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  • I always loved when greg drop the "prick" bomb

  • That's a badass picture of Venom!

  • My name is Gregg...the...Grim Reaper. And don't laugh.

  • i don't care what anyone says i like this game.

  • 0:40 Phineas and ferb refrence.

  • @Teamplayer881 This game was made in 2001(?), but Phineas was made in 2006.

  • @Teamplayer881 star wars actualy, phineas and ferb wasnt made yet when this game originally came out.

  • @Teamplayer881 Nope

  • Gregg is unbeatable :D The best char in game :D

  • "I hate those bloody cats, the way they meow and piss everywhere..." one of the best lines in the game

  • I hate those fucking cats how they meow and piss me off xD

  • @saownbey piss everywhere*

  • Is it wierd that Gregg is my favorite character in the game?

  • they should bring back conker for the 360 and ps3 but with better graphics and all bad words uncensored,

  • @Wolfboy2012 Or they should give him back to Nintendo and get rid of the furry graphics.

  • @Wolfboy2012 conker 2 ftw

  • you little shit XD rofl

  • gregg the grim reaper FTW

  • I assume they just imported the old voice clips into this game.

  • I wish ppl still made this game it's so fun and I lost my disk for it

  • Did anyone else notice that the tails never respawned?

  • notice conker goes straight to hell

  • @Itionobo2

    It doesn't surprise me really.

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  • Did you know were the cheese farm is theres actually a tail worth 10 tails? You have to hover over one of the sides and press "B" Then bang

  • awesome

  • lol i thought he said my boyy

  • Out of all the Grim Reapers I've met,Gregg has got to be my favourite.

  • @MissNatapink Well, how many Grim Reapers have you met before, mate?

  • @ConkersOtherBadDay Good point and well made.

  • Gregg: "You are dead, dead dead dead.."

    When he told Conker he was dead, it reminded me of Game Over in that one game, Total Distortion. I believe it was called.

  • Gregg is the coolest and funniest grim reaper ever! and the britches Accent makes it better!

  • dead as dodo!!

  • you can't. it's too old.

  • I WANT THIS GAME!

  • @MrReuben13 get it

  • @MrReuben13 If you want i can direct you to a rom and an emulator. Just respond if you want it.

  • Gress would hate the warriors

  • 32 people like cats

  • Gregg's voice reminds me of foamy the squirrel only talking at a slower pace O_O

  • God could someone get Gregg into my house to put my cats soul at rest. Or atleast make sure I can't see the fucking thing this is honestly too creepy. Kill my fucking cat it's annoying the shit out of me..........*screams*

  • God could someone get Gregg into my house to put my cats soul at rest.

  • Gregg is awesome, how can you not like him?

  • If its rated M why are there a ton of sensors for the word shit?

  • Does Gregg hate Lady Gaga?

  • I met Gregg on Judgement day and me brought me back

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  • @TheCartoonGamer8000 Did the Judgment Day happen on august 29th 1997?

  • @walecs2 I can't remember.

  • @TheCartoonGamer8000 because so it says in Terminator movies. :)

  • @walecs2 I haven't watched a single terminator movie.

  • @TheCartoonGamer8000 Well, Terminator is one of the many films I watched only because it was parodied in Conker.

  • @walecs2 Oh, buff you.

  • I remember Gregg being a little more spastic in movement in the old game? I liked him better that way.

  • get this game and all other video game that arent sold in stores and video game console its on @ w w w . e b a y . c o m and w w w . a m a z o n . c o m

  • does anyone kno where i can get this game agian? love this game..

  • I can't be arsed with this bloody ridiculous contraption

  • I think the n64 version was a lot better

  • conker looks like AAAAAASSSS in this version : /

  • Like god of war graphics €_€

  • I hate that they censored this game =\ wish they remade this game AGAIN without censoring and even better graphics than this XD

  • its like those bloody cats,such a pain in the arse.ahahah love that line

  • when they meow and piss every where LMAO

  • this is one of the most badass games ive ever played

  • this game is exceptionally hard to get in australia, been bidding on copies on ebay for months lol farout!

  • I love how they say Ass and Piss but censourd out shit

    thumbs up if you agree

  • @117Ewan and twat

  • @117Ewan no need to be a smart arse but gregg said arse

  • The N64 version beats this one in so many ways. They dumbed this one down and made it simpler and took out the electric eels and the giant teddy on the machine gun in the war level. Such bullshit.

  • what happens if you fall there and die?

  • all time my favorite game!!

  • 64 version much fucking better, way less censored

  • i think im the only person who likes the remake better than the n64 version.

  • @XEricCoreX me too,you arent the only person ; )

  • Arse? Gregg is obviously saying Ass. This game is rated M people. You can cuss.

  • @MegamegamikeG1 it's how British spell ass , it's the same thing

  • @trynextmonday I know British say arse, but he isn't saying arse, he's saying ass. 

  • @MegamegamikeG1 pronuced the same too :)

  • well i think the original Nintedo 64 semi censored make it funnier.

  • the xbox version was meant to be called conker live and uncut. it was gonna be totally uncut but they didn't buy it for sum reason and called it live and reloaded. and more censored

  • What the bloody cat hells with the end :-P GREG THE GRIM REPER FTW

  • wow i cant beleve how many stupid people do i know...when me n my friends played this game,they didnt understand why gregg hates cats...

  • Wow I've learned so many about the reaper! He's short with a helium voice, has gold tooth and is bloody British!

    I never saw it coming.

  • @muffysheep

    And that's why Gregg is the best grim reaper. :D

  • lol the way they meow and piss everywhere xD

  • What happens if you fall off the bridge?

  • gregg is the coolest grim reaper ever

  • anybody know where i can buy another Conker: Live and reloaded? like online or something

  • @iFamouzColorz check out a loal playNtrade, I got mine there recently in mint condition for roughly 15 bucks. if not try glyde.com

  • dude that fucken awsome

  • I tend to forget that this is the original Xbox, not 360... the graphics are so awesome.

    I can never find the game anywhere though (just got a 360) darn Holland never having the stuff I want!

    Gregg rules. Now I don't usually like swearing but Gregg just kicks ass. Or shall I say, arse. Yay British Spelling! :P

  • to whom ever wants another conker to come out on xbox360go to this website and sign this petition 

    petition online . com / 789 52632/ petition . html srry for the spaced out letters, type it in without the spaces and sign the petition for another conker

  • to whom ever wants another conker to come out on xbox360go to this website and sign this petition 

  • This game was a classic!

  • "i've got some cats to see. bloody things, i hate those bloody cats, with they meow, and they piss everywhere, and their shit smells like..."

  • XD Thank goodness they kept this classic scene intact! I might need to pick up "Live and Reloaded". I'm old enough to play it, so it shouldn't be a problem.

  • What happens if you beat the game without dying?

  • @somethinglikelife1 nothing

  • what game is this?

  • i found gregg funnier in BFD

  • I miss this game, soooo much. I miss the online too. if only they would make a damn sequel for next gen already. We need Conker to become the next halo.

  • this is had alot more cursing than i expected

  • what i like with this gregg is that his mouth matches his words unlike the 64 version

    also the hell here looks WAY cooler

    what happens in either of them when you fall off the edge?

  • they should do a l4d conker game and revive berri

  • would be pretty cool having chances in real life lol. why is venom shown at the end of the vid? he looks huge!

  • they made gregg look like a retard, and conker wtf they ruined him

  • meow and piss everywhere xD

  • love gregg

  • gregg sounds like simon the chipmunk XD

  • Strange?! Its the best bloody deal you're going to get you little prick.

  • Ah British humour.

  • Ahahaha this is so funny I keep watching it repeatedly. Bloody contrapton!

  • gregg is funny.

  • gregg is dope but the 64 version was a lot better and ave more uncut content in it i dont why they dident do the same for xbox fucking microsoft

  • 2:25:"the way they meow and piss everywhere, and their $@%#! smells bloody awful..." the bleep makes it even funnyer somehowXD

  • I actually prefer the N64 version of this scene as Gregg isn't visible with the mic until he gets rid of it. I found the gag funnier that way.

  • @Noobsaibot21 AAAND, the place looks more evil, greg look less cartoony in th elive and reloaded version.

  • @Noobsaibot21 They screwed it up. Like

    the gargoyle. It was way funnier when he

    felt down the cliff..

  • @Noobsaibot21 Yeah, but damn look a t those graphics and listen to that sound!

  • @Noobsaibot21 Again someone hating on the Xbox version when THE SAME THING HAPPENED IN THE N64 VERSION. The bubble just isn't there. Also, stop hating on the Xbox version guys. It's has astonishing graphics, and is a great game, but you guys go say it's shit. You people are selfish, too. Do you think many people OWNED this game back then? If so, then Conker games WOULD STILL BE MADE on Nintendo.

  • @Nvzman Or theyre not made on nintendo consoles anymore because Microsoft bought RARE??? Dang this ignorant kids rating without knowing shit nowadays. The Xbox version is veru censored, lots of scenes are changed and conker looks like shit, so no john; you are teh selfish!

  • @Nesformers Calling me shit? I know the whole story! Rare's contract ended with Nintendo, so then they went independant, created Conker: Live and Uncut for the Xbox and PS2, Microsoft bought them, and changed that into Live and Reloaded. Plus, did I ever say that the Xbox version is better? No. The Xbox version COMPARED to the N64 version (even though I find censors funnier) is shit, but alone the Xbox version is impressive with the graphics and is a great game ALONE. So STFU and get outta here.

  • Gregg is so funny

  • what he says in the end was a cheat for the n64 version :)

  • where can i download the quotes (dont say limewire plz)

  • I love Gregg!

  • the only thing i dont like about live and reloaded is the multiplayer and the main game is easier.

  • 2:36 wonder what happens if you plunge into their lava l0l0l0l.

  • So cats DO have nine lives!

  • LOL!!

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  • What does a cat's sh** smell like? XP

  • @Cynda315 you really wanna know that?

  • @barrelex YESH PLZ

  • @Cynda315 very smelly.... not too overly pleasant.

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  • XBox Live remake Please!!

  • i like gregg`s voice it`s like a chipmunk

  • i like gregg`s voice it`s like a chipmunk

  • LOL funny cutscene

  • The only reason they censored the XBox version is because Walmart threatened not to carry the game if it kept the cuss words in uncensored. For some reason, they did not have this problem with the Nintendo 64 version. Either way, it was a smart move from a financial stand-point. But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't angry about it.

  • 4th wall breaking at its finest

  • is this the same as bad fur day

  • The censor needs some consistancy but nevermind cos I have the original conker's bad fur day! Bet you xbox owners wished could play that when this tripe came out

  • @bedazzledcandybar I have the original conker :P

    but I want the Xbox version too :(

  • So they dont censor arse, piss, prick, bloody which are quite common swears but they censor shit which most kid by the age of 7 already know how to say

  • @MaidenFan24568 in the original (bad fur day) they dont censor shit

  • @MaidenFan24568 the point isn't thier hiding it , the point is there are people who don't want to hear that , or offended when they hear that

  • @trynextmonday i can understand sme people wont want the swearing and stuff well fine then why not have a option to turn it off if you want like what some games used to have to tone down violence or do us all a faver and not play the game atall i mean no one is forcing these people to play it

  • @thedraken5 if they could choice , that would be great ! You SHOULD be able to choose if you don't want to hear or see some things ...

    THE POINT IS , SOME PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT !!! ( yes , I'm one of them )

  • @trynextmonday and i have no problem with that i just hate the way companys go about solving the problem about censership where inted of doing what say brutal legand did and have a option of choice here the developeres chose for us and i feel that takes something away to censer the game like newtering a dog but hey we all have a diffrent opinion and i like to think i am easy going and respect peoples veiws

  • @thedraken5 @thedraken5 the censors keep us from becoming idoitic , barbaric , mindlessness ... maybe some things should be censored , if a game is T , I don't care if there's 1 or 4 curse words , but shouldn't be consistent , or just plain foul ... in a M game , they can feel free to have people calling a women the B word , or telling to P off , but I kinda don't want to hear consistently being told to F*#$ off

  • @trynextmonday one of the things about the N64 Conker that made it such a funny game was that it was risque, and it came with plenty of warnings to say so. Censoring the remake when the original was not censored to such a degree seems completely pointless, and even ruins parts of the game, such as the poo boss' lyrics (which sound rubbish with the stupid fart noise they use to censor the swearwords). Perhaps an option to filter bad language should have been put in instead.

  • @amidoh You can't judge a game by it's censors , the warnings were proboably there because Nintendo had a complete history of decensy , ( with Nintendo origon ) till conker showed up , all Nintendo charecters are to be role models by the companies standards , Conker is an alcholic , smartmouthed , ignorent person , cursing wasn't great with him , because of that , there is no such thing as to censor it pointlessly ... otherwise , the ability to CHOOSE to censor does not bother me though ...

  • @trynextmonday The fact that this game didn't follow regular guidelines or rules was part of the appeal. The way the game's structured in terms of gameplay and it's progression was itself totally different from any platformer that had come before it. That, coupled with the story, characters and dialog, blended beautifully to create a game that is still as fun and as funny today as it was back in 2000. Censoring the original material to the degree that Reloaded did hurt the presentation big time.

  • @7TT77 this game was different , I love this ( I only have N64 version ) game ! I don't want to play any other , no game can compare , I will never obsess over any other game ... when I play it , I get that thrill that tells me " This is the kind of game that all need to learn from , " I cannot play another game because of this , In my view , it has the right amont of censors , the thought for gameplay , there needs to be SOMEONE who can learn and make a game by this one alone

  • They should've gone with their original plan to NOT censor the game. Damn crybaby mollycoddling parents' groups...

  • @NinjaGhostScorpion I think the 2nd playthrough its not censored?

  • @TaintedGravey Wouldn't know. Never played the X-Box version.

  • @NinjaGhostScorpion we call them fuckmothering pansy ass may pole dancing fucktards

  • @NinjaGhostScorpion

    After you beat the game you can turn it off it's called pottymouth

  • @NinjaGhostScorpion Not to mention how horribly they screwed with the multiplayer; just generic soldier classes and no weapons to pick freely, and worst of all, no chainsaws. The N64 multiplayer revamped for xbox with online feature would've been awesome.

  • @NinjaGhostScorpion how much did they cencore it? a lot? is it a lot of cencoring compared to the n64 version?

  • @pocketmoney123 also, i heard..havnt played it, never got around to buying it. that if you play through the game once you unlock the uncencored version.

  • @NinjaGhostScorpion Yeah, like video games make kids kill people, thats not true the only reason I kill people is to feast on there essence to accieve eternal life, and games have nothing to do with that. And don't quote me on that.

  • @NinjaGhostScorpion i actually prefer the game WITH the censor rofl those beeps make it sound so much funnier

  • @NinjaGhostScorpion It was actually Microsoft's decision entirely to censor the game.

  • @mrplow321 Damn crybaby mollycoddling Microsoft...

  • N64 BETTER!