andy lights the fire 1980

[aramanth]

JIMMMMMMY!!!!!

Oops, I am the wrong PSA!

I was supposed to meet my friends at that substation... you know,

I got some sparklers, that could be fun.......

[rojblake82]

Depressing vidoe.

[LeeJTurnock]

Bang goes the 50p that kid could have got on Ebay for the 1980 Beano...

[Adam657]

Maybe don't leave children that age alone in the first place? Especially those with such a poor sense of smell...

[MIKON8ERISBACK]

Don't leave the match lit you dumbass!

[hilltop69hustler]

so what happens next for fucks sake...hate it when they leave in suspense like that!.

[spudcat007]

Cockney waaankaahs!

[hamster700]

somebody should rename this Andy and his sister die in a house fire

[Binky40SW]

How interesting was the picture of that Hippo? As slow as that fire moved and they were in the next fucking room, not noticing a thing?

[mistofoles]

"ENDY! THE FIAH!!"

[dabadbwoy]

at least the house was nice and warm for when mum gets home!

[mistofoles]

Illiterate little twat...what's a "Hittopotamus"??

[sarahthediva]

anday the fiahh!!

[FrankieM1974]

If it wasn't for that little cow whinging "come and look at my brilliant fucking Picasso hippo". Andy would have parked his arse, put the telly on, picked up his beano and the house wouldn't have gone up. I sincerely hope she went up with it.... Justice!

[andyamn]

Would "My homework got burned to shit!!!!" be a valid excuss for teacher the following day?????? Naaaaahhhh, get the cane out!!!!!!

[zoeyluverCG]

"Mum says its alright as long as a careful" WICH U WERE NOT. ANDY. For that 40 lashes. XD

[zoeyluverCG]

and they were both scorched to death. The End. 

[12igon6]

haha sucks for you andy u gonna get a good ole fasion ass beating haha!!!!! that and your house is gone.....

[kleblancski]

i can tell this is old because of the beano

[JoanCollins2009]

Poor little Andrew :( burned to death ....

[Malcos68]

Love the way they always showed reallly cockney little kids that were really annoying

[GibbletsMcGinty]

That sofa needed replacing anyway

[xXwortepXx]

i can't belief the owners of the house let them burn their couch

[Guncriminal]

That'll teach him to read the Beano.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

This was really a disguised advert for The Dandy

[greenphantom]

It was grim in 1980.

[aramanth]

When there is fire on the floor, do NOT stop drop and roll! Instead Duck and Cover! The fire will go out immediately and you can get back to your toast and sausages and look lazily at crude drawrings of hippopotami.

[JGJamieson93]

He took a long time to look at her hippo.

[rick2030]

"Andy, You Twat!"

[welchm8]

"Andy - the fire!!"

It could be a cheesy double-entrendre, as you Brits use "fire" to mean a heater, as well as a flame.

[Malcos68]

smug little kid

[armours]

All these silly people in PIF's seem to be Londoners with nauseating squeaky voices. I should be alright then, I live in Yorkshire.

[oHelmslyo]

Shouldn't the radio have been playing "Light My Fire"? Would've made it a lot more interesting.

[Xxfancythat79xX]

'Matches and Children is never alright' No, neither is leaving your kids at home on their own!!

[welchm8]

They both seem old enough to be "latchkey children", the point is as long as they don't do anything stupid.

[manuelnegrete]

he's a firestarter, twisted firestarter

[LittleLeeHere]

No wonder the guys from Family guy made that little British girl Iliza talk like that, the girl from this ad sounds just like her

[AnthonyUK]

Most modern gas fires today have built-in spark ignition and don't need to be lit manually by hand with matches or lighters.

[mistofoles]

So...what happened next?

[RobotwarsKing]

Not the Beano!

[RandomnessRocks6]

i always stick to dandys much more fire proof :)

[ALFWEDARF]

D'ya think you should ? Yeeah, mum said it was fine !

[poisongasgb]

I can't spell hippopotomus

[Malcos68]

Nightwares guaranteed as with all films of this era - and remember that's how Crossroads Motel burnt down

[whellybob]

See the funny thing is those aren't actually children... they're just really undergrown adults.

What enlightens this footage is the excerpted dialogue...

Sal: D'ya think you should?

Andy: Yeeeeeeeeeah, 's my house innit? Mum tought me how when I was a nipper.

Sal: Alright then, I left the daily by the fire by the way... but still... come and have a look at my hippo.

[Lauraloos1981]

what a stupid little idiot, how did the match which he had blown out re-ignite? thats what id like to know

[reknawfiend]

Kudos to you Carlin. I've always been a freak for PIF's.