Citizenkong: Tag You're It!

[imarriedmysister]

My sis is taken

[imarriedmysister]

Gimme her now!

[citizenkong]

@imarriedmysister

She is taken.

Trade for your sister?

[ginothehitman4]

Hot Damm....dere be chicks inda house !!!........Gino

[citizenkong]

@ginothehitman4

She's a bit of alright, aye?

[galexspy]

I liked it, at first sight - very...."spirited" - can I join you?

[citizenkong]

@galexspy

Why of course.

[giraffepoo]

You're silly!

[citizenkong]

So are you!

[imitator777]

you should have more drunk chicks in your videos

[citizenkong]

If only I could!!!

[fleshprop3]

Somebody's a bit tipsy. SHOE FIGHT!!!

[citizenkong]

Shoe fight!!! oh yeah!!!! I might lose an eye!

[SCODgreenhood]

What a comedy team! LOLOLOL *****

[citizenkong]

I am so used to working alone, but I think there is a little chemistry there.

Thanks Drogo!

[oldfrank]

why didnt you mix a martini and then drink it from her shoe like they do in the old movies? THAT ALONE would be enough to get this video featured- kinda like how theres all those videos of people trying to eat a teaspoon of cinnamon without gagging... of course that would be sick and taste horrible but a true artist must suffer. or you might like it, could be better than adding vermouth

[citizenkong]

oldfrank. . . that is a great idea! I ran it by her but then we started arguing over what brand and type of shoe.

I wanted new one from Payless! I say it will get ruined any way, but NO it has to a nice shoe.

DAMES!!!!

[DelisaProductions]

Wow, interesting a foot fetish? So now I know the true identity of the barefootcowboy....just kidding. Lovely lady, Shea!

[citizenkong]

Lisa. . . I am not into the tickling part. . . I prefer to massage and kiss the pretty feet of a lovely woman. Tickling just make them nervous.

Total pleasure and relaxation is the goal. . . and not getting slapped!!!

[ShawnMichaelE]

Let me get this straight...you took her home...after drinking? Not very responsible to drink and drive!

[citizenkong]

Sorry Shawn I did stop drinking for a couple of hours before I took her home. I was hoping that being the more sober, would give me the edge I needed, but alas I still am a gentleman and her relationship with her boyfriend remains intact.

I may still have been buzzed and you are right. I am not very responsible.

[ShawnMichaelE]

Just joshin' ya man!

[citizenkong]

I feel guilty so easy!!!

[schizoapriori]

5*****

cheers!!

together you and shea look very avant garde!

[citizenkong]

thanks. . . I really wish I could live that kind of life. . . but

i don't!

[triciakitty]

Your friend is sooo cute! Shay? Is that the correct spelling? Well...tell her she is cute for me. Nice shoes!

[citizenkong]

Thanks Tricia. . . I think Shea looks good on camera and

I will tell her you said she is cute and so are you by the way!!!

I hope Gor does not mind me saying that.

[triciakitty]

Oh I spelled it wrong! haha! Oops...Shea. She does look good on camera. And thank you for the compliment! I don't think Gor will mind since he made me up and all...hahaa!

[whirlpoolzend]

"Be my girl friend and I'll buy yer a pair o' shoes"...I'm gonna add that to my list of chat-up lines...

[citizenkong]

it may work Robbie!!

[theAngryDummy]

impeach dis guy already! gosh!! what is this an ice cream social? bah! the guy has a broad with him there and she aint even naked?! somebody needs to have a long talk with that guy

[citizenkong]

angryd. . . you are a cheeky dummy!!

[NigelCrommwell]

I told him what he needed to do AngryD.....He ignored my advice----Maybe he did eventually get her other shoe off!! hahhaha

[ShawnMichaelE]

Doncha have a little girl dummy you can molest!? Leave the great Kong alone. He's the consumate gentleman. Not a skirt burrowing dummy like you!

[citizenkong]

Thanks Shawn for stickin up for me.

I may be gin swillin liberal, but I've got class!

[NigelCrommwell]

Wow-----I never would have guessed any of that!!

[citizenkong]

Hahahaha! Jeff you're not foolin me. . . you've got my number!

[citizenkong]

thanks Pops!

My thing about women's feet and shoes is something I want to be clear about! NO those are not my shoes.

As far as wearing fishnets etc. I am so afraid to go there. . . I may like it!

Cheers!

[popartproductions]

Hey C.K., Fun Video, Say Hi to your lovely lady friend Shea, Good to see you having a fun weekend, Just one question: Are you sure those weren't your high heels? LOL! Peace out, Dave D.

[Suzbekistan]

Cool tshirt!

[citizenkong]

thanks. . have you been to the Getty?

[Suzbekistan]

No, I wish I could go!  My art museum exposure was in Boston/Montreal in the 70's and 80's. (Also lived on Monhegan Island in Maine a few summers and met lots of amazing artists.) Here we have the National Museum of Wildlife Art, and it's pretty nice for a small town!

[citizenkong]

Your experience is more than mine.

[Suzbekistan]

Maybe it's just different than yours. Art is all around us. Or is it because I'm older? (I don't know if I am)

[Suzbekistan]

oops! You're older! You're very youthful looking for your age!

[citizenkong]

thanks. . . and you are right. Art is all around us.

[bobomcgraw]

That was different.

[citizenkong]

Hey . . . I'm trying to break up the monotony!

[bobomcgraw]

And the monogamy, bwaha.

I recorded a video about that waterboarding dealy but I'm not pleased with it so I have to try again.

[citizenkong]

I tried to break up the monogamy too, but failed!

Looking forward to you're next vid bobo.

[bobomcgraw]

Well you're in for a treat, I have quite a few to make.

[XxMelissaXx0]

ur too sexy

[citizenkong]

oh really??? Come to California and you and I can make a video.

[smileyousee]

LOLOLOL that was fun to watch .. and i learn a bit about you being your new subscriber

[citizenkong]

Thanks for watching you happy smiling girl you!!

[eire138]

Good vid Kong, you're friend seems like fun to hang out with....response coming soon.

[citizenkong]

Shea is fun. . .

Thanks for watching Gor and I look forward to you're response.

[DocRusty]

Good work, sir. I also enjoy gin and breasts. hello to your ladyfriend!

[citizenkong]

Doc R,

You and I are men of the world. Gin and breasts!!!

I will tell Shea you said hello, but I think it is fair to warn her of your filthy ways!!!

[DocRusty]

why spoil the surprise?

[citizenkong]

You have a point. . . She's a big girl and she may have a surprise or two in store for you!

[BigDaddyFuckBuns]

Holy shit where did citizenkong pick up the crackhead? It looks like they're both on speed or something.

[eire138]

wow...you just keep degenerating....poor kid...unfuck yourself from the internet for a while, it'e obviously having a horrible effect on your psyche little guy....

[citizenkong]

Now you're you're just being a prick. . . .

You have no clue as to whether people are drunk or on speed or PCP.

You use my picture and insult my friends. Tell me how that makes you a good person.

[citizenkong]

the noose is tightening. . . you declared victory too soon.

[cinemanerd]

I love your friend's hair. Kinda like Princess amadila on star wars. ;)

[citizenkong]

Thanks!. . . she will be happy to hear that.

[drsnk]

Right on man! I'm a leg man myself. You even talked some poor girl into getting on youtube.

[citizenkong]

hey Cee. . . hahahaha!

I got her drunk and then turned on my camera!

[buddhagem]

Funny video CK. Good stuff.

[citizenkong]

Thanks buddhaG!

[TheEvilJuergen]

Very interesting - nice vid! You rock!

[citizenkong]

Thanks Evil J!

[happyfluke1]

You like gin and you like feet, legs, and breasts (women's breasts that is, not men's). This all comes as a great shock. By the way Mumblin Marv and myself love womens feet also. And I like my own feet.

[citizenkong]

Cool happyf!! You and Mumble Marv are alright!

[AlterEgoTrip]

I think he's sticking to his comfort zone.. I should have tagged him too, but I kind of knew this crazy !!!

[citizenkong]

Yeah you're right. . . I managed to stay in my comfort zone alright! Slightly drunk. . . wearing a Fez.

[AkbarTheGreat]

I tagged you too! ;p

[citizenkong]

Oh no!!!

[spacecadet9]

LOL...I can roll my tongue too! really I can

[citizenkong]

very cool!!

[crazycatfguy]

Comments don't seem to posting so this might be a repeat. Your friend seems cool but when she looks straight at the camera she looks like princess leah in star wars. I am glad you came to your senses and started drinking rum. when I hit the lotto I am going to start a clinic to cure alcoholism. This will be easy to do by making them only drink gin. They will begin to associate alcohol with the taste of rat pee and that will cure them.

[citizenkong]

I'm getting the feeling that you don't like gin?

Thanks for watching and for the kind words about Shea.

You rock crazyC!

[crazycatfguy]

Gin is God's gift to alcoholics. Once they realize that they are so desperate for a buzz they will sink to drinking gin they will know they have a problem. Knowing you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

[citizenkong]

MMMMMM the smell of juniper berries. . . . the dry Martini!!!

So Bogart, William Powell, Myrna Loy etc. were desperate for booze aay?

You need a new argument. . . so you don't like gin. That's okay. . . I don't like tequilla. there you go!

[crazycatfguy]

Those people were all part of a huge conspiracy. The gin makers bought them off with big bucks hoping to sell something that was unsellable. In the movies they SEEM to be drinking gin but they are drinking water. You can't believe everything you see.

[citizenkong]

You crack me up!!!!

[oldfrank]

W C Fields was drinking 2 quarts of gin a day,,,,,just before he died.

[citizenkong]

W C Fields was a genius. . .  and he liked gin!!!

[crazycatfguy]

Your friend seems really cool but when she looks straight at the camera she looks like princess leia in star wars. Glad to see you finally came to your senses and started drinking rum. When I hit the lotto I am going to start a clinic to cure alcoholism by making them only drink gin.

[13thDimension]

cheers :D

[citizenkong]

thanks 13D

[WindHarps]

Possible buzz going on over there?

[citizenkong]

Does it show???

[WindHarps]

It does = LOL

[Gemm73]

You and your friend are cracking me up!!

[citizenkong]

Thanks Gemm. . . I had my doubts about posting this. . . Of course Shea had an influence on my little list.