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  • im a boy;D and i like you sex toy

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap

  • "Its a great joke to play on your friends"

    No.

    Don't even try it.

  • why did i click this?

  • wow....couch fuck....a new kind of fetish?...sponge and couch fetish....damnit

  • 3:15 "better stababalitiy"...tard

  • ur sexy, can i fuck u? and btw can i use shampoo?

  • about the popcorn thing.....if your fucking the bowl while popcorn is in it....wont it all fly out?

    

  • i don't wanna sex toys , i want you!!!

  • does she know how to use scissors

  • wow she has a nice ass

  • has anyone noticed shes not wearing a bra??

  • Didn't learn a thing, to busy staring at her ass

  • you just fucked up a perfectly Good Beer Mug!!!!!

  • ooh ya .. u r seducing us alot..

  • time to delete my history again

  • @5harveys LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • She wears a bikini then puts an apron on wtf

  • Yeah, a TP or PT roll ain't gonna cut it.

  • I want some KFC mmmm

  • 3:25 it's a dick in a box

  • i would love to chat with you online and cyber cam sex each other...watch you use your toys and u watch me...AS I pump my cock and balls,,,,, what is your msn or yahoo?/ Send it to my inbox if you want to get to know each other better for online fun..Hope to hear from you...Very sexy you are too

  • If we don't have lube , can we use lotion -.-

  • very sexy, she can GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why the Apron? WHY?

  • Almost curious as to if anyone has actually tried this. ._____.

  • HOLY SHE HAVE A REALLY NICE ASS AT 2:31 AND SHES TOPLESS OMG SHE IS SO HOT

  • I wonder what sponge Bob Square Pants will say to this???

  • lmao, umm, people fuck their couches. i learned something new today

  • just buy a damn toy, there not that expensive.

  • if you're plowing the ol' chicken bucket that fed your family and your angry pop walks in,

    what do you do?

  • ...or, in my case, a drain pipe... if you're that big instead. ;)

  • i wanked during the video

  • Came for the tits...

    Left because of the strangeness...

    (please don't fuck my sponge, i need that too clean shit with.)

  • I USE THE ROUGH SIDE OF THE SPONGE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAWR

  • No apron <3

  • WHERES MAI SAMMICH?!?

  • how dare u making a sex toy while u have this super hotty !!

  • Naked apron <3

  • i thought only black people eat chicken

  • how is my junk supposed to fit in a tp roll?

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  • a gd idea for blue peater

  • was i just told to fuck stick my penis in popcorn and have my friends find it inside. well if you say so...

  • hahaha kfc

  • I have no clue how I got here, However I will say, if your dick fits into the TP roll, I honestly understand why your watching this, secondly the couch deal, look, IDK about you but thats just gay, here's the deal, get off youtube, get a hair cut, nice shoes, yes shoes, decent clothes, some money.. hit a bar.. talk to every chick in the place, one of them will go home with you. repeat. Or, get married like I, and say night night I'm gunna **** my wife in about 30 seconds as she is walking in bye

  • use a condom filled with lube rather than a zip lock bag for the couch thing. It works better. If you can fit your cock in a TP roll, use that rather than the couch.

  • so youve stood there and watched somew guy fuck a cup? lmao

  • were back here in the kitchen... where you belong XD

  • DUDES IM ONLY 11 WTF I WAS LOOKING AT HOT GIRLS NOW IM HEAR WTF I DONT WAANT TO SEE THIS

  • now,u can have sex with anything just laying around ur house

  • YOU DIDNT LET THE WATER GET HOT!!! BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE IF THE SPONGES ARE NOT HOT!

  • So she has a cock?

  • the best of couch sex

  • woman belong in the kitchen , but this is not what we meant..!

  • BETTER HOPE BLACK PEOPLE DONT SEE THIS

  • this is fuckin hillarious

  • use it for your pussy

  • JELLY! :D

  • ...which you can tape for better stabability...

  • Our dicks are made for soft warm vaginas not fucking couch smushing the fucking jizz out.

  • 1.  U gotta have a pretty skinny cock for a toilet paper roll

    2. Good luck getting past the fact that Old man Sanders is staring at you while you fuck his head.

    3. A blowjob from a whore is like 25 bucks, or you could just give a girl a couple percocets and a drink or two and the panties come flying off.

    4. Theres no substitute for the real thing gentlemen. Stop fucking your couch.

  • Bich your acting like our dicks are made out of steel

  • is this new kfc ad?

  • The second one is the definition of fuck yo couch

  • dont try this

  • I just humped my couch.

  • i am not fucking sponge bob square pants

  • I already came while watching her. I have no need to make the bucket now.

  • stable-bility? what the fuck is stable-bility

  • my dick gets stuck half way inside the TP roll... my shits too big.

  • if your dick fits in a little tube like that

  • i love how there is a KFC bucket

  • fuck yo' couch nigga

  • @CCDAZEoner Lotion

  • I would like U :)

  • I'm guessing her man jacks off all the time.

  • poor SpongeBob

  • can you make a porn video of you

  • holy crap i just did the bag and couch thingy feels really good

  • NOW this is sexy , fuck gaga she is an ugly tranny, cameron diaz is a skinny ho with no boobs and a cocaine  nose

  • I suggest cutting off the top.... of what?

  • .. These ideas must be for asian cocks, Im only 5 ft 7 but Im too tall to fuck the couch, my penis doesnt fit inside a toilet roll tube, I havent tried the sponges but I cant imagine after 2 mins the water goes cold and leaks everywhere, I suggest we just find a girl!

  • u can get lube at 99 cent store :) always have that! im 14 thats were i get mine

    

  • um aren't sponges too rough? like wouldn't it hurt?

  • Great so I cant get a girlfriend so my punishment is to screw my couch

  • i have a massive hardon after seeing this

  • Sponges some times have Fiberglass in them, so watch out for that, you might get hurt.

  • f this, i just go to amazon and buy a jused sex toy.....

  • i saw this girl on pornhub once.

  • Notice the KFC bucket

  • you're armpit fat annoys me

  • You're very sexy

    Sex tape please

  • This has encouraged me to find a girlfriend...

  • people, lube can also be lotion.

    use lotion if your too young

  • how do u know how it feels like?

  • Whr the hell im i gonna get lube if im 13

  • can u take off the appron?

  • try the banana peel ..cut it till it reaches your length,take the banana out,put it in the microwave for 5-10 seconds,and go at it!

  • @wowzer22ify it really works even if without help of m.oven, just put some creamy lotion or oil.

  • i'm 12 and i really want a sensational thing to use,anything i can use thats easy the clean up for my age?

  • i dont want your sex toy i want your pussy can u give it to me?

  • umm i dnt know were to to but lube can u tell me

  • Keep it simple, just show your pussy :)

  • jerry la tenue de pute

  • lubes great quality at adultpleasureworld.co.uk

  • SEX TIPs

  • god damn u hot

  • sorry to telling but my dick is much bigger than the tissue roll.. i mean the cylinder

  • ahh sharp corners of ziplock baggies hurt

  • she is joke?

  • she hot better if take everything off but still her toys are FAIL

  • well the big problem is that my dick is too fucking big for a toilet paper roll...

  • @Kiretrams1 fatty

  • yeah you see how she used the cup i need to make mine with kfc bucket

  • cant i just someones armpit or something? fucking a kfc bucket with a toilet roll init is kinda degrading

  • why not we just intercourse with you :P

  • I AINT FUCKIN NO SPONGES BITCH.

  • The FIFI

  • whut's the cream thin g?

  • GET A LIFE

  • the sponges hurt dont try it

  • red pisses me off. Take off the apron

  • @Hrfanr LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Mom caught me with the sponge cup...a little awkward....then as I was humping the couch while trying to finish off the last of the kfc so I could use the bucket...I fucking burned the popcorn. Thanks alot....I'm never getting off grounding....please post a video how to get rid of the burnt popcorn smell. FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!That's 4:06 I'll never ever get back. O yeah not to mention moms totally pissed about the wad of paper towels in the kitchen. PALEESE!

  • @sep7877 hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahhahahhahahaha

  • Oh yeah! It was totally hilarious as my friends reached for some popcorn and got my dick instead... we all laughed hard and it was absolutely not awkward! Thanks for this great joke!

  • omg shes hot!

  • im 13... were do i get lube?

  • @CCDAZEoner Baby soap

  • @CCDAZEoner lotion

  • @CCDAZEoner im 13 i use cream like reall smooth face cream warm it up first or it gives u the shivers

  • @CCDAZEoner im 11 and want a fleshlight

  • @iSnowboarrd you shouldn't even know what a fleshlight is if you're 11.

  • @CCDAZEoner dude, get a childhood

  • @CCDAZEoner just use lotion like i do :3

  • @CCDAZEoner Use lotion instead

  • @CCDAZEoner omg really?? lol your moms room :)

  • @CCDAZEoner I use McDonalds Special Sauce. It's better than cherry lube.

  • remove your apron please..

  • @azri3081 i second that

    

  • lol who the fuk invented the bucket 1

  • Justine could not be hotter! You look wonderful. Thank you for sharing your ultimate sexiness!

  • hump away

  • this looks like such an American pie moment - lol

  • thanks you really helped me

  • damm NIGGA

  • 2:35 ''we are backhere in the kitchen......'' WHERE YOU SHOULD BE WOMAN! Now.....make me a sandwhich.

  • SHES in the kitchen and wearing an APRON to cover her ...:P:P

  • If my "friend" did the "surprise" to me. I would give a New meaning to the END in Friend!

  • wow you are on it the kfc sounds cool

  • XD Me and mah manfriend had a HUGE conversation about screwin a couch!

  • The couch looks like a good one thanks. But damn I would rather love to Fuck you. Damn your hot girl !!

  • i got a bona by looking at u u r soooooo hot

  • stabability lol

  • the last one would be fantastic, if i could fit my fucking dick in the towel roll, i mean seriously, the hole isnt wide enough for me -.-''

  • WHORE ALERT

  • You would be a good sex toy :P

  • i made a fake account for this....

  • facepalm

  • Check out my video, with a Sex toy made with a blanket, it has the shape of a woman with great boobs and tight Pussy .

  • id rather fuck you

  • mmy tupperware has a new use now !

  • can i poke a hole in a piece of paper and do it? LOL!!!!!!

  • The good thing is that she is in the kitchen.

  • nice how lets say i come over some time haha

  • nothing hotter than a woman in the kitchen

  • WTF ..how the hell I got here?:-o

  • meh,already have a sex toy,i just came here to see her awkwardly explain how to make it xD

  • @Caboose129 lolz all those toys suck

  • You are my tool bitch!

  • FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

  • @johnnjosephh what is that from

  • @johnnjosephh chappelle show