Prego Diaries #7: Shut Up or I'll Ninja Chop You!

[JuliaVSJuliaFilms]

I want to see the child!

[jenluv37]

@JuliaVSJuliaFilms I have videos up of her on this channel. :)

[SeductionsMuse]

LMAO! This is so funny. I am only 10 weeks and feeling crappy as ever but gosh this is hilarious. Thanks for this vid.... A lot.

[gtchevalier]

terrible

[Ameera12Honey]

awesome video i really like it even thouhgh im only 12 lol

[bwings]

I have had a lot of "Are you trying to be thin?! You do realize you have to eat for the baby!" when I was going through the morning sickness and couldn't eat at all!!!

[nattiewashere]

I love this ..you are great!

[dreamflight6000]

I'm so tired of people telling me how full my face is getting!! I'm only 18 weeks! I cried for a whole day and night. This was a fun video! You cheered me up!

[2915091]

OK GOOD

[UchihaRubyStar]

=] u thinkin of being a partner? u should! ^_^

[richardfanx3]

LOL @ the miscarriage comment!

[springflowerchild]

hilarious and so true. At least you haven't gotten, "Are you sure you're not having twins?"

[12valvepower1]

pregos are goddesses

[wrathofcell]

W.O.W Fuckign epic. your awesome. Wish my Girlfriend would talk about ninjas and stuff. Oh well.

[Eliott1L2T]

but I wanna touch your belly... :'(  oh well

[BigFatBetty]

If anybody wants to touch my belly, they're more than welcome, but I'm not pregnant.

I have been told that if you put your ear next to my belly button, you can hear the ocean roar, but my ear won't reach my belly button so I'm afraid I can't verify it.

[IM1deadMONEY]

Nice vid, i always thought it was creepy when someone says "oh, let me feel the baby" because there is no normal circumstance where you just walk up and touch a womans belly. In fact even my friends wife who was proud said"Oh feel him, he's kicking" and i had to decline. It's my friends wife!!! - is what i said to myself!!!!

[XxCherryXColaxX]

so true!

[moonlightkisu]

that's because at that moment .. they are.

It's only a human being, ya know! ;)

[shacklefordsystems]

You are really cute! I hope your man takes good care of you and your baby! You deserve it!

[robinboyo]

pregnant people just say they are because they are just actually fat. being pregnant is a myth

[moonlightkisu]

you're right, it is .. so that must mean you don't really exist.

[eviemun]

hahah the whole student nurse bit made me laugh so hard!

[economiclube]

Holy crud, it's like.. Almost 2 weeks until your due date.

Wow. Time flies.

[jenluv37]

I know! 19 days! AHHHHHH!! :D

[MsButtermuffin]

YOU GO GIRL!!!!

[marroki12345]

♥LoL♥

[Landwolf85]

but sh'es beautifulla!

[ohemgeshorty]

LOL! This was awesome! Nice job! :)

[celestialsam]

That was brilliant. :P

[coopoo23]

im so happy for you :] haha your sense of humor is amazing ur gonna be a great mother.

[jenluv37]

Cheese and Mastud, don't worry about this jackhole. Being sort of "featured" brings out all the wackos. He's just the only one that's still around and doesn't realize that I've made over 100 videos before this displaying the same personality/expressions etc. and that ya'll know me a bit by now.

And it makes me sad that he uses the name Silent Bob and is such a moron. Kevin Smith would be ashamed. :P

[SilentBob420BMFJ]

i just watched another 30 seconds of your video.. cmon now, your only half serious with this stuff, i mean obviously if it were 100% serious, then you would just have a camera in front of your face and give advice and/or say how your doing.. you make it like a comedy sketch, i mean cmon.. "prego diaries"? that alone sounds like a comedy

[jenluv37]

You can't really be this clueless, can you? Really? It has to be an act . . .

;)

[bugucu]

anlıom seni

[Lindathemightywitch]

"defensive pregnant people" are dumb, they are not the only ones with feelings!

[mastud]

***goes into ninja mode and embarassingly goes wwhooooaaahhheeeee". Nuff said. :( :)

[SilentBob420BMFJ]

can somebody tell me if this is for real, or if she is mocking all the crazy bitches out there? it seems that this is a total mock on crazy pregnant bitches.. i mean the word prego alone is mocking.. i just watched the first 30 seconds or so, and those look like some crazy bitches that would go off on you for the smallest things.. the kind of crazy bitches that would purposely get pregnant just so you wouldnt leave them

[mastud]

Silentbob420... Jen is not like that. Grow up or get out of the parents basement. Sunlight is a cure my friend, i think you need to get cured. All the best. Mastud.

[Catnip11147]

POWER TO THE PREGOS!!!

[SilentBob420BMFJ]

prego sounds like something you would put on your spaghetti, and sounds retarded.. these prego diaries CANNOT be for real.. look at her face when she is talking, she has that look like she is about to laugh cuz she cant keep a straight face cuz this stuff is so ridiculous.. and mastud, we all know that if you move out of your parents basement that AUTOMATICALLY means you cant be an asshole and will magically be more mature right? ya i dont think so.. i will always be an asshole to stupid bitches

[Elphyrafire]

Man I wish I had come across this earlier!!!

[jenluv37]

I just posted it a little while ago! Go see it!

:D

[SilentBob420BMFJ]

you know whats hilarious? holding a cup between a naked pregnant womans legs and kicking her in the stomach.. its like a juicer, a bunch of blood and fluid comes out.. mmm

[XxxLocDog92xxX]

wtf???um thats sick man

[Catnip11147]

Awesome! Little Peanut's gonna be in good hands. Like I posted in episode 6, Men don't have babies...because men ARE BABIES! As a man, I am the first to admit it! The World's Strongest Man is a big puss bag compared to the World's Strongest Woman!

[prongsmwpp]

I can't believe some of the comments people are leaving. They're just cruel.

This is the first video of yours I've seen, but I hope everything's going well and I think you're quite funny.

[jenluv37]

Despite the content of this video, I do have quite a thick skin. I just think about how sad their lives must be that making fun of people on the internet was tops on their list of things to do.

And thank you for the kind comment, new friend. :D

[GimbleTheWizard]

Funny. What's interesting (well, to me anyway) is that my wife is also pregnant. She is also a CNA/stundent for RN. On top of that, she's a 3rd degree black belt in American Tae Kwon Do/Sport Karate.

So, like yeah, I can relate... :P

[jenluv37]

Haha! That's awesome! Watch out for HER ninja chop! Hahaha! Congratulations on the expansion of your family, hon. :D

[subzero67]

Congrats on being pregnant. Also pregnant woman scare me cause they get angry easily and over little stuff like not changing the milk.

[BunkNasty]

Starving, talentless actress gets knocked up and smells gold mine, story at 11

[ieetsababies]

lawl miscarraige

[lindmando]

jugs=nice

[lilcrumpet1]

your not funny but best of luck with your kid. hope he/she will be as sexy as me

[EnemyAce88]

Lay off the coffee or the kid will need ritalin.

[steinquest]

good editing, content imitative

[dudeofpwn]

y-o-u-a-r-e-g-a-y

[liamfirefighter]

hey~i thoroughly enjoyed ur video..I have an 11 week old so I can really relate...U r extremely creative, and funny..I love your approach on things...best of luck !!!!

[Sangheilios]

Normal people who can use the internet.

[WrittenxHeart]

gawd. i love you!

[Barnekkid]

I thought this was about spaghetti sause...

[musosf]

Hi Jen - great to get another progress report in your own Jen-style. Wow, less than a month now! Hugs to you and Johnny and a belly rub for the baby (but only if you're cool with that, no ninja chop wanted here... :)

[dardar327327]

What is the matter with you people!

[hypermt]

pretty funny, but at the same time boring

[independentparty]

HILLARY '08

[toll1907]

fuck u

[mrlandowski]

I'm 20 weeks... and I got all the same comments. But, I love people saying I'm not looking preggo :)

[gwenstefanimylove]

thanks for sharing. Very funny;)

[FireAngel4536]

lol

[gamma68]

This chick is NOT pregnant

[thethespian12]

hahaha i love it. Good stuff :)

[zanny4me]

HEY EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET, I HAD SEX!!! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!! shut up already-

[GimbleTheWizard]

Serriously - does she seem like a bad person? Do you really think she deserves people being an ass about it?

It looks like she's a happy person, having a little fun. 

I see no reason to be negative.

However, I do see people here that I'm a bit embarrassed to say are apart of the human race. You hide behind a monitor and keyboard and then think you're high and mighty.

Step back and take a look at yourself. You don't have to be superman - just be a decent person.

[pep2hot4u2009]

Haha...i love it ;~}

[avtomat12345]

Horrible performance... if you can call it that. Dumb people should be barred from breeding.

[000liveyourlife000]

your so beautiful!

[countdeemoney]

Hey girl, you are not pregnant........Ok hotty, when can you give me that whipping.

[nutmegthepanda]

Wow, you kind of look like Reese Witherspoon. :)

[forniasjr]

What's your state? WA? -.^

[kingguero]

she's cute. . .but she sucks!! cant act for shit!!!

[Maclaffy]

watch?v=3tvpFmV5w_w

[NinjaRant]

You're hot. We should hook up.

[A1l2l2e2n4]

That's why I generally keep my mouth shut on the subject when I see a pregnant woman!

[Bubblegum4pleasure]

Right on SISTA!!!!

[aflatoxin]

bored ...........

[aflatoxin]

bored ...........

[teekoo777]

I would repregnant you any day

[patrick295767]

Damn what a misery to see such stupid girl !

[sabsupertoll]

hahaha ur so sweet, i bet ur gonna be the sweetest mom :) and ur so pretty too! :D yey prego diary's :D

[julienl2006]

Shut Up.

Just Shut Up.

[xxrielayxx]

despite what other douche bags on this site have to say about your video, i happened to enjoy it! i think you are very pretty and i wish you the best of luck with your baby! :)

[sphizack]

This is a great vlog!

Go pregnent girls!

Which episode are you going to give live birth on?!

[bobfisherstudios]

o....k...i want 4 mins of my life back

[TheDamnedKing]

thx of saying that costed me like 3:30 mins of my life!:D

[JasonTheMaya]

i really dont like you and i hate your face

and prego diaries? omg

this is fucking stupid

[K80Blog]

People are so freaking rude and thoughtless. Wait! You're pregnant!?!!? : )

[jenluv37]

I have another surprise for you, Katie . . . You're the father . . . Just give me the caterpillar hat and I won't ask for child support. :P

[PoonZorro]

thats funny.. good job!

[nandel1959]

I laughed and enjoyed. Thanks a lot. :-)

[myqute]

haha This is a really good video. Not just the acting but the examples are all real life ones I've heard/experienced when my sis-in-law was pregnant! Amazing.... CONGRATS ON YOUR PREGNANCY AND GOD BLESS YA! I can tell you're gonna be a great mum and friend to your kids! :)

[ZeroG84]

Great stuff :) Nice to see someone keep their sense of humour with such big life chenges just around the corner. Best of luck an' happynes :)

[skeleman]

I don't think you are pregnant....just someone looking for attention...

[myqute]

Even if she is, it's not your baby.  :)

[myqute]

Even if she is, it's not your baby. :)

[bbwchic67]

Well she is just bored. But I love touching preggo bellies. I like to feel the baby move.

[myqute]

You get to do that everyday when you're a gynae bbwchic67. :)

[carriekindt1]

What is the matter with you? This is a nice, married, pregnant woman. Just because it's the internet doesn't give you free range to say whatever you want; you're offending and upsetting people just the same. If you want to leave nasty comments, leave them on nasty videos- not these nice, clean, just for fun ones.

[efendisz]

fuck off

[Painmiracle]

Damnit, from the title I thought this was about that pasta sauce.. Bah, well good luck with the future dependant. Not bad looking either, I'd hit it.

[AlanaWray]

For god sake all the fat bastards sitting on there computers at home all day writing nasty thing on the web get a life couse if you have time to care what people do with there's you need on.

[AlanaWray]

The amount of stupied haters on youtube is crazzy. I'd like to see them make any thing half desent you would think they would have better things to do with there time then insult people they dont know who put them selfs out there. I think your vid is quite good. I just think its sad that you tube is full ofnasty people for no reson it seems to me its either degrading. I'd f***k up up the A** or fat bitch.

[Kenned2k]

Stupid bitch says: dont touch my stomach.! Well, how many people do you know, since you have to make a statement on youtube that people should'nt touch you. I can't xplayn how dumb these vids are.. either make a vid where you do something wild or speciel, hysterical woman complaining is seen before.

[CillRevada]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: We should issue licenses to people who want to procreate.

Crazy prego, please do not pollute our gene-pool. Please?

[Kenned2k]

Why do people make these vids, do they really think people are dying to hear what's going on in their lifes, ffs wake up, we dont give a fuck about your pregnancy.. lame video

[vikneshan]

:P :)

[ballstodawall]

Question 1 - Who had sex with you?

Question 2 - What were they on?

[gayavenger]

Pregnant chick isn't fat enough to be pregnant. Pregnancy makes girls get all obese. Basically this video is stupid.

[openmind1969]

Actually that is not always true. It depends on the individual woman. I knew a woman who was rail thin right up to the time she gave birth. All she had was a small round bulge where she carried the baby.

[dellwon]

you will all dereferereaefe

[opu]

Guess I'm too late to suggest you are too young to have kids and should have gotten an abortion.

[opu]

I just checked, you are married and 29 years old. You are old enough to start having kids and have a husband. I hope that the kid's father is your husband!

[ArsonHQ]

Just Ignore The Bad Offensive Comments From Other People Because They Are Just Being Ignorant And Not Smart.

If They Don't Really Love Your Videos, Then Maybe They Should Not Comment Then.

[Sehnsucht191]

Or Maybe We Should All Capitalize Every Fucking Letter In A Sentence.

Keep the offensive comments coming, I'm stoned off my ass right now and they make me laugh.

[ArsonHQ]

Five Star For This Video.

[g1xxer600]

what's the best way to get a bitch to shut up? Put your cock in her mouth... oh yeah... SUCK IT!

[quejodidos]

you may be pregnant, but why people make this videos making stupid faces and acting like assholes??

[jeremybalfe]

I see nothing wrong with expressing yourself, as long as it is done respectfully. There's a reason why youtube has a scoring/rating system, thumbs up or down feature, and a comment box. If you post in a public forum you can expect public criticism. The person who posted this video understands this concept, why can't you?

[carriekindt1]

Exactly- this wasn't done respectfully. What is she to gain or change from what you said? All you did was put it down. It wasn't that it was offensive to you in some way, you were just negative to be negative. There are a billion films on YouTube, most of which ARE crap; why put down the ones that are good clean content that someone actually puts work into & many enjoy? Just give it a one star rating and move on to something else you might like.

[jeremybalfe]

It wasn't done respectfully? Please explain. So we're just supposed to praise things on the comment board? Maybe they should change the name of it to the "Praise Board". The web is about freedom. A free flow of ideas and opinions. Why would you want to repress one of the last free mediums in existence? You would have a decent argument if I had used profanity or had been blatantly insulting but such is not the case. Criticism is part of the world. Learn to co-exist with it.

[carriekindt1]

Just because the Constitution says Americans "can" say "whatever they want" doesn't mean they SHOULD. Putting someone down for no other reason than to put them down is NOT the spirit of America & why we have free speech. If your criticism includes something constructive, then it would be respectful. The comment board should also be used if something offends you in some way, you should be able to tell the person of your complaint. Of course it doesn't just have to be a "praise board".

[jeremybalfe]

Thanks for telling people when they can/cannot/should/should not speak. And the only respectful speech is constructive speech? That's not the world I choose to live in. In a public forum people have a right to express their opinions, whether they be positive or negative. As long as it is done with respect it should not only be allowed but encouraged. It's part of a free society and it means having to read/hear things you may not like. End of story.

[carriekindt1]

You're right, people DO have a right to express their opinions. You're still a human being speaking to another human being, though. If you honestly believe that the reason this educated, married, pregnant woman made these fun, innocent videos was for guys to come tell her how stupid they are, then that's really disturbing. If this is the way you live with people around you in "your world", putting each other down just because "you can", I wouldn't want to be in "your world". Good luck.

[jeremybalfe]

I do not claim to know the motive as to why someone would create such a video. Also, I never characterized the video as "stupid". In my world, the people I associate with are not posting videos on youtube so that's not the way I live. If they did post something on youtube and I didn't like it, I'd let them know by posting it in the comment box. And if I did it respectfully they wouldn't be offended just as the person who posted this video wasn't offended by my comments. You're the only one.

[nise612]

cant wait for baby luv!

[jethangar]

This is convincing evidence that acting is actually a TALENT.

[lightnintko]

i do think u are pregneant and just everybody should whatCH for WHAT THEY SAY..2AVOID been slapped back from u or hurting you pregnaNT WOMEN...BUT SHIT,,,I am sure if i was the HUSBAND OR BABY'S DADDY OF THIS ONE...I'LL BE HAPPY...CUZ SHE IS CUTE..!!!!!!! IT'S FUUNY when she is talking about the NURSE STUDENT!!

[SilentBob420BMFJ]

i would force my girlfriend to get an abortion.. if not i would give her one myself by slipping shit into her food/drinks

[juga06]

someone should have forced your mother to have one!! JERK!!!

[carriekindt1]

What's the matter with you?? This is a nice, married, pregnant, 29 year old woman! Do you have NO respect for nice families?? How could you say something like that- you would go to prison for that!

[strooberi]

then you're a pretty bad boyfriend

[SilentBob420BMFJ]

and girls who lie about being on the pill are worse

[alHalwima]

I like your style of thinking. I'd do the same thing.

[jenluv37]

I'm at 162 right now. Is that fat enough?

:P

[8680209]

dats dumb

[xennady]

Good comedy work...and congrats on the baby.

[jenluv37]

Thank you, new friend. :D

[DJKhal21]

Some pregnant chicks look hot...big tits, etc... Some I've seen though, their face, feet and everything look swollen...I guess the ones that are hot workout while pregnant...

[jenluv37]

Oh, I'm totally not cute anymore. I turned into one of the swollen ones now. Haha! :D

[themightythor1212]

hush up you are eternally beautiful!!

[DJKhal21]

Nah, you look pretty hot from the video...

[carriekindt1]

You are totally cute. Thanks for adding something nice to YouTube! It must be such a fun project to do, too! Great idea.

[jenluv37]

Thanks, hon. Glad you enjoyed it! :D

[alHalwima]

I don't know what the hell you're thinking. It takes a total lack of will power to get Feuer Frei-ed by a guy and not wonder whether he's a total dick or not. People like you are why pregnancy fetishism flourishes in this country. Besides, women get diabetes, gall stones, and deep depression after giving birth, not to mention dying during childbirth. Have you even wondered if you can AFFORD this pregnancy?

[jenluv37]

The fact that I'm married to a successful business owner and 29 years old, yeah, I think I'm in a good place to have a baby. But thanks for your concern. :D

[bibbo93]

please add more..the videos are really good...and u do look pregnant

[jeremybalfe]

I tried really hard to like this. I wanted to like it. I really did. It just wasn't entertaining at any point. A for effort, F for effect.

[jeremybalfe]

That's my honest assessment. I'm not trying to be rude. I thought I chose my words carefully so as not to offend. It's simply my critique.

[jenluv37]

It's okay that you're not interested. Nothing wrong with that. :D

[carriekindt1]

The problem is that you would say something at all. It's something she enjoys doing, it's good clean fun, she's happy, and lots of others like it. There was no need to be outwardly negative and hurtful with your "critique". She's not trying to win a contest, and you're not a judge.

[rebamac96]

slut

[jango2fett]

I would throw a rock at someone if i were ever you! haha

[themightythor1212]

FEEEEEEEATTTURED!!1 NICE!

[jenluv37]

Pretty crazy, huh? It's amazing the weirdos that come out of the woodwork when that happens. Haha!

[themightythor1212]

oh the price of fame! its just great to see your face on the rotator!

[aber0hol0pos0eagle]

funny funny! =]