Let's Play Duke Nukem Forever - 02 - Damn! It's Late...

[61unknow]

A guy that talks to him self.

[18andhappy100]

lol "i'm gunna kill you if u do not shut the fuck up" at 3:37

[crocoteer]

I loved the decor and the objects. Don't seem to be too repetitive and much like in real life. Gotta check it out some more. I remember back when Hitman2 came out. Cool scenarios and objects.

[TheGreysagenda]

this game was the biggest waste of time the games industry has ever come across.

[icetrey87]

Are these condoms? THEY ARRE!

Me shaking my head.

[trustfire]

DAMN THAT IS A BIG FUCKIN DRINK

[AQWorldsYoreel]

I signed "ϟƘƦƖןןΣx". Hell yeah!

[jimishmong]

this dude is funny how he makes the sound effect

[jimishmong]

2:20 see that im tough i crushed a can.

[WolfyAndPorkchop]

you're so fucking funny man, P.S. i drew a penis in his book

[EkkiMiau]

you laugh is epic. XD

[TheAltToon]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I came for boobs

So did you

[NautilusAegis]

11:47 "Who does Number two work for!?" lmao.

[russiandudeify]

i drew a middle finger on the kids book

[EpicPandaHD]

you funny as hell

[sumibun213]

LOL

[fuse4gaming]

@MKsUHP "You're".

[WiiStation360Games]

Love this game!

[dstdude2]

you remind me of caboose from rub

[Metaldracklolzyou]

gotta go pee! gotta go pee! gotta go turn on the water for no reason but i gotta pee!

[s07082811]

LOL He thought cigerattes were Condoms xD

[BrowserGameplay]

Did any else laugh when he punched that douche bag, then laugh harder as he laughed?

[jacci7794]

is this a video game or a virtual online game

[brizzlestick]

what's your pc specs?

[djbick53]

i sent you friend request on facebook and u deleted me man why why why im a fan

[fuse4gaming]

@djbick53 It's rare that I'm on there and I haven't added or removed anyone in about 2 months.

[vega375]

@djbick53 you leave him alone

[djbick53]

@vega375 ????? leave who alone ???? 

[18andhappy100]

@djbick53 mabe someone hacked his account cuz i never go on facebook either but my first account got hacked,,lol it was funny actually cuz i dnt care,,but then i had to make a new account

[djbick53]

@18andhappy100 thats true cause he added me and then deleted me the same day but o well im still a fan of his

[fuse4gaming]

@djbick53 I'll tell you again, dude. I never added anyone. Still have 43 people pending, just checked.  I have a fan page you can like. It's listed on my channel page. :)

[djbick53]

@fuse4gaming never knew u had a fan page dude im a noob i found your channel a while ago

[wadafaqui]

GIMME GIMME

[mrxtechdoodles]

I was expecting you to draw a penis in the kid's book xD

[VideoGameMaster12121]

your funny

[garywwckw]

You missed the vibrator on the table just saying not that i used it or anything cough anyway got to go buzzzzzz.

[VideogaminKing]

is this game on other consols except the pc

[fuse4gaming]

@VideogaminKing It's also on 360 and PS3.

[VideogaminKing]

@fuse4gaming ok thx

[christpyful]

this was so funny i had to subscribe!!! :) But You are Hell a funny and you act like Jack Black.

[lindsaylouxbunnyboo]

omg 4:53

[strp0wns911]

are you jack black?

[jerarblue]

you sound like jack black

[TheMightyMixTapez1]

So Funny !!!

[gabri44lol]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[thecico12345]

the only cool thing about this game is how you can sign your own signature! lol

[Jisim33]

Idk why you have so many dislikes you are pretty funny

[BFloverhateCOD]

lol this video reminds me when i was playing Duke Nukem in PS1 ( Playstation 1 )

[tyroneemail]

hahaha have you never seen a condom before?...nevermind

[starkillingmoonman]

Man, you're annoying...

[ryspett]

These are cigarettes! They're not condoms lol.

[wietplantje100]

ur the best ! Whooa!

[kingofbudddie5]

u so freaking funny

[C0DY1180]

You sound like jack black

[mccclarren]

that is a big ass camera

[Gregory00Etionus]

D: I thought he'd be taller...

DN: YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE?!

[tigerpus1234567]

are that condoms? oh..i need i need i need...XD

[AnthonyFlames275]

-tvs come on-

fuse4gaming:whoa 2 screen

-newscaster speaking-

-looks at guy quietly watching-

fuse4gaming: shh shhh, shut up

[yogscast87]

u sound like jack black

[lamstotalspam]

I hate listening to hiccups......try eating +/- a tablespoon of peanut butter when you have hiccups, usually they'll be gone within a minute. =)

[fuse4gaming]

@lamstotalspam Interesting. I'll try it next time.  Thanks, dude!

[FMAsian]

@fuse4gaming Haha an alternate way of doing it is holding your breath for 10 seconds while drinking water. All thx to mah math teacher.

[88Hakan88]

@fuse4gaming or try holding your breath for a couple of seconds... ;) or a glass of water... ;) (for the hiccups)

[MonsterArrow]

@fuse4gaming its proven that holding your breath for 30 seconds stops hiccups.

[IAMRYANLONG]

@MonsterArrow no... its not

[MonsterArrow]

@IAMRYANLONG Yes it is,idiot...

[canadiangr1mr33ap3r]

@fuse4gaming or eat a tablespoon of sugar, or slam a glass of water

[Hero666brine]

@lamstotalspam OMG THANKS!

[RayShadowCam23]

lmfao 5:00 made me laugh 

[Fleskjereta]

I drew "You're Adopted!" in the kids duke nukem book.

[brizzlestick]

@Fleskjereta hahaha

[ASxDarkPhoenix]

lol i loved the part where he was trying to write his name

[thatsfornoobs]

Lmfao you ripped off Half Baked in the beginning there bro.

[fuse4gaming]

@thatsfornoobs I've never seen that movie.

[thatsfornoobs]

@fuse4gaming Really? /watch?v=Fp6olw9iaxE now that I watch it tho, its the complete opposite of what you did. ;p Sorry xD

[MrJGMerritt]

my brother said take a screen shot you punching that guy in the face made me and him laff out lod. every time i wach this that moment makes me laff

[attellah1]

I thought he would be taller

DO YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE?

If i copyed yours im sorry i may have not seen it

[btiny101]

i thought he would be taller

Dave: you wanna fucking die? O.O!

Me: O.o i sence evil?

[FuckJoe]

Does anybody else feel like it's Shake playing this game?

[MrJGMerritt]

punching that guy mad me lafe out lod

[braven117]

0:57 "I dont take chicks with glasses" lol Me neither !

[ZeroToNowhere]

Man I love to stroke my......ego.

[MingFeng1994]

you are so funny.

[Theonemanalive707]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha



[Bobstheman12]

your cool your cool your cool fuck u

[Trainboy1EJR]

11:38 so funny, and wrong, it just might be awesome.

[SwgRucandGesh]

At 10:29 he did a flip!

[WarriorXenomorph]

was there a duke befor this one

[TheLittlePup100]

Gasp! is that a tampon? 11:13

[TheLittlePup100]

oh these are cigaretts not condoms. lol 2:55

[217Tyrant]

Love the burp at 00:23 XD

[TehIncredibleFaceGuy]

Talent = Christian Bale.

Honestly, did ANYONE get that reference but me?

Ranting like Bale about a guy walking across the set?

[killer2611]

jesus fucking christ. if there were vending machines in canada that sold cigarettes, i wouldn't have to ask people to buy them for me, or have to wait 2 more months until im 19...

[fuse4gaming]

@killer2611 I know that there are a few vending machines in the area I'm in of Ontario that sell cigarettes. Not sure if it's legal (probably not) but I just saw them a few days ago while picking up some stuff.

[Sarackosmo]

@killer2611

Are you actually suggesting that they should make it easier for kids to get their hands on sigs?

People sure talk BS when they wanna be lazy.. :P

[showstopper6177]

@killer2611 here in italy they do and 15 year old's smoke im 15 and go to school here only 5 of my class mates dont smoke

[comfortjjc]

@killer2611 dweeb

[TommNL1]

@killer2611 you can't smoke till your 19th in canada? in holland it's 16 (same for beer and and low alcohol drinks)

[killer2611]

@TommNL1 well screw u guys then :P

still have to wait till i can buy shit on my own

[Frankreif]

@killer2611 your not very bright if you think those vending machines don't have an electric lock that the owners have to unlock every time someone want to buy cigs. They ask you for id then.

[killer2611]

@Frankreif if that were true, tell me... why in the FUCK would anybody buy a vending machine that sells cigarettes, instead of just selling cigarettes?

what purpose does the machine serve then? if it isn't for self serving

[RandomStuffSOS]

why would anyone dislike this?

[0LIMBO0]

@RandomStuffSOS I subscribed simply BECAUSE so many people disliked!

[RandomStuffSOS]

@0LIMBO0 your evil |~( motherfu**er

[pexrage]

fuck ya all who hates this guy if you dont like hom GET THE FUCK AWAYFROM HIS VIDS!!!!!!!!

[xaethe81]

11:16 You know you'd stick it up your ass if it was IRL

[reissyboy64]

duke nukems was poor i played the demo and wanted to kill myself, it was so shit but the advertising was some of the best advertising ive ever seen

[ruizj2006]

i think i want to play this game now. I heard it sucks but im laughing my ass off watching this. The Christian Bale refrence haha

[crackercreo]

I enjoyed the video.. gj

[epicdude931]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GAMEPLAY I VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS VIDEO DESERVES TO SUBSCRIBED

[11ferie]

10:24 nice punch!

[theguy34343]

14:33

[theguy34343]

lol 5:12

[GuSz2]

this game is a crap!

[Hanzez]

10:22 xD

[argentin2011]

your soo idiiott

[fuse4gaming]

@argentin2011 English please? Holy Christ, kids these days.

[oyametalicusII]

@fuse4gaming hahahaha...kids are always dumb

[TheTurkBrah]

@argentin2011 i would of agreed with u if that made sence

[fuse4gaming]

@mlincy Too bad I'm not American.

[Wakaboo14]

@fuse4gaming Weeeellll...Canada IS in North America. Hehe.

[Nihlvs]

@mlincy you fail.

[mycatlicksherself]

DAMN! this guy is amazingly under rated! (no this is not sarcasm this guy is awesome)

[Dymmy83]

lol at 9:30 -Totally a rip on Christian Bales freakout on set.

[valentino3458]

What do you do in this game ? can you hurt random people in this game?

[TheBella2751]

You are so cool :)

[bradleycontois]

lol duke using a tampon xD



[bradleycontois]

lol he was like i want some more inter... i mean interactions xD

[bradleycontois]

AW! these are cigarettes NOT CONDOMS!

[camouflagecamaro99]

Lol you make me laugh

[Bensch1983]

the graphic looks really nice

I was not sure to buy this game, but now I am!

and buy it tomorrow!!

[rindomnemosyne]

LOL! it totally is jack black!

[Dimitar175]

Wow, Jack Black :D Nice

[sphinxofthenewage]

the guy commentating is jack black i take it.

[NoUtubeDegree]

Your ego is your health? I had no idea this was jersey shore

[seeyouinsmileyworld]

i must laugh so hard when you say ''beuhhghugh'' couse of that ugly girl xD

[00movieman00]

I was gunna leave some hateful comment, until i saw your replies to the hateful comments, and i must say, well done good sir. :D

[DaDKMTerm]

6:43 keep your eyes on the pen!

[DeadThouusand]

Haha I never seen nor played this game, just heard that it sucked alot. Just came here, laughing my ass off at your fantastic commenteries! I don't get it why so many disliked this video... By the way, you do sounded like Jack Black for a moment there :D .

[DeathMagnetNZ]

You sound like Jack Black !

[HAX3232]

hellfire condoms dont sound very pleasant

[DarkToboki]

I love your commentary. XD

[pendejoconjo]

i fucking love this guy!!!!!

[Allgamerzz]

LOL!? In the begining it says ''Press SPACE To Continue'' and at 08:50 it is a xbox ''X'' So he played PC first and then xbox??

[fuse4gaming]

@Allgamerzz No, I'm using the Xbox 360 controller on the PC. Use the wired controller and plug it in via USB.

[Donalddln]

@fuse4gaming Hahaha, yeah best way to do it!

[916deadpool2008]

@fuse4gaming why is there so much dislikes?

[NMT742]

U are fucking funny

[necro1029]

i like how you say "GIVE ME GIVE ME!"

[kelly2000398]

rofl i set my laptop down and went to stand up just as you yell

"get outta that chair"

[konstantinosmitsas]

pigcop=pig+cop?

[BurnedVirus]

lol at 14:10, its floor 69.

[jamieleng]

I'm now imagining you trying to smoke a condom. I suggest you try the menthol if you don't usually "smoke". They have a numbing effect on your throat which helps you "smoke" more, plus they don't leave a nasty taste in your mouth.

[DarkHatelf]

stupic

[k1n3v]

i thought he would be taller...

DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE!!!?!?!??

[killerek132]

Ale Wiara Ma NASRANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itsbinkl182]

I came here for titties.

[TheSnakehunter]

i was laughing at this cuz it was like a kid had waaaaay too much candy and decided to play a violent video game. Isn't America great?

[fuse4gaming]

@TheSnakehunter America is cool. I just happen to not live there though.

[killer2611]

@fuse4gaming america is not cool. government censor their people, lie, try to destroy the internet, invade countries for oil, etc 

[staplehead3]

@killer2611 lol there are Much worse places in the world than America. Get real with yourself.

[EpicGrammar]

@killer2611 You just described every country ever.

[mrcow94]

There's billions of people on the planet...its not that strange that one of them happens to act like Tobuscus, or maybe Tobuscus is acting like him or this guy is acting like his grandma, fuck I don't know. Go eat horse shit retards.

[Acsmitte5]

Wow your stupid. lol just saying.

[fuse4gaming]

@Acsmitte5 "You're". Just saying.

[Zarathusra]

@Acsmitte5 if you're gonna call someone an idiot, at least have the decency to spell "you're" right, lest you look like an idiot yourself.

[NoobSnoopy]

Rolf.. ''love you, love you, fuck you, love you.. wow that's bigass cam''

[ThePoizonx]

"I thought he'd be taller." "Do you wanna fucking die?!"

[Maximilian1986]

Do you think YOU are Duke Nukem? Coz u comment on your video like u r such a bad-ass-so-awsome-nothing-in-y­our-brain-American.

[lsulover0521]

@Maximilian1986 What's wrong with America?

[Drienno]

@Maximilian1986 people that suck at real life and think they are awesome in the internet but still suck... ya....

[dreadedsoul100]

Subscribed

[monckeybals]

Dwwwwwuuuuuaaaaaaaa.... DAVE, there we go ^^