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From: bobjenz
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  • I have thoughts

    1)If i had a super toothpaste like that first i would destroy justin bieber.

    2)If something like this happened to me i could just go to a doctor not walk in the street

    LOL

  • you look and sound EXACTLY like my 4th grade teacher did!!! weird...

  • 0:44 i wonder what did his neighbours think when they saw him evil shouting in the street like nothing

  • sry im shy to subscribe :D

  • He said "I wonder ITS time for a new toothpaste..."

  • Yo Bobby, why do you respond to everyone's comments? Can u ask Annoying Orange to do that?

  • Hi. Can somebody please tell me what the music is at 0:00 to 0:06?

    Thanks!

  • This makes me laugh so hard. Keep up the good work.

    I normally burst into uncontrollable laugher at 0:19...

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  • All you dum asses brushing your teeth you decay the even more faster this is why dont belive me check yourself tell every 1 Fluoride used by Nazis to sterilize inmates and make them docile. Fluoride a key dumbing down ingredient of Prozac and Sarin nerve gas -- poisons of choice for tyrant rats.

  • What for toothpaste was that?

  • hey bobjenz im a 10 year old kid and i gotta love your vids rock on

  • lol i want new tooth paste lol

  • well i no what toothpaste i'm going to buy now

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  • dang already 1 year ago, jeez time goes fast lads

  • thats disgusting

  • LOL!!! This video is one of my favorites.

    I really wonder what could have happened if you used mouthwash....

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  • Bet your neighbours called the cops when they saw you with a camera asking "what is happening to me?" and pointing at the car with toothpaste in your mouth.

  • Colgate Toothpaste - Helps you destroy Rebecca Black!

  • Bobjenz + New Toothpaste = Bobzilla

  • thats a lesson kids, never brush your teeth!!! ;D haha

  • thats a lesson kids, nere brush your teeth!!! ;D haha

  • ...new toothpaste :D

  • Jizz-face?

    

  • i have that type of toothpaste.

  • This is your brain on toothpaste... This is your brain on Colgate... Any Questions?

  • RABIES!!

  • shut up poiuytreza11!!!!! bobjenz is awsome!!!! and his outro song is better than the best outro song on youtube!!!!!

  • Time to get some new toothpaste.

  • so funny XD

  • what's the name of the song in the beginning?

  • the end synced up perfectly

  • i got a brilliant idea for you based on this video!!! at my school Mr Kluckley served us Hot Fries and boy! they were so spicy I imagined myself with fire breath! I'll pay you a favorite if you make a video with you getting firebreath from Hot Fries

  • 140 people need new toothpaste

  • good to know i'm not the only one that mutates when i buy a new toothpaste

  • DEADLY CLEAN!

  • Where can I buy this toothpaste!?!?!

  • retard

  • im going to use that toothpaste and show justin beiber

  • 0.45-0.47 Evil laugh :D So cool :D

  • xD that a good film "i was mutated by toothpaste"

  • You go to my Ralph's. I go to the same Ralph's you do. We go to the same Ralph's!! . Same! WE! YAY!

  • he looks rabid

  • bobjenz has a point

  • You're an apple ... Apefruit

  • Awesome man. ;D

  • did you get bit in the cheek?

  • I think you should've had shoop da whoop come out of your hands instead of regular lasers.

  • Dear Bob jenz u r the best i have ever seen

  • 0:45 looks like you ate cum O.e

  • eww

  • You should do a vlog inpublic with white foam hanging from your mouth screaming 'they'll never take me alive every so often.' I once tried it in the nude with 2 severed chicken heads, but enough about me.

  • this is why i will never make my bro buy a new kind of toothpaste!!

  • you could be growing a new tooth..

  • Bob, why did you think about detroying a city if you were thinking about the Tooth Paste??? Lol!!!!!!

  • i have the same toothpaste from 1:03 watch out city il trow some lasers

  • i'm gonna eat that kind of toothpaste like gogurt and destroy a city or two (hehehe....)

  • destroy the prius reatard!!

  • @poiuytreza11 Dear Commenter - you don't know what the fuck you're talking about except when referring to my outro song. Thx!

  • @bobjenz how old are you

  • @bobjenz L33T VIDEO MAN

  • @bobjenz no hes right ur not funny

  • @bobjenz did anybody look at u while there was toothpaste and spit comeing out of ur mouth during the making of this vid

  • @bobjenz

    bobjenz I love video this and all yo vids

    P.S please look at my channel

  • @poiuytreza11 Hi! I just wanna say if you dont think he is funny and really hate him, then what the hell are you doing watching his videos? 

  • @poiuytreza11 ZOMBIE GEORGE WASHINGTON WILL EAT YOU KNOW!

  • @poiuytreza11 Dude, leave the guy alone! Bobjenz is one of the greatest

    (or maybe coolest) youtuber ever! Besides, you should check out his Zombie George Washington

    videos! If you don't like Bobjenz, then ZGW is going to eat your BWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

  • lol wut?

  • new Colgate Total, With a new added 'turn into a giant and shoot lightsabers zombie guy' fomula xD

  • dude. wipe your face after brushing xD

  • his initials arer BJ XD

  • Lool ;)

  • indeed,

    good video, but now I feel stupid too !?

  • in germany a toothpaste named "doramad" was produced until 1945 containing thorium. the producers promised the better killing of germs through radioactivity.

    so... did you found one of them ?

  • U wish!!!!! lol

  • Well, that was just awesome. Why didn't you tell me to watch this earlier? Jerk.

    -Greg

  • @MediocreFilms I feel stupid now... but... I'll just brush my teeth and destroy a city. That always cheers me up.

  • @MediocreFilms shut up

  • lulz

  • omg, it seems that he got jizz in his mouth ewww!!

  • Subscribed! It was crappy, until the end, where I laughed my fucking ass off and over again (LMAOAOA)

  • =3 brought me here

  • THAT WAS EPIC DUDE IT'S THE FIRST VIDEO OF YOURS I HAVE WATCHED AND NOW I'M SUBBING

  • how do u make a youtube channel yours

  • I think I need some new toothpaste

  • epic face at 0:49

    

  • nice

    

  • what's the music at the beginning called?

  • This happened to me last week.

  • Nipple4nipple

  • nipple4nipple

  • that cavalier got BLEW THE FUCK UP!

  • oh man, I hate it when that happens...

    I mean, wtf??111

  • lolol

  • Okay, this was one of your better videos :P

    nice editing dude!

    Adobe After Effects??

  • Nipple 4 nipple

  • LOL love the outro !

  • i love the part at 1:01

  • I WANT THAT TOOTHPASTE

  • this video is fake and gay because humans cant shoot fire balls out of there hands

  • sub me beacuse i told you so, not beacuse you did it out of the fact that u disobay me

  • wtf

  • I even made my own version of new toothpaste :D

  • I need that toothpaste

  • New toothpaste! :D XD

  • Bobzilla!!!! XD

  • O.O I...must...have...new...toothp­aste......

  • AAAHH RABID MAN!!!!

    RABID MAN!!!!

  • if anyone was looking out there window they must of thought u were really weird...

  • lolwuuuut?

  • I heard its called YouTUBE!

  • ahahahahahah this is so stupid ahahahahah

  • is that toothpaste or cum

  • @TheStormcat66 its rabies

  • Is this a parody of something? I swear I've seen something like this before. It's awesome <3

  • Oh my god..toothpaste is the secret weapon!

  • GIANT CHUBBY BUNNY!

  • i must have that toothpaste......

  • :( no new bobjenz videos lately

  • Looks like you got an orgasm on 0:18 xD

  • NEW TOOTHPASTE

  • his hands are like shoop da whoop!

  • jiz

  • AHHHHHHHHHH WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

  • first time when i watched this I didn't laugh but now i laugh so hard hahaha

  • best evil laugh ever :DD

  • Viral King!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • good video, now go to find friends and a life of truth.

  • OMG bobjenz invited me to be his friend :O

  • @bigdogonnet omg me to = D

  • loooks lke yu need toothepaste

  • the 113 people who disliked this is jealous....

  • i want that toothpaste!!!

  • that looks nasty!!!

    but the effects are awesome!!!!!

    You Rock!!

  • LAWLLLL EPIIIIIIC was the epic brain tumor worth the epic powers XD?

  • i didn't know colgate could do that to you ill try that next time i go shopping

  • lolz

  • haha genius!!!

  • That face at 1:05 had me in stitches for hours!

    You fucking rule bobjenz! :D

  • This video was awesome, but if I saw someone giggling and laughing to themselves with toothpaste dribbling out their mouth in the middle of the street, I wouldn't sleep for days 0.o

  • lol jajaja

  • 1:02 i mean :P

  • 1:03 XD

  • You need to lay off the toothpaste bro!

  • you should put some heroes there, nice video though

  • do you have a neighbor that's in a band that's making that outtro of your video (Probably) hey im gonna be making a version of this video in roblox :P

  • and guys stop spamming this nipple4nipple bullshit

  • Dude... this vid is EPIC AS HELL!!!!!!!! LOL

  • nipple4nipple?

  • Nipple4nipple

  • What program do you use to get your special effects such as the lasers,fire,and city

  • nipple4nipple?

  • what is that song at the beginning? i recognize it, but i dont know where its from...

  • @kylejack1 Lol I instantly recognised it from Picnicface but that's probably not where it's originally from - just came on here to post that exact same thing on the comments after the nipple4nipple link hehe

  • @annnnnnnuuuussss it's not from picnicface. Everyone in the world who owns a modern mac has this apple loop.

  • @bobjenz well that's probably why I didn't know that...mystery solved :D

  • @bobjenz What's an Apple Loop?

    I have a modern Mac (late 2009 model), but I don't know what Apple Loop is.

    I have iMovie and Final Cut Studio, thought.

  • @bobjenz  I KNEW YOU USE IMOVIE!

  • nipple4nipple?

  • nipple4nipple?

  • thnx

  • nipple4nipple?

  • ...new toothpaste......... muahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!­! Get FRED!!

  • i want that toothpaste :D

  • they should hire u for colgates ads.

  • lol

    

  • fail

  • i'd brush my teeth even 5 times a day if this kind of toothpaste existed :D

  • now thats the power of Colgate toothpaste

  • lol he issa firin' his lazor!!!

  • well....i'm verry shy :but....but... i i like y your video's s s

  • I Liked The Ending. "NEW TOOTHPASTE!" LOL

  • haha this is stupid but funny.

    you should watch some of our vids , and subscribe and comment and stuff, btw i live the uncle sam onee!! haha soo funnyy( :

  • lol he looks like he has rabies

  • Retard.