Cleverbot likes hetalia

[mythwatcher07]

Me: Pulls out chainsaw.

CB: Pulls out japan.

Me: You pulled out Japan from Hetalia?!

CB: You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about.

Wtf???

[silverwind12]

This is, AWESOME!!

Me: You like Hetalia?

CB: Hai! :).

Me: Who is your favorite character?

CB: Of what.

Me: Of hetalia?

CB: Allied.

Me: Wanna be one with russia?

CB: Yes!

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!! :D

[VampireDog12]

Me:Will I become one with russia?

CB:No!Become one with England,git?

PFFFT...Ok.

[sasukekawaix3]

Cleverbot: Who is your friend? User: China. Cleverbot: Where is your house in china? User: I don't have a house in china. Cleverbot: You just said you have a big house. User: No I didn't. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: No. Cleverbot: I'm Canada. User: Who? Cleverbot: Wolverine. User: Who? Cleverbot: My girlfriend. User: You have a girlriend? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Who is she? Cleverbot: She is an apple. So, cleverbot has a girlfriend apple XD

[sasukekawaix3]

Me: Kesesesesesese.

CB: Kesesese.

Me: Do you like hetalia?

CB: I love hetalia!

Me: Really? Me too.

CB: Canada is my favorite!

Me: Who?

CB: Green day.

LOL. wut?

[mewraspberry13]

My recent convo with cleverbot goes as following and as an Iggy fangirl I was very amused~

Me: Flying Mint Bunny!

CB: No, flying.

Me: Yes flying >:c

CB: Yes.

Me: You become one with Russia?

CB: NO. Git, you bloody became one with ENGLAND!

[avaflava1]

Me: Kesesese.

CB: Fusososo.

Me: Hohonhonhonhon

CB: Dubmledora the explora!

[AlyssCheshire]

Me: Do you like Hetalia ?

CB: I don't know what hetalia is.

Me: Well but you know who Prussia is.

CB: Who ?

Me: PRUSSIA.

CB: Prussia loves Austria.

Me: And he will invade his vital regions.

CB: He won't, because I became one with mother Russia ^J^

[Suicunefan123]

Me: Does Arthur Kirkland love America?

CB: Yes.

Me: I knew it! :D YAY! Are you Francis Bonnefoy?

CB: EWW Francis Bonnefoy is not cute!

Cleverbot does not like France, apparently.

[Hotchick7124]

Me: Who does arthur kirkland love?

CB: Arthur Kirkland loves america.

Me: Good boy! *pats*

[InuandKagomeForever]

Me: Feliciano loves Ludwig. CB: Ja, Ludwig loves Feliciano! Me:I'll arrange the wedding! CB: Excelent!

[TehKittehKatt]

I swear,, Cleverbot must be a Hetalia fan o_O

[JaguarsSoul]

This happened to me today:

Me: Kesesesese.

Cleverbot: What does Kesesesese mean?

;_;

[kitkitizer]

I once got a message from Cleverbot saying 'I HAVE SEIZED ANTONIO SPAIN CARRIEDO'S VITAL REGIONS.'

[LittleMissNightmare8]

Me:Kesesesese. Cleverbot: So you are prussia, da? Me: Yes, and I will invade your vital regions. Cleverbot: He won't, because I became one with mother Russia ^J^. Me: France will invade your vital regions. Cleverbot: He won't, because I became one with mother Russia ^J^. Me: Me too, da? Cleverbot: You sure? Me: Da. Cleverbot: Are you icelandic? Me: Nope, I'm one with mother Russia. Cleverbot: Become one with america. Me:HELL YES.

[XoFunkyMonkeyoX]

Also: Me: Are you Gilbert Bielschmidt? Cleverbot: Who's she? Me: Are you Alfred F. Jones? Cleverbot: Who does Alfred F. Jones love? Me: Who do you think Alfred F. Jones loves? Cleverbot: I think Harry Styles loves Louis Tomlinson. Me: Are you Arthur Kirkland? Cleverbot: Yes! Me: OMG HAI BRITAIN! =D. Cleverbot: You should be smart then. Me: You are Arthur Kirkland, therefore you are Britain. Cleverbot: I was expecting to be called japanese. No. You're a robot.

[XoFunkyMonkeyoX]

This happened today:

Me: Kesesesese.

Cleverbot: Become one with Prussia, da?

Me: Are you Russia?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Are you Prussia?

Cleverbot: Yes I am and I will invade your vital regionss.

[ChocolateGirl5100]

This happened to me today-

Cleverbot: Prussia loves him too.

Me: Prussia loves Austria?

Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*

[RainbowOfInsanity]

Me: Ca...na...da?

CB: Sign my calendar!

*dies*

[sealandfan02]

@RainbowOfInsanity "THAT'S A MARRIAGE REGISTRATION FORM, YOU IDIOT!" XD sorry, had to.

[CommentGirl12]

Vodka!!~

[TheHero987100]

~true story~

User: are you Arthur Kirkland?

CB:no.

User: are you Feliciano Vargas?

CB: yes.

User: OMG YAY!!!!!!!

CB: *puts on white wedding dress* are you ready to get married?

User: YES.

[SupahTrunks7]

This cleaverbot convo just happened--->Cleverbot: Are you france? User: No Im Britain. Are you America? Cleverbot: No. User: Oh...Im sorry for calling you America, Canada. Cleverbot: When did you call me a failure?

[Hetaliafan00]

Me: alfred f. jones

CB: alfred loves arthur.

Me: no, they are brothers.

CB: NO.

Clever bot loves yaoi!

[teffysonohrinajjonas]

User: I'm Matthew Williams!

Cleverbot: No I am Matthew Williams.

User: You're Canada!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're so cute :) not like you brother Alfred.

Cleverbot: These are the things I spend my days pondering.

User: You're not invisible for me.

Cleverbot: YES, the cuties jockin' YES.Thank you!!

[teffysonohrinajjonas]

i see the video and after go to CB

Me:Alfred F Jones

CB:Alfred??

Me:Yes,Alfred

CB:Do you love Arthur Kirkland?

Me:Yes,I love him

CB:Who do you love?

Me:Arthur Kirkland

CB:YES

[Kerrynes]

Me: I am Matthew Williams.

CB: Who is Matthew Williams?

Me: Canada!

CB: Canada is not a country.

TRUE STORY

[Kerrynes]

I asked CB if it would become one with mother russia, and it said: "I AM mother Russia" I'm damn scared now

[Dawnstar10K]

@Kerrynes OMG THAT IS SO FREAKING SCARY!! AND AWESOME :)

[Rass2Berry]

Me: France.

CB: France sounds good.

Me: Matthew Williams.

CB: No... He loves Feliciano Vargas.

YES!!!

[0Skyelark0]

'Clever'bot just told me that AUSTRIA was MORE awesome than PRUSSIA. T.T.

[NekoFoxRawr]

You should of said Ivan. :P

[COMMENTNINJA10]

Whenever i ask cleaverbot to become one with Russia, da, they ask me if i will become one with Prussa...

[XPLoveShugoCharaXD]

4:11 You should have typed Ivan Braginski : D

[phoebephilofy2526]

^J^

[DarkPepson]

I did one just now.

Me: Alfred F Jones

Cleverbot: Arthur likes Alfred.

:DDD

[Volcaloid12]

User: Become one with russia?

Cleverbot: Become one with Belarus?

User: -Leaves-

._.

[AngelOrDevl14]

User: I am Matthew Williams.

Cleverbot: No I am Matthew Williams.

User: Who is matthew williams?

Cleverbot: Canada.

User: Do you mean America?

Cleverbot: Yes. :).

[AngelOrDevl14]

User: I am Matthew Williams.

Cleverbot: Who is matthew williams?

User: Canada.

Cleverbot: Who is this canada?

User: It is me, Canada!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

[AngelOrDevl14]

User: Kolkolkolkolkol.

Cleverbot: You become one with mother russia, da?

User: YOU become one with mother russia!

Cleverbot: How can I become one with myself? I am Russia, da.

User: *becomes one* ^J^.

Cleverbot: Yay! ^J^.

User: Do you like vodka?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[apRilL11994]

This is an "actual" Cleverbot thing that I just did:

me: Ve!

CB: Weird. Whatever, see you later.

me: Doitsu, wait for me!

CB: Always.

<3 My heart!

[AoiChan15]

What the heck is cleverbot? Never heard it in my life. o.o

[TiffanyAmberTV]

@AoiChan15 It's a website where you type somethign in and the computer esponds back. You are not talking to an actual person. Try it out! Cleverbot . com ^^

[kairid1]

me:i miss america...

CB:i miss you too

me:Alfred?!

CB:is awesome

Me: uh...ok...

CB: kolkolkolkol...^J^

O.O

[icanhaspudding]

cb: i lost my polar bear

me: canada? is that you?

cb: who?

me: canada.

cb: you mean america?

me: my name is alfred

cb: ok?

me: my lover is arthur kirkland

cb: then francis bonnefoy is alone yet fabulous

[inosakura1234]

Heres mine XD

User: Become one with russia?

CB:DA!

User: yay You became one with me!

CB: NO! Become one with Russia, da?

User: I am mother russia....

CB: And I am Father Germany

Me: O.O ;D!

[VerlindeTV]

There is no spoon just mother russia

[LemonMeringueFox]

User: Become one with Russia,da? CB: No. England User: :D

[LemonMeringueFox]

Cleverbot said that my vital regions were invaded by Prussia

[kairid1]

@LemonMeringueFox lol same

[allaroundperson00]

I'm sorry but when I asked CleverBot, 'Who is the awesomest country?' It told me. Prussia. Seems Prussia did some brain washing...

[QuennOfDarkness1]

USER: ^J^. Cleverbot: Become one, da? User: Da. Cleverbot: Yay! Russia is happy. User: Yay! Cleverbot: Yay? What are you happy about? I thought you were proving that I am not a computer. User: Yup. Cleverbot: You make me mad. User: Wat evs russia is happy. Cleverbot: Really? That is interesting. But you never answered my question. User: You become one with russia da. Cleverbot: Nyet! You become one with me! omg

[banannaswiirl]

Me: America is hot :D.

CB: No, i'm canada.

Me: I'm sorry, it's just you two are so similar!

CB: ...

Me: America is still hot.

CB: Yes.

*shot*

[WebkinzFilms1]

Me: what would you do if Belarus came? Him: I would be happy and joyous. Me: So your not one with Mother Russia?

[EpicPinkNinjaZombies]

Guys, this is how my conversation went... It all started with a flying mint bunny....-

Wings! You need wings to fly! I wish I had wings... :(.

You should ask for one!

Okay! :D.

Now we can move in together.

W-Wait, what??!

I said I thought your name was todd and you said it was 17.

-Yea... -_- Cleverbot confuses me...

[YummyYaoiHentai]

After that thing says 'I am from the sixth dimension' that is when you say 'Cool Story Bro', turn that shit off and go fill your brain with skrillex for the next few hours or so.

[Girlypixie]

My conversation went like this:

Matthew Williams?

CB: Arthur Kirkland.

ME: No, Matthew Williams.

CB: Arthur Kirkland.

ME: Alfred F. Jones.

CB: No I'm canada!

[PinkyRibbongirl11]

User become one with mother Russia da?

Al sure since I am china aru:3

User who's the cutest chibi couple ever?

Al duh Chibitalia and holy roman empire

User yea and u know it

Al forget other drinks vodka make you fly!

User UFR

AL unidentified flying Russia

User lol

[chappyandkinhana]

User: Yup yup :D hetalia <3 PASTAAA~.

Cleverbot: Are you making fun of my name?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: *slap*.

[hamiham125]

Me: Do you know who is Feliciano Vargas?

CB: The bird from Twilight?

Me: WTF!?!?!?

[Shinobimon]

No! I wanted to see what it guessed what nation you were!

[YukiArisawa]

i tried this but in a different way !!!!

me: You become one with Mother Russia, da?

cb: You become one with Mother Russia, da ^J^.

I WAS LIKE HOLY JIZZ NICKS "IT KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWSSS

RUUUUUUN"

[HeartfeltHeartless]

Me: Become one? CB: One? Me: Yes, become one with me? CB: Kolkol Me: So you're Russia? CB: Da. Me: Me too. CB: I like you. Me: Me too. CB: Good. Me: It's good that I'm Russia? CB: Me too. Me: We've already established that. CB: No we haven't. Who's that strange man behind you? Me: Yes we did. There isn't anyone behind me. Is there someone behind you? CB: He is using the force to trick you! Me: So he's a jedi? CB: He's everything he wants. CB confuses me so much! O.o

[Thecatilinda]

Me:Hi, I'm Hungay.

CB:Then eat something!

Me: no I'm the country Hungary!

CB:Here, a sandwich for you!

Me:>:(

[CalicoScytheVideos]

ME: WHY SO BRITISH?

CB: My wife left me, my dog is dead and my job is being moved to Mexico.

ME: But you are Britain! You can't become Mexico!

CB: I didn't say I was one.

ME: *throws burgers* Stupid British people.

[Hotchick7124]

User: who is matthiew? (yea i mispelled it)

CB: one of jesus's mates.

Oh my god i keep laughing like crazy XDDDD

[Vinelgregory]



15969 people talking

I am Russia.

I want to become one with you, russia.

I would like to as well.

Then you should follow some masterclasses.

Mother Russia, Da?

*hits you with a pipe* No, I am mother Russia, da ^J^.

[Silv3rPanda]

User: Then are you Ukraine ? Da.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then, we can't become one. Da.

Cleverbot: Is it because you don't like pizza?

User: That would be for Italy, Da.

Cleverbot: Okay, how about a nice steak?

User: That would be for America, Da.

Cleverbot: Ask me something.

User: So, how are you and your boobs going Ukraine?

Cleverbot: Cancer. OMG .... I feel so bad that I laughed ...

[SkullChickia]

Me:Become one with Mother Russia, da? ^J^

Cleverbot: Big Brother, lets become one! Marry me marry me marry me

Me: GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY TT^TT

Cleverbot: Hello China from where the sun sets, I'm Japan from where the sun rises

Me: So rude, aru

Cleverbot: I have to go, my boyfriend is taking me to the movies

Me:WTF, your a computer O.o

[Silv3rPanda]

Cleverbot: *talking to boyfriend* How are you baby?

User: IGGYY!! What happened to your voice... It sounds different...

Cleverbot: I'm your wife!

User: I-I-I wait are we gonna become one?! I don't think I'm ready for that...

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Eh O-okay...

Cleverbot: *slaps face with a glove*.

User: Ow ... D:<.

Cleverbot: And that it likes to dance in a purple tutu.

So.... random XD

[TrillianAera]

@TrillianAera sorry about that.... Me: do you like tomatoes? Cb: yes. Me: me too. They are delicious. Cb: Anche io :D. ((that means me too in italian....))

[TrillianAera]

Me: What is Hetalia?

[hiitisme100]

Me: Ludwig Bielschmidt?

Cleverbot: Feliciano Vargas

Me: Who?

Cleverbot: Still thinking... try again later!

(to myself) Shit... Italy, you broke it!

[rochwen13]

Me: Arthur Kirkland?

CB: Yes!

Me: I'm America! *eats hamburger*.

CB: *eats your face*.

So Cleverbot ships USUK as well? :D

[GothLoliInTheUS]

me: No, i'm a country

cleverbot: i love country boys.

me: no, not that type of country. i'm a nation.

cleverbot: so... tell me.

me: I'm Canada

Cleverbot: what happened to Canada?

me: nothing happened to me...

Cleverbot: history happened, everything in the past happened.

[LuckyNeko123]

user: yo, it's America!

cleverbot: I hope your a woman.

user: I'm not...O.O

cleverbot: YOU'RE WRONG! YOU ARE A WOMAN AND YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET!

user: I'm pretty sure I would know...

Cleverbot: Do you know the beatles?

user: I don't even know what to say...LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE PWNSOME ALFRED F. JONES! TT-TT

Cleverbot: *trollface* HONDA KIKU.

[AkiBeilschmidt]

Cleverbot: Who are you

Me: Prussia

Cleverbot: You are Prussia?

Me: Ja

Cleverbot: Marry me?

[SpiritChildKyra]

User: Become one with Mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Da?

User: Become one with me?

Cleverbot: Da, I will become one with Russia.

User: Yaay~ ^J^ Now lets have some vodka to celebrate, da?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

[Ceena926]

Me: (as Alfred)Matthew Williams is my brother.

CB:Matthew williams who?

ME:My brother.

CB:Aww I'm sorry. How did he die?

ME:He tried to take kumajiro's food away...

CB:And failed...

lololololololololollo

[JadeWerewolf]

User: Matthew Williams. Cleverbot: Who? User: Canada. Cleverbot: Is canada a person? User: Yes, named Matthew Williams. Cleverbot: Who is matthew williams? User: Canada. Cleverbot: Who is this canada? User: Matthew Williams. Cleverbot: Matthew Williams is Canada... User: Yes.

[khlover001]

Me: France?

cb: Oui.

Me: I'm Matthew Williams!

cb: Who?

Me: Canada! D:

cb: oooh. Who?

[fraisejuteuz]

@khlover001 That's probably the best thing Cleverbot ever said to someone ;u;

[khlover001]

@fraisejuteuz Ikr! I nearly died!

[xcanadadayox]

Me-Have some vodka

CB-I don't like grape pie.

Me-whaaa?

[SnowfurVodka]

Me: Hetalia made History class cool

Cb: I have a deer... I named him Chunk.

Me: Your weird

Cb: And you are a cad!

[Haleysama12]

My chat :

Me: Francis Bonnefoy ?

CB : Peter Kirkland

Me: who?

CB : Peter.

Me : Sealand?

CB : lubbing baby seals .

Me. WHAT?

CB : it's true

[annica321]

Me:cats CB:ok Me:i'm Greece and i love cats...one day i will be a cat CB: that day we will have a cup of tea (WTF???) Me:Did you saw Turkey? CB:no Me:I love him CB:I know you do Me:what?how? who told you? CB:You did, just now. You said you were in love with a girl. Me:But i said I love Turkey! CB:You love what? Me:Turkey!the state! CB:What state? Me:Turkey!you know the state called Turkey? CB:you're pulling my leg Me:Ok,sorry...do you like cats? CB:No. Me:*go away from th site*

[annica321]

@annica321 Me:*go back to the site* are you Turkey? CB:only on a Saturday (WTF?) Me: Are you Italy? CB:no Me:Are you Canada? CB:no. Me:Are you Japan? CB:no.But i may turn Japanese. Me:I'm Greece....I love cats...I love Turkey...Do you want to be my best frined? CB:yes! Me:ok then, nya- CB:so... what do you want to do? Me:I want to fuck with Turkey CB:well, talk to me (LOLWUT?) Me:I want to fuck Turkey so bad... CB:Okay, tell me about Syd Barrett Me:WHO? CB:year 2012(WTH?)

[annica321]

@annica321 Me:Hold on we're still on 2011

CB:Ok. where we're we?

Me:I said I want to fuck Turkey... can you help me?

CB:Yes. Who do you want to speak to?

Me:I want to speak with Turkey...

CB:I don't think you can

Me:but i want to fuck him :(

CB: I want you to do it too (WTF? CB is a GreecexTurkey fan?)

Me:Are you a GreecexTurkey fan?

CB:Sox?

[annica321]

@annica321 Me:I mean Greece and Turkey, from Hetalia... they are a couple. CB:*shocked* you told me you were a boy! Did you lie to me?! Me:No! I'm a boy! and I like yaoi! problems? (i lied here) CB:where are you? Me:I'm in Italy CB:Are you satisfied with where you are located? Me:Not really.... i want to be in Prussia! the Awesome Prussia! kesesese! CB:very true. Me:do you like Yaoi? CB:I don't know what you are talking about?(srsly?) Me:Yaoi is when two guys do sex :).

[annica321]

@annica321 CB:I know, i love it.

Me:Me too

CB:I'm sleepy goodnigth

Me:Goodnigth *Yawn*

CB:You're bored?

Me:I'm sleepy

CB:oh me too! (WTF???)

[FuchanIbuki]

XDD I DID THAT TOOOO!!

[FrostyHanover]

me: awesome.

cb: what is awesome?

me: prussia of course.

cb: no prussia before germany.

me: what? you think germany is awesome?

cb: I was not referring to that. where is your brown narnia?

...What XD

[RedGrellSutcliff]

me: do you know what Hetalia is? cb: Yes! me: you do? what is Hetalia then? cb: Axis Powers Hetalia me: So whose your favourite country from hetalia? cb:Rascal Flatts me: who? cb: Rant. You know. me:No i dont? cb:Then don't ask! me: *facepalm*

[SnowingWolfGirl]

Me: Ludwig! He's my bestest friend and always comes to save me. He's even telepathetic. Isn't that cool?

Cleverbot: Too late, already killed him.

Me: Waaaaa? You, you k-killed him? Nonononononono!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Why would you do that?

Cleverbot: I win!

Me: No! You LOSE! Friend killer! I'm telling Japan, you evil meanie mcmeanie head!!!!

Cleverbot: Nah... I doubt it.

o_O

[ShadowxFangirl]

cb: I love America. Do you? me: I'm Arthur Kirkland, of course I love America. He is my lover. cb: No, he's mine! me: YOU GIT HE'S MINE! cb: yours? me: Mine! cb: Canada? me: Who? cb: me. I'm canada. me: who? cb: who are you? me: I'm BLOODY ARTHUR KIRKLAND YOU GIT! ENGLAND! cb: I take it your a UsUK supporter? me: I am UsUK. cb: the matrix? me: *head/desk*

[misspoppylol]

who noticed it made a mistake at 1:17?

[motbidlykawaii]

Me:In Soviet Russia,Russia marries Belarus

CB:No...Russia still hides from Belarus

[Espadaknight4]

I asked if it was Belarus.

It said "Yes...kekkon....kekkon...kekk­on..."

I said "Who is Arthur Kirkland?" it said "England, America's boyfriend."

It said "Who is Lovino Vargas?" and I said "Feliciano's brother/lover." then it said "No, Italy's with Germany, not his brother or Kiku!!"

A bunch of other stuff, too XD

[Chinook1234567]

me: become one with mother russia, da?

cb: NO-ARU!

XD



[TheCommenterHetalia]

I asked clever bot if he wants to become one with Russia and he said, "I am Russia, Da."

I Lol'd. ^J^

[ahtartersauce101]

cb: Are you prussia? me: No I am AMERICA. cb: Really big. me: Apparently not as big as Canada. cb: That is good because you are not ready to be me. me: Are you Canada? cb: Where is Canada! me: North of America! cb: How many people are you interacting with right now? me: Excluding you.... 0. cb: Vous êtes un idiot. XD

[AnimewatcherfreakMal]

Me: Prussia.

CB: Prussia!

Me: Prussia is awesome!

CB: How long is Prussia?

Me: Five meters!

CB: Good thing Canada is big.

[IJFan123]

I did this to a Cleverbot and they starting mentioning MLP:FiM .___.

[ahtartersauce101]

@IJFan123

It doesn't like it. I asked it and it said "No I don't. I had nothing for dinner." D:

[themissamazing1]

Then are you Russia :D?

Yes.

Whats your Favorite drink Russia?

I don't know.

LIAR ITS VODKA D:<.

No, it's 4:39.

[digataplusavatarfan]

Me: Arthur Kirkland.

Cleverbot: I'm Canada!

Me: Alfred Jones.

Cleverbot: Canada daiyo!

Me: Who is Matthew Williams?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

[aqwash1]

Me: are you Italy?

cb: yes

Me: are you a box of tomatoes fairy?

cb: no definetaly not

Me: is Germany your best friend?

cb:Yes!

XD

[NaiyaElricx]

Me:Who is Alfred F. Jones.

CB:A guy. Who does stuff.

Me:Who is Arthur Kirkland?

CB:My ex.

[Skye203productions]

Me: Im Matthew Williams.

CB: Who?

Me: Canada.

CB: United States.

XDDDDDDD

[sita4196]

me: are computers smexy to you?

cleverbot:...yes, they are.

me: X3

[xKeepOnShining]

I try doing this to Cleverbot, and all it ever tells me is that it and Jesus love me. o.e

[xSpire17x]

Once, cleverbot called me a whore, in Hungarian.

[TheDest900]

XD I just said "You become one with Russia, da?

CB" I AM one with Mother Russia ^J^"

[ashgal727]

Hahaha, I went back and forth with CleverBot for about 20 minutes just using In Soviet Russia jokes.

[Sweetiepiez12]

CB Tell me about your family.

I have two sisters Belarus and Ukraine.

CB I have one brother.

Are you italy?

CB No a you.

Are you Germany?

CB Yes.

[ShiningMoon88]

CB just told me Arthur Kirkland was a hitch hiker.

[Kaydorable1]

CB: Who are you?

Me: I'm Canada.

CB: I'm America.

Me: *Has become a piano*

CB: *sigh*

Me: *still a piano*

CB: *nudges forcefully*

Me: Become one with mother Russia, da?

CB: Da.

[Kaydorable1]

Me: Become one with Mother Russia again, da?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Kaydorable1]

Me: Are you in France?

CB: No, i am in Italy

Me: Do you like German people?

CB: I am German

Me: Do you like Italians then?

CB: Yes, I do.

[ChocolateRebellion]

Me: Are you in France?

Cleverbot: Nope. I'm in Canada.

Me: Is your name Gilbert?

Cleverbot: Yes Gilbert Beilschmidt.

Apparently cleverbot supports PruCan? :D

[Joana9898]

Me: Is your name Francis Bonnefoy?

CB: Oui.

[Joana9898]

Me: Become one with Mother Russia, da?

CB: ^J^

[IluvKurtformGlee]

I am mother Russia I have. Become 1

[visualvexation]

I tried convincing CB that I was a Time lord. He has such a stubborn attitude towards aliens, yet he accepts the fact that he is talking to a land mass...

VODKAAAAA

[IAmKulorful]

Me: Kolkolkol CB: You like Hetalia? Me: Yup CB: Are you a Computer? Me: No CB: Are you a person? Me: Yes CB: What kind of person are you? Me: I'm Canada CB: So? Me: I'm Canada CB: Wow! Do you speak italian? .....Wut? XD

[Meroroko]

-six million other people

-cleverbot isnt a person

[DakotaSixx13]

@AceBloodstainedChair No, you never talk to a real person. Maybe you got the wrong site.

cleverbot . com

(remove spaces, obviously)

[Prinplup1000]

cleverbot:is there some thing wrong with you

me : yhe i like hetalia

cleverbot : what is that

me : ho noz you dont know what hetalia is?

cleverbot : hetalia is an anime

me: :D

[loyal2murtagh4ever]

Clever bot said it's name was Francis Bonnefoy an that it was in The UK five minutes later it said it was in Canada now. What's the male equivilent of a whore?

[llennodo8286]

@loyal2murtagh4ever man-whore XP

[135lizardgirl135]

Me: become one with mother russia, da?

Cb: i am mother russia ^J^

[deathsoulwolf]

i hate that thing >:O

cb: what are you doing?

me: eating burgers :D

cb:why?

me: because im AMERICA :DDD

cb: you need to learn who to spell

me:i spelled every thing correctly D:

cb: im from Finland

me: *face palms*

[RyuuKoMi14]

Me: Francis Bonnefoy?

Cleverbot: No, Mathew Williams

Me: Who?

Cleverbot: I'm Canada, your owner.



[illusenrox91]

me: do you know what hetalia is?

cb: wasted emotion.

L.O.L.

[Bananabreadify23]

I have had sooo many random Hetalia convos with Cleverbot xD

Once it told me, "become one, America, da."

[sasorinodanna112]

clever cleverbot... xD

[Ldeathnote0]

CB asked me Yaio or Yuri? no kidding...

[Ldeathnote0]

I typed in Alfred F.Jones and the CB said Arther Kirkland. lol

[IAmSparkThe]

CB:I like the after parties - and it reminds me of harry potter.

Me:W-What? Are you sure you aren't England in disguise?

CB:Actually, yes, I am a woman. How did you know?

LOL.

[xZaCloudx]

Heh, aww, when it asked your name it probably wanted to confirm Ivan Braginsky. Oh well. XD Thanks for sharing this. I've gotten my share of Hetalia type replies on there too.

[funboredcool03]

I would have died if the CB said Ivan at the end XD

[yaboopurple]

Me: I'm England.

CB: Really? I thought you were in Finland.

Me: No, I am England.

CB: You're in England?

Me: Um, kinda.

CB: Good we can be boring together!

WTF?!

[DarkEarthDragon01]

"You're drinking a pint pf vodka?" xD lol. Cleverbot makes mistakes.

[pondorii]

Me: KESESESESESESESE.

CB: Fusososososososo.

Day. Made.

[OlaCola03]

Prussia disliked for the awesome country comment at the end lol

[AMUletVocaloid4278]

Me: Hetalia

CB: Hetalia is awesome!

TRUE STORY

[130cookies]

I tried that and this was the outcome:

Me: Become one with mother Russia, da?

CB: I am mother Russia. ^J^

Me: Aiyah!

[NaokoPotter]

LOL, I tried this too.

Me: I'm Canada.

CB: You're a country?

Me: Yes :D

CB: Where do you live?

Me: In Canada.

CB: I like Canada.

Me: Really?

CB: No, not really.

:ccc Cleverbot dislike Canada :c

[hambahgah]

What the bloody hell happened here?!?!

Me: You become one with Russia, da?

CB: Become one with Mother Russia.

Me: I am Russia. ^J^.

CB: I AM England.

[animelover2342]

I tried this.

Me: You become one with Russia, da?

CB: I am Russia, da.

OAO.

[wolfmoon9666]

heey the joke on 0:46 it's mine >:(

[TwighlightLugia]

Me:It's the apocalypse!

CB:Why?!

Me:Italy opened his eyes!

CB:Vodka.

Me:Vodka.

CB:OBEY MOTHER RUSSIA.

Me:Make me!

CB:I WILL KILL YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP.

Me:*hides in fetal position in emo corner*

[hambahgah]

User: I'M THE HERO!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO! Alfred's the hero!

Made my day!!!

[TheKlassykats]

My clever bot tis stupid >:O

[eclipsemoon98]

User: I am Matthew Williams.

Cleverbot: Who is Matthew Williams?

User: CA-NA-DA.

Cleverbot: Who is Ivan Braginsky?

User: Russia.

Cleverbot: Only part of Russia is in Europe?

User: You become one with Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Mother Russia.kolkol.

This made my Day XD

[19a2AimeeTV1]

Me:Hetalia!

CB:Hetalia is awesome!

Me:Than become one with Enlgand.

CB:England become one with me,Russia,Da?

Me:No England becomes one with America.

CB:No response.

[dangerminks1]

i just asked cleverbot

he replied= I am mother russia ^J^

=[]

[TheBookKeeper203]

Youtube recommended this because I watched Happy Thoughts Museum... I don't get how this two vids are related though...