i would love to chat with you online and cyber cam sex each other...watch you use your toys and u watch me...AS I pump my cock and balls,,,,, what is your msn or yahoo?/ Send it to my inbox if you want to get to know each other better for online fun..Hope to hear from you...Very sexy you are too
I have no clue how I got here, However I will say, if your dick fits into the TP roll, I honestly understand why your watching this, secondly the couch deal, look, IDK about you but thats just gay, here's the deal, get off youtube, get a hair cut, nice shoes, yes shoes, decent clothes, some money.. hit a bar.. talk to every chick in the place, one of them will go home with you. repeat. Or, get married like I, and say night night I'm gunna **** my wife in about 30 seconds as she is walking in bye
use a condom filled with lube rather than a zip lock bag for the couch thing. It works better. If you can fit your cock in a TP roll, use that rather than the couch.
.. These ideas must be for asian cocks, Im only 5 ft 7 but Im too tall to fuck the couch, my penis doesnt fit inside a toilet roll tube, I havent tried the sponges but I cant imagine after 2 mins the water goes cold and leaks everywhere, I suggest we just find a girl!
Mom caught me with the sponge cup...a little awkward....then as I was humping the couch while trying to finish off the last of the kfc so I could use the bucket...I fucking burned the popcorn. Thanks alot....I'm never getting off grounding....please post a video how to get rid of the burnt popcorn smell. FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!That's 4:06 I'll never ever get back. O yeah not to mention moms totally pissed about the wad of paper towels in the kitchen. PALEESE!
Oh yeah! It was totally hilarious as my friends reached for some popcorn and got my dick instead... we all laughed hard and it was absolutely not awkward! Thanks for this great joke!
im a boy;D and i like you sex toy
TheCameraRs 7 hours ago
fap fap fap fap fap fap
ahmadsufian123 3 days ago
"Its a great joke to play on your friends"
No.
Don't even try it.
Dafoodmaster 3 days ago
why did i click this?
Dafoodmaster 3 days ago
wow....couch fuck....a new kind of fetish?...sponge and couch fetish....damnit
MrVresnov 4 days ago
3:15 "better stababalitiy"...tard
Missfarquad 6 days ago
ur sexy, can i fuck u? and btw can i use shampoo?
magicianteen 1 week ago
about the popcorn thing.....if your fucking the bowl while popcorn is in it....wont it all fly out?
deathbomb214 1 week ago
i don't wanna sex toys , i want you!!!
rappingAK 1 week ago
does she know how to use scissors
Optimus09Gaming 1 week ago
wow she has a nice ass
ShadowAlpha4 1 week ago
has anyone noticed shes not wearing a bra??
iDrag420 1 week ago 2
Didn't learn a thing, to busy staring at her ass
doctordryan 1 week ago
you just fucked up a perfectly Good Beer Mug!!!!!
drunkonshine 1 week ago
ooh ya .. u r seducing us alot..
nadeemhaker 1 week ago
time to delete my history again
5harveys 1 week ago
@5harveys LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
CptGabby 1 week ago
She wears a bikini then puts an apron on wtf
MrThatjerk 2 weeks ago
Yeah, a TP or PT roll ain't gonna cut it.
popper666 2 weeks ago
I want some KFC mmmm
rtdanner100 2 weeks ago
3:25 it's a dick in a box
Sharist1 2 weeks ago
i would love to chat with you online and cyber cam sex each other...watch you use your toys and u watch me...AS I pump my cock and balls,,,,, what is your msn or yahoo?/ Send it to my inbox if you want to get to know each other better for online fun..Hope to hear from you...Very sexy you are too
jeffjuice 2 weeks ago
If we don't have lube , can we use lotion -.-
HornyBast69 2 weeks ago
very sexy, she can GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bobisaweirdo 2 weeks ago
Why the Apron? WHY?
roshanpoojary71188 2 weeks ago 2
Almost curious as to if anyone has actually tried this. ._____.
snyp3r6 2 weeks ago
HOLY SHE HAVE A REALLY NICE ASS AT 2:31 AND SHES TOPLESS OMG SHE IS SO HOT
sexinstructor41 2 weeks ago
I wonder what sponge Bob Square Pants will say to this???
shockmancruez 2 weeks ago
lmao, umm, people fuck their couches. i learned something new today
Nyce2Everyone 2 weeks ago
just buy a damn toy, there not that expensive.
sodomyandlust91 3 weeks ago
if you're plowing the ol' chicken bucket that fed your family and your angry pop walks in,
what do you do?
wiznatchify 3 weeks ago
...or, in my case, a drain pipe... if you're that big instead. ;)
MrScavenja 3 weeks ago
i wanked during the video
foooock 3 weeks ago
Came for the tits...
Left because of the strangeness...
(please don't fuck my sponge, i need that too clean shit with.)
XxFourTwentyxX 3 weeks ago
I USE THE ROUGH SIDE OF THE SPONGE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
PillowMcCloud 3 weeks ago
No apron <3
randomens14 3 weeks ago
WHERES MAI SAMMICH?!?
TwiistedPixels 3 weeks ago
how dare u making a sex toy while u have this super hotty !!
xoto152 3 weeks ago
Naked apron <3
GuywithanAK47 3 weeks ago
i thought only black people eat chicken
officialPOOHchannel 3 weeks ago
how is my junk supposed to fit in a tp roll?
thedarknebz 3 weeks ago
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xplod414 3 weeks ago
a gd idea for blue peater
RF81565 3 weeks ago
was i just told to fuck stick my penis in popcorn and have my friends find it inside. well if you say so...
NuthinStupid 4 weeks ago 2
hahaha kfc
55weedman 4 weeks ago
I have no clue how I got here, However I will say, if your dick fits into the TP roll, I honestly understand why your watching this, secondly the couch deal, look, IDK about you but thats just gay, here's the deal, get off youtube, get a hair cut, nice shoes, yes shoes, decent clothes, some money.. hit a bar.. talk to every chick in the place, one of them will go home with you. repeat. Or, get married like I, and say night night I'm gunna **** my wife in about 30 seconds as she is walking in bye
redneckkin4life 1 month ago
use a condom filled with lube rather than a zip lock bag for the couch thing. It works better. If you can fit your cock in a TP roll, use that rather than the couch.
toadman842 1 month ago
so youve stood there and watched somew guy fuck a cup? lmao
snakermestre24 1 month ago
were back here in the kitchen... where you belong XD
CAPTAINASSHAT2 1 month ago
DUDES IM ONLY 11 WTF I WAS LOOKING AT HOT GIRLS NOW IM HEAR WTF I DONT WAANT TO SEE THIS
callumboy226 1 month ago
now,u can have sex with anything just laying around ur house
bigger4life 1 month ago
YOU DIDNT LET THE WATER GET HOT!!! BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE IF THE SPONGES ARE NOT HOT!
MrAnarcist 1 month ago
So she has a cock?
T00stoopid 1 month ago
the best of couch sex
akaw1ld 1 month ago
woman belong in the kitchen , but this is not what we meant..!
Xternal47 1 month ago
BETTER HOPE BLACK PEOPLE DONT SEE THIS
seattle20sickness 1 month ago
this is fuckin hillarious
gensterize 1 month ago
use it for your pussy
gensterize 1 month ago
JELLY! :D
PetrolimexCnR 1 month ago
...which you can tape for better stabability...
BlacklampMedia 1 month ago
Our dicks are made for soft warm vaginas not fucking couch smushing the fucking jizz out.
chessdrag0n2 1 month ago
1. U gotta have a pretty skinny cock for a toilet paper roll
2. Good luck getting past the fact that Old man Sanders is staring at you while you fuck his head.
3. A blowjob from a whore is like 25 bucks, or you could just give a girl a couple percocets and a drink or two and the panties come flying off.
4. Theres no substitute for the real thing gentlemen. Stop fucking your couch.
Aceotrophix 1 month ago
Bich your acting like our dicks are made out of steel
PeanutButerJellyTim1 1 month ago
is this new kfc ad?
aremieroll1990 1 month ago 40
The second one is the definition of fuck yo couch
MrMotleyfan 1 month ago
dont try this
008mobin 1 month ago
I just humped my couch.
macchef01 1 month ago
i am not fucking sponge bob square pants
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 month ago
I already came while watching her. I have no need to make the bucket now.
JediRebelKid 1 month ago
stable-bility? what the fuck is stable-bility
targetcxd 1 month ago
my dick gets stuck half way inside the TP roll... my shits too big.
themusicmagnate 1 month ago
if your dick fits in a little tube like that
armedwithganja 1 month ago
i love how there is a KFC bucket
algonquin91 1 month ago
fuck yo' couch nigga
asheets91 1 month ago 75
@CCDAZEoner Lotion
EmoStarzBeTrippim 1 month ago
I would like U :)
sztomi810 1 month ago
I'm guessing her man jacks off all the time.
Goldendragon7377 1 month ago
poor SpongeBob
Goldendragon7377 1 month ago
can you make a porn video of you
MrJbl101 1 month ago
holy crap i just did the bag and couch thingy feels really good
idntknowlife 1 month ago
NOW this is sexy , fuck gaga she is an ugly tranny, cameron diaz is a skinny ho with no boobs and a cocaine nose
Thegoldstarman 1 month ago
I suggest cutting off the top.... of what?
nextgameis1229 1 month ago
.. These ideas must be for asian cocks, Im only 5 ft 7 but Im too tall to fuck the couch, my penis doesnt fit inside a toilet roll tube, I havent tried the sponges but I cant imagine after 2 mins the water goes cold and leaks everywhere, I suggest we just find a girl!
wilfan12 1 month ago
u can get lube at 99 cent store :) always have that! im 14 thats were i get mine
SookMeDooka 1 month ago
um aren't sponges too rough? like wouldn't it hurt?
SilverDragon24 1 month ago
Great so I cant get a girlfriend so my punishment is to screw my couch
Rockstumes 1 month ago
i have a massive hardon after seeing this
truepridejb 1 month ago
Sponges some times have Fiberglass in them, so watch out for that, you might get hurt.
Vicelot 1 month ago
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Very good
ipchunfung 1 month ago
f this, i just go to amazon and buy a jused sex toy.....
mats200xx50 1 month ago
i saw this girl on pornhub once.
JoeAndTeddy 1 month ago
Notice the KFC bucket
pampers1919 1 month ago
you're armpit fat annoys me
Tazies 1 month ago
You're very sexy
Sex tape please
ghostsixkiller 1 month ago
This has encouraged me to find a girlfriend...
Kanal994 1 month ago
people, lube can also be lotion.
use lotion if your too young
cr676767 1 month ago
how do u know how it feels like?
bloodline211 1 month ago
Whr the hell im i gonna get lube if im 13
gibsonong12 1 month ago
can u take off the appron?
SiLeNTSh0tz123 1 month ago
try the banana peel ..cut it till it reaches your length,take the banana out,put it in the microwave for 5-10 seconds,and go at it!
wowzer22ify 1 month ago
@wowzer22ify it really works even if without help of m.oven, just put some creamy lotion or oil.
betabee1 1 month ago
i'm 12 and i really want a sensational thing to use,anything i can use thats easy the clean up for my age?
wowzer22ify 1 month ago
i dont want your sex toy i want your pussy can u give it to me?
gorilas95 1 month ago
umm i dnt know were to to but lube can u tell me
krain97lopez 1 month ago
Keep it simple, just show your pussy :)
MrNoGravity 1 month ago
jerry la tenue de pute
ghostsixkiller 1 month ago
lubes great quality at adultpleasureworld.co.uk
gazak4 1 month ago
SEX TIPs
Timx4 1 month ago
god damn u hot
iamawesoneandyousuck 1 month ago
sorry to telling but my dick is much bigger than the tissue roll.. i mean the cylinder
GrandSavrify 1 month ago
ahh sharp corners of ziplock baggies hurt
LordOfYahoo 2 months ago
she is joke?
jinji0205 2 months ago
@MrDoug191
FSGuitaristFS 2 months ago
she hot better if take everything off but still her toys are FAIL
MrAshi19 2 months ago in playlist Homemade
well the big problem is that my dick is too fucking big for a toilet paper roll...
Kiretrams1 2 months ago
@Kiretrams1 fatty
vahnfish 2 months ago
yeah you see how she used the cup i need to make mine with kfc bucket
tird108 2 months ago
cant i just someones armpit or something? fucking a kfc bucket with a toilet roll init is kinda degrading
UsernameIsBad1 2 months ago
why not we just intercourse with you :P
LyricalPistoL1 2 months ago
I AINT FUCKIN NO SPONGES BITCH.
MyAccount4TrollingU 2 months ago 33
The FIFI
BjsLane 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im 13... were do i get lube?
CCDAZEoner 2 months ago 2
whut's the cream thin g?
1234y2j 2 months ago
GET A LIFE
THExBADxMAN 2 months ago
the sponges hurt dont try it
nates2007 2 months ago
red pisses me off. Take off the apron
vboytan 2 months ago
@Hrfanr LOLOLOLOLOL
TrickasaurusHD 2 months ago
Mom caught me with the sponge cup...a little awkward....then as I was humping the couch while trying to finish off the last of the kfc so I could use the bucket...I fucking burned the popcorn. Thanks alot....I'm never getting off grounding....please post a video how to get rid of the burnt popcorn smell. FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!That's 4:06 I'll never ever get back. O yeah not to mention moms totally pissed about the wad of paper towels in the kitchen. PALEESE!
sep7877 2 months ago
@sep7877 hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahhahahhahahaha
brotherhood0505 2 months ago
Oh yeah! It was totally hilarious as my friends reached for some popcorn and got my dick instead... we all laughed hard and it was absolutely not awkward! Thanks for this great joke!
Hrfanr 2 months ago
omg shes hot!
dus22345 2 months ago
im 13... were do i get lube?
CCDAZEoner 2 months ago 83
@CCDAZEoner Baby soap
skaterbill06 2 months ago
@CCDAZEoner lotion
fuckingcrazynigger 1 month ago
@CCDAZEoner im 13 i use cream like reall smooth face cream warm it up first or it gives u the shivers
uremumsearlobe 1 month ago
@CCDAZEoner im 11 and want a fleshlight
iSnowboarrd 1 month ago
@iSnowboarrd you shouldn't even know what a fleshlight is if you're 11.
JoeAndTeddy 1 month ago
@CCDAZEoner dude, get a childhood
kaeseshinken66 1 month ago
@CCDAZEoner just use lotion like i do :3
dopescopesclan 1 month ago
@CCDAZEoner Use lotion instead
Gerhemi 1 month ago
@CCDAZEoner omg really?? lol your moms room :)
xvenom123456789 1 month ago
@CCDAZEoner I use McDonalds Special Sauce. It's better than cherry lube.
narutoandsasukejonin 1 month ago
remove your apron please..
azri3081 2 months ago 39
@azri3081 i second that
JJH7795 1 month ago
lol who the fuk invented the bucket 1
mikeman9711 2 months ago
Justine could not be hotter! You look wonderful. Thank you for sharing your ultimate sexiness!
Camalot53 2 months ago
hump away
missboo564 2 months ago
this looks like such an American pie moment - lol
aussiesteveable 2 months ago
thanks you really helped me
toys2073 2 months ago
damm NIGGA
MoTioNzZ958 2 months ago
2:35 ''we are backhere in the kitchen......'' WHERE YOU SHOULD BE WOMAN! Now.....make me a sandwhich.
popcornman1215 2 months ago
SHES in the kitchen and wearing an APRON to cover her ...:P:P
islamicsword1 2 months ago
If my "friend" did the "surprise" to me. I would give a New meaning to the END in Friend!
UZI9MMAUTO 2 months ago
wow you are on it the kfc sounds cool
cincyterminator 2 months ago
XD Me and mah manfriend had a HUGE conversation about screwin a couch!
wolfstar567 2 months ago
The couch looks like a good one thanks. But damn I would rather love to Fuck you. Damn your hot girl !!
powerpuffgirlszjk 2 months ago 2
i got a bona by looking at u u r soooooo hot
bombacladian 2 months ago
stabability lol
ravensfan8448 2 months ago
the last one would be fantastic, if i could fit my fucking dick in the towel roll, i mean seriously, the hole isnt wide enough for me -.-''
dhblacklight99 2 months ago
WHORE ALERT
Anon00092 2 months ago
You would be a good sex toy :P
cvsnowy 3 months ago 5
i made a fake account for this....
rikardo1337 3 months ago
facepalm
tadams1111 3 months ago
Check out my video, with a Sex toy made with a blanket, it has the shape of a woman with great boobs and tight Pussy .
Homemadetoy 3 months ago
id rather fuck you
GalaxiesPictures 3 months ago
mmy tupperware has a new use now !
geishathor 3 months ago
can i poke a hole in a piece of paper and do it? LOL!!!!!!
Doubl3Me 3 months ago
The good thing is that she is in the kitchen.
RoyalCaoCao 3 months ago 3
nice how lets say i come over some time haha
wowTCG100 3 months ago
nothing hotter than a woman in the kitchen
417coty 3 months ago
WTF ..how the hell I got here?:-o
just4mee45 3 months ago
meh,already have a sex toy,i just came here to see her awkwardly explain how to make it xD
Caboose129 3 months ago
@Caboose129 lolz all those toys suck
dudearlo 3 months ago
You are my tool bitch!
pojkeen110 3 months ago
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
johnnjosephh 3 months ago 66
@johnnjosephh what is that from
pavelfederov 3 months ago
@johnnjosephh chappelle show
johnnjosephh 3 months ago