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  • the ford looks almost like a Land Rover.

  • Do you have any validity behind your statements or you just another couch-quarterback getting his rocks off by bashing something?

    Let's take this into context...

    All jap cars are made from american steel that we couldn't use anymore...

    I drank a 2L of soda with more displacement than 70% of jap cars...

    Why don't you just go put a wing on it...

    I have more torque in my lugnuts than your car produces with it's engine...

    Sounds dumb..hey?

    My opinion..move to japan...

  • haha, dd was wearing his blues clues shirt again when they showed funk masta flex

  • Putting Camaro conv. on hold? oh well. I still get alot of time to make money to get my SS convertible. lol

  • Speeking of the Scion xB, Kia made a slightly smaller but smimlar car called the Soul.

  • this guy is such a fucking douchebag.

  • The Camaro looks good, but we were beat over the head with the concept that when it finally came out it was old.

    The 2 door Panamara actually looks good. Havent seen it from the back, where the Panamara epic fails!

    The Flex actually looks good, like the Lincoln version looks way better. The Scion brand is so cr@ppy. People have to mod the $h!t out of their cars to make them look good.

  • This guy was being a jerk off

  • I will never buy a GM (government motors)

    product again. They make crap.

  • @Maxwedge12000

    Thats exactly why your country is failing. Continue buying your imported products and wonder why your children have no future.

  • @winged70bbody2 buying domestically made crap does not offer our children a future either. American made cars suck.  Everyone knows it. I want value for my hard earned money and that means buying non-american made cars.

  • @Maxwedge12000 Are you serious? Please explain to me how not buying a GM wouldn't have stopped the fact that General Motors for taking loans out?

    If it is something to do with reliability you have your stories twisted.

    Case in point my 1992 GMC 2500 with 265000 miles that was owned since new with no problems..Mind you it would stil have no problem out pulling any jap truck.

  • @winged70bbody2 Gm and Chrysler could not get my money as a consumer so they did an end run and got my money as a tax payer thanks to obamanation. Getting over 200,000 miles on an american made care is miraculous, with foreign made cars it is the norm.

  • @Maxwedge12000 Another valid arguement..1996 Camry 2.2..failed engine..salvage yard price...$2300

    1996 Cavalier 2.2..failed engine...salvage yard price...$450

    Every car eventually has problems.

    I will stick to buying American cars, even though al the parts arent made here.

    What's with the name anyway? If it has anything to do with a '60s Mopar..you are a disgrace to our kind.

  • @winged70bbody2 I have a weakness for muscle cars, made with little government interference. But guess what, they too were built like shit. Go america.

  • Nissans cube is an ugly fucking car....and the scion is shit...both ugly fucking cars made for fucking stupid people.

  • Yeah, the only reason the hybrid Panamera is less than a regular powered car is because hybrids are subsidized by the government.

  • Your jokes are very lame

  • Ford did copy.... what I don't understand is why Ford European doesn't have their models here. I saw in Manila (Philippines) there was a cool Focus Z3, that was a standard model, cause I saw many of them similar and it was a lot cooler than the one that is sold here, and even cooler than the new ones. They are in need of a new design consultant that isn't letting the new designs into production.

  • 4:18 Oh shit! Of course! It all makes sense now, how could i not see that the Ford Flex is really a Scion XB! bahahaha

  • What makes you guys at FLD think the person who made that comment of the week was a black person? Did they send a pic with their comment.  Or do just like FMF. By the way I'm black and I have a 2010 Mustang GT.

  • Lol friggin Porsche. 14 variances of the 911. Good lawd!

  • fuck sake! lol you guys give that douche a shirt for the P.O.S but when i got the comment of the week, i got shit all! lol ass-holes!

  • what the hell is this. why is it such crappy quality? i refuse to watch this until someone fixes it.

  • Lol. FLD rocks! I want a feckin shirt... will you give me one just because i live in Scotland? No...? Didn't think so.

    Keep up the good work mother f's!

  • Reading the comment some of the idiots on here post, if one of my favorite pass times.

    Some of you make me feel good about myself. Thanks commenters!

  • right next to me you want to be, til the sun comes up. I bet you aint never seen a pair of these before

  • like the panamera wasnt ugly enough, now its going topless?

  • lol. Its an interesting concept though. give em a break. lol break in the top.

  • This guy is a true penis-head!

  • You pronounced pwn incorrectly. It's actually pronounced "own." C'mon Derek D, get your sh*t together. The interwebs is sooper cereal.

  • Not the best pwnage you guys have done but still funny

  • why dont you try being less of a ho?? i am a classy, classy girl

  • you say that you "haven't seen many tricked out ford flexes on the road" and there is a very good reason for that;

    THERE ARE NO FORD FLEXES ON THE ROAD

  • I see lots of Ford Flex's on the road... but I live in Dearborn :D

  • sox313 got pwnd

  • Porsche RULEZ ... THE END! and like Porsche i like variation! specially in my girls :) ... im gonna go eat some turkey now!

  • That second Scion Xb is a Xa.

  • the belt is leaking out

  • That second XB was not an xb was it? Plus give the commentor of the week a break sox313 or whatever it was is probably just a stupid ass red sox fan so he never knows what he's talkin about

    Yankees 16 walk off wins ftw

  • Stick it to em Derek,The Douche bags are bullshitly rich and they go off to do that ..

  • lol love the commenter of the week  and i also love the fact that GM could'nt design anything good for them selves so they went to HOLDEN (thats the australian branch of GM) and got them to design a car for them which they then decided to use over there intire fleet with different badges and body pannels and its still there best ever car O and a top tip a convertable will not work because the chassie was not designd for it its going to be all floppy and shit so go GM for ruining a good car

  • actually the Camaro was designed by Americans. the Zeta platform was designed and developed by Holden.

    also, where are you getting all this info that the Zeta platform was never designed to be a convertible? oh and another thing, i like how you've automatically become a psychic and somehow know that the Camaro Convertible is going to be crap.

  • um ok lets go point by point

    * its american (lets face it you lot dont have the best track record for designing cars*the R8 was originally designed as the HOLDEN manaro which is a reincarnation of its most famous from the 70s and 80s which was a hard top and we people of AUSTRALIA will probley not be very happy if they change that!!

    * its the same chasie and engine ( the engine at the block level iv got no clue how they've fucked around with it to make it shitter)

  • *and dude how many comments do u post seriously get off wikipedia its not all correct in fact when its wrong u just look like a TOOL in fact thats wat u are a TOOL!!!!!!

  • um the R8? are you speaking of the HSV R8? or of our interpretation of the Holden Commodore which was called the G8? because both would be incorrect by the way. the HSV R8 Clubsport is a Commodore, not a Monaro. the G8 is also a Pontiac badged VE Commodore.

    the chassis was developed by Holden, nothing else. the LS3 that powered the G8 GXP and the L76 that powered the G8 GT were both developed by GM America.

    oh and another thing, the Zeta wasn't around in the '70s and '80s.

  • the Zeta is a totally brand new platform developed in 2006 for the VE Commodore. never underpinned the Monaro since the Monaro was axed from the Holden lineup in 2005.

    its quite hilarious how an Aussie doesn't even know his own cars, yet an American knows almost everything about them lol.

  • Am I the only one that thinks the Cube looks like it would fit in a 1950s futuristic sci-fi story? The thing looks like a square bubble. The first time I saw it I thought it was some sort of joke.

  • i'm still taking it as a joke.

  • So basically anyone can come here and type some bullshit about some cars and get a shirt for that?

    For something what should be a semi-educational show you give a lot free stuff away for the most stupid comments out here.

    Why don't you give gifts for people who actually know something about cars?

    some guy: "ooh look at this little sculpture made in France 2000 years ago looks like the statue of Liberty"

    FLD: "its a statue that the only thing they have in common, here is a shirt for you".

  • the second car that is shown isnt an xB

  • you're right. I didn't even catch that when i watched the video, that is a Scion xD.

  • ya. what the fuck happened Derek D

  • Haha... I love fastlane. "Friggin tools!"

  • With Porsche putting out this many Panameras i wonder if they will make a steampunk addition. Nothing screams Porsche like steam powered car entirely made of brass and wrought iron.

  • eyy elmo187 go fuck yourself ... I'm Rick James Bitch!!!

  • boy, Bansheeflyr's dick must taste awesome, because he seems to have alot of nutthangers.

  • I'm Rick James Bitch!!!

  • This comment goes for sox313. Henry Ford was not the first one to have an engine on a buggy but was the first one to build a car with an engine. Henry Ford was the inventor of the assembly line. And because of the assembly line cars can be made at a faster rate so thanks to him every body can share the same body style of a car. The word Fordism came off him it means various social theories. So yea respect henry ford.

  • lol i got the GM joke.

    also, who doesnt love a little speed ballin?

  • alright i admit it, i looked. now whats my prize? j/k

  • That t-shirt is gay....U should wear a nascar shirt .....I AM A FRANCE!

  • mercedes G class also looks like scion xB (they both are boxy), so scion copied G class when they made the xB. LOL

  • derek met funkmaster flex, cool

  • Hmm... I don't want to be a comparison idiot, but the Flex really looks like a Range Rover, or at least from that perspective. Anyone seen the car IRL and denying it looks like a Range?

  • Wow elmo bitch much. This COW should not deserve a thing. Not only was he wrong but until he fully understands consumer demographics based on race, he shouldn't make such statements.

  • I agree, I can't believe he even got some airplay, let alone comment of the week with that comment.

  • um i didn't make COTW. did you not watch the video?

    by the way, i dare you to go look up the statistics of white vs. black owners of Fords. remember, stereotypes are based on fact. that's about the only thing he was right about in his statement. so it wasn't racial, it was stereotypical.

    you "civil rights activist" people need to realize the difference between stereotypical and racial.

  • Derek you are wrong about the Flex. The interior is made out of cheap materials, everything is plastic. Just compare this to AUDI and im sure you will see the difference.

  • the camaro convertibles coming to SEMA, at what premium to buyers? i'll take a panamera turbo-diesel hybrid awd...now what color? hmmmm....

  • the official Chevy-built Camaro Convertible will not be coming to SEMA. only couchbuilders and tuners will have them.

    you won't see a true production Camaro Convertible until most likely in Detroit next year.

  • I love people who argue about the best way to mod your suspention when they've never even changed thier own oil.

  • i have a question i was once commenter of the week but it was a week or 2 before you started giving out shirts is there anyway i can still get one?

  • HAHAHA

    derek d must do this more often i love it when he rips people apart for stupidity LOL good shit man!

  • i carnt beleve that you think the porker is going to have more veriations thay all look the same thay have the cheap ist designe team in the world seriously the people at Dawoo have better emagination !!!!! credit crunch advice for the porka sack your design team all of them and employ for les than half the price the guys that have just lost there jobs at uk baced van firm LDV

  • i think the LFA looks nicer with the 'secret cover' than it does with it off. TOo much flare. It kinda looks old school with the lines covered up.....mmm bring back those old school japanese car designs

  • Yeah. That Lexus looks H.O.T!

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  • Who the hell is this Elmo187 guy? Is he on the FLD payroll? Does he sponsor or help with production of the show? He tries to correct almost every comment posted below. Why? I just want to know if he does this because he is affiliated with the show or is he just someone who needs to get an effing life?

  • i never got this whole thing about "getting a life" when posting comments on 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, hell, not even 10.....1 video only takes like 5-10 minutes out of my day. they somehow act like it takes all friggin' day to post all these.

  • lol there isnt any point in commenting, theres a one in 10 000 chance of getting a shirt... GIMME A SHIRT

  • pause the vid at 4:28 :D

  • nice

    i need to get one of those

  • Hmmmm was that really a minute worth of ford plugin there buddy LOL, both Xb/flex are crap both the vehicles and the DJ the ford looks like a limp dick range rover .....what was the point i was tying to make again haha love the show keep em coming

  • yeah that elmo dude is fuckin annoying he comments on EVERYTHING i say

  • i comment on everything you say with BUNCHES of other people because every FLD video, you feel the need to insult both Derek D. and Leo Parente whenever you get the chance.

    hell, how about we just go look at ALL of your comments, and not just the ones you leave on here? oh wait, that would be pointless because all you do is make insults and leave negative comments. i at least leave some good comments. but good god, all of your's are just full of anger and racism.

  • owned.

  • i saw a green drop-top camaro in rides magazine a while back, maybe a year ago i think

  • DD get me a free Tshirt!!!

  • goddamnit how come that Douchebag sox gets a shirt?

    How about sending one to meh :(

  • Exactly, the fuck is up with that. Maybe we should be douchebags to get one lmao

  • please don't take anymore dumb comments for the month. that guy was a idiot, lol. i was hoping it was a comment worth talking about, that guy was just being a dumb ass, lol. Nice show this week anyways.

  • if anything the Flex is a Land Rover knock off.

  • You will never guess what i saw today.A blue Cobalt and a white Impala,in Est-Europe.

  • 4:23 scion xD lmfao

  • 4:32 *

  • I lold hard on that "copys" :D:D

  • sox313 you GOT OWNED

  • I AM FRANCE

    lmao

  • Olie's a bit of a douche bag also

  • Grand am is run by a bunch of Tools, like Tom Seabolt for example...

  • What about the Z28?

  • Fourteen versions of the 911?? No wonder Porsche is in dire straights! They are doing it worse than GM. What possible market could they be appealing to with fourteen variations? Now they are stretching into the four-door market?....something they know ziltch about!

  • kitch157, fuk u the xb pwns

  • holy crap the xb is 1. gay 2. bad in quality and 3. small the flex is 1. cool 2.good in quality 3. big and 4. fun to drive (says my best friend)

  • lmao i love how he commented 4 times lol. but idk i saw some video it was like cars uk or something one of those big car review things, the one that does will it drift, and they had some lexus supercar

  • Derek....you're one mean cunt, i love it!! I hope i've spelt everything right:P

  • The Ford Flex and the Scion XB is two totally different cars but if you compare it to the flex, the flex is surely a better buy despite being more expensive.

    Calling the Ford Flex a copy is nonsense. They're the only ones with those kind of design and there are other car manufacturers that make boxy cars such as Land Rover for instance.

    And white people buying Ford is a totally racist comment. I'm not white and I'd buy a 2010 Ford Taurus SHO over a 5 series.

  • not to be a prick, but when you guys were comparing the Ford Flex to the Scion Xb, the orange "tricked out" car you showed as the Xb was actualy the Scion Xd that Rock Star energy drink had customized.

  • wait... how does he know that the comment was made by a black person?... probably and Asian kid to be honest

  • Not really a convertible person, but I'm very okay with a drop-top Camaro. That is, whether it's made by GM or by tuners. Epic fail by J.C. France and that other guy for being drunk off their bums saying this. Wonder what Leo Parente would say about this. If the University of Oregon samples many ways of showing off their ugly football uniforms, then why not Porsche with their Panamera? How about a Derek D. Cop Mad Stayles Panamera? ;) Actually, the xB is less than 2,500 lbs (I think). Take care!

  • the first-gen xB (the good one) is about 2300 lb

    The new corn-fed stuffed xB, or rather, "xL" (since 2008) weighs over 3000 lb

  • The ford flex is an oversized copy of the range rover. Even the Steering wheel also looks the same as! oh yeah, the range rover's.

  • well lets see...

    the Ford Flex is based off of the Ford Fairlane Concept. the Fairlane Concept was concieved during the time when Ford still owned Land Rover. almost every manufacturer UNDER Ford shared parts during that time (and even now they still do it). one example would be Aston Martin sharing parts with Volvo.

  • dam i need another job

    i can't afford any thing right now

  • panamera with an inline 16, drop top and 30 inch rims

  • derek can i pleaseeeeeeeeee have a t shirt pleaseeeeeeeeeee. ill wear it alot.

  • lol these guys are really trying to protect the american car industry haha they don't need to, everyone already knows that Ford's are GREAT!. hahahaha

  • derek d whats it like haVING AIDS BRO i heard ya facked a monkey in the bak of da cude

  • Learn to spell tard...

  • Derek D.. do a Mustang , Camaro Show down.!!! DAMMIT dooooooooo it!

  • fuck off elmo

  • oh man, gotta love the haters. now i know how you feel Derek.

  • If you didn't look like a whale with assburgers people might care. Try leaving your house/enclosure.

  • first off, its Aspergers, not assburgers. that's like someone saying "old timers" instead of Alzheimers. wow, what a way to misspell something. that was awesome.

    secondly, Aspergers doesn't have a "look" to it. aspergers is a mental disorder that is commonly misdiagnosed for ADD/ADHD. that would be Down Syndrome that you are thinking of.

    finally, try to deviate away from the fat insults. they usually don't bother people who aren't in denial about their weight problems.

  • Actually Elmo, I'd prefer to use the description of "Autism spectrum disorder".

    Mental disorder makes it sound like all people with Aspergers are nutcases, which we're not.

  • i can haz assburgers?

  • lmao that was awesome.

  • ass purgers?

  • thank you. i agree, it does sound like we are some type of nuttcase lol.

  • So all I have to do to get a free shirt is say something redundant, retarded, or uneducated, then proceed to get bashed by Derik D? I think I could do that...but I better get that shirt!

  • so you can insult people and theyll get a shirt....fine then...my dick's little have fun

    the only reason for the name is manginaluver was taken and and i eat poo....gimmie a damn shirt

  • american cars suck! they cut back to make more money, big shame, the new GT 500 has archaic suspension making ford $5000 profit on each car. that makes it shite! and it only has 450horsepower?!?!?

  • wow ONLY 450 HP

    seriously how much do you make/ spend on cars to consider it to be "only 450 hp"

  • yeah but dude it a GT500 meaning 500 horsepower, selling people short to make more money, american cars are all supposed to have some muscle to fall back on when everythign else fails, as it usually does. making cheap cars aint a good way to go, keep it basic and spend the money in the right places and you can get something powerful that works, take the Vauxaul VXR, cheap but goes like a bat outa hell and works around the corners.

  • you sir, are a moron. the GT500 doesn't have 450hp. stop watching Top Gear. because that's EXACTLY where you got that info from.

    Top Gear tested the car on a CHASSIS dyno, not an engine dyno. SAE tests horsepower at the crank, not at the wheels. therefore, the previous generation GT500 HAD 500hp. the new one currently has 540hp.

  • also, the "500" in the name doesn't pertain to the power. its just an homage to the original GT500. if this were true, then the new GT500 would be called the GT540. the previous GT500KR would of been called the samething. the GT500KR Super Snake would of been called the GT750. get my drift yet?

  • Too many of us Americans are penny wise and pound foolish!

  • Actually, that would make the power loss pretty low (about 10%)

    Usually cars can lose 15-20% power from the flywheel to the wheels

    But yeah, a live axle in a high-performance car like that is unacceptable

  • Flex > Xb. Im 20, white, middle class. I work at a ford dealer, so i see fords downfalls alot, but to tell you the truth, they must have hired someone from toyota cause their quality is great now, 1980s, 90s, and early 2000s, they had their heads where the sun dont shine. but i would buy a new ford any day. especially the flex, a quality vehicle built of upscale, comfortable materials

  • scion xB, and one of the pics was an xd

  • Ford is a damn fine vehicle...I banged Derek D's sister in a Flex.

  • The Porsche Panamera tag line is "Four. Uncompromised"

    A Panamera GT Coupe and a 2 door convertable?? Are you kidding me?

    Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't coupes/convertibles 90% of their business already??

  • Nope.

    The Cayenne is their best-selling model by a wide margin

  • and before you FLAME me.. The Camaro is a niche car that will lose its Niche when the baby boomers and their throw away income gets turned into retirement funds and they end up buying a Ford Flex (todays episode joke!) Thus the Camaro will die again and you will have just the Government to blame!! Sorry.. Performance cars that people should buy.. Porsche. Mustang.

    Corvette. Subaru WRX/STI and acouple other tried and true race/ street cars...

  • ummm porsche panamera 4 door convertible. how come nobody released that yet?

  • Camaro Drop Top!!! HA HA HA LMFAO I'll tell ya. the Mustang has had an uninterrupted run since 1964 with many kickass variations, and some.... well trashy ones. The best drag racing platform in the Fox body SN 95 chassis, New Edge mustang, s197 mustang... its endless what you can do to this TRUE tuner car. so if I want a camaro i can pay twice if not more then 2 v6 mustangs new and have an RS drop top with just over 300 hp. Camaro is a failure.. Its ugly FAIL DIE

  • actually most new mustangs are more exspensive then ther camaros lol and the camaros have more factory tunned hp

  • The V6 Camaro starts at 23k

    That V6 has 304 hp, almost as much as the Mustang's V8!!!

    Even the Hyundai Genesis four-cylinder has more power than the Mustang's 4L V6

  • heh yubiiiiiii.... happy houre!! yeah lets get some beer.... or.... well... im gonna get soem beer ^^ and its not like 10 min the morning rightnow where im at so im not an alcoholic.... or somthing...!??

    ohhhh.... yeah.... beer^^

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  • can someone confirm the correct pronunciation of Porsche?

    Is it....

    a) Porsche (por+shhh)

    b) Porsche (porsh+a)

    hope that makes sense

    please only people who know what the hell they are talking bout, maybe a German?

  • B. People who don't know thier cars will call you an idiot. Those who do will get it.

  • It is Porsh+a.

    Manufactured in Stuttgart (Stoot+gart)

  • Well, actually there are two main schools of thought on this one:

    FIRST:

    a) water-cooled (basically everything except...)

    b) air-cooled (911/930/964/993, 912, 914, 356)

    SECOND school of thought:

    a) everything except...

    b) 911 series, race cars, Carrera GT,356,550, etc.

    I might be leaving some examples out, but I think you get the idea

  • he was talking about the proper pronounciation of Porsche.

  • Great episode! =)

  • Hey Derek you scare to race? :) ohh you coudn't find a bathroom? don't pee in your pants again! LOL

    Just kidding.

  • Have you guys heard? The Panamera comes with a W12 quad turbo engine, an authentic 1600's baroque interior and a jacuzzi. Now that's a car, alright!

  • Saturn copied Opel models! Astra - Astra, Aura - Vectra, SKY - GT, and VUE - Antara. GM makes bad cars so now they ask Germans for help. What a shame GM! They will never beat Germans with the quality and performance. NEVER!

    They did the same thing like in 2000 with the Cadillac Catera and Opel Omega.

  • WTF!! who will mix Ford with Scion/Toyota. Ford makes nothing like toyota. toyota'z shit. Ford FTW. that guy is high, what the hell is he thinking?

  • Why the fudge does Porsche even do a 2 door Panamera I thought the Panamera was suposed to be a 4 door and anyways they already have the boxter???? What ever I think Porsche are desperate and just do so many variations to fill a gap for marketing. Its like the Cayman everithing about it (horse power, price...ect) fits inbeetween the boxter and the 911. I think a car needs to be made to go as fast as a car can. Like the caterham R500 superlight! Sorry about spelling im French.

  • The Panamera convertible looks awesome, and the interior is just freaking nice

  • Can I buy a shirt?

  • i wanna post random shit and get a free shirt!!!

  • and sox313, leave the racial part out of it. thats not cool.

  • sox313 is referring to the fact that the ford flex looks a lot like the first gen xB. i agree that the flex is not an original design, since it does look like a first gen xB but i also agree that they are very much different.

  • yes we said that was the only comparison that they look alike, box like...

  • a 2 door panemara, other than the back seat's actually being usable isn't that redundant (technically speaking the 911 does have back seats)

  • hahaha sox313 got owned

  • and another d-bag gets a t-shirt for being a retard....awesome...........

  • scion's are more reliable...

  • franch shirt haha