Funny Banned Ads About Cougar

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[jiayou123123]

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[Robert46514]

lol



[TheSpunkybum]

I am a cougar, i am proud and i love it!! I love young juicy meat lmao

[lonesharkadriano]

cougars can have me anytime!!! i m a delicious prey!!! :D

[DeadIslandTrailers]

thumbs up if that randall guy should narrate this!

[boganlessons]

hahaha! they should sooo do a documentary!!!!!

[TooAnnoyed]

Damn it, where are all the cougars whenever I'm in a freakin' bar?! I'd take a fun "cougar" over any dumb fluzy of my age any day!

[niquepaul1]

so funny!

[kingdomheart1994]

lol



[stocker05]

his is hilarious!

[KZWolf]

Why is this related to Mazda commercials on youtube?

[ipksb1]

this was probably banned because NZ has way too many cougars ! as mentioned by the ad bahaha

[suck2longdick]

SEX and the city should change the names to Cougar and the city though haha peace

[askLISatMC]

@EllissaTarshisnx Yours is, at best, an aging woman's fantasy. All men, including young men, prefer your younger, hotter competition.

[airthrow]

@askLISatMC: Speak for yourself, older women can be very hot.

[yoshiD15]

MIAMI LOVES COUGARS!!!

[rjporada]

@Seraku15 good story

[afriyieunique]

i'm not a cougar but i wished i'd look as good as that in my 40's. STOP the hate!!you never know in what situation you might get in future.

COUGARS RULE!!!keep doin your thing!

[missGlamster125]

Its sad how cougars do the things they do, lol team long term relationship;D team cougar sucks......

[spudcat007]

@richardmaudsley77 Are you from the thought police? I'm in my early forties, blessed with some fantastic genetics (thanks dad) so I can get away with looking and dressing like a cub when I feel like it. Give it a try! Unless you like wearing tank tops, and sandals with socks! Waaaa!

[realityright]

Fat cougars rule!

[Dupeo42]

The guy that a cougar goes after is called a cub. I'm a middle class cub dating an upper class cougar. Being a codependent is awesome, I don't know wtf feminists were complaining about.

[MrAllmyway]

:53 The guys confused escape is hilarious

[Tonka710]

Hahaha!!!:D

[Nacturl]

My eyes :DD:D

[doodycaz]

Ive never seen a cougar either. I wonder if its an american thing.

[KickingAssDaily]

Funny thing is I never seen a cougar anywhere near my area.

[chankiller45]

if u get attacked by a cougar play dead

[RockDog101]

Shiiit. I'd tap that.

[Thinker669]

@EllissaTarshisnx Do cougars steal from younger men?

[scratchmaster101]

@Thinker669 the meaner ones do, and strangely enoug, the more wealthy the cougar, the more likely she is to steal.

[xiusharoxy]

@EllissaTarshisnx Those who lust after older women...don't lust because cougars/ milfs are 'lustable' (youck:)) ) but because they have emotional issues...mother attachments gone wrong, etc. Dear cougars...just stick to your daddies and granddaddies, an let youth couple up with youth....age disparity in a relationship never brings good outcomes on either side

[kirakiraboshi82]

hahahaha cougar vs. long term relationship

[theonlyantony]

Please set out the rules. How should a woman in her forties conduct herself? And what should she wear?

[mineowyn]

LMAO poor guy yeah right xD

[theonlyantony]

The patriarchal society doesn't like women having fun. Get them in their pigeonholes before they enjoy themselves too much! Sad, backward phraseology to keep provincial men in dreary marketing jobs feeling safe about their life choices. When men choose the single life they are known as what? Confirmed Bachelors. Oh yeah, like 'confirmed bachelor' George Clooney or Kevin Spacey?

[richardmaudsley77]

@theonlyantony Uh, no actually.

People take the piss out of cougars because it's sad to see women in their forties having a mid-life crisis. It's the female version of "pretty fly for a white guy".

[theonlyantony]

@richardmaudsley77 There are no rules for women in their forties!What's a white guy got to do with it?there are no rules for him either.That track was just another sad track.like saying black people have a natural sense of rhythm. We aint come very far! pigeon hole 'em and control 'em. Sad! 'Spinster' was the old word, wasn't it. Spinster decided to go and procure some action so now it's 'cougar', how naff! Patriarchy! Read this in ten years mate,when you've had a few corners knocked off you.

[richardmaudsley77]

@theonlyantony Congratulations, you're too worked up to understand my point:

Male or Female, the mid-life crisis is pathetic. Dressing up and trying to act like you're someone half (or more) your age is never dignified.

[theonlyantony]

by the way, your point is very simple to grasp but thanks for reiterating it. All i am trying to do is get you to step outside the social cliché vice that appears to have you in its grip. That's all. A war of words is not what i want. 54,000 people have looked at this video. Mostly men, I'll wager. Perhaps a few will read our dialogue.

[richardmaudsley77]

@theonlyantony Sure, whatever. You keep raging against the global patriarchic conspiracy, or something. I'm going to go get breakfast.

[ScenarioHipHop]

I'm a pee parasite :D

[1Troubl3zLokz3]

wtf this is a commercial?

[Manuhashidate]

Air New Zealand are Kiwis,  they can't fly - especially the Airbus A320.

[TheGenieMan5000]

wtf?

[rangumai]

Anyway... as I was saying - Air New Zealand are a joke!

I flew Melbourne to Auckland last December 12th and was surprised to be wished 'merry Xmas' as we exited the plane... this was a flight whose departure was delayed 45 min trying to close the hatch! The in-flight entertainment system didn't work & they gave us a $50 token as apology but I couldn't redeem it anywhere useful!

The staff seemed to still be in training & had no idea how to present our Asian vege meals.

I gots more...

[rangumai]

@rangumai .. as we waited at Melbourne for 45 mins I requested if the toilet was available and was told 'yes, if you're quick' - hah! Here I am flying business class, the staff lack the training to offer a 'welcome aboard' asking instead 'how are you' & can't muster a 'goodbye' or 'thank you', instead supplanting 'merry Xmas' order me to be 'quiclk'!

The captain, who identified himself simply as 'Graham' made his 'turbulence = potholes, so to speak' joke three times during this awful flight!

[rangumai]

@rangumai ..when I first sat in those ridiculous angled seats Air NZ so proudly champions, six Australian dollars rolled out of my pockets and lodged the mechanics. My partner & I sat so far apart in the stupid seats (actually the next seat) that we didn't talk - shame the rest of the fog-horn volumed Hobbits we're as bashful - especially as there was no in-flight entertainment!

I has to teach the steward that 'Shiraz' & 'Syrah' are the same phucking thing!

Oh, & their grey uniforms! Ugh!

[rangumai]

@rangumai ...I responded accordingly to Air NZ's on-line passenger satisfaction survey that 'Graham' had invited us all to do. This survey asked my real name and e-mail, though unprofessionally, no 'auto-responder' e-mail was even sent!

On arrival, the Purser wrongly pronounced connecting flights to W'aketane and W'angerei - ironic as the newspapers on-board had the front page story of how Whanganui had just regained its 'h', restoring its correct etymology. Shame Air NZ doesn't know that!

[rangumai]

@rangumai ...correction... 'Hobbits weren't as bashful'. 'had to teach...'

[rangumai]

Misogyny (sp.)

[rangumai]

The bullies retreat!

Skytrax 2010 eh? Thanks for answering a very fair question. How 'bout the very bold claim Kiwi's are the most travelled?

Re: "It must suck to be you right now" - goodie in the hoodie, thanx!

s'Funny... here in Berlin last night I met a Kiwi girl and she asked ME if I was Ngāti Tūwharetoa - hah!

We're all Earthicans... the false identity of 'nations' is new. It's not really a cool thing to be to be proud of your nation. The word 'Nazi' translates as 'national'.

[rangumai]

@rangumai... making fun someone's funny-sounding name is bullying! And along with misgyny, racism and making light of hard drugs = bad!

I'm not Maori and never said so, and Ashvegian, why do you assume MrGreasyTurd is? The charming Kiwi girl gushinghly told me that she her self was Ngāti Tūwharetoa. A proud Hobbit... sorry, Kiwi... sorry, Ngāti Tūwharetoa... sorry Earthican!

[MrGreasyTurd]

NEW ZEALAND was 5th in the world... looks like Ashvegian was right and you were wrong, rongumai! you could have easily done a google-search you dumb-ass!~

[MrGreasyTurd]

:) reference for Wrongumai (Rongumai) --- Skytrax WORLD AIRLINE AWARDS 2010 (based on expert judging, peer assement and customer feedback)

[MrGreasyTurd]

Rongumai = Wrong-u-mai :)

[Ashvegian]

@MrGreasyTurd You're certainly right about that mate. I don't know why there are som many dumb people in the world, and unfortunately he's Maori ~ so he's giving the rest of us a bad name. I think he lives over in England now, far from his people and his ancesters - poor guy, all he can do is bitch and moan about YouTube videos. Take it easy Greasy --Ashvegian

[MrGreasyTurd]

lol

[ipksb1]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH­A

[tknewzealand]

haha Only Aucklanders can get half the jokes =)

Sale St and Soul Bar= SO TRUE

[Icepickv77]

it's funny because it's true...

[plutoniumman1]

AAHAHAHA Sale St and Soul! LOL SO TRUE!

[rangumai]

As if Air New Zealand wasn't bad enough already? Embarrassing !

[Ashvegian]

@rangumai  haha Air NZ is rating 5th Best Airline in the World (Aviation Industry) and and rated best (people's choice). Check-out the awards mate. lol

[rangumai]

@Ashvegian

On-topic.. the bitchin' about this ad is not an Air NZ issue - it's about the poor mid-set and dire ethics of the producers of this ad e.g. the glib mention of 'P' addicts. And misogyny, and rape awareness!

May I ask, have you ever actually flown Air New Zealand, 'cause I gots a few stories of my own, having flown Air NZ internationally many, many times! Or are you a Hobbit without even a passport, like most Kiwi's?

[Ashvegian]

@rangumai

I fly Air NZ and Singapore Airlines monthly and Kiwis fly the most kilometres of any population in the entire world...so much for your belief that most don't have passports (you're either thinking of Americans or Australians). Your understanding of New Zealand ridiculous. why would you even bother to lodge a comment on the site? lol. At least try to be factual rangumai. Also, I've noticed that you have a Maori sounding name, I am half-Maori myself, what tribe are you with?

[rangumai]

@Ashvegian Air NZ are 5th best? Kiwis clock-up more air-miles than any nation? I politely request your reference - the Air NZ in-flight KiaOra magazine doesn't count!

Per-capita, NZ is ahead on many statistics - not just back-packing, road accidents & infant mortality, but also crystal-meth consumption - which is trivialised in this clip!!

'Rangumai' is from the Māori 'Rongomai'. I am white-trash from planet Earth however!

You're right - Singapore Airways are fantastic!

[Ashvegian]

@rangumai Yes, I agree with your words Rongomai, you are "white trash" - you have one reference which I've already provided regarding ranking, and, if you feel like it, a google search should take care of the other. You seem awfully sensitive about this particular advertising style, so maybe it might be a good idea to flag watching TV / the internet / radio / or newspapers in the future. Anyway, I hope that you can find peace.

[rangumai]

@Ashvegian ...save the condescension Ash., I politely asked your two references - you provided none - the KiaOra magazine doesn't count! How shall I word a google search to find the statistic you assume to be true - how about 'Hobbits choose Air NZ to escape middle-Earth'?

But hey, we're all prone to lie a bit eh... So, one of your parents are full Maori, or how do you actually get to be 'half' Maori?

On topic, again, misogyny and trivalising 'P' = bad!

[MrGreasyTurd]

@rangumai  You dumbass! you should have done your research... Skytrax 2010 is the Interenational Airline Awards and Air NZ ranked 5th in the world. It must suck to be you right now. *->

[Ashvegian]

@rangumai Hey tosser, you should probably do your homework before you make yourself and other Maoris look stupid. And you should probably learn from this experience so that next time you don't come off looking like such a tool. well take care anyway --- Ashvegian

[x0xoDanIeLlEx0xo]

LOLGASM!!! that's just funny.

[RebelWinterwolf]

(in response to the articles) ...Male rape survivors, complaining? As in, not anally raped, but made to have sex with a woman? Erm... The only problems I can see here would be if the woman had an std or the guy was gay (or just a prude). Suck it up, man, pussy is pussy!

So everyone's aware, this is a lesbian talking here. xD

[rangumai]

@RebelWinterwolf ...Ewww yuck!

Is that really how you feel about sexual relations between people - "Suck it up, man, pussy is pussy". What horrid and aggressive misogyny!

[boarderx113]

@rangumai

Not really misogyny, women like sex just as much as guys. Dick is dick.

[Manuhashidate]

@boarderx113 ... what gender are you to be saying that? If you're male, you have somehow missed the point of what it is to have an opinion! You see, one can only speak for ones self!

[boarderx113]

@Manuhashidate

Lol, maybe you don't like sex but women in general enjoy sex as much as men in general enjoy sex. 

[Moiroa]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I've never laughed so hard!

[moondy11]

im sure its banned, just like most of the other 'banned' ads that have millions of views.

[Fangobra]

@moondy11 It is banned. Search "New Zealand Cougar ad" on Google and you'll find all the newspaper articles about it being banned.

[torontocitylife]

@Fangobra All the articles say that some people are offended by this ad but not that it's been "banned".