George W Bush Comedy Quotes

[RaveNeko22]

At least he did better than what we have now..

[mlckiwigirl]

LOL - is this guy high??!

[beers2257]

I never thought id miss this man but i really do!!!! In all honesty, he wasnt a good president, but he didnt give a shit as well, and that says alot..Obama is all stiff, looks like hes got an iron rod shoved in his ass or something...

[pentumplementgum]

Thumbs up if you found this because of patton oswalt referencing "it's hard to put food on your family"!

[MrCaraman11]

I had my whole family over yesterday and I am proud to say i suceeded in putting food on my family.

[mattstagg1973]

For the rest of my life instead of saying "yes" I will be saying "is George Bush an idiot?"

[topgrain]

That guy's train of thought couldn't stay on the tracks if it was welded in place.

[jpmorgan187]

oh man that was an embarrassing 8th years

[1337Bloodhound]

Flood Was Here.

[4284842848]

You will miss Bush when he dies. You might say no but look at the way you treated Michael Jackson.

[Quex01]

Forrest W Bush

[Naviti7]

@Quex01 That's insulting... to Forrest.

[AllGenreMusic]

I can never stop myself from laughing while watching these no matter how many times I've seen the clips.

[atechpriest]

@marcus92682 don't blame the president blame the people who voted him into office

[JessePavlovic10]

what r obgyn's?

[As1music]

priceless...lol..."human beings and fish can coexist peacefully!!"...lol

[17aKaT]

Imagine wat it would be like to see bush when he was in high school and tell him he was going to be pres...maybe he already knew...

[treetoptop]

My question for educators: Is our children learning?

[17aKaT]

I'm not an educator but I can tell you the answer to that. ::Not enough.

[sweetdip27]

@treetoptop (nice question and i really dont mean to ruin it but its :" are our children learning? " hehe sorry)

[kaneissik]

least he did a better job than the nigro

[enyawix]

@gmszach33

He is from a rich family you can buy a degree.

[odetojoy23]

:O omg.

[dudeman1999]

Where was Fox news back then when they needed to try and make the president look like an idiot? Barack Obama stutters and they try and make him look like an idiot....Republicans have a stronghold in the country that we cant even begin to see...sad times we live in...

[ralf7253]

He was soooooo good 4 a larf.

Goes 2 show u don't need much of a brain 2 b elected, LMAO!

[17aKaT]

didn't get popular vote...just have to know some good connections I guess...

[Chainsawcannibal]

Omfg was bush being serious in these speeches?

[uzmakikunai1]

I can't believe that this guy's IQ is 125...

[enyawix]

@uzmakikunai1

He may have high line scores in other areas.

[MetalEdge56]

@uzmakikunai1 His old man paid the test taker into saying Junior has a IQ of 125

[BOOGIEOfSquadDeep]

lol hahah i dunno who worst him or flavor flav lol

[Ali74]

Only in america can a guy lose the vote and "win" the election

Flawed Constitution is undemocratic, this imbecile wouldnt have been in had it not been

[BarkingBobby]

WTF? Was Al Gore and John Kerry that weak? Wow! It's nice to have a president who can command the queen's English.

[FlashBlack]

Given that presidents are mere puppets for the federal reserve, this guy atleast did a good job of entertaining the nation with his awesome bloopers while all the other presidents just try looking cool and try to fool us into believing that the buck stops with them, when it so clearly doesn't.

[christech82]

Best president for the states ever

[allaboutdmagic]

He's (scary) even dumber than this because of course people write these speeches for him. All he had to do was read them out an he failed embarassingly.

[coodoo17]

Can I just say I applaud this comment section! Finally, a political video without a bunch of morons arguing. Keep up the good work!

[ryanrobinson123666]

hahaha lol at the last one

[VideoFanDude]

We elected this guy twice!?

[LuDawg104]

LOL this is funny. I do miss Bush though.

[TAFBCHS]

How does such an illiterate moron get elected? oh yeah! he didn't. Hooray for presidential daddy.

[kashaud17]

I miss George Bush. You just can't Write this shit.

[classiccartoons14]

I know he was awesome and I'm tired of people being asses to him.

[Gamer4ever745]

damn I know man. He was you're fucking president people need to realize that.

[7Somerset]

man and fish CAN coexist peacefully

[Bmcgov133]

wat an idiot! haha it's so funny how stupid he is.

[DaBenMan4]

"Our breast and brightest" LOL

[ElliotBrownAlert]

politicians...kill em all.

[THEcaveMAN420]

boo yahk kooah shooah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Themiddlepeople]

Hahahaha....this is really funny.

[ElliotBrownAlert]

and at the same time, more than a bit disturbing. it says a lot about how the world really works when a guy like this is president for 8 years.

[818jessejames]

2 much cokane

[squirrelxpooh]

wow why did we elect this asshole? o yeah he rigged the election!!

[catarina81595]

no matter how much u hate bush u have to admit that he is a funny guy lmao :D fool me once shame on shame on u ..u fool me u cant fool me agen! lmao

[garrett1031]

GEORGE BUSH SUCKED U LIL JEW 1PATRIOTI

[ElizaDay66]

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully!

That is my all-time favorite GWB quote.

[qwerty2633]

how is our children learning

[1Patrioti]

all you non American wievers kiss my ass

G.W.Bush is one of the greatest president America ever had.He kicked your fanatic terrorist asse back east,he knocked back china and russia for years with a finacian crisis and yet USA emerged stronger than ever.

God bless America!

by the way I wish I was an American!

[aussiebob1234321]

exactly who's fanatic terrorist asses? to me it just looks like he just put every one he diddn't like into guantanimo. mabey they are terrorists but they still need trials! i say god bless OBAMA!!!

[mase5701]

let me kill your children in cold blood and anounce on a huge public pulpit how proud i am of it and that your children were evil. then you can tell me I deserve a fair trial

[aussiebob1234321]

what about all the inocent lives that america has killed? i am by no means that terrorists do not deserve to be punished duely... but by no means should we put away people without fair trials...

[fernandoursinhu]

ignorante

[Braxxis]

so I guess that makes you, the one who can NOT spell the word Ignorant, not Ignorant, correct? ROFLMAO

[jv0507]

well i think your the IGNORANTE Braxxis! He said ignorant.. in spanish you stupid fag...

[ussjgohan]

Brest an brightest!!!! Haahaa

[illspirit1965]

now that this madafaka is out of power he could pursuit a career in stand up comedy

[beavisCS]

@illspirit1965 why should he? he owns at least 10% of the american land and busineses :P

[milah2010]

@illspirit1965 yass I was thinking the same thing lol

[soeutenhoessemail]

does he knows whats he talking at all????

[GamertownUSA]

I'm gonna miss Bushbaby. Obama just isn't as funny.

[Ingar87]

"Fool me once.... shame on... shame on you... If you fool me, I can't get fooled again!"

[ladyandgentleman]

bush is away!

Obama for change!

[Leeward666]

He clearly doesn't think before he opens his mouth. All politicians fuck up but this guy - once the most powerful man on Earth - is something special.

[illspirit1965]

man this president is almost a stand up comic

[fezissuper23]

yeah if he spoke like him i would

[patlyon]

he is dislexic. would you make fun of a man with no legs because he cant walk?

[barbahaba]

no but i will make fun of a person that is an idiot and is the strongest person on earth

its kind of ironic

and dont misunderstand humor is just another a way of dealing with peculiar things

[Quex01]

@patlyon nobody makes fun of you:)

[vicayyy]

i love the "put food on your family" one!!! lol!

[Mike07P]

i just like this guy for his jokes haha

[splee101]

my favorite is the "put food on your family"

[Tuthill99]

the man was elected twice. PROOF that conservatives are idiots

[MysticSpiritX]

well I don't blame conservatives or republicans, but the real culprit are the right wing nut jobs...

[ocping]

... whatever you wanna call it

... our breast and brightest

Lol

[skullkid3]

"Fool me once...Shame on...Shame on you...You Fool me I can't get fooled again." This guy is such an IDIOT! It's hilarious, but worrying...

[capnvideo2006]

I like the putting food on your family one...always cracks me up

[Truculam]

My favorite is still "Is our children learning?" lmao.

[sk8tergrl982]

guys, everyone makes mistakes. It's hard being the president. You try it out. I'm surprised he hasn't turned into some brit spears. Give him some credit. Who doesn't make mistakes or say something wrong? We're all only human. Please. I may not like Bush so much but that doesn't mean everyone has to go around taunting him. Have some sympathy for the poor guy! A heart!

[tjr0ver]

whatever. clinton never had misfires at the epic rate that Dubya does. This guy is and was a joke.

[pussysnatcher86]

fuck you!!! What the hell you mean "have sympathy for the poor guy". He's far from poor and far being sympathetic so Fuck you and him!

[monomezurashii]

sk8tergrl982-

"have some sympathy for the poor guy"

While I admire your sense of kindness, I'm afraid my sympathy can only extend so far. Bush has allowed torturing and killings and shows no sympathy for those at Guantanamo bay. Therefore I will not give him my sympathy.

[BoCiface]

I hope McCain can be just as funny.

[Kisinkona]

He is....stupidity is alway funny....you must be a riot!

[imusfan48]

'Stuck on Stupid', what a F'''ing retard!

[Brandonly23]

i like the canned laughter at the end of all of his "sayings."

[victordls]

OMG!! this man needs to leave now.

[davidwaters69]

George bush is right , ?I have been working hard to put food on my family. the best way i have found is to sneak up on them . the balogne slap works good

[o0xst]

Satan got game.

[hardcorehouse]

Speaks volumes as to the top-notch people available for highest office here lol

[lawrencealcantara620]

and i thought our president is bad XD

(looking back... still do >.>;;)

[Spashaei]

this almost makes me feel better about the past 8 years...lol but we can't blame him we can only blame ourselves

I think every American works hard to put food on their family, I sure do...lol

[RICARDORENEDIAZORTIZ]

No we cant blame ourselves Bush lost the popular elections(the ones that we vote) but won the Electoral College election.

Please do not speak of what you don know

[Spashaei]

I know this, who doesn't? I'm saying maybe more people who are able to vote should go out and vote. Everyone knows that only a small percent of Americans voted in that election especially the college kids (moi). I get to vote this year 4 the first time whooo!

[Awarrior48]

we gonna miss him. best stand u comedian there ever was

[dancerlegs]

wow... its depressing that a man as idiotic as this has been able to get elected as the leader of our country not only once, but twice... T_T

[nubcorn]

I feel you.