Jerry's concept of "Life sucks and life is great are close;" is true only in one regard: the more shit you see from the world's leaders handing you shit, the more life is great when you see the value of the words of Jesus Christ telling you: "Don't worry! One day, all this shit you've been handed on a bullshit platter by these two-bit tyrants who claim to serve your lasting joy will soon come to an end. And then when the promises I have made come to pass then the true and lasting fun will begin.
@grendizerfell no shit, i know they write out one act of full material and then take it on the road, but if someone were to go to two seinfeld shows in one year, it would probably be boring and repetitive the second time.
@LivingIn1969 Who goes to to see a comedian twice on one tour? If a person were to do that, they deserve to be "bored" because they are a fuckin idiot! HAHA
@jfresh5 Did you know that aluminum zirconium tetrachlorohydrate is in all anti-persperants. Aspertame (Phenylalanine) is in alot of sodas, gums, and other sweets. These two chemicals combine and coat the neurons in the brain with aluminum and create Alzheimers. There is a link with all this aluminum spraying and the poisonous Phenylalanine "they" are putting in our foods.
he looks like tim allen now
netshadow10 1 week ago
Be serious, seinfeld always sucked in stand up ...
Settve 2 weeks ago
*Super funny guy.
noluckwithgirls 1 month ago
amazing
SNOOSTER1 1 month ago
It;s cool how he's famous enough that he could just sit down and talk without doing an act, but he still does it.
Very funny, idk why he doesn't get that much love in the hardcore standup comedy fan world.
heatbucspies55 2 months ago
love him .legend in comedy world
izzyxd117 2 months ago
I wonder if there is a life that doesn't suck.
bbriiannz 3 months ago
@bbriiannz And also, This sucks.
bbriiannz 3 months ago
This pessimistic rant sounds so much like LARRY DAVID!! Awesome :D
jaylias 4 months ago
@jaylias yeah man, theyre both genius .D
luismendezs 1 month ago
Jerry's concept of "Life sucks and life is great are close;" is true only in one regard: the more shit you see from the world's leaders handing you shit, the more life is great when you see the value of the words of Jesus Christ telling you: "Don't worry! One day, all this shit you've been handed on a bullshit platter by these two-bit tyrants who claim to serve your lasting joy will soon come to an end. And then when the promises I have made come to pass then the true and lasting fun will begin.
utopiandesign 6 months ago
@utopiandesign man, what a way to read into a comedy bit
kvdmildseven 6 months ago
Speaking of sucks... This was bad.
horakhti 7 months ago
hes a multi multi millionaire im sure hes not taking suggestions from pedestrians haha
TheTyDub 1 year ago 5
he did like the EXACT same act when i saw him in mtl.. he doesnt change much from town to town
LivingIn1969 1 year ago
@LivingIn1969 Well, he's doing 5mins from the act you saw. Do you understand how stand-up works?
grendizerfell 1 year ago 3
@grendizerfell no shit, i know they write out one act of full material and then take it on the road, but if someone were to go to two seinfeld shows in one year, it would probably be boring and repetitive the second time.
LivingIn1969 1 year ago
@LivingIn1969 Who goes to to see a comedian twice on one tour? If a person were to do that, they deserve to be "bored" because they are a fuckin idiot! HAHA
JohnTaupin 4 months ago
@akaneindieblogs i know how that feels and how annoying it gets. next time ill make a smaller link in the corner or something
psychopathologicaly 1 year ago 4
@psychopathologicaly how about you change it right now on this video i friggen hate that man
jfresh5 6 months ago
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@jfresh5 Did you know that aluminum zirconium tetrachlorohydrate is in all anti-persperants. Aspertame (Phenylalanine) is in alot of sodas, gums, and other sweets. These two chemicals combine and coat the neurons in the brain with aluminum and create Alzheimers. There is a link with all this aluminum spraying and the poisonous Phenylalanine "they" are putting in our foods.
bornbythesea 6 months ago