All you dum asses brushing your teeth you decay the even more faster this is why dont belive me check yourself tell every 1 Fluoride used by Nazis to sterilize inmates and make them docile. Fluoride a key dumbing down ingredient of Prozac and Sarin nerve gas -- poisons of choice for tyrant rats.
Bet your neighbours called the cops when they saw you with a camera asking "what is happening to me?" and pointing at the car with toothpaste in your mouth.
i got a brilliant idea for you based on this video!!! at my school Mr Kluckley served us Hot Fries and boy! they were so spicy I imagined myself with fire breath! I'll pay you a favorite if you make a video with you getting firebreath from Hot Fries
You should do a vlog inpublic with white foam hanging from your mouth screaming 'they'll never take me alive every so often.' I once tried it in the nude with 2 severed chicken heads, but enough about me.
Hi Bob I don't think you're funny, there are youtubers that are much more talented, and I really hate you when you do that Leperchaun thing but damn !! You have the best outro song on youtube
in germany a toothpaste named "doramad" was produced until 1945 containing thorium. the producers promised the better killing of germs through radioactivity.
This video was awesome, but if I saw someone giggling and laughing to themselves with toothpaste dribbling out their mouth in the middle of the street, I wouldn't sleep for days 0.o
do you have a neighbor that's in a band that's making that outtro of your video (Probably) hey im gonna be making a version of this video in roblox :P
@kylejack1 Lol I instantly recognised it from Picnicface but that's probably not where it's originally from - just came on here to post that exact same thing on the comments after the nipple4nipple link hehe
I have thoughts
1)If i had a super toothpaste like that first i would destroy justin bieber.
2)If something like this happened to me i could just go to a doctor not walk in the street
LOL
EfeOnayProductions1 2 days ago
you look and sound EXACTLY like my 4th grade teacher did!!! weird...
thenicholas2601 3 weeks ago
0:44 i wonder what did his neighbours think when they saw him evil shouting in the street like nothing
Felixmun8 1 month ago
sry im shy to subscribe :D
extremeisnomood 1 month ago
He said "I wonder ITS time for a new toothpaste..."
Minecraftincolor 3 months ago
Yo Bobby, why do you respond to everyone's comments? Can u ask Annoying Orange to do that?
seangreag 3 months ago
Hi. Can somebody please tell me what the music is at 0:00 to 0:06?
Thanks!
Redbulldog98 3 months ago
This makes me laugh so hard. Keep up the good work.
I normally burst into uncontrollable laugher at 0:19...
therandomawsome 4 months ago
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All you dum asses brushing your teeth you decay the even more faster this is why dont belive me check yourself tell every 1 Fluoride used by Nazis to sterilize inmates and make them docile. Fluoride a key dumbing down ingredient of Prozac and Sarin nerve gas -- poisons of choice for tyrant rats.
xwhinstonx 4 months ago
What for toothpaste was that?
Techonli 5 months ago
hey bobjenz im a 10 year old kid and i gotta love your vids rock on
IHSANE1981 5 months ago
lol i want new tooth paste lol
1Kidtendo 5 months ago
well i no what toothpaste i'm going to buy now
sim624 6 months ago
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sim624 6 months ago
dang already 1 year ago, jeez time goes fast lads
WickedProductionFilm 6 months ago
thats disgusting
monman94 6 months ago
LOL!!! This video is one of my favorites.
I really wonder what could have happened if you used mouthwash....
gillmalka19682 6 months ago
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0:52 - BOBJENZILLA!!!!!!!!
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gillmalka19682 6 months ago
Bet your neighbours called the cops when they saw you with a camera asking "what is happening to me?" and pointing at the car with toothpaste in your mouth.
flatiou 6 months ago
Colgate Toothpaste - Helps you destroy Rebecca Black!
LaraeDaniloProd10 6 months ago
Bobjenz + New Toothpaste = Bobzilla
ZoraLink10nLink 6 months ago
thats a lesson kids, never brush your teeth!!! ;D haha
wizzaroot 7 months ago
thats a lesson kids, nere brush your teeth!!! ;D haha
wizzaroot 7 months ago
...new toothpaste :D
killertellitubby 7 months ago
Jizz-face?
Janbees 7 months ago
i have that type of toothpaste.
MonsieurPineapple 7 months ago
This is your brain on toothpaste... This is your brain on Colgate... Any Questions?
TheInternetSucks98 7 months ago
RABIES!!
vampirecat1000 9 months ago
shut up poiuytreza11!!!!! bobjenz is awsome!!!! and his outro song is better than the best outro song on youtube!!!!!
IMAGINEFILMS2011 9 months ago
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what is the song at the end of your vid can you put a link to it cuz it is pro, i love the part when it says dont be shy subcribe
GuitarRockerDude11 9 months ago
Time to get some new toothpaste.
MissNenuchi 9 months ago
so funny XD
ifihavetoo 9 months ago
what's the name of the song in the beginning?
yorgan007 9 months ago
the end synced up perfectly
ZombieJohnFKennedy 9 months ago 2
i got a brilliant idea for you based on this video!!! at my school Mr Kluckley served us Hot Fries and boy! they were so spicy I imagined myself with fire breath! I'll pay you a favorite if you make a video with you getting firebreath from Hot Fries
MrWlAlex 9 months ago
140 people need new toothpaste
FalloutBoy49 10 months ago
good to know i'm not the only one that mutates when i buy a new toothpaste
Benzor1001 10 months ago
DEADLY CLEAN!
Hbh128 10 months ago
Where can I buy this toothpaste!?!?!
wareamino12 10 months ago
retard
zellzhou88 10 months ago
im going to use that toothpaste and show justin beiber
raccoonboy10 10 months ago
0.45-0.47 Evil laugh :D So cool :D
irmisc100 10 months ago 2
xD that a good film "i was mutated by toothpaste"
pokelord101 11 months ago
You go to my Ralph's. I go to the same Ralph's you do. We go to the same Ralph's!! . Same! WE! YAY!
BSimmzy 11 months ago
he looks rabid
Hiram203 11 months ago
bobjenz has a point
sellbotvpmaster99 11 months ago
You're an apple ... Apefruit
robloxguggi 11 months ago
Awesome man. ;D
CyberSynQ 11 months ago
did you get bit in the cheek?
harold785 1 year ago
I think you should've had shoop da whoop come out of your hands instead of regular lasers.
darkmatterdoesit 1 year ago
Dear Bob jenz u r the best i have ever seen
shaskool2142 1 year ago
0:45 looks like you ate cum O.e
jerrysaen 1 year ago
eww
TheCookChronicles4 1 year ago
You should do a vlog inpublic with white foam hanging from your mouth screaming 'they'll never take me alive every so often.' I once tried it in the nude with 2 severed chicken heads, but enough about me.
quirkjerks 1 year ago
this is why i will never make my bro buy a new kind of toothpaste!!
Ramonbautistar 1 year ago
you could be growing a new tooth..
TheShotokanWarrior 1 year ago
Bob, why did you think about detroying a city if you were thinking about the Tooth Paste??? Lol!!!!!!
kaylynstar99 1 year ago
i have the same toothpaste from 1:03 watch out city il trow some lasers
valy225 1 year ago
i'm gonna eat that kind of toothpaste like gogurt and destroy a city or two (hehehe....)
timd941 1 year ago 21
destroy the prius reatard!!
MRskinitup 1 year ago
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Hi Bob I don't think you're funny, there are youtubers that are much more talented, and I really hate you when you do that Leperchaun thing but damn !! You have the best outro song on youtube
poiuytreza11 1 year ago
@poiuytreza11 Dear Commenter - you don't know what the fuck you're talking about except when referring to my outro song. Thx!
bobjenz 1 year ago 63
@bobjenz how old are you
forde53 1 year ago
@bobjenz L33T VIDEO MAN
jerseykid78 1 year ago
@bobjenz no hes right ur not funny
crocadile4 10 months ago
@bobjenz did anybody look at u while there was toothpaste and spit comeing out of ur mouth during the making of this vid
fallinghairlesscat 9 months ago
@bobjenz
bobjenz I love video this and all yo vids
P.S please look at my channel
Extreme3973 5 months ago
@poiuytreza11 Hi! I just wanna say if you dont think he is funny and really hate him, then what the hell are you doing watching his videos?
TheCarolynquiroz 1 year ago
@poiuytreza11 ZOMBIE GEORGE WASHINGTON WILL EAT YOU KNOW!
pokelord101 11 months ago
@poiuytreza11 Dude, leave the guy alone! Bobjenz is one of the greatest
(or maybe coolest) youtuber ever! Besides, you should check out his Zombie George Washington
videos! If you don't like Bobjenz, then ZGW is going to eat your BWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!
seangreag 3 months ago
lol wut?
paparazzi05 1 year ago
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New Colgate Total, with a new added 'Turn into a giant and shoot lightsabers' formula :')
Stryderfy 1 year ago
new Colgate Total, With a new added 'turn into a giant and shoot lightsabers zombie guy' fomula xD
Stryderfy 1 year ago
dude. wipe your face after brushing xD
Tristarnio 1 year ago
his initials arer BJ XD
WoWsterd321 1 year ago
Lool ;)
LauraCupcake1 1 year ago
indeed,
good video, but now I feel stupid too !?
quakebox 1 year ago
in germany a toothpaste named "doramad" was produced until 1945 containing thorium. the producers promised the better killing of germs through radioactivity.
so... did you found one of them ?
lubberkin 1 year ago
U wish!!!!! lol
fizzycv2 1 year ago
Well, that was just awesome. Why didn't you tell me to watch this earlier? Jerk.
-Greg
MediocreFilms 1 year ago 7
@MediocreFilms I feel stupid now... but... I'll just brush my teeth and destroy a city. That always cheers me up.
bobjenz 1 year ago 15
@MediocreFilms shut up
wingfoot94 1 year ago
lulz
hippiesharks123 1 year ago
omg, it seems that he got jizz in his mouth ewww!!
Desert00Storm 1 year ago
Subscribed! It was crappy, until the end, where I laughed my fucking ass off and over again (LMAOAOA)
gourgonoubles 1 year ago
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yo guys come check my vids out comment rate and subscribe!!!
TheGameface87 1 year ago
=3 brought me here
Ojthemighty 1 year ago
THAT WAS EPIC DUDE IT'S THE FIRST VIDEO OF YOURS I HAVE WATCHED AND NOW I'M SUBBING
Ojthemighty 1 year ago
how do u make a youtube channel yours
MrSuperRandomvids 1 year ago
I think I need some new toothpaste
Angelsofthefuture 1 year ago
epic face at 0:49
MrDeathmetla 1 year ago
nice
hockeyboy2899 1 year ago
what's the music at the beginning called?
yorgan007 1 year ago
This happened to me last week.
barefoot138 1 year ago
Nipple4nipple
ultimatereviews101 1 year ago
nipple4nipple
CCCL97 1 year ago
that cavalier got BLEW THE FUCK UP!
bedabug0 1 year ago
oh man, I hate it when that happens...
I mean, wtf??111
amiserable 1 year ago
lolol
Azel112 1 year ago
Okay, this was one of your better videos :P
nice editing dude!
Adobe After Effects??
Rabje1234 1 year ago
Nipple 4 nipple
rockerangel15 1 year ago
LOL love the outro !
imkamil 1 year ago
i love the part at 1:01
hotrod1212121 1 year ago
I WANT THAT TOOTHPASTE
Ps3GamerVideos 1 year ago
this video is fake and gay because humans cant shoot fire balls out of there hands
skullofjon 1 year ago
sub me beacuse i told you so, not beacuse you did it out of the fact that u disobay me
chickenzzzzzzzzz 1 year ago
wtf
danvshell 1 year ago
I even made my own version of new toothpaste :D
Clonetrooper1019 1 year ago
I need that toothpaste
connna1soccer 1 year ago
New toothpaste! :D XD
legonoob35 1 year ago
Bobzilla!!!! XD
TheRahan100 1 year ago
O.O I...must...have...new...toothpaste......
0Piper0Halliwell0 1 year ago
AAAHH RABID MAN!!!!
RABID MAN!!!!
BlazeSmart 1 year ago
if anyone was looking out there window they must of thought u were really weird...
socks7890 1 year ago
lolwuuuut?
Penguinfilms123 1 year ago
I heard its called YouTUBE!
mastermass145 1 year ago
ahahahahahah this is so stupid ahahahahah
RickisMotoGuitar 1 year ago
is that toothpaste or cum
TheStormcat66 1 year ago
@TheStormcat66 its rabies
ASD123ME 1 year ago
Is this a parody of something? I swear I've seen something like this before. It's awesome <3
PJLTV 1 year ago
Oh my god..toothpaste is the secret weapon!
LiquidGraphlx 1 year ago
GIANT CHUBBY BUNNY!
kalikonyat 1 year ago
i must have that toothpaste......
pence789 1 year ago
:( no new bobjenz videos lately
BrendelxD 1 year ago
Looks like you got an orgasm on 0:18 xD
Benzor1001 1 year ago
NEW TOOTHPASTE
isaiahkanda 1 year ago
his hands are like shoop da whoop!
hahamanization 1 year ago
jiz
carlmalone100 1 year ago
AHHHHHHHHHH WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
FireDrift10 1 year ago
first time when i watched this I didn't laugh but now i laugh so hard hahaha
PulaRecords 1 year ago
best evil laugh ever :DD
MrSigitasM 1 year ago
Viral King!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrMyers32 1 year ago
good video, now go to find friends and a life of truth.
GunsNRosesHardRock 1 year ago
OMG bobjenz invited me to be his friend :O
bigdogonnet 1 year ago
@bigdogonnet omg me to = D
blingadingadingdong 1 year ago
loooks lke yu need toothepaste
the3husseinz 1 year ago
the 113 people who disliked this is jealous....
keycomedy 1 year ago
i want that toothpaste!!!
Keycomedy2 1 year ago
that looks nasty!!!
but the effects are awesome!!!!!
You Rock!!
BLUEFIZZY345 1 year ago
LAWLLLL EPIIIIIIC was the epic brain tumor worth the epic powers XD?
lygoz 1 year ago
i didn't know colgate could do that to you ill try that next time i go shopping
CMSKLE135 1 year ago
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boo hoo you
GOHOCKEY1234 1 year ago
lolz
Jaythepeep 1 year ago
haha genius!!!
mitchell0406 1 year ago
That face at 1:05 had me in stitches for hours!
You fucking rule bobjenz! :D
bigfort123 1 year ago
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what happening to me!? XD
Shintuza1993 1 year ago
This video was awesome, but if I saw someone giggling and laughing to themselves with toothpaste dribbling out their mouth in the middle of the street, I wouldn't sleep for days 0.o
bigfort123 1 year ago
lol jajaja
Skrash961 1 year ago
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I didn't laugh once
laurap2799 1 year ago
1:02 i mean :P
Clonetrooper1019 1 year ago
1:03 XD
Clonetrooper1019 1 year ago
You need to lay off the toothpaste bro!
TALIOO 1 year ago
you should put some heroes there, nice video though
dannshaw999 1 year ago
do you have a neighbor that's in a band that's making that outtro of your video (Probably) hey im gonna be making a version of this video in roblox :P
Clonetrooper1019 1 year ago
and guys stop spamming this nipple4nipple bullshit
Zyborggian 1 year ago
Dude... this vid is EPIC AS HELL!!!!!!!! LOL
Zyborggian 1 year ago
nipple4nipple?
xxIsaacGuerraxx 1 year ago
Nipple4nipple
Sabla3 1 year ago
What program do you use to get your special effects such as the lasers,fire,and city
cooldudevideos 1 year ago
nipple4nipple?
dubtribe 1 year ago
what is that song at the beginning? i recognize it, but i dont know where its from...
kylejack1 1 year ago
@kylejack1 Lol I instantly recognised it from Picnicface but that's probably not where it's originally from - just came on here to post that exact same thing on the comments after the nipple4nipple link hehe
annnnnnnuuuussss 1 year ago
@annnnnnnuuuussss it's not from picnicface. Everyone in the world who owns a modern mac has this apple loop.
bobjenz 1 year ago
@bobjenz well that's probably why I didn't know that...mystery solved :D
annnnnnnuuuussss 1 year ago
@bobjenz What's an Apple Loop?
I have a modern Mac (late 2009 model), but I don't know what Apple Loop is.
I have iMovie and Final Cut Studio, thought.
UltimatePisman 1 year ago
@bobjenz I KNEW YOU USE IMOVIE!
slangwithjacob 1 year ago
nipple4nipple?
pavington1000 1 year ago
nipple4nipple?
canucksfanz10 1 year ago
thnx
MrPoopman124 1 year ago
nipple4nipple?
saranghaeyo2326 1 year ago
...new toothpaste......... muahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Get FRED!!
Perfectkk123 1 year ago
i want that toothpaste :D
keycomedy 1 year ago
they should hire u for colgates ads.
mwaller98 1 year ago
lol
Ninja26806 1 year ago
fail
zakokiller 1 year ago
i'd brush my teeth even 5 times a day if this kind of toothpaste existed :D
CIAPATY1995 1 year ago
now thats the power of Colgate toothpaste
jackbadboy1996 1 year ago
lol he issa firin' his lazor!!!
davyvde 1 year ago
well....i'm verry shy :but....but... i i like y your video's s s
meesjhu 1 year ago
I Liked The Ending. "NEW TOOTHPASTE!" LOL
megatron2000z 1 year ago
haha this is stupid but funny.
you should watch some of our vids , and subscribe and comment and stuff, btw i live the uncle sam onee!! haha soo funnyy( :
jollybird12345 1 year ago
lol he looks like he has rabies
874347 1 year ago
Retard.
seneson 1 year ago