Withnail & I - What about whats-his-name?

[Bigviking556]

Richard E Grant was amazing in the film!

[peterjjune]

It's more of a soliloquy rather than monologue.

[juniperandlamplight]

..."My f...acquaintance..."

OH WITHNAIL, YOU DIVINE *BASTARD*. And the look of panicked disbelief on Marwood's face when he says that. Absolutely priceless.

[watcher18893]

mcfuck means son of fuck

[1337Tazer]

lol I watched the commentary and apparently it's actually matt fuck (which I thought originally because I live in the UK and know what it means)

[BernardHChrist]

One of the finest excerpts of any film ever made. Every single line is joy.

[andrewmanford]

well neither do i, what the fuck are you talking about? ha ha ha one of my fav lines in the whole film

[BethlovesGNR]

LOL at the way Withnail's face drops to his knees when he sees the massive Irish guy xD

[portisheader27]

There's a similar scene in "Adam and Paul", another brilliant film coming from the isles

[DoctorDodge]

"What's his number?"

"I've no idea, i've never met him."

"Well neither have I! Who the fuck are you talking about?"

Just love that whole conversation really. Genius!

[hotfuzzidol]

"Would you like a drink?"

"What's your name, MAC-FUCK!?"

"I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition, if you hit me, it's murder."

"I'LL MURDER THE PAIR OF YOUS!"

"My wife is having a baby. Listen, I don't know what my fr- accquantance did to upset you, but it's got nothing to do with me. I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly in the street."

I have never seen a bigger coward!

[vietnow1]

i don't know what my f.. acquaintance did to upset you..

[CRAPCANNONS]

HA!

[Wowbagger86]

haha, love this secene.. been there, done that :P

[NikkiPwnage]

What's yer name, MacFUCK?!

LOL, the look on their faces was great.

[LiveLoveObsess]

This is my favourite scene of the entire film, haha! (Totally not a biased Daragh O'Malley fangirl, lol. <<)

"PONCE. D:<"

Rofl.

[SpiderwomanZZ]

Classic scene - how does he get his scarf back for the rest of the film?

[fieldmarshalhough]

"there's a man over there who doesn't like the perfume... a big one"

[burnsybaby1987]

I could hardly piss straight with fear!!! makes me laugh every time!

[bangtwister]

BALLS to Monty!

[rimfa123]

this makes me proud to be english, lol!

[StarvedHaddock]

"Neither have i, who the fuck are you talking about"

[meatoffthebone]

this is great.

[AleXcr86]

0:00-0:23, sharpest dialogue ever committed to film!

[soundy67]

who fucks arses?maybe he fucks arses!!

[Muskadash]

Alright here?

[capperz412]

My wife is having a baby. *sob*

Genius.

[charlieflint]

"I have a heart condition, if you hit me, it's murder!!"

Lol!! I love this film!

[iBooshxx]

"PONCE!

PERFUMED PONCE!"

My dad shouted that at me while I was drinking my Earl Grey.

This should give you an insight into life at my house.

[Corbydallas]

What about whatisname? What about him? Why don't you give him a call? What for? Ask him about his house? You want me to call whatsisname and ask him about his house? Why not? Awright, what's his number? I've no idea I've never met him. Well neither have I. What the fuck are you talking about?

[delbongo]

"McFuck" is quite frankly the only thing to say to a man wearing a tartan scarf.... That whole 'whatshisname' sequence is my favourite bit of dialogue ever

[Raymiiii]

ITS GENIUS

[DrJReefer]

@delbongo The amazing thing is you posted this 2 years ago and 23 months later they are still discussing what he meant and said.

[cumguzzlar]

Why call this shit comedy? Bring back Tommy Trinder and Joyce Grenfell i say.

[cumguzzlar]

Ho ho ho, how amusing you are...no wonder you like this dogshit.

[martybow1]

this dogshit is the best dogshit ever filmed in the lake district...

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Aye called him a ponce and now Aim callin' you one. Ponce!

Would you like a drink?

What's yer name McFuck!!!

I have a heart condition...I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.

Aye'll murder de pair o' yiz!!!

The actor playing the 'fucker' is Donagh O'Malley. He comes from a political family, both his father and older brother were ministers in the Irish government

[LiveLoveObsess]

It's Daragh O'Malley, actually. His father is Donough O'Malley. =]

[spackwit]

What fucker said that? Classic!

[justneil]

McFuck. Classic.

[goldenarrow74]

Does he shout "What's yer name, nat fuck!!" ?

[opranoodlmantra]

i think it's McFuck

[ShowRyuKen]

@goldenarrow74 It's "MacFuck" - he can tell they're actors and it's a pisstake of Macbeth.

[CreamPie9uy]

@goldenarrow74 It's 'Matt Fuck', a name usually given when dealing with the police in the UK, gets you a nice cell to sleep in for the night.

[parisguns]

mac fuck