Max Pacheco's Titanic

[catbass93]

Rose's voice sounds like Gilbert Gottfried doing Iago! :D

[queenlives713]

Tell you what, I've seen the movie, and if it was anything like this, I would have remembered it. But this may not be as funny as it seems. I gotta learn to be careful with beers that don't taste like beer.

[sam23413]

RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!! 

[MarcoBat16]

@sam23413 I wholeheartedly agree.

[sam23413]

@MarcoBat16 ok????

[MononokeLynn]

Speaking of graduating from college, this is a perfect way to spend time NOT studying for exams! Meeheehee!

One way you could approach watching the movie, if you ever do, is to value the use of cinematography, special effects, and the amazing attention to detail between costumes and sets (...oh film studies minor is evident there). Also, Kate is kickass.

[llcdrdndgrbd]

@MononokeLynn Another way to watch this film is if you view Leonardo DiCaprio as King of the Dolphin People and all the immigrants as Dolphin People, while all the rich people are Vampires.

[roxyqueen2]

this never gets old. i'd happily watch this over james cameron's any day!

[Randomist77]

E - Entirely hilarious.

P - Perfectly made.

I - Intensely awesome.

C - Creatively mocking.

W - Wonderful.

I - Incredibly great.

N - Neverending amusement.

[coliho]

"I graduated from college." Best. Part. Ever.

[straub11]

its un privated yesssssssssss

[warjikin]

I bet the Rose voice is harsh on the voice.

[JennyFromTheVlog]

god Max, your girl voice is damn HOT !!

[DNAngel2009]

. . . Gilbert Gottfried?

[BingKafei]

Oddly enough, whenever my sister and I finish a rather immature and silly conversation, the first words out of her mouth are "I graduated from university!" and she has never seen this video.

[HartsonMedia]

Max, I swear to God you are the funniest person alive

[colleenr825]

Haha! Congratulations graduate. The grating voices in this video were much more tolerable than the ones in the real Titanic. Er, the real Titanic movie. I've never heard anybody from the real Titanic ship. You're a riot.

[Zalsia]

I love you too! I thought it was great, you don't need to see the real thing, just watch this. I loved Rose's voice heh heh. And well done on graduating, we all knew you could do it! ^^

[Eyoda12]

Hilarious.

[JanJanCherry]

WIN, sir XD

[PsychoLemur42]

I love you.

[d2manhatman]

emmanuel college

so thats what you did for 4 years

[ZowieFillups]

i love you.

[veronicaej]

Are you going to watch the real movie now?

[MarcoBat16]

No. I don't know anyone whose taste in movies I agree with who likes it and no one who likes it has given me any reason to believe I'd like it.

[EclecticXerasia]

Hahaha. I loved the "1 Iceburg Later" screen. A random line from Fabrizio would have been a funny addition. Hilarious video altogether. Oh, and congratulations.

[ninjaracoon]

why do you allow comments on this video.

[headfirstxtaylorxx]

HAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!

if this was The Titanic, it would be my favourite movie.

[TarynAria]

Congrats! Don't be too scared of the real world!

[chris666444]

best of your vids!!!

[RI2VA]

Yup... Thats about how it went...

[MegaGeek325]

That ending made it all so great.

[ClosestToTheSun]

In this video, your voice reminds me a lot of Timone from the Lion King.

Good video, I've missed seeing new videos from you.

[lulublu2]

OMGEE!! CONGRATS ON COLLEGE!!!

haha and great movie

[anniekal01]

This was the funniest thing I've watched in a long time. Especially the end.

[StoneThatIsLoved]

He's talking about college, dear. The degree?

[plainbond]

oh i know, it was joke.

... that clearly didn't come across well

[SynysterArtist15]

xD awesome. i havent seen titanic either, and i dont plan on it...

o & congrats on graduating ^^

[mattydog67]

That was very cool. Thanks

[Laur0sie]

Rose's voice makes me want to punch you in the throat.

And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

[igreczed]

hahah max, it's corey major here. shit eating fuck that was funny. great pay-off. well done, sir. well done.

[Krondore]

Oh and nice job with the whole college thing and what not.

[Krondore]

Yeah thats pretty much what titanic is about. I dunno I never saw it...

[noyeska]

I can only assume this was your distinction presentation. I also assume that it was received with great enthusiasm and praise by the faculty at Emmanuel Elementary.

[VirtualSting]

Well Max.... you set a good example for college. I think I'm going to go finally.

[ZigmarPatterson]

And all this from a man that just graduated... Well done! And I loved the clip. It sounded like a Chapman / Cleese sketch from the golden years of Python: two obnoxious people having a totally out-of-context argument. Silly AND funny.

[cristinadonahue]

My God.

This is brilliant!

[veronicaej]

Your voice sounds pretty hot in this one..

[vampchick301]

rose sounds like the bird from aladdin ^_^

[aljosu94]

I'm surprised you're actually allowing comments this time...lol.

[MarcoBat16]

Comments are often times my answer to "Is this too stupid?"

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

Congrats on the graduation! Lol, that was a pretty funny video, and the end, you with the diploma? EPIC. Please don't tell me this means you'll stop making videos, they're too awesome to ever stop!

[JustAnotherX]

Honestly, Max: I'm so glad to see that you're back on youtube, but you must have been so bored... X-D I couldn't help laughing at it, but boy was I weirded out.:-)

[gulsz]

We had Ryan Murphy's Beowulf, now Max Pacheco's Titanic - next Neil Cicierega's Godfather?

Rose's voice reminds me of Monty Python.

[fairiewitch13]

congrats on your graduation, Max! This video was hilarious, btw.

[HyperRaiin]

CONGRATS!

[Nick28th]

ROFLMAO LOVED IT

[CabbagePatches]

hmmm... this didn't really grab me.

[SeverusZed]

excellent.

[TXBass4Offbrand]

Congrats on the BA.

Jack sounds an awful like Mayor Quimby, in my opinion...haha.

I think you pretty much surmized Cameron's epic in 3 minutes...bravo!

[eiknoh]

nice. everyone loves angry couples lol

[alycemhm]

Congratulations on your BA! What a great way to celebrate. This video shows all your dedication.

[agwellin]

ooh, cum laude!

Very nice!

[hippogriffgrrl10]

oh wow, that is hilarious! i haven't seen titanic either, but that seems to pretty much sum it up. i like the last bit where you show your diploma; congratulations on that. you sure are putting it to good use. =)

[PirateTucker02]

CONGRATS!

[JennyFromTheVlog]

i have never seen titanic either, and now i don't feel i will ever need to.

[FeeFiFoFumProd]

masterpiece

[boffinbabe12]

Congratulations on your BA (what does that stand for- bachelor's award... brilliant academic, Being Amazing?!)! I've seen most of the Titanic and that is far better than the real one. Rose definitely represented how I felt whilst watching the film :P

Keep rocking! xxx

[TikiKrissy]

Congradulations!

And yes, I do know I spelled it wrong. ;)

[lukeyv1990]

Well done on the BA Max. Nice ring, by the way.

[mattuhntiss]

congrats on college ps i'm sure that billy crystals mad that you took his idea for titanic

[MarcoBat16]

Aw crap, did I inadvertently rip off someone's bit?

[mattuhntiss]

no it just seems very jewy

[vvvTomvvv]

lol. Congrats on graduation - I can see now that you totally earned it, and didn't waste any of your time at all.

[circethesorceress]

That was the most exciting 3 minutes and 5 seconds of my life.

[michikoww]

CONGRATULATIONS, MAX!

Yes all-caps was very necessary

[Spitfyre32x]

congratulations, max!

[uknowwholovr]

fantastic.. ^^

[ClockSquirrel]

wow! i will be expecting more videos now. am i right?

[MarcoBat16]

You are right.

[leenybella]

hahaha

amazing

[MachoBlisen]

I love Roses voice.

[Beshrewed]

YES!

[JallieNarz]

HAHAHA i think this is better than the original

congrats on the graduation :D

[woahCATH777]

Bravo Jolly good video!

[DDevil891]

Subpar

[EclecticXerasia]

Great video. Also, congratulations on your graduation.

[straub11]

i like every one of your videos.

[TheOutsanityDotCom]

lol "You won them in a cad game!"

[ferparu]

Ahaha, this would be a box office hit. :'D

Congratulations on graduating!

[Lili7evans]

My goodness, Max.

It's funny how simple the things are that make you a genius.

Congrats on the grad~

[mattQN]

more....MMMMMOOOOOORRRREEEEE!!­!!!!!

[DrSamberg]

""It's the safest boat ever' you said!"

[TheUltimatePlatypus]

Excellent. I've never seen the movie either, and now I feel like I never have to. :)

Congrats on graduating!

[camrenishot1]

I was moved to tears.

[TodayProductions]

Hahaha, oh my god. That was hilarious.

[BondableSnowman]

this is awesome!! so true to the movie! congrats on the graduation!! yey for you!

[Renwerx]

Starring GIlbert Gottfried as Rose.

[THEmuteKi]

I thought the same thing.

[TheOutsanityDotCom]

Best comment ever

[Sanjuaro]

Man, now I want to go to college. Making masterpieces like this is like my dream.

It was funny though.

[rowsdower50]

Or teen girl squad...

[DrunkenFoxProduction]

The first words I uttered after laughing like an old banker smoking some nameless tobacco to save money, were: Brilliant...Haha...He went to college.

[zing713amw]

so very funny and congratulations!! now you can concentrate on youtube vids again! :P

[blazerblock]

congrats on graduating from college

[OliviaGoth]

Cool video quit funny and well done for passing University.

[MrPietermaritzburgh]

This should probably win every Oscar ever. Also, hooray. You now have a bachelor of arts. Have fun with that.

[Teeheelalahe123]

You are a god. Congrats Max!

[mutantchicken14]

I have another year of college before I can create a grand masterpiece like this

[DonnntBeACoconut]

seriously? ...lol.

[MarcoBat16]

I'll make a real video soon, I promise.

[WiseInSimplicity]

I like your version of Titanic better. Infinitely more entertaining!

[FlindersSharp]

Very nice hair....

oh the other thing was good too,,,

[FoomMan]

...We need to work together on something again.

[MarcoBat16]

Is it that obvious that I'm losing my mind from loneliness?

[Teeheelalahe123]

... Do you really want anyone to answer that? Just kidding! :D

[PseudoKitsch]

Congratulations on graduating. I've also never seen the Titanic. I tried once when I was younger, but the VCR player caught on fire sometime in the beginning. I took it as a sign.

[ahurn9]

I'm happy to see you're putting the degree to good use, this is probably my favorite thing I have ever seen you created.

[Thowell3]

Congratulations Max. Lucky Stiff. I wish I was graduating I still have another year and a bit

[zucky1011]

you really sound like Gilbert Gillfried when you do rose's voice

[Annieboonanny]

XD Congratulations!

[Veelasiren]

You started to sound like Mayer Quimby towards the end. Congratulations! Now get a job you bum.

[lizs004]

Congratulations for graduating and for making a very funny video...

[indieabby88]

Congratulations, sir! (both for graduating and for the video--it truly is a work of art)

[jessieKatrhyn]

That was hilarious. I'm graduating from High School!

[tygersprite]

Me too!

[LeannefunkE]

I love this better than the movie

[Maivysan]

Seriously smashing. You got everything right!

Rose was such a hag!

...And congratulations on graduating, Max!

[starlightcheese]

Aw man. I think I just pissed myself.

[I8pikachu]

Well done. Congrats Max.

[rowsdower50]

Best senior project ever!

[MarcoBat16]

Actually my senior project was a 40 page paper, but I figured I'd post this instead of a video of me reading that.

[snellgeezay]

please do that!!!!!!!!!

[DanielBT1989]

Epic my friend, Very Epic...Nice ending too :P Congratulations on your graduation :)

[RageTreb]

Are you sure you haven't seen this movie? Your interpretation is spot-on-- executed even better than the source material, in fact.

[BillyBobsEel]

"He's back!"

to some extent

awsome vid

[PhizzieIzzie]

Congratulations on graduating!

[LurveFrom]

Words cannot describe the greatness of this video.

[AnimaLabs]

Glorious.