You look soo much younger without the beard! Although I do love the beard (cause i'm a beard lover,of course) But I like you with out the beard also :)
His beard is the aspect that channels 50% of his talent and video editing abilities, and since he was only about 50% away from making... um... good... ....stuff, it only makes sense that he didn't win....OHHHH LAWDY THE LOGIC IS KILLING ME.
Man, was that greenscreen? Totally didn't look like greenscreen at all. Must be using VeeScope keying or something. Very impressive. Great job, Wheezy!
darn it! you have to register to comment on your video on the site and everything! But i did it just for you wheezy! coz youuuu lighttt up myyy lifeee you givee mee hopeeee to carrryyy onnnn!
Wheezywaiter was once a FACE LOVER.....not right not right at all
ladydovington 2 months ago
I'm glad you got the alligator pit so you could get rid of your clones
yasmondi 3 months ago
The music reminds me of Banjo & Kazooie.
NoahMusic96 4 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
nobeard nobeard nobeard nobeard O.o
ChikDontCare 4 months ago
AAAHHH no beard! its the friggin apocalypse! wait...this is in 2009, we must all be dead
ChikDontCare 4 months ago
No beard?????!!!!!!!
madpod5 4 months ago
where did you get this music? its awesome:)
TheNick0fTime 5 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
Without his beard, he looks like my old biology teacher...
kirmea 5 months ago
Where is craig? i just see a men that has no beard...
GamersPath 5 months ago
playing SNES and eating saltines. awesome!!!!
epicX42 5 months ago
he probably didn't won because he didn't had his beard on.
eniaelectro 5 months ago
Wheezywaiter looks like a regular person... NOOOOOOOOOO!
AdamantSystems 6 months ago
stop at 0:35 and laugh
MariazzZebra 7 months ago
at like 0:37, part of the saltine box disappears
purplecloudnine1 7 months ago
before he sends his clones to the aligator pit he should abzorb their beards with his awsome wheezy power
Tribalhedgehogs 7 months ago
BEARD!!! Y U NO STAY???!!??
TheTexasRanger101 8 months ago
WHERE IS YOUR BEARD
AlexBaldwinFTW 8 months ago
NO BEARD
*CRIES*
ChilliConCarnage625 8 months ago
He looks like Mr.Bean!
GForce44444 8 months ago
I asked my self, whats wrong with this video, GRAIG HAS NO BEIRD! thats just not right! :P
dogtrainer2211 8 months ago
Craig looks like a creepy uncle with no beard or a serial killer or a pedophile or a creepy uncle serial killer pedophile.
fucksalt97 8 months ago 3
Do you live in a town that's entirely pink?
Warrgstube 8 months ago
omg was just watching your videos then came across this WITH NO BEARD!
CRYING
DrPepperForMe 9 months ago
why isn't there a love button ^^ this video is awesome =) you should have won
furiouza 9 months ago
No bread! Be afraid everyone! D:
SmoofSox 9 months ago
@SmoofSox Don't you mean beard?
jelbertie 9 months ago
@jelbertie LOL! Thanks. I'm stupid :P
SmoofSox 9 months ago
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LassesIndex 9 months ago
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LassesAss 9 months ago
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LassesIndex 9 months ago 2
0:24 It's Wheezy's rollercoasterbar!
erwtenzuiger 9 months ago
cracker box mistake at 0:38
But great Vid...please no more shaving
Mageorama 9 months ago
OMIGOSH NO BEARD AAAAHHHH MY LIFE IS RUINED
ourcharliebo 9 months ago
He looks like my old math teacher. xD
TwilightedCoconut 9 months ago
crsig dont ever shave your beard!!
MrPaki1996 10 months ago
you look like Dave Matthews without a beard.
olafvisser 10 months ago
Craig without a bears looks kinda like mister bean.
FredFreek678 10 months ago
You should of won - great video!!! I'm favoriting it=)
furiouza 10 months ago
Wheezy, you sleep in a sweater? Oh, what class you have =D
Olliandchris4ever 10 months ago
no beard=bad
ilagrocks 11 months ago
Oh no!! The beard is gone!!!
yoshmo001 11 months ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
he looked much younger without the beard.
mikeycute00 1 year ago 4
beard lover= no beard= bad!
princessmononoke99 1 year ago
I am guessing the star wars reference was intentional??!!
Purplemonkeyonabike 1 year ago
I think we can all agree when I say, "Get to the alligator pit."
SprGrlRVG 1 year ago
You look soo much younger without the beard! Although I do love the beard (cause i'm a beard lover,of course) But I like you with out the beard also :)
TokyoDiimond 1 year ago
So this is where the clone killing started
kaciisbored 1 year ago
Your no beard makes me cry
cooldud777 1 year ago
I'm not just saying this because I'm a fan of you, but seriously, what the hell could have beat this?
seventeencandles123 1 year ago 29
I like Craig with his beard and without his beard!
TheStrongBoyz19 1 year ago 3
You look really good with no beard....But its weird you need your beard.....like NOW!
And honestly...I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE your shirt! I don't know I forgot what I was going tosay....Type
Rawrisons97 1 year ago
You look so much younger without your beard! bring the beard back NOW!!! Oh ok it is i can sleep now ;)
bktrinigurl 1 year ago
AHHHHHHH! WERES YOUR BEARD!
pansgirl123 1 year ago
For a minute, I couldn't figure out what was wrong. I had a wird feeling about this video. It was the lack of beard. Never again, man.
SpiffyGremlin 1 year ago
the reason you didnt win your contest was because you didnt have your beard..
tomer945 1 year ago 2
Who is this and what did u do with wheezy?!
TheHabboNetwork 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NO BEARD T_T
Dachera 1 year ago
ahhh wheezys naked face :(
jumboman78 1 year ago
OMG!! You have a Super Nintendo Entertaining System. That's awesome.
EneaVanDePartey 1 year ago
All in a days work.
MellowJelly 1 year ago
I guess this was before you figured out that the clones should be more submissive and obedient
unorthodoxJ 1 year ago
Why didn't you clone yourself THEN shave? ;D
Mani231290 1 year ago
wheezy the trial of the beard has failed you
chevysrule70 1 year ago
No beard? I think I might cry. Thank god that phase is over.
RadicalFeministing 1 year ago
You are freaking awesome!
j3ss4ndr4 1 year ago
lol when the clone took out the crackers i could see the line where you edited
suckyskater21 1 year ago
ok dude i aint watching your vids that long so seeing you wiht out beard is weird
TheTeeeekaaaa 1 year ago
snes is awesome!
primeboxers 1 year ago
No beard = bad
brodiesgrowontrees 1 year ago 93
I freaking LOVE that little house/apartment thing. The colors are TOO CUTE. x]♥
kiiXakAkez 1 year ago
*starts to cry* where's ur beard?!?!
FunnySun10 1 year ago 2
He probably hasn't got the alligator pit installed yet.
Sman272 1 year ago 3
Alligator pits are much more efficient.
Two clones in one mouth.
mshammerheadshark 1 year ago
this must have been before the alligator pit was built
1MattyRoss1 1 year ago
+20 for the clone creating and killing to begin
-15 for you without a beard
danny899 1 year ago
His beard is the aspect that channels 50% of his talent and video editing abilities, and since he was only about 50% away from making... um... good... ....stuff, it only makes sense that he didn't win....OHHHH LAWDY THE LOGIC IS KILLING ME.
DanzigAlive 1 year ago
No beard :O
watatooku 1 year ago
OMFG HE HAS NO BEARD
thefirethief101 1 year ago
WTF happened to your beard
UberDreww 1 year ago
Hey beardlovers - oh wait...
BreadedRedhead 1 year ago 4
Wheezy, do you have a SNES?? Oh mah gawd, that makes up for the beardlessness. Can I come play your SNES? What games do you have?
waitingfor2008 1 year ago 3
HE HAS NO BEARD!!! :O
ninjabcm 1 year ago
ur one ugly man with no beard
juanharu13 1 year ago
WHOA! came her from 1 of ur very beardy-videos and was SHOCKED! it cannot be beardy wheezy waiter WITHOUT A BEARD!! gah...im very disappointed in u
iNsAneValleY9596 1 year ago
It's not fair-- you don't look like my band teacher without your beard. :(
nationornation 1 year ago
wheezy with no beard???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
kratos2295 1 year ago
OMG NO BEARD THATS SO WIERD :O
TheAwesomekman 1 year ago
Matt Weber? So that's the guy you get your Ideas Unlimited book from?
FirsToStrike 1 year ago
Yeah, it rocks :D
Whats that music?
UbarL33TDo0d 1 year ago
where is your beard?!
Narglesonamistletoe 1 year ago
Anyone know what this music is or how i could find out?
Accan2 1 year ago
i didn't notice the no beard intill i read the comments
bcs2337 1 year ago
there is something different about you. i just cant put my finger on it
piercy100 1 year ago
You just aren't you without your beard....:( <3
Mer1002 1 year ago
No beard....that means its THE END OF THE WORLD!
BlueEye096 1 year ago
AAHHHHH wear ur beard
SuperHappyCookie 1 year ago
WHERE THE HECK IS YOUR BEARD
ComixCollection 1 year ago
you look weird with on beard....
Dirkzero1 1 year ago
@Dirkzero1 without*
Dirkzero1 1 year ago
greg looks fat in this vid
limited4life 1 year ago
WHY DIDN'T YOU WIN? That was epic dude... just... amazing ^^
MoonSmiling 1 year ago
@MoonSmiling lack of beard
tobiosnmakky 1 year ago
@tobiosnmakky ha ha, I'm gonna use that excuse from now one :D
MoonSmiling 1 year ago
@MoonSmiling you should do so.
lack of beard prevented me from winning a bafta. or even being nominated.
tobiosnmakky 1 year ago
"Begun, the clone chores have." (in the description people!)
Dude, that is genius. And so is the video!
spyergirl4 1 year ago
lmao that was great!! and wow u don't have a beard!! u look much better now with the beard =)
hogwartshooked19 1 year ago
how did u do that dude plz message me plz
skybotme808 1 year ago
i see no beard.
yilva 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! No Beard!!!
itarfer 1 year ago
lol nice :)
MultiKrembo 1 year ago
Wheezy you just look wrong with no beard.
LinkinPunx 1 year ago 281
you would've won if you still had your beard! I swear! And bettr, non-reapeating music!
Quexasder 1 year ago
i love this vid! watched it about 3 times so far..........
tiiggerr 1 year ago
Craig, with no beard I think you look a bit like Dave Matthews. Don't worry, this is a compliment! You both are awesome :)
ontopoftheworld5 1 year ago
there was no beard, thus no beard power, which is why you must have lost.
MrCj822 1 year ago
your building is pretty colors :)
sploserbaby 1 year ago
supernintendo ftw!
LiLmIsScUrAzAy 1 year ago
This is awesome! I don't see how you lost.
RisenTwice 1 year ago
Without a beard you look like Dave Matthews
kissthecook47 1 year ago
Banana
tombkreeper3 1 year ago
the beard is dead in this video, that's probably why you didn't win.
in all seriousness though, that was awesome. bummer that you didn't win.
FreebieMe44 1 year ago
There's not beard in this video. Um, I don't get it.
ermzgracieisawesome 2 years ago
this reminds me of multiplicity. that movie with Michael Keaton
blackstrawberrysky 2 years ago
that was so awesome!!!!!!11
rymaly 2 years ago
omg you could make a fortune selling cheap jeans and stupid looking sweaters. Just gas the clones and harvest the FREE CLOTHES
yytrert 2 years ago
1:17 hahahahahahah
MikeMarino 2 years ago
I want your editing software!
TypeingOnMyITouch 2 years ago
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ELLtheBAG 2 years ago
keeep on running
BFFsupergirl 2 years ago
y the video would last 4ever
MegaHannahlover 2 years ago
awesome :)
SillyEducation 2 years ago
wow. great editing.
MmSilverioo 2 years ago
hahha so awesome!!
evilaliens123 2 years ago
french the llama that was funny. great editing
sk8rdman 2 years ago
ahah, VLOOOOOOGBROTHERS!!!
sk8erJG95 2 years ago
omg this video so so good I love it :D
littlekittygarden 2 years ago
great video mate :D
emowarewolf 2 years ago
Six seconds into the video, and I already have two things to comment on.
1. Goddamn, Kevin MacLeod is has a monopoly on this youtube music shit.
2. Cornell Note Paper? Why?
reinix 2 years ago
french the llama! how could you not win? that is too fail puppy. The other submissions must have been inCREDIBLE to top this.
LittleMissSoap 2 years ago
Your house looks a bit like a Barbie Dream house.
In a totally cool way.
Mhm.
neeshaknowsall 2 years ago
You're too cute, hehehe
MeliAce13 2 years ago
craig, be my best friend.
kookieforcocoapuffs 2 years ago
post it
myfriends8008 2 years ago
WIN IT WHEEZY!
superseandude 2 years ago
Beardless.
ifhgsfj 2 years ago
this is awesome
superseandude 2 years ago
how did you pull off 1:24?? that's flawless wheezy
Bassman0Nate 2 years ago
awesome dude best ever
FleckProduction 2 years ago
You didn't make it into the top 50! That is ridiculous! FRENCH THE LAMA!
controlfreak451 2 years ago 71
@controlfreak451 FRENCH THE LLAMA! ANOTHER NERDFIGHTER??
NeverEatTheUniverse 1 year ago
@NeverEatTheUniverse but of course!
controlfreak451 1 year ago
@controlfreak451 Awesome. DFTBA
NeverEatTheUniverse 1 year ago
EVEN LESS BEARD WHAT THE LLAMA!?!
tuna2221 2 years ago
Monday: Kill clones hahaha love it
1q1q1q1qjigsaw 2 years ago
What program do you use for splitscreen effect (if that's what it's called)? The one which permits you to have clones of yourself in the video?
Great video, btw.
H057IL3 2 years ago
Excellent video! I loved it!
Freelancer253 2 years ago
lol nice man
olenraks 2 years ago
Severely undersubscribed.
squaltch 2 years ago
Great job! I just left a comment - good luck!
twopointohfan 2 years ago
Gosh, you're somethin' adorable.
MeghanGotHacked 2 years ago 2
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Frimf 2 years ago
Man, was that greenscreen? Totally didn't look like greenscreen at all. Must be using VeeScope keying or something. Very impressive. Great job, Wheezy!
SpaceAndrew 2 years ago
ahahah.
Unsia 2 years ago
epic video!
'nough said.
yourxfavxstickxguy 2 years ago
<3333
PeaceLoveDisney 2 years ago
darn it! you have to register to comment on your video on the site and everything! But i did it just for you wheezy! coz youuuu lighttt up myyy lifeee you givee mee hopeeee to carrryyy onnnn!
hayleythekid 2 years ago
amazinggggggggggggg!!
hayleythekid 2 years ago
NO BEARD!?!?!?!?
CCPride34 2 years ago
@CCPride34 He had to shave it for the series he's in, "f***ed in space."
rctfanatic 2 years ago
this is so cool! That's an awesome idea!
musicjunkie1995 2 years ago
AWESOME!
theidiot5059 2 years ago
this is awesome :D
Natturs 2 years ago
Does anyone else have an LG ad coming up on the video? It's totally a rip-off of the wheezywaiter beard logo, and it says "Give it a ponder."
lauradoestheastro 2 years ago
WOW! I love it :D
Phanaoshot 2 years ago
how the hell do you do those effects?!
zan1500 2 years ago
That not a beard better be fake.
GSG629 2 years ago 2
nice! :p
OneSimpleKiller 2 years ago
This is the best video I have ever seen of yours Craig; amazing cloning skills!
wilsontech1 2 years ago
The beard... It's gone! D:
Also, neat video :3
SomeBoredGamer 2 years ago
Awesome!! :]
TreSowers 2 years ago
ah! this is so good... i hope you win! :)
Mmkpro 2 years ago
Thats amazing! Alot of work i guess ;)
weilot 2 years ago