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  • Poor guy :/ LOL

  • THEY ITCH

  • EPIC WIN !!

  • His itching nuts are of Combative nature......lol...

  • Don't drink and drive if you do you can't scratch your --ts.

  • yo wtf man, so fuck up, man let the guy scratch his nuts, man! that's a human right.!!

  • "No no, I don't do that."

    Oh, he's one of those cops who WON'T scratch a dude's balls for him?

  • This is hilarious!!! The officer who read him the Miranda Rights could not keep a straight face...lol. I almost fell over my chair laughing...lol

  • scratch em real quick :D

  • Damn they itch.

  • never ever blow for these tests! they fuck you over worse if you do! always refuse if you know you're fucked.

  • That muthafucka got crabs like a bitch. Lmao. That's shit too funny. "Well can you scratch my nuts"

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! Combative nature whatev...

  • That was fucking funny! he did get to scratch his nuts after!

  • poor guy, the cop was very inconsiderate to say the least

  • All he wanted is to itch his nuts man, Damn!

  • Thats fucking funny

  • Just let the poor bastard scratch his nuts!

  • looks like a five year old who has to pody

  • phatzack3000 brought me here!

  • Combative nature???...LOL...Id be combative too if my hands were tied behind my back and I had severely itchy nuts! I was handcuffed and booked for DUI about 8 years ago. Thank god I didnt get a case of itchy nuts.... It would have been HELL! Poor dude.....

  • scratch n sniff!

  • that was fantastic

  • do the itchy dance 

  • I wanna buy this man and his nuts a beerr! Haha!

  • What ever happenned to Protect and Serve!

  • bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! funny as hell!!!!!!

  • Six people's nuts really itch.

  • THIS AINT FUNNY! XD my nuts itch 

  • my nuts itch .. they itch

  • Lmao!!

  • my nuts are itchy after watching this video!! lmfao

  • Maybe the cops should scratch his balls for him.

  • LOl that is the fucking funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

  • Dahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha........................­...lol............its a little funny :D

  • why can't they let the poor guy scratch his nuts, damn

  • LLLLOOOLLLL!!!! omg

  • The Cops could have at least cuffed him in front so he could do what he had to do but Im not gonna Lie This shit is priceless and u know it has to be when the cop starts laughing

  • "this ain't funny" OH YES IT IS! :D

  • Aw Thats Gross

  • The cop can't keep it together! XD I love it when the man gets onto the cop about laughing at him!!!!

  • What kind of a world do we live in when the cops won't un-handcuff a deranged, drunk criminal to let him "scratch his nuts"?

    (sarcasm)

  • That is some funny ass shit!!!

  • Richard Simmons

  • Jesus christ, just let the poor man scratch his nuts!

  • f**k the cops

  • NUTSCRATCHER ....NUTSCRATCHER...NUTSCRATCHE­R.... can you scratch my nutz. i could watch this 100 times and still laugh.

  • He prob wants sombody know that he hit pubearty

    My balls itch

    If I was the cop I would crack up on the ground

    The cop should have scratched his own balls to make the man itch more

    The cop never stopped laughing

  • CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!

  • itd be a hell of a note if the cop did scratch em for him and then got sued by the drunk for sexual harrassment lmao!

  • The guy's probably got the crabs.

  • @frantic1971 -What if the cop accepted his offer, helped the guy out by scratching his nuts for him, then in the cruiser later on, he touches his mustache, transferring the "crabs" to his mustache? That would suck, I guess..

  • You have the right to remain still. Anything you Scratch can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney to "Scratch Your Nuts". If you cannot find an attorney to "Scratch your Nuts", one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?

  • 4 people's nuts itch.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!

  • hahahahahahhahahahaha cop is laughing his ass off

  • do to your combative nature we wont uh . . SCRATCH MY NUTS?

  • Lol

  • can i scratch MY nuts

  • 3 people watched this while sober

  • I DEMAND a REMIX!!!

  • This cant be real!?!?!? if this is real, that guy deserves some publicity and 15 minutes of fame! At least a Web Redemption on Tosh. O

  • i think we all know a guy like this

  • LMFAO!

  • the white shoes make it so much funnier  LMAO!!!!

  • 3 people must've had to itch their nuts while watching/

  • guy looks like a stunt double for Richard Simmons

  • hahahaahhahaa omg.... this foo!

  • LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH  A+++++

  • Cheech Marin in a straightjacket

  • this is worse than the torture at Gitmo Bay. I'd put the system on trial!!

  • Can you scratch my nuts... ??? LOL LOL

  • I love how teh cop started laughing

  • Shoulda jacked him off.

  • he was tryin to b profeshunal but he started sniggering

  • someone, send this to raywilliamjohnson!

  • poor guy

  • lmao "no no no I dont do that"

  • What can you say? When they itch, they itch.

  • Happens to me all the time. My nuts being itchy, that is.

  • lol

  • The trooper is my father and the story behind the arrest was the man was weaving in and out of the traffic cones going "weeeeeee!" Sure makes me proud.

  • @HullHouseProductions Fuck you lying bitch.

  • @TehIshki Fuck you prove it wasnt my father Scott Hull in the video you dumspter abortion smear cum bucket tart.

  • this is not funny!!!

  • This is soooo freakin funny! LMAO! I watched it like ten times."My nuts! They itch!". His little dance trying to scratch em didn't help! Made me laugh harder! I'm a girl, is it common for guys to ask eachother this? This dude is shameless! I think he had crabs.

  • can can i can i scratch my nuts....lol i would of let him scratch em eventually..i seen this a few years ago and eventually he got on the ground and started schooching across the ground....lol that made even more funnyier

  • That would have been funnier! LOL I can picture him doing that.

  • Thats funny

  • THEY ITCH!

  • LMFAOO OMG 2FUNNY!

  • the cops couldnt even talk without giggling

  • he he he... got crabs?

  • dang someone scratch them for him!

  • they could have atleast held tha baton and let him rub his nuts against it.. so inconsiderate!

  • hahaha... you wont scratch my nuts?

  • can i sctach my nuts??? THEY ITCH!!!

  • this was FUCKIN HILARIOUS

  • OMG!!! Will some one scratch his nus lol!

  • WatdaFcuk ?! He's Fcukin' Nuts!!! Lol

  • That guy sounds like charles manson

  • HAHA, yes he does.

  • lol, true.

  • "This ain't funny."

    OH GOD, YES IT IS!

  • I think crabs also lol

  • I laughed so hard, I almost died!

  • come on officer,will you please scratch my balls?im wearing shorts,and no underwear.they will be real easy to get to.

    oh yeah, thats better. thank you.

    you might want to wash your hands now,i forgot to tell u i have herpes.

  • LOL awgawd.

  • how hard is it to uncuff 1 hand and let the poor guy scratch his nuts!!! LET HIM SCRATCH HIS NUTS!!!

  • ha, what would be the point of uncuffing 1 hand, think about it :)

  • in order to scratch his nuts the police would've had to uncuff atleast 1 hand, he can't scratch his nuts while having both hands cuffed behind him.

  • haha i know that would defeat the whole purpose of his hands being handcuffed, as they would now be free. lol im just messing with ya though

  • my point was that he could take a piss with 1 wrist surrounded by a steel cuff as long as the other wasn't. it's cool though man, i wasn't getting "pissed" LOL

  • lol :)

  • The Guy With The Itchy Balls Is My IDOL!!

  • god the police are being dicks in this case to the poor guy he clearly had to scratch his nuts. This has to be cruel and unusual punishment.

  • no-no-sir

  • THIS AINT FUNNY!

    lmao oh but it is!

  • can i...can i...can i scratch my nuts?

    sounds like my fat studering friend

  • Now that is police brutality if I have ever seen any! =)

  • crabs?

  • I think I might know that guy...

  • So now we know how M.J. got his dance moves... Check that guys moves...

  • wtf did he like just shave his sack.lol

  • hahahhah wow poor guy

  • lmfao

  • LMAO I almost died!

  • very funny

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  • can i can can can i scratch my nuts ?

  • they ITCH!

  • these ass holes there public servants... so scratch his nuts ...That's your JOB!

  • Ive got a better idea...why dont you scratch them for him! LOL.

  • YOUR so sweet...you know that could never EVER happing because I'm a big BAD ass BIKER that's right a REAL ONE! .....let me see your FEET!

  • Will you scratch em for me?

  • iTS funny , but its not funny about being drunk, the guy is a loser

  • hahahahahahahaha XD. i cried lookin at this!!

  • he is classy

  • man this guy is pimp

  • hhahahahahahah oh shit that was funny...but its funny 2 how the cop laughs at him

  • oh dammmnnn. that cop could not conform himself. lmao !!

  • Poor dude, Help a brotha out, cop, And i would have died if i was the cop :P

  • lmao the poor guy was going 2 jail you couldnt do him a favor and scratch his bean bag lmfao

  • were not going to uh.... wont scratch my nuts?? LOOL

  • i cried at this lol

  • lofl

  • wow i would not like to live in a world were i cant even strach my own nuts

  • LOL

  • wow i laughed the first time hes like my nuts! they itch i laughed from there till the end

  • wont scratch my nuts?

    can..can i..can i...can i strach my nuts?

    lmao.

  • hahaha....i really wanna know what happend next..did he scratch his nuts or did they scratch his nuts..??:-D

  • i know right :P

  • my nuts itch...

    sheet... LOL

  • Lol Funny.

  • lolll

  • lollllllllllllllllolololololol­olololololol dude check out the audio on the comment thing

  • I feel bad for him, guy can't scratch his junk! lol

  • suck their cock and scratch your nuts

  • lol that definately is one of the top five things a guy should never say "will you scratch my nuts"

  • lol

  • Can I scratch my nuts? hilarious.

  • ma nuts itch lmao

  • ha,i'd laugh too!!!

  • LOL

  • due to your combative nature lol

  • omg hahahahahaha

  • hahahahaha!

  • they said something about "due to your combative nature"

    that didnt look very combative to me, the poor guy just had itchy nuts

  • hahah itd be more realistic if the cops just started tasering him and beating him to death....just saying.

  • Damn he's got crabs!!!!!

  • TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!

  • poor guy. sombody let him just scratch his nuts or get him some treatment. hahahahahahahahahahahaha funny as hell

  • ay my nuts itch can i scratch them really quick

  • soooo funny.... lmao

  • this is so funny i just saw this on speeders and i havent laughed so much in ages

  • tru3...tru3

  • lol @ 1:08

  • um......i dont think he's drunkLOLOLOL an if i was that cop i wooda fell out laughin the 2nd time he said it ROTFLOL!!!!

  • Same fucking thing happened to me! Not guilty!

  • rotfl xD

    all. time. favorite.

  • this is so funny !!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHA THATS HILARIOUS!