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  • Inventor?

  • Man...I want to push buttons and get paid for it

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    bill gates is a so great wonderful microsoft / windows computer man,,,

    ussr russia is NONE,,,

    steve job is a so great wonderful apple / mac computer man,,,

    ussr russia is NONE,,,

    that is why ussr russia use 2 american computers in ussr land

  • Bill Gates is so calm as he is thinking "I make more each day than this guy makes in his entire life"

  • Bill Gates eugenist morron.

  • hahahaa =P! i still love windows and gates!

  • Proof that PC sucks.

    I bet Gates uses a mac at home!

    APPLE FTW!!!

  • @CriticShrute I don't think it was Microsoft's equipment failing in this case. Bill was right, all he has to do is press the button. I mean, I do this all the time on this computer and it runs. I think there may suspect there may have been a problem with the remote. Who knows though.

  • wich show was it when the camera was right in his face and you can see max right behind him in the corner of the screen and he said it looked like a german show or something...please help me out..

  • Lol media center! This is exactly why I never even bothered trying to set that crap up.

  • Bill Gates is fuckin retard

  • @fekibass WTF are you watchin this o.o

  • what was a powerfull yap xD

  • wtf it crashes when i try to play a video fuck man thats fucking annoying!

  • and yet probably you reader have somekind of microsoft hardware in your reach.

  • getamac

  • nah ;p

  • can anyone say awkward interview conan's nervous laughter at the end is so damn funny!!!

  • Look at Gates' face when Conan asks who's in charge of Microsoft, oh...

    If looks could kill Conan would have been toast...

  • i feel sorry for that poor guy...MAC FTW

  • Lol I feel sorry for YOU... Poor guy. LINUX FTW

  • Pentium 3 FTW

  • Ouuuch! Really sucks when your products work the same on a stage as they do at home

  • thats for your shitty powerpoint crashing 4 minutes before i finish my research project presentation on the duck billed platypus!

  • haha my god bullshit get out of here xD

  • HaHaHaHaHa

  • bill gates = no sense of humor.... way too uptight throughout that whole thing just like Windows

  • so wat he is still a good manager and a gr8 inventor

  • @Cobra9876

    mmm, what invention ?

  • @Cobra9876 Huzzah to that!

  • @Cobra9876 Inventor? Google Gary Kildall and CPM. A great business man but inventor my arse!

  • ouch, exactly...

    i think they dropped the ball with vista. (just my opinion though)

  • ouch

  • how the fuck can he be so arrogant and just sit there with out a care that his product just fucked up! No wonder vista is a piece of shit

  • u are dum arnt u...

  • geek

  • ha yeah but he is still richer dan you

  • @oIMrCoolIo So here goes the computer industry. Let's let go of art, creativity and innovation, lets just make a shit load of money and that's all we are going to worry about. Yeah mate, that's just fucking great. Fuck wit!!

  • digitally fired....haha

  • cambiele las pilas al control

  • Typical corporate attitude. Bill knows he can just smile his way through all the failed public demos of his company's software because jackasses all over the world just keep buying and buying this crap!! =P~ Nice work people!

  • bill has $59-billion and yet he cant be asked to get things right..

  • lol you can see that in 1:14 bill gates gets offended

    he stops talking and gets a serious face lol

  • bill gates is such a nerd !

  • u twat if u have windows wiff out im u wunt ave a comp but if u ave a mac still u wunt ave a comp cuz windows inveted the keyboard u dick!

  • Hahahahaha!!!

    What language is that?!

    Are you a monkey?!

    Hahahahaha!!

  • go an dfuck ur self it called slang hear of it? obviously not dick go fuck urself

  • Erm... no. That's not slang. It's the way illiterate people spell things, combined with the typing skills of a person who has lost a few fingers, and the grammar of a moron.

    I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny in your original comment, but if you were, then I'd advise you not to tell too many jokes in public, because your sense of humour will never likely exceed that of a five year old.

  • fuck off u prick dont take the mick out of me cuz i do ave 3 fingers missing on 1 hand its so hard 4 me to type so fuck u and u obviously live in america cuz in this country in it slang(uk) well were i live any 1 so please dont take the mick out of me missing fingers ok????

  • No, I'm Scottish, and you likely do have all of your fingers. That makes you an illiterate liar.

  • dont belive me see if i give a fuck i dont care i no i am missin sum

  • Great, neither of us give a fuck, it seems.

  • you've butchered our language. think the keyboard's important? try typing, not retardation.

  • that shit ain't funny to Mr. Gates.

  • "Who's in charge of Microso- oh, er..."

  • Microsoft Is awesome, allways will be miles ahead of the game. They will never be the underdog Like apple, Linux. Love Linux all u want, preach all u want. Bottom line is it will never be where Microsoft is!! Linux, Xenix, Bollox!!

  • Although this happened, I have never had big major problems with Microsoft.

  • You may need to rephrase that after using Vista

  • i like conan .. but i think hes trying too hard to be funny in this one.

  • I think he's just trying to cover up for Bill Gates's shortcomings.

  • yea. He's trying to entertain as they keep messing up.

  • there is no one funnier then Conan

  • at least at microsoft xD

  • the great thing about microsoft's operating systems is that they are never finished products. they are constantly being updated so that things like this don't happen. and who's to say this was even a software issue?

  • Well, then again, why blame microsoft, I mean, they are only paying out the ass for something that is guaranteed to work, and then it fails. LINUX is community maintained, and never being a finished product isn't so great. How about we just send you that gas tank for your car later, and then the transmission, oh, and how would you like a clutch in the next package?

  • Surely you jest, Linux never being a finished product? Have you even used Linux? I suppose you think windows is a finished product? I guess those service packs and hotfixes are just for the hell of it huh?

  • one of the bests!

  • microsoft sucks!

  • wads your software?

  • are u crazy..do u use shitsoft,or foolsoft,,hey asshole shut up....we thnk bill for microsoft.

  • LOL Bill Gates is trying his best to suppress his anger and frustration near the end when Conan is cracking jokes. It's so funny how hes slouched down in the chair trying to get the damn remote to work. LOL

  • He need batteries for that remote. lol...

  • hahaha

  • Bill Gates, what a moron! Conan O Brian was there to make things run smooth, in case there are glitches, like such. He is the king of funny! Love Connan

  • what makes bill gates a moron? Just because one of his products that he probably didn't design didn't work properly? wow. cynical.

  • Poor Bill... ;p

  • I hate conan

  • i dont think he cares as he has more money than peru

  • eh, so the remote didn't work. I didn't see a crash. This staged presentation isn't the same thing as a person's living room. It's probably just too far from the receiver or something - it works fine in real life.

    Technical glitches happen all the time when you're live. Major broadcast networks (CBS included) quite often can't get their satellites or microphones to work.

  • Funny thing that SEEMS THAT ONLY MICROSOFT had a series of malfunctioning in the most important day: THE PRESENTATION of the product. Try to find cases like that with Apple's products.

  • Or with linux. Ubuntu is free and works better than both Windows and Mac, just ask the Linspire guys, they will tell you that ubuntu is awesome, but theirs is better because it costs money.

  • Well, the point here is in a presentation. I have never seen a Linux public presentation as a product, and I don't mean demonstrations of the effectiveness of tools, git and stuff like that.

    Well, mac is essentially unix so we are in the same boat here. And yes I know ubuntu is good.

  • Apple has had foulups during their presentations. Some people have posted videos of them on this site.

  • Of these two former Harvard students, Conan is definitely my favorite. hehe...Conan couldn't help himself from pointing out the obvious--everything Microsoft does is shit!

  • gates looks quite retarded

  • but he got hoes and money, you don't.

  • he looks pissed off

  • Yea I bet he fired like a couple thousand people because of that.Its not wise to make your billionare boss look like a shit head on national tv

  • i have Windows Media Edition FOOKIN SHITE

  • jus like ur mum,,,he got obesity wallet,and u dnt..

  • Whoa, that look on Gates' face at about 1:20 (after he glances at Conan) reminds me of the look Idi Amin gave after someone actually disputed what he was saying. That pure expression of 'Someone is going to die' (of course, only digitally in this case).

  • Indeed that seems to be the case. Funny stuff.

  • As a very decent and certainly respectful gentleman, it is of much loathe for me to read your terrible comments about my ways of expression. Also, I am absolutely sure that Microsoft created a GUI many centuries before the mighty old dinosaurs ruled the earth - Which is why my religion of Microsoft-worshipping wankers has been created, and is now the predominant religious institution in the United Kingdom (of Sarcasm), and other unexistant countries.

  • Priceless: Bill Gates sitting there realizing that it is actually important to use debuggers and trained programmers.

  • you see, i love windows and i love mac

    i also love linux

    but theres one thing that you can't excuse

    "and datz gud shpleing"

    so afz902k, do yourself a favor and retake elementary spelling before using a computer

  • It's pretty funny how the description says it crashes, when we never actually SEE it crash. All I saw was a remote that didn't work, which could be for many reasons.

  • yeah one main reason microsoft sucks !!!

  • Afz902k learn how to spell you fucking retard.. as you said "you donto knew ow to spel so's don psot abawt it's"

  • afz902k you're saying non-sense, and I'm not talking about your "hureebol taypooes".

    There was a GUI MUCH Before Windows 1, 2, 3 and 3.11. Does "Apple Macintosh" ring a bell?" Also, the graphical level of the first Mac OS (1983) was in the same level of Windows 95 (1995, duh).

    Microsuck ripped everything in all products. IE - Netscape, Windows - MacOS, all IE7 new features - Firefox and much more.

    Btw, Macintosh had mouse before Windows, so stop making up crap.

  • Let afz902k bark, he's a failure and nothing else.

  • Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you? Just because no one loves you doesn't mean you have to take it out on other people.

  • frist, mircomsoft windso's maked a gui when tehr was no text envirmant ok?, than unix coiped macto maked copi, it be bill who am firts's. When xerocs and an mac with unix and's too see mircomsoft maked mouse, they were have moving cursor that which then is move. ok so you donto knew nothin so's don psot abawt it's. microsfot am inventor.

  • Ok you are an absolute loser. No one loves you, you write like a serious retard/dipshit, you probably have no friends for the unique reason you apparently can't express yourself correctly wich probably also means that you are a serious retarded failure. Get a life and when you ''did''go dad's vagina. Cya loser.

  • Hahaha, I guess no one actually sees the wit and sarcasm you posess...bravo.

  • frist, mircomsoft windso's maked a gui when tehr was no text envirmant ok?, than unix coiped macto maked copi, it be bill who am firts's. When xerocs and an mac with unix and's too see mircomsoft maked mouse, they were have moving cursor that which then is move. ok so you donto knew nothin so's don psot abawt it's. microsfot am inventor.

  • hehe

    poor Bill

  • bill is thinking go ahead a mock me i could have you erased from existence lol

  • LOL@ Conan, "and right now nine people are being fired."

  • i wonder what gates is like behind closed doors...like is he as big of a puss as he is on TV or does anyone think he fucking ripps into people like bobby knight?...i dunno could go either way with me

  • great question, fun to think about hahah :-)

  • HAHA! Who's in charge of microsoft...oh right.

  • dudes...get the fuck over it...where would you be without microsoft? seeing as mac os was built on windows...so was linux...?

  • lol are you that fucking stupid it was unix then Dr. Dos then windows dos then mac was the first to come up with the gui and mouse usage,

  • Hey guru.. Xerox came up with the first GUI. Apple just copied how the application worked (windows, menus, etc). And as far as the mouse, Douglas Englehart of Stanford Research Institute invented the mouse WAAAAY back in 1964.

    A lot of the techniques Apple came up with were also copied from other systems and OSes, just like Microsoft does. Why invent when you can copy?

  • Uhhh moron, it was Xerox who actually developed the GUI. Then Unix developed their own Motif. Apple then caught on, finally Windows.

  • frist, mircomsoft windso's maked a gui when tehr was no text envirmant ok?, than unix coiped macto maked copi, it be bill who am firts's. When xerocs and an mac with unix and's too see mircomsoft maked mouse, they were have moving cursor that which then is move. ok so you donto knew nothin so's don psot abawt it's. microsfot am inventor.

  • This is a comment posted by me

  • thanks lol

  • Funny...look how much bigger conan is..he's a giant

  • This video speaks accurately of Microsoft's care for quality. It can work. It's supposed to work. But it sometimes don't work. How do you get to work? Let's see... <scramble scamble scamble>. Ok, there you go. See how well it works. Even in the demo, this process is clearly shown. Sure it does work. Just ignore all the other fuss before it starts working.

  • LOL, put on the whole interview

  • Everybody shaddap. Windows has it's pro's and cons, mac os has it's pro's and cons. I myself prefer Ubuntu Linux, which to me has many pro's, but also has it's share of cons.

  • Everybody shaddap! Bill said "yep!"

  • bill gates is just an illuminati puppet you just need to read "microsoft and the Illuminati bavarian", find in the web

  • Staged , This SUCKS ITS NOT REAL YOU POOR IGNORANT ANT'S

  • This is ultimate comedy.

  • priceless =')

  • this video is so typical of how bad windows sucks. macs just run and you dont have to spend time looking like a jerk like gates did here.

  • your an idiot shove a dildo in yo ass, vista ownz osx biotch, im running media center too and it has never had an error or a virus, all of the mac adds " we dont get viruses" well guess what niether do I

  • grow up much?

  • Lol sure. Windows is notorious for being vulnerable to viruses and crashing every 5 minutes. Apple Mac is for people who prefer quality over...a cheap piece of shit. Don't hate just because you can't afford it.

  • afford it? my pc costs over 5 grand so i dont know what your talking about. Also I have used windows for about 10 years and windows has only crashed on my once and that was when I overclocked my cpu too much so that wasnt even windows fault. I like how you apple fanboys

  • try to imagine that windows crashes. Windows doesnt crash , dumb people who dont know how to use a computer get crashes, and according to my friends which most use mac they're macs crash all the time. not old macs , but macbook pro's and mac pros

  • I have never gotten a virus on one of my windows pcs , and I dont use antivirus software. matter of fact most custom pc's have hardware firewalls if you buy the right mobo, which is something a mac doesnt have. and im done talking to to you mk00y1 because you nothing about technology or kernel errors which plague osx. so good day.

  • windows is vulnerable for viruses because everyone is using it. Nobody cares about making viruses to a operating system only 3% use.

  • Not the whole truth unfortunately, buddy. Just look at some various programming platforms that ms has come up with and you'll see their approach to software development = sloppy hacking.

  • sparks444 has got a point though. If the Mac and Windows market were 50/50, Macs would have more problems.

  • Agreed. But I would venture to say that it would have a lot less problems, or address them a lot better and quicker. But that remains to be seen, if mac/os x even reaches a 20%ish market share then a lot more problems should start to crop up.

  • lmao, how ironic XP

  • why did i even feel sorry for this guy.... good laugh tho..

  • Conan asks "Who's in charge of Microsoft?"

    The look Bill Gates has on his face (at 1:17, 1:22 to 1:30), with him on stage and his software apparently crashing - Priceless!

    Wonder just how many people Bill fired that day?

  • LOL Bill Gates got OWNED!

  • i HATE that connan guy. and i HATE steve jobs. windows vista is beautifull and comes out tomorrow!! cant wait!!

  • eo01415 you are such a poor fool for thinking that Vista is such a great thing :(

  • steve could teach bill a thing or two about keynotes.

  • Face it you guys, even if you insult windows, your still using it. you like linux and mac, but everything u want to use on them is not combatible.

  • Ah, Conan is a legend. :)

  • i doubt it had anything to do with windows.. i have windows xp running on my computer for about 2 years and my computer has yet to crash, or give me a blue screen yet. Most likely problems with the remote

  • shoulda got a mac

  • COnan rules

  • Conan; what a hero.

  • why just my soul? i've got a nice lab top and 200 dvd's. i don't think my soul is worth that much. i mean if she's making the trip over here why not much some cash.

  • Oh man, someone is so fired D:

  • Bill didn't look happy.

  • bill ma quanto sei coglione da 1 a 10?

  • how embarassing, lol.

  • He don't have 2 give away any thing. Your lucky he gives what he gives if you want so much money givin away go make some you fucking assholes

  • 10 point for CONAN I LOVE HIM

    "Who's in charge at microfost?"

    LOOOOOOOOL

  • microfost?

  • Microsloth will always be EVIL. The "charitable" Gates Foundation invests in the same companies that cause the problems they claim they're trying to fix.

    There's an expose in the LA Times called "Dark cloud over good works of Gates Foundation"

  • whoever was in charge of that presentation is getting fired!

    Bill - "Nobody makes me look like a fool! I am the ruler of this puny little planet Muwahahaha"

  • Yes he's worth a lot, but most of it is in stock, which gives him control of the company and an income, a great deal of which he gives away. Quit bitching about someone who does so much and go do something yourself.

  • If Gates is such a philanthropist, then how come he's still so rich? Face it, he's giving away a tiny portion of his loot, like me giving twenty quid a year to a hobo.

    And he 'stole' his first OS's from some guy for $50k.

  • but still he is giving away big money

  • you fail.

    Gates gave away over $29 billion to charities from 2000 onwards

    his entire networth is 53 billion. £20 a year? sure if your entire networth amounts to around £40. Maybe you live in a cardboard box

  • $29 billion since 2000? LOL. I'd love to see some proof, though i'm sure you don't have any. Idiot.

  • i would still be rich too he don't have to give away any money if he dont want to if you wanna give away money go make some you stupid faggot and stop dwelling on him.

  • Damn Conan's laugh at the end made the video. Classic.

  • ha how awkward when was this? at least gates is a mellow dude and conan can improvise

  • yup heard around the world microsoft always fugging up

  • Yeah bill gates is so selffish that he has feed more starving children than all of america combined....yes..so selffish isnt he...

  • Stupid kids stop flaming Microsoft, i wanna see you tomorrow to make a Operative System and to see it installed in the 80% PCs of the world...

  • My god man, M$'s products are so friggin' bad.

  • LOL, conan just couldn't hold it at the end there!!

  • he could use the money for himself but he dont

  • poor men =( everybody is laughing for those jokes

    thats why bill gates dont share his riches

    cuz he is kinda weak just look how is presin the control and i think those jokes breake him off =(

  • Bill Gates gives more money to charity