*phones rehab center* "Hello, this is the REHAB CENTER, THE FACILITY PUT IN PLACE TO HELP PEOPLE DEAL WITH THEIR NARCOTICS ADDICTIONS" "Hi... I'm currently tabbing a mixture of afghan opiates and anti-freeze while sitting on a lit bong burning purple grandaddy, and snorting large amounts of pure cocaine, then chasing that whole thing with a few E' and crack rock the size of your ass cheek, I need help to beat my addiction, from this the REHAB CLINIC" "... Can I help you?"
umm ok one your a loser for saying prank call virgin trying to sound cool two you need to shut the fuck up and learn how to piss people off cause i think anyone will agree if you piss some one off in a prank call you will laugh way harder you dick sucking faggot ass butt licking ball sucking bitch
@Autoclesis umm ok one your a loser for saying prank call virgin trying to sound cool two you need to shut the fuck up and learn how to piss people off cause i think anyone will agree if you piss some one off in a prank call you will laugh way harder you dick sucking faggot ass butt licking ball sucking bitch
*Calls rehab center* Uhmm I do cocaine and I need help please i'm ruinging my life and my familys... Cocaine? Sorry you have wrong number cant help you. Fail
Wow that was an epic epic epic EPIC fail on the rehabs centers fault, that couldve been a real person with a real coke problem and the stupid ass lady answering a phone AT A REHAB CENTER apparently doesnt know what cocaine is, retards I swear
This is why only AMERICANS should be on the phone with tech support/anything else. Stupid asswipes like this cant even understand "I do cocaine"...Hotel? Go back to fucking india.
Lol funny as shit
cheyannesmith76 2 weeks ago
Not so good
jessehchalfant 3 weeks ago
Sounds more like towlie
sindaras 3 weeks ago
This woman probably does cocaine herself..
theamvgirlx 4 weeks ago
They Need to Make a Dr Rockzo Soundboard for prank Calling.. Good IDEA!!!
FrankiethePirate813 1 month ago
Sounds more like Towlie
Jtyild16 1 month ago 4
You need to c-c-c-work more on my c-c-c-voice!
RockzoCokane69 1 month ago 4
Anybody else think it was there skype hanging up there for a second? xD
godslayerbrian 1 month ago
Lol Ya sound like Tyrone Biggums, off of Chappelle's Show!
420kiefhash420 1 month ago 2
@420kiefhash420 Am I late for the 5 o clock free crack giveaway?
smoky4201111 1 month ago
Im dr. rockso the rock and roll clooooooooooooooown
TheBowlofgreens 1 month ago
how do you not understand that the man does cocain!?!?!?
KevinTheCreeper818 1 month ago
What a dumb bitch...
Thurbane316 1 month ago
wow that woman is a fuckin tool! hahaha that guy's voice fuckin murders me
ECCHOSIERRA 1 month ago
This lady needs to be fired. XD
catchthefox212 1 month ago
Dude, you forgot to stutter, randomly go c-c-c-c-cocaine!!
AznChocoBBT 2 months ago
GAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emoboysbox 2 months ago
they should fire that dumbass lady if it was a real thing she wouda fucked up
mannysykes 2 months ago
Haha nice
theoneandonlysarab 2 months ago
Wow the lady at that rehab center really sucks ass. Yea she sounded indian.... and lost as fuck!
IamAlwaysRight 2 months ago
I DO COCAINE.
cuntsgab 2 months ago
This video was completely stupid and an utter waste of my time...
until "Who is that lady? And why won't she help me...?" ._.
Then I died of laughter.
Dageki 2 months ago
India... I don't live there! >8(
FlinckShinesOn 2 months ago
@MsHallass shut up or I will beat ya, u preak
CivfcNeuro 2 months ago
She doesn't do cocaine!
febbra2 2 months ago
nahhhhhh
limewirevampire 2 months ago
fucking beaner
tanman965 2 months ago
who is that woman and why wont she help him?
MsGibsonexplorer 3 months ago
"I do cocaine!"
- "You are in a hotel?"
How the fuck did that retarded bitch get this job. I bet the drugs maffia has something to do with it!
DetogorgoN 3 months ago
Outsourcing!
Shinge42 3 months ago
I DO COCAINE
Kitsune7Kyuubi 3 months ago
fucking beaners
natedog2069 3 months ago
It's C-C-C-COCAINE you jackass, and you have to be high on it to sound like rockso.
blaketheawesomedude 4 months ago 17
"Are you in hotel?" 1:01 "I clean room?"
Dedricus102 4 months ago
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Dedricus102 4 months ago
if its a rehab center they should help
auxbel 4 months ago
I dont'erstain wrong numbar...
BillKillerz 4 months ago 2
stupid mexicans
TheOnekoner999 4 months ago
That lady is a fucking bitch. somebody needs help and she just turns them down... fuck her XD
Krassenator 4 months ago
He sounds like towelie
MrMetallicakid13 4 months ago
god shes dumb as fuck
zeroofcaleb 4 months ago
"Ah you in hoterr?"
SuperIlluminaughty 4 months ago
I like how thees 666 likes
XxHxCRaverxX 4 months ago
omg look AT THE LIKES 666 MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
parasythe 4 months ago
I cant hear you O.o
kimmeco2 4 months ago
You're such a towel.
TaimaDjinn 4 months ago
sounds like michal jackson
xaldinsbaby 5 months ago
cooking?
SilvahDot 5 months ago
good enough lmao
AlexaAtrocity 5 months ago
Who in their right mind asks someone who barely speaks English to answer phones?
mysterykcad 5 months ago 9
@mysterykcad Mexicans
45thundertrain 3 months ago
Your voice should have been a little raspier. Otherwise it isn't bad.
UNowentheSandvich 6 months ago
@UNowentheSandvich He also could've thrown in a couple "Ba-ba-ba-baby"s in there too.
mynameisfez11 5 months ago 3
I'm trying hard not to be mad at this women for having such bad English.
SkizzyMcfrazzlepop 6 months ago
@SkizzyMcfrazzlepop her english is bad, but her spanenglish is perfec!
TheDh0ffryn 6 months ago 2
Fucking stupid
blacklabelqlewis 6 months ago
closer to towally than Dr. Rockso
omgitsjk101 6 months ago
Jesus Christ, that's 10 seconds of my life I'll never get back..
zsybrant 6 months ago
LOL
Pamahana97 7 months ago
Dude, this is amazing! I put this as my ring tone after I recorded it and I cant wait until it goes off in class! LMFAO!
XXxAshl3y 7 months ago
"Talk to me"
Terry Tibbs snuck in there. :-/
KongoXIIV 7 months ago 4
@KongoXIIV
Haha another brother!
ahnhenden 6 months ago
And you really do sound like towelie lol
MortuaryHarvest 7 months ago
Hahahaha Fuck that women is stupider than the stupidest mother fucker on this planet!!
MortuaryHarvest 7 months ago 3
You sound like Towelie!!
deathxxmarch 7 months ago 2
AcacacacaYEAAAHH!
warpedwiselegoman 7 months ago
"No, no, mr superman no home..."
falconer333 7 months ago
did you call a rehab clinic or fucking customer help in india?
M1neCraftProduction 7 months ago
Sorry but that is a shit impersonation! You sound more like Micheal Jackson than Dr. Rockzo!
pixelwhore88 7 months ago 2
Well, now we know what they did with all the drugs.
Oiaku 7 months ago
"Are you in hotel?"
"No, no I'm not."
briantotse3 7 months ago
That woman is fucking dumb
rococoness 7 months ago 91
@rococoness she is asian
Pitlord1470 4 months ago
@rococoness of course she is...she just learned english
ThaProd1gy 2 months ago
@ThaProd1gy Lol you mean "engrish"? XD
Mordhause 2 months ago
@Mordhause Lmao
ThaProd1gy 1 month ago
what you did with the speakers earned you a thumbs up. your name earned a subscribe.
Zintendo 8 months ago
haha this is Towlie....doing a Doctor Rockso Impression.... thats the Melody to ...I DO COCAINE!!
Strangeth0ughts 8 months ago
sounds more like towelee
AlecProductions 8 months ago 98
@AlecProductions
LOL, it does sound like towliee
Shadowlit001 8 months ago
skype :)))
MetalHead2219 8 months ago
he doesnt even say it right
SGguy0425 8 months ago
"i can see my dead ancestors and hamsters... they're telling me to do cocaine"... LMAO
ServantMoon 8 months ago
Probably should've practiced yelling for extended periods of time. It's not Dr. Rockzo if you aren't screaming.
Exccentrous1 8 months ago
This is dumb but funny.
rgbain1 8 months ago
no soundboards? at all?
iamthechanceman 9 months ago
@iamthechanceman Yeah, definetly need a soundboard.
fridun007 9 months ago
I guess this is another one of those videos that need to be in 240p to hear the audio clearly :/
PokeOakly96 9 months ago
HEY!!! YOU WERE ON SKYPE!!! (??)
anemokidzac 9 months ago 3
I dun undahstahnd! Yu hav rong numbuh.....
anemokidzac 9 months ago
this is fucking stupid.
americanzero582 9 months ago
I think you called Hotel Maintenance by mistake...
Karlfalcon 9 months ago
"I do Cocaine."
"Are you in hotel?"
"I can't help you sorry about that."
GodSquadMandrake 9 months ago
sounds like towley from south park.
tacovshotdog 10 months ago
@tacovshotdog no it sounds like Dr. Rockso on metalocalypse T_T
MegaMetalhead98 9 months ago
*phones rehab center* "Hello, this is the REHAB CENTER, THE FACILITY PUT IN PLACE TO HELP PEOPLE DEAL WITH THEIR NARCOTICS ADDICTIONS" "Hi... I'm currently tabbing a mixture of afghan opiates and anti-freeze while sitting on a lit bong burning purple grandaddy, and snorting large amounts of pure cocaine, then chasing that whole thing with a few E' and crack rock the size of your ass cheek, I need help to beat my addiction, from this the REHAB CLINIC" "... Can I help you?"
suckitfuckerIDC 10 months ago
i do cocaine
fatfolk225 10 months ago
sounds like towliieeeee and dr rockso put into one
pinchefatass 10 months ago
sounds like this was a hotel...
Lirrink1776 10 months ago
LMFAO the dude has a cocaine problem and the bitch can't help him.....the world is fucked up
emurami 10 months ago
This had to be the most freakin awesome thing ever heard lol
hillsidedeathcrew666 10 months ago
sounds like towlie from south park
ocho8murph 10 months ago
AR U IN OTEL.
I CAN SOLY.
sanjichaz 10 months ago
You need to stress your voice more. You're trying to be timid and quiet...Rockso is neither. He doesn't just do cocaine. HE DOES COCAINE!!!!!!
TheAndrewsterner 10 months ago
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TheTheDontae 10 months ago
umm ok one your a loser for saying prank call virgin trying to sound cool two you need to shut the fuck up and learn how to piss people off cause i think anyone will agree if you piss some one off in a prank call you will laugh way harder you dick sucking faggot ass butt licking ball sucking bitch
staticx12334 10 months ago
i dun understand
thegreatsamurai82 10 months ago
crack is wack bro, weed is what you need
tJustSoup 10 months ago
Ever try prank calling the Westboro Baptist Church? Their automated messages are funny...but unfortunately, you can only leave a message. XD
mcwave40 10 months ago
1:29 Skype sound?
2fast4theWin 11 months ago
@2fast4theWin call was probably made through skype, you can do that.
MileyDOMOKUNpugs 11 months ago
you sound more like herbert from family guy "Hey buddy wanna popsicle? I've got a whole box of popsicles in the cellar!"
Hilariousity 11 months ago
why they are in a rehab center but wont help people who do drugs hhmhmmhh
34rawfish 11 months ago
never prank call wlmart asking for there biggest thing of vasaline...it leads to an awesome conversation
nukemyasshole 11 months ago
lmfao!
StopTheBoredom 11 months ago
haha, it's creepy when he says, "No, keep talking to me..." I <3 u Dr. Roxo.
scoobyeyes 11 months ago
I wish my hamster would hand me cocaine.
XDcommunity 11 months ago
you called a hotel idiot
MarkyMarkEckstein 11 months ago
KAKAKA YEA
GTFODeathknight 11 months ago
FAIL. its only funny when the people you prank call get really pissed off...
staticx12334 11 months ago
@staticx12334
Spoken like a true prank call virgin.
Confusion is the desired result of any prank call.
Autoclesis 11 months ago
@Autoclesis umm ok one your a loser for saying prank call virgin trying to sound cool two you need to shut the fuck up and learn how to piss people off cause i think anyone will agree if you piss some one off in a prank call you will laugh way harder you dick sucking faggot ass butt licking ball sucking bitch
staticx12334 10 months ago
He sounds like Towlie from south park XD
GothicKingCobra52 1 year ago 8
OH GAWD ITS AWESOME!
StealthNull 1 year ago
That's Consuela on the phone!!!
bigcrapper96 1 year ago 2
@bigcrapper96 "We need more lemon Pledge... -_-"
shamone12345678910 11 months ago
ha good voice impression, sounds just like him
MonkeyTardis 1 year ago
lmao you sound pretty spot on
SpottedPillow 1 year ago
who is that lady?... and why won't she help me?
omgprinniesdood 1 year ago
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cars812 1 year ago
the lady is indian
dracula19148914 1 year ago
you sound more like towelie lol
ugotpwnzored 1 year ago 3
coooooooocaiiiiiin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
TheUltradarklink 1 year ago
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hank hill: I DO PROPANE
cars812 1 year ago
cuz u fail but nice try
SurgicalSteelNipple 1 year ago
fucking stooped.
sMashedpotatoes1 1 year ago
You should make a prank call that says,"Wanna get high?"
gabrielran14 1 year ago
lol towlie
letstouchballs 1 year ago
hes got the mannerism down... just needs to work on the actual voice
trousersnake91 1 year ago
lol 0:48 i don understand wrong number. What you need help? haha failure. His voice is pretty crappy too. But its kinda funny
DethkandyFUN 1 year ago
wow that lady makes me want to choke her until the capillaries in her freaking eyes pop blood red.
81solidsnake 1 year ago 3
Hey, guess what..... I do cocane.
ThePAIN1488 1 year ago
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dont forget to bring a towel
cupcakegurl01 1 year ago
aj u in hotlell?
Rhandahl 1 year ago
why do they insist on putting immigrants on every help line
V1K1NG94 1 year ago
Sounds like a mexican woman is answering the phone... Nuff Said?
OnyxBeastGuitar 1 year ago
epic...FAIL! still funny though, lol!
KHaos133 1 year ago
"Cooking!?"
gloobmet 1 year ago
"I do cocaine!"
"No, no, we need more lemon Pledge."
m415mike 1 year ago 220
@m415mike no no no. i have no money
krisaf778 9 months ago
they are a rehab center and dont know what "I need help, I do cocaine" means... that is the true meaning of fail
MileyDOMOKUNpugs 1 year ago 176
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Dinostank 11 months ago
SOUNDS LIKE STEWART FROM MAD TV LMAO
mterreald 1 year ago
@mterreald that was what i was going to say.
pyromaniarules 1 year ago
this is a terrible rockso voice
dallasdoby3 1 year ago
michale jackcson!
battleaxe6108 1 year ago
*Calls rehab center* Uhmm I do cocaine and I need help please i'm ruinging my life and my familys... Cocaine? Sorry you have wrong number cant help you. Fail
silverbullet135 1 year ago 4
this bitch doesn't know he needs help he does a lot of cocaine... seriously
bvb559 1 year ago
u disgrace dr. rockso and his cocaine
tonysk25 1 year ago 5
How old was that phone book? Was Nixon still in it? XD
Orethrius 1 year ago
Nice effort dude but you need some WORK ON THAT DR ROCKZO VOICE
exercisegirl 1 year ago
cokin?
Scone54 1 year ago
they have non american ppl to work at US businesses because they cost less and I do cocaine
hot1cold0 1 year ago
Wow that was an epic epic epic EPIC fail on the rehabs centers fault, that couldve been a real person with a real coke problem and the stupid ass lady answering a phone AT A REHAB CENTER apparently doesnt know what cocaine is, retards I swear
PrevalentDisease 1 year ago 7
Corny i would of done better with rockzo
superiormentality 1 year ago
This is why only AMERICANS should be on the phone with tech support/anything else. Stupid asswipes like this cant even understand "I do cocaine"...Hotel? Go back to fucking india.
brenchtoast44 1 year ago
@brenchtoast44, Oh yeah because clearly Americans are the most intelligent race in the world.
Devilsdrivers666 1 year ago
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@Devilsdrivers666 Glad you see it my way.
brenchtoast44 1 year ago
@Devilsdrivers666 American isn't a race lmfao
sabbath465 1 year ago
@Devilsdrivers666 Da-dada Dumb ass
demonshot424 1 year ago
my friend can do his voice very well
thearchinquisiter 1 year ago
lol my friend can do his vaice very well
thearchinquisiter 1 year ago
OWNAGE PRANKS IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!! but this is still funny
thedragonforce10 1 year ago
almost... just need to put some rasp in your voice... and maybe add a "cacaca" before cocaine :D
HaRv3sT3RoFsOrRoW 1 year ago
Dondurstand, you call wrong number....
TheGuitarkid15 1 year ago
sounds like michael jackson to me
Spodi89 1 year ago