The workings of Patrick's mind.

[SquarePantsMan1]

SPILLED MILK

[Lucap1000]

If someone here doesn't know what enigma means, you have problems or are 4 year old...

[Rhyddry]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[BattousaiShingetsu91]

I know the feeling pat, no one understands the inner mechanations of my mind either.

[RandomDominoGuy]

Wait, he said "mechanitions"...doesn't he mean "mechanisms"??? MISTAKE CAUGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!...*ahem*...I LOVE EARTH!

[hellxia]

@RandomDominoGuy i think he said "machinations"

[fallennightmare6]

@RandomDominoGuy no 5.th grader machinations is a real word it means the plotting of a an act. enigma means a puzzling situation. learn then write please.

[hrovat97]

i just learnt a new way of saying my milk spilt

[l4dhunter200]

anybody else notice the real life lag after the carton falls? *falls...spills*

[KawaiiKreate]

Same thoughts

[mattybuy22]

press 3 then 2 to make patrick say "big butt"

[jmario232]

In my opinion true Spongebob ended after the movie. The executive producer was just demoted to a producer and the current executive cannot even make a decent script to save his own hide.

[FlyingGold]

why is this recommended to me?

[DerBelmont]

Oh the good old episodes. I like them much more then the new ones...

[tritanproductions]

I don't get it? What's he trying to say?

[layzee510]

8 years later i still dont get this fucking joke :(

[WisforWumbo]

Press 5 for Ermac.

[FxHFilms]

press 7 for INIGMA

[joeyhugg]

Press four for a gasp.

[MacToTheCheese]

shut the hell up and watch spongebob

[crashnburner187]

The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma. But knowing patrick, they're an enigma to even himself.

[Wesley683]

GODDAMNIT WHAT DOES THE CAPITALISTIC SOCEITY HAVE TO DO WITH SPONGEBOB? ITS POINTLESS

[sonicboom454]

@Wesley683 They're just joking, dude. Lighten up.

[Wesley683]

@sonicboom454 im not angry from that....its just that im thinking wtf everytime

[FlamingForce]

@UnlimitedCatrules You never watched batman? :D

[whitewolf4736]

5 year old brother: i want to watch rela-vis-in

Me: its pronounced television and go ahead i got homework to do

30 minutes later

Me: you was very quiet what were u watching

5 year old little brother: Spongebob

Me: don't watch too much TV it will rot your brain

5 year old little brother: it cant do that the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Me: [Google] what is an enigma

[MidtownMadness2Fan]

XD This is mad funny XD FAVORITED

[marioskywalker64]

@elderpredator195 :D

[MyHihi100]

The Inner Machamacians Of My Mind Are An Enigma..... The Enigma: o_o

[marioskywalker64]

That was deep........

[201stars]

im starting to think patrick plays dumb, he's probably the smartest dude in bikni bottom

[ILikeZooper]

Thumb Up if this video should have at least 1 zillion like not lower than 1mil

[goodflo911]

I lol'd

[Guitarherometalfan]

Hmm im thinking dirty table :D

[dEndiProductions]

The fallen milk carton represents an inevitable completion of the Chaos Theory, as all forms of matter, even black holes, will be fractured into indefinitely small existances until there is nothing left.

[WeresMyChampagne]

...hes saying his mind is very complicated..

[kyledcheater459]

He was thinking that in the outside world(which is particularly our world) a box of milk will/should or currently spill.

[ObscuroSknim1234]

It's spilled milk...

[magzter5]

I didn't understand half of what he said

[OverNineThousandths]

at least they didnt cry....

[MasterLuigi1992]

this makes me wanna have a glass of milk

[Philipfry89]

omfg so funny

[walinghammedia]

if spongebob is an open book and patrick spilled milk everywhere that means hes an open book too because he left the lid

if you give a thumbs up for this comment please comment on my channel and i'll watch your videos and subscribe to me

[NarutoSJAnime]

Patrick is L.

[ConfusedProud]

There are some pretty intricate theories about what the milk represents here.

Looks like a spunking knob to me.

[MetalMaster560]

Enigma: A puzzling or inexplicable occurrence or situation.

Just to save you the google search. :D

[Melilithia]

@Callin: Never thought on it before, but yeah. o.o

[MuNoZ243]

Patrick sure knows his vocabulary. 

[defjux760]

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. love that line.

[velocity20110507]

@joshhhyyyyy this isn't new you dumbass, and kids don't even understand what's going on during half the episode, I know i didn't til now

[Joshhhyyyyy]

i think they made the new spongebobs gay because most kids wont understand what most of these mean (ex. enigma)

[smorinator]

Macconations is this spelled right please respond

[PrivateFrye]

NOW-SOMEONE-GONNA-DRINK-THAT-M­ILK!!!!

[Maxesponja]

@CallinWire gravity 

[jenniaqua]

I don't even think Partick knows what those words mean...

[doublemagikarp]

@jenniaqua neither do i but i say it in every conversation

[rhedsox27]

They should've stopped making them after Stephen Hillenberg left.

[Ranchor489]

@rhedsox27 What!!! I thought he became the executive producer!!!

[DerBelmont]

@Ranchor489 From season 1-3 he was the executive producer. After that he became one of the producers.

[MetalGodXP]

@rhedsox27 he left? sh*t that's what makes the new episodes suck

[Mickeymike4565]

@rhedsox27 hell yeah!!

[Zorethcaliber]

@rhedsox27 I don't get how he went from Creator to Executive Producer

[c4mac11]

i just learned what enigma means.. i'm 16

[KingHenry144life]

and this is suppose to be for kids lol?

[Link504]

LOL

[NegativeEnergyX2000]

The dislike bar is the size of Justin Bieber's wang.

[kndwin003]

@NegativeEnergyX2000 what dislike bar there nothing there

[TheObjo]

Press 3 a bunch for Patrick slamming his head against a box

[AJKiki21]

that was ma milk =O

[sonicedhoedown1]

This will mindfuck you harder than Inception

[btrm98]

but it's nothing to cry about or anything...

[ClubNintendo1000]

Patrick rules lol

[wapperott]

his mind is made over spilt milk

[numba1pimpcess]

spongebob's face in the background was like "you are so full of shit". lol

[MrLOL9999]

the top comment has more likes than the video.

[JackJack2k]

i cried over spilt milk after this

[Xiquad]

when i saw this at the first time i laughed my pants off :D thats so funny :D i wish that spongebob episodes would never end, like from 1 to ∞ so we all could watch it forever!!!

[Ramonajunie3]

lol "The inner machinitions of my mind are an enigma" *milk spills*

[Zabimaru1221]

@Ramonajunie3 congratz you just managed to repeat 3/4 of the lines in the video

you're now as smart as the new spongbob squarepants show -___-

[Ramonajunie3]

@Zabimaru1221 It's so strange how you chose this single comment out of all the other ones exactly like it. It really, really is. I agree it was stupid. I don't know why I commented it. The new SB episodes are really stupid, too.

[TenebrousNight]

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." For those of you totally brain-dead, this sentence basically means that what Patrick thinks about and ponders is very brooding and mysterious. We then take a look at the spilled carton of milk for further elucidation. Does the spilled carton of milk symbolize the regression from a capitalistic society to one of a more dictatorial regime, or is it a satire on modern culture and a return of the oppression faced by the middle-class? You decide.

[116dast]

how to fuck do you make this out of that one sentence

[beamerball666]

@TenebrousNight I appreciate when people try to get others to think but honestly do you get punched in the face on a daily basis?

[CourtneyDaiTV]

@TenebrousNight i'm not going to lie that flew over my head can you dumb it down a bit

[MasutaMantoruri]

@TenebrousNight or maybe its just spilled milk in a kids show

[mercinary909]

@TenebrousNight i......dont know man stop asking me theas questions .....they scare me.

[sirhchris2000]

this somehow reminds me of Freakazoid....

[dalektaliban]

the collpased milk represents the inevetable collapse of a democratic society into the descent of nihilism due to societeys dependence on finite energy rescources

[OolabaSwa]

@dalektaliban You just won the internet.

[superjboy16]

@dalektaliban WTF!?

[ISPTOOPI]

@dalektaliban hahahahaha Patrick is smarter than I thought xD

[MEYERS3000]

@dalektaliban Clearly.

[HuggableSpongebob]

@dalektaliban OH WISE ONE, MAKE THAT A LITTLE MORE SIMPLER. I'M ONLY 9

[Suspi13]

@dalektaliban Well explained, sir. Well explained.

[DuckFTWXD]

@dalektaliban i love you.

[MasutaMantoruri]

@dalektaliban or maybe not

[Madvillane]

@dalektaliban f..k...

[skullythebloger]

@dalektaliban The surface it spilt onto is Iraq.

[dalektaliban]

the collpased milk represents the inevetable collapse of a democratic society into the descent of nihilism due to societeys dependence on finite energy rescoruces.

[iEviLxHD]

why the fuck is this recommended to me?

[Doodlebug4life1]

ha! luv it

[MisterBankz]

LOL I say this to people all the time

[stardollmakeup13]

1 person cannot comprehend patricks mind

[TheYO064]

The inner machinations of 1 person's mind are an enigma.

[tejojo]

Who dares to dislike this?

[greendayfanman01]

wut the hell is a enigma?

[icebreakersix1nine]

@greendayfanman01 a mystery sorta thing

[SoAsianTv]

Oh, Patrick, how we love your enigma... :)

[ThePhantom710]

Patrick's thoughts are in WW2 Nazi code?

[acalanesfootball86]

anyone actually know what enigma means?

[ThePhantom710]

@acalanesfootball86

The coded messaging system used by the Nazis during WW2.

[PandemoniousPanda]

I love pressing 9 for spilt milk...

[chibinekodemon]

One of the best episodes ever.

[WebVMan]

If milk spills and no one is around, does crying still happen?

[Nessthegreat]

As a kid, I had no idea what "enigma" or "machinations" meant. I just thought it was funny as hell when the milk spilt.

[bonusmonis]

@Nessthegreat me too!

[DDRcutieXPNARUTO]

1) OMG GHOST MILK!

2) Welp, there's no use crying over it *dudum ch*

[CallinWire]

The enigma is: What caused the milk to spill?

[Mloenkaugm]

@CallinWire The answer to this very enigma is that the milk carton is haunted. The milk inside of the carton didn't agree to that, and moved around inside of the carton, causing the carton to fall and the milk to spill.

Or wind.

Or a guy was using invisibility spray and simply tipped over the milk carton.

[AeroRanger100]

@CallinWire probably patrick's secret string. lol

[Cesariono]

I scroll through the comments and I KNEW no-one would spell it right.

MACHINATIONS PEOPLE. M-A-C-H-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-S. Think "Machine" then ditch the "-e" and stick an "-ation" on there.

[NuclearPopcorn]

The inner mechantions of 1 persons mind are not an enigma

[bioniclemac300]

got mlik

[videolgs95]

looks like one person spillled their milk

[tronlgrid69]

Wait.. SPILT MILK?!?!? THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT?!

[Nionf]

winning!

[rileybrandon2]

this would've had 100 likes if it wasn't for that dislike

[ezio0000]

@peppermintandcupcake thats a good question...

[peppermintandcupcake]

ever wonder why patricks eyelids are purple

[XxtinctionxX]

...am i the only one who has no idea what patrick said?

[ClerkBill]

@XxtinctionxX nope xD

[PIXLnxt]

this is probably my favorite joke from spongebob

[need4speed209]

0:07 patrick's face is also an enigma... lol

[need4speed209]

the ***** who disliked this video... THE SPILT MILK SHUD HAUNT HER/HIM

[Perfefernefer]

HOW DID THAT MILK FALL OVER BY ITSELF??

[STICKGUYMB]

My life in 3 milky seconds.

[magnetchill]

this is pretty much my daily life...

[ChocolateGirl5100]

Wow I didn't think Patrick knew such big and complicated words...

[tronlgrid69]

What's an enigma?

[international153]

@tronlgrid69 A mystery.

[sonicboom454]

Trust me, you don't wanna know the inner machinations of MY mind.

[somenooby]

at least he didnt cry over it.

[iwantmyzero]

These were the good old spongebobs.

[supersnow17]

first time i never understood what patrick said

[garysnail123]

How did that milk carton tip over again?

[XRosyBladeAlchemyX]

@garysnail123 i don't think we'll ever know...the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma...

[LeonNLK]

Thumbs up if you miss the old Spongebob.

[winglessangelful]

@LeonNLK the new ones r so bad

[Ignore14]

@winglessangelful i know.

[ComJacker]

@LeonNLK Watch my YouTube Poop Resources video and you can watch almost every single SpongeBob episode!

[Roshua666]

1 person intentionally hit the dislike button because they disliked it. Novel concept?

[LordUrias2]

i didn't know Patrick thought about Jeff Hardy!

[yohb7]

@LordUrias2 how does jeff hardy look anythin like a bottle of spiled milk

[LordUrias2]

@yohb7 do you even get the joke?

[yohb7]

@LordUrias2 yeah enigma but still dont see what jeff hardy and a bottle of milk have in common just cause he said enigma which was jeff hardys nickname

[LordUrias2]

@yohb7 exactly.

[ClerkBill]

1 person cried over spilled milk

[TheFlyingMantis]

61 people hit the buttons that look like advanced handjobs.

[tijuanamarisol666]

1 person only thinks about milk not spilling

[Scathe8000]

this show was so brilliant

[crazyjohn88cp]

1 person spilt there milk

[knucklesXrouge2256]

ah.....starfish wisdom........

[godzillaguy1336]

Come with cerial if you are going inception on his mind.

[FromtheWordsofBR]

The person who disliked this cried over spilled milk.

[JamesS92692]

1 Person Cried When The Milk Spilled.

[alejandro1000o]

#LOL