Pineapple Express | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[Mister15to1]

just saying.. James Franco wasn't the Green Goblin,he was the "new" Goblin stupid name actually :D

[cyburnman27]

i love this one i wish they do more like this in the near future XD

[Sugardaddy501]

I could not stand the crass humor of this film and why did they need to say fuck 1,000,000 times in 1 film. I walked out because the swear fucking annoyed me after 5 minutes. Only fans of crass drug jokes will love this; I hate crass jokes.

[eldeano1]

i hate stoners that try to live up to that stereotype of a 'stoner' they are the dicks :L like harold and kumar.. i hate those films

[DayumBass]

I could listen to Korey say damn any day of the week

[GamerJoe676]

Why did carlyle leave anyway?

[vendeta912]

I remember this review. It was what pushed me into go see the movie and ultimately made them my fave movie critics. Thanks for the post yall!!! I almost forgot about this shit.

[15minoflame]

I give it uhm eh uhm Uhhh uhm Uhhh

[TheSnowyice]

1:30 Um, did Carlye just turn into the Cheshire Cat? XD

[TheSnowyice]

OMG I freaking loved this movie! x]

[davisxmonster]

james franco is a notorious stoner

[davebackgammon]

Dude! Dude! Dude!... Dude!...... Dude!

[southpark1834]

2:22

O_o

[shazaleaf]

spill crew gettin high.......pricless.

[TheNearyman]

I wanna know how the exact same line is BOTH of the top comments

[M0VIES4U2]

Carlye is not my favorite reviewer.

[spillcom]

@M0VIES4U2 who is?

[M0VIES4U2]

@spillcom Oh. Sorry, dude! I meant to say "is NOW my favorite reviewer. Thanks for responding to my stupidity, though!

[spillcom]

@M0VIES4U2 oh ha ha! Yeah, we are all sad to see him go.

[maxpaynekat]

@spillcom What was carlyles theory on the lion king?

[OwlEye2010]

@spillcom How can you not like Carlyle? He was probably the fairest reviewer of the Spill crew.

[spillcom]

@OwlEye2010 You meant to respond to MOVIES4U2 right? He mis- typed. Carlyle will be missed. Who knows maybe he'll come back to Spill. We would love to have him back!

[Scottsmaster1]

@spillcom What happened to Carlye?

[Znowprince]

@spillcom Hmm who is my favorite Spill.com reviewer......ALL ARE !! Corey, Cyrus (Not Miley Cyrus), Leon and Carlyle. in other words :

Corey : The boss.

Cyrus : The movie geek.

Leon : The Half Bat (reference to the batman review :P)

Carlyle : The Disagreing Scooter speeder :P

[adrianreborn]

@spillcom Where he go?....and who is this? Cory?

[blueborg17]

@Spillcom I would like to review with you on the new spider-man movie

[blueeyesaf]

I'm with the guy with the afro, I don't like stoners, I don't like spending time with them, and I just really don't like drugs in general, cuz I haven't seen the college side of drugs where people only do the soft stuff and they don't do shit they can't take back. The drugs that I've experianced (no me first hand but friends and family so I've seen it not experianced it) makes you black out, have sex with strangers, kill yourself, and cause long term damage. So I just can't laugh at it anymore.

[ChelseaFC475]

@blueeyesaf Ok weed is like the safest thing ever. Just cause it's labeled drug doesn't mean it'll kill you the medicine you take to get well is labeled drug. Weed doesn't cause brain damage and if you smoke once in awhile it doesn't cause lung damage. You have a better chance at being struck by lighting than dying from smoking weed. And high school is the where people do "soft drugs" college its all about coke and heroin the hard fatal shit.

[blueeyesaf]

@ChelseaFC475 You obviously don't go to my high school. But even though weed isn't literaly that bad but most people who take weed eventually do harder shit eventually. And I know people who has happened to so I can't laugh at things like that anymore. I've lost friends to drugs, both by me being too disgusted to be friends with them and them dying so don't come to me and say that drugs are safe.

[ChelseaFC475]

@blueeyesaf i said weed man not drugs

[blueeyesaf]

@ChelseaFC475 Weed is a drug.

[ChelseaFC475]

@blueeyesaf yea i meant specifically weed not other drugs like meth or heroin

[blueeyesaf]

@ChelseaFC475 Yeah but what I'm saying is that I can't find humor in ANY drugs. Any drug related humor is too much as far as I'm concerned. Irrelivant of the drug.

[iAmGOD009]

@blueeyesaf I see where you're coming from sir, but even through my experiences with my cousins and uncles and friends getting fucked up on heroin and meth, occasionally what I need is an honest to god good old fashioned retard stoner flick.

[LilJ3090]

@blueeyesaf weed really isnt a drug its an herb, it doesnt become a drug until its mixed into drugs, weed of course has only a few harmless side effects, hell its actually healthier than nicotine

[101lilbreeze]

" dude dude dude dude ....dufe! LOL

[1alejo2]

"Alright lets get these ratings out of the way. Carlyle."

"Nom nom...Oh rwell I gri.."

"Yea. Yea. You give it full price. Shut the fuck up."

ROFL HAHAHA XD

[Ironriver57]

haha i give it low full price

[kodatastical]

"He serves WHAT?! hehehehe" LMAO, I almost died.

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[sidewaysonhighways]

Stoner jokes and stoners are annoying when they do it for shits and giggles. When they do it to put their mind at ease, its ok if they are trying to releave stress. I hate when people do it to make others think their life is shitty. Same with drinking. Stoners don't have a hard time..........taking office. Thing I really hate w/ stoners or any drug or alcohol abusers, is that if you are with them, you never know when or where they are gonna pull out drugs. "Dude there's a cop right there."

[TheSamee]

I'm a black man I was BORN in jail!

[SlientChaos]

LOL Carlyle...

[kswift1238]

fullprice

[rivmikant]

Matinee

[chokkathunda94]

I'm a black man i was BORN IN JAIL!

[mphst6]

"He serves what?" HAHAHAHA I almost died!

[02justSAY]

The chase scene on the cop car was shot a few blocks from my house :)

[jawehawk]

Very mediocre movie with the last 30 minutes just being downright terrible. Gay jokes aren't that funny when you do them all the way though a 2 hour long movie. The sound design and the way the action was filmed was awful.

[CalebSctEllis]

Better than sex...

[qqw52]

(prepare the hate) pineapple express was a bit overated i mean i liked it, and it was a rare big production stoner flick but it isnt the jizztastic movie everyone think it was

[DJ7131]

how high is much better

[dadiddlydooda]

This review was funnier than the movie.

[Aaron72591]

Half baked sucked their was only one funny part.

[kazzy1000]

your a fucking idiot

[Aaron72591]

@kazzy1000 nah it sucked balls only fucking idiots like that movie

[wargun1000]

i laghed hard when korey went down

[SpikeyJamez]

MAJOR LOL at 1:29!

[nmscats]

if u dont give this a full price or higher fuck u

[Whomey]

Hes not the green goblin you fucking tards. He's the hob goblin.

[sexyxrs]

30 people must be stoned

[eriksports]

BETTER THAN SEX movie for both stoners and non-stoners alike. 

[MARKUSPOGAR1981]

I love smoking bud!!!!

[MhereFTW]

these guys are so funny when they're hiiiiiiiiggghhh!!!

[mrGreatBrownHope]

This just wasn't funny for me.

[ruseca13]

james franco was good cuz this was the original role he played in Freaks and Geeks

[thechaserv97]

the guy never was the green gobiln he was the new gobiln THERES A FREAKY DIFFRENCE

[Taylorwest626]

matinee



[Bagrad100]

HOLY FUCK CARLISLE MADE ME LMAO!!! why can't he be high ALL the time???? hahahahaha

[NoobTVinc]

half baked is probably equally as good as pineapple express.

[M0VIES4U2]

From Get Smart to this review, Carlye (or whatever his real name is) will always be beast.

[mickmagiver]

James Franco was fucking brilliant in this film....

[EvilLeparacaun]

AAAH THATS WAS SO FUNNY MY LUNGS HURT!!!

[coaly13]

Alot of pot smokers like myself that are mature and educated ,don't act like mumbling fools who forget everything sitting on the couch laughing. Smart people that smoke are still smart and productive when they get high, its the people who are natural dumb asses that seem to get more ignorant, forgetful and zombie like when they smoke. When your talking about weed speak for your self , not all smokers as a whole fit that classic image.

[R2R3L4]

@coaly13 Meh, I still see you as a stoner.

[Anth150]

I'm not a marijuana smoker myself, but I fucking loved this movie. Even all the pot references.

[LeahstineandSmeghan]

James Franco. nuff said. :D

[MetallicRaver]

im a black man i was born in jail lol

[sportguitar7100]

That was hilarious

[gordo1031]

I almost shit my pants laughing at 1:29

[dillain123]

thumbs up if you was high while watching this movie..... thumbs up if your high now

[bootherproducts]

red is jesus if he was in the world trade center during 9/11 he would walk out the ruble and go to a diner and order breakfest

[M0VIES4U2]

Go Carlye!

[Jarethenator]

best reviewers EVAR

[cosmokramer41]

seth rogen is hilarious

[Mrlnglourious]

2:24 Korey's eyes LOL

[mariano26788]

movies themes of Jude Apatow.... masturbation, relathionships, friends, hot chiks, marihuana, geeks, and more masturbation

[shinobi074]

LMFAO "ya ya u give it a full price now shut the fuck up "

[GamerfreakB7]

"Full price, now let me go!"

[TheBigDransutavicius]

Hahahahaha favorite review from you guys. really well done and funny as hell.

[Rycan18]

Full Price!!! Also Carlyle can i get some weed from u ?

[theeyeofthestorms]

matinee myself. its nice, but not that great of a movie.

[cecoman314]

very funny review, but one flaw is they said james franco was the green goblin when he was the new goblin, the green goblin was willam dafoe. Still a great review.

[jakesworld11]

james and seth are together again. werent they in a show first?

[axelsaulean]

these guys are so WAY off from giving the actual storyline and they didn't explain why the movie is called Pineapple Express, which is kinda funny... anyway the movie is 5 stars

[KRATOSRETURNSv2]

"Stoners are fu*king annoying....

-Mwehehehehh!":D

[seanjeaici]

this movie looks like a ripoff of Harold and Kumar

[LordAtlas93]

just watched half baked and as a stoner comedy its awesome! but as a movie it basically sucks lol

[LordAtlas93]

@LordAtlas93 yeah though this movie aint a stoner comedy as much as a general one and its still mad good

[GrayWoIf]

Only part I didn't like was when they slept in the car I felt that part was a little long and boring

[WhySoSerious998]

haha I've never smoked weed and thought this movie was hilarious

[BrotherHugo500]

Low Matinee right here.

[TheBoomViper]

"I'm a black man, I was born in prison..."

LMAO

[CushionProductions]

dude, this is a fucking awesome movie. I bet even people who don't smoke would enjoy this.

[Mnc41598]

What's matinee lol

[ABoredGreaser]

I don't smoke weed, and I loved this movie. BETTER THAN SEX!!!!!!!!!

[Stubpidity]

I love that its a stoner movie for non-stoners. Anyone who knows anything about marijuana would realise that Pineapple Express is just a strain of marijuana, its just one of the many 'fruity' flavoured strains. There is absolutely nothing special about it, it isn't worth more, it isn't more potent, it just tastes slightly sweet.

[davetoporek]

haha, very funny review, good stuff

[jslbrt]

i don't smoke weed, so I didn't like this movie. But I can see why people could like it and respect that.

[maskedcrusader]

lol this is probably my favorite review. Pineapple Express was pretty good. And that's so true about stoners. "HAHAHA YEAH I'VE DONE THAT."

[clashrogers]

James Franco is the son of the Green Goblin who is actually Willem Dafoe.

[Airsoftsniperkid]

Reefer Madness is hands down the grrrrreatest pot movies of all time. Let me hear it my dope brothers and sisters!

[XxSayrosxX]

Half-baked was terrible, I think it's my worst DVD purchase ever....well no, the Grudge was but...no yeah half baked was worse...

[tacoshitter]

i think we should stay here! why? im in the dumpster already XD

[RayThomasFilms]

Its not a pothead movie, its a Bromance movie about two potheads. These reviews are a little half-assed.

But, these guys do put alot of work into making the reviews interesting to watch so i give them that.

[ghostbuster56]

yeah you give it full price shut the fuck up lmao

[ajesusgoat]

this film iiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss soooooooooo gooooooooood

[WillardE4]

herald and kumar=best stoner commedy

[Airsoftsniperkid]

Uh...noooooo. Reefer Madness is! Hahahahaha!

[gudtarplaya2]

if you love judd apatow, and seth rogen and james franco working together, go on netflix, and watch the tv show, freaks and geeks. lots of familiar faces that you wouldnt expect. it was a tv show from the 90s that was cancelled for some reason, but it is basically every apatow film ever made, into a show.

[tommiisan]

Half-Baked being funnier? Aren't you shitting me? That's so stupid.

[MattSpradlinG]

haha this review was funny carlyle? MHMMHM Yea Full Price shut the fuck up!"

[BlueBeetle43]

ROFLMAO, these guys are just as funny as some of the films they review

[Cidoflas]

@BlueBeetle43 considering they review a lot of bad movies, theyre usually funnier than most of the movies they review.

[zombie161]

for me its better then sex cause i get the jokes in all, and how the chemistry works, everythin works and i love it.

[1moe7]

Lol I'm a black man I was BORN in jail! LMFAO

[nikohyman]

FULL PRICE

altho best stoner movie of all time 

GRANDMAS BOY

IF U AINT SEEN IT 7 TIMES FUNNIER THAN PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

[VideoVixen24]

Well, I wouldn't say 7 times funnier - 3 maybe, but I have to admit Grandma's Boy had me in tears from laughing so hard. I didn't even think it would be funny - boy was I wrong, LOL

[decepticon54]

id give it a rental

even tho im a stoner i did not like this movie that much

rental

[SpartaClan]

goddamn, why'd this comment get so many thumbs down. I disagree with dgsierra10, but he was just giving his opinion.

[mattfca]

full price

[Tprinces]

i love Carlisle when he's high XD

[FinnmensGrave]

@Tprinces Carlyle

[F4M7]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE this review was cool.

btw do any of you have any weed?

[madmiguelh2o]

half baked is only good bc of Dave Chapel. That goat boy dude is the fakest stoner ever.

[d5gdf56gdfg]

4:23 Pretty much me when im high

[blakebellamy82]

Seth Rogen is amazing and James Franko just did amazing in this film, I didnt know it was Franco because of him being a stoner lol.

[Saristas711]

better than sex

[tflan9]

seriously watch this movie high, it makes it ten times funnier. when i first heard that i was like no way its funnier when you are high but then i got high and watched it and it was seriously the funniest thing ever.

[PaulyCatz82]

this movie disappointed me immensely...maybe cause i don't smoke anymore, or it was just overhyped in the media, but i rarely laughed at rogen or franco's antics. RENTAL

[mortylad]

your opinion doesnt matter . i bet you, your so sad you try and pretend like you know shit and put you veiws on every one of there videos ! ahaha you fukin ass clown

[fleckerboy]

I love this film SOOOOO much!!

[HairyManLegs]

the funniest movie ever

[mattyod7]

dude man, CHEECH AND CHONG UP IN SMOKE!! best movie ever.

[barulez]

One of the best Judd Apatow produced films ever made. I'm very happy to have it on Blu-ray. Awesome stuff!!!!

[galli109]

seth rogen and the green goblin lol

[coyotefever105]

I Found this Movie to be a little boring on some level but I was satisfied by the acting and action scenes. A sequel is possible with Seth and James Franco, a great duo. And I would have to be high to give it full price, but I give it a matinee

[Vameon]

I found this movie to be an acomplishment all around.

[rioamericanosucks]

this movie really want to haz a dealer as a best friend

[ClasicRko]

full price

[SuperVinylMan]

dude i think these guys reviewing the movie are a bunch of stoners LOL

[PoglavnikPavelic]

half baked is worst movie ever

[01hdav]

it's co-written and starring Dave Chappelle. It can't be that bad, he's like the funniest man on the planet.

[hlfsinger]

yeh half baked is amazing, Poglav blah blah pav doesnt know shit. Half baked is one of the funniest original stoner movies

[whiterottenrabbit]

What are you talking about? Half Baked was sweet!

[misterfrustration]

i didnt care for it either.

[TechnoBug99]

lol "i'm a black man i was born in jail"

4:06

[darkwatch1234]

the drug dealer looks alot like kurt cobain

[shaktoobe]

these revviews are soo funny

[mastercrackz]

doesnt do stoners justice? wow.... haha

[dmpeter10]

i would give it a rental

[fikapaburk]

I love how you think everyone dies but still come back.

[xplaykid]

This movie was great because of how they managed to make it funny as hell while keeping the action decent

[enisijzer]

Seth Rogen and James Franco are really funny in this. The movie itself in terms of story and directing isn't the best, but it's still good. High Matinee.

[deathlocks01]

pineapple express is SOO much better than half baked

[dethklok831]

@deathlocks01 agreed

[SeanConnery9000]

You can be a stoner or a normal person & either way you will love this movie.

One of the best Judd Apatow prod