well done,.put together nicely. eventhe small touches like at 4:05 when your diggin for something you can here not just your blueberry stolis but ,.the glassy clang of multiple booze bottles rubbing on each other,. like there a whole bunch laying there.theater of the mind,.nice visual..
4:09 SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES! How are we supposed to practice HARM REDUCTION by both using heroin & POPPING PILLS at the same time?! That is a BIG NO NO! One at a time!
You are TOO beautiful to cover your face with ALL that make-up!
Some advice with I hope you take into consideration: the magic of make-up is looking natural!
So, for some spicy/exotic looks keep dark colours in small-amounts, & may the ONLY heavy make-up cosmetic be your eyeshadow! Not your eyeliner, not your mascara — but your eyeshadow. You can make a combination of all sorts of complementary colours on your skin, just keep it simple!
Last time I watched this video, I was drunk and I used a dishwashing sponge to do my foundation, I used a water bottle to put on mii eyeshadow, and I used my bunny as a tissue cuz I would miss my cheeks while applying blush ;) I Love You JPMETZ -3
Hey Gurl, Courtney does not drink actually. So maybe cut the booze and take some coke :p. Like All I need is a fork a spunge and some red lipstick to look like courtney. Kinda cool :P
is this really someone we should care about, there is no other way to use our time. Use your time to help other or other things sucha as the environment
Have we gone so far as not caring about the environment? That is what it seems like when people waste their time here listening to this shit instead of doing something god for other or other things
Maybe it is easy to massage your own ego than actually doing god.
@MakaylaLovesAnimals As much as i hate courtney love, im pretty sure she didnt kill Kurt Cobain, nd how are yuu gonna acuse someone of murder if yuu dont even know his name??? xD They Say Kurt Overdosed, And They Say He Shot Himself with A Double barrell shotgun... R.I.P Kurt
@MakaylaLovesAnimals look bruh kurt cobain is my idol... yhurr talkin tuh the wrong person. kurt as a person was always fasinated in suicide he talked about it all the time. about a week before his daughter was born he was in the hospital for overdose...ok? i did think that courtney did kill him for a while i believed in tht... but if all evidence led to her murdering him she wooda be in jail dumbass, people woodnt argue bout this shit up untill this day... yuh fucker. :D
@MakaylaLovesAnimals All the evidence, really? I guess you were the lead investigator on this case. Maybe you should give reading a shot before you make ridiculous claims.
@MakaylaLovesAnimals oooh, your parents are in a certain profession, so of course you know everything about it as well. You could probably take over for them, right? So they were the lead investigators on the case? You're ignorant. Courtney Love didn't kill her husband. The media would fucking love it if she did and would jump all over it if there was any possibility. She wouldn't get away without so much as a trial. Use that pink meat in your skull.
@Meowbby anything having to do with people trying to impersonate or be like courtney love means one more husband is going to be murdered and one more poor soul is going to shoot heroin. Are you that STUPID?! Open your eyes!
OMFG XD WITH A FORK?!!?!!!!!!??! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING AT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you know whats really funny, you try to put brody out there like shes ugly when she not..and you putting make up on is like putting dimonds on shit lol. Bordy is fucken smexy with or without make up! i dont care how old she is, ill bang her all day into the moon light!!
let me just go get a fork.. ;) this is awesome.
belleofacadia 1 week ago
OMG I LOVE YOU FOR THIS.
phantomtikiskulls 2 weeks ago
well done,.put together nicely. eventhe small touches like at 4:05 when your diggin for something you can here not just your blueberry stolis but ,.the glassy clang of multiple booze bottles rubbing on each other,. like there a whole bunch laying there.theater of the mind,.nice visual..
ravenfork 2 weeks ago
You're drunk o.o
MultiGirlyGirl1234 3 weeks ago
@MultiGirlyGirl1234 She's joking...
TheMJfan2010 3 weeks ago
hahahaha!!
faye15ful 1 month ago
SHE IS DRONK !!!! WEIRD GRIL !
lissaloveyou 1 month ago
@lissaloveyou She's joking asshat, and it's spelled d-r-u-n-k.
TheMJfan2010 3 weeks ago
@lissaloveyou whats "dronk"?
belleofacadia 1 week ago
I just spit out my water when you put the eyeliner on with the fork!!!!!...I friggin love you!!!!
VIVIAN1965 1 month ago 3
brilliant.
rixcat 1 month ago
bahahahahaha
DarlingJen1986 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jpmetz
Courtney's way prettier
loveislovepeaceis 1 month ago
@loveislovepeaceis there's no such thing as prettier than jpmetz. you're mistaken the hell. ass.
SuperSkolima 1 month ago 3
@SuperSkolima i'm oh-so very sure of that.
loveislovepeaceis 1 month ago
LOVELY!!
xxReanhaxx 1 month ago
lol that sponge actually blended her foundation well
SpiffyGinny 1 month ago 4
Justine u look pretty as usual
madeyoulook16 1 month ago
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741pandalover 1 month ago
4:09 SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES! How are we supposed to practice HARM REDUCTION by both using heroin & POPPING PILLS at the same time?! That is a BIG NO NO! One at a time!
JyonasanVolkov 1 month ago
You are TOO beautiful to cover your face with ALL that make-up!
Some advice with I hope you take into consideration: the magic of make-up is looking natural!
So, for some spicy/exotic looks keep dark colours in small-amounts, & may the ONLY heavy make-up cosmetic be your eyeshadow! Not your eyeliner, not your mascara — but your eyeshadow. You can make a combination of all sorts of complementary colours on your skin, just keep it simple!
Post scriptum: Jyonasan Volkov
JyonasanVolkov 1 month ago
@JyonasanVolkov ummmmm its not a serious tutorial
slvazquez 1 month ago
@JyonasanVolkov apparently u don't know courtney love is, or what an impersonation is XD
Alisha21210 1 month ago
u lookdrunk...
LilJazzyWazzy 2 months ago
Hey... my name is Courtney........ LOL!!!!!!!!
velicitygirl321 2 months ago
Do a Courtney Stodden makeup look :)
jumperchu 2 months ago
Looks accurate.
maahreechan 2 months ago
I love people that are out there like this XD
Yanmilkshake 2 months ago
aw this is a shame i actually liked you until you did this
charlzzzoid 3 months ago
@charlzzzoid ...She was only making fun of Courtney Love. Sorry if you didn't get that obvious fact.
velicitygirl321 3 months ago
Last time I watched this video, I was drunk and I used a dishwashing sponge to do my foundation, I used a water bottle to put on mii eyeshadow, and I used my bunny as a tissue cuz I would miss my cheeks while applying blush ;) I Love You JPMETZ -3
danceLIKraWr 3 months ago
You have the same cheapp ass fone i have!
neptuniumforest 3 months ago
LMAO FUCKIN FUNNY
godofbeats 3 months ago
no wonder why the mirror is broken 3:23
Riihem 3 months ago
MS, Bells Palsy, sewage flood, gluten allergey, stollen wallet, burnt hair, endless injuries...well no wonder, Justine, you've broken so many mirrors!
xXxXInspireMeXxXx 3 months ago 2
Is she drunk?
thirdperiodpain 4 months ago
i am crying laughing this was soo fucking great
mennaxo 4 months ago
bet she pass out and woke up shocked lol
TheeMonkeyGirl 4 months ago
question... how the hell do u drop ur makeup suplise in da toilet while puking?
stasia2122 5 months ago
fuck your funny lady. "oh ill just use this fork" fuckin FUNNY
zarniss 5 months ago
When mirrors get broken by Justin, they get 7 years bad luck.
xSunkissedSkies 5 months ago
If I was a famous youtuber I would go on camera drunk too...way to go JPMETZ<3
bellautiful18 5 months ago
@kittylovesdrock don't be a cunt, she obviously did a typo for "if" common sense.
kawistarr 5 months ago
omg are you high? hahahaha
masedaaa 6 months ago
u r either high or drunk you ass
Hannahhot100 6 months ago
i think shes drunk
IheartcodysimpsonXD 6 months ago
IDIOT!
muusiqqa 6 months ago
My identity was stolen too. Fuck 'em, jpmetz!!
zchprsons 6 months ago
get a life
putifusciento 6 months ago
Courtney love has 140+accounts, each in which she disliked this video the frig.
lovelylexoliciousx 6 months ago
you look like the joker
xXElena1648Xx 6 months ago
looooolll. fucking love you
JessaAshley 6 months ago
whos courtney love o_o
JulieTran102 6 months ago
@JulieTran102 you most be joking!
skuiizy15 6 months ago
@skuiizy15 nope
JulieTran102 6 months ago
@skuiizy15 no
JulieTran102 6 months ago
@skuiizy15 no im not..
JulieTran102 6 months ago
The cig wasn't even lit. xDD
WhenWeCryTheyCry 6 months ago
lol. the funny thing is your make up looks like courtney love. lol
TheShyPieGuy 7 months ago
COURTNEY LIVE RULES!!!
MsJeffersonAirplane 7 months ago
Now kids this is why we don't drink and smoke and have random needles in our mouths
zoeemail25 7 months ago 90
so drunk. LMFAO.
ThePinkOMG 7 months ago
She looks high.
ThePinkOMG 7 months ago
Lol oh god
Mathias202 7 months ago
The funny thing is, she actually looks like Courtney Love! :D o.O
ivybee1996 7 months ago
@shariperson123 She's joking...do you even watch her other videos?
perfumeyXpanda 7 months ago 3
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@shariperson123 ... I you agree? I you agree you're a friggin tool..
kittylovesdrock 7 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
who thinks this girl is stupid thumbs up i you agree
shariperson123 7 months ago
@shariperson123 it's called sarcasm, asshat.
vintagenonagon 7 months ago 83
@shariperson123 Thumbs down.
musicislovegirl 7 months ago
Wtf
4372chula 7 months ago
r u drunk?
summerontyone 7 months ago 3
What is the intro song?
XxgamerdavexX 7 months ago 2
are u drunk
kightsky1589 7 months ago
Crap...I Broke Another Mirror...
Phantom1235786 7 months ago
Does Justine Smoke??
KikiandRach 7 months ago
Hey Gurl, Courtney does not drink actually. So maybe cut the booze and take some coke :p. Like All I need is a fork a spunge and some red lipstick to look like courtney. Kinda cool :P
IClots1 7 months ago
what's that on my arm
forthel0veofkyle 7 months ago
YOU DO HAVE A BRUSH.
ArabelaBG 7 months ago
I CRACKED UP WHEN U PUT IT ON WITH THE FORK
MegaOtakugurl 7 months ago
Does anybody know the song that plays @ the first seconds of the vid??
AmaranthSakura93 7 months ago
"I already got a sponge"
garandross 7 months ago
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is this really someone we should care about, there is no other way to use our time. Use your time to help other or other things sucha as the environment
Have we gone so far as not caring about the environment? That is what it seems like when people waste their time here listening to this shit instead of doing something god for other or other things
Maybe it is easy to massage your own ego than actually doing god.
Daniel Esteban
wwwenvionmentinfocuscom
danze78 7 months ago
@danze78 shut up...
elohelemilyyy 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
just a waste of my time
danze78 7 months ago
And that kids, is why you dont get drunk XD
beastiessister1999 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this video is based on a true story
vinger79 8 months ago
OMG!!!! FUCKIN' AMAZING VIDEO!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA YEAH BABY!!!! LOVE U BB!!!
Perysexyback 8 months ago
Yeeahh youu werent sober .. O.O
teehee1415 8 months ago 3
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THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK COURTNEY KILLED HER HUSBAND!
MakaylaLovesAnimals 8 months ago 52
@MakaylaLovesAnimals If by "COURTNEY" you mean heroin then yes.
RobtheTerrible 8 months ago
@RobtheTerrible lol
MakaylaLovesAnimals 8 months ago
@MakaylaLovesAnimals if i could thumb this up a thousand times, i would
tamithomas 8 months ago
@tamithomas lol
MakaylaLovesAnimals 8 months ago
@MakaylaLovesAnimals As much as i hate courtney love, im pretty sure she didnt kill Kurt Cobain, nd how are yuu gonna acuse someone of murder if yuu dont even know his name??? xD They Say Kurt Overdosed, And They Say He Shot Himself with A Double barrell shotgun... R.I.P Kurt
ShashaBagOfTacos 7 months ago
@ShashaBagOfTacos Shut up. They were going to get a divorce, he was going to get the money. all evidence leads to her shooting him.
MakaylaLovesAnimals 7 months ago
@MakaylaLovesAnimals look bruh kurt cobain is my idol... yhurr talkin tuh the wrong person. kurt as a person was always fasinated in suicide he talked about it all the time. about a week before his daughter was born he was in the hospital for overdose...ok? i did think that courtney did kill him for a while i believed in tht... but if all evidence led to her murdering him she wooda be in jail dumbass, people woodnt argue bout this shit up untill this day... yuh fucker. :D
ShashaBagOfTacos 7 months ago
@MakaylaLovesAnimals All the evidence, really? I guess you were the lead investigator on this case. Maybe you should give reading a shot before you make ridiculous claims.
tinybarofsoap 7 months ago
@tinybarofsoap baha, my parents are criminal investigators, I think I know how to put two and two together. And seriously, bye.
MakaylaLovesAnimals 7 months ago
@MakaylaLovesAnimals oooh, your parents are in a certain profession, so of course you know everything about it as well. You could probably take over for them, right? So they were the lead investigators on the case? You're ignorant. Courtney Love didn't kill her husband. The media would fucking love it if she did and would jump all over it if there was any possibility. She wouldn't get away without so much as a trial. Use that pink meat in your skull.
tinybarofsoap 7 months ago
@MakaylaLovesAnimals he killed himself, she didnt kill him .
MystiqueTea 7 months ago
@MakaylaLovesAnimals Lol asshole.
twopure 6 months ago
@MakaylaLovesAnimals Disgusted in this comment! Accusations and comments like these are uncalled for and quite frankly wrong! BANG out of order.
95JEB 6 months ago
@95JEB how about people let the comment go and leave me alone I was kidding?
MakaylaLovesAnimals 6 months ago
@MakaylaLovesAnimals shut the hell up
emilyaaronc 6 months ago
@LoveNeden Courtney did not "murder" anyone Kurt killed himself because was a bitch ass sissy
SparklyyMegan 8 months ago
@Meowbby like i said, "cuntny" is a murdering slut.
LoveNeden 8 months ago
@Meowbby anything having to do with people trying to impersonate or be like courtney love means one more husband is going to be murdered and one more poor soul is going to shoot heroin. Are you that STUPID?! Open your eyes!
LoveNeden 8 months ago
and you think looking like a whore is classy? You look like a guy with a wig on.
LoveNeden 8 months ago
lmao "I'm just gonna put this on with the back end of this fork"
EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1 8 months ago
who ever told you your make up looks like courtney loves... was blind or something.. the final result is ... well BAD
MsDanna13 8 months ago
Hm...
CMloveify 8 months ago
you are going to have 14 years of bad luck!! lol
supersizme123 8 months ago
LMFAO!! I literally laughed out loud when you started pulling needles out of your bag XD
MisfitMakeupArtist 8 months ago
jesus christ
qeeondamaan 9 months ago
ke$ha makeup?
TeriLovesHolister 9 months ago
80's makup =]
RaeNotBae 9 months ago
LMAO :
"I love to watch videos of cats and stuff"
Animecathastrophe 9 months ago 39
I luvv Justine but I have seen someone this drunk on youtube.... I fucking hilarious
smashley45g 9 months ago
lol she looks like shes high in the beginning.....
EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1 9 months ago 3
I love Courtney but this is funny xD
EllieJayden 9 months ago
am I the only one that is wondering why she has hypodermic needles?? so funny though!! :)
sunshine0shenanigans 9 months ago 21
@sunshine0shenanigans -.- Courtney Love used to inject herself with heroin a lot.
AllTheCoolKidsHateMe 4 months ago
@AllTheCoolKidsHateMe i meant why the actual girl in this video does hahaha
sunshine0shenanigans 4 months ago
lol that actually looks like her makeup haha!
nonamesareavailable1 10 months ago
Lol "i dropped my brushes in the toilet"
Mindue 10 months ago
are you ok .. :X
gabriele9717 10 months ago
haha oh my goodness, what the frigg were you thinking. Oh well, you still rocked that look :)
11babycandy 10 months ago
This is just so... Accurate!
BoyPinup 10 months ago 5
ARE YOU STONED?
TWCPAEB 10 months ago
@TWCPAEB she was drunk....
EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1 9 months ago
ur so friggin funny
MakeupByAbbeyMandRis 10 months ago
Haha XD
2saga2 10 months ago
that must have been a bitch to take off
XpopstarX987 10 months ago 5
this is actually hilarious
Imogence 10 months ago 5
wooow bored much?
xoxoreagret 10 months ago
@xoxoreagret more like drunk X3
30zsProduction 10 months ago
you are awesome ! i just subscribed...that was too funny
carrieluvv 10 months ago
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lets see them tits you huge bitch
omenroc1 10 months ago
boobs.....mmmmmmmmmmm
TheFallenAngel231 10 months ago
Does anyone else think that she looks like Callie Torres from Grey's Anatomy?
yiseveryonecr8tive 10 months ago
is she drunk??
RAR6063 10 months ago 2
hahaha my identity was stolen! I get it!
LizRocksMySox 10 months ago
i think she was legit drunk
snfree33 10 months ago 2
i think she was legit drunk
snfree33 10 months ago
@2:14 , I Thought You Didnt Have Any Brushed.(:
KaytayeBieber 10 months ago
-_-
iloveyouihateyou321 10 months ago
i think she killed kurt :P
cloudsurfer999 11 months ago
what is the music playing in the background?
alrune8 11 months ago
Bahahaha!
ironbith 11 months ago
Hahahahahahahaha........... U look Lyke holly the striper!!!!.........lol hahahHhHHhAa
alaysalewislive 11 months ago
Yeah ur cool in my book.
iuyklklk 11 months ago
OMFG XD WITH A FORK?!!?!!!!!!??! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING AT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KonanTheLadyAngel 11 months ago
I think you need another drink, there, gorgeous. What can I get ya?
matchboxmessiah 11 months ago
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!!!
emobunnycorperation 11 months ago
Don't make me over indeed!
MrBenfranz 11 months ago
I laughed so hard I cried
Androgymee 11 months ago
hahahaha
terratonic 11 months ago
You look like Poly Styrene!!!!
sabrinasjourney 11 months ago
you know whats really funny, you try to put brody out there like shes ugly when she not..and you putting make up on is like putting dimonds on shit lol. Bordy is fucken smexy with or without make up! i dont care how old she is, ill bang her all day into the moon light!!
meemee42069 11 months ago
@meemee42069 You poor, sad, delusional soul . . .
TairuChan 11 months ago 3
Omg. I'm fucking dying lmfao. She's so funny. Love her.
thesupercow111 11 months ago
That HAD to be hard to get off your face! haha
HeatherMichelle1997 11 months ago
WHY SOO SERIOUSSS???
rimrimz 11 months ago 114
@rimrimz hahahahahhahaha your comment made my day!!!!!
meemee42069 11 months ago
holy shiiiiettt....lol
Warcheiftin 11 months ago
Hi Eric ...
PeachPiexoxo 11 months ago
That's so hot.
X911YoYoYo911X 11 months ago
XD
ZaoRazor 11 months ago
i don't get the last part when she said her identity was stolen. someone explain ?
sadiyah88 1 year ago
Damn, even when you're purposely doing bad makeup, you look hella good. <3
NoWayItsMazzy 1 year ago
If I looked like you I guess Id lash out too
I hope she does respond cuz she'd say Moooooo!
Listaluna 1 year ago
you jealous bitches! Bottom line!
Listaluna 1 year ago
haha a fork..
polkie45 1 year ago
lol her bra strap is like 3 miles long
broookexolyn 1 year ago