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  • if you have a zombie comp its not always bad... it just gets your comp to send shells to an ip address it doesn't hurt your computer at all. and if your nerdy ass kept up with recent events on [INTERNET CENSORSHIP] you would realize what a big deal this really is. DDoS attacks could help preventing its inevitable DOOM!

  • the easy way: shotgun

  • fuckin fag

  • ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

  • This guy seems to think "Why use one word when 100 will do"!!!

  • LMFAO!

  • Ow my ears...

  • I love Chris, but sometimes he can be obnoxious as fucking hell! But I still love ya dude!

  • if they block pcs for that reason people would be angry and results in lawsuits which would be the fault of isps

  • I bet he had that same reaction the first time he saw a pussy haha.

  • Is presenting himself as an idiot supposed to be funny? It is irritating.

  • fomcl

  • My ISP does cut off drones.

  • Did you just have a mental beakdown, there?

  • 3:57 Start here . . . Pirillo's melt down - (WARNING: may want to turn down your speaker volume)

  • 3:55 CHRIS PIROLLP FLIPPS OUT TOTALLY

  • 4:00 - 4:15 SPAM SPAM SPAM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWH!!!

  • Chris should put up a warning when he is about to blow your speakers/ears.

  • i woulden't need my isp's help because they already gave my really good anti virus when i joined

  • if were goin lion huntin Im goin with that guy and fuck a gun this guy can yell like a motherfucker.

  • LOL

  • voldemort has controll!!

  • live feed is down

  • I keep watching Chris' videos because the content is usually good. But seriously dude, what is this bleeeaaah bleeeaaah crap? It seems that if you are going to continue to watch his videos, you

  • 10 times of Blehhhh, I don't get it .

  • Chris make a video of what e-mail client you prefer like Gmail, Hotmail, Yahoo and AOL! I wanna hear your facts

  • What a moron, why scream like that so immature.

  • I hope your screaming didn't wake up my cat.

  • ur muslim right?

    ya allah

  • BLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHEH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH.­.......

  • Apart from being a raving looney lol u make a good point chris. By having a good customer service and offering to remove the virus, surely that customer is not only likely to stay with that ISP but the customer is more likely to recommend them to others. In the end everyone wins. Btw u scared the sh!t out of me when u had the rant lol

  • I dont get it... why do I have to watch the same god damn awful, not the least bit interesting commercial ALL THE TIME? dont they have a way to tell that I have already watched it a gazillion times in the last few hours and its only going to make me hate the advertised object instead of getting me interested? I have nothing against the idea of advertising, but you have to do it right... this is just counterproductive

  • Everytime I watch one of his videos, I can't help thinking what an idiot he is. What the hell is the point of yelling AAAHHHH! so many times?

  • OMFG 4:08 WTF

  • BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!­!!! XD

  • LMAO! @screaming

  • they can't they are too lazy it would just cost so much time and money... think of the people it would take to monitor thousands of traffic connections...

  • I don't thinik ISP's should be monitoring traffic at all, people pay for internet, and they dont want to be tracked

  • You can't afford real flannel? WTF! Look at you're freakin' house... Jesus.

  • ahhhhhhhh my earsssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ss

    ear rape

  • 3:58 holy #*!% almost crapped myself

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  • so agree

  • hey, if I could get someone to keep up with my PCs like that... that would save me a lot of time in the long run...

  • Why should the ISP be responsible for someone else's negligence?

  • there's something that bothers me when I think of my ISP spying through my packets for "unwanted" traffic...

  • Onmamamananamamama............­BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHABBBBBBB­BBBBHAHAHAHHAHAHHBBBHAHHAHAHAA­HAHAHA................."MY FREAKIN EARS AND YOU WOKE EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE UP GODD LORD"

    chris i love you :)

  • The sideburns look died out a few years ago Chris. Just sayin.

  • what is that light shit over your desk?

  • You are an idiot sometimes you know that? Wtf is that screaming for? Can't you give a better example?

  • spoiler alert: 3:56 & 4:56 are loud as fuck

  • your livestream is down

  • It is like removing a broken down car off of the highway! Get your car roadworthy again, so you can get back on the highway :) Yes ISP's should have the power to remove your broken down car. Just keep the government out of it!!!

  • It is 5 : 39 AM and I turned the speakers LOUD because your audio is not great, and then guess what? 3:57 :-s

  • No Ginger! No !

  • : D , heh, Chris fixed that pesky speaker buzz

  • 3:56 My friends, we have a new meme!

  • Hi Chris, I like addressing problems head on! So, Here is why you look like a monkey... Your ears are below your eye-line!

  • Comment if you were wearing headphones during the screams.

  • Chris honestly I disagree. I think that EVEN THOUGHT I might have a bot on my computer it doesnt mean you have to cut me off. Plus im the one whos making the bots lol jk

  • no I'll be pissed if they knock off my internet connection, also ISP will increase service charges for providing the extra service you are talking about which will also piss me off. it's a good idea to install anti virus and spy ware program, or use other preventative programs to knock off bad programs

  • hahahahahaha

  • Stopped watching due to your screaming.

    Get help.

  • BLEEEEEEEEH BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH BLEEEEEH

  • WTF !!!!1 U WOKE MY KIDS UP !KEEP IT DOWN WILL,YA

  • Chris is going insane!!!

  • Was it really necessary to scream 13.5 times??? with a scream like that, I think once times would've shown your point.

  • fuck you for making me look nuts to the people around me.

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  • Yes, please. This would free up so much bandwidth for meeeeee!

  • I think that they should be informed of how to fix the problem and that they have the problem, but they shouldn't be forced off line. I feel that the power to take individuals off line could be abused.

  • lol press 7

  • you owe me a new pair of headphones >_____>

  • SKY BROADBAND IN THE UK spend users till they remove it

  • Keep. Pressing. 7.

  • I hope the customer isn't armed, when someone does that!

  • well that why, you can't spend it and keep too!!!

  • "I can't afford real flannel at this point in my life, unfortunately..." he says in front of 3 HD monitors and behind a macbook and camcorder.

  • @Watswat5 Hahaaha wow!

  • @Watswat5 correction- he says in front of 2 HD monitors, iMac, macbook and camcorder. :P

  • @jpross123 Then 3 other large HD monitors, connected to a windows PC out of sight from the view, also a a huge googletv

  • @creativegta The only thing is that AMD actually sent him that system.

  • @DeltaPhi79 Yeah, Forgot about that

  • @Watswat5 and an ipad! teehee

  • @Watswat5 A bit more than that. 2 giant monitors, an iMac, MacBook Pro, Time Capsule, Mac mini, Xbox 360, 46 inch TV, PSP, DS, DSi, GBA SP, loads of games, AND the cameras. XD

  • @Watswat5

    and thats just the tip of the iceberg :)

  • @Watswat5

    meet the iLoan :D

    followed by a iPayment :)

  • You should probably explain how packets work and how ISPs analyze the packet traffic through their networks. But I really wonder how important this issue is to ISPs. It seems to me that for the most part ISPs don't care about the traffic itself unless the data contains copyrighted material. I can't even use legitimate torrents to download software because my ISP punishes their customers for using any torrents at all.

  • HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAAHHAAA

  • Im going to start doing that to restrots

  • also the sudden outburst of shouting really made me want to rip this guys tiny balls off to give him something to scream about as such an outburst was uncalled for, especially when trying to listen to a legitiment issue.

  • dwonside to isp's doing this is people will gripe about it being an invasion of privacy or infringement of rights of some sort, which I can see, but I can also see how having them shut down malware loaded systems like he describes. so I can see both sides of the coin and it's a tricky issue.

  • 2:33 happened to me.

  • Chris has had this experience before.

    He knows what he's talking about.

  • Um... Dont you need internet to update your zombie protection? And, if your ISP was to give you something to help cure your zombie infection, dont you need internet to download, or at least, have that cure remain up and running? Ive seen what happens when your trying to watch Youtube and you lose internet. The video stops, doesnt load and freezes. Wont whatever cure or protection your ISP is giving you also freeze and not load or at least not load properly?

  • At first I was like what the hell are zombie computers? lol

  • that was way too long.....what the heck?

  • all that screaming? seriously? =/

  • LOL that was so funny I replayed it. 

  • I agree with that, they should do that from now on isp must stop BAAAAAAAHHHHHH BAAAAAAAHHHHHH BAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • I think Chris has a good idea.

  • I disagree

  • they should be given a week to clear the infection, if it stays, get rid and tell them to learn to detect infection.

  • that whole screaming part shud b da new rick roll

  • My ISP does cut you off and they do help you clean the computer.

  • PORN!

  • MY EARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

  • @thatdude701 Ah I get it and I second that motion ....... only pain now I have to watch the video again coz I had to mute that bloody sound ..... ;S

  • DUDE EAR RAPE! what the heck!

  • I think the issue with that idea is that, say one computer in an organization has a bot installed, the entire organizations connection could potentially be shut down. That wouldn't be affective. It should be a software that is integrated into routers.

  • I love when I get Windows UI popups on my Linux/Mac machines.

  • @FearedBliss I know, its genius.

  • You're suggesting that if someone comes to restaurant screaming that manager removes you from the restaurant and not the screamer? That's awful idea.

    What about if I'm working something really important and I need an internet and my dad goes and gets this popup. Should I get kicked off internet because we have same ip? Should ISP really be looking what is going on with my computer? Privacy and things like that?

  • dont let the zombie have electricity

  • thats all Windozes computers blocked then!...

  • Shoot the computer in the harddrive!

  • Answer to Freaks in general: Freaks + Peanut Butter = No Freaks

    Mission Accomplished.

  • I agree with you Chris.

  • wtf is a 'flanal' or w/e he says at the beginning..?

  • @Bloomengns it is a form of shirt fabric. Derp!

  • @Bloomengns It's a clothing material thats kind of like wool, but not. lol.

  • Give that guy peanut butter, so he'll shut the hell up... Video voted down, cos that video gave me a headache...

  • completely disagree. Leave the internet alone leave everything alone! its working fine.

  • You should do a video just yelling and make the name something that everyone will watch

  • They do this in finland!

  • the BLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR thing when played at 5:20 am sounded 10x longer and 10x louder and especially when everyone in my house was asleep

  • my ears !! :S

    (ok last time i see this with the headset)

  • Chris Pirllo is a good example that goes BBBBBLLLLLEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH! when his internet connection goes down.

  • I have the baaaah baaaaah baaaah thing as my ringtone

  • absolutely right

  • the isp should just slow down their traffic until problem is fixed, and if you ever scream (while i was wearing headphones) again like that I'll KILL YOUR DOG! slowly... CHRIS

  • that was annoying please stop

  • I've gone deaf

  • That could actually work... if ISPs were nice, friendly businesses that have no evil ambitions whatsoever. If you give them more rights than what they have, they will rape you. They're corporations, they can do anything.

  • Well I agree with the HELP aspect of this, but I also know that customer service with most companies is not up to par, so kicking a user offline or sniffing their traffic may not be such a good idea in my opinion. Now if they had great customer service and can get the person online fast then I think it might be better, but the invasion of privacy to some extent is troublesome. What does everyone else thinking??

  • KEEP PRESSING 7 !!!

  • HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA HHA HAH AHAH HAHHAH 3:56

  • @SuperFirefox777 YOU HAVE A LINUX!?!?!?? So, is is true? You get laid about as often as you have to reboot your computer?

  • Chris is having an anxiety attack....again.No worries

  • turn down your speakers again at 4:53

  • No they should call first

  • "my moms pissed now thx" thumbs up if u saw that xD

  • WAS ENJOYING WATCHING THIS, HE MADE SOME GOOD POINTS BUT WTF WAS THE SCREAMING ABOUT JEEEEEEZ PISSED ME OFFFF.

  • After watching this 8 times, I still laugh at the bah bahhhb bahhhb

  • i dont agree. zombie computers should be allowed. people who get their sh*t infected, thats on them for downloading crap that shouldnt be downloaded. as a bitorrent user i take the risks and i'll face the consequences. the isp is not their responsibility to help me fix my computer.

  • REMIX THESE SCREAMS please

  • I hate those fake daggum pop up adds. The people who make those need to die violently.

  • Beeaeaaaaaaeeeeeaaaeeaeaeaeeah­!

    Baeaeaeaaeaeaeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeh­!

  • 3:56 it's a democrat!!!

  • @SuperFirefox777 HELL YEAH!!!!

  • ISPs should give infected users one week to fix their problem. The internet is a big help when trying to delete malware. After that time is up and the problem has not been fixed shut those morons down, because you have to be pretty stupid not to be able to delete the thing after this amount of time. However, the reasons ISPs do not do this is because they can be sued and its just bad for business to deny paying customers your service.

  • Linux users ARE NOT immune to viruses, the fact that 99% of linux users think they cannot get hacked is enough for them to click to any link a hacker gives them

  • Is it technically possible for the ISPs to recognize such "bad traffic" and cut these computers off?

  • @mednos yes

  • Well if you stop the Internet.. How the hell are you going to fix it when you cant download any software or updates to delete the viruses.

  • AHHH!!! AHHHH!..

    ARRAGAGAGA

    Possibility of this happening in a restaurant.

    Very likey.

  • Maybe they could include it by default, but also ask you if you want it and offer it as an optional service that you can have them check you when you think you have a problem, instead of "monitoring" you.

  • Got a new ring tone.

  • I think isp's should shut down infected computers..The amount of infected computers I get in a week is nutsYou CAN pretty much tell where a person has been by the type of infection Most is alot of shareware like that crap frostwire etc..They are just nasty.....Last puter I did was brought to me they said it ran kinda slow(lol they all say that) 70+ infections on it..no antivirus what so ever..In the end there are more stupid peeps owning computers than ones with brains so YES shut em down

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll ready the chat when he was screaming

  • @SuperFirefox777 What internet browser do you use?

  • @rcnrcn927 what browser do you think he uses? look at his name winmacfag!

  • :18 you can't afford flanel, only 2 monitors and a laptop.

  • At 3:56, Chris's neighbors call the cops because they think someone broke into Chris's house...

  • Bad software hits good people. :'( Such a tearjerker, Chris.

  • BLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH­! BLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AH! BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE­AAAAH!

  • @bensa144 ROOOFL!

  • NOOO! Then I can't DDoS stormfront!

  • Stop trying to be funny and just talk normally. You make it obvious you try to hard with your audience.

  • ** Chris is the other white meat. **

  • ** Chris is the other white meat. **

  • >.> when chris made those sounds my dog woke up and looked at the computer like "WHAT THE F***!?"