@MrpotatoChips Well now that u mention it yea it is kinda weird. Cuz I would Wang 2 spend my moms lAst moments qing bed not off shoe shopping for her. You do have a point. Sorry I got so bitchy before I just had a fight with my friend and when me and my friends get in fights we both think we're right about everything.
i hate you this song is amazing! you must not have a heart to make fun of a song thats talking about a kids mom dieing!!!!!! how the fuck is that funny?!?!?!?!?!?!
@1belieber606 definetly agree. all the power to the comedian tho. comedy isnt innocent unless you make fun of everyone so good job, but this was a good song
@1belieber606, the song isn't awful becuase it's sentimental. It's awful because it's terribly written. It's like if SNL did a parody of tacky bad-songs. It starts in a modern day setting of a store, and gives us an anachronistic street urchin who happens to announce to everyone that his mom is about to die and wants to look pretty for Jesus. The conclusion? His Mom died because God wanted to teach the next customer in line the "true meaning" of Christmas. It's fake and insultingly bad.
@WastedPo well all of the song is sentimental dumb ass you need to look up the video! i dont think you know the different between fake and non-fake because this type of thing happened to me to so dont judge a book by its cover!!!!!
@1belieber606, I'm sorry if I was rude to you. I don't mind sentiment or Christmas religious themed things. I just don't like the song because I find it insulting. I agree that the image of a kid who thinks shoes will make a meaningful present for his dying Mom is a moving idea, but it's ruined by the couldn't-possibly-be-true details like the kid anouncing to everyone what he's doing, the cashier turning him away, etc. I do like sentiment. I just think that this song feels pandering.
@WastedPo excuse me but dontsay sir if you dont know what sex i am!!!! first of all im a girl and second you dont have a heart idf you think that this song is fake and/or hate it because this kind of thing happened to me to so dont judge a book by its cover!!!!! wow everyone starts getting defencive just because i type something!!! ITS A FREE WORLD BITCH I CAN DO WHAT I WANT AND SAY WHAT I WANT!!!! ever herd of freedom of speach? look it up!!!!!
@1belieber606 So few words, yet so much idiocy "ever herd of freedom of speach" I take it you're a product of the American public school system? The song is terrible, you have horrible taste in music, you can't write in your own language, you're obviously incompetent, you should feel ashamed, and nobody cares what you have to say because it has zero value.
@1belieber606 People like you are the problem. I HATE HATE HATE This song. The kids mom DYING (D-Y-I-N-G Is how it's spelled BTW), is precisely whats wrong with the song, it's so manipulative and tacky, and if someone doesn't like it or disagrees with it, someone like you will say "you have no heart". I am not going to fall for this cloying, manipulative clap trap. good day sir!
@loner1878 um if you dont know what this song is implying than your the idiot!
god chooses everyone to go at a different time and that was just her time to go! lemme ask you a question how would you feel if your mother was on her death bed and couldnt move worth shit?!?!?!?!?! would you feel bad or would you just over look it and say eh so what my mother is dieing but i really want a pair of new sneakers so she can wait????? put your self in the kids fucking shoes for a minut!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're the one with the childishly naive view of the song. If I took it in at a superficial level I'd probably like it too. But unfortunately I like to think.
Your little red herring is pathetic. If my mother were dying I wouldn't be spending her last moments shoe shopping like the kid in the song was (maybe you could have inferred that from this video, genius?). Plus there is no god to begin with, so this is ridiculous.
@1belieber606 So I got a question for you then, assuming you put yourself in the kid's shoes. Why would you go and buy her shoes during her last moments alive and not be by her side instead? I think this is why the song fails. It tries to tell a feel good message, but the way it does it is messed up. Don't get me wrong, when I 1st heard it I got the intended message too, but the more I listened, the more it kinda scared me.
I hated this song before, at least now I'll be able to laugh all the way through it because of this, Patton Oswalt Rocks! his comment about giving the pipe was hilarious
what-what-WHAT...? The little boy buried his mama, wearing... hooker shoes? Were those clear heels?
I enjoy when Patton throws in the use of the word "oil" ; he always associates oil with some stench, like in the YourTube clip Cheetos when eeting the Costco Lutheran picnic-sized bag of Cheetos, and your skin pores start oozing this stinky oil BWAAAhahahaha
By the way, the same effect occurs when you eet a whole bag of Oreos, I've found out. Your skin oozes Essence Of Oreo
@kaoliayang I love how you suggest he came from nowhere and then call everyone else stupid. I think he understood the song just fine. Look at what he made fun of. He made fun of the clerk being a jerk, how depressing the song is, and how messed up the idea of God killing this kids mom to teach this guy a lesson is.
I first heard this song in the car and almost crashed.
I tell my friends it is the most evil song and that they are not prepared for it and they don't believe me...
Then I make them listen, and by the end it's like they've been ravaged and the curse my name. Their faces as the song progresses are priceless. This song is EVIL. hahaha
Patton's awesome. Having heard two different recordings of this bit, however, it's clear that he hasn't yet nailed the ending. Nevertheless, Patton is a magnificent SOB.
Also, you christians really cry about this kind of shitty music? LOL. you folks don't question anything.
DirtyJacket1 1 month ago
I've actually seen this performed live by the band who wrote it... Fucking sucks. I actually felt brain cells disintegrating...
DirtyJacket1 1 month ago
@MrpotatoChips Well now that u mention it yea it is kinda weird. Cuz I would Wang 2 spend my moms lAst moments qing bed not off shoe shopping for her. You do have a point. Sorry I got so bitchy before I just had a fight with my friend and when me and my friends get in fights we both think we're right about everything.
1belieber606 1 month ago
I'm listening to this on Christmas.
Lateralus03 2 months ago
I thought the video was hilarious, but I don't care what anybody says. I like the song "Christmas Shoes."
MrQwertyuiop2 2 months ago
God I love you Patton.
Alana8480 2 months ago
I love the song, but this is hilarious! And I thought the same things about the cashier and the scam.
ilovekelly75 2 months ago
Funny up until the antisemitism and homophobia.
DazzleQuality 2 months ago
I have to say, i can take a joke as much as the next guy, but he should be encouraging the anti-Semite in the audience.
UselessTrivia 2 months ago
@UselessTrivia
You have to realize that there is a way of trivializing racism that effectively is the same as laughing at it.
He's making the Jew so stereotypical that it is no longer a propagandistic anti-Semitic caricature, but a caricature of anti-Semitism itself.
BohemianBlasphemy 2 months ago
@BohemianBlasphemy I would agree if Patton had brought up the Jew thing. But it was an asshole in teh audience.
UselessTrivia 2 months ago
i thank he is hart less .if he had a hart he would not say what he is saying
mrslanzilotti 2 months ago
i hate you this song is amazing! you must not have a heart to make fun of a song thats talking about a kids mom dieing!!!!!! how the fuck is that funny?!?!?!?!?!?!
1belieber606 2 months ago
@1belieber606 definetly agree. all the power to the comedian tho. comedy isnt innocent unless you make fun of everyone so good job, but this was a good song
Jsi1200 2 months ago
@Jsi1200 yea i agree to lol
1belieber606 2 months ago
@1belieber606, the song isn't awful becuase it's sentimental. It's awful because it's terribly written. It's like if SNL did a parody of tacky bad-songs. It starts in a modern day setting of a store, and gives us an anachronistic street urchin who happens to announce to everyone that his mom is about to die and wants to look pretty for Jesus. The conclusion? His Mom died because God wanted to teach the next customer in line the "true meaning" of Christmas. It's fake and insultingly bad.
WastedPo 2 months ago 3
@WastedPo well all of the song is sentimental dumb ass you need to look up the video! i dont think you know the different between fake and non-fake because this type of thing happened to me to so dont judge a book by its cover!!!!!
1belieber606 2 months ago
@1belieber606, I'm sorry if I was rude to you. I don't mind sentiment or Christmas religious themed things. I just don't like the song because I find it insulting. I agree that the image of a kid who thinks shoes will make a meaningful present for his dying Mom is a moving idea, but it's ruined by the couldn't-possibly-be-true details like the kid anouncing to everyone what he's doing, the cashier turning him away, etc. I do like sentiment. I just think that this song feels pandering.
WastedPo 2 months ago
@WastedPo well....yea i guess your right.
1belieber606 1 month ago
@WastedPo excuse me but dontsay sir if you dont know what sex i am!!!! first of all im a girl and second you dont have a heart idf you think that this song is fake and/or hate it because this kind of thing happened to me to so dont judge a book by its cover!!!!! wow everyone starts getting defencive just because i type something!!! ITS A FREE WORLD BITCH I CAN DO WHAT I WANT AND SAY WHAT I WANT!!!! ever herd of freedom of speach? look it up!!!!!
1belieber606 2 months ago
@1belieber606 So few words, yet so much idiocy "ever herd of freedom of speach" I take it you're a product of the American public school system? The song is terrible, you have horrible taste in music, you can't write in your own language, you're obviously incompetent, you should feel ashamed, and nobody cares what you have to say because it has zero value.
Trisket 2 months ago
@1belieber606 People like you are the problem. I HATE HATE HATE This song. The kids mom DYING (D-Y-I-N-G Is how it's spelled BTW), is precisely whats wrong with the song, it's so manipulative and tacky, and if someone doesn't like it or disagrees with it, someone like you will say "you have no heart". I am not going to fall for this cloying, manipulative clap trap. good day sir!
PowerGlove79 2 months ago
@1belieber606
That song is a load of shit. It basically implies god killed/let a kids mom die to remind some random dude what xmas was about. Pathetic.
loner1878 2 months ago
@loner1878 um if you dont know what this song is implying than your the idiot!
god chooses everyone to go at a different time and that was just her time to go! lemme ask you a question how would you feel if your mother was on her death bed and couldnt move worth shit?!?!?!?!?! would you feel bad or would you just over look it and say eh so what my mother is dieing but i really want a pair of new sneakers so she can wait????? put your self in the kids fucking shoes for a minut!!!!!!!!!!!!
1belieber606 1 month ago
@1belieber606
You're the one with the childishly naive view of the song. If I took it in at a superficial level I'd probably like it too. But unfortunately I like to think.
Your little red herring is pathetic. If my mother were dying I wouldn't be spending her last moments shoe shopping like the kid in the song was (maybe you could have inferred that from this video, genius?). Plus there is no god to begin with, so this is ridiculous.
loner1878 1 month ago
@1belieber606 So I got a question for you then, assuming you put yourself in the kid's shoes. Why would you go and buy her shoes during her last moments alive and not be by her side instead? I think this is why the song fails. It tries to tell a feel good message, but the way it does it is messed up. Don't get me wrong, when I 1st heard it I got the intended message too, but the more I listened, the more it kinda scared me.
MrpotatoChips 1 month ago
Pussy cancer LOL
Paulpatine 2 months ago
@Paulpatine - ya you would. have fun with warcraft and never getting laid you child. merry x-mas dirtbag
Jsi1200 2 months ago
@Jsi1200 this is the kind of person that gets off on bob sagat stand up
Jsi1200 2 months ago
check out this same bit on the top of the suggested video list. it's way longer and it's fucking way more hilarious
em129836 8 months ago
I hated this song before, at least now I'll be able to laugh all the way through it because of this, Patton Oswalt Rocks! his comment about giving the pipe was hilarious
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misssarbear11 1 year ago
was just on the radio. thought of this.
evolume 1 year ago
fucking jews man
hahahaha
MsTreasuredChest 1 year ago
That song's fuckin gayyyyyy!!!!
aca28833 1 year ago
what-what-WHAT...? The little boy buried his mama, wearing... hooker shoes? Were those clear heels?
I enjoy when Patton throws in the use of the word "oil" ; he always associates oil with some stench, like in the YourTube clip Cheetos when eeting the Costco Lutheran picnic-sized bag of Cheetos, and your skin pores start oozing this stinky oil BWAAAhahahaha
By the way, the same effect occurs when you eet a whole bag of Oreos, I've found out. Your skin oozes Essence Of Oreo
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago 2
The song and music video is on youtube if anyone wants to actually listen to it. The ending is really fucking creepy with the kids singing.
limbdarkening 1 year ago
@limbdarkening couldn't agree more
Hagathorthegr8 8 months ago
Patton Oswalt is the Bob Dylan of comedians.
burningbeing 1 year ago 4
I actually prefer this version over the other one with the animation. This is the 'rough around the edges' version, and seems a bit better.
The other one, Patton's had time to hone the story down.
uruseiranma 1 year ago
this is funny but i actually like the song christmas shoes
emilyinpeinwithout 1 year ago
@emilyinpeinwithout i agree with you its a funny parody but it is a very good song that has alot of meaning to it.
Breadon92 1 year ago
worst. christmas. song. ever.
footbxr74 1 year ago
kaoliayang, if I played this song for my mom, I'm pretty sure it would kill her. Worst song ever.
willissippi 1 year ago 2
maybe if your mom was dying then maybe u can understand the song...maybe u dont have a fucken MOM u came out of nowhere stupid people
kaoliayang 1 year ago
@kaoliayang whatever jesusfag go back to africa.
kugotsumin 1 year ago
@kaoliayang I love how you suggest he came from nowhere and then call everyone else stupid. I think he understood the song just fine. Look at what he made fun of. He made fun of the clerk being a jerk, how depressing the song is, and how messed up the idea of God killing this kids mom to teach this guy a lesson is.
ismdism 1 year ago
stfu asshole quit hating...it's a good song stupid FUCK
kaoliayang 1 year ago
@kaoliayang Stop bitching you fucking asshat. Hes a COMEDIAN! his job is to TELL JOKES. Fuck god.
guitarguy780 1 year ago
@guitarguy780 I agree with you, but the last two words weren't needed.
AmericanBadass44 11 months ago
I have heard that song. :P It's like something The Onion would do.
tweetspie 2 years ago 13
HAHAHA
I first heard this song in the car and almost crashed.
I tell my friends it is the most evil song and that they are not prepared for it and they don't believe me...
Then I make them listen, and by the end it's like they've been ravaged and the curse my name. Their faces as the song progresses are priceless. This song is EVIL. hahaha
Jerig128 2 years ago
Patton's awesome. Having heard two different recordings of this bit, however, it's clear that he hasn't yet nailed the ending. Nevertheless, Patton is a magnificent SOB.
johnclavis 2 years ago 3
Hahahahaha, I love it. Patton is brilliant.
ohcalcutta81 2 years ago 11