Eddie Izzard - Unrepeatable - Horror Movies

[WinterDark117]

15 people were killed by axe murderers

[Pap9]

from which show is it?

[GilraenLuinwe]

'dracula...or dracul!...or drac!... or d-...'

[FlameFeathers]

Vlad the Impaler with his jam trousers!

[ycl260779]

The way eddie uses "fuck" generally isn't in an offensive manner. To be honest, with internet forums, chatrooms, online games/etc the word has been used so often it has really lost its "offensive" edge, imo.

[eclairlumiere1]

Omg, I watch loads of horror films. Both good and bad ones. And every second of this vid is so true! :D

[futurestarish]

Noooo, fingers.

[ThatsMrPumpkinhead2U]

Enjoy his humour so much! Favorites on my channel. : )

[RHJunior]

Seriously though, the original Dracula was perfectly capable of walking about in daytime. It's just that from noon to sunset he was completely powerless.

[ElvisChrist6]

Holy shit! Does the tune he hums at 8:37 sound like anything else?

"I'm the Devil, I love metal!!!"

[yamaraja87]

if only he knew about Twilight at that time..

[Gleefreak47]

Abitha, Tabitha, and Bagitha. Lol

[TheAmethystDreamer]

Even he knew of the power of the badger.

It isn't scared of anything.

[sassy1988]

Eddie's words of wisdom: Always listen to the scary music! LMAO Freakin' awesome bit.

[squamish4244]

Notice how he didn't swear once? I'm not some moral guardian, and I know he does swear in other sketches, but I think a lot of comedians swear a blue streak to make up for lack of material. In other words, he's very talented.

[snailkit]

@squamish4244 Sorry to burst your bubble, but at 6:57:

"...you fucked up." "Yes I did, I planned to fuck up there, just to show you how to escape from fuck-up."

[squamish4244]

@snailkit Oops, twice in ten minutes? My bad.

[Jodabomb24]

@snailkit I think his point was that he doesn't do it nearly as often as others, like Robin Williams or Eliot Chang.

[snailkit]

@Jodabomb24 granted. it's just that I was watching that bit at the exact moment I read that comment. I got his point, It's just that his example was kind of moot considering his packing in of three (non-offensive, mind you) uses of "fuck" in a couple seconds.

[smg0is0a0goddess]

@squamish4244 at 6:58 he says fuck three times :)

[squamish4244]

@smg0is0a0goddess Please excuse my grievous error. He's a regular Louis CK now.

[MrBowieTube]

@squamish4244 It would appear that he actually swore four times. He uses swearing a lot, but uses it in a very clever way.

[squamish4244]

@MrBowieTube That's the difference.

[animelover5076]

the questionaire bit had me crying with laughter XD

[Hakkai87]

I find it highly ironic that Eddie Izzard was actually in a DRacula film, Shadow of the Vampire. You should check it out!

[bananaman325]

oh no some mysterious noise in my basement, i better go down and check, in my panties.

[DragonXaI]

Castle Dracula looks like Hell on TOAST!!!!!! lol

[2010msjd]

nuhhh nuh...nuuuhhh.nuh...nuuuh nuh...lalalalalalaa :') classic

[zoratz2010]

14 people diddn't use fingers

[ThatGothicChick]

I want Eddie Izzard to play the next Count Dracula.

[hilkat05]

Eddie Izzard you are so funny...... I look forward to seeing all your videos.

[kiwwwwy]

haha awsome XD and so true

[shootthis123]

Count Chocula makes a better vampire than Edward Cullen.

[sugarnads]

the bridge has been blown up by squirrels hah

[sugarnads]

@DrummerBoy93100 he does that i think cuz his accent lends itself to doing james mason impersonations

and JM was pretty fookin cool

[WalterLiddy]

The idea they can't come out in the daytime is an invention of the movies. Dracula could and did go out in the day in the book.

[Lunarbell1]

I swear he always use the words "jelly" and" "jam". xD

[stargirl1796]

@Tigergoroar More like: Lestat>Dracula>Fairy>Edward >:|

[goldenphoenixnaruto]

@stargirl1796 Amen.

[fallingfirenze]

"Oh, sorry.."

Such a polite Dracula

[sammyblot]

LOVe this sooo much!!!!



[HECKproductions]

lucky this came out before twighlight

[DasNutellamaedchen]

NEVER have lunch during an Eddie Izzard Video. I just almost chocked to death on my rice because I had to laugh so hard at 2:30 .

[JAGuar18858]

hell on toast! xD

[DeathsBestBitch]

My vampire hero is a bloodthirsty, lust driven beast that would kill me if it wasn't for the fact I was his blood slave *drooling* Not a sparkleing douche. Blood and gore = VAMPIRE. Sparkleing Douche = Lady Gaga's best freind (no offence ment to Lady Gaga fans)

[kaerowyn]

@DeathsBestBitch "(no offense ment to Lady Gaga fans)" -- I think she calls her fans her "Monsters," after the album. If not, I have no problem admitting that I'm wrong. :)

[HisUnwantedDelilah]

@DeathsBestBitch I want to offend Lady Gaga's fans :D Maybe they'll come to their senses.

[raynelycan]

Had to clean soda off my monitor at 5:35.

[Squiddi666]

The whole orchestra is following him got me good XD ahh i love eddie <3 always makes me laugh

[SuperJosephVincent]

evil dead is a B-Horror movie..... I think

[raynelycan]

@SuperJosephVincent Check out the musical... It gets worse.

[SuperJosephVincent]

@raynelycan you've got to be joking me.... evil dead musical? I loved the movies but damn what the fuck

[raynelycan]

@SuperJosephVincent Search YouTube for "What the F*** was that? 2.0 (Evil Dead The Musical)" It should be the first song.

[SuperJosephVincent]

@raynelycan yeah saw it..... who's bad now

[raynelycan]

@SuperJosephVincent lol

[AngellusLovegood]

@miawkohaku The "My grandmother is on fire" is pretty good too. But thats another clip. Possibly another show too.

[PPSTrailers]

Agatha, Tagatha, Bagatha, and James Mason.

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

@xscaredycatx Your bloody well right there!  It really was lovely.

[madawgexploded]

13 people are low powered vampires

[Faronadriel]

but.. but.. the original dracula could go out in the daytime

[AngellusLovegood]

@Faronadriel Could he? No he couldn't! I remember from the book that the Harkers see him in London or something, but it's in the evening, isn't it? He lies in his coffin at the day, doesn't he?!

[Faronadriel]

@AngellusLovegood Yeah he could, just during the day he was weakened and lost all his powers, like shapeshifting, weather control, super strength, etc, and for this reason he would sleep through the day. It wasn't until the film Nosferatu in 1922 that vampires got a deadly reaction to sunlight and since that film they all reacted badly to sunlight. They just needed a different ending to avoid copyright issues, but in the end they still got sued and had to destroy all copies, though some survived

[KOOLanash]

@AngellusLovegood no Dracula can go out during the day in the novel. Mina and Harker see him in a park during the day following a young woman. He does lie in his coffin during the day usually, but he can go out if he wants.

[AngellusLovegood]

@KOOLanash yeah, I've been corrected, you're not the first. I know my misstake now! Problem with vampires are that there is so many contradicting accounts. You get massively confused. Including Eddie, apparently.

[yamifangurl]

13 people didn't listen to the music...

[Hakkai87]

What I think is especially funny about this is that Eddie Izzard was in a film called, "Shadow of the Vampire" about the filming of "Nosferatu" in which Count Orlack was a real vampire.

[spootization]

castle dracula is hell on toast! -my morning toast-

[Eeveemagic33]

lol I love this guy! SO funny! not to mention it's true get a darn chainsaw, i'm sure that'll help. And insted of carring garlic eat it, it repels people, vampiers and virus...and all animals. 

[aoihopewind]

13 people have no sense of humor.

[TankyRampage]

if a pig comes by castle dracula on a tuesday playing a banjo...

[Deadwing6]

omg love when he does the 'waaaahhhhhh- ohh sorry' vampire bit :D

[itasakufan14]

edward isnt a vampire he is a fuckin fuck head!!! >:3

[MusicIsLife410]

It's true Eddie, if only they would pay attention to the music. Also, have pity on us cellists we rarely get the melody as it is. ;_;

[shousiie]

"Look! There is something moving in the forest about 8 miles away!!" "...I'll go and check."

"Oh it IS an axe murderer! It IIIIIIISSSSS!!!"

ROFL!

[whataboutredlorry]

I hurt myself laughing at the vampire on the trolley

[LipSinc300]

@HerrMorbitzer lol

[LipSinc300]

@HerrMorbitzer lol is that a real movie or just stomething u made up??

either way... LMFAOLMFAO!!

[LipSinc300]

@HerrMorbitzer lol is that real?

[LipSinc300]

Its true though

These heroines always make the dumbest move.

[xcandyslutx]

The people who disliked this video are clearly Twilight fans who cannot appreciate REAL vampires, like Drac. ;)

[jimmythehand1000]

@xcandyslutx dont you mean D?

[xcandyslutx]

@jimmythehand1000 I'm not sure if I know him well enough yet to call him D.

[jimmythehand1000]

@xcandyslutx lol

[Howlngwolff]

12 people couldnt make a cross from their fingers

[bubblerei]

THIS IS SOOO TRUE! i wonder does the finger work? XD

[hpaparuaafe]

observe entire edition of the following video right here from avatz . n e t remove spaces

[Gilari]

Low powered vampire? Hey, it's Edward! All he can do is sparkle.

[AngellusLovegood]

@Gilari Good point! Just one problem in that logic - edward is no vampire, he's just an idiot who drinks blood and has glitter in his hair (or face or someting). BIG difference.

[CrazyViper2783]

genius. nuff said.

[NicoKenRawr]

He sang the Super Metroid theme at about 8:37!

[nyves104]

12 people don't know fingers

[winkerbean1]

let's go camping in the forest of death and blood!...

[Johnnycatmeow]

@Asenath33 Not that this is relevant, but I absolutely adore Wings of Desire.

[jadedmandolin]

12 low powered vampires

[CrazyKitty789]

@xscaredycatx You still can. But that's a little known fact nowadays.

[haj057]

which movie is this from?

[MsSarjen]

@xscaredycatx "I am Dracula, I am here!" "But you're on a trolley, mate".

[Kulakmolot]

"piss off you, cellists!" XD

[Slycooper14]

that thing that came from somewhere! lol! so true!

[Asenath33]

angels are the new thing apparently, which annoys me as I am mid short story composition about one.

Vampires phut. Passe.

Great bit of stand up anyway.

[ikkedoch]

@Asenath33 ehm yeah. There's still a shitstorm of crappy vampire novels/movies/series out there and probably still in the making. Not just Twilight. And it's too early to say it's passe. (will be glad when it's over though) Also I can't think of anything new involving angels, so can you tell me about it?

[MrsLovett112]

@ikkedoch And suddenly all aspiring writers see this comment. Thanks a lot, you've started a wave of angel books :D

[ikkedoch]

@MrsLovett112 No problem at all, no one's going to force you to buy them ":D"

[sopralto817]

@ikkedoch One can only hope.

[patu8010]

@Asenath33 Ah, you mean the vampire Angel. :P

[Asenath33]

angels are the new thing apparently, which annoys me as I am mid short story composition about one.

Vampires phut. Passe.

[dht23]

@xscaredycatx i agree but wouldnt it be great  if eddie disected twilight for us

[sopralto817]

@dht23 Oh, I SO hope that he does that!

[dht23]

@sopralto817 I know right!!

[HECKproductions]

piss off you cellists!! dont follow me into the forest!! xD awesome

[CrazyViper2783]

@xscaredycatx too bad you just brought it up:P

[bananafence]

eddie izzard is the greatest stand up i have ever seen, a TRUE original with an imagination thats never been matched

[No1mjfan88]

im in tears of laughter lol, hes soo funny and awesome, love him.

[samwimbush]

I James Mason will go there, come Agathia, Tabitha and Bagatha, lets go to Castle Dracula and increase the plot of this film

awesome!!

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

Dracula OWNS Edward Cullen's sparkly ass! >:|

[AngellusLovegood]

@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox A pigeon owns cullens sparkly ass. He's not a vampire, just an idiot with stalking tendencies!

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

@AngellusLovegood - You speak the truth, my friend. You speak the truth. ^^

[AngellusLovegood]

@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox And people (mostly girls I guess) find him attractive?! How?! Mayer should have to wrtie "I shall not teach teenage girls to have low self esteem and make the wrong choises" on a blackboard 50 million times, if nothing else to keep her to occupied to ever do it again! Yrk.

[Sm0k4bl3]

@AngellusLovegood Same happened with bieber didn't it? I think girls between the age of 8 and 12 don't have that part in the brain to think straight yet

[AngellusLovegood]

@Sm0k4bl3 Nah, those girls can think. It's those between 13 and, like... 18 that's slightly... unspeakable. But yes, they seem straight-thinking-uncapable.

[sailorgemstone]

@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox xD It would seem as the years go on everything just gets gayer. Vampires used to scare me when I was a child. Now... I don't even feel the need to finish that.

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

@sailorgemstone - Agreed. I was actually fascinated by the various myths of such beings as a child but Twilight almost killed my infatuation with them. ALMOST.

[VitallyPicturesque]

Note to self: Avoid cellists in the forest.

[Protesthedrummer7]

Best comedian ever!

1. Eddie izzard

2. Jim gaffigan

3. Robin Williams

4. Sam kinison

5. Ricky gervais

[MsSarjen]

@Protesthedrummer7 Hey, what about the pythons?

[bigreddawg91]

@xscaredycatx great times...

[dht23]

@xscaredycatx ah yes... I miss those days.

[AndyTheNihil]

"look..somebody's moving in the forest about 8 miles away...... I'll go and check..."...X-D

[MsSarjen]

@AndyTheNihil Haha!!! "It IS you!!"

[qrrbrbirbel2]

@AndyTheNihil Dont forget your thimble! :)

[SleepingInTheFire]

12 arseholes have watched this video

[IssyRedbird]

Dracula or Dracul or Drac or D. XD The funniest part for me is when he tells a pretend cellist to leave him alone, because I play the cello. :)

[kane0518]

Hahaha, I love Eddie...."I'll pass on this, my cat's exploded"

[MsSarjen]

@kane0518 Haha, yes. Hillarious. The funniest thing about these films are always that the characters are so bleedin' dumb. Like "what the F are you going there for?? You know it's stupid! I mean it, nononononoNONO! ... oh well, too late, you're dead now". Big rule for a horror - never walk alone.

[xXxFalstaffxXx]

'those questionaire people' LOL

[IInventedIrony]

@xscaredycatx Amen to that

[SariannaJ]

I love Bagitha XD

[gwaji1234]

no fingerz... aah sorry

[ErnilEnNaur]

As far as I am concerned, this is as good as Izzard has ever been. Simply brilliant.

[MaysLilStar]

@LoriCiani - If the Nostromo crew had listened to us viewers, they'd all be alive and Aliens probably wouldn't have happened. Well, either that or we would have deliberately talked them to their doom much faster, not sure which. ^_^ Personally, I could name more than a few movie characters I'd love to BS into frollocking to their deaths!

[JamesFarrkoff]

"Castle Dracula looks like hell on toast!"

Possibly my favourite sentence in the history of... well... sentences, I suppose.

[LoriCiani]

This reminded me of when I saw the original Alien film at the cinema. I was thinking, "No, don't stick your head over that alien egg thing, you've just seen the contents move and you are way too close...oh, too late." Anybody else annoyed about how stupid the crew of the Nostromo seemed to be?

[moonlitsky110]

@xscaredycatx i can fully agree wiv u on that

[anakshamumun]

The bridge is been blown up by squirrels!

[Lytening]

"Ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhh Iiiiii diiieeee tragicalllllyyyyyy..." LOL

"We'd all do sign of the cross, stake through the heart, and garlic bread."

[fitzhalim]

piss off you cellists

[bo0bae]

@xscaredycatx I don't think twilight existed the time this was filmed x)

[Johannahlee]

@bo0bae but you know that if it did exist at this time, Eddie Izzard would have said something hilarious about it

[IssyRedbird]

Dracula or Dracul or Drac or D. XD XD XD XD

[jonmonr464]

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Eddie Izzard - Unrepeatable - Horror Movies

[customcartoons]

"piss off ya cellists!" they wander off all butt-hurt... XD

[IssyRedbird]

@customcartoons I was watching this last night and when he said that I laughed because I play the cello. XD

[Snafuski]

Back in my day there were all night horror shows for a quid in London- started at 11 pm went on til about 8 am, breakfast served (coffee and a scone or sumpin). Saw dozens of the shittiest films.... In one, a castle burns at the end and the next one opens with the same castle intact.

[Snafuski]

Back in my day there were all night horror shows for a quid in London- started at 11 pm went on til about 8 am, breakfast served (coffee and a scone or sumpin). Saw dozens of the shittiest films.... In one, a castle burns at the end and the next one opens with the same castle intact.

[MrHeadingley]

@Snafuski and didn't you have to run home quick before the dinosaurs got you too?

[Snafuski]

@MrHeadingley ---- No, it was more like Vincent Price .... Tomb of Ligeia, Mask of the Red Death, Theater of Blood, etc... Diana Rigg, Peter Lorre... Only one night I staggered into all night Elvis Presley Movies, and mid way through the first I fell into a deep slumber .

[GabrielPFoulkes]

remember when vampires sucked blood, not cock. Those were the days :)

[jgonnerman85]

Folks round here aren't from round here!

[tehverybestcomment]

The part about Vlad and Sean Connery is hilarious :D Such a good comedian! :)

[cuckoo61]

@xscaredycatx sorry, but i have to say this: "few people know that vampires emit a glittering glow when exposed to light" and eddie would go "NO THEY DON'T"

[mLori71]

OMG...I love Eddie!!!

[Emprorer8]

Na na na na na na na na....Lalalalala...Lol!

[tmhaxq]

"Piss off, you cellists!" xD

[PellimusPrime]

xDDDDD "La la la la la la la~"

oh my god xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Yermog]

Oh, oh it is an ax murderer! *calls back* IT IS!

[youcandance12345]

perhaps garlic bread is a starter

"Dracula, or Dracul, or Drac, or D! Depends on how well