A am NOT a T-Rex!

[tylakitty]

:) :) :) that's all ;)

[DestroyaDoll]

Ohhhhh! That was supposed to be a baseball-bat, and a baseball!

I, naturally, assumed that the pencil was supposed to represent your penis...and the crumpled paper was supposed to be the crazy chicks face/head...

Because, you know, that's how you punish a bitch for ditching yo' ass.

[richardland]

@DestroyaDoll nah, you had it right. i just thought that might be a little much so i pretended. no fooling you though.

[DestroyaDoll]

OMFG...PLEASE DO NOT say that you drive a 94' Lexus SC400! That car is an abomination!

[richardland]

@DestroyaDoll idk the actual year. i just know its not new.

[ShadeC4]

In this video we learn why Richard is a direct detriment to his own existence. :)

You so know you're a dinosaur, ya liar. xD Don't deny your reptilian blood! :D

[richardland]

@ShadeC4 if you keep revealing my secrets like this i will be forced to eat you... this is not a joke. the walls will fall down around you when you are on the toilet and i will bite your head, shake you around, lift my neck up and let gravity push you into my throat... i dont play

[ShadeC4]

@richardland This is why Richardland comments are beast. =) (No pun intended.)

[AltoAnonymous]

I am also directionally challenged. The phone thing works... And it's perfectly fine that you argue to animals that can't respond through language. But, once you start losing the argument, you may need to talk to a physician.

[Brookerdoo]

I so desperately want to be your friend so we could hang out and it would be great.

[richardland]

@Brookerdoo dude, we hang out all the time. you're just asleep most the time cuz im shy, but ive whispered some awesome stories to you while stroking your hair. good times! bffs forevs

[1AussieInJapan]

Love this vlog and your funny take on things! :-)

[Przeszczepification]

I flipped off a dog today. One should let neighbourhood animals know they shouldn't be dicks taht way. I'm no threat, shut up.

Charismatically insecure weirdo you are. Anybody who watched it whole-you probably are, too:)

[richardland]

@Przeszczepification that dog IS a dick. im glad someone finally had the guts to say it

[ShmoogleOsukamiKun]

I just can't get enough of your vlogs. :D

[richardland]

@ShmoogleOsukamiKun good, cuz i cant get enough of people saying they cant get enough of anything i do, ever :D

[animalcollectivity]

I would ordinarily find a 12 minute long video blog boring, but I watched every second and loved it.

[richardland]

@animalcollectivity i more than half expected this to end with "and this video was no different! go kill yourself, loser! :)" - but it didnt! happy ending!

[mundxanth]

After I watched this video, I went outside and began speaking with the squirrels in the yard. They all commented that you should have told the squirrel that you were not a velocirapter. Apparently, the T-Rex was not as frightening for the squirrels. They said the bigger dinosaurs just make them laugh and throw acorns. Just for future reference...

[tersaurus]

You should do podcasts. Just like record yourself talking for however long and put it on itunes. That way we can enjoy your richardland hilarity from anywhere, like say, a bus or while jogging. ;)

[bbbckcal]

Rich-NOT-saur : )

[richardland]

@bbbckcal the most awesome of any genus. listen to its mating calls across the internet and feel reverence to this endangered species while it still lasts

[AbsoluteTwoddle]

Oh dear, you're talking to Squirrels now, this isn't good :P

[repketchem]

Best vlogger ever!

[Sattrax]

great exposition. smooth move to squirrel and non T-Rex status (comforting). good save with the phone, you don't need props. LOL

[richardland]

@Sattrax so thanks for the..non-props?

[TheMissingSignal]

Whoa, whoa... you're not? Damn it. *torches Richard's a T-Rex balloons* Because that's how you dispose of them. You fucking burn'em.

[richardland]

@TheMissingSignal noooooo! all ive ever wanted were richards-a-t-rex-balloons!!

[mascottie]

Brest=breath ooops haha

[richardland]

@mascottie only difference is that one comes out of your mouth and the other goes in. hey-oooo

[mascottie]

@richardland hahaha you stoooopid ;)

[mascottie]

Damn 12 minute video! I don't think you took a Brest the whole twelve minutes neither haha I have not watched YouTube in months. Missed your face! You've taken enough of my time tonight k bye =P

[MlleAnemone]

I do the I-won't-admit-I-was-going-the-­wrong-way-phone-manoeuvre too!!! TWINS :)

[richardland]

@MlleAnemone high fivvvve

[russtex]

I had a dream last night that you were posting a new video on your channel. Low and behold, here it is!

I didn't think you were a dinosaur...hmmmm.

Hahaha...the "Farmville" sheep noice....lmao! Lovely drawing btw ; )

What a crazy bus ride!

Oh, she's crazy, ....well that makes sense!

[richardland]

@russtex not the first time ive made someones dreams come true. giggidy

[Batmanlikespi]

You should have reassured everyone on that bus that you weren't a dinosaur.

[richardland]

@Batmanlikespi i liked keeping them in suspense over it

[evmoneyTV]

why are you so good at talking to the camera

[richardland]

@evmoneyTV after dozens of hours of turning a camera on and talking to it since i was 3, i finally got mediocre at it a couple weeks ago! thanks for noticing the milestone!

[obdurare]

"I'm not saying anything, I'm just a fat black lady on the bus"

[Lidstir]

Glad you cleared up the fact that you are not a dinosaur.

[richardland]

@Lidstir right? the world can finally be at peace

[ICOEPRproductions]

I had missed your face in my life. I am now complete.

[TomCoteMusic]

i can't believe you do 'the phone thing'

[richardland]

@TomCoteMusic totes and foreveralwayz

[PotterAshleigh]

Your car is the same age as me!....does that make you feel more like a dinosaur, i think not! Oh and by the way i look stupid when realising ive gone the wrong way, i just turn around and continue walking haha

[richardland]

@PotterAshleigh you are much braver than i then!

[BrittanyDfufu]

There was one time I was walking around my neighborhood and I scared a squirrel up a tree by yelling, "RAAAHHH!!" ... A man just walked out of his house and stared at me as I was running at his tree.... I know that feel.

[richardland]

@BrittanyDfufu i would have killed him