The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 movie review

[TheSavaraian]

Video thumbnail says it all.

[gbphilster2004]

Ummm, question to all the twilight fans out there, how do Vampires reproduce, if there dead. There is no blood flow... you know... down there... in the naughty bits. So bella getting pregnant would be illogical.

[xenomorphalien123]

My review of this video:AWESOMETACULAR

My review of every twilight movie:Dogshit

[thereturnofchaos]

Like if your going to scream skin on skin, let the love begin! Anytime you watch Breaking dawn Part 1

[dawgfan24348]

Some 17 year old guy falls in love for an infant?

THE FUCK?

[HaloandMetroid]

@dawgfan24348 Yep. Its gets better. He is going to bang her when she is seven because she will look 18. >.>

[orlanditodr]

I was forced to see Eclipse 3 times with 3 diferent girlfriends that I had back then... worse torture that you can ever had, I liked the girld that can see future or whatever, she is kind of hot but thats about it

[HAZARDGrunt4500]

lets be truthful here, i clicked this for you to slam this!

[purpleluver74]

i used to be a fan of this series, actually. I read all the books and was content, until the first movie. Then I slowly realized how much of a dogshit series it was. Thank you, Jeremy, for giving an honest review of the movie.

For all the twihards who have yet to see the light: you KNOW this is exactly what happens in the book/movie. You have nothing to complain about, the series is just that bad. pleeeeeease watch True Blood. Its similar, except EVERYTHING about it is better. everything.

[FrankMillersEvilHat1]

You review was Bananaramawesome!

[deicher62]

I saw this with my girlfriend n my mom n honestly this was the best out of all of them. Twilight was ok. New moon was dogshit. Eclipse was donkey piss (slightley better than dog shit). This one was actually decent

[moonlightkisu]

This is the best Twilight Movie review I have ever seen.

[RohanSpartin]

@moonlightkisu Yeah, pretty much. Bella's dad is the best part.

[killer92173]

So, is "Nothing" is worse than "Dogshit"?

[BeautyGirl6795]

And they did sparkle FYI when he jumps off the waterfall. Duh how would they forget. Plus it has to be direct sunlight.

[jokerisnomak]

@BeautyGirl6795 why do I feel like killing you with fire...

[BeautyGirl6795]

@jokerisnomak Rude lol. 

[BeautyGirl6795]

I just watched the movie. I honestly cant see how you could say it was bad. At least ok. I guess its because I was a fan from the start. I loved it. Cant wait to see reseme if thats how you spell her name!

[purpleluver74]

@BeautyGirl6795 ... Renesme. i refuse to watch these movies because of her existance. creepiest...child...ever....

[MrAdzerman]

Jeremy, I love you but i hate you aswell. Whenever i feel like a laugh, i watch one of your vids, but i always end up watching, like 20 :D its a totally awesometacular waste of time

[demotto44]

Aren't they suppose to sparkle? LOL

[Majorasword64]

I was about to watch twilight, but then I realised I could do something way more fun like hit myself with a rusty hammer.

[HaloandMetroid]

Hey Jeremy, guess what? The author of Twilight is considering making a love story about the baby (Renesmee) and Jacob. Just imagine the movies. O.o

[NellChenoweth]

@HaloandMetroid i'm sorry, but that is just disgusting. LOL she can't be serious.

[RohanSpartin]

I was going to watch this movie, but I realized I could watch Lord of the Rings instead.

[LilyMoth12]

My buddy got this on DVD. We watched this and I said, "Skin on skin let the love begin!" Right before stone vampire got on bella. The girls stared at me and I just couldn't stop laughing!

[gamergalor]

Someone said that when I went to see it and now I know why

[TheBestGamer43]

Jeremy I hate you! I laughed so hard about when the sex scene and I eating Chicken Noodle Soup and I spit my soup at the screen. You owe me a display!

[Oroorel]

Wouldn't edward have like.. a cold dick..

Give bella frostbite.

[Darthbrandon]

Got the DVD from the library and couldn't get through 10 minutes. HORRIBLE MOVIE!

[autobotman]

aaand that's why I hate twilight

[Pooky1991]

I want the Rifftrax of these movies. Thats the best way to watch these because you can't take them seriously.

[Rayamana7x]

I Hada take my girlfriend to go see this movie goes fuck shes a tween, i thought i was being nice but i ended up being a prick like when the sex scene came one i couldn't stop laughing at how ridicoulous it was, i talked shit throught the whole movie. So after that night.. The single life.

[aboo00oode992]

@Rayamana7x Respect !!

[bearspf85]

Despite watching the review first I still bought the movie to give it a chance. Boy do I regret that one

[EvOxDrama]

hey J.J.,

if bella or whatevr her name is dies in the next movie will you like the part 2?

[Italonino]

Is there a sex tape?

[munekita2009]

As a twilight fan i must say this movie sucked!!

[ShaakTi93]

funniest movie review I've ever seen! everything is absolutely right!

[metalni1]

you are awsome xD

[Gihad97]

Hilarious. Rock and rock. :)

[askingalexandria066]

haha you so deserve more views then this

[thedarkergerkin]

the movie is..NOTHING. i exploded with laughter

[captcrais101]

#1 worst movie of 2011. I HATED THIS MOVIE!

[FunnyBlokje]

HAHAAH, YOU ARE GENIUS,. 

[JAWZ131]

I ahd to see this with my girlfriend. Fucking hell, about half way through the movie i shouted THIS IS SHIT. Every just laughed and carried on watching. Apart from that 12 year old girl, she hated me

[KashgroundTM]

@JAWZ131 lmfao that prolly was my sis

[TheKydogg]

DUDE that Twilight saga movie SUCKS!!!!!!!!

[randa9711]

i went to this movie and wen the sex scene came some guy in the back yelled "SKIN ON SKIN...LET THE LOVE BEGIN!!!" everyone told him to shut up but i couldnt stop laughing

[JeremyJahns]

@randa9711 That's awesometacular!

[truthspeaks01]

@JeremyJahns most likely the best part of the movie. :-s

[imheresocall911]

@randa9711 That might have been me....

[awvidfan123]

@randa9711 That guy is epically awesome!

[BEasTftw1]

@randa9711 how do u get a boner if edward's blood doesn't circulates

[randa9711]

@BEasTftw1 um why are you asking me this?

[GNW002ThroneZwei]

@randa9711 Too bad he didn't record that. Now that would be awesometacular.

[kristinamednasa]

Taylor and robert are the only reason why you will never get a reel girlfriend.

[charlottehinchcliffe]

Twihard here.. the build up is in the first three movies, he proposes in the second one, leading onto to third one, where she finally says yes so if a whole movie isnt enough of a build up for you you could have a problem there? you obviously dont get the whole meaning of the movie, jesus christ.

[MrSunshine571]

@charlottehinchcliffe I actually agree, but the whole wedding happens way too quickly, youre 10 min into the movie and omfg they are married...

[TaminaTurner]

@charlottehinchcliffe stfu bych

[DeanSearle]

@charlottehinchcliffe no, there is no build up as there is no emotion between the characters. Just because you take time to do something doesn't make it a buildup.

[McSwagger45]

i think they ust riped this off of Juno

[SuperCanonshooter]

I just sat through this movie as a valentine gift for my wife...and it was HORRID. I mean HORRID. By far your best and most honest review ever!

[MatthewBissonnette88]

Just when you think vampires could not get anymore gay.

[Petrico94]

I wish i had a motor (i think that's what it is)

[RebelAdmiral]

almost there people, almost there.

[spiderjerusalem100]

I would rather inject bleach into my testicles than watch this piece of rancid buffalo shit movie.

I made the mistake of watching the first half of the first Twilight movie and i could feel my brain slowly melting.

Shallow, irritating characters portrayed by a cast with the acting ability of a dead dog, Kristen Stewart is a talent black hole and Robert Pattinson looks like a fucking crackhead.

[thirdperiodpain]

Why did I stop watching you?

[qwuezalothus]

Meyer is a nun.

[29AndreG]

God, this movie sucked.

[trequor]

I pissed myself laughing when he made his lautner face

[sydneywinco]

I fuckin disagree with u douche!

[xxpuaraxx]

@sydneywinco no one cares your in the minority most agree with him

[eaGLeZFan97]

122 people are twi-hards

[whtsthadealio1]

lol... a rating of nothin hilarious

[xoxKatieBaileyxox]

I actually like the twilight films, but holy shit your review was hilarious!

[Darcyxoxoxo]

Jeremy go to hell are you even a professional critic.

[navajanegra]

maybe not, but twiligth is not a professional movie either, you want a good movie about vampires chek interview with the vampire, or dracula from copola,

hey mister hahns prelase make a review of these movies please

[creedjeremy]

@Darcyxoxoxo Twihard alert

[TheEpicFlojd97]

@Darcyxoxoxo Hur hur huuuuuuuur dur...

[MissMasterPlan]

IT'S NOT BAD.

[TheEpicFlojd97]

@MissMasterPlan Awwww how cute:)

[BigImaginationDoll16]

@LuckaC22 If you're trying to make that sexist joke that's older than Christmas er who are you saying it to? Jeremy's a guy lol. Loser

[4BubLife]

Thank God I didn't torture myself trying to watch this lousy, piece of shit movie series. 

[DeliciousTalking]

Let's not forget Edward's supposed to be FREEZING cold, no? Should be like going to bed with a popsicle!!

[faceforyourNerves]

@DeliciousTalking and dont you need to be alive with the heart pumping blood to have an erection? how did bella get pregnant? did her womb get slapped with a flaccid penis? did he ejaculate crystals n shyt?

[faceforyourNerves]

@DeliciousTalking and that cold must've caused EPIC shrinkage! lol

[DeliciousTalking]

Agree, the Twilight movies have been EXTREMELY inconsistent...but Edward did sparkle for half a second during the clive jump on the honeymoon...lol

[29AndreG]

I'd go with the second part of what Jeremy said.

[LuckaC22]

MAKE ME A SANDWHICH



[AuggieJames]

im sorry jeremy but at 2:00 i covered my ears and didnt hear a word you said

[TheGamers40]

'Were almost there' THANK FUCK!!!!!

[OakParkStars]

@peacexoloveful who let you out the kitchen?????

[aCOLLABORATIONfilm]

@ 1:54...lost my shit...

[Emblemz]

sub :)

[demotto44]

Rock clapping. Lulz.

[missy12786]

how dare you make fun of the twilight saga!!!! you will die!!!!!(lol)

[TheGamers40]

@missy12786

yup and youll burn in hell for threatning Jeremy Jahns

[nyowani100]

yeah jeremy this has to b 1 of the best review i'v evaaaaaa seen...fricken hilarious...u'r e best.

[qwuezalothus]

@nyowani100

The third best reviewer on youtube!

[Gabstahsz]

ahaahhahahahahahhahahahhaaaaa even though i like twilight ahahh this is some funny shieeet

[WJSMITH4LIFE07]

I went to see this movie with my sister and I HATE twilight so much, but when they were gonna make love the first song came to my head was Marvin Gaye- "Lets Get It On" then I played my thoughts of Edward goes ape shit and bite and drink Bella's blood like a true vampire and kill her while Bella's father broke in the room and kill Edward with a stake and say "Die! MotherFucker!"...yea, thanks to the twilight...you ruin the true story of vampires!

[liltunechi4eva]

i remember when vampires sucked blood, not dicks

[BigImaginationDoll16]

Harry Potter: The end of an era

Twilight: The end of an error

[igorfranklin83]

@BigImaginationDoll16...

TRUE.

[Petrico94]

@BigImaginationDoll16 aint over yet. remember, part 1

[BigImaginationDoll16]

@Petrico94 But nearly there.

[peacexoloveful]

vampires do sparkle, they can be hit by the sun and plus and they have those streamer things and they block the sun. i love twilight. its awesome and for all you twihards out there you are awesome too. but you twilight haters oh well you are missing out.

[BigImaginationDoll16]

@peacexoloveful Yes, missing out on painful stupidity. BTW there weren't streamers to block out the sun, the sun was RIGHT ON THEM. And no sparkling. If you're going to have vampires twinkle like fairies at least be consistent about it. You can love what you want, no one cares, most Twilight fans are perfectly nice people, just a few give them a bad name.

[alexman378]

@peacexoloveful Vampires when out on the sun, get fried. End of story.Real vampires on Underworld, Blade or Interview with the Vampire. And vampires are not made out of fuckin porcelaine. You don't behead someone and he's just braking like a doll and nobody cares because nothing happens. And what about the "We don't kill our own kind" rule?

[Dexilan]

@peacexoloveful no, just no, the twilight saga is a brain-dead, illogical, shit storm, of a movie that people with no shame, no taste, and no ability to appreciate real writing go bat shit crazy over.

[ZerefBlack]

yeah twilight suck vampire snorkeling what the fuck is that it make nonsense 

[XxTigrexxX]

me and my cousin went to see it the week it came out with his GF and whenever something dramatic happend, he went "oh SHEE-IT" lmao we got kicked out

[salwa2533]

'twilight rocks!!! You suck!!!'

[KRATOSdude44]

god i hate twilight. vampires dont sparkle damn it!

[randa9711]

lol breaking dawn add in the cornor and i noticed taylor is making this face -_-

[randa9711]

dude my mother is so OBSESSED with twilight i've been forced to watch each movie at least 30 times so this just made my day NO this made my week

[PackWolf11]

a much as i love twilight i think this is so funny and cant stop watching them.

[bakuoh]

still searching for ''twilight rocks!!! You suck!!!''' comments

[Satarcon84]

I laufhed so much with this review i almost pee myself

[Satarcon84]

I laufhed so much with this review i almost pee myself

[coolwhipspecial]

The thumbnail on this video was all the review I needed.

[netwiz2]

@coolwhipspecial lol, me too!

[hackensac]

@fluffffyheart

-.-

[TheEpictoadjourney]

holy shit hating twilight and watching this high is fucking hilarious.

[Duxaization]

Isn't this story just about some girl getting pregnant??

[Skitjamo]

Def Leopard Reference =Life Complete

[TheSolarSurfer]

love Brawny Paper Towel Man lol

[G3NTL3S]

This movie was the biggest waste of 500mbs. I couldn't stand it. The voiceovers with the dogs... All the terrible acting from the whole cast... And just boringness. Don't watch this. Just don't.

[LupusNoir]

It can't even qualify as "dogshit", it's just "nothing" LOL

[fluffffyheart]

I love Breaking Dawn :)

[AwesomeVideos40]

Was that really in Crazy Stupid Love?

Ok. Now I have to see it.

[e69alpha]

Review the Blade movies

[Can1You1]

black screen of death

[alexman378]

Trade up for a real man-- vampire. Lestat from Interview with the Vampire. Real vampire all the way.

[MrZerotheDemon]

@alexman378 Or Alucard from Hellsing.

[alexman378]

@MrZerotheDemon Haven't seen it yet.

[MrZerotheDemon]

@alexman378 I recomend it. You might be pleased. Think Dracula vs Nazis.

[alexman378]

The only thing I give to the movies: They make good wallpapers.

[BoneyardBride]

I am an extreme fan of the book. But the movie took foot and shoved it up my own ASSHOLE. It really was bad. Jeremy didn't mention the part when they added a fight between the Vamps and Were's that wasn't even in the book. But nobody even got hurt. there supposed to be supernatural beasts and walking dead. but they both struggled, No one got hurt, and the Vamps were breathing hard? 11 thumbs down!

[onearth10]

@BoneyardBride

i am not a book fan but books itself r bit better than the movies. the first movie was passable n next 2 was bearable but this part 1 if BD just doesnt make sense to me.i mean even the good looking british guy RP who got popular from his looks i dont see him as that handsome in this movie either. Jacob is still cute thou but movie was indeed kind of bad and extremely boring. good thing the moms n teenage girls are hardcore fans or else how would these movies get so famous???

[kylewolfkind]

Twinerds wanna defend it to the death, huh? Mk, I'll oblige them. *Sharpens katana*

[aXque]

Twilight is like Call of Duty they both appeal to 12 year old kids and suck.

[HaloandMetroid]

@aXque Hey don't compare Call of Duty to that crap movie. That is a fate too worse even for the most deserving of game series.

[sniffman1]

@aXque Obvious BF fanboy is obvious

[TheFordy95]

@aXque True

[gradeaaaplus]

when i think that he went outside and looked for 2 rocks just to film that scene i laugh to death

[Hootshot112]

"I killed criminals, I'm a bad person"

LOL!!!!

[redsoxgirlXD]

Don't get me wrong, your taking the piss of twilight is amusing. But at the same time why do you keep going to see them? they suck. they always have and that's hardly going to change.

[Hootshot112]

@redsoxgirlXD because that's what we wanna hear. He's smart enough to bash on something he saw, unlike many people. I personally saw the first and second one so they are they only ones whom I bash.

[BlessingPirate]

"SKIN ON SKIN!! LET THE LOVE BEGIN!" I really wish I'd have even considered watching the movie just to say that!

[rybrentmannftw]

@Loopyloorules wat crack are smoking these movies are known for being bad and this one was the worst ps watch a real movie from 2011 like warrior and drive

[MyLylya1]

i watch this video to see this guy make twilight look idiot.

[Pompom1246]

'Skin on skin!!! Let the love begin!!!'

[theyummy97]

your reviwes are just flawless, man youd porbably be an awsome therapist xo

[Kurumu87]

Staaarrrlight, I will be chasing your staaaarrrrlight~ :3 I hate Twilight, but still ;A; MUSE!

[bshaw7273]

So Jeremy...how do you feel about a report that there could be more of these crap movies past the pt. 2 movie? I think that sucks!

[Loopyloorules]

Breaking Dawn was a brilliant film...I thoroughly enjoyed it and as did all my friends that have seen it...I thought the pregnacy scenes were brilliant and the wedding scene was just beautiful. At the end when she opened her eyes at the end and it finished i was just like OMGGG....Bring on Part 2....:-) Oh and Vampires don't sparkle in daylight they sparkle in SUNLIGHT...Stupid man in the video getting wrong... :-)

[Katcam007]

You can almost feel the stupity radiating from Loopyloorules

[xxomri1993]

@Loopyloorules toilet sucks. yes i said toilet

[WillyM79]

ROFL @ the rocks

[DevonWerkFan]

@JeremyJahns Have you heard of a movie called *Warm Bodies*?

It's supposed to come out this year I think, not quite sure.

And it's a zombie love story lol

So even after twilight we'll have another crappy teenage romance to put up with!

[Th3GoldenGam3r]

Vampire babies are biologically impossible for a couple reasons:

-Vampires can't have an erection.It takes bloodflow to generate those,and...yeah.

-Even if they,through some miracle,did get an erection,they'd have no semen since it takes a metabolism to regulate that,which vampires wouldn't have (reanimated bodies 'n'all)

-Let's say vampires aren't dead,but an entire different species of animals.Then,it's like a human fucking a cow in hopes of a minotaur baby...pointless.

[Th3GoldenGam3r]

@Th3GoldenGam3r And yes,the cow part was an annalogy for Bella.