The police DONT STAND SO CLOSE TO ME with LYRICS

[JZ41523]

this song really wants to make me watch the office all over again........i fuckin love that show

[akronzips101]

All my child hood I would fantasize about some hot women teacher taking advantage of me, even though it didn't happen, this song makes up for my dream not coming true.

[TheGreatSovietUnion2]

I like THIS version most, but all versions out, GOOD SONG : )

[TheGreatSovietUnion2]

@TheGreatSovietUnion2 this somg came out 20 years before me :P

[skinnygirlBwatchinU]

When I read that yahoo article yesterday about the school teacher who got in a relationship with his student (who's young enough to be his daughter BTW), this song immediately came to mind.

[xWasabiNekoProx]

@skinnygirlBwatchinU Same here oh my god I read the same exact article and I started singing this xD

[frenchiebear101]

i have a huge crush on my english/study hall teacher. my GOD he's so attractive<3 but married. i feel so weird but cant help it ;) haha

[RomiDaHomie]

0:38 to start

[cooldaddyjames2814]

the book by nabokov is "lolita"

[cooldaddyjames2814]

with all the charms of a woman she kept the secret of her youth. GLEE.

[akronzips101]

good song

[YogurtInBudapest17]

Lolita.

[Lolcrazydudette]

Now I understand the song! xx THANKYOU! :D

[jalfcat]

this would be the theme tune Snape would sing if I was in Hogwarts :P

[Andizzle101]

@jalfcat DUDE!! I LOVE YOU!!

[musicaana]

I actually like my math teacher but nah. the whole relationship thing scares me.

[Chrono419]

I like everyone's made up stories.

[carnebable]

ugghh i dont listen to this song cuz i got a crush on my teacher i think its cool if u got a creepy story of ur teacher/student relationship please keep to urself

[PerfectSuxx]

There is this teacher at my school now... whoo, he's outrageously beautiful.

And smart.

And single.

....I'd fail to repeat that :D

[PPEEAARRLLIO]

if my teacher wasn't married i really would ask him if we can be friends at the end of the year! *sigh*

[LeBeachCafe]

Ross and Elizabeth right hurrr

[Breyerfan777]

Every time I hear this song It makes me want to live a student/ teacher complex XD oh gawd whats wrong with me OTL (probably all that shoujo manga I read >.>)

[animechick2281]

@Breyerfan777 I know right!!! Same as me !!! Stupid shoujo getting into your brain!!(but its so adddicting) haha!

[cherrybaby2225]

@Breyerfan777 OMG I AGREE ! xDDDD Chocolate Cosmos is my favorite one ♥

[musicaana]

@cherrybaby2225 Chocolate Cosmo! Hawt Teacher! i want one of thouse. lol

[AkatsukiFanGirl100]

@Breyerfan777 I blame the Hetalia fanfictions dear. xD

[171apples171]

why is the teacher such a puss? just bang her already XD

[rockah12]

@171apples171 It's implied that he already did. 

[tricksterhuaun]

@171apples171 There's rules about that dude.

XD

[MyNational88]

@171apples171 You do know the teacher is the dude and the student is the chick, right?

[lewpz]

lol fav song when i was at a hs i attended with my english teacher. it made me laugh though because he was always so pissed off that his class was full of idiots lol. and then i was the kiss-ass that did all of her work. ohoho. but then i moved.

[kait391]

This song reminds me of my old gym teacher a lot of the girl liked him

[p00pasauras]

had to stay after today w/ my female anatomy teacher. no one else.... this song started to play.... awkwarddddd

[BritMcrW]

@69ulrika it did, but was kinda grossed out too lol

[rallyvincent211]

Not many people realize that when they state, that book by nabakov, they're actually referencing the book Lolita by Vladimir Nabakov,

[rockah12]

@rallyvincent211 I realized it. And then was disturbed that I once read it.

[BritMcrW]

@69ulrika I know this has been a ago ago here, but why didnt yall just have this conversation private? LOL because when i looked down here the first thing i saw was "did you try anal sex with her?"

[jess309461]

perfect song to sing in a crowded room

[BizK74]

Of course, every time i hear this song, I think of this girl in my history class (whom I like; she seems to only know me as a distant friend) who has a love affair with a teacher named Mr. M. He always tells her that he can't hug her or even, say, compliment her clothes, because he doesn't want to violate any laws.

[gerafas2]

@69ulrika We just haven't. Plus were in High school. So thumbs up my first post!

[gerafas2]

@69ulrika ....no...

[gerafas2]

The love of my life showed me this song.( and a few more) But I would like her to see this, so if you would thumbs this up, it would be awesome. I love you Bella. And so you know it's me, I'l just say... 'The Story'.(Inside joke) <3

[musicalanimegeek1901]

aka "that book by Nabakov

[musicalanimegeek1901]

haha this song is just a more modern version of Lolita :D

[AssassinsJustice]

Ain't nothing wrong with the show Glee.. Just like there ain't nothing wrong with song.. but what Glee did to this song was a mash-up/cover version so the two are incomparable. Although the guy who plays Schuster who covered the song sang it pretty well.

[nedtf2]

"Just like that book by Nabakov"

I like how it cites Lolita.

[ubertrooper6300]

This song isn't long enough... :/

[Pezreh]

I fucked 2 teachers in my lifetime, feels good man.

Sucks when its awkward for the whole year of teaching though...

[DarkShadowvidz]

also extra famous at 2:25

[DarkShadowvidz]

The snackroom not the staffroom lol!

[musicsgirlfriend13]

r u people proud u shagged ure teacher? weird......:(

[AGirlCalledKill11]

@69ulrika I shagged my art teacher. Felt like a boss.

[iannerd97]

this song reminds me of Dune

[xWasabiNekoProx]

Last year I had a crush on my language teacher for about 5 minutes.

Then I was like "WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING."

xD

[TheGardians]

haha i have always loved this song! when i was younger i thought it was about something totally different... now that I'm 17, I know what the song is about! haha.

[TheGardians]

haha i have always loved this song! when i was younger i thought it was about something totally different... now that I'm 17, I know what the song is about! haha.

[jrp2390]

@BlueDagger7 If their 20 then how will you get locked up? Do you want to rape them?

[jrp2390]

@BlueDagger7 If their 20 how do you get locked up? what do you want to rape them?

[jrp2390]

My chick is playing the glee karaokeand Dont Stand came on an im like hell yea an then they started singing....The most horrible thing ive ever heard all glee does is butcher perfectly good songs. They should be killed in a stage fire.

[SlapHappyEdits]

Spilling

Floor cleaner

Only makes the

Floor cleaner

[dcclassics88]

You're an idiot.

[JaneZephyr]

why are you talking about glee?! shut up about thay stupid shit and listen to the song!

[LovelyLorraien36]

Glee is able to bring amazing songs that this younger generation hasn't heard before. It introuduces it to us. I know I've found incredible songs from Glee than found the orginal artist which I like better. Like Queen and Bohemain Rhapsody. And anyway this is about Police and a great song, not about Glee. Stop commenting about glee and comment on the great song.

[lifesaver592]

I don't like the music but I like the lyrics. Funny and sad at the same time. :(:

[TheDonohue8]

Wow, I have top comment. Perhaps I should look at my youtube account more often. AND YES! FIRST TOP COMMENT EVER!

[GreenTeaGoku]

@TheDonohue8 Hi-Five me too but *shady look* elsewhere *ominous music*

[cartmammainia]

0:40 sounds like sting's lines in "money for nothing." (I want my MTV)

[TheVladivostok87]

this song talk about "book of Nabokov" (Lolita of Vladimir Nabokov)

[photogirlx88]

this song was the anthem to my life my whole 4 years of high school. gotta love the student/teacher thing.

[JimMonroeable]

@photogirlx88 Nothing new photogirl, I had a crush on my english teacher in 9th grade, and its a normal thing for some people just as long as you understand she's too old for you lol

[LovelyGirlSaraBeara]

Is it about a pedo teacher or a whore schoolgirl?? IDK please tell me! >:l

[Leapardfire]

@LovelyGirlSaraBeara It can't be both?

[LordOfTheBinks]

@LovelyGirlSaraBeara

The girl plays the aggressive part in the story, with the teacher being her victim.

[Huberpala]

VIVAN LOS WACHITURROS

[smakman19]

lol its bout the relationship between teachers and youngchildren called child abuse ( dont stand so close to me )

[KKLord12000]

i like the beat of this song

[DewbieHaut]

Glee? whats that?

[rochabeatlesfan]

what's the book by nanakov or w/e?

[Hedgehogpaw]

@rochabeatlesfan The title of the book is "Lolita" and it's about a girl who does fall in love with the husband of her mother who is many years older than her and also wants to sleep with her.

[avengerspeel]

@Hedgehogpaw "Lolita" is about a man who marries a woman to be close to her 10 yr old daughter. His wife dies in a car accident and the man runs off with the girl before she realizes her mother is dead, and fucks her in every motel he stops in across America. No one is looking for him because he is her legal guardian and she accepts him as her step dad on tour with her. On her 11th birthday, he tell her her mom is dead while she's riding on his dick and sucking a lollipop. Read the book!

[Hedgehogpaw]

@avengerspeel I read the book. But I don't like to use the words you did use. So I decided to paraphrase the storyline.

[TheMrTittle]

@avengerspeel O.O WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE,i have fucked up thoughts every other week but how do people come up with some of the most fucked up stories and plots like that?!

[LordOfTheBinks]

@rochabeatlesfan

Nabokov - Lolita

[NiymbleFingers]

Haha. I laughed so hard listening this song. I'm a bit of a lolita and have lived this song too many times.

[Heyde1979]

I will listen this song over and over because I like it so much thanks for uploading this song

[Petethegreek22]

lol @ the funny reference to Nbakov's Pnin

[xxiamclxx]

1. Pause the video.

2. Put a new tab and go to google and type "rainymood"

3. click the first link.

4. Play the song :)

[residualbill]

@xxiamclxx Thank you.

[residualbill]

@xxiamclxx Play that "rainymood" with the 2 halfs of "Shine on you Crazy Diamond" by Pink Floyd - but not while driving or operating heavy machinery. ;)

[MrFloppyass]

this song makes my heart hurt, it really does. I love the police, though.

[Coasternator]

GO STAN! GO STANLEY! GO STANLEY RUN AWAY! Now if only i knew a kid named Stan...

[GDsempreecomunque]

this song is fantastic :D :D

[TheDonohue8]

I remember singing this when I was 5 and not having a clue what it meant.

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@TheDonohue8 it's the classic American tale of an old guy that really wants to bang an underage girl, and that underage girl wants him to bang her, and she's aggressive, but he doesn't want to do it for obvious reasons, so he says "bitch back off"....Sting is a master of songwriting, especially his other classic American tale of turning a hoe in to a housewife.

[TheHealyboy]

@banklikefrankwhite1 actually you will find that it is about stings real life he use to be a school teacher.it's about a girl who was infatuated with him

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@TheHealyboy not according to him, yes he was a teacher, but he said it's not autobiographical.

it's pretty much just the story of the book "Lolita", it even mentions the authors name in the song

[samsamsammysam66]

@TheDonohue8

I still don't know what it means

[missmelissa116]

@TheDonohue8 Same here! Now that I'm actually paying attention to the lyrics this song actually sounds kinda...weird to say the least.

[cartmammainia]

@TheDonohue8 I did the same thing, only with me it was roxanne

[WaterbenderKatara22]

@TheDonohue8 me too, me too. ^^

[johnandlat]

@TheDonohue8 LOL

[inkblackRose]

@gorenator herpes, you mean? so the good music slept with glee? i think this may not be the perfect metaphor.

[gorenator]

@inkblackRose Glee is a disease. Thats all im really saying about it.

[shakskoul]

@gorenator They don't steal, js.

They make covers of songs. Don't listen to them if you don't want to... (:

[gorenator]

@shakskoul Im stating that I DONT watch them, and that they are spamming all the good music with the crappy remakes of the original that they do. XD Im a hater of "glee".

[reconcapability]

@gorenator They aren't that bad there obviously not the greatest cover "band"? but they lead me to all this wonderful music which is what counts.

[DJTRIMICAN]

@gorenator I 100% agree with you. Who sings that? Yeah? You should let them do it! -iIii u glee

[CrazyKitty789]

@gorenator Dude, shut up.

[LightenUp74]

@gorenator Dude, I feel exactly the same about Mad World by Tears for Fears covered by Gary Jules, and Tokyo Hotel, and Adam Lambert, and etc.

[MegaCookies98]

@gorenator I am 12 and the only reason I know about this song is because glee has introduced it to me and so many other classics, songs that I had no idea about were brought to me by Glee, glee is teaching the younger generation the classics. Without Glee I would have no idea about any of the old songs like this one and only the good die young, I found this song through Glee.

[gorenator]

@MegaCookies98 Glee first BUTCHERED the song, then you found the original which im sure you will never see as the original. I dont think Glee should be allowed to do that to so many fantastic songs that are older then the dumbass singing it in some show that misrepresents how life really is while claiming to be showing how it is! My high school has drugs, sex, and fights all the time. No one can avoid that while in highschool and NO ONE ON EARTH WOULD DO THAT SHIT IN REAL LIFE!! label it fiction

[LavenderWonder]

@gorenator You just bitched out a 12 year old. Feel any better about yourself?

[gorenator]

@LavenderWonder Yeah, Not only do I not really care about your age, but im eager to start ripping into more people that are 12! There's a reason my comment is top on this page, and thats because glee sucks ass.

[LavenderWonder]

@gorenator So, because Glee "sucks", you therefore rock? Illogical reasoning. Also, your comment isn't at the top of the page, so I don't think as many people agree with you as you think. And I'm old enough to know that picking on children via the internet is cowardly and pathetic. Just enjoy the music for what it is and quit taking out your anger on people who don't share your opinions.

[AyameFyuu]

@gorenator You would be surprised then that I and a couple of people avoided drugs, sex, and fights pretty easily while in highschool. Never say no one as you don't know everyone, Just saying, I don't even know glee or anything I just randomly found these songs from a friends suggesting them to see. Also just enjoy the song.

[RamTerritory]

@MegaCookies98 You sound like you're endorsing Glee

[randomguyh8y]

@gorenator agree with u 100%

[jrp2390]

@MrsAnnie137 If its the Glee version you didnt learn how great this song is. The only song they have done that they didnt murder is Dream On aerosmith.

[Kruegerisgod]

@jrp2390 cause aerosmith sucks

[jrp2390]

@Kruegerisgod Yeah right, their no montley crew.

[Kruegerisgod]

@Kruegerisgod both suck

[fortheloveofthe80s]

@Kruegerisgod No, Aerosmith is actually pretty boss.

[Kruegerisgod]

@fortheloveofthe80s dude looks like a lady, all I have to tell you, terrible

[fortheloveofthe80s]

@Kruegerisgod :P I know, I know. But their serious songs, are really good. And Steven Tyler is just the weirdest guy I know of. Which makes it even better:)

[Kruegerisgod]

@fortheloveofthe80s I don't see or hear any serious songs, all it is love in an elevator, dude looks like a lady, or walk this way, what are some serious songs I can't hear or haven't heard any

[hkjbdolphins]

@MrsAnnie137 amen!!!

[NYChica23]

@gorenator Why can't you just be glad that because of Glee, there are young people out there wanting to listen to the original versions of the song and bringing them to a broader audience?? ♥♥

[mcfrigginmullan]

@NYChica23 No.

[JAGray000]

this song always comes on the radio after school hours when it's just me and my teacher >_> so awkward

[JasmineLaCubana]

@JAGray000 haha that made me laugh :)

[Tsunaphoenix3]

Is this song basically about some teacher fighting off the temptation to enter into a relationship with a presumably attractive student, telling her, "Don't stand so close to me,"?

[NasEscobar1]

@Tsunaphoenix3 yes

[boxerpup7]

find patty, i am not allowed and have no idea where she is. was a friend for a while, why? did she get too close too? It is either a cult or a ignorance that has surrounded me for many years and has geared up for the final fight, it is about marriage. I never took on the fight it has just alwasy surrounded me. when a plane falls from the sky next to you, you let me know, there are a few of us these weird little things happen to and are the ones that are blamed, I promise it is not us that do it.

[boxerpup7]

I am allowed to listen to some music and I am not allowed to listen to some, it depends on the actions that are so unpredictable. some feel guilty and could not possibly have a thing to do with it, has been going on for more years then some that feel guilt have even been alive.

[boxerpup7]

Who was home taking care of the kids, with no men and no orgy? but yes, a lonely cup of whiskey sour on my door step at nice, a nice slushy, because many knew the truth. would drink mylittle whiskey sour, read my book and go to sleep. some things never change. do they?

[boxerpup7]

Not allowed to do in reality what I want to do, the conspiracy is not as wild as it would seem. it is like at one point in time in a place where I worked I posted a note on the board and got in trouble for it, i posted: If I had slept with everyone in here, why havent you had any yet? This is the God's honest truth. as girls sat in bars and yes in the bars, and talked about the orgies, with the guys they were actually talkig to in the bar, as I was home taking care of kids. who was in the bar

[boxerpup7]

funny per evil or good, or the money only place allowed to stand without someone dieing for it. isnt that funny or weird? can sleep in the same bed with someone and never touch them, but some minds run so very insanely, it is a total fantasy of what has happened in the minds of other.s is like I have always said, I have had much more fun in the minds of others then I really ever had in truth and reality. girls are fully of wild imaginations. so arent so many others.

[twilightlily]

for Aria and Ezra, this is. Ha.

[ChaosSilver25]

i still cant figure out if this is about a teacher in love with a student or a student being in love with a teacher

[ZombieGuestAccount]

@ChaosSilver25 i think it's both ways

[mentos023]

@ChaosSilver25 its a student who wants their teacher, and she ends up getting him to want to bang her, but he cant cause he is a teacher and he has to resist her temptations, lol

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@ChaosSilver25 lol figuring out this guys songs is always a task haha...he says it's "free association" but you got transvestites murdering people, some guy trying to get a hooker to stop being a hooker so he can be with her, and this stuff....

you just gotta love it

[banklikefrankwhite1]

@ChaosSilver25 oh, don't forget the song about the insane stalker that would scare the crap out of any woman if they heard a man say that stuff to them

[1nv151b13b0b]

lolzorz?!?



[nanijean12]

"Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul, Lo-Lee-Ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta." -Lolita By Vladimir Nabokov.

[LilMissFangirl]

The Police have a song about pedophilia, stalking and prostitution. XD

[rubiksolver00]

@LilMissFangirl they are the police after all.

[LilMissFangirl]

@rubiksolver00 That they are.

[PrincessMara116]

glee :P

[alliroxmisox]

what is the book by Nabokov mean?

[DrWhoPadfoot]

@alliroxmisox A man named Vladimir Nabokov wrote a book called Lolita. I would suggest that you wikipedia or google the book if you want to know more about it but this song pretty much sums it up in a sense. Hope this helps.

[alliroxmisox]

@DrWhoPadfoot thank you.

[pixargod]

@DrWhoPadfoot

Lolita was made into a film by Stanley Kubrick.

[alliroxmisox]

i just heard this song today. it is a perfect song for Aria and Ezra if you dont know who they are thery are from Pretty Little Liars!

[krisfloyd14]

1:06 when it gets hard to sing

[tabbysmarticleslol]

10 people stood to close to me.

[zelly7azul]

I liked this before Glee

I also liked it more, after Glee

[MattyTheBassist]

@zelly7azul Glee ruin songs. Every single one of the songs they have covered they have destroyed. I arent even fans of a fair few of the people they have covered, but I still prefer the originals. Anything is better than that bubblegum pop garbage.

[zelly7azul]

@MattyTheBassist Calm down. I never said that Glee made it BETTER. I meant that Glee made me REMEMBER it and associate it with something that I like, even if I don't LOVE Glee's version of this song.

[LoubiLuh]

love it!<3

[vrbq]

someone pleeeeeeease give me the link to the SLOW version of this song, or how can i look for it to download it? i always keep downloading the normal version which i don't like as much

thanks :)

[TheMagazineMouth]

@vrbq try searching Don't Stand so close to me 86

[Niesha18C]

I love this song! The rhythm is killer!!! GOT DAMNIT!! WTF DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO AY "GLEE MADE ME LIKE IT!!" Fuck them! No youlike it because you heard the original version and finally decided that those glee fuckers suck like a dick!!!

[postrauma38]

Why should this be execpt my case