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  • this guys ratio has to be like .000006

  • Theater sux it didnt save me random ballistic knife headshot

  • ay yo dawg... dis flocka

  • Rocket tampon hahaha XD

  • First wat u do is find a friend if u have trouble try eharmony.com

  • nice rocket tampon

  • "I shoot this guy with the rocket tampon"

    Sir, you are in fact, fucking hilarious.

  • your fucking funny bro

  • Lol scrotum scratcher

  • rocket tampon inbound

  • yea so here i just do and i kill a by headbutting his balls

  • Great, now to find BassieDeckers comment >.>

  • @HypurDoom srsly that comment sucks....

  • FUCKING SHIT, KEEP THIS SHIT COMING

  • I wish we could still do this, mw3 DOESENT have this!

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  • rocket tampon LOL

  • Oh my god. Someone using the dolphin dive for a purpose that makes sense. This is a once in a lifetime experience.

  • Lol @E-harmony

  • I logged in just to sub to you. :D

  • Does this work IRL?

  • i think u should play team fortress 2 critical

  • ITS CALLED BUNNY HOP 

  • @SquidRG Not anymore.

  • I got one. Mw2 artillery: place some C4, on top of that a claymore (change class for that), and the gaymore jumps up and lands on the ground. Have a spotter watching the landing area and when he sees a bad guy claymore bomb him

  • XD ;)

  • Make i live commentary on a whole match

  • "Theater Mode decided they wanna remove the penis from my body" LOL

  • so this guies over here shitting hiz pantz nd im not wearin any nd im victorious with leap from lol

  • XD fine sir

  • cr1tikal for machinima

  • whats the intro song/sound clip ?

  • comment butschenz

  • I HAVE A TACTIC!!!!!!:YOU KNOW THAT MW2 ONE WITH THE SNIPPER TACTICAL INSERTION YEAH DO THAT BUT KEEP DOING IT TO WRE THEY GET SO FRUSTRATED THEY RAGE TRY THAT XD

  • Omfg....i squirted ice cream out my nose.... I was laughing sooooo hard.... :)

  • Hanndicap is Online.

  • I spat all over my computer when I laughed...

  • and yeah the game must be licking potato chips because theres no way that scrotem scratcher sould have killed me

  • any new ones for mw3?

  • I have no pant on and I popped a boner....you proud?

  • its called buddy rushes.. usmc 

  • here's a clip while i headbutt this gentlemans ballsack, 69th kill.. self explanitory.

  • @MrAndrew151 XD I didn't notice that.

  • Here is a clip where i headbutt this gentleman's ballsack

  • "This guy's shitting his pants, I'm not wearing pants, and I came out victorious."

    WHAT A POET.

  • and yea, this boy over here shittin his pants and i dont wear pants XD YEAA

  • hahahahaha eharmony x]

  • Whats up critikal its everyone

    

  • @Toge226Cod what's the point in copying something someone else has said, especially because the person you copied it from probably copied it from someone else

  • Everyone that comments his videos and copies his quotes..... We heard when he said it commenting it doesn't make it funnier unless he says it

  • i got a  head shot by doing leap frog

  • the nipple tatcic

  • and the game was licking patatoe chips or something... you sir earned my sub

  • 0:50 LOL

  • his quotes KILL ME xD

  • gentlemans ballsack hahaha

  • i headbutt this gentlemans ballsack

  • your quotes are iconic

  • 1 tactiv:out of maps

  • *slap *slap *slap Fucking shit! mothra over here's flying in my room and im trying to get his ass

  • Your awesome

  • "that guy was shiting hes pants, and here I am not using pants..." LMAO

  • 1:14 to 1:21 is the best part

  • ROCKETPON

  • Funniest commentaror on youtube :P!

  • if you have a problem finding friends XD

  • LMFAO 0:47

    

  • I sound almost exactly like you, we should team up.

  • Wow really He would say Rocket Tampon xD

  • your voice ain't fun at all.

  • @BassieDeckers you suck

    

  • @TOOCOOLFORPROBLEMS your mom's d*ck

  • @BassieDeckers theres about 10 people out of millions hate cr1tikal

    you are one of the 10. I call these people, Dumbasses

  • @Terrorstanius thats just like your mother called you, when you were born ;)

  • @BassieDeckers You dont know me, so you have NO proof to back that up, Fail Troll

  • @Terrorstanius yes i do, i slept with your mother. ;)

  • @BassieDeckers Once again,

    where the fuck is ur proof :)

    Ur just making urself look like an idiot

  • @Terrorstanius I put it on your mothers nightstand, next to her bed..

  • @BassieDeckers again, ur making urself look like an idiot

    then what's my mom's name? what does she look like?

    Whats my name?

    Owned...

  • @Terrorstanius I just said: you sl*t, thats all :)

  • YOU ARE AMAZING.

  • Dude I have asked like 5 people and they all pused out going on e harmony

  • 1:15 - 1:18 greatest quote in the world in 3 seconds.

  • i dont think that was a moth i think you were just wanking...

  • fuckin shit, mothr over here is flyin round my room and im tryna get his ass

  • my psn is buttfungie i would love to do fun tactics in a 6 party in search and destroy but all my friends are try hards so if you want to do fun tactics friend me with a message saying fun tactics

  • JOINT COMMENTARY WITH EL PRESADOR NOW!!!

  • you are fucking funny m8!

  • Scrotum scratcher xD

    

  • rocket tampon

    

  • me n my frend did it n i got a chopper

  • Man your so stupid your voice sucks like your moms and you swear like a fool ass hole plus thats not called leap frog its called dolphin dive fool

  • @pepsiarabia1 STFU!!

  • @ryan66609 your dad right

  • @pepsiarabia1 huh? wtf you on about?

  • @pepsiarabia1 You're a dumbass... He calls it leap frog because if you have ever had FRIENDS when you were young, which I highly doubt because you're such a fucking douche, you would know that what he's doing looks like leap frog in real life. And at least he's original with his swearing.

  • @Weikkah Like your dad just to tell you i can own you and him so bad in call of duty mw2 and black ops when your using a machine gun and i am using a sniper with tomahawk he sucks so so so much

  • @pepsiarabia1 Wow...Your life is fucked HARD. And yea, you probably CAN own me in COD, because I'm not a fucking retarded nerd who plays COD 10 hours a day and boasts for being a stupid cock muncher. And btw, I can't ''Own'' you in COD, because I have a LIFE, ever heard of it?

  • @Weikkah If you have a life why are you watching this video I thought you got one play video games doesnt mean you dont have a life everyone plays this game asshole so go say that to your dad

  • @pepsiarabia1 If I watch a few YouTube videos doesn't mean that I don't have a life. And if you start using lines like the ones you used in your previous statements of stupidity, referring that you can own people in video games, as insults, it's pretty much leading to the fact that you're a no life. Also no, not everybody plays Black Ops fucktard. And if you're going to bother replying to me with your shit again, please learn to write with proper grammar so it's easier for me to understand you.

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  • headjob!

    

  • I love how you make the best jokes but u dont laugh

  • hahahahahaha "the rocket tampon"

  • I have no idea what the fuck this guy is talking about but it's hilarious XD He sounds like he hit puberty at birth

  • He is seriously one of the funniest commentators :D

  • @precisionsparkz

    ONE of them?

    he IS the funniest.

  • Lol, Trouble finding friends hahahahahahahahaha

  • wow dude freakin funniest guy ever scrotum scratcher hahahahs

  • This is some fucking hilarious shit.

  • add cdogg12344

  • LMFAO hahahahah "yea this was pretty cool i shoot this guy with a rocket tampon"

    i almsot pisse dmy pants on that hahaha

  • lmfao this gentlemens ballsack

  • im gunna try this right now heading to my friends house

  • Lolololol! "For this tactic u need a friend. If u r having trouble finding a friend, I suggest eharmony."

  • leap FroOoG

  • 0:50 Lmfao! :D

  • 86 ppl think justin bieber has a dick

  • i have to pee

  • Go on modern shit stain 2 hahahah and get a bunch of friends and find a corrner and have two people in front two in back and in the very back have some one with a shotgun and when the ones in the back go down to chrouch then the guy with the shotgun shoot the other team and do it on search and destroy

  • Keep pressing 4 XD

  • ur voice is so damn deep!

  • @NRShizzy It's sexy as fuck.

  • @Anahit11 u better be a girl...

  • @NRShizzy I am. Dur.

  • @Anahit11 omg do u have an xbox

  • @NRShizzy I just got one, but I'm not getting Live until MW3. I'm on PS3 for now.

  • @Anahit11 ah thats to bad....

  • Its half 2 n the morning and i my mum wock up when she heard me laughing when he said "i just headbutted this gentalmens ballsack and killed him useing this tequneek" and sorry for my bad spelling :L

  • FUCK, my youtube is broken, wont go past 2:03

  • lmao rocket tampon

  • thumbs up if he should do standup on comedy central

  • my stomach hurts!

  • this dude is hilarious!!!!

  • I suggest eharmony lol

  • he should do zombies

  • there's no 2:02

  • HOLY SHIT I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!!!

  • YOU SHOULD PLAY PORTAL 2!!

  • HE SOUNDS LIKE A UPMOST DICK HAHA (Y)

  • I joined a ground war lobby where the entire enemy team was doing this.

  • i frakin dying because of 0:49 "well this is an example of me headbutting this gentleman's ballsack and killing him" xD

  • DO PORTAL 1 or 2 GAMEPLAY AND COMMENTARY OR HL2 or tf2! Thanks!

  • can u do more funny vids, please

  • how are you not a partner ffs

  • tbag a guy if he doesnt know ur thar for 1 minute and when he turns around hve someone dive into his sack and knife him in ht eface -bored- or ... just a rocket tampon montoge

  • Send this into AmazingFilms247

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  • fun tactics episode: stick your friend with ur semtex and watch them RUN AT THE ENEMY

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  • ur extremy funny

  • my ballsack is bigger than yours

  • rocket tampon

  • @pengiunz0 fuckin lol!

  • Pants on head, retarded.

  • Check out my channel for FUNNY commentaries.

    I know this is spam but when i dont say this my video gets one view and that one view is from myself...

  • "i shoot this guy with the rocket tampon" haha

  • 84 ppl couldnt do the leap frog

  • nice!

    

  • hahahahah! thats fucking hilarious!:P 

  • Here's a clip where I headbutt this gentleman's ballsack and kill him with this technique.

  • hahaha rocket trampon? lol

  • ure so funny hahaha i gess the game was licking potato chips cos theres no way that scrotum scrather could have killed me lololol hahahahaha

  • This shit is hilarious FUCK YA

  • Does anyone think Cr1TiKaL probably looks like Butthead from Beavis and Butthead

  • 84 people could not find a friend on eharmony

  • @chucknorrisjr96 What an original joke.

  • @chucknorrisjr96 another four got hit in the balls by Cr1tikal

  • @chucknorrisjr96  88 people

  • You Should play altitude on the computer!!!!!!