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  • look at his hair

  • May is way funnier than clarkson

  • ask Ricky Bobby what to do with your hand

  • Give Clarkson a rest? You know him I take it? James May BTW is a very intelligent man, but I will agree this program is not for him.

    Why do you think Clarkson promotes range rover, jaguar and aston martin relentlessly? Think about it.

    That recent thing on the One show was obviously a joke only a fool would think otherwise.

    My argument goes way back, probably before you were born. So dont tell me my argument is

    destroyed. Why should I be bitter?

  • Gw4jpq. He is one of the funniest people around and he pretty much makes top gear amazing. Without him top gear would be boring and factual because of May. Clarkson jokes around but yet the BBC are so harsh on him, that joke he said on tv to do with shooting someone, IT WAS A JOKE! Give him a rest.

  • still got his hair and more here

  • hahaha he hasn't changed one bit

  • I think it should have been his last. The damage that man has done to the British motor industry can only be equalled by the damage Margaret Thatcher did to the UK as a whole. I suppose everyone knows he is now given BMWs to sweeten him up. I know for a fact they have never forgiven him for the damage he did to Rover when in their ownership. A revolting man period. His engineering knowledge is lamentable as well.

  • @gw4pjq you are bitter. for many seasons of top gear now the show has gone out of its way to promote range rover, jaguar and aston martin relentlessly. yes they are owned elsewhere but the show is still bias towards them. your argument is destroyed.

  • @davymgaunt....lmfao

    You should read how to make friends and alienate people..either that or get laid!!!!

  • HES STILL A PRAT!

  • You think will ferrel got the hand idea in taladega knights from jeremy?

  • And a legend was born!

  • wow

  • I often wonder just how a gimp like Clarkson landed that job !! Although TG is fairly entertaining, all 3 of the presenters are twonks !! Probably only there because the BBC can get away with paying them peanuts relative to how much TV types are normally paid. Having said that, they are like superstars compared to the American TG crew !!

  • @turboslag Idk man..they do a great job, so i'm sure that's probably how he got the job lol I really enjoy his car reviews :)

  • @turboslag you're a fucking idiot, if you think you're so much better than them, i wonder why you werent hired for such a stable job, all three of them started of slow and now they're a natural in front of the cameras...

    richard and james had been on Nat geo with their own shows, Jezza has received doctorship, they WORKED their way to the top, hard work has nothing to do with luck,

    i certainly rather watch those "gimps" than some asshole on youtube who knows jack shit..

  • @shobin05

    Typical youtube tosswit reply !! I didn't and don't compare myself to them or apply for their job, so you obviously don't read too well either !! You make comments typical of a fool who understands nothing !! If you can't express an oppinion without resorting to expletives and profanity then do the world a favour and STFU !!!

  • @turboslag The American top gear is the most pitiful piece of programing ever. The show is so much more entertaining in the UK Americans just aren't good at entertainment.

  • @thefelts2 Firefly. Battlestar Galactica. Arrested Development. 30 Rock. Community. Lost.

  • @turboslag lmao, i expressed my point pretty clear, maybe you're just too dumb to understand?

  • @shobin05 I give you 5 stars for saying "you're" and not "your"

  • @turboslag What are you smoking?

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  • Ricky bobby??????

  • @davymgaunt Have you ever thought of seeing a therapist?

  • 300,000 viewer :)

  • samecar as james may's first appearence

  • man, Jeremy Clarkson is timeless!

  • he's 28 here! looks about 40 hahahaha

  • oh fuck off you boring bastard cant be doing with you

  • Davymgaunt you are an absolute idiot

  • back when he wasn't wearing a wig

  • @cipslim No. Still a wig. Same one, in fact (a little threadbare now though)

  • Was 28 in this.

    Oh god.

  • @davymgaunt We ALL hope you get brain cancer you fucking bitch.

  • @klpfj08 Highly unlikely, Dumbo! My brain is cancer free! You wrote in the Third Person Singular Subject Verb Agreement....."We". Who are the collective "We"? Or is it just sad old you wanting some friends? Aw diddums! Silly cunt! By the way.....remember to make your message more important next time Emphasise and capitalise WE not ALL. Your message didn't make sense. Methinks lack of education! Lessons finished! Time to go home, thick cunt!

  • @davymgaunt Nerdy Trollllllllllllllll. Go call our friends, oh wait, you don't have any. just cause daddy touched you as a kid doesn't mean you can be a dick. QUIT BITCHIN ABOUT YOUR ACHY TITS YOU WANKER!!!

  • @klpfj08 If your silly childish insult made sense (linking my number of friends to being abused as a child? What? AND a double negative...tut, tut...appalling....) it would still make you the world's biggest cunt!. Congratulations! You still hold the title! Now, FUCK off.

  • @davymgaunt Calm down. Someone who mentions another race is not racist.

  • @davymgaunt you make me ashamed to be british.

  • Lol I love Jeremy clarkson's rude comments it makes the show better.

  • Re: davymgaunt:

    Jeremy isn't a racist - bigot! What he says is true...!!

    Especially about driving through the South in America. It IS a lot of dumbass redneck trash. I know, I had to live there for a few years..! And what he said about Mexicans is true, and about Asians....he says what EVERYBODY wishes they had the balls to say about people.

  • @HellaKool76 davymgaunt is only saying about Clarkson what EVERYBODY wishes they had the balls to say

  • @malarbusto

    Aww...so the truth hurts doesn it? Nobody likes stereotypes, but stereotypes OFTEN have a lot of truth in them...how do think they get started in the first place?

  • @malarbusto Who is everybody? I certainly don't agree. A lot of the users in these comments need to calm down.

  • @MrRasterShift if you look again you might see the intended irony. But then again, if I were you, I wouldn't bother (I actually shouldn't be here; just came back out of curiosity and nothing better to do ... well, a million things better to do, actually, but there you go)

  • @malarbusto

    Oh I know. Just looking at Clarkson makes one think he's the guy in the office talking inaproppriately.....LOL

  • @HellaKool76 Bit of a sweeping generalisation there, southern redneck cretin! Is there any chance of including any other ethnic minorities in your vile diatribe? RACIST!

  • @davymgaunt

    Racist? What did your family grow up in the coal mines? Geez....you're what we call a Brit Tard

  • Wow. How could we guess then that he would turn into TV's leading racist bigot?

  • @davymgaunt Fuck off.

  • @Dodo251 Jesus....you are probably a knuckle dragging RETARD whose lips move when you read (if you CAN read!). Get back to your Daily Star, thick cunt.

  • @davymgaunt A 47-year-old wanker with nothing better to do than troll the internet? Interesting. I thought people grow up at a certain point. Loser.

  • I don't know what to do with my hands. Just put them down Ricky Bobby.

  • America tried to copy this show and failed miserably.

  • @XiviliviX true we tried 3 times and failed 3 times but the newest is getting a bit better but still nothing like the UK version

  • is it just me, or does it seem like talladega nights may have gotten some inspiration from this?

  • i like jeremy. he makes top gear good

  • I thought he was on that show since the wheel was invented...

  • Before Jeremy Clarkson SOLD OUT!

  • Just like Today's Clarkson. But with hair.

  • Is it just me or is the voice and dress sense pure Alan Partridge?

  • @rudeboymick

    AH HA!

  • The beginning of a legend.

  • wow of all people to have a Ricky  Bobby moment

  • @TheDodgedude71 Haha Ricky Bobby. The Big Hairy American Winning Machine

  • I think the outfit he is wearing actually looks good.

  • @theassasin207

    It definately the blazer or maybe they just did some magincal timetravel where James and jeremy conbined and were fighting for who got to control the mind or the body Hhmmmmm....

  • the hand thing is sooo true XD

  • at :15 he sounds like James, it must be the blazer

  • Must have, not must of, retard. Go back to school!

  • he sounds slightly like james may

  • "Between heah and heah" Very posh Jeremey

  • @UpTheAnte1987 oh yes, very posh hahaha

  • still, funnier and more entertaining than fifth gear...

  • No Jeremy your hand really are big as marrows!

  • Strange, he seems to have changed a lot, except for the fact he's still a cunt then and now.

  • "You have no idea what to do with your hands", thats what she said ;)

  • OHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORRRRRRRRD......HE HASSSSS HAAAAAIRRRRRR!!!

  • Sweet mullet there, buggah I think he's 1 of us???

  • he really has aged quite well.

  • Wow his voice didnt even change O_o

  • Quite remarkable that Jeremy looks the same as he did in 1988.

  • afro style

  • old on old is big fun

  • he hasnt changed a bit. other than the hair.

  • When I imagine that this is from the same year I was born... I feel so old :X

  • OMG hes got hair

  • You can still hear little hints of his Yorkshire accent...

  • ooh, his accent is a little plummier.

  • @kartingbeast93 init

  • Wow topgear used to be poo

  • @domtv3 top gear now is poo showing cars that people cant afford i dont agree with you sorry bring back the old top gear and why build cars and show cars that are fast ?

    the legal limit is 70mph not 100 plus !!!

  • @transitcoffin actually you do make a very good point. It's just basically a show showing off fast cars and acting out written scripts. I still prefer New TopGear though (however, I've never actually seen Old TopGear apart from this clip)

  • @transitcoffin Come to Montana! Or go to Germany. You can go as fast as you like in either place. Technically Montana has a speed limit but there aren't enough people there to enforce it. :^P

  • @transitcoffin

    u are another one of those booring people that couldn t care less about cars, that want to go from 0-60 in 10000000000000000000 years, u need to watch season 7 episode 8 so they can try to explain to u

    the number people that still want to go from 0-60 in less than 6 secs is very very low

    i dont want the supercar,the 2-door coupe and the sportscar, dissapear I am one of those people that still want to have fun if u dont understand that thats your problem not mine

  • top gear didnt look as fun back then :P

  • Tory loving cunt in bed with Rebekah Brooks et al. All in the same club and living off the shit the NOTW peddaled.

  • should have been his last

  • He talks alot different nowadays! as he said monotone. lol

  • Lol, looks sooooo...... Dunno wath to say -.-

  • awesome

    

  • hilarious as always

  • @2010jamesmartin u mad?

  • Still a fuckin sad knobhead!

  • Clarkson has matured very well, looked like a right T@@ in his early TV career..

    Best motoring journalist ever, still is the best and often emulated by lesser presenters...

  • ...between herrh and hergh...

  • JEREMY CLARKSON IS A REAL OG.

  • I know wat to do!! When in doubt fap it out! LOL

  • feel sad about the Sierra in the back

  • @Boetschnrw I don't. unless it was an estate or a sierra cosworth.

  • Richard Hammond must of been in diapers when this was going on lmao hahahahaha

  • @hxcmexi he still is

  • @Ellis01234567890

    hahahha

  • @hxcmexi He was 19 in 1988 haha

  • @cavaderblood

    HAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STILL Freaking HILARIOUS!!!

  • @cavaderblood He was born December 19, 1969. 1988-1969 is 19, or most likely 18 when this was actually filmed because his birthday is so late in the year.

  • @cavaderblood No he´s  born 11 April 1960 check wikipedia

  • @sofuz Perhaps you should recheck, Sherlock. "Richard Mark Hammond, nicknamed "Hamster", (born 19 December, 1969) is an English broadcaster, writer, and journalist most noted for co-hosting car programme Top Gear with Jeremy Clarkson and James May, as well as presenting Brainiac: Science Abuse on Sky 1." -Wikipedia

  • @cavaderblood Maybe you should check, Sherlock. He was talking about Jeremy Clarkson, the one in the video, not Richard Hammond

  • @cavaderblood So that means Ayrton Senna, who was born the same year as Clarkson, won his first world championship in 1988 at age 19? Its amazing how Senna aged 15 years from 1988 to his death in 1994.

  • @shinhawk Senna was born on March 21st, 1960. He was 34 when he died. What exactly are you trying to prove here?

  • @shinhawk retard...

  • @hxcmexi they are 10 year's apart lol.. so College? and some teeth whitening

  • @hxcmexi No RIchard hammond was born in 1969 so its 1988 he should be 19 years old that year. learn math my friend!

  • @tig2123

    dude you act like i'm sort of weird stalker knowing what his date of birth is. You freak.

  • @hxcmexi Just wanted you to know that he wasnt on a diaper that time.

  • @hxcmexi The correct English is 'must have'.

  • @arseymcpherson

    You're on frickin' youtube. There's no need to correct someone on their grammar...

  • @hxcmexi hammond is only 9 years younger than clarkson

  • @hxcmexi he was 19

  • @BogdyBBA he looking like 45 tough,.. :0

  • @hxcmexi for ur kind information hamster was born in 1968

  • jeremy have hair!

  • lol James's and Jeremy's First apperance on Top Gear Features a Bently

  • How many cars Jeremy has driven?

  • @okami11408 over 9000 of course

  • @okami11408 He's the most experienced driver... IN THE WORLD.

  • hah he's trying to talk posh

  • uuh i will be so sad when top gear uk finishes for ever :( it wont be the same with out James may Richard Hammond and clarkson. hop they live for ever! and i mean it!

  • @Cizza225 Well, considering science and technology's progress, given a few years from now, your wish might just come true. :)

  • we hadded thy, ain'ts thy

  • Sounds like James May.

    Clarkson is a massive arsehole.

  • the only thing thats different about him is his hair SLOL(semi- laugh out loud)

  • @rocketmik65

    Will that be HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    or AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

    (remember, semi-laugh rules)

  • @xaraxen more of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa than hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • this guy makes top gear the best tv show today

  • Wow he's old now

  • Jeremy Clarkson for president!! :D One of the most hilarious people in the world.

  • @TheSwedishJumper Clarkson and David Mitchell. Jeremy would somehow offend the entire world in one sentence and then David could smooth it all over with his posh charm and wit! :)

  • @TheSwedishJumper

    Hate to break it to ya, but you need to be born in the united states in order to be president :D

  • @Mofoe2001 You know they are not only americans on youtube? he is from sweden...

  • @minusxp

    OK then, can you tell me who is the Swedish "President"?

    :D

  • @Mofoe2001 For queen?

  • HE LOOKS THE SAME TODAY!!!!

  • Is this really how bad the quality was in 1998? Man, i feel old...

  • @pvtcasting it was 88 not 98

  • so very funny :) Cool to know what did he think while trying to look so smart. I have the same stuff about my hands on stage or whatever

  • the reason he looks the same know as he did back then is that he quickly grew or matured to that Adult look even in his twenties. He always looked older than he really was. So he just kinda got stuck in time after his twenties never to change appearance much again.

  • Is he on drugs?

  • @AaronSmith0 Fuck you, no he isnt

  • @AaronSmith0 Whatever man I'm of to watch Top gear

  • Wow he never changed.

  • XD He is only like 28 in this clip! And... omg, he is so slim!

    But he is already cool as hell (:

  • lol sweet

  • Lol Jeremy is awesome!

  • What the fuck is he on about

  • @morgatr0n about his first appearance on top gear. If u listened or something u might just understand.

  • His accent lol