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  • shit it was like some power ranger type shit piccolo needs a ship since when dose piccolo need a ship and where the fuck i krillin i mean damn goku cant even fly and i thought in dragonball goku is a five year old kid like what the fuck and why the hell is master roshi a 25 year old man they straight fucked it up

  • the movie gets 1/1000 starts

  • fuck this gay ass review. this movie was fuckhng epic.

  • lol go watch fred or something.

  • Thank you, the movie was total shit, I grew up with the dragonball series, and they totally pissed me off with their bullshit.

  • action scenes sucked ass as well... if they do that max payne Matrix bullet time b.s. one more time in a movie to fluff action.. I am gonna frickin explode... its 2011 people.. bullet time slow motion fights are not cool anymore..

  • Damn your my hero! =D

  • dude we qet the movie iss really bad , so stop cursing so much geez .

  • lol, found this video again. and i must say, you are absolutely right about them fucking every sense of dragonball up. the whole atmosphere and people of the world in that movie just have that all around bad feeling that adds to the movie. and they left out one major thing: half of the citizens of the dragon ball world are TALKING ANIMALS! i didn't see any of those. and the world in dragonball is rather peaceful and care free, whereas the world in the movie just seemed depressed and too normal.

  • @sodazzeled13 i agree fully, i just pretend this film doesn't exist

  • Sounds like you were channeling some AVGN in this one lol. Great review.

  • Kami and Roshi Were two different people, but where the fuck was Kami in this movie?

  • @SuperSaiyanMewtwo7 actually no, in the Japanese version, master roshi's name is Kami

  • @TheMcRaeBrothers oh sorry lol, but your right about how much of a shit stain this movie is lol

  • Yay man that's the way it suck ass damn it I'm 11 and I was like 8 wen I watch it is sucked so bad that an 8 year old girl got pissed and that is right they messed up my fav chara it the series picclo Fu stupid movie it sucked ass

  • go watch bread or something lol

  • Then, "your" spanish is a wrong spanish, man.

    Hehehe, just kiddin'...

  • nice review i nearly laughed my ass off but heres what i think of the movie

    1.yamcha never used wolf fanged-fist

    2.where was krillen in this

    3.shenron wasnt a big ass dragon that makes his eyes glow to complete a wish, insted to bring someone back from the dead by spitting..... YES SPITTING ON THE FUCKING CORPSE

    4.they forgot ox king(chi-chi's father)

    5.and sence goku was a teenager, where was tien. i dont remember goku metting tien when he was a kid

  • Why didn't AVGN review this?

  • Did you know "Chi-chi" is "pussy" in spanish?

    ..hilarious..

    Nice review, I thougt you were gonna cry, but you didn't. Good for you.

  • @Conter87 Means boobs, not pussy. Lol.

  • @L337Zeta Dude...I AM spanish...it means pussy...

  • @Conter87 Bro, I'm a fucking Latin-American. Chi-chi means Tits in our Spanish.

  • the producers should watch this video so they know they made a big pieces of shit movie and instead of making a sequel they should make a fucking reboot a fix this piece of crap movie

  • you forgot

    nimbus cloud was replaced by a CAR

    dragonballz is dead in american cinema

  • right! right! right!

  • i agree with every bit of that vid but i just wanna say the video u pirated must of fucked up the colour a little bit 'cus piccolo isn't grey in it he is still green and btw the fight scene at the start sucks ass 'cus u can see the strings

  • this guy speaks the truth

  • dude you left out the part where master roshi used a kamahameha to revive goku instead of using senzu beans.

  • @vikmega i don't even wanna remember that lol

  • @TheMcRaeBrothers

    Or the foot long "Shenlong"

  • I sucks so hard it fucks. Splinnter by as and shredder mall balls. Why do I talk like this so dirty. "Because I'm, the Angry Video Game Nerd?

  • Did it make less then Rockdodile. That was great morailty film and it only made 8 million because people tried to make it's send more logical then possoible. Jaw revenge only got About 10. Street fighter made 40 million people like Nastliga Critic still say it sucks. That a go gross that maybe half of what Land before time mayde. I dought other sequel did not do that well. Sinnce the got tone down alot after maybe Stone Cold Fire or Saurus Rock.

  • Your dead to me....I'm still going to be Vegeta!

  • once some one our age is up there making movies hopefully they will do it right this movie was shit but it was funny when i was high and atleast the actors tried to act like the anime characters

  • LMAO !!!!!!

    I AGREE WITH THIS REVIEW 100%

    10 Stars !!

  • wtf if u never saw the show ur like who the hell r these ppl? and if ur a huge fan(like me) u hate it cuz it doesnt fallow the story seriously wtf

  • LMAO GREATEST REVIEW EVER.

  • this movie is a big fukin sweaty BALLLZ

  • i know right!! i mean i grew up with DBZ cartoon FVCK this is just EPIC fail very very very badly!!!

  • Dude im a DBZ freak too man, and i totally agree with everything you just said. They fucked up bad for sure.

  • I now who who it is that's being mentioned" Here we go

    "Chow fucken piece of dog shit!

    I rather drink rotten ash hole of a road kill skunk and drown it with bear. He's the angest game ou ever head he's the mother fucken Angr Video game Nerd. This movie I so bad I'm going to do a video after I can tpe the whole skit out It's to long.

  • WTF the made goku and teen he does neen a tale to transform the toned down Balmi. Wh do ou think Goku wasted Cle So easl and actual hurt Radits ad a kid. He had a fucken super adrenline raising that made him so strong Chuck Norris pee in his pants. Gohan was suc a tough awasome Sun of a Gun because he had Gooku and cheats heart genics and chese fire hot temper. I have some bad news there not doing another Dragon ball there do something worse. There doing another Alvin annd chimpmonks 2.

  • i agree dragon ball evolution sucked

  • if a sequel comes out for dragon ball evolution i doubt know 1 will watch it

    meaning that all seats r empty

  • KEEP DREAMING RETARD

  • dude goku is a god dam air bender what the fuck is that

  • Prison on Fire

  • seriously. it sucked, and made me angry.

  • I heared this movie was horrible and i watched this when i was younger

  • this is the most f@#k up movie i have ever seen. i am a big dbz fan so i am very .....ver....i am just so angry for just looking at that movie but you are right 100% of the time about this f@#k up movie

  • i love you dude.. you are completly right!

  • thank you very much :)

  • Chow Yun-Fat kinda, sorta nailed Roshi....And....Well, thats abot the only good thing. Oh, they got the Kanji right, on Goku's outfit, which they fucked up.

    Yeah...Not much going for it really.

  • "It's a fucking piece of shit! It is so fucking low low, my grand ma is six feet below shitting on this epic piece of fail" roflmao I'm crying so hard omg. I refuse to give them money by watching the film so they will want to make a nother discrace.

  • im glad u enjoyed the review, thank you for the great comment :)

  • i agree piece of shit

  • right on dude, worst movie ever!!!!!

    i'll only see it 5 more times!!!

    today!!! now really this movie sucks xD

  • How shit was the movie?

    VERY!!!!

    Goku a grumpy teen! total opposite to what he is in the anime! yeah its fukin shit Goku should of been a kid who eat alot of food! i had to turn that shit off, cause the whole dbz experience will have been ruined! :(

  • I hated how they tried to awkwardly rope some comedy in there when they just took off all the original comedy material (Goku being an airhead and a pig, Chichi randomly trying to blow people up, Yamcha and his fear of girls...)

    They butchered Piccolo and I'm pretty sure they'll butcher Vegeta in the sequel. I'm almost wishing they overlook the whole Vegeta and Bulma being a couple thing.

    And what the hell was up with the school? Only Gohan went to college and at least he got to be Saiyaman!

  • they'll probably butcher Raditz and Nappa too. it wouldn't even be hard to have some one play Nappa. All they need is some muscular bald guy. But Raditz is whole different story. If they have him in there, he MUST have a long bushy mane of hair going PAST his knees. but they obviously have major hair issues, considering how they screwed up Bulma's hair.

  • Even if they miraculously found people who are similar enough to play the characters (given that a lot of characters in DB already look kind of western they could at least TRY) they'd still find a way to butcher it. They screwed up the personalities, which is why any honest fan I've talked to despises this movie. We could have dealt with Bulma having black hair instead of blue, or with Goku having normally spiked hair if they had kept true to the characters...

  • ok this is my thing with bul,as hair. It's not hers at all it's chi chis and it' not even a dragon ball chi chi hair style. it's like a mid dragon ball z chi chi hair style and not blue like in dragon ball. not even green like in dbz.

  • lolol yeah the sequel is gonna suck. I almost puked when bulma and yamcha were in love in this movie. how much you wanna bet they're gonna make some puke-ish story with bulma and vegeta? i really wouldn't be surpised

  • it wouldnt suprise me one bit either lol, they probably will

  • oh gods please no! XD I ALMOST want them to just forget about the whole VegetaxBulma pairing that I adore because it's obvious they're going to fuck up. Will probably come up as some 'evil guy kidnaps pretty girl and falls in love' scenario... ugh

  • BEST. REVIEW. EVER.

  • @039950040 DAIRYYYY QUEEEEEEEENNN!

  • they messed up everything it stood for

  • pirate the 2nd one too

  • man if you going to make an adaptation you have to stay true to what is your source material and this movie not heven do that

  • The sad thing is Akira Toriyama was an executive producer on this film...

    ...

    They must've kidnapped him and held him hostage until it was too late and it was all over.

  • either that or he badly needed whatever cash they were hoping to make... I can't believe he would support such a hideous rape of his work

  • yeah wat the fuck did they do to dragonball!!! i seened it too wat bloody bullshit is this?!?! i want the director of this fucking movie dead!!!!

  • i agreed with everything you said but the whole kami roshi thing kami is earths gurdian sry but im a die hard fan ive watched all db and db movies dbz all dbz movies and dbgt and its 1 movie i loved the series and since when did piccolo control oozaru whats that shit oozaru destroys everything he doesnt listen to no one

  • they fucking mess the series up... and the fucking director dont watch the dragon balls series... they copy fucking spiderman... what the fuck is that all about!!!

  • hahahaha yamcha is the ugliest mother fucker ive ever seen in this movie his face looks like diahrea

  • i know they screwed a great series

  • HAHA this shit is great

  • hahahahahahahahahaha.... lmaol hahahahaah........ :D

  • wheres krillin??? :( this movie made me sad

  • Join the protest channel

  • it gets 2 stars out of 10

    1 for each of chichis - Chi Chis lol

    On a serious note; i suffered 3 strokes watching that atrocity

  • the movie was stupid, goku learns how to control oozaru??? wtf the only time he learns how to do that is when he turns SSJ 4, and where did he learn to do the Kamehameha, out of his asshole??? man i think 2/10 is too much for the piece of crap they made. fuckin' sad........

  • Do you agree with me in saying that if they just made the characters look liek they did in the anime/manga, give them the proper personalities and just made Goku charge a fucking lazer for half the movie that it would be better than it is now?

  • with this movie (?!) fox, james wong, Justin "i dont know how to mime a kameha cuz im a duce and i dont work when i prepare a movie" Chatwin, all the actors, the fx studio told me go fuck yourself you re young so a junkie, its the same price if u dont like it !

    this is an insult to db + an insult to the cinema. this is just business. 45M $ to do that !!!

    if you want to work in hollywood and make film, you can kill yourself right now.

    American cinema is death to me

    Fox FUCUUUUCK YOU !

  • lmfao best review i've heard of this movie yet... i'm sorry but the pissed off fans are funnier and more entertaining that that peice of shit they call a movie

  • A great review for a fail movie, but i'm still a fan. I agree with basically everything you said and nice job.

  • there better be VEGETA IN THE SEQUEL

  • @GokuVsBroly1 it's suckiness will be OVER 9000!!!

  • they probably made goku made all those hand movements like streetfighter. hadouken!

  • i'll watch the sequel, if there is, but will not pay for it.

  • AMEN

  • wow dude u bout to cry?

  • this movie is shit

  • ♥_♥ DBZ FAN ♥_♥

  • i was ranting on about the tail thing -_-

  • yeah, theres so much stuff i wish i said in this ...owell, to late to make another one

  • i feel your pain bro :\

  • Thank you now i know not to watch the hunk a donkey bonr

  • I thought the movie wasn't all that bad. they should not have the title Dragon Ball though. like boogey man 2. excellent movie, but the title should be changed.

  • Amen Bro. Amen. The only reason I would ever go to watch it, is to laugh at it, saying "This is the most epic fail ever! " I remember the show when I was kid and I still repect the show now. I don't respect the movie at all. Goku's supposed to be this naive kid/guy that ate a whole bunch and stood up to do the right thing.... But wait till Holywood makes thier planned Cowboy Bebop Movie. They'll probably f*** that up too.

  • You know ...this may sound lame to you guys. I know people who follow Dragon Ball Z like a religion. Well I get equally pissed at these religionist and fundalmentalist preachers who get the Bible all wrong. They make it into something its not. They made the Bible into a religion when it was not meant to be that way! They took the meanings of the whole thing and twisted it around to the point that many intelligent people don't get it's maze of truth. So dude...I know where you are coming from!

  • lol go watch Fred

  • I remember the Monday after DBE came out; my friend(the biggest DB nerd I know) came to school and ranted all day about how it sucked Dragonballs, excuse the pun. When I asked why he went to see it in the first place when we knew it was going to fail, he just said 'he was obligated'. :facepalm: I still wouldn't've gone to see that piece of shit. ((I still haven't seen it, in fact. Don't much want to either.))

  • Best review on Youtube

  • they fucked it up big time!

    they just wanna make a quick buck.

  • god i watched the movie n it sucks big they destroyed all not make sense n 90 % caracteres dont get even close to the originals in look behavior ...goku in high school u kidding master roshi wasnt in a building in the city ? and cuz in the movie mention the names of them but u dont even recognize who is each one it is garbage and an offense to the dragon ball saga one thing is adaptation n another take the story and make crap n piss on akira's anime wtf unless udk d ball before dont go see it

  • Great review man, havent seen the movie yet. However i feel compelled to, since ive been slagging hollywood for months about this movie. I knew they couldnt pull it off.

  • Ya Evolution sucked fat dicks. Im glad i watched it online cuz i would've wanted my damn money back. But i might give in to my Dragonball geekness and also buy the movie for my collection lol. But they shouldve spent more time researching the series before they made the fucking movie.

  • I just want to know why Yamcha didn't have his phobia of pretty girls from the Dragonball series.

  • perfect review..good video...everything you said 100% true. they messed everything. if they ask for my opinion for this movie i would say the same thing about it.

  • thank you, i don't thing it was 100% though, i was gonna do another review and actually do it properly but im lazy lol, but thank you

  • LOVE this review. everything you say is so true. i just saw the movie and although i wasnt expecting anything decent it still made me annoyed

  • also, why doesnt any1 complain about the absence of the antropomorphic creatures and talking animals who normally coexisted with humans in the dragonball universe? they were a big part of the manga/anime weren't they? hmmm, wonder why no one mentions that. idk, as a big fan of the original dragonball as well as its cool but repetitive followup DBZ and the atrocious GT, i thought the movie was ok, and at least fun for the most part, because boring is one thing this movie isn't. i give it 2.5/5

  • I dont remember any talking animals in DB.

  • u serious? Oolong, puar, turtle, korin just to name a few of the main ones. what about pilaf's henchmen shu, mai's accomplice, or even the crooked fox who became friends with goku for one episode. they're everywhere on fictional earth, on an earth where race or skin color was not an issue. and for the record, the skin colors or nationalitys of the characters in dragonball were never stated in the anime, even if some were apparent like Nam. they never once stated the skin color of the saiyins

  • i know, i was actually thinking about mentioning Oolong and all those folks, but it didnt occur to me until after i recorded this lol

  • its cool man, i got ur back,lol

  • come on man seriously, everyone knew in the bottom of there hearts that the talking animals wasnt gona be in it. It goes without saying.

  • your absolutely right, i thought the same exact thing, but im just curious. why is that exactly? people say the movie wasnt faithful to the anime for whatever reasons and i wont argue with them, but why isnt the talking animals one of them? its not like they were a rare find in dragonball, they were literally everywhere humans and other creatures were,lol. seriously, i really wanna know, why this is one aspect of the anime left out of the movie that people dont complain about being nonpresent

  • ok, not to jump on the bandwagon and defend the movie, but its an adaptation, for one thing. they cant make everything the same, especially story. retelling the exact story would be a complete waste, and everyone wudda probably complained about that too and say we already know the story, give us something new. as far as characters personality and looks, what works in the manga or series doesnt always work in live action. my main point is people will complain about everything, nothing's perfect

  • i totally agree, that's why im not gonna argue

  • actually there was one better called

    Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins

    made in china its a exact following of the real story at the beginning of the Dragonball series. Using the original names like "Son Goku" as Goku

    "Seetoe" as Bulma

    "Son Gohan" as Goku's Grandfather

    "Piggy" as Oolong

    "La Ping" as Yamcha

    "Miss Knowwhat" as Peru(Yamcha's cat companion.)

    "Turtle Hermit" as Master Roshi

    King Horn, Jen Jen, Zebrata and Maria. This is the live action remake of 'The Legend of Shenlong"

  • Wasn't goku's name in that movie, monkey boy?

  • I do not ever want to see this movie EVER! if it came on tv today I would not watch it. That's bad when you don't even want to watch it for free. The trailers looked like garbage and the movie I know without out a doubt the movie looks like donkey shi*!! I still love my Dragon Ball but I can not in good faith or as a fan support this pond water of a movie.

  • i totally agree with you my friend, it was hard to sit there and watch but i did it, i just hope the next installment has different writers

  • i just fucking wish the director could see this video

  • lol thank you, i was gonna make a brand new review, i mean...i still might, but only because alot of ppl are complaining that i didnt review good enough

  • Well did anyone really expect it to be good? Hollywood just wanted to do the same as everyone else and get in on the money. They did not care much about the story they just wanted to see if they could play to the fans. Of course people just go watch it anyways just to make fun of it. I don' think anyone even took it seriously.

  • that's definitely true, i totally agree

  • try writing a script next time it helps. you seem to get confused here and there

    and i could be wrong but you seem like you are trying to copy the avgn (just saying)

    oh and one more thing

    you didnt really review the movie

    you just talked about the bad things.

    oh and watchmen was awesome even the ending (just an opinion)

  • first off, it wasn't a jab at watchmen, i love watchmen ,i thought it was the best film of the year so far, second off, i even said i quoted avgn, third...ahh forget the number, it's just i can't write scripts, check out my sketches, i did fine there, i know i didn't really review, i even said it in the vid, i didn't find a point to review seeing that every aspect of the film wuz ass, i seemed a bit confused cuz it was late at night and i was to tired to think of things to say

  • ps. thank you for your feed back and i will take it into consideration, but i am a still new at vlogging and i'll only get better :)

  • mans got a point...Love Dragonball and Dbz, I watched the movie...could have been way better...wasn't on point..or up to parr...but....it is just an adaptation*....soo chea...but it could have been hella better....honestly after watching, it seems like they just had a lack of effort with the whole movie, but they tried I guess, I'm hoping the next will be far greater...I'm expecting it to be...I'm still gonna buy the movie when it comes out on dvd =p...(PHUCKIN RIGHT)

  • the movie the magic begins ( origin of dragon ball in 80's) far better

  • bwahaha, i like that

  • um what movie where u watching dude? cuz piccolo was green. he was green. I think u didn't watch the movie, I believe u only read articles and stuff. Just saying. Piccolo was green. I saw it, he was green. So I'm guessing ur just making the video to hate on the movie. I'm not protecting the movie on any way I"m just saying that u didn't watch it or u wacth some shitty as pirate movie lol

  • nope, sorry dude, i watched it, i watched ...I WATCHED IT!, sorry, just copying u, nope i watched it, also in theateres ,he's gray, not green,

  • he was a really dark green i thought he was black once

  • LOL I CANNOT HAV ENOUGH OF HIS SWEARING XDDD. he started off kinda irritated then he started to fully rant xDDD now that is funny :P. 2/10 is too good from wat ive heard. 0.5/10 according to my friends o.O

  • lol thank you, i appreciate whenever i can entertain, it makes me feel good, im glad u loved it :)

  • When did you pirate it? Because the first ones missed some of the story.

  • I AGREE MAN

    MY CHILDHOOD IS DRAGONBALL MAN Gawd i feel u

  • JOIN THE PROTEST !

    /user/DRAGONBALLPROTEST

  • okay. this is angering. i don't about u guys but doesn't everybody know that dragonball takes place in the future?hello flying cars and capsules!raging machine gun bandits!well, the director is clearly clueless. you can't evolve flying cars with cars that fly on the ground. you can't evolve a extending magical staff wit a wooden stick!get my point?

  • no, im totally on the same page as u dude, it's ridiculous they completely took away from the hole aspect of DB

  • people pick on me but dbz is awesome!

  • que?

  • huh ?

  • I SAW THIS YESTERDAY (EVEN THOUGH I WASNT GOING TO LIKE it) i did, anyways this movie gives the whole series from DB-DB:gt a really bad name and this killed almost every fan of the show(s) including me

  • i think that's how everyone feels lol, i just hope the next one is completely better

  • Since when did Goku went to skool?

    Since when did he started to get intrested in girls?

    Y is half the main characters asian and the others white?

    Movie suks

  • thats one way of putting it lol

  • I dont think Goku killed King Piccolo wit Kamehameha did he? I dont remember its been ages! Didnt he use the Kamehameha to to lift him off the ground and then use some monkey fist (like Dragonfist) lol to kill King Piccolo? Cuz I saw non of that in the movie.

  • well yes, ur semi right, when he used the monkey fist or wutever in the cartoon he created a hole in king piccolo's body, as piccolo wuz dying he spit out an egg with his DNA for what we all know today as piccolo from dragonball z

  • man this some fucking bullshit how come they make spiderman movie so good and fuck up dbz i loved dbz growing up man.this could've been a good movie i havent seen it yet but what u saying i know it sucks. and u had me laughing the whole time lol. i hope they can change the second one but where can i download it?

  • im totally on the same page, when they make these movies, it's either a hit, or a miss, kinda like superman returns, it could have been a good movie ur totally right, its just they didn't take there time with this they just wanted to get it out of the way wich wuz a bad move, everyone knew this movie would be a shit streak on frosty underwear, it's just a shame, i think they need new writers/producers in the next one...and cast

  • Also he did kamehameha with one hand btw. Through out DB series not even Roshi did a one handed kamehameha

  • he did a normal energy beam one handed, not a kamehameha. The commercial for the movie just remixed the audio with the scenes.

  • ps. ur gonna have to google it for i can get into ALOOOOOOOT of trouble for telling u the site, youtube monitors everything i do, theres no freedom being a partner lol

  • I AGREE I LOVE DBZ BUT THAT WAS  BAD

  • WHATS NEXT?? GET A STEROID FREAK AND MAKE HIM BROLLI????

    GET A OVERWEIGHT AND MAKE HIM MAJIMBOO??

    OR BETTER YET GET A GAY HOMO AND MAKE HIM FREEZA

    FUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS DB:EVOLUTION FUCK SHIT

    the title should have been

    Dragon Ball:FUCKED UP

  • lol i totally feel u man, but on the broly factor, i dont think they would have the choice unless they cgi him

  • i just saw it today, i walk out close to the end. you are right, that movie made me so mad. i wasnt the only one that walk out. after goku transform back to himself, did you notice how his clothes were spotless? after that, i saw his kamahamaha and walk out. i was cracking up. one guy walk out halfway threw it after he saw yamcha talking like a surfer dude, he was like 'booooo' lmao. This movie was awful. Chichi was hot though. thats why i would rate it 1/10

  • haha, that's funny ...i wish i went to the theaters so i could witness the same kind of ppl, oh yes i noticed alot about the movie, i wuz just to furious to give it a proper review

  • LOL u MENTIONED FRED

  • lol i sure did :)

  • i walked out close to the end as well haha

  • Yamcha was a faggot in the movie

  • HOLLYWOOD FUCKED DBZ UP

  • that's an understatement ahaha