Spanish from Spain has NOT a lisp. In that case, english speakers have a lisp too. How do you pronounce "think"? And do you have a lisp? It's very easy (this guy's never been in Spain, for sure): We pronounce the "z", "ce" and "ci" like in "think". The "s" is just like in english. In Latin-America pronounce all that with "s", they just haven't the "th" sound. So... "¿cómo estás?" sounds the same in Mexico or in Spain
That's totally absurd. In Spain we don't talk with the "z" and the story of the King... totally invented. If you are gonna make a joke about a country, at least get informed yourself. And I'm not saying this because I'm a Spaniard, I would not care if what he's saying is true (indeed I would laugh), but this monologue basically made no sense at all.
That's totally absurd. In Spain we don't talk with the "z" and story of the King... totally invented. If you are gonna make a joke about a country, at least get informed yourself. And I'm not saying this because I'm a Spaniard, I would not care if what he's saying is true (indeed I would laugh), but this monologue basically made no sense at all.
@90dai90a all stand-up comedians repeat their acts. if you're playing like 300 shows a year you think you'd be able to come up with a new act every time? lol.
Lemar, that's right. Indians aren't Middle Easterners because genetically we don't have anything in common. The high caste and the middle castes and most North Indians show a high rate of R1a1 gene on the paternal DNA which is also very common in East Europeans and Central Asian whites.
The maternal genes of Indians are are mostly indigenous to India, apart from the high castes where some commonalities with Europeans show up, but even there a lot of the genes are indigenous to India.
@anonymous18715 dude if you look at indigenous indio mexicano, the resemblance is uncanny . Not all indians look like apu or russell you know, like not all mexicans are brown
@anonymous18715 lol r u an idiot. latino means nothings, it is not a race. latino just means u come from latin american. a latino can look like george lopez, manny ramirez or pitbull. Wen ppl say george lopez looks indian, they mean he looks native indian(ppl who were native/indigenous to the americas)
its no surprise lopez was thought of as indian cuz real mexianos like him are brown just like south asians and we are one brown. The anglo pink mexicans are the ones that aint the brown, even though they think they are. you gotta have strong indio blood line to be a real brown. These two would be real funny if they did something together.
@REALBROWNZ Homie, Mexicans are mostly mixed, you have the mixed ones who are light skinned and the mixed ones who are darker also allot of whites and a lot of Indigenous, and even blacks, and indigenous mixed with black, its a melting pot
como esssssstasssssssss, como estas, no no no, o yay o yay, como esssssstaaaaaaaaassssssss, como estas, why wont you sound like me?, bc you sound gaaaay
i thot he was popular only among the indian crowd cuz he does the accent, n cracks jokes pertaining to us. but clearly, he's held in high regard elsewhere too!! good going chum!!
wow your a idiot yes indian is south asian but so is pakistan and in the UN iran and afghanistan is included in south asian.there is no indian race.many ethnic groups have migrated conquared or settled there.thee are ppl there with white ancestry so thats why alot of ppl up north are born wit blue eyes.also iranian persian arabic small amount of african and also scythian indo aryan dravidian and chinese and other asian groups.also forgot to add turkish.so theres no indian race.
@twistedwest1 Listen I dnt care how many "north Indians" are mixed with Afghans and Iranians and British and Chinese and Turksand have colored eyes and stuff. all Indians/Pakistanis Ive seen lack the sharp features of Afghans.. The Indian race is dark, ashey, and has dark, dry,puffy hair from the heat in India. Native Indians frm India all look like Mahatma Ghandi. The "white wannabes" are mixd with Afghans and Iranians and British
also many indians are similar in dna with middle easterns.nothern indians anyway.the first migrations to india came from two directions.this when human started migrating out of africa to other countries.one went straight across the the ocean to arabia then india which settled in the south were those dark indians are.another migration went all the way around through central asia and went straight down towards pakistan and entered india
@twistedwest1 Afghans and Iranians do not speak Indian/Pakistani language, they look nothing like Indians who arent mixed (or havnt bleached their skin and got plastic surgery). Every Indian or Pakistani Ive ever met wants so hard to claim Afghan blood. Middle Easterners came from the Caucasus Mountains. Indians DID NOT. they are from the Indian subcontinent(i.e India, Pakistan, Bangladesh) The original Indian ethnicity(unadulterated) is WAY different frm Afghans, Iranians, and Arabs.
are you stupid nobody wants to be a fucking afghan.some pakis are since the westerners are pathans.im not talking about india.there are thousands of ethnic groups that have different orgins.barely 30% of indians have pure indian bood from indians native to the continant.there the ones to the south the dark ones.there is no indian race.sanskrit and persian fall under the same branch.some languages from the sub continant are of persian orgin.there are many different peaple who look different
@twistedwest1 This is ridiculous. why u cant u admit that Central Asia and Indians,Pakistanis,Bangladesh,& Fiji & Nepal are not the same? We are very different.Geographically,Culturally and Linguistically, and in how we act and how we look.I have nothing against India its a rich, ancient culture but it is not in Central Asia and can not be grouped together due to the vast, dramatic differences(listed above). China is in Asia too..are we all guna try to group ourselves with them too?
@twistedwest1 Im saying Central Asia is different from the rest of Asia. Look at a map. Iran and Afghanistan are not Arab but they are in the center of Asia. Afghanistan is right in the heart of it. India and Bangladesh and Pakistan veer off to the South.I guess through mixing the Indians have changed but the majority of Indians I see look like Mahatma Ghandi which is an example of what I mean the original Indian ethnicity is.
@twistedwest1 It isnt about agreeing or disagreeing man. Im saying, granted, some Indians have mixed. But due to the caste system in India, many have not mixed with each other. And Indians look very different from rest of Asia. They have their own look which is Indian. Lighter skin and hair and eyes and sharper features dont belong to Indians, Pakistanis, and Bangladeshis. If they have a little of the above, then they are mixed.These people look different frm the majority of Central Asians.
Go back to Canada you bloody Indian immigrant!! You bastard these cheating practices won't work here. His entry in US is just a scam of looking and qualifying for America Immigration and then entry into Hollywood. Doing few shows overseas, then hiring an California based Immigration attorney and then getting High Priority Green Card Visa which is given to top talented real artists not the scammer.
@kenji86 bastard a real bastard! His dress sense, his acting everything is just truly for India or any other third world country. It seems he believed that only accent will establish me as an American Artist which is not the case. You have to be American to be an American artist. And these first generation bastards in Canada are just disgusting. They look so ugly when they feel that impersonating or speaking like caucasians make them nice.
@moadvanoffut How can Dave Chappelle be compaed to Russel when Dave actually even copied straight out from Russel's materials. So Dave is actually mostly ghetto jokes and subculture.
there is part 2?
shin7speaty 2 weeks ago
they kinda look alike
BROOKLYNBALLER45 5 months ago
He is fuckin funniest and witty I have ever seen. A perfect Comedian.
SuperMettalicafan 5 months ago
i love the song!! does it have a name :P
fery618 6 months ago
this was funny in 2002 when I first saw him do these jokes
Pimpjit85 6 months ago
2 of THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TOGETHER!!?!? wooooo!!
rachaelsabitch 7 months ago
I love this guy!! Why isn't he more well known?!?!
jwwiggy 7 months ago
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@jwwiggy he is well known !!!
changuirus5000 6 months ago
George is trying so hard to be funny at the end
lawnprinter300 7 months ago
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Spanish from Spain has NOT a lisp. In that case, english speakers have a lisp too. How do you pronounce "think"? And do you have a lisp? It's very easy (this guy's never been in Spain, for sure): We pronounce the "z", "ce" and "ci" like in "think". The "s" is just like in english. In Latin-America pronounce all that with "s", they just haven't the "th" sound. So... "¿cómo estás?" sounds the same in Mexico or in Spain
perenetre 9 months ago
every time i watch lopez tonight i end up puking. i dont know if its the camera movements or lopez' jokes.
inrwizards 9 months ago
its ture im azn and when i speak chinese i extend my the sentanve with a word
kingofbigkay 9 months ago
ahahhahahahahahaha this guyz is awsomeee hahahhaaha the chinese accent wa the bet
mrlifenmrdeath 10 months ago
Two Napoleon Dynamites at 4:57 lol
bossz4 11 months ago 2
Hilarious :D I really wonder why latinos don't speak with a lisp. Can someone explain this?
loveyazzy 11 months ago
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That's totally absurd. In Spain we don't talk with the "z" and the story of the King... totally invented. If you are gonna make a joke about a country, at least get informed yourself. And I'm not saying this because I'm a Spaniard, I would not care if what he's saying is true (indeed I would laugh), but this monologue basically made no sense at all.
MaQy 11 months ago
That's totally absurd. In Spain we don't talk with the "z" and story of the King... totally invented. If you are gonna make a joke about a country, at least get informed yourself. And I'm not saying this because I'm a Spaniard, I would not care if what he's saying is true (indeed I would laugh), but this monologue basically made no sense at all.
MaQy 11 months ago
@MaQy Lol who cares. Like are you looking for entertainment or non-fictional stories?
deltaforcedf 11 months ago
fuck u!
blukosky1 11 months ago
Wheres Part 2 God damn i cant find it can anyone help plz just reply and tell me where to go plz n thanks .
YoungWlilly 1 year ago
i luv russel peters ....tee hee heee
MegaPotterFan101 1 year ago
" IAM NOT LATINO ... IAM NOT NO "
magiclearning 1 year ago
0:04 the girl on the right of george lopez looks like farrah from teen mom
afgzyung1 1 year ago 2
2 People Are Gonna Get A Hurt Real Bad.
iPodPoison 1 year ago 8
Russel is so crazy fun man
VicarOpusDei 1 year ago
1 person doesn't understand real humor
cheezeydude 1 year ago 7
WoW this is really unfunny.For real humor I recommend Dave Chappel
rodbob11 1 year ago
Russel is fucken awesome!!!!! freakin funny!
Anal3t1cia 1 year ago
i think he got fat?
allyoucanpvp 1 year ago
this is hilarious RUSSEL PETERS IS THE KING OF JOKES russel i meant
456catman 1 year ago
check out russel peters on lopez tonight from november 12th mean today on my channel its there now
extrafootages 1 year ago
i looooove russel peters <3
bbloodyangel1 1 year ago
2:07 LAMOAOAOAO i died!!
xXxKiIluminatixXx 1 year ago
yu just spoke the two language that made me
chinese & spanish <3 x
xslaughterx 1 year ago
russle said the same thing here, then what he did in o2 london, i like him but he needs new jokes,
90dai90a 1 year ago 22
@90dai90a all stand-up comedians repeat their acts. if you're playing like 300 shows a year you think you'd be able to come up with a new act every time? lol.
Spacecowboyy 2 months ago
@90dai90a he has alot man he comes up with a new set full of them every year and makes a dvd out of them
alistilla2 1 month ago
THA CROWD LOVES RUSSELL PETERS
No7oriouSx 1 year ago
REal Spanish is like real english...lol
infestedbigmac 1 year ago
Im Spanish from Spain and even I laughed my ass off
pabletep22 1 year ago 19
russel is good but gabriel igleasias is better ;P
mateolois 1 year ago
@mateolois not close.russell owns all.
iinsaneWANTdeathh 1 year ago
they are mexicains here lol
th3saints 1 year ago
my birthdy was febury 2
koolworld225 1 year ago
Not all of Spain speaks with a lisp...
sitdownstandup91 1 year ago
@sitdownstandup91 Russel always generalizes, that's his style. It's not necessarily true.
himissalice7 1 year ago
@sitdownstandup91 true not all people with Spain speaks like that, hell they even have different languages
TRIPLESIXSICCNESS 1 year ago
RUSSEL PETERS
DAVE CHAPPELLE
KEVIN HART
RebornLegacy 1 year ago
this one has a good quality
killer97000 1 year ago
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Lemar, that's right. Indians aren't Middle Easterners because genetically we don't have anything in common. The high caste and the middle castes and most North Indians show a high rate of R1a1 gene on the paternal DNA which is also very common in East Europeans and Central Asian whites.
The maternal genes of Indians are are mostly indigenous to India, apart from the high castes where some commonalities with Europeans show up, but even there a lot of the genes are indigenous to India.
qazzaqs123 1 year ago
Russell is funny! BUT in my opinion George Lopez is the funniest comedian alive :D
TheUploader1 1 year ago
When the host guy talks he makes me think i have to clear out my throat.
Thumbs up if this happens to you too
319basiLio319 1 year ago 4
Finally a good thing from Canada...jk
x1y1l1e1m 1 year ago
@x1y1l1e1m lol
sharoz4 1 year ago
Rusell Peters made in CANADA.
piontro 1 year ago
wtf george lopez doesnt look indian at all he fully looks latino
anonymous18715 1 year ago 2
@anonymous18715 dude if you look at indigenous indio mexicano, the resemblance is uncanny . Not all indians look like apu or russell you know, like not all mexicans are brown
REALBROWNZ 1 year ago
@anonymous18715 lol r u an idiot. latino means nothings, it is not a race. latino just means u come from latin american. a latino can look like george lopez, manny ramirez or pitbull. Wen ppl say george lopez looks indian, they mean he looks native indian(ppl who were native/indigenous to the americas)
kingstaffy 1 year ago
@kingstaffy yup
anthonyesquivel52 1 year ago
its no surprise lopez was thought of as indian cuz real mexianos like him are brown just like south asians and we are one brown. The anglo pink mexicans are the ones that aint the brown, even though they think they are. you gotta have strong indio blood line to be a real brown. These two would be real funny if they did something together.
REALBROWNZ 1 year ago
@REALBROWNZ Homie, Mexicans are mostly mixed, you have the mixed ones who are light skinned and the mixed ones who are darker also allot of whites and a lot of Indigenous, and even blacks, and indigenous mixed with black, its a melting pot
TRIPLESIXSICCNESS 1 year ago
como esssssstasssssssss, como estas, no no no, o yay o yay, como esssssstaaaaaaaaassssssss, como estas, why wont you sound like me?, bc you sound gaaaay
lmfao
ribhusengupta 1 year ago
LOL 2.01 shungg laaa toko singg wa towwww waaayyyy!!
Krishwa86 1 year ago
i thot he was popular only among the indian crowd cuz he does the accent, n cracks jokes pertaining to us. but clearly, he's held in high regard elsewhere too!! good going chum!!
rohitmango 1 year ago
Hilarious!
xoblackout 1 year ago
Indians arent even considered middle eastern though..their southeast asian. Their a whole different ethnicity
LemarSaleh 1 year ago
wow your a idiot yes indian is south asian but so is pakistan and in the UN iran and afghanistan is included in south asian.there is no indian race.many ethnic groups have migrated conquared or settled there.thee are ppl there with white ancestry so thats why alot of ppl up north are born wit blue eyes.also iranian persian arabic small amount of african and also scythian indo aryan dravidian and chinese and other asian groups.also forgot to add turkish.so theres no indian race.
twistedwest1 1 year ago
@twistedwest1 Listen I dnt care how many "north Indians" are mixed with Afghans and Iranians and British and Chinese and Turksand have colored eyes and stuff. all Indians/Pakistanis Ive seen lack the sharp features of Afghans.. The Indian race is dark, ashey, and has dark, dry,puffy hair from the heat in India. Native Indians frm India all look like Mahatma Ghandi. The "white wannabes" are mixd with Afghans and Iranians and British
LemarSaleh 1 year ago
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LemarSaleh 1 year ago
also many indians are similar in dna with middle easterns.nothern indians anyway.the first migrations to india came from two directions.this when human started migrating out of africa to other countries.one went straight across the the ocean to arabia then india which settled in the south were those dark indians are.another migration went all the way around through central asia and went straight down towards pakistan and entered india
twistedwest1 1 year ago
@twistedwest1 Afghans and Iranians do not speak Indian/Pakistani language, they look nothing like Indians who arent mixed (or havnt bleached their skin and got plastic surgery). Every Indian or Pakistani Ive ever met wants so hard to claim Afghan blood. Middle Easterners came from the Caucasus Mountains. Indians DID NOT. they are from the Indian subcontinent(i.e India, Pakistan, Bangladesh) The original Indian ethnicity(unadulterated) is WAY different frm Afghans, Iranians, and Arabs.
LemarSaleh 1 year ago
are you stupid nobody wants to be a fucking afghan.some pakis are since the westerners are pathans.im not talking about india.there are thousands of ethnic groups that have different orgins.barely 30% of indians have pure indian bood from indians native to the continant.there the ones to the south the dark ones.there is no indian race.sanskrit and persian fall under the same branch.some languages from the sub continant are of persian orgin.there are many different peaple who look different
twistedwest1 1 year ago
@twistedwest1 This is ridiculous. why u cant u admit that Central Asia and Indians,Pakistanis,Bangladesh,& Fiji & Nepal are not the same? We are very different.Geographically,Culturally and Linguistically, and in how we act and how we look.I have nothing against India its a rich, ancient culture but it is not in Central Asia and can not be grouped together due to the vast, dramatic differences(listed above). China is in Asia too..are we all guna try to group ourselves with them too?
LemarSaleh 1 year ago
i dont understand what your saying im really confused if your agreeing with me or trying to tell me something
twistedwest1 1 year ago
@twistedwest1 Im saying Central Asia is different from the rest of Asia. Look at a map. Iran and Afghanistan are not Arab but they are in the center of Asia. Afghanistan is right in the heart of it. India and Bangladesh and Pakistan veer off to the South.I guess through mixing the Indians have changed but the majority of Indians I see look like Mahatma Ghandi which is an example of what I mean the original Indian ethnicity is.
LemarSaleh 1 year ago
@LemarSaleh india is one of the most diverse places in the world
twistedwest1 1 year ago
@twistedwest1 It isnt about agreeing or disagreeing man. Im saying, granted, some Indians have mixed. But due to the caste system in India, many have not mixed with each other. And Indians look very different from rest of Asia. They have their own look which is Indian. Lighter skin and hair and eyes and sharper features dont belong to Indians, Pakistanis, and Bangladeshis. If they have a little of the above, then they are mixed.These people look different frm the majority of Central Asians.
LemarSaleh 1 year ago
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LemarSaleh 1 year ago
Go back to Canada you bloody Indian immigrant!! You bastard these cheating practices won't work here. His entry in US is just a scam of looking and qualifying for America Immigration and then entry into Hollywood. Doing few shows overseas, then hiring an California based Immigration attorney and then getting High Priority Green Card Visa which is given to top talented real artists not the scammer.
vivecan2005 1 year ago
@kenji86 bastard a real bastard! His dress sense, his acting everything is just truly for India or any other third world country. It seems he believed that only accent will establish me as an American Artist which is not the case. You have to be American to be an American artist. And these first generation bastards in Canada are just disgusting. They look so ugly when they feel that impersonating or speaking like caucasians make them nice.
vivecan2005 1 year ago
@vivecan2005
then u go and suck ur d**k u f**king caucasians.
richardbobs 1 year ago
russell is so friggin funny and i hav to agree with 619 on that. but theres one set back, hes been eating too much!!! lol
jaw118 1 year ago
feb 2 my bday :P
x2gun 1 year ago
russell peters is the most amazing comedian in the whole f*cken world
thumbs if u agree
amatuerkid 1 year ago 279
@amatuerkid why not just type FUCKING? you're on the internet!
inrwizards 9 months ago
Soo... What's up with part two? :P
FaerieDust 1 year ago
RUSSEL PETERS FTW!!!
TheGamingLobby 1 year ago
ahaha. i get it the other way. i'm indian, but mexicans confuse me with other mexicans.
chutneyxm0nky4404 1 year ago
russell peters rocks
missyplaym8 1 year ago
george lopez lost his voice?
zzyzybynsky 2 years ago 5
@zzyzybynsky yeah he misplaced it a while ago along with his humor
inrwizards 9 months ago
2:23!!!!LMFAO
brooklynlevo 2 years ago
mannn,,he´s my all time favourite
brooklynlevo 2 years ago
right behind george lopez you mean.
gunfighterdrummer 2 years ago
nah,just as I said
brooklynlevo 2 years ago
Russel is king of all comedians.
619coolnickhere 2 years ago 304
@619coolnickhere that" trye but dave chappelle is the king of king and i am a desi
playergame06 1 year ago
@619coolnickhere I disagree, Dave Chappelle IS the king of all comedians !
moadvanoffut 1 year ago
@moadvanoffut How can Dave Chappelle be compaed to Russel when Dave actually even copied straight out from Russel's materials. So Dave is actually mostly ghetto jokes and subculture.
KCAASE 1 year ago
@619coolnickhere That's Desi power ya!!!!!!!!!
90Anirudh 9 months ago
@619coolnickhere Yes he is, but Bill Hicks is God :D
LgGerminator 8 months ago
@619coolnickhere he's the king of all "INDIAN" comedians.
EMANDELUXE 6 months ago
@EMANDELUXE No he's the king of all comedians. Name anyone better than Russell.
TheQueenGia 5 months ago
@TheQueenGia gabriel iglesias (in my opinion)
EMANDELUXE 5 months ago
man, i was waiting for this..can't wait for part 2,hurry it up dude ^^
waleedz00 2 years ago
dis guy is bloody fukin awsome......
badguy007989 2 years ago