OMFG - Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Part 35: Not the man I think I am

[2001cats]

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[pissedoffatyt]

kim taeyeon from snsd and jensen have the same birthday!!! no wonder taeyeon is so cool.

[VekCal]

HA 1993 My middle name is Adam and my Last JENSEN 

[pie491]

Mr.grey or "Da' could be darrow

[nemesisnick66]

SHE WANTS HER DINNER THROW THE FRIDGE AT HER

[Iced0826]

Sadly, I was born in 1994...So close... :"<

[nclark557]

@Iced0826 same

[WesleyGibson93]

I was born on 03-09-1993, I am a male and I want to be Adam Jensen!

[bcfrombc2008]

Well I wasn't born in 1993 but I live down the road from Detroit and was born in the 90's?

[RandomClown1]

Pro Tip: You can safely approach a mine by crouching AND THEN hold the walk key [default Alt I think]. Once you approach it, you can disarm it. Make sure to NOT bump any boxes, as the mine detects the slightest movement.

Like this so he can learn this.

[bonkers433]

@RandomClown1 but then it wouldnt be funny

[gamerdeamon4]

Ohhh snap , i was born March 9 1993, So I could be Adam Jenson !!!!

[ironwolf6896]

1:40 "He used to work for the Illuminati, til he took a shotgun in the knees!"

[Kromgar1337]

When she gave you the money and you hear him talking... You can just feel the sorrow in his voice

[XScythexXx]

Why I'm havng a deja vu about the place in the first 8 mins?

[Hagar013]

Please upload the next episode today!

[alfiejames8]

11:30 its the oracle :D

[animelovingfreak]

Can someone help me. I have recently started this game and the in-game cinematic for my game is very blurry not at all as clear as the ones in Jesse's videos.

[Blackhammer9999]

I can't believe you are still playing this?

Time to wrap it up dude.

[PoundSakeFTW]

@Blackhammer9999 You do know he wants to finish the game right?

[MissFrancesxD]

You missed a pocket secretary!

[Hagar013]

Next, please!

[Holyshirt93]

I was born May 3rd 1993, though only 18 now i think by the time 2026 is here ill have badass sunglasses

[nokamae]

Shotgun to the knee lol

[UnlimitedHeaven]

Jesse is the only one who can make Skyrim jokes funny......ooh who am I kidding...

[CosmicX1]

@Sky1991XD Nah, I enjoy watching Jesse play it too much!

[THEMrFill]

Jesse, you seriously need to get back to the shops more often, sell your excess stuff and empty your inventory as much as you can, means you can pick up more stuff and make more moneys for more praxis points!!!

I'm on my 3rd play-through of the game (trying AGAIN to get Foxiest and Pacifist), still haven't killed anyone, so your method is funny and INSANE :-P but I think that describes you perfectly

[Sentinelord]

@THEMrFill did u kill someone in prologue? If yes your pacifist is ruined :D

[THEMrFill]

@Sentinelord

nope, found out what it was on my 3rd play-through (missed it again on the second) - it's where you have to rescue Malik - when the robot blows up it often kills the guys near it, even though you've knocked them out - took me 10 times repeating that 1 section before I found a route that meant that they all survived (rescued her, and kept everyone alive) - got all the achievements on the base game now, didn't bother with Missing Link

[Sentinelord]

@THEMrFill y dont buy Missing link..i bought it for 10 euros and it wasnt that good to be it that price, also i played through Deus Ex already 3 times but i still miss Pacifist cuz i found out i had not to kill any soldier from prologue before last boss :D

[THEMrFill]

@Sentinelord

I played it on the Xbox, and it's 1200points for Missing Link, which is too expensive for something that hasn't got a decent review - I liked the normal game, but don't think I'd bother with the DLC

[Sentinelord]

@THEMrFill your doing good.

[TheRSCOD5]

@THEMrFill Suggestion for this achievement, sell all your weapons, and look for EVERY single bar you can find

[THEMrFill]

@TheRSCOD5

I have the cheevies for the base game now, didn't bother with the DLC - took 3 play-throughs to do, with me accidentally killing people when saving Malik (when the bot blew up), and was somehow getting spotted during the escape of the Penhouse (finally got them all down with 2 gas mines)

I could probably run through the entire game now in less than 12 hours to get all achievements as I've done it so much :-P

[UnwrittenSymphony]

Love it

[Calvinosaur]

Don't forget to stop by the LIMB clinic before you finish your quests here. There are more Praxis points!

[Ratchet2491]

jesse you miss all guns and ammo what thet old man told you its a garage door with code panel hack it and the garage door will open,

if you dont know what I'm talking about its a garage door where is some guy talking to some people on not big basketball court.

[MiralGS]

@OMFGcata you know you can just type in security codes like you do passwords instead of pressing the inaccurate buttons, right?

[Dieguitox199]

ke penke pooooooooooooooooooooo kreia ke era mejorrrrrrrrrrrrr mierda chupenlo con mayonesa

[DarkJoVo]

She was a beta jesse

[TheDarkTwilightWolf]

@TheYegie LITTLE, IM 12!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ImmortalScorpion]

@TheDarkTwilightWolf I don't know the story but 12 is little.

[Lashb1ade]

'She's above me though...'

Ahh Jesse

[cloneblade]

damn im not jensen but my birthday is only about a month off

[FrankyJrBlondeel]

why? WHY would you WALK down the stairs ><

[2342Andrew]

I used to be a video maker like you, then i took 50 shotgun bullets to the knee.

[ByronMH]

i was shoutin charm at my screen!

[seanmj1washere]

I'm Sean Jensen... if that helps..

[xRevan116x]

Super thick and super deep. Lol

[coregoon]

Naw, poor old lady is stuck in 2005-2006.

[Ewordi]

I was born 03-09-93, same as Jensen.

[coregoon]

1993? Heh. Jensen's still a teenager. :P

[dimensionsofforest]

@coregoon its set in 2021, still think he's a teen?

[coregoon]

@dimensionsofforest We live in 2012. Yes, I still think a person born in 1993 is a teenager.

[battleflow1]

@coregoon no, it's 2021 in game

[coregoon]

@battleflow1 I know that. He's still a teenager now.

[mastershakeaq]

I was born in 93. But my name is Connor. So I guess I'll never have the chance to kill and get away with it by hiding behind a trash can until the cops just give up after 20 seconds.

[william000I]

More please more!!!!!!

[givani30]

U should try borderlands

[TheAsb227]

7:30 JENSEPTION!

[Silverlugia860]

I was born in 1993! ... but I'm female and my name is Carly. My dreams of being a futuristic cyborgian augmentee who wears their shades in doors because it is just too cool are ruined.

[193vader]

@Silverlugia860 lol don't worry someday we will learn that there is a sister to adam and she is also a cyborgian augmentee who wears her shades at night and in doors because its just too cool

[wrinklymon]

@Silverlugia860 Its not too late! You just need connections to the mob and billions of dollars. Also control over several countries governments.

[MadMax260582]

@Silverlugia860 don't you dare stop believing, Carly. You can do it :p

[TheSporadicSpork]

@Silverlugia860 name and sex change?

[Lukishika]

@Silverlugia860 Jesse has female vevers

sory abaut the speling

[CoronaMobius]

Always go to the LIMB clinics in every chapter!

[riptude225]

My comp turnwd odf

[riptude225]

Just when he says happy face tim

[YepX]

Im probably more likely to be Adam since im closer to his actual age

[ttosaj]

really...... 04:51 Hackers reference zer0cool@planet.hack Zero Cool and Hack the planet! :P

[Shackers1337]

PLEASE turn up your mic

[TheUnknownAthiest]

i was born in 1993 :P

[naterd13]

when the hell is jesse gonna upgrade his energy o-o

[dogsnamedjoe]

@naterd13 whenever one of us messages him telling him that he really should do it

[falys05]

anyone else notice zerOcool@planet.hack in the emails at 5:15? Hackers references yay!

[Spartanbots]

Jesse theri was a perfect opputunity at around 1:20 to throw dumpster at them!

That would hav been epic.

[shadowsoul222]

@OMFGcata you can just use the number pad to do the keypad section. Just fyi

[AdamKyGl]

I used to be a secret agent like you but then I took a bullet to the knee

[animagrin]

Cool, i was born 10 years before Jensen. I could be his bossman :B

[yoyoman331]

15:00

Forget butt clenching, I was bashing my face into my keyboard out of frustration >.>

[xaio1000]

Your in communist America being against minimalism is being against communism

[Lozzer70]

Mister Da! First name Fus, secound name ro! His full name? Fus Ro Da! (I realise its Dah, but still)

[xaio1000]

@Lozzer70 The guy that wrote it down only heard it and put it down phonetically

[Lozzer70]

@xaio1000 It was meant to be a joke, but fine, if you want to be a kill joy.

[johnsnowleopard]

jesse. I'm down on that exact day! 3rd september 1993 o.o ... tho my name is not adam or jensen.

[VideoGaku123]

@johnsnowleopard Have a name change and chop your arm off. Then get a robot arm.

ADAM JENSEN.

[fireballburrito]

rollin meals? heh, a play on "meals on wheels".

[Callumtom998]

I used to like jesses videos then he made an arrow to the knee joke -.-

[tinnyboy99]

jesse if im Adam Jensen will u be my prichard?

[mastaomni]

OH MAH GAWD Zer0cool! YAYA HACKERSSSSS

[lavit2099]

Slash facepalm. Two episodes, in a row, where it's just dialogue. Need more Q's in the face. Quick, Jesse, find some random building to shoot up!

[Jakkization]

Holy crap.. im not born in 1993 im NOT ADAM JENSEN?! WHO KNEW?!

[evertime123]

BUTCLENCHING AT MAXIMUM

[lavidiethel43]

Jesse logic: "She's a old lady.... PRESSURE HER SOME MORE!".

[Magnetonification]

What kind of biological experiment can't jump 4 punks in front of 2 policemen? Not good enough, Science.

[cjmkael]

You charm old ladies, CHARM THEM. Jesse, are you not a man? :P

[CFriis87]

@cjmkael That's true... it's practically considered a standard service in Danish supermarkets... I was one of the more popular cashiers cause I was so good at it.

[TheHomieChamp]

Mah butthole is so clenched right now, she was beta D:

trollface

[01Torkelson]

HAPPY FACE EXCITEMENT!!11!!!!1!

[fijapowa]

AHH Q guys start shooing AHHH THAT'S NOT THE Q XDDDD

[machzzz1]

@mohannad636 1993+13 is 2006 get your math right

[mohannad636]

@machzzz1 will ok this is fucking embarrassing xD wtf how hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xD omg LoL im laughing hard right now Xd

[swehero1]

Please upload more of DXHR! Please Jesse! Please!

[RizonReason]

@mohannad636 1993+13=2006 you twat

[FuzzyNinjaful]

I have a strange feeling of Deja Vu watching this episode

[Divector8]

I was born in 1991. I will never be Adam Jensen =(

[RedCaboose7]

wow my bday is REALLY close to adam jensens ;)

[TheOriginalElkstone]

beelzebub

[YoBoiBigCrizzle]

oh shit jensen is only one year older that me hes fricken 18 years old WTF

[AustinToMinecraft]

@YoBoiBigCrizzle its not 2012 in the game ><

[YoBoiBigCrizzle]

@AustinToMinecraft hahaha oh yea sry forgot about that XD

[NicholaiDB]

@YoBoiBigCrizzle /facepalm

[DietDrMario]

@YoBoiBigCrizzle /Headdesk

[fredrick819]

I'm older than Adam Jenson by almost a month

[snarf3456]

so jesse is half th man he use to be ????....

[cocomoloko]

m exactly 1 year older then jensen O.o

[TheCenturionLegion]

Great vids

[MrBillwulf]

Jensen ... is a mutant! [Cut to the dramatic chipmunk.]

[MrZuur]

I was born one year and somewhat days after Jensen :)

[fopfopdohdoh]

Dude i was born in 1993... if only my name was Adam :(

[tommy84111]

can someone get me a pizza extra cheese please

[TheVideoMenace1]

@ OMFGcata 9:07 The hobo was just asleep. Hobos are people like you and me they need to sleep and eat. :3

[jojohn80]

sorry it was real late where i am and i was so sleepy that i just typed that in fast.

[Itachiroxs66]

im too old to be Adam Jenson... D:

[chi0s1]

i am jensen i work with my friend frankinstine jow

[dattebenforcer]

yeah, i think she was a beta jesse, go back there an try again with beta hormones...

[Tolredan]

irish body guards :I

[COEquaLity]

Jessies Deus Ex vids are getting shorter :(

[ruuteldaja]

Yay I am Jensen!

[MrCosmicCosmo]

Shes a beta

[beavkil]

Anyone else catch the Zerocool Hackers movie reference at 05:06?

[DeathaceGames]

"He used to work for the illuminati until he took a shotgun to the knee." Haha

[HonorThyGamer]

Hey, you should get one of those inventory mods for the game. It significantly reduces the size of most items, and makes other items stackable up to a higher amount than before, including some of those huge energy items that take up way too much space. It saves you a ton of time.

[tobias564]

jesse.... why are u playing that when u can play swtor... just telling dude



[porkboi]

@tobias564 ... why are you suggesting a gamer only play one game... just telling dude.

[Ashybearification]

@tobias564 Because Deus Ex is cooler than SWTOR. Not everyone likes SWTOR. Just telling dude.

[TheVideoMenace1]

@tobias564 Because not everyone likes swotor and do you only ever play one game? Didn't think so. And also he was playing this BEFORE swotor came out -_- crawl back under your rock please.

[ShadowPhoenixKC]

...So, Jensen is Adam? I think I'm confused....

[doozerpindan]

@ShadowPhoenixKC Yes, the woman has Alzheimer's/Dementia, so she is confused and doesn't realise just how much time has actually passed.

[lordcthulhu17]

Wait was that guy on the cellphone at the beginning of the video making a reservoir dogs reference?

[ThePersonalSolution]

Jesse - "so Jensen is not who Jensen thinks Jensen is!?"

Brain - "whoa, good way not to confuse anybody there Jesse!"

Jesse - "shut up Brain!"

[bangNL94]

My last name is Jansen, actually. Sounds kind of the same.

[Slavman24]

I am Adam Jensen's grade school friend.

[MrBFCseasider]

My middle name is Adam :/

[Steadyricky]

He used to work for the Illuminati till he took a shotgun to the knee!!

[CockatooFilms]

Omg, there must be someone watching who's family is called Jensen and is born in 9 - 3 - 1993.... With so many humans on this rock there must be! :D

[robertej]

is he ever going to complete this game lol

[Pwnager26]

@robertej sheamus has 220 episodes of skyrim.... he hasnt finished the main quest yet....

[TheMCEntertainers]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[alteredegoX]

... ok if that date is written in the incorrect American way, then Jensen is over a year younger than me apparently. If it's written the correct way (day/month/year)... then he is EXACTLY a year younger... damn. Another year and I could have been Adam Jensen.... wait... no I couldn't. I don't know another other girls called Adam.

[Montenigger93]

I am Adam Jensen ...

[werdna397]

0:01

[werdna397]

0:00



[Vladiato]

VIDEOOOO!

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Y U ONLY 18 MINUTES!

[Otto4242]

For anybody who wants to see the info you get when you do this correctly: Watch /watch?v=Vj2YCsXFVRk and skip to 4:30.

[Xarthat]

@Otto4242 Or wait till Jesse gets 2000 PMs about it and loads the save file.

[cfergie84]

Don't forget to buy 2 more praxis kits from the LIMB clinic. They've been restocked!

[TimeKitt]

You picked up a pocket secretary in the storage in the safe, and never looked at it, that's what you were missing when looking back at the safe.

[broadcast1010]

18 minuet video :( come one Jeese give us a bit more

[Madkrillz95]

awwww i have been waiting for like 4 days for ep 33 of skyrim! soon i cant take it anymore!!! :(

[AzureDragon013]

@Madkrillz95 Dude..... he released ep 33 2 days ago. Must have been burried in your sub box :P