The year is 2011. THINGS have changed. The gulf wars ruined certain middle eastern cities. The swine flu plague of 2009 reduced the population by an infinitesimal fraction. Radiation from the Fukushima Reactor radically altered Japan's level of radioactivity. Technology advanced. Non-bio-engineers have pretended to be human-animal hybrids anyways. Athletes are commonly enhanced with steroids. The internet, a fiber-optic communication network, links everything.
@BubsyThebobcat HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA that is so funny bro HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA XDXDXDXDXDXDXD my eyes are so watery from laughing XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
So wait, they go through all this trouble to set up a sort of Shadowrun-on-cocaine setting with mutants, cyborgs and such, then force us to play as retarded, derped, regular humans? What a horrible joke.
I used to have this on my CD-i. I remember my naive mind feeling the animation stank, now seeing it again I can confirm it does! The game's not too bad, it''s definitely no Streets of Rage though. I used to play this the most only because there were NO decent games on the system!
The animation is just so weird, where did the animators learn that when people move their body wiggles and morphs into different shapes like silly putty?
"Coming to you live from the downtown DC ruins. We got a new team on the block, the naturals. Humans. Not furry, not mutant, not biotic. Alright lets jam with body slam. Three Dog Ooouuut! Giving you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts."
Wow, it sort of reminds me of that old cartoon Mutant League. Except that it looks like crap, is apparently full of furries and is on CD-I. Gee, this has absolutely no chance of eventually becoming a Youtube Poop... not!!!
The millennium wars and the Grey tremor plague were caused by fur fans who did not want to be persecuted no more. So they start a war, and become the catalysts to a new race of furry. That's what I believe.
omfg that was fucking terrible probably the worst attemp at a serious intro.....*reporter tobi bryan the boston bugle... is this a joke?.... NO TOBI THIS IS NOT A JOKE.*
"The Cyber-Net, a fiber-optic communication network, links everything. The rage of the Cyber-Net is Body Slam!"
So basically, that means these people are fighting because they got angry over some futuristic form of the internet? There must be a lot of YouTubers in the year 2068...
0:33 Technology advanced; men are commonly enhanced with silicone implants.
Too bad this wasn't an apocalypse survival game. Instead it's a plotless fighting game where people apparently punch eachother so that mutants can watch it on youtube.
1:22 Raping face
MrUmasama 3 weeks ago
0-36
NIPPLES
SHlNOBl3 1 month ago
It's a - BOY.
:D
NDS42592 1 month ago
So the basics are, we created furries in real life? GOD NO
HomemadeMilkshakes14 1 month ago
HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW, AFTER SIGOURNEY WEAVER...
EponymousKid 2 months ago
Wasn't 00:19 used in a Walrusguy poop?
legomovieman94 2 months ago
Anyone else try to find this after seeing the ytp by mark3611?
Pershingtank 5 months ago 3
furrys hawt
Crazy1Hull 5 months ago
I wouldn't call this game "terrible". Repetitive, mediocre, cheezy, but not "terrible".
MattTheSaiyan 6 months ago 6
The year is 2011. THINGS have changed. The gulf wars ruined certain middle eastern cities. The swine flu plague of 2009 reduced the population by an infinitesimal fraction. Radiation from the Fukushima Reactor radically altered Japan's level of radioactivity. Technology advanced. Non-bio-engineers have pretended to be human-animal hybrids anyways. Athletes are commonly enhanced with steroids. The internet, a fiber-optic communication network, links everything.
LordofBLTs 6 months ago 12
@LordofBLTs The rage of the internet is Youtube Poop!
dynamicsketch 6 months ago
The rage of the cybernet is BARNEYSLAM???
Blossomadorable 7 months ago 6
Dang. I can't believe Animation Magic made these animations. Like that guy's bleeding face, or that extremely suggestive cat-thing.
robertsfunny1995 7 months ago 4
the animals have titties......
MrAppleby56 7 months ago 2
That damn cat mutant almost made a furry out of me. Booooo.
dapperfan44 8 months ago 2
WTF is the great tremor plague?
blacklearjet 8 months ago
@BubsyThebobcat HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA that is so funny bro HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA XDXDXDXDXDXDXD my eyes are so watery from laughing XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
TheRayroark2009 8 months ago
in 0:27, is that Peetree from Land Before Time?
MasterAccount 8 months ago
So wait, they go through all this trouble to set up a sort of Shadowrun-on-cocaine setting with mutants, cyborgs and such, then force us to play as retarded, derped, regular humans? What a horrible joke.
kazen2 9 months ago
At least the voice acting is -slightly- more tolerable
CidSilverWing 9 months ago
Doctor: it's a mutant!
King harkinian: no! It's a boi!
djsamonella1 9 months ago 20
@djsamonella1 That's My Boi
1Dblade333 7 months ago
"The year is 2068: THINGS have changed" is the new "It was a dark and stormy night."
Quikquik98 10 months ago 3
DAMN YOU ANIMATION MAGIC!!!!!
Swampert384 10 months ago
I used to have this on my CD-i. I remember my naive mind feeling the animation stank, now seeing it again I can confirm it does! The game's not too bad, it''s definitely no Streets of Rage though. I used to play this the most only because there were NO decent games on the system!
drewgoloid 11 months ago
1:23 is the ugly'est thing i have EVER seen! OO
Lugnutsthebobcat 11 months ago 3
again im pretty sure those are furries
werewolf873 11 months ago
glad theres hope for the future..
ACDCISCOOLNESS 11 months ago
This is the only thing that the CD-i did worse than their Zelda and Mario games.
jellywillreturn 1 year ago
"THINGS HAVE CHANGED"
No shit.
Gramra 1 year ago
IT'S A MUTANT
Gramra 1 year ago
RAAARRR
Gramra 1 year ago
1:15
Did she flash kick?
PolyRuni 1 year ago
The animation is just so weird, where did the animators learn that when people move their body wiggles and morphs into different shapes like silly putty?
Joebo3 1 year ago
Can you guysn mmake me less wasyed?
DKC60628 1 year ago
The animated cutscenes are bad, but the game itself is a fun "Streets of Rage" rip-off that even the sloppy controls can't ruin.
MattTheSaiyan 1 year ago
@MattTheSaiyan yeah it was....hahaha
ACDCISCOOLNESS 11 months ago
damn furries
Curttehmurt 1 year ago
The big bad's name is "Hetero"?
AnnuallySadPoet 1 year ago
So in the future we'll have a furfags and the internet...
onewingedmoogle 1 year ago
I love this awesome video
RayRoark2011 1 year ago
I loved this game when i was younger... bless the cd-i =)
tehnookster 1 year ago
Watching this video
IT'S LIKE SUICIDE!
Srsly tho it is : /
Reggiefield 1 year ago
Um................WOW
BurpyTheWolf 1 year ago
It's animation magic who made those cartoons scene !
But it's waay better than Mario& Zelda CD-i or I M Meen
Kraftwerk67 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
that old the daemon stone is no match for the mutants
Afrokoopa 1 year ago
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Afrokoopa 1 year ago
HURF DURF DERP
Prnnce 1 year ago
0:36
I just got a stiffy
angryfatkid 1 year ago
@superjay45: Epic fail.
JDart1776 1 year ago
It's... a mutant!
Sniperfire731 1 year ago
The announcer wolf guy.. thing, he almost sounds like a bad impression of the announcer for Crazy Taxi.
.. Is it suppose to be a lion?.. I have no clue what he is suppose to be.
TheMentalcase 1 year ago
@TheMentalcase He's meant to be an homage to "Wolfman Jack", who appears in the film "American Graffiti".
RetroToledo 3 months ago
@RetroToledo ...And was also a real guy.
GilbertSmith 2 months ago
the weird thing about it is that the company that made the link and zelda games made this game!
Dungbeetleproduction 1 year ago
The Zelda CD-i games (save Zelda's Adventure) and Hotel Mario were better, if only because they were far worse animated.
Rubberman202 1 year ago
0:36 - That cat woman is the spoof of the cat woman from Star Trek V.
MasterAccount 1 year ago
@MasterAccount Star Trek V, directed by William Shatner who played Captain Kirk in that movie.
MasterAccount 1 year ago
I can watch that "It's....A MUTANT!" 5000000000000000000 times and still laugh...hahaha
Blossomadorable 1 year ago
at 0:26 - so that's how Jet the Hawk from Sonic Riders is born.
MasterAccount 1 year ago
@MasterAccount that's not the Jet the Hawk, I meant to say Pietre from Land Before Time.
MasterAccount 1 year ago
This game deserves as much attention as the more well-known CD-i games and I.M Meen..
Magitek111 1 year ago 2
hilarious
That1guyusee 1 year ago
que mierda
UzumakiSanji 1 year ago
Is this actually worse than zelda cdi idon't believe it.... I DIDN"T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE!
alragoth2 1 year ago
looks as good as Kart Fighter Nes pirated game.
thedirtys2006 1 year ago
The worlds gay population was reduced by 1/3.
BenMan54321 1 year ago
Humanz arrre obsolite Aewolf! Deez Guyz gotta 'ave a deathwish. Its like... SUICIDE!
IvoryGecko1993 1 year ago
0:13
"Ruined"? The city looks fine to me....
GarlicPudding 1 year ago 2
0:35
woahnipples? what was the market for this game?
Exarian 1 year ago
"The animals have titties."
UshiromiyaReiji 1 year ago
1:11
What is the Demoman doing there?
Whackjood 1 year ago
Its a mutant!!
erickjansenio 1 year ago 2
I have to say that the animation in the intro looks slightly better than the Zelda CD-i games.
RocMegamanX 1 year ago 3
Things... Things have changed
HannibalZeGreat 1 year ago
Hetro Sounds Like the supermutants of Fallout 3...
ColinMedia 1 year ago
1:36 (die laughing)
HoopsAndDinoMan 1 year ago
0:24 I fucking lol'd at the new born baby's voice.
bune88 1 year ago
Wait, the doctor has to pick up the bird baby, and THEN notice its a mutant?
Joebo3 1 year ago 19
This is possibly even worse than the Zelda CD-i ones. My brain died.
Khelhemn 1 year ago
i wonder whats for bleeeding DINNER
kaiokendo 1 year ago
No, they have created furries!
landioma 1 year ago 3
Good Lord, a CD-i game with furries! O_O.....
CaptainTooner 1 year ago 2
"Coming to you live from the downtown DC ruins. We got a new team on the block, the naturals. Humans. Not furry, not mutant, not biotic. Alright lets jam with body slam. Three Dog Ooouuut! Giving you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts."
solocitizen 1 year ago
@solocitizen good one
lugnuts299 1 year ago
NO WAI!!! So CD-i had games BESIDES Hotel Mario and the Mah Boi Zeldas?
R8erNation636 1 year ago
Is this for kids?
Those female furry bionic mutants had giant boob's and their nipples were sticking out..
:I
LazyFatDude 1 year ago
@LazyFatDude I don't think it's for kids :|
portal1337 1 year ago
@LazyFatDude sexiess furries
kaiokendo 1 year ago
That announcer guy is annoying!
SquadalaMaster 1 year ago
Ladys and mentlegen, The birth of furries
JER12700 1 year ago 3
BODY SLAM PREDICTED 2012.
EATshitanddrinkbleac 1 year ago
disturbing!
MBloodT 1 year ago
the animals have titties XD
Teraprinny 1 year ago
THESE HUMANS ARE OBSALEETAWOO!
spritefan125 1 year ago
i wonder how this would have worked as an animated series in the 90s...
MGTRANSFORMER 1 year ago
With these animators. It wouldn't.
Bastiest 1 year ago
nope, it wouldnt.
but put it in the hands of the animators of Mutant League, and maybe it can be salvaged.
seriously, im looking at this and Mutant League pops into my head.
MGTRANSFORMER 1 year ago
Wouldn't have worked. However, it's crappy enough for the 80's.
R8erNation636 1 year ago
you got that right.
MGTRANSFORMER 1 year ago
AAHHHH!! Furies!!
DaddyWalrusguy 1 year ago
this is so laughably bad XD
spunkeez 1 year ago 2
The guy at 0:30 has implants.
Maniaxe613 1 year ago 3
Athletes are enhanced? Don't we already have that? Better ask Tiger Wood's mistresses.
R8erNation636 1 year ago
.......FURFAGGOTRY!!!!!!
F0nkyNinja 1 year ago
I dare ya to fuck the enclosed instruction book!
ChoujiMan 2 years ago
Uh oh. In seven years a plague will come. At least I'll have my hover conversion by then.
ahshorn 2 years ago 7
We got a new team on the block...the Naturals! But first, let's play some Kuh-raaaaaazy Taxi!
GarthTheDestroyer 2 years ago 6
0:43 - 0:49 A FIBER. OPTIC. COMMUNICATION. NETWORK. LINKS. EVERYTHING. It's almost like they YTP'd themselves there.
omfg0teh0greatizzle 2 years ago
The narrator sounds a lot like Paul Eiding, the guy most famous for voicing Col. Campbell in the MGS series.
TheEternalOverlord 2 years ago
0:29 It's a BOY
Pageboy72 2 years ago 5
Yep and this was exactly why the CDI Failed!
BeRad117 2 years ago
The animals have titties
Noiderna 2 years ago 29
This has been flagged as spam show
Whoa the first seconds really remember me of All Your Base Are belong to us
thomasm3ij3r 2 years ago
Wow, it sort of reminds me of that old cartoon Mutant League. Except that it looks like crap, is apparently full of furries and is on CD-I. Gee, this has absolutely no chance of eventually becoming a Youtube Poop... not!!!
EpsilonEagle123 2 years ago
My soul died while watching this
DoomZappo 2 years ago 20
IT'S, LIKE, SUICIDE!!!
xOnyxTheHedgehogx 2 years ago 4
Aw shit. ANOTHER correction.
0:37
LNERfan 2 years ago
0:35
That looks like a furfag version of the Spitter from Left 4 Dead 2 minus the bloated gut and the absent lower jaw.
LNERfan 2 years ago 2
Correction. 0:38 is what I was talking about.
LNERfan 2 years ago
IT'S LIKE............. SUICIDE!
LNERfan 2 years ago
so this is what ganon was up to
Magnetrode 2 years ago 4
RUIN THE WORLD'S CITIES is what Ganon's up to!
DoomZappo 2 years ago 4
Furries have gone too far...
grantrick1 2 years ago 6
The art style in this game reminds me of Superjail, especially when it showed the doctors.
MFruitProductionsLTD 2 years ago
Oh lol this is terrible and why furries shouldn't exist
TheCoincidence 2 years ago
LOL
JuanRamosG 2 years ago
They tried too hard.
Pageboy72 2 years ago
Under used YTP material. PEOPLE! Use this. SEROIUSLY!
RyuGoomba 2 years ago
LOL THIS IS FUNNY
sailorsillystars 2 years ago
The millennium wars and the Grey tremor plague were caused by fur fans who did not want to be persecuted no more. So they start a war, and become the catalysts to a new race of furry. That's what I believe.
P3WNAGE 2 years ago 5
ma boi!
tiniracoon 2 years ago 2
I thought Ganon and his minions ruined the world's cities? (Mario and Luigi Travel Through Time)
solocitizen 2 years ago 4
lol yeah, and the gray spaghetti plaque of 2017
thekorn09 2 years ago 4
i swear this game was made by furries.
also,
*gets scratched by mutant baby thing*
ITS A BOI
and 0:47
its called a series of tubes(AKA internet).
vata235 2 years ago
Even in the grim darkness of the bombed-out future, catgirls still look like supermodels.
belgurdo 2 years ago 2
All there was to do on the Cybernet is watch Youtube Poops.
dynamicsketch 2 years ago 6
...What?...
Zhaileo 2 years ago
All serios then BOOM! MTV. WTF
hahahaha it makes you think how many suckers where hiding on newyears 2000
The lost a good new years
Sophiedogdiggsmouse 2 years ago
Are there any good games for the CD-I?
Squadalha 2 years ago
it would have been a good storyline, if only it wasnt made my cdi :( lol
chavbusterdean 2 years ago
Rack Saxxon. Brock Sampson's alter ego?
Swimmingchao 2 years ago 2
I smell a YTP movie intro!
RISKED911 2 years ago 5
omfg that was fucking terrible probably the worst attemp at a serious intro.....*reporter tobi bryan the boston bugle... is this a joke?.... NO TOBI THIS IS NOT A JOKE.*
BATTERIESc 2 years ago 2
the cybernet? didn't a video game developer know what the internet was back in 1994?
themanwithnonose 2 years ago 4
(gets scratched)
ITS A MUTANT.
OptionallySavage 2 years ago 3
(gets scratched)
ITS A BOY!
alienmasterfrich 2 years ago 7
lol thats from walrus guy
Ecowildfish 2 years ago
looks awful but at least it looks like a game
themanwithnonose 2 years ago
:26 now watching this my life has been changed
Intentspunk19 2 years ago
ITS LIKE.... SUECIDE!!!!!
XD
afsbjah2 2 years ago
Fucking furries, I KNEW they couldn't be trusted.
Hauntzor 2 years ago 7
what a terrible future....
SkylerFlamemaster 2 years ago 2
0:39
It's evil Bucky O'Hare
madfather 2 years ago 2
Fucking furries.
DraggyTheDragon 2 years ago
Wow! Just when you thought that the Wand of Gamelon waas bad....jeez. Although, I had to laugh at the commentator who sounds a lot like Wolfman Jack.
vikingman202 2 years ago
0:36 is the most WIN part
mtallmen184 2 years ago
XD the cdi always makes me laugh.
loosepoopmoose 2 years ago 2
"The Cyber-Net, a fiber-optic communication network, links everything. The rage of the Cyber-Net is Body Slam!"
So basically, that means these people are fighting because they got angry over some futuristic form of the internet? There must be a lot of YouTubers in the year 2068...
PapaGonzales 2 years ago 19
Even worse, they're all furries!!!
Guernicaman 2 years ago 3
@PapaGonzales
the "rage" of something is something that is popular.
VolkColopatrion 1 year ago
CYBERNET
SKYDYNE
WHERE IS THE FUTURE
Gaaraguy13 2 years ago 2
DAMN THOSE FURRIES!!
ridjf 2 years ago 6
I think if I had been on this production team I definitely would have committed suicide by now.
Bloodletter8 2 years ago
The animation in this isn't as horrendous as the Zelda games, but MAN. I could pause at 1:21 and laugh for the rest of my life.
PissoPuyo 2 years ago 6
EXTREME!!!
captainstewpid 2 years ago
The Internet OOPS I'M SORRY the Cybernet is evil.
Zarode 2 years ago
Animation on this is pretty good. Especially compared to Zelda.
Too bad they didn't make the actually sprites cool looking like the cartoons.
benjaminshinobi 2 years ago
FALLOUT 4 LEAKED!!!
bomber4 2 years ago 15
0:33 Technology advanced; men are commonly enhanced with silicone implants.
Too bad this wasn't an apocalypse survival game. Instead it's a plotless fighting game where people apparently punch eachother so that mutants can watch it on youtube.
THE CYYYBERNETTTT, feel the raaaage!
Platypoid 2 years ago 2
the animals have titties
spritefan125 2 years ago 9
It's like.........SUICIDE!
SpamNapkin 2 years ago 2
...did hetro genocide say "Humans are obsoleteaboo?
trueMMAgirl1215 2 years ago
I think it's "Humans are obsolete, Airwolf"
Airwolf is the guy with the mic. At least I think so.
Whelt 2 years ago
Didn't the guy with the mic say his name was L. Whoop Jam? I'm pretty sure that's what he's saying.
PapaGonzales 2 years ago
I thought it was Airwolf Jam.
Whelt 2 years ago
this is crap.
but it is animated 9001 times better than the CDi Zelda intros.
ChupenmelaTodos 2 years ago
God this reminds me of a shitty Uwe Boll movie.
longbowgold67 2 years ago
ITS A BOI!
Romengame 2 years ago 5
Your majesty, I.M Meen and his mutants have seized the island of Kurodai!
LazerLuger 2 years ago 2
0:37
Definetly a furry.
jokemasterslifer 2 years ago