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  • HEY ALLRIGHT, we are both Zionist War-Mogering idiots, let's have some drinks and tell some jokes while young americans die overseas so we can keep getting millions from the Israeli Lobby, and the Military Industrial Comlex. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Voter fraud is funny.

  • John McCain authored the NDAA, he is a traitor and an enemy of the American people. He should dangle from a tree.

  • I honestly think that this war crazed neo-con fascist mad man would have been worse for America than Obama has been... and that's pretty bad

  • "its gonna be a long, long night over at MSNB if I pull this off"

    And a wet dream at Fox.....

  • Russia should have aimed a Nuke at this place and they would have solved almost all of Amerika's problems. Oh yeah I forgot--aim one at the Federeal Reserve too.

  • alright, after this, lets have some basketball... 1v1 ya

  • wow i didnt laugh once...these guys are such nerds

  • bork....anybody wanna see a video of john mccain drink the spinal fluid of 32 starving scandanavians bork bork

  • This is Insane?This vote is coming down the pike like today or tomorrow,Declaring American soil a battlefield and allows the President and all future Chiefs to order the military toarrest and detain American citizens,innocent or not without charges or trials, and noNation News coverage has been announced. Portions of S.1867 National Defense Authorization Act Bill,Lead by Senator McCain, and Levin,Treachery!This bill was written in secret,along with Patriot Act to erode constitutional protections

  • Xuire get a damn life.

  • "UFO Disclosure, Revelations & the 2012 Connection" ON

    YOUTUBE is a disclosure of major lies and with held

    information regarding life outside of Earth. Footage containing statements

    from, military personnel, astronauts, American presidents and politicians.

    + credible news footage. The compilation contains revelations

    regarding awareness of life beyond Earth along with it's current and ongoing

    presence which is being hidden from the public + more.

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  • Look at that old crow eating beef jerky behind him. Just an observation. Is that Mccains dad??? I cant stop looking at him! Is that Mr. Washington himself reaching for the bread basket?? Is there something cought in his teeth???

  • I didn't vote for either one. I voted for that dude chewing in the background. LOL.

  • Obama is Osama...

    watch?v=w53TMpk6QNc

  • mccain's not funny and looks like a fat version of hannibal lecter

  • Voted for Obama (and will do it again) - but MCCAIN was funnier here... He gets my vote!

  • HIGH QUALITY AUDIO VERSION <--- My ass.

  • The end part was brilliant

  • people and politics are regretfully two different things. When we start being people again we can start evolving and solving our nation's problems.

  • Wish McCain had one...he was always nicer in his campaign than Obama was...not to mention hw was just better overall;p

    But in this vid, you can really see just how much more profesional he is than compared to Obama, not to mention his jokes were funnier, and much more fit for this event.

  • McCain was awesome he has my vote for the funnier, but he didn't get my real vote :)

  • @guidi2005

    Suppose McCain was a democrat and Obama was a republican. Then who would you have voted for? Please answer I'm curious.

  • @BillClintonWasDum I would have voted for the guy who didn't support war as a first option. 

  • hahaha im just amuzed by the old man in the background! hes just so zoned out! bwahahahaha!

  • I think its brilliant these two can laugh at one another. The world would be a worse place without these two.

  • @csuk73 The Way Obama forced his "Banana-sidways-swallowing"" grin you can tell a lot. I bet he was fantasizing about having McCain raped by 10 hugely hung CIA agents dressed as Kenian bushmen.

  • the last part about not adding pressure was brilliant... lol.... the funniest part of that speech

  • I'm ALMOST an Obama Dittohead but I have to admit McCain was WAAYY funnier than Obama!

  • Awesome!!! One of the funniest roasts I've ever heard!!!

  • its so obvious they got ppl to write jokes for them. LOL

  • 7:40 to the end. Awesome

  • obama was much more funny here than at the correspondents dinner. i'm gonna say mccain was funnier here. btw i voted for obama.

  • I thought Barack was funnier, only because he's more of my humor.

  • i voted for obama but you have to admit mccain killed here

  • huhuBin total kuschel bedürftig aber niemand da ;(

  • reading these comments wasn't much fun, couldn't you take your republican/democrat comments to a serious political debate?

    ah XD and i love mccain here. i didn't think he would be so well suited to standup

  • has anyone but me noticed that mccain spoke really well up until the last of the election then he just stopped..... hm... HM.... HHMMM!!...

  • @lokuh90210 i have noticed that, but i think he was just afraid and nervous. Think about his life, he was in the military, during a war, and then became a prisoner of war for the country, he is probably all messed up, I really believed that he would have been a much better president than

  • @lokuh90210 obama, if I would have been sure he wouldnt freeze up and not be able to act. We need someone from the military right now, who is going to take this war seriously, I think obama isnt at all. WE ARE STILL THERE?!?! this is getting insane. there is no reason we should be drawing this out at all.

  • And abraham lincoln u heard of him right or has carter and the rest of ur liberal wanker president been fucking u too hard shit brain ya abraham licoln cocksucker srsly man arragont liberal bitch dont kno shit

  • First off, im black. Second I could care less what race you are all together. third im not a liberal and 4th your the one who put race in a catergory. I simply spoke out to all republicans but your non american bum-fuck ass assumed that I took all republicans as whites. Hmm who's really the shit brain??? but thats what you get for assuming. It makes and "ASS" outta "U" but I think your the last person to tell me to go get eduacated when you can't even read a post correctly.

  • fuck face u said that all republicans no matter their colour supported the confederacy shit head and i dont care if ur black or anything ya dumb fuck coz at the end of the day shit heads like u who think u kno a group or a race dont kno shit mother fucker so go fuck urself ass wipe bitch

  • You my friend are definately the stupidest youtuber I have argued with thus far. Where in the hell does the word "majority" mean ALL?? Last time I checked "majority" stood for most not all dumbass. But someone like you wouldn't understand that. why? because your not the sharpest tool in the shed. But its all good, you knob slobbing homo, you keep putting words in my mouth to make yourself feel better bout yourself. Oh and I like how you gave my post thumbs down, wow your sooo cool.

  • Ok, in my honest opinion catch22 never said that all republicans were confederates. he siad majority of them support confederates. Like how majority of democrats are pro-black but there is a half that isn't pro-black. But thats my opinion on this. I think Catch22 got a point on this. Sorry, just my opinion

  • Thank you, tell this dumb immagrant prick. He obviously can't read american english but some how has the right to preach to me American History. Fuck outta here ra1ken, with your stupid ass twisting my words to make him look like he know what he talkin bout... Atleast somebody knows how to read

  • Also, this is funny how you try to come off like some well educated person when in all actuality your as dumb as a box of rocks with grass. But also, a future reference.. read before you speak my multi-colored bitch. so now go crawl back into your cave and think of something more clever to say. I bet it took you a long time to think before you typed that last post.. damn shame. only a dumbass would think like that. what a pitty. poor society

  • lolwut

  • All Republicans can suck my balls. Yes that means you to Confederate boy... Kick Rocks Bitches

  • im brown u cock sucking bitch or didnt u liberal asshles didnt get that alot of conservatives are not white bitch

  • If your simple retarded ass would of read what I wrote, I wrote "All Republicans" & Yes That Means "YOU TOO" confederate boy. I did not single out any race. I covered ALL republicans along with confederates. So hows bout you take your foot out ya mouth and suck my dick you dipshit. Read before you type dumbass. Now go pick up your pride and keep on moving you stupid-ass dimwhit

  • fuck u ass face go fuck urself numnutts and ya ur not singling out any race u srs so ur feeble mind thinks that all republicans are confederate.....MAN UR FUCKED and another thing it was an republican who ended the confederacy not a pussy liberal wankers whos lives are meaningless frankly shit for brains

  • Haha, are u serious? Your trying to educate somebody who is by far smarter than your ass. I clarified what I said and who I was talking to and you still speak on me thinking republicans are all confederates. Hmm lets see how can I put this in words for such a low educated person like yourself...hmm ok, republicans are of all races, just like how democratics are not all black. But your stupid fucked-in-the-head-ass can't seem to wrap your head around that.

  • Also, how you gon try and educate me on a republican ending confederacy when your obviously the dumbest pro-republican I have spoken to thus far. If you look at the republican supporters, the majority of them are confederate believers. Why? Lord knows why people like your dickheaded ass would. I bet you supported BUSH. yeah, who's fucked now? Fuck outta here with all that bullshit. I simply made it clear that confederates weren't all that republicnas had, but ur dick4brains-ass can't see that.

  • hahaha ur easy.... one im conservative yet im not white wow u get that fuck weed shit piss for brains two im not even american and i do oppose racism im christian fuck face and three no i didnt vote for bush coz hes an idiot u dumb ass and pleaz u go educate urself and stop being ignorant with the face that most people on this planet are conservative not pussy ass liberals who think like u putting race in catagories when in actual fact its not like that ya miserable bastard stop being a dumbass

  • and he was joking its a roast u stupid liberal wanker cant u take a joke ???

  • John McCain is a war hero and these mother fuckers to show disrespect to a man who gave his all to this fucking country america my god have u liberals gone too far with this shit i hope you all hang ur head in shame

  • Yeah, we liberals. Not saying our pledge of allegiance everyday at school, being hypocrites, and not to forget our generalizing of the opposition. John McCain is a great man, better than I can ever be- and has tolerated much more pain and suffering he could ever wish upon another man, and for that I have the utmost respect for him. But unfortunately, I'm a liberal and my head must be hung in shame for the mistake another man made. Applaud your first amendment rights, don't disgrace them.

  • Obama making history at the expense of the american people. McCain is a scumbag!

  • "more liberal than Barack Obama" Wat sh*t are u talking? tricky dicky nixon was as conservative as they came, if he was so liberal wat was watergate about?

  • This isnt funny at all

    This is corny and cheesy humour

  • oh come on have a sense of humor if it wasn't funny how come all those people were going crazy in there

  • im not sure i like obama because he is pro abortion and I dont like that, i hate that

  • Who cares? No U.S. President can do anything, or will do anything about abortion. If abortion was outlawed, there would be SOO much protest and civil unrest. If if didn't happen from 1980-1992......trust me, it ain't gonna happen! lol

  • i hope obama does the right thing for america....

    ....nuke it

  • Mccain should have been president all Obama does is go on talk shows.

  • and all that other stuff, but details details, why bother with the truth, its so bothersome.

  • It wouldn't be any different.

  • Obama is not America. What a disgrace to have him as president.

  • you're an idiot and likely a racist...anyone with actual knowledge about political history can tell you that Richard Nixon was more liberal than Barack Obama.

  • that was actually pretty funny!

  • I honestly think McCain is funnier than Obama. In their SNL appearances, McCain totally tore it up! Obama was ok.

  • I campaigned for Obama and I'm delighted with the work he's doing, but I don't think there's any problem with me stating here that McCain is really hilarious!

  • i honestly dont get why the hell your delighted when all hes doing is making these stimulus packages and already wanted a second one and already putting my great grand children into debt...

  • McCain rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The guy eating in the backround angers me...?

  • lol

  • Why would you say that?

  • McCain rocked it!

  • They were both funny......

  • @defthricedayverge obama was much funnier, though mccains running mate had me in stiches to be fair

  • LOL 3:24

  • lol I think McCain's jokes were funnier. ;)

  • @Kelster711

    Mccain is HIGH TREASON TRAITOR a Trilateral Commission Member, Trilateral Member a FED. AntiAmerica

    A Rothschild Illuminati Alumni

    Trilaterals are Senators Congressmen Governors FED JUDGES TheFED or FEDS G Washington called them FEDERALISTS Rothschild Illuminati declared War The Revolutionary War 1776 Been Attempting COUP since ALL altering our Constitution BILLof RIGHTS for their preservation and longevity

    Curtailing AMERICANS rights FEDERALISM is ILLEGAL IN USA

  • @Kelster711

    BUSH's Paid 80MILLION to Holocaust Survivors 2010 Grandpa Bush Prescott Bush (poppy) he was a heroin addict FORCED Jews to make Steel for HITLER @ Auschwitz Silesian IG Farben Concentration Death Camp shared office with JOSEPH MENGELE BUSH charged WAR CRIMINAL in 1945.

    Rockefeller gave HITLER all the OIL FOR WW2 Hitler had the Only Jets on Earth Rockefeller had the Only Jet Fuel on Earth. NO OIL NO WW2

    Industrialist Profits pre war are Millions Profits during war is BILLIONS

  • @Kelster711

    Political gangsters of 100 years ago are yet running USA POLITICS & TAX's, What is happening to day was planned 1776 VIA Rothschilds ILLUMINATI Doctrine by Adam Weisaupt a ZIONIST, X PRIEST and more

    FIRST High Treason Traitor was Alexander Hamilton THE 1st Sec of Treasury under GWashington ALTHOUGH he was still commissioned BY ROTHSCHILD his Pay Stub sits in MUSEUM in England signed by ROTHSCHILD Hamilton is Illuminati's HERO

    This is how they infiltrate THE PEOPLES GOVERNMENT

  • @Kelster711

    Hamilton was impeached not HUNG ???

    Rothschild has murdered more people on Earth than all the Dictators he created murdered, his forte is GENOCIDE via GREED

    THESE Industrialist Investors Bankers basically Commission US MILITARY for their GREED, Natural Resources etc. They send in BUSH's CIA pushing political adversaries about and they push back RIOTS USA must take Stance. People don't want war so they create Pearl Harbor Syndrome 9/11 Syndrome for all citizens to cheer WAR

  • @Kelster711

    MCCAIN received MILLIONS from FANNIE and FREDDIE now he's pushing for privatization, WONDER who will end up with them? MCCAIN? Payback? ALL FEDERAL BLDGS are for sale in USA, how can that be? WHEN they are AMERICA's?

    FEDERALISM is not AMERICAN

    JFK created EX ORDER 11110 ABOLISHING FEDERAL RESERVE Forcing Rothschild RETURNING GOLD to USA TREASURY

    Rothschild basically shut down the TREASURY by taking over VIA his cronies voting for FED RES HIGH TREASON TRAITORS have another agenda

  • @Xquire DO NOT VOTE Trilateral AntiAmerica High Treason Traitors FASCISTS Not Allegiant to PEOPLES Government of AMERICA Undermining USA at every avenue possible ABOLISH FEDERALISM all FEDERAL Entities which has FAILED Homeland Security 9/11 anyone? Fannie Freddie FEDBANKS ALL wages paid for by AMERICAN TAX PAYERS look up Bush Zapata Oil Bush Silesian Steel These Gangsters r yet running USA USA pays ISRAEL 10MILLION Daily 10,000 per ISRAELI VERSES 1000.o0 per US TAX PAYER
  • @Kelster711

    STOP ALL AID, SAVE USA BILLIONS

    Why make USA second rate while Creating Beaches Resorts in ISRAEL ? Paying for their MEDICAL Education MILITARY Infrastructure NUCLEAR WARHEADS

    While Americans suffer Depressions, ABOLISH Rothschild ILLUMINATI FEDERALISM, everything Federal is (FEDS/FED)ROTHSCHILDS creation.

    Boston Tea Party 1773 was Anti Rothschild imposing INCREASING TAXs

    WE must rid USA of Bush's & FEDS Bush considers himself 4th Reich, 4th Power

  • the guy is funny, more so than our President, I'll give him that.

  • i want method and redman to stand behind him when he's sayin this stuff and go "get em!"

  • LoL he did roast the Obama empire.

  • fuck off

  • his funny but i think was not his time... maybe next life..

  • hahtahahhhahaha, what you don't expect him to make next election?

  • Uhhhh...Jimmy.....they both have writers who created the jokes for them. All they had to do was deliver them, which both of them did competently.

  • i think obama won, he had some good gags

  • not funny

  • comment me back

    I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO WA

  • Thankyou John McCain, you are a great man speaking to a great man, ty big Americans

  • John mcain conservative and destroy the euro party and i forgot start a war with russia. Why do they call themselves Republicans. There national anthem should be God Save the Queen

  • wow I thought Hilary was gonna have a heart attack at 1:40

  • oboma is the other white meat he is hi yellow

  • People he's half black and white GOOOSH!!!

  • hahaha high quality

    mcain is a fuckin stump. fuck you mccain

  • mccain was real funny, obama won but mccain was funny

  • Shandiascott, the word nigger doesn't even mean anything anymore. Think about it.

  • 1:40 is pretty funny.

  • FUCK MCCAIN

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  • This is all very funny, but who's President-elect of the United States?

  • Gosh it's good to see them all relaxed and laughing. They're all friends behind the scenes...

  • WTF...this is not high quality!

  • the guy in the back is just pigging out

  • hahaha as if it was about swingstates!hehe

    "I can't wish my opponent luck but I do wish him well."

    nice at least:)

    O8

    BA

    MA

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  • High Quality, eh?

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  • Wow. I'm sure you talk just like you spell. And by the way, that nigger stuff, doesn't bother me. So you can call me a nigger, you can call Obama a nigger it doesn't matter, because there is one thing about it. That niggers in the white house and your not. So go back to the trailer park and think of something clever to say ok...Holla

  • you tell 'em bro

  • Yeah! Cause Ihave never heard the word Nigger before. Nigger dont mean anything anymore. What the fuck is this 1960? We call each other niggas now!

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    ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø OBAMA ROCKS!!!!!!

  • fuck all McCain haters!!!

  • HOORAY FOR OBAMA!!!!

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  • thats shitty quality, why is it labled high quality...

  • I like both of them, and I wouldn't mind if either one of them won. =D McCain and Obama were fantastic in their speeches. What I liked about McCain's was that he was still rooting for Obama and acting maturely.

  • º¤ø„ BARACK „ø¤º°¨ Copy and paste

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  • They promise us 40 acres and a mule... Dammit! We took 50 states and a whie house!

  • You lost.

    bwuhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHahahahaha!!!

  • shut up with that bs facsist ignorant fake bs rhetoric get behind our new pres or resign your citizenship and get the hell out ITS OUR COUNTRY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

  • "payback is a bitch"

    Obama finaly roasted McCain in the election!

    Obama 08  :-)

  • I loved McCain when he was my Senator in Arizona....many more years of service to your country John! Thank you for a hard fought race...everything was against you but you never let it show. Cheers...take a vacation Sir. You've earned it.

  • obama08obama08obama08obama08.y­eaaa!!he won!!lol!

  • THE PRESIDENT IS BLACK

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  • woe is us, and possibly the whole world.

    now begins the worst.

  • 130 Million additional voters*

  • For all you OBAMA lovers...

    it has nothing to due with racism or sexism bullshit...

    BUT over the fact that I want a free America.

    An America of a republic!

    not a communist.

    GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP MAKING EXCUSES, we all know the real truth behind the 130 additional people to signed up to vote, the majority was blk and y'all just voting obama because he is black it has been proven..

  • Yanks are lefties

    This confirmed it...PMSL

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  • OBAMA WON!!! HAHAHAHA!

  • obama for a change 08!!!!

    You people need to stop being racist oh he is black and he is muslim he is a terrorist what kind of fucking shit is that.. He so much better then MCcain hopes for obama and you red necks need to grow the fuck up and choose what is right for are enviorment!!! God damn racist mother Fuckers... got something to say against that I will be pleased to read..

  • Mccain Is a fucking goof

  • So....the best way to fight racism...is to embrace it? That shows how ignorant you are!

  • I love how ignorant most of you are. Everyone has the right to their own opinions, and those of you who are ignorant enough to put people down for who they wish to be our next president just show it. The ignorant should not have the right to vote. Obama is not a bad candidate but we cannot have an African American president at this time due to all the racism that is present in our world.

  • ow my God.. If McCain gona win ...its soo game over for USA! haha Repl...Damn youre all so blind! look at this guy...and youre Palin hahaha. a hockey mama whos gonna face Vladimir putin if McCain past away (i hope not)It can be reality soo funny! Palin President of amerika hahaha Its a movie !!

    Greetings from Holland hahaha

  • Mc Cain for president!!!

  • fuck u

  • Obama for the win!

  • the final are count down

    Divine Mercy please Bless Mc Cain on Nov 4

    Amen

  • GOD BLESS MC CAIN ON NOV 4!!!

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