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  • let me just go get a fork.. ;) this is awesome.

  • OMG I LOVE YOU FOR THIS.

  • well done,.put together nicely. eventhe small touches like at 4:05 when your diggin for something you can here not just your blueberry stolis but ,.the glassy clang of multiple booze bottles rubbing on each other,. like there a whole bunch laying there.theater of the mind,.nice visual..

  • You're drunk o.o

  • @MultiGirlyGirl1234 She's joking...

  • hahahaha!!

  • SHE IS DRONK !!!! WEIRD GRIL !

  • @lissaloveyou She's joking asshat, and it's spelled d-r-u-n-k.

  • @lissaloveyou whats "dronk"?

  • I just spit out my water when you put the eyeliner on with the fork!!!!!...I friggin love you!!!!

  • brilliant.

  • bahahahahaha

  • Courtney's way prettier

  • @loveislovepeaceis there's no such thing as prettier than jpmetz. you're mistaken the hell. ass.

  • @SuperSkolima i'm oh-so very sure of that.

  • LOVELY!!

    

  • lol that sponge actually blended her foundation well

  • Justine u look pretty as usual

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  • 4:09 SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES! How are we supposed to practice HARM REDUCTION by both using heroin & POPPING PILLS at the same time?! That is a BIG NO NO! One at a time!

  • You are TOO beautiful to cover your face with ALL that make-up!

    Some advice with I hope you take into consideration: the magic of make-up is looking natural!

    So, for some spicy/exotic looks keep dark colours in small-amounts, & may the ONLY heavy make-up cosmetic be your eyeshadow! Not your eyeliner, not your mascara — but your eyeshadow. You can make a combination of all sorts of complementary colours on your skin, just keep it simple!

    Post scriptum: Jyonasan Volkov

  • @JyonasanVolkov ummmmm its not a serious tutorial

  • @JyonasanVolkov apparently u don't know courtney love is, or what an impersonation is XD

  • u lookdrunk...

  • Hey... my name is Courtney........ LOL!!!!!!!!

  • Do a Courtney Stodden makeup look :)

  • Looks accurate.

  • I love people that are out there like this XD

  • aw this is a shame i actually liked you until you did this

  • @charlzzzoid ...She was only making fun of Courtney Love. Sorry if you didn't get that obvious fact.

  • Last time I watched this video, I was drunk and I used a dishwashing sponge to do my foundation, I used a water bottle to put on mii eyeshadow, and I used my bunny as a tissue cuz I would miss my cheeks while applying blush ;) I Love You JPMETZ -3

  • You have the same cheapp ass fone i have!

  • LMAO FUCKIN FUNNY 

  • no wonder why the mirror is broken 3:23

  • MS, Bells Palsy, sewage flood, gluten allergey, stollen wallet, burnt hair, endless injuries...well no wonder, Justine, you've broken so many mirrors!

  • Is she drunk?

  • i am crying laughing this was soo fucking great

  • bet she pass out and woke up shocked lol

  • question... how the hell do u drop ur makeup suplise in da toilet while puking?

  • fuck your funny lady. "oh ill just use this fork" fuckin FUNNY

  • When mirrors get broken by Justin, they get 7 years bad luck.

  • If I was a famous youtuber I would go on camera drunk too...way to go JPMETZ<3

  • @kittylovesdrock don't be a cunt, she obviously did a typo for "if" common sense.

  • omg are you high? hahahaha

  • u r either high or drunk you ass

  • i think shes drunk

    

  • IDIOT!

  • My identity was stolen too. Fuck 'em, jpmetz!!

  • get a life

  • Courtney love has 140+accounts, each in which she disliked this video the frig.

  • you look like the joker

  • looooolll. fucking love you

  • whos courtney love o_o

  • @JulieTran102 you most be joking!

  • @skuiizy15 nope

  • @skuiizy15 no

  • @skuiizy15 no im not..

  • The cig wasn't even lit. xDD

  • lol. the funny thing is your make up looks like courtney love. lol

  • COURTNEY LIVE RULES!!!

  • Now kids this is why we don't drink and smoke and have random needles in our mouths

  • so drunk. LMFAO.

  • She looks high.

  • Lol oh god

  • The funny thing is, she actually looks like Courtney Love! :D o.O

  • @shariperson123 She's joking...do you even watch her other videos?

  • @shariperson123 it's called sarcasm, asshat.

  • @shariperson123 Thumbs down.

  • Wtf

  • r u drunk?

  • What is the intro song?

  • are u drunk

  • Crap...I Broke Another Mirror...

  • Does Justine Smoke??

  • Hey Gurl, Courtney does not drink actually. So maybe cut the booze and take some coke :p. Like All I need is a fork a spunge and some red lipstick to look like courtney. Kinda cool :P

  • what's that on my arm

  • YOU DO HAVE A BRUSH.

  • I CRACKED UP WHEN U PUT IT ON WITH THE FORK

  • Does anybody know the song that plays @ the first seconds of the vid??

  • "I already got a sponge"

  • @danze78 shut up...

  • And that kids, is why you dont get drunk XD

  • OMG!!!! FUCKIN' AMAZING VIDEO!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA YEAH BABY!!!! LOVE U BB!!!

  • Yeeahh youu werent sober .. O.O

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals If by "COURTNEY" you mean heroin then yes.

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals if i could thumb this up a thousand times, i would

  • @tamithomas lol

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals As much as i hate courtney love, im pretty sure she didnt kill Kurt Cobain, nd how are yuu gonna acuse someone of murder if yuu dont even know his name??? xD They Say Kurt Overdosed, And They Say He Shot Himself with A Double barrell shotgun... R.I.P Kurt

  • @ShashaBagOfTacos Shut up. They were going to get a divorce, he was going to get the money. all evidence leads to her shooting him.

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals look bruh kurt cobain is my idol... yhurr talkin tuh the wrong person. kurt as a person was always fasinated in suicide he talked about it all the time. about a week before his daughter was born he was in the hospital for overdose...ok? i did think that courtney did kill him for a while i believed in tht... but if all evidence led to her murdering him she wooda be in jail dumbass, people woodnt argue bout this shit up untill this day... yuh fucker. :D

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals All the evidence, really? I guess you were the lead investigator on this case. Maybe you should give reading a shot before you make ridiculous claims.

  • @tinybarofsoap baha, my parents are criminal investigators, I think I know how to put two and two together. And seriously, bye.

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals oooh, your parents are in a certain profession, so of course you know everything about it as well. You could probably take over for them, right? So they were the lead investigators on the case? You're ignorant. Courtney Love didn't kill her husband. The media would fucking love it if she did and would jump all over it if there was any possibility. She wouldn't get away without so much as a trial. Use that pink meat in your skull.

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals he killed himself, she didnt kill him .

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals Lol asshole.

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals Disgusted in this comment! Accusations and comments like these are uncalled for and quite frankly wrong! BANG out of order.

  • @95JEB how about people let the comment go and leave me alone I was kidding?

  • @MakaylaLovesAnimals shut the hell up

  • @LoveNeden Courtney did not "murder" anyone Kurt killed himself because was a bitch ass sissy

  • @Meowbby like i said, "cuntny" is a murdering slut.

  • @Meowbby anything having to do with people trying to impersonate or be like courtney love means one more husband is going to be murdered and one more poor soul is going to shoot heroin. Are you that STUPID?! Open your eyes!

  • and you think looking like a whore is classy? You look like a guy with a wig on.

  • lmao "I'm just gonna put this on with the back end of this fork"

  • who ever told you your make up looks like courtney loves... was blind or something.. the final result is ... well BAD

  • Hm...

  • you are going to have 14 years of bad luck!! lol

  • LMFAO!! I literally laughed out loud when you started pulling needles out of your bag XD

  • jesus christ

  • ke$ha makeup? 

  • 80's makup =]

  • LMAO :

    "I love to watch videos of cats and stuff"

  • I luvv Justine but I have seen someone this drunk on youtube.... I fucking hilarious

  • lol she looks like shes high in the beginning.....

  • I love Courtney but this is funny xD

  • am I the only one that is wondering why she has hypodermic needles?? so funny though!! :)

  • @sunshine0shenanigans -.- Courtney Love used to inject herself with heroin a lot.

  • @AllTheCoolKidsHateMe i meant why the actual girl in this video does hahaha

  • lol that actually looks like her makeup haha!

  • Lol "i dropped my brushes in the toilet"

  • are you ok .. :X

  • haha oh my goodness, what the frigg were you thinking. Oh well, you still rocked that look :)

  • This is just so... Accurate!

  • ARE YOU STONED?

  • @TWCPAEB she was drunk....

  • ur so friggin funny

  • Haha XD

  • that must have been a bitch to take off

  • this is actually hilarious

  • wooow bored much?

  • @xoxoreagret more like drunk X3

  • you are awesome ! i just subscribed...that was too funny

  • boobs.....mmmmmmmmmmm

  • Does anyone else think that she looks like Callie Torres from Grey's Anatomy?

  • is she drunk?? 

  • hahaha my identity was stolen! I get it!

  • i think she was legit drunk

  • i think she was legit drunk

  • @2:14 , I Thought You Didnt Have Any Brushed.(:

  • -_-

  • i think she killed kurt :P

  • what is the music playing in the background?

  • Bahahaha!

  • Hahahahahahahaha........... U look Lyke holly the striper!!!!.........lol hahahHhHHhAa

  • Yeah ur cool in my book.

  • OMFG XD WITH A FORK?!!?!!!!!!??! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING AT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • I think you need another drink, there, gorgeous. What can I get ya?

  • JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!!!

  • Don't make me over indeed!

  • I laughed so hard I cried

  • hahahaha 

  • You look like Poly Styrene!!!!

  • you know whats really funny, you try to put brody out there like shes ugly when she not..and you putting make up on is like putting dimonds on shit lol. Bordy is fucken smexy with or without make up! i dont care how old she is, ill bang her all day into the moon light!!

  • @meemee42069 You poor, sad, delusional soul . . .

  • Omg. I'm fucking dying lmfao. She's so funny. Love her.

  • That HAD to be hard to get off your face! haha

  • WHY SOO SERIOUSSS???

  • @rimrimz hahahahahhahaha your comment made my day!!!!!

  • holy shiiiiettt....lol

  • Hi Eric ...

  • That's so hot.

  • XD

  • i don't get the last part when she said her identity was stolen. someone explain ?

  • Damn, even when you're purposely doing bad makeup, you look hella good. <3

  • If I looked like you I guess Id lash out too

    I hope she does respond cuz she'd say Moooooo!

  • you jealous bitches! Bottom line!

  • haha a fork..

  • lol her bra strap is like 3 miles long