Homestuck : [s] Gamzee: Sing a song about things.

[ALEXhatena]

I like to sing this song while listening to it

[littlecupcakefox]

This song goes threw everything i think about during school. c:

[Jackwahoo]

oh dear god.

YES. xD

[rn09091]

dis song spoke to me sooo much

[CosplayEmpress]

This is canon... in so many ways....

[theghostbombstv]

1:02 blew my mind

[KumaChan104]

THAT IS A SEXY NECK.

[LikeABauwsss]

Why is this fandom so perfect?

[cheesetodamax13]

2:30 thats all there is to say on the matter

[rikki123456788]

what if theyre where no what ifs?

[mysterioso2006]

If Dad was made of ninja robots? Goddamn. I didn't think that Dad could get any more awesome, but that certainly would help.

[Andigirl1992]

Dave Strider should have the applesauce pool. Gamzee's would be full of Faygo with sopor slime pies floating like waterlilies. I can see this vividly.

[Mizuki32Suki]

@Andigirl1992

.....fapplesauce.....

Dave's fapplesauce pool....

[ALEXhatena]

Is it weird that I think this song is emotive?

[PeaceKitten1]

he should sing high as fuck

that seems like a song that would fit him :3

[BONKatomicSUKAPUNCH]

"oh 2hiit no2e bleed" BEST SOLLUX HAS PISS COLORED BLOOD JOKE EVER

[jolt583]

1:02

kinda deep there

[TheAcousticApple]

0:47

[TheAcousticApple]

"What if your hands were made of hot pockets..? You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.."

AND THIS IS WHY GAMZEE IS AWESOME.

[AkitaKey]

I get the feeling that this song was written with Gamzee in mind.....

[LarsPwnsAll98]

My friend called me on Skype and asked me almost all of these questions in series. It was really obnoxious and it was difficult to get her to stop. And I could tell that she was reading them online or something. But now seeing that it's a decently catchy song and this video has Homestuck stuff in eet, it's slightly more acceptable now.

[Beautiful67876]

....We all know John wanted the rainbows. XD

[Zelirium]

NINJA ROBOTS. ARE NOW CANON!. fuCKYEAH

[thegoodlittledevil]

WhAt If ThE wOrLd WaS mAdE oF fAyGo?

[Andreus]

WhAt iF ThE WoRlD WaS MaDe oF WaToRt.aTaL;Rt.

[TheThreeEaredRabbit]

How much slime did you eat, Gamzee?

[w1ls0on]

@TheThreeEaredRabbit WeLl, My ReCoOpReCoOn Is EmPtY

[MuttonchopsOfJustice]

Gamzee.

What are you doing.

What what what are you doing.

[EmptyKingdoms]

These chords... Man... I won't say the lyrics are bad, for I like them and... Trust me, I take them seriously, as if it is a modern-surrealist piece.

But these arpeggiated chords on the verses... Dayum!

[Squeakith]

That is the smuggest fucking puppy dog I have ever seen.

[NinjaLuckylulu121]

I listen to this 10 times a day

[Mikiholic]

interestin'.

[NinjaLuckylulu121]

I love how the top comments are the same

[Fungus13]

Oh god this song.

I never imagined this being used for Gamzee.

This outstanding.

[PurpleBlackMagicArt]

me: what if your pool was filled with apple juice?

dave: ............

[RetardedAnime]

I love how the top comments are from the same commenter

[IRAMONAI]

Well, we know that Karkat will be eaten first with Hotpocket hands and a hotdog tongue

[xCinderDragonx]

thanks a lot for making this video >:( i kept singing it at my friends party and it weirded everyone out lol

[Xel963]

I love how the Top Comments are the same thing made by the same guy... For now.

[naturluvr14]

The awkward moment when you already knew the song before watching the video XD

[Hannahjk1o1]

I wish I could shoot crocodiles that breathed fire ensuring no escape at my enemies >.>

[Raichumi]

I love how the top comment is by the same person...

[Octocatalyst]

@Raichumi I love how they're also duplicates.

[dirnol]

What if this video had the exact same two top comments?

You would be like, man, we really need a different top comment.

[Repuls10n]

I swear to gog he said fapplesause

[TokioHotel40400]

*snif* This ish so beautiful TTwTT

[CosplayFinatics]

Gamzee what the fuck did you take?

[Debraellen04]

its funny because sollux's blood is yellow

so it might just be a nosebleed.

[hotarunee]

without his makeup he'd be the hotest troll ever :|

[AsnRandomness]

So this is what Gamzee thinks about all day..!

[zaiger16]

I was just thinking while listening to this song: "What if I made a Homestuck flash to this." Then I find this. You win this round. Also I wouldn't eat that...

[YumilX2]

The ending bit.... holy shit. That? That's Gamzee going insane.

[meliotaku02]

0:36 RAWR!! :DD

[murlful]

oh no!! now em confused..

wat if???

wat will happen???

[ShizakuIzaiyoi]

Song...Y U SO CANNON

[2unshiine2222]

I know this whole song. And sing it every day. Oh hell yes.

[EnigmaAlpha11056]

I love how serious this song is.

[fruiTmajik]

Why.

Is everything so much more genius after a sleepless night!

[CircDeAutreLunae]

Whoah.

I officially love this.

[RomanianVampyre]

w-what is this . . . i can't even begin to . . . i'm so confused. but yet so happy.

[adkpixie]

i think the person who did this mustv'e been really fucking hungry when writing it...

[DeathByZombiez]

0:25 TWO POPTARTS!

[chocolatebunny422]

omg how did he know my hands were made of hotpockets!?!?

[sunnymuffin65]

AWWWWW LITTLE PUPPY DOG

[AlfredxArthur26]

This was the thing that got me into Homestuck..

I mean, I started the game three months after watching this.. .__.

[xlivelydemonx]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THINGS BRO

[AwesomeOlive123]

this is my life story right here.

[ImRandomProductions]

Dogstuck.

[fireonthesnow]

This song fits gamz so well xD

[KHhigurashimiku]

This song inspires me.

[rainbowseaweed]

I want this on my iPod... O.O

[HeartofShadow26]

2:12

BROKEN GLASS IS NOT A SANDAWICH, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT DUDE!

[ganelone]

@HeartofShadow26

WHO SAYS PUT CHEESE ON BROKEN GLASS AND MAKE A SAND-A-WITCH.

OUTTA BROKEN GLASS~

[Venicexvee]

Gamzee is so fucking high XD

[blizrfiz]

What if you fell down some infinate stairs?

[MrJake36x]

Tavros: Uh guys hows he doing this?

Karkat: WE DONT KNOW JUST SOMEONE FUCKING STOP HIM

[bloodpawsdreams]

i love the songs name :)

[DykeJohnson]

@idiotbot9000 fuckin love this

[Featherpool2]

Now Sollux pees out of his nose and his head is made of bumblebees.

[BlackNailPolishFreak]

NO 1 DON'T TH1NK 1 WOULD L1K3 MY H1VE TO B3 F1LL3D W1TH STR4NG3 FOUR L3GG3D 34RTH CR34TUR3S.

[caboose9339]

I'm singing this with my friend at a school function.

It's going to be a MoThErFuCkiN mIrAcLe ;)

[spriggs115]

Ironic that Karkat looses his hands

[mellybeeish]

puppy doggy!

[EdwardMaverricks]

i am a ninja and i make brobots ... and thats why Dave is so ironicly cool

[PineappleFeet379]

Gamzee, my lad, what happened to your neck?

[chezrushable]

I DO want a dad made out of robot ninjas! :I

[TrimpOfRedwall]

Kids, this is why you don't drink Faygo.

[Madsme101]

HoNk HoNk HoNk :o)

[VoiceofCthulhu]

WHAT IF THE WORLD WAS MADE OUT OF BUILDINGS

WELL GUESS WHAT WE'VE GOT TWO

PROSPIT AND DERSE

THEY'RE HELLA TIGHT

[Mnaj98]

WeLl ThAt WoUlD bE a MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe.

[JessiRain94]

2:09 - 2:15 i had a massive heart attack

[WhyDidIJustEatThat]

what if your mail exploded when you went to get it? >______>

[TheGermanbrick]

This is the video that inspired me to read homestuck.

Thank you idiotbot9000, thank you.

[HinterDemGlas]

>Pool: Please tell me it's just applesauce.

please just be applesauce please just be applesauce please just be applesauce

haha, ok, make-belief time is over!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[IntoTheNeon]

I swear I heard "What if the world was made of Faygo". I swear to gog.

[sfstein417]

note gamzee tried to kill dave with all the dradly stuff

[kitwish]

Dave's face. Just. Yes.

[emeraldIntelligence]

That was beautiful.

[kitwish]

This is.... So deep. So motherfucking deep. I cried.

[CapnCapricorn]

1:53 Ninja robots...Brobot, anyone? :o)

[VocaloidKitsu]

Wait if karkat's hands are hot pockets it means someone stole his hands. Payback for taking sollux's?

[WolfByte0]

@VocaloidKitsu kk 2teal2 hand2

[Trogdorbad]

Oh god yes We Ran Out of CD Space

[seafireofatlantis]

what if???? (daydreams) OOOOH FUCKING SHIT!!!

[DeathByZombiez]

Those drawings

B E A U T I F U L.

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

Gamzee, Gamzee, Gamzee, have you been eating Sopor pie again?

[WhataUlookinAt]

WhAt iF yOuR pOoL wAs FiLlEd WiTh FaYgOsAuCe?~♫

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

what if your mouth was filled with... BROKEN GLASS, AND FIRE ANTS, and dreamy jumbalaya.

[Migglecraft]

If my pool was filled with fapple sauce I'd probably throw up.

Then subsequently terminate the man/men responsible for producing said fapple sauce.

[Hoshinota1]

What is homestuck? I'm kinda new to this...

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

@Hoshinota1

You will get the same basic answer from everyone: It's really hard to explain. You ever watched Red VS Blue? Yeah its all comedic and serious at the same time just like RvB. Homestuck is an entireley original webcomic by an amazing man named Andrew Hussie. There are lots of characters, everyone has at least 2 that they hate and 2 that they like. Read and you'll understand what I mean.

[naturluvr14]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP COMBINING THE THINGS I LOVE ASDJFKSL

You. This. Awesome in so many ways.

[xXAnxietyAttackXx]

I now know the meaning of life.

[Ladonaru]

This is about as deep as Gamzee will get.

[xtweela]

... I've seen everything now.

[chimeracrusher]

why can't i stop listening?

[thatonegirludontknow]

WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT?

[MusicaGirl101]

I thought it said fapplesause.... is that just me?

[kuzuhidanlover]

whoah man

THIS GAVE ME INSIGHT

intenseeeee

[KoiFishRule]

2:01 More like:what if your pool was filled with faygo

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

@KoiFishRule Well it did sound like he'd said fapplesauce... so... Faygo applesauce? That would be so cool.

[SukiChan131]

this has changed my veiw on life, forever.

[ElanorPam]

this is beautiful and also the super total truth of everything forever.

[gaaragirlgo98]

my brain hurts.

[TheWarnerSister]

There may not be a literal dad made of ninja robots, but Bro comes pretty close.

[Kitteny101]

Sollux lied.

[otis547checkmeout]

@Kitteny101 He would love a face made out of bumblebees

[Kitteny101]

@otis547checkmeout Definitely.

[Kiamichan17]

'A canon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate'

Damn that would be a lot of people for some people!!

[madsli]

Don't trust the applesauce pool!

[katiethefabulous]

how stoned were you when you wrote this....?

[nordicnerd864]

the puppy dogs...look like gamzee....WHY ARE THEY SO ADORABLE????

[NerdIku3]

DAT NECK B)

[ChrisPG82]

MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS.  :o)

[UnaRampage]

My hands are made of hot pockets. Thanks Gams, I will have nightmares of you eating my hands for the rest of my life.

[Miyamashi]

Hawaii!Tav and Bumblebeeface!Sollux make me die every. Time.

[Zylarlander]

Wow, this song was practically tailored to Gamzee.

[Rockisrandom]

Why doesn't this video have more than 100,000 views?! ;w;

[nabidacat123]

This is truly, the best of Gamzee XD

[ccbug13]

I can totally see Gamzee really singing this .-.

[OMGilovegir]

240p

[TeddyBearLoveable]

uH,,,i THINK i CAN BE UH,,,HAWAII,,,

[ialtplus3you]

KK, why? Why diid you 2teal my hand2?

[Wafflepal]

@ialtplus3you

SOLLUX, HOW MANY CUPCAKES DID YOU EAT?

[ChuckGreen3]

asking to troll here so... awwww its a puppy doggy :D v.v ^.^ AHHHHHHH SO CUTE

[kojack5555]

What if the world was made of glazed dounuts?

You would be like

man that's FUCKING sweeet.

[jessica4972]

S O B B I N G

[CarcinoGenetisist]

FUCK GAMZEE,GET OFF MY HANDS

[505izzy01]

this shits divine

like the singing of fuckin angels

[RanatashiShikon]

I love Gamzee and Psychostick <3 :0)

[yaoidemon101]

WUUUUUUUUUT? .__________. I dun' know what just happened to my brain, I like I'm gonna implode.

[vzooper]

HEY ALLY!!! IM WATCHING THIS VIDEO TOO!!!!!! :D

[MayuhoHiruhota]

OMFG its Dogzmee!!! Or is it Pupzmee? XD

[devilsweetkiss]

@MayuhoHiruhota pugzee..

[MayuhoHiruhota]

@devilsweetkiss XD Ok thanks!!!

[theC4K3is4lie]

PSYCHO-FUCKING-STICK

[vzooper]

creamy jumbalaya...

[13XZero]

uHH, tHIS IS, uM, pRETTY NICE, mAYBE. uHH, gAMZEE, yOU HAVE A, rEALLY NICE VOICE, i GUESS,

[blahjuju]

I don't mind burning jambalaya, but broken glass and fire ants...not pleasant.

[triplesevenadmin]

pool of applesauce... hmm... yea i can live with that...

[simone2897]

I showed this to my Mom, at first she was really annoyed until the part about peeing out of your nose.

[Patatoamigo]

this is beautiful. life is beautiful.

[animefangirl5556]

Try the hot pockets, They're breath taking



[CollectedMusic]

Did he just say fapplesauce?

1:54

[kittencute2]

Gamzee thinks the word is made out of a doughnut <33 I LOVE YOU GAMZEE

[welchbadass]

cannon penis?

[IIsUltimateFailurez]

THAT DOG.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFT