Hipsters love jpmetz! (God help her)

[spiral3333]

I want another video :) Cant wait to see a knew one :D

[tokiohotelisawesome5]

"she doesn't piss rainbows!"

Haha i nearly died laughing XD

I will admit to being a mindless drone to jpmetz, and a Le Minion lol

Both you are equally hilarious, who knew bigger girls are better at comedy than skinny bitches? lol

[JADExINVADER]

omg i love you

[NOVAseminole]

you better tell em!!

[fifiandgigi]

I don't see a similarity between you and JPMETZ. She calls me a stupid asshat, whilst you seem to insult me with words I don't even know from you're insanely large vocabulary

[NinaTehNinja]

"My channel isn't a democracy, it's a monarchy. But more importantly, it's MY monarchy.

D8<"

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[kattwoman17]

You are one of the best people to happen to YouTube.

[MadamGrapefruit]

your rants make my day :D

[lastnamefang]

damn she's got a brain. and she's got a pretty face too.

[theruinvalue]

so you don't approve even mildly critical comments? are you this insecure? you suck. 

[blo0dyme]

@theruinvalue Ever thought that maybe this video is MONTHS old and I don't check my comments all the fucking time? Hmm? Especially when you post them within 12 hours of one another. Unlike you I don't live on this damn site. But I will leave this comment up to make an example out of you. Next time don't be such an impatient little shit, your comment was pointless anyway.

[popcornlover100]

"it's MY monarchy!" hahaha you are so amazing

[eekitsjoanne]

eeeek chills! ur spitting copy of jpmetz. but i like her style, therefore i like ur style haha

[musiclove990]

You're a goldmine. :D

[Kariio18xX]

I like you and JPmetz, who cares? You're the same age as her? When I first saw both of you I actually thought you both were about 18-19.

[Theinsaneone400]

I love you :D Saw your Peter Coffin rant and a few other vids, I really admire your sarcastic and witty humor! I really hope to see more and I hope you stay interested in Youtube :)

[aristottlesdeathwish]

Fucking hate straight edge vegan hipsters. Especially the chicks. Stuck up bitches.

[fabulous009]

I honestly think you and jpmetz might become good friends.

[blo0dyme]

@fabulous009 Well we are subscribed to one another- which is ironically amusing considering her "mindless drones" thought she'd hate me. :D

[Okruuuch]

"oxford is too mainstream" <3 hahaha! you're awesome.

[stfugtfofgt]

you're really pretty. :)

[kingsl0th]

Ohhh my, I quite enjoy your rants. Although you're clearly venting, you're witty enough to make them quite entertaining.

Bravo, my dear.

Bravo indeed.

[skeezerzz]

oh my god, you are great.

[PinkeySherbet]

True, you sent an email to me promoting your channel but I was entertained by it. Intrigued, I watched your videos and subscribed because I like your videos and I subscribe to jpmetz too. I don't think you're stealing anything because you don't repeat her jokes or do kiss my ass comment time in the same font and crap. You both have the same style and format, and that should work for everyone. So hipsters can screw themselves because even they won't screw each other unless blitzed on PBR.

[woohoo55500]

xDDD Im so glad you sent out that email for me to subscribe you. Youre hilarious xDD

And oh my GOSH!! :O I want that piggy bank!!

[CarrieAndCompany]

i'm not a hipster... you and jpmetz are like exactly alike... its pretty awesome..

[xSGTCXElitex]

Finally, someone with a high intellect on this site full of the mentally handicapped.

[katinatreesee]

If you wrote a book, it would sell like water in Africa.

[Abbytater]

You do realize that hipsters will now enjoy this video ironically, right?

[stkcarm5]

Your hair is perfect!

[ushiuni82]

You need to make more videos...

[blo0dyme]

@ushiuni82 One's coming out tomorrow. 

[ushiuni82]

@blo0dyme I am glad i think you could get big on You tube if you put your mind to it. The way you come across in your videos is amazing not to mention your very pleasing on the eyes. Anyway that's enough of my crap(= Looking forward to the next video..

[xxxdrummerguyxxx]

i wonder what would happen if they met each other ?

like the universe comes to an end o.O

[300Effie]

YES!

[SimonGabe21]

i hate hipsters soo much....

[dylanryan3]

God I love you.

Where have you been all my life?

[xXxilymoreexXx]

Will you and jpmetz BOTH marry me? Please? You're 99.9% perfect. Jpmetz is 100%... BUT STILL.

[allowmetointroducems]

Damn, I really like your hair. Don't get me wrong, I think you're intelligent, have a good sense of humor, and provide a very likable point of view on different topics. Strangely, I'm not a female. I'm not a pedophile, Im just a 22 year old young man from New York, but I really like your hair. I love long hair on girls, especially brunettes, so naturally I felt the need to compliment you.

[anna61081]

I wouldn't have found your channel on youtube if it weren't for that e-mail you sent. I like your videos. You're incredibly intelligent and make a lot of good points in your videos. Thank you for being you! Oh and also, I'm insanely jealous of how long, straight and shiny your hair is. ~Anna

[SayahChan]

Like Jpmetz, THIS made me smile...

[wheninrome92]

your diction is fabulous.

[whatkaylasays]

I laughed so hard at the "Oxford is too mainstream" comment.

[SPROUSELOVER224]

sooo love JPMETZ. Big fan. But you have a point. You arnt copying her. u want to do what u want. all is fair in love and war, right? haha if you enjoy it :) keep going! cause u do make me laugh!

[ItsMisfit]

So I am now subscribed to you. Just thought I'd share >:)

[lilprecious14w]

hmm i actually find you very entertaining

[glamourandearth]

I came here prepared to totally agree with you, because it's ridiculous that people think you're copying just by virtue of being similar. And I do agree with your basic premise, but I'm really put off by your defensiveness.

[Vodkafles]

*CHEER*

[ushiuni82]

Oh and i just thumbed you Muwhaha

[ushiuni82]

Pissing rainbows would be so cool.

[Zimmer650]

who are u?

[WatkinsJulie]

I love you :) Thank you for sending that email 

[zachtes7]

U R FRIGGIN HILLARIOUS. I WILL BE A MINION.

[taynoell3]

i'm in love with you

[plostellum]

I'm a fan of jpmetz. And you remind a lot of people (including me) of her. So...there's more to watch and enjoy :D why would there be a problem with that???

[XKeelyX]

I like you.

[wheninrome92]

<3 You are fabulous.

[NateTalksToYou]

Every youtuber who makes videos is going to have haters. The really popular youtubers have tons of haters, so you must be doing something right.

[TommehPWNS]

you are so fucking amazing. I subscribed after 10 seconds of watching this.

[darkheart2death]

I just severed all relations with anyone that I know that could qualify as a hipster.

[wheremybutchesat]

i'm not a hipster, but i do think your vlogging styles are a bit similar and i totally mean it as a compliment. i mean if anyone compared me to jpmetz i would die happy.

[ununhexium]

a+ video

[ununhexium]

lol oxford is too mainstream

[FlightlessBird93]

i got your e-mail, and i happen to love your videos, and i subscribed. so thank you. i'm glad you sent that!!

[HeartsWithPaperHands]

I don't even know what a hipster is...

[axtbyu]

she is sooo funny... Thumbs all the way up for sailor moon...

[ThePastryTreat]

Just wondering, but why would her being alike to JPMETZ be a bad thing? Idk. I like them both. The more logical-women-who-aren't-afrai­d-to-kick-idiot's-asses the better, eh?

[DMCpawn]

I just started watching your stuff, and you're not a JPMETZ clone. I think you're angrier, and the way you talk displays that better.

Besides, a bunch of people rant on YouTube, whether it makes sense or not. Therefore, according to hipster logic (heh heh ... hipsters don't have logic), JPMETZ is a clone as well. Maybe it's the fact that a woman is ranting with some common sense, instead of being a skinny bitch displaying her tits constantly, that got these impressionable hipsters confused.

[roofpaint]

Sorry, not exactly buying it yet. Everything about you is a little too. Eh. Well. I've seen it before. Oh yeah, on jpmetz's channel.

[servbot27]

Her hair is so pretty in this video! it looks like silk! XD

[landth78]

I think I JUST might love you more than JPmetz

[TheLostGirls2]

Oh my, a Sailor Moon piggy bank! I'll gladly pay you royalties for that! I love Sailor Moon! I'd also like to thank you for being an island of intelligent entertainment in the moronic sea that is youtube. You're doing wonderfully! ^.^

[TheKitChannel]

Doing all of the other commenters a favour:

YOU'RE***

[herecomestheluv]

what is wrong with all of these people saying "your" instead of "you're" ? get an education.

[patsybob]

@herecomestheluv :P dont act like the grammar police in any case, this is youtube and noone wants to hear your whining on the english language over a spelling mistake! noone cares!

[blo0dyme]

@patsybob Actually, I care.

[patsybob]

@blo0dyme well you're just going to have to put up with the spelling mistakes, maybe youtube isn't the best place for someone who gets upset over grammar mistakes on a comments section ;o

[blo0dyme]

@patsybob Or people can just.. you know. Learn basic grammar.

My subscribers can say whatever they want. Nor should you going to imply they, or I for that matter, shouldn't be on youtube just because OTHER people can't spell.

[patsybob]

@blo0dyme why are arguing over grammar mistakes this is maddness also i love your videos keep up the good work :)

[ChiaraVideos]

You do have a similar sense of humor to JPmetz, but I don't see a problem with that.

[lulugoescuckoo]

You are fucking funny.

[TheCollinRitchie]

Cretin!!!! I LOVE THAT WORD!!

[sweetcharade518]

I'm actually really glad you messaged me, because your videos are really cool!

[Gothka13]

I actually started watching your videos from your email, because it was reverse psychology; if someone begs me to watch their stuff, I'll delete it, but since you said to delete your email, I was like "You intrigue me". Now, I come back to see what's new, so your promotional move worked on me.

[meesh11p]

I had to look up inimitable. Lol.

[CandKrocknroll]

I don't think hipsters

can be offended by this video,

because they're too imbecilic to understand

half of what you said.

I love jpmetz AND you. :)

[KellyMRWeymer]

Your eyebrows are fabulous.

[xRottenRosex]

I'm not a hipster, but you totally remind me of jpmetz... and that is why I love you.

[baileykix]

What Sailor Moon wantz, Sailor Moon getz, Sailor Moon help us all.

[pedostare]

I LOVE YOU AND JPMETZ :). You need more subscribers! I will shamelessly promote your videos on my facebook lol.

[1RedFox2]

you're similar to JPMETZ but that doesnt mean your copying her. I make videos and people have told me I copy Fred, so I know what you mean. But in the end all the trolls did was give you an idea for an entertaining rant :P

[TesttubeDreams]

i ... like both? is that ok?

ps you're brain is rad

[talktoleo]

I'm actually really glad you sent that message out because I love your videos and I might not have discovered you otherwise :). Thank you.

[scooty2113]

I JUST LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!!!! Ya you have similarities to JPMetz, but you...you really don't take shit and that's the way it should be! Keep it up!!!! <3

[Northstar247]

WAYAGO GIRL! LET THEM HAVE IT!! BOTH BARRELS!!! LOL

[AdamOnlineXII]

I'm glad you e-mailed me asking to view your videos. I actually "found" you when you had like 4 videos out and just overlooked it, and now I came across you again via that E-Mail and I subscribed to you. Yeah you're similar to Jpmetz but whatever. Your views and insults to people make my day :')

[kaijurajinx]

It seems I need to rewrite my bible.

There are actually two Goddesses of wisdom.

Where have you been all my life?

[Swtbby8998]

i think hipsters have way too much time on their hands, and should step away from the computer and get some sunshine.

[StorytimewithAlex]

Thumbs up for "plus sized altos."

[crsmith1975]

Trolls will be trolls, hipsters will be hipsters and you will be you. JP is JP and the two of you have some similar traits, bfd, why do they care? Keep on keeping on darlin' because your rants are well done and well spoken. That's all that matters. ~Cherry

[blo0dyme]

@crsmith1975 I always enjoyed your comments. They're insightful and positive. :)

[steelepixie]

I like both of you :o)

[SumGCFan41]

JPMETZ does makeup kind of tutorials... she rants and puts on makeup, you just rant (:

[Jaaayke]

Oh my god..... I love you.

Being like Jpmetz is probably one of the best things out there, take it in your stride

[Shadowdyce11]

Who fucking cares that her vids are like JPMetz's? That's like getting two free boxes of awesome instead of just one! FUCK YEAH!

[karlisown]

im happy that you spammed me with one of your vids im now a subscriber!!!

and i do understand the people that say that your a copy-cat becase you style of vids do seem a lot like JPMets AND the first of your vids was a reply to her.

[dubcarchick]

yeah .. take that hipsters!

[HelloSexKitten]

You're gorgeous and genius = best. woman. ever :]

[jamcop108]

You and JPMetz are BOTH awesome!!!

[jumbz2]

down with sexism!

[annanaz91]

all words are the sole property of jpmetz...especially the ones that have a french origin

[ohernandez13]

Well since I'm a subscribed to you both I think it's only fair to fight for "minion" Like a rant debate, To whom ever wins gets rights for it #LOL Jk Just thought it'd be awesome for you guy's to collab :p haha

P.s It's so refreshing to watch someone with an extended vocabulary SO refreshing! :]

[xXRawrJanisXx]

Hell, I love you and Jpmetz. You're both awesome, to hell with the petulant morons ;)

[lunardrip]

I feel so intellectually inadequate when I see your videos. It's a good thing though because it motivates me to learn. Keep the videos coming.

[DeannEmmyTV]

You're a little more intelligent than JPMetz. JS.

[hedwig331]

LOL, I am lovin' your channel more and more. The people attacking you are just hoping to get their name on JPMetz's featured comments at the end of her videos. lol!

[Bloganon]

Fucking hipsters... Amirite?

[Jordie21020]

i love your eyebrows.

[applemoyorido]

omg where did you get that sailor moon piggy bank!!

[blo0dyme]

@applemoyorido I've had it for over a decade, but I think I originally got it at hot topic?

I also have the seasons of Sailor Moon on DvD, and watch them. I'm not ashamed.

[TechnoRaver94]

I am forever in your debt for sending me that message promoting your channel all those months ago, I am surrounded by these dimwitted asses everyday at school it's feels nice that people are smarter in the real world I love high school and all i have my group but the other people I just can't stand short wearing, flip-flop wearing morons in the middle of a Canadian winter i makes me wish they'd freeze into ice blocks and die. And this was my rant for today kthxbai.

[spidez8407]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *dies* marry me?

[Alavistaven2012]

Your personality is very close to JPmetz

Your hand motions are very similar to JPmetz

You had a video response to JPmetz

Your big like JPmetz

Your hott like JPmetz

Your... your perfect.

[xXRawrJanisXx]

@Alavistaven2012 I agree so much!

[blo0dyme]

@Alavistaven2012 The hand motions are kind of involuntary. You don't have much room when you're sitting at your table and the camera is SO zoomed in that all you can basically see is ones face.

Oh the woes of a flipcam.

[mistertbs]

@Alavistaven2012 and you are so right

[JOEYnoJUSTU22]

@Alavistaven2012 JPMetz is perfect <3

[love4musicuk]

You do remind me alot of her, but like someone else said: there is more than one person out there with a sarcastic personality then just her. I personally think she's a bitch, but there ya go

[darkheart2death]

i think you should send more messages shamelessly promoting yourself.

Just the tone I imagined through your message inspired me to come here.

No regrets.

[beccababyy08]

Oh thank the Lord! I thought you were going to bash Jpmetz when I read the title of this video. THANK YOU FOR NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE! I love you as well as Jpmetz. So, you both win. And quite frankly, I don't give a shit how many people say you're copying her, because really, she's not the only sarcastic ranting girl on the planet.

[danielleangel678]

hahaha so i just stumbled across this and…… YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL!!!! haha this is the most hilarious thing i have seen all day, you just made me very happy. i completely agree with everything you say. awesome, just awesome :)

[tabbycat45]

have my children. i want my offspring to look exactly like you.

[alliissolegit]

You're my idol. Just saying.

[burnitbabe15]

wow i am super glad you messeged me about your channel :)

[kittycatcarley]

So, I like you, you're hilarious, but hipsters aren't all douchebags. Most of them are pretty cool. They can be douchebags, but seriously hating on them is only giving them more attention. I like most "hipsters" (so long as they're not shoving their dogma down my throat), becasue they're mostly really cool people. I don't think generalizing is helping your cause at all...

[uthinkucandraw]

This was on of your best! Great Post! FUCK THE HIPPIES :D!

And I will proudly be one of your minions!!!

[kattlinyakno]

jpmetz and u are alike because of how u point out stupid things that stupid people do. u cant get enough people who do that because the people that point out those things have the most common sense X3

[Divinity33372]

Hey, you got partnered! Congrats.

[julianaishere]

The difference between you and JPMETZ is that you rant about real issues and she rants about the story of cinderella.

PS.

Hipsters are disgusting they should test shit on them instead of animals.

[MichaelHowrie]

I'm sorry. I do like you.

But the ONLY conformity here, is in labeling of what people are. And seeing as their isn't even one definition of a hipster that everyone can pick on, this is the worst 'example' of conformity that you can really think of. Your anger here is born out of presumption, which to be frank, is idiotic.

[shyviolet11]

"Look at me, I'm goddamn magical!"

So true.

[eMATTgination]

I just want to inform you that I once I realize that a message sent to me involves an aspiring youtuber asking me to subscribe to him/her, I usually just watch one video and forget it ever happene. But when I read yours, I could tell, somehow that you were different. And once I saw your videos, I loved them. It's for your personality alone that you have this many subscribers. People gravitate to strong individuals as yourself.

[magmat0585]

i like jpmetz, but i prefer you cause of the rants (and cause i'm a guy and have no need for makeup tutorials)

[MegaBuffylove]

i love u and jpmetz.... (: i like how u use big words (: and dont get me mixed up with a dumb Hipster, im a dumb blonde (: keep up the complaining (:

[oneawesomefreak1]

I love you.

Also, I don't think you're a copycat of Jpmetz. I think we all have a bit of JP in us. Like heroin.

[shinra358]

Resemblances usually dont have to do with just using words. But from what youre saying in relation to jpmetz, I can say that the same hand gestures, same video tone (comedic indifference), and even the same speech/voice type are used between the both of ya. Not that it's a bad thing. I mean if you want to create a show using this format, that's you. Nothing wrong with that. Entertainment is entertainment. And if it makes me laugh, then youve accomplished what youre trying to do :)

[themunchkym]

I don't think I received a message from you, but I still love you. :)

[gothicmetalfreak]

I am pretty much what you would call a hipster, and yet your videos amaze me.

[johee626]

good video :)

[robbingu2]

You and JPmetz should do a collab. 4 minutes of you two in front of a camera, and rant together xD.

[shanonfreek]

You have really shiny hair. I LOVE IT! And yeah, I did find about about her through an email she sent me. And franky She's one of my favorites. She makes me smiley.

[shanonfreek]

@shanonfreek Frankly...missed the l. Darnit.

[cupcakeonawire]

hobgoblin :D

[Lifeintakes]

You ladies should collaborate on something.

[justlookatmylife]

i dont mind another jpmetz....

[starfleet2scoutship]

I really hope people don't start doing what they do on Jpmetz's channel on yours and start kissing your ass. It's so fucking ridiculous. I like that you show intelligence it's so refreshing and your rants are funny and worth watching.

[meesh11p]

You arent a copy, you are both similar, and awesome. =D

[whyyes10]

I love you. Amazing.

[MrsSkinnyJean]

I had to pause the video and look up inimitable. You make me feel dumb sometimes.

[Ayomide345]

jpmetz? bloodyme?

i'd tap both of them.

[AnthoniCarmen]

I love your face.

[immacrunchypinecone]

at least you dont scream at the camera like justine does.

it hurts my ears.

[mrvictor60]

LOL, happy happy, I am fan of both and I will remain a fan of both.

[ashPTERODACTYL]

lolz I normally don't look at people's channels when they send me things telling me to, but since you talked about captain planet I had to, and I'm so glad I did, I love your videos.

[katiebrookeee]

lol your her evil twin perfect!

[katiebrookeee]

haha i dont think youre unoriginal..i think u remind me of jpmetz but you have your own material

[1jazzyphae]

ur not like her but u do talk like her which is kind of weird since i knew her b4 u but hey whatev floats ur boat hahaha

[braticas]

Well done! :D

[Kororocks12]

I really don't care what people or say or think - you're not a JPMETZ copycat, you both just have some similarities. I like you and I also Like JPMETZ, cause you both have literally made a smarter person capable of making choices and sticking out in a crowd. The people who harrass you and me are nothing but failed attempts at life who are not capable of processing and comprehending thought and intellect. You are awesome and keep doing what you're doing, cause frankly I like you - very much so!

[heathernichole125]

There's something about your face... Like, I just want to kiss it.

I got one of those emails of yours a week or so ago. I thought at first you were calling me a portly bitch (which is a truth), but I decided to watch your videos anyway. And then I subscribed. I'm meant to be a minion of the plus size women of YouTube. *bows down*

[310BPM]

@heathernichole125

That's why I opened her email, too. I am a portly bitch, too. :3 And I enjoy blo0dyme quite a bit.

[averunks]

MAD LOVE.

[AngleCoreWow]

<3..