"Drinking & Driving" - Gabriel Iglesias

[esjhan]

I really can't picture how gabriel moved from his driver seat to his passenger seat... o.0

[TooMuchRacism]

"Comment from the video we all just saw"

[TheBloodswordsman]

@TooMuchRacism

"Comment from a troll who says you have even more time on your hands than he does."

[giggle2newNEWfruit]

That awkward moment when the two top comments are the same.

[Jumstine]

Why is youtube showing only my views ?

[NorweagianSpree1994]

You know when your'e drunk, you are doing laps in the parking line and cant find the exit. Helloooooo! ;D

[BoringRainyDay]

Laughed till I cried.... then I laughed some more!

[BIMBO1119]

443 people that saw this were cops hahahhaha

[DRIFTZx360]

the top comments are the same :/

[delenium420]

I fucking love this bit of him

[theserj1988]

his face is epic, when he see nobody is in the car :D

[loidperish]

thanks for the spoiler top comments

[matrix123120]

IF this video was most popular by Males 20-50, we woulda've been fucked.

[krishsaccount]

That awkward moment when nothing awkward is happening

[Mario64plezz]

This the best one lol :D

[superduderocks2]

Nice ending

[kevinpatacairk]

excuse me? what? ME drive aw HELL NO im fucked up hahahaha lmfao

[NuggetMasterful]

i did this when i got pulled over it worked!!!

[rjc34]

That awkward moment when both top comments are the fucking punchline!

[magekioman]

Oh my god I'm going to try this next time i get pulled over.

[superduderocks2]

Ill do it

[Aizan4124n]

Haha thx for the idea

[TheLusterBuster]

441 people dont like fluffy people

[picklejuicemonkey]

LMAO!!!

[Knap49]

2:20 - the end....... the BEST

[Z0xyz]

imma go to jail ... imma go to jail -.- YOU`RE the best Gabriel :_

[SyntheticNight94]

i almost pissed myself laughing XD damn good shit from this guy

[sQasieneCZ]

Mothafuckin same top comments. AArgh!!

[mrwtf18067]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha

[mrwtf18067]

when you hear that siren two things pop into your head 1 i'm fine 2 i'm gonna go to jail

[miraculousmitch]

He would even be funnier if he was some kinda not that fat

[MatchCard]

@miraculousmitch Nah

[MrNiekdrummer]

people, stop quoting stuff from the vid seriously. -.-

[pulseR22]

Me drive ? Oh hell no. Im fucked up . LOLOL XDD

[16nejah]

i love you!!!!!!!

[gadan17]

@16nejah

I love you too

[16nejah]

love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[selena4003]

"What? ME drive??? Oh HELL no I'm FUCKED up!"

I died laughing.

[TheChai1414]

lol

[JO53PHSK8]

Epic!!! I love the part where he says 'shut up stupid'

[bubbaries]

I used to slap my knee to this comedy...

Until I took am arrow to the knee.

[Meganluvsu54]

I saw a poster of him at walmart today and started laughing cuz I thought of this I got weird looks from a lot of the people shopping there

[funnymouth1912]

ME drive HELL NO im fucked up

[MGSplayer2]

"shut up stupid!" lmao

[TTGFTW777]

watch with captions.

you'll thank me later

[timmytae]

ha



[TheAwesomeGirl102]

Oh Helll naw im fucked up!

[hunterx604]

funny as hell

[TheFlamingskull90]

Lmao

[TheSkaterboys22]

excuse me? me drive? aw hell naw im fuckd up! hahahah

[megahawk46]

Yo this guy is awsome iv went to 312 of his shows

[LNara4]

You are DAMN great!!

[alpha3poo]

Hahahahah this guy is the best!

[el1coyote1cojo]

george lopez good this guy is not,,

[R3ACT25]

@el1coyote1cojo stfu man he is a fucking knee slapper

[redbluegreen151]

@R3ACT25 he's is not a knee slapper if you have sunburn he's a knee stinger

[el1coyote1cojo]

esto no tiene nada de gracia porque tiene 8 millones de vistas

[matias121989]

jjajajajajajajaja es terriiibleeeeeeeee !!! como me hace cagar de la risa !!! ;:DDD

[FromFallToFlight]

HELLO!!



[marti9999cod]

me drive oh hell no im fucked up hahahahaha

[Ashleyhmu123]

:O I've never hear him curse

[andreas9848]

He was here a second ago...

[NLucifer]

i saw in news one russian guy do this)

[TheBloodswordsman]

Excuse me? Me drive? Oh hell no, I'm fucked up.

Perfect!!!

[94dmfp94]

PLEASE POST MORE VIDEOS!!!! i've seen them all and i want MORE! Thanks for being so funny Gabe ;P

[Mrshortyweeman]

it funny when he says shut up fo

[juneda33]

omg hes actually hilarious. XD

[ihearthroses101]

*looks at cop* :) "he was here a shecond agoh"

"'Scuse meh? ME drives?"

oh HELL no. im fucked up"

LOL ur so funny! keep up the good work!

[aaroxx101]

Imm gonna go ta jell , imma go ta jel .

[MrSammy5820]

This guy is so funy

[fbffs10866]

SCUSE MEH

WHAT?!?! O.O

MW DRIVES?!?!?

OH HEEEEEEEELLLLL NO

IM FUCKED UP!

XDDD

[TheGuyWithNoName001]

This guy is actually REALLY funny!

[robertrcats]

can i getcha virtual autograph XD

[zoe745]

HAHA "he was there a second ago" XDD

[xlr8r34]

'Here was here a second ago, I dont know were he went? , Excuse me? Me drive, OH HELL NO I'M fucked up!

[aaroxx101]

Im okayyy , im sssss gonna be okayyy . . .

[See8020]

Because you smelled 'em.

[TheAngieZavala]

His voices are awesome

[redbluegreen151]

i can imitate any machine or non machine sound

[easynametorem]

this guy is so funny

[xX00000king00000Xx]

scuuuse me?

what?

me drive?

oh hell no im fucked up?!

[kuchizoundpollution5]

i wish i could do that police car sound...

[evilTaker90]

funniest shit ever xD

[champy1234567891]

Ahhh she's angry!! She's angry...

[Anime47Freak]

honestly, funiest guy ever!!!!

[JesseHexa5]

:D

[MrTshirtboooy]

I love yur voices!-3

[Kayleighkaos]

i have tinted windows....

[HeskeyLover17]

omg, this, this is godly! this man should be president

[pahomij]

"Oh, hell no, Im fucked up!" :)

[Theinfcted]

thumbs up if your a fat mexican

[RaizenOP]

lol how many actually did that xD

[1246waseem]

Oh hell no i'm fucked up.That part made me shit!

[WatchMeSpore]

This guy's awesome! :D

[Cooldrewbrees]

Shuh up stupiid

[MultiBlue64]

epic face 0:56

[awkward023]

Excuse me? The top 2 comments are the same, 'HELLO'!!

[1stRogInAz]

Well. They aren't exactly the same. They are worded differently and one has a lot more thumbs.... Aw fuck it ,,, they are the same.....

[eav234]

that akward moment when the top 2 comments are the same..

[Guitarshreder13579]

Shit

[DavidIsTheDude]

"i'monna go ta jail. i gotta letcha go, babe. i'monna go ta jail. tell da kids i luvem. bye.

[wannabeyouinstead]

why are the 2 top comments the same?

[arcticridge]

@wannabeyouinstead why are the 2 top comments the same?

[Raziel095]

@wannabeyouinstead Because this second guy also wanted to have some thumbs.

[redbluegreen151]

i'm so gonna try this can't wait to get my licence cause i'm 13 and can't even keep a computer generated car on the road for 1 second without veering off or hitting something

[Halfy101]

@redbluegreen151 i think you have a slight problem then....

[redbluegreen151]

@Halfy101 nah i'm just a bad driver

[TheOohbabybaby]

I loved it x x

[Gringorito]

Both top comments are the same shit...cmon people, get some sense and thumb up some other comments instead the same ones xD

[griffinlover1000]

excuse me?what?me drive?oh hell no i'm fucked up



[griffinlover1000]

"shut up stupid"

[Xcelorate]

0:50 Im Gonna Go To Jail XD

[cuddlebuddy7]

Thumbs this up just so the top comments aren't the same.

[princejesse99]

Thumbs up if you want a ticket to this guys show!

[bunnybrooke19]

@iMuzzaa, Did I ask you?

[reneexoxo1121]

come to Canada eh.

[oOinsertusernameOo]

You should come to Australia... Just don't come by boat, don't say I didn't warn you.

[TheGERO418]

@oOinsertusernameOo why what will happen?

[rainbowpopcorn2012]

have you done comedy in alaska before if u havnt u really SHOULD!!!

[XxN3yt1r1xX]

when you comming to puerto rico ?????

[XxXxblackveilbrides1]

Haha me me no im fucked up lol!

[yaoiloverfangirl48]

Fluffy your so funny Plese Please come back to Lubbock,tx

[HappyCoconut143]

Turn on captions! its freaking hilarious 

[brettandtyler1]

lmao his drunk voices are funny

[SuperNinjaMaster13]

go to cc turn on transcribe clik ok abd go to 0:45

[Decados1]

@SuperNinjaMaster13 lol. Either one, i'll catch on fire. or two, cocktail.

[ajmaya21]

Lmfao i love this guy on of the best ever!!

[TheStickyBlack]

so lemme get this straight... this is Manny's dad right?

[wakaphwap]

0:41...

[WaterElementall]

Love it Xd

[lilmumble21]

Now I know y my brother switches seats with me wen we get pulled over

[ultraBosanac]

428 people go to the jail

[MrAc3616h]

I am going to drink and drive just so i can do this. :D

[just4mak]

thank god for top comments (my speakers are broken)

[velschargers619]

ME driving?!? Awww heeeeell I'm fucked up.

[Sur13Javi]

dis is some funny sh*t!!!

[TheIronGentleman12]

"Im OK, Im FINE"

[yourmotherscatspaw]

im english and im wondering... why have i never heard of this guy, hes brilliant.

[cb7pwn]

this guys not funny, but he can make sick sound effects...

[justshutupanddrive08]

epic face at 2:23

[justshutupanddrive08]

shut up stupid wait ima gonna go to jail

[Gearsxlegend]

he is my favorite comedian of all time

[oakcliffgangster123]

Im Fucked up haha

[Seraian1]

425 ppl drive drunk

[jaugernot]

@MultiMonster69... put some other cans in there and say it is for a charity at school you are collecting cans

[ypperlig89]

2:35 Oh hell, I am fat! -Yes, you are a fat prick.

[luiscc007]

@ypperlig89 he is fun and are not

[cosmicpunkrules]

Excuse me? Me drive? Oh hell no im fuucked up

[MultiMonster69]

my parents found beer in my room and i don't know what to say. It was 1 empty bottle. Any and all ideas accepted

[wwejohncena0909]

@MultiMonster69 blame the drunk fairy that follows you around everywhere. XD

[MrKabobVideos]

I saw this in health class

[TheNintendogeek12]

Ha hes funnier than George lopez

[elizabethzuniga1992]

Hes not Fat..Hes Fluffy

[edmendez94]

Its funny cause he's fat,Just kiddin he's good

[MentorFrass]

Can You Teach Me How To Make My Girlfriend Laugh ?

[jmulma]

Gabriel Iglesias is great, but his ticket prices are just rude. He's performing in the town I live in and the tickets are $200. Flat out not worth it. That's more than a 3-day music festival. If they resurrected Bill Hicks or Carlin I wouldn't pay $200. Actually, I probably would. Haha, but only if they were actually brought back from the dead. $200 seems vastly unfair, I hope it's not just me. Thumbs up if you want more affordable ticket prices! One comment can make a difference.

[code187copkilla]

drink and driving is only good if your really really hammered....ever been going down a isolated highway at night take your hands off the well cut the lights off that shit you bug you the fuck out....no seriously dont do it

[brian45195]

424 ppl got caught

[Annapaola1431]

@brian45195 lol yeah!

[TheReKT]

Gabriel iglesias is adorable lol (no homo)

[JAKE262826]

fricken funny and cop sound!?!? anyone

[biker666girl]

"what ...me drive?!?! OH hell no im FUCKED Up!!"

[guymcclead1]

me fucked up

[MiSsSarahInLoVe]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU FLUFFY!!!

[mrbrumakify]

man I am gonna write a book on how not to go to jail with advice from FLUFFY!!!

[666wolfpride]

I LOVE THE FLUFFINESS IT RULES

[dkornfeld1]

thumbs up if ur the 8,070,776th viewer

[lilkittie79]

@dkornfeld1 me!!!!! lmfao

[meganroncarati]

@WoMs1489

No wonder TheTechoSauce reported you, you are being really really mean and inappropriate. This person wants you to just stop and Not tell him to suck a big black cock.

[WoMs1489]

@meganroncarati shut up bitch

[meganroncarati]

@TheTechnoSauce

Ok please just stop. Your pissing off two other people and reported one, i think. If you want them to stop, then you can stop talking to them!! And don't get pissed at me, I'm only trying to help you out here.

[XVWReDBullWXV]

@WoMs1489 agreed bro xD

[TheTechnoSauce]

@XVWReDBullWXV What the hell man? Leave me alone.