Never Mind the Buzzcocks S21E12 [Part 1]

[asubjectiveopinion]

Oh look it's that bald bloke who makes music for car adverts.

[gecomaman]

he gave her a fucking hernia lmao

[Jarren202]

Moby's a cool guy.

[portnjazhka]

keep bleeding keep bleeding die who cares!

[ska2ol]

BRING ON THE WALL!

[EminemShowxo]

It always annoyed me when people said Simon's 'mean' comments were always serious, and that he always meant them. When you can clearly see here that he didn't! It was always in fun and it confuses me how people didn't see that.

[Aloh0m0ra]

David O'Doherty is hugely underrated.

[Szaam]

"God hates me and stole my hair."

[lawndog6794]

jamelia is a fox. and good fun too

[ccarrdev4ndcataracs]

WOW! Phil lost weight!!

[clumsyshadow22]

AW

[SiindaaayBayBay]

i see simon amstell and all i can think is, "DAHHHLING!!"

[ELCNUmorFnaMehT]

Say what you like about Jamelia, she came out with some good tunes.

[soojb7799]

"It's like if Jesus had taken a different path, isn't it? Mother, I've got news!"

Seriously, how does Phil come up with that shit?

[thesunstartstoset]

lol, i love this show because the actual quiz is pointless and no one cares if they win, they just want to make each other laugh and tell stories.

[Spiderpudel]

@thesunstartstoset That's the point of many, many British quiz shows.

[visitplanetmike]

That joke by Moby at 6:44 is awesome. To come up with that so quickly is class.

[RedLauraJ]

"I've been found out!"

[Kaynas1988]

Coming from a fellow Brummie, I think Jamelia made some great hits

[policefreakz]

'of course you're so much better (than Leona)- keep bleeding, keep bleeding and die!- who cares?' lol x

[Soundfrequency]

7:50

Attack of Moby dick

[o0FarrenFoxx0o]

"theres a clothes bank, you should've put those trousers in it"

[nhonho23]

Aww, moby is so sweet, bless him.

[ToastBagelAndJelly]

eyebrow floss...im having that!

[Xinadium]

Man I love Jamelia, she's so cute and funny

[hahaha430]

i like jamelia really funny person thats why they keep inviting her to comedy quizzes

[TheConstellation72]

The record business has never been about artists and song writers-it's about how much money the record companies can screw out of punters,bands,song writers. That's why there's a constant stream of conveyor belt,identi-kit,flat pack singers,bands,boy bands,girl bands-each with their own 'style'......

[x0xRuthx0x]

......Jamelia commenting on how everything is plastic and not real? Has she SEEN her videos? She of all people should know sex sells....

[SuperFlashDelirium]

@x0xRuthx0x There's more to Jamelia's music, though. And her videos aren't THAT bad.

[CentaClowns]

@SuperFlashDelirium Yeah, all the music in Leona Lewis songs just sounds so bland and overpolished. Whereas at least Jamelia had the sense to steal her music from Depeche Mode and The Stranglers.

[SuperFlashDelirium]

@CentaClowns LOL. Well, Depeche Mode & Stranglers are awesome...and anyone sampling music from them is cool in my book. Hey - one thing we know about Jamelia is she has great taste in music! ;-)

[WalterLiddy]

@x0xRuthx0x ... and she got out of doing it.

[allerdyce]

is it just me or is david o'doherty's accent like....nonexistent? he sounds some weird version of neutral trans-atlantic american with a hint of irish.

[Autonova]

jamelia's a fucking bitch

[Dave70100]

@Autonova Jealous of her looks? She seems a refreshingly normal woman to me and good looking too.

[AimFireScream]

I can't watch episodes of Buzzcocks and 8 out of 10 cats etc with Jamelia on it, she just gets on my tits too much

[357Snowball]

Ummm...

Thankyou?

[pragmatismnotidealis]

Being able to take the piss out of yourself, as well as being able to hand it out just as bad, is essentially the spirit of the British.

[Morkat1991]

@pragmatismnotidealis And I love it.

[FlyingPieProductions]

"AAAAW" - bill bailey

[Butteryjam]

I love that unlike most so called "celeb's" like preston, Jameila doesn't give a shit and can just laugh at herself .

[spanishprincess4456]

anyone know what the song's called that's playing whilst moby is being introduced? :)

[Tsugo582]

Eyebrow Floss.

Sounds promising.

[Mysoundproofwalls]

I love it when the panel goes well like this.

[psychobollox]

if Moby can join in and take the piss out of himself like that, what the hell was wrong with Preston?

[yellowfishstick]

The comments for this episode seem mainly pro-Jamelia, and yet the comments for s07e05 of buzzcocks are seething with anti-Jamelia intent. I'm so confused

[kizzization]

simons laugh LOL aww i miss him

[ItDoesntMatter1906]

I'm not from the UK so i'm not sure bout it, but Jamelia seems very nice.

[XBOX12345678910]

phil+no glasses= D:!!!!

[aampow]

So basically what Jameila is saying is that nobody wants her music anymore, so she's going to pretend she chose to leave the industry. Good one Jamelia!

[SuperFlashDelirium]

@aampow She didn't "pretend" or "left" the industry. She took a break. She chose not to sign a new contract again. She took a break from music, but didn't stop working. New album is coming this year.

[aampow]

@SuperFlashDelirium ok great, thanks for that

[SuperFlashDelirium]

@aampow You're welcome.

[oliver12345678910908]

I love the fact that Jamelia laughed so hard that she had a hernia after this episode! That's actually the reason. Only on nmtb

[thomasimon]

@oliver12345678910908 It was after the previous time she appeared she had a hernia, not after this episode

[Tamashi88]

Dale Winton is WRONG!! eddie izzard did a gig in Iceland! i saw parts of it! and i think it was in the 90's too! (at least 8 years before this)

[Tamashi88]

@Tamashi88

god i feel like a fool.. it was David O'Doherty not Dale that said that v.v;; sorry

[odobett]

eddie izzard did a gig in iceland...

[publicmaniak]

he must have been sooo suprised when n-dubz actually shot to fame

[MoonPhase94]

they invited the N-dubz kid back on the show after they became big ^^

[0121trynaquit]

we're gonna show maxwell d the Star9 hype

For selling out Jamelia the willie lynch trick.

anytime he performs man are squeezing......

[smailliwyma]

'keep bleeding and DIE' hahahah

[youthinkofsth]

moby is actually really funny. surprises me every time :D

[internutorigami]

6:35

[spanishprincess4456]

what's the song called that's playing in the video of moby when he's being introduced? :)

[jasthit]

Jamelia is the least funny thing on television!

[CasparWilson]

ah i love dale. Its impossible not to.

[howaboutusukout]

jamelia dropped a cracker lol...simon creased

[carlo88moe]

moby comes off a bit too intellectual, his nerdy cadence and mannerisms, i thought any sec he was goin start some deconstruction of Dostoevsky aloud

[musicinducedeuphoria]

"shit, I've been found out"

LOVE Simon

[ScarletxCrimson]

That intro for Bjork was absolutely hilarious xD

[cheesesandwich555]

what is the theme for NMTB? its so addictive i keep restarting the episode to listen to it. WHAT IS IT??

[amazingrandy900]

@cheesesandwich555 Its just the theme tune, it was recorded especially.

[CasparWilson]

Yep. And the old drum and base one was better :)

[TheHappydead]

ur right there

[paynexkillerAOTF]

@cheesesandwich555 on the end of hte credits it should say the band.

[rahikiwill]

keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding and DIE!!!

[WilmaBridget]

What is Simon doing these days? He needs to get back in that chair!

[Simetra666]

@WilmaBridget He's focusing on his live tours & performances right now which is why he left. And like Bill, he probably won't be back.

[MuseandIncubus]

he quit to focus on his stand up

[wizzlewazzle223]

The funny fruit and the smut.

Hahahaha, I wish Simon would come back :(

[kennyykennykenny]

that is humourous

[peacheschonies]

8:53 ooooooooohhhhhh hahaha

[XCheshirePussycatX]

god hates me a stole my hair. XD!

[gloomyoutlook]

Lol@Jamelia being indignant at the music business, like she's the custodian of artisitc integrity. I like her on Buzzcocks though.

[DogFaceBerts]

3:02 - 3:18 is awesome. Moby question is rediculously hilarious.

[NMtB4ev4]

Ha ha the introduction was hilarious. Richard Fleeshman's album reached no 71.

[Vault101Reject]

9:21

so THAT'S what Jack the Ripper could have looked like..

[Richiesambuka]

I only find this funny when i'm pissed. Good times.

[mildcorma]

so due to your habit thats like what, all the time everyday?

[Richiesambuka]

Not far off. I sleep a few hours though.

[Uinb]

Moby's line about the hair is just fantastic.

[dylandior123]

I call that a slotted fish-slice lol.

A spatula to me looks something different. Something you spread icing on caked with, or use when cooking pancakes.

Random I know. But it's true! :-p

[Stacio1901]

Tis...hahaha i agree there :)

[dylandior123]

Teehee :-p

[dylandior123]

I meant *cakes with...

lol

[dylandior123]

Is this the one with "Javine the slaaag!" moment? lol

[Stacio1901]

Hahahaha yeah, where Jamelia calls Javine

[dylandior123]

Is it?! lol

I'll have to watch this the whole way through! :-p

[Stacio1901]

I think so...i have yet to watch parts 2 and 3 but i think it is this one...if not i'll have to go and find the other cuz i love that episode :)

xxoxx

[dylandior123]

Thankyou! Message me when you find it, please! :D

Big hugs xxxx

[WeNjIbOo]

no, that's a different one

[MishiMashi19]

nope.

[NMtB4ev4]

No it isn't. That is S19E06 with Lily Allen.

[thora13]

that is on series 19 episode 6 with lily allen

[dylandior123]

Thanks! I love Jamelia! :)

[musicsnobtobe]

@dylandior123 No, that's another series when Lily Allen was on it too. Series 19 I think :)

[Johanngg]

Other comedians who have performed in Iceland:

Seinfeld

Eddie Izzard

Palo Fransesco

... and proaly some more...

And the reaction of the audience is either like he descried or laughing hystericly at anything... which is so lame.

Oh and Moby has come here too :)

[Malosovich]

which one of them pissed phil off before the show?

[slashingraven]

Bill's quite sarky this episode.

[EmilyyyyH]

moby is hilarious! he should be more popular.

[AlbanZap]

Bill looks really annoyed at Simon

[NMtB4ev4]

His last episode.

[Abi2418]

What is the song when David O'Doherty is introduced??? I know it and getting annoyed that I can't name it :S

[soby101]

Spitting games by Snow Patrol

[Abi2418]

Thank you! :D

[soby101]

no prob

[Abi2418]

Wait no its not :S

[soby101]

Ah close enough..they both have oooo's and ahhh's in it:D

[Abi2418]

That is true! :P

[Abi2418]

It's You're All I Have!!!!!!! :D:D:D

[elbowbaby]

keep bleeding, keep bleeding DIE! hahahaha

[IcannotBelieveYou]

Jamelia is a talentless one-dimensional loser with ONE hit song. Did she even write it? Yet ANOTHER non-talent piece of crap from the UK. She's not even funny.

why we have to watch this girl on TV all the time is beyond me.

[IcannotBelieveYou]

geez. Not even 2 min into the vid and even SHE admits "I'm not quick, I'm not witty"

but she and her agent get £5,000 to appear on TV to bore us to death.

Amstel is a riot. Too bad shitty guests bring the show down

[mrsbadcrumbleyum]

2 right.

''It's not about artists anymore''- she doesn't know what she's on about.

[elbowbaby]

Jamelia is actually very successful and has not had just ONE hit song.

She has released albums, EIGHT hit songs, and has won FOUR mobo awards and has recieved SIX brit awards nominations.

She has a fabulous voice and her success is well deserved.

Jealousy is not a good quality.

[IcannotBelieveYou]

has FUCKALL to do with 'jealousy'

never even HEARD of her!

typical UK 'talent'

but you go on... keep listening to the same ole shit from new UK 'artists' each year. have fun

[Melaisis]

I don't like Moby's music.

But I DO like his dancing.

[SaveaDrumBangTre]

Oh look at moby's glasses! They are so cute! ^-^

[mikeymike1792]

Jamelia is amazing!

[crunchypeanut]

Please don't feed the troll

[jackhartcup]

hobson's choice?

[pikeyyekip]

:L your name is ragingrapist

and your a racsist

you werent abused as a child eh mate :L and you have no actuall reasons for being racist like some people actually have your just purely arrogant.

im just taking my guess that your a bully victim eh ;)

[sbtech01]

lol. Nice trolling ;)

[pikeyyekip]

ok so i say you werent abused as a child and now you say im way off so you were? your a dumb fuck and all but thats self explanotary eh :) you have a reason to be rascist? er no you dont you have a reason to hate someone of a certain race for something that the person has done not everysingle person of that specficci race

[RagingRapist]

Hahah ,this is great.You trying to hit a soft spot and being way off.Why do you care so much that I hate these people?Im not going to change your mind and youre not going to change mine.Therefore this argument is pointless.Much like most internet arguments.

[pikeyyekip]

hittin a hot spot? :L er no :) im just calling you out to be a very bad person :L im 15 and have already clamped you multiple times. sure you can hate who you want but it still makes you a bad person :)

[RagingRapist]

I know I am.Ill be dead soon anyway so its OK.I never denied I was a bad person,just what is this 'clamp' you speak of?

[pikeyyekip]

when you have fuck all to say back because im right so you have to change the subject or go back on your self i guess its a scottish term :)

[gloomyoutlook]

ahaha, simon pretends he didn't like it

[crusher19860138]

Jamelia is a girl you could really take home to meet your mom.not like the slag iam going out with!!!!!!!

[thedevilknowsmyname]

"keep bleeding keep bleeding..DIE! who cars?" LOL

[BlurredMacabre]

I'm not into Jamelia's music but she seems like a really sweet, down-to-earth girl.

All the celebs on the shows are nice in this one, it's cool

[kyle2point]

cool story bro

[RagingRapist]

I hate black people.

[mikeknight123]

good cus they hate you too

[mikeknight123]

well I wouldn't blame them if they are... you give them a damn good reason to be

[mikeknight123]

Their ancestors were slaves for hundreds of years and worked harder than most people ever will in their lives for absolutely nothing, they have kinda earned their right to be lazy. Although I have to say of all the people I have met a greater percentage of white people are lazy than black. Skin colour has nothing to do with it, some people are just arse holes and Im pretty sure you are gonna prove that if you reply again...

[mikeknight123]

I give up, your either incredibly fucked in the head or you are just trying to get a reaction off of people on youtube. Either way... fuck off.

[big3t]

Quit it you wanker