Stuff Hijabis Say

[aneebaba06]

Never experienced MSA (cause I went to a private small college) drama --------------------> Me

[natalllz]

I MEANNNN, not to be judgmental, but why would you wear that?

[TheFunnyRandomDude]

just cut ur hair off..

[germyw]

"Inshallah, Girl." LOL!

I grew up black and baptist and female (i guess i still am, lol). Our conversations were.just.like.this. "Did you see Danny glance at me when he walked up to the altar for prayer? OMGoodness!" "Did you see Valarie actually wore PANTS to choir rehersal?!" "Hey Girl. Would you ever marry a church pastor?"- "Oh yes girl" "Oh no girl. I dont want to have to wear those big hats every Sunday!" HA! We really are more alike than different

[germyw]

"Inshallah, Girl."  LOL!

[howyoufeelhowyoufeel]

SALAM AUNTI AAAHAHAHAH

DUDE. 100% ON POINT! I absolutely love it.

[zbzafar]

are these two different girls or the same girl cuz they look mad different?

[zgirl126]

hey girl is ur dad home coz i just want 2know if i can take my hijabi off?? so funny:)

[mfiizz]

Why would you want to be a bangjabi? HAHHA

[neefysgirl0119]

lol... my parents dont know i smoke hookah... I NEED TO BE DEHAIRED...... LMAO....

[icecreamscoop1000]

YOU ARE A HOEJABI!!!

[DrHijabi]

Yay for you! :)



[RockMafia100]

"My parents dont know that I smoke hooka--"

[sabrah04]

never understood the hijabis that do their hair and get highlights..

[TheJahlani]

@sabrah04 because they want to. even if no one will see it they will. people dont get pretty for other people but for themselves lol.

[sabrah04]

hoejabis.. met too many of them. loll

[MoonPrincess82]

@RidunadaPonz Bitch please. Muslims will keep doing what we're doing. Whether you love it of hate it. Either way, its fun to know our existance is ruining yours. Go back to sucking your moms sagged tities because you are wayy too old to be acting this childish. Good luck living that miserable life of yours, damn, I thank Allah for being me, cause i'd sure hate to be you. But im glad you're here, somebody had to be last. We win, and you, my friend, will always be the loser.

[smera20]

Hahah, this chick is sooo funi!

[Balkance]

mashaaaa-laaaa :) nice... liked it! XD

[lillah19]

why do ppl waist there time and post rude disgusting comments go get a life

[rudy032190]

I would hate to cover up my beautiful hair! I feel so sorry for you...

[f3l0ny33]

Very cute!

[Sam18736]

@RidunadaPonz they both are same girls

when your eyes are so narrow so I can't expect better from your brain, all the filth in your brain stuffed in your teenage, I pity at your condition

[animemangaluv13]

You're so pretty! Nice video btw :)

[happyninslave]

Behead her right now!! Allah Akbar!!

[maheen97]

haha do you wanna tell jinn stories thats so funny

[maheen97]

most of these are so true for me but im not hajabi lol love i do not want to make the friendship with toy

[Teacupthriller]

LMAO @ i love praying behind him

[delasnueces]

hojabi lol

[missmary108]

bangjabi lmaoooooo

[pixie211]

bangjabi LOL 

[sajeda2011]

lol "Matrimonial Students Association" hahaha too funny



[ThePhenominalWoman]

Hilarious! Waiting for part 2 :)

[ooyohm20]

MY heart dropped when I found out Sami Yusuf was married about 3 years ago..I think.

[sudaori]

Masha'allah, you are very beautiful.. Lol... Seriously though!

[thegrandwizard33]

LMAO THE NARI SONG, THE HAFIZ DR GUY.. SAME THING.. OMG!!!!! DYING!!!

SUPER AUTHENTIC!!!!! HAHA!!! WOW!! GR8 JOB!!

[thegrandwizard33]

lmaooo @ thee auntie and gradiuation!!! LMFSA0O0EO0ROET0OGF0DOF!!!!!!!­!

[thegrandwizard33]

lol @ sami yusuf!

lol...ok grl i like ur style.keep going!

[ThePadoooo]

how about u think about all the other whitepeople who watch this. DO U tHink they no wat a MAGRIB is?

[cutienaveen]

lolll this girls voice is annoying as helll

[TheYassiG]

Lmao! this was awesome!!

[john4lori]

you muslim girls are so pretty.I would like to pray behind you.that seems so wrong,but it was your joke and it got me to thinking of it.

[Sam18736]

@john4lori lol dude they both are one girl hahahahahaha

and if you wanna pray, then women cannot lead the prayer and if she does then she gotta do it from the back, so yeah can only pray ahead of her :P

and that explains why Islam doesn't allow women to lead prayer :P

jk ma man

[amohammart]

banjabi? hojabi? funny. I am a hijabi although you can tell from my cartoon picture.

[NNiikkkkii15]

Hahaha Marshala

[no0ona199]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah jen stories hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­hahaha

[mechanique]

hojabi, lol

[livingonthehyphen]

lol you should be an anthropologist - amazing.

[Oranginaaa]

HAHAHA "Convert Bradley Cooper!" Made my day :)

[Squisidee]

I didn't know there was a word for girls who wear hijabs.

[altalla8]

haha that was actually pretty funny, and accurate!

[SoldierMansVideo]

Have you heard the way he recites the Koran?

[MsIraqii]

Omg all the people that are taking this seriously need to seek help. She's pointing out things hijabi girls tend to say often and to be fully honest, speaking as a hijabi teenager most of it is true. I think this video is hilarious espiecally when shes pointing out the silly things that hijabi girls say like "I'm gonna marry a white guy" or "why are so many fobs adding me on facebook" hahahaha. I love it. Dont listen to the haters giiiirl :)

[beautyofbelief]

LOOOOOOOOOL no i dont want to make friendship with you!!!!!

[rabbidfaerie15]

We need to convert Bradley Cooper...

[xbittersweetreadingx]

LOL..."I don't wanna make the friendship with you!"

[ranafatim]

Personally, I thought this was hilarious. Guys, she made a parody, a satire. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. Lots of Muslim, or mostly desi, girls say these sort of things and she's just pointing out how ridiculous they sometimes look. And she's not saying ONLY hijabis say these things. Everyone calm down.

And let's all convert Bradley Cooper.

[alias4lifee]

omg i had no idea, other hijabis would say the same thing! ur bang on gurl!!

and by the way all u haters, im hijabi and i'm not offended, so chill,

and if u guys havnt noticed - theres worse things youtube...

[hira1178]

bang-jabi! lmao lmao

[mustafamena]

So this is gona be the first time I comment on a you tube video and honestly , the only thing that I could say is that "Grow up" ,So you wana convince me that ONLY hejab wearing girls say that ? I used to have a christian teacher who says "mashallah" I live in Egypt and there are many girls without hejab, and like sami yusuf , say mashallah and subhanallah..And well I have christian girls that say "inshallah" ..Dude you are just being offensive here -.- Like seriously !

[TheGenocideRecords]

are you mentally challenged ?? don't you know there's a fine line between being funny and being offensive I mean your a muslim and you are making fun of something so sacred in the muslim culture , n on top of that your tryna make all this funny ? like in actuality your disrespecting islam , I mean all the stuff your saying , its sacred to muslims n your using all of it as punchlines , hoejabi ?? drop the jabi and continue on to become a hoe ! brain dead dumbass !!

[princesslayla19]

"showing you bangs? why would you wanna be a bangjabi?" ahahahahaha

[nuryaska21972]

yuu're a great actor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[leilamottaghi]

ew

[TXejas19]

I love praying behind him LOLOLOL!

[Ring5dr]

wow I see this all the time. It is so annoying. I am not muslim and the fact that i have to hear mashalla like 50 times directly to comments I made and how they want to convert the world uuhhgg! Plus I am veggie and they can't even accommodate me most of the time because alla told them to eat meat...wtf??

[SuperOoh]

@Ring5dr

most of the time you talk shit

please tell me the authentic reference to Allah saying Muslims to eat meat. i bet you will ask your 10 yr old son for verification.ROFL

[renoa0heartilly]

@Ring5dr my aunt is a muslim vegetarian. just because the muslims you know didn't accommodate you doesn't mean it's not allowed or impossible. the only reason people would want to convert you (or give you links to stuff about islam) is because there are so many misconceptions that can't be summed up in just a youtube comment *_*

[Sam18736]

@renoa0heartilly ignore these trolls dude, trust me they don't have life at all, go and check out atheist, christian, jewish videos and your barely would see Muslims hating on them, but I barely see any video where they actually they spare Islam

I know many Muslim 'VEGANS' and this guy is talking about vegetarians, that just shows his iq level and how much world he observed.

and as far as Muslims try to convert cuz they think Islam is the best and everyone should taste its fruit

[zuzuki12388]

more like what dumb indian girls say

[A416G]

Keep It Up

[mitrag100]

Love it!

[lifeisgolden41]

yes, let's all convert Bradley Cooper! I love this idea ahaha.. and I think the same thing about most hot non-muslim guys lol

[Tifaa25]

Ignore the negative comments, many Muslims don't have much of a sense of humor (unfortunately for all of us)...whatever you do in the name of fun is bound to attract some super uptight religious person who'll act like the fact you can laugh at yourself is gonna give all Muslims a bad name. This is no representation of what an 'ideal' hijabi should be like, but it shows that we too are human and our girls can be regular teens.

[rubz794]

"im just gonna marry a white guy" haha that is so me!! LOL.

[Drummergirl209]

Hahaha do you wanna say jinn stories I DIED

[markee871]

DO YOU KNOW WHEN MAGHRIB IS(in shouting voice) soo true! ahahahahaha

[asscow1]

I was hijabi once. I've never said many of these things.

[Sarahc0utur3]

@asscow1 You were a hijabi once..meaning you took it off or you changed your religion?

[asscow1]

@Sarahc0utur3 Wow, what a presumptuous question. How about I not answer that?

[Sarahc0utur3]

@asscow1 Okay asscow..because you totally did not tell me that you were once one or anything. Way to live up to your name. best way to "not answer" is to REALLY not answer. bring on the hostility..

[PalaisCristalLLC]

lol, you make me wanna call my Muslim friend.

[MOHJARULE]

lool



[hunnybunnygirly]

hey do u wanna tell jinn stories LOL

why would you be a bangjabiii LOLZzzz Lmao

[ThatSexyBeetch]

At 3:55 , i dont want to make the friend with u !

[Ibbiy1]

Wanna tell Jinn stories *creppy smile*

LMFAOOO.

Are you Asian?

[ILockItDown]

the girl doing this video is haram?

[babermirza]

SALAMALAIKUL AAAUNNTTIIEEE--- LOL

[teandbeans]

LOL you are sooooo cute mashallah. this made me laugh as I have said sooo many of these things, esp "im just gonna marry a white guy" hahhahaahahahah

[Hamdouli]

« We should convert Bradley Cooper» LMFAO XD

I kinda agree though... lol

[MissJayySee]

LOOOOLL ! =L

[PineapplesAndRabbits]

Hahhaha! this is so cute!

[shnugz786]

too funny

[BandedQtShae]

"We need to convert Bradley Cooper!" LOL

[srhhameed]

u guys are adorable and funny! your humor has decency and u guys dont over do it! lmao @ salam aunty part and what time is magrib! keep it up girls!

[sandkhoy]

Funny!!!

[albi101]

THIS IS SO ON POINT OMG I LAUGHED SOOO HARDD!!

[LT313able]

4:23 The Way She say... Masterzzzz..... LMFAO

[zzgirl4999]

LMFAOOO HOEJABI!!

[Real2012Talks]

This issss sooo funny!!!

[MultiNosmoking]

why do you keep saying about white guys. as I understood you are joking about all hijabi's not about yourself.so, I haven't seen many muslim girls who are mad about white men.

[8271652]

your are like a little harami ... hahah LMAO

[preitystar456]

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious! nice job!

[GummiBearSquare]

that is so~ true LMAO xDDD

and some of them are acting like groupies for some shiek!!

whats shocking is most girls are like that, and my cousins are one of them ==""

anyways,, they are just being them selves just like any girl, and hijab is not an obstacle

[MuslimahMaryama12]

ROFL

[Dachosen14u]

LOL " My heart dropped when I found out that Sami Yusuf is married" HAHAHAHAH

[NabilaSarah92]

"Why would you wanna be a 'bangjabbi'?" That was hilarious!

[sculpt1000]

lol@ i love praying behind him...

[enemy85]

whats a fob???

[Phenomiracle]

@enemy85 "Fresh off the boat."

Recently immigrated individual who hasn't quite adjusted to the country's culture, dialect, and/or society as a whole.

[manal1029]

this is soo hilarious. and yet true. Thanks I can never say mashallah the same again

[jamilasalaam]

what can i say fellow sis...but mashallahhhh !!! hehehhee very funny missy!!! thanks for the laugh

ma asalama !!!!!

[CAARaeed]

holy crap, i know girls EXACTLY like that!

[kayeatshit]

i'm not muslim but this is so funny!

[Azf619]

NO iam not 40. i am 21 ;_)

[TheRecoveringZombie]

So funny! :-)~

[blabz8]

@pakee0786

oookay....and hijabis are not everyday "normal" brown girls? wow.

hijab does not make girls abnormal or give them a lower/ higher rank in the society. They could have titled it "sh*t muslim girls say!" but it's no reason to be "disguested" by them!

[pakee0786]

@blabz8 im not saying hijabis r not normal brown girls..i myself am a hijabi so i know tht there is absolutely nothing abnormal about it and being a hijabi doesnt make me or anyone any higher or lower..HOWEVER, this video was supposed to have things tht exclusively r said by hijabis, hence the "stuff hijabis say,"..thts y i said tht these r things said by not just hijabis and i am disgusted at the fact tht she has made fun of Hijabi girls' use of masha Allah and Alhumdulillah and subhan Allah

[Sam18736]

@pakee0786 So I have a question?

When you are actually joking around, you think Allah(SWT) don't know it? You think Allah(SWT) is unaware of your jokes and he only knows when you name him?

Sister, Allah(SWT) gave Prophet Muhammad(Peace and Blessings Be Upon Him) humor, so we are common human beings.....

Islam isn't that hard as people had actually made in on themselves, either we don't follow Islam AT ALL, or we try to go for small things which are not necessary

[snsara5237]

@blabz8 I dont agree, Hijabi's arent all indian, and all muslims aren't all indian. The title is fine. It doesnt give them a lower rank in society, but does make it abnormal for them. people dont go around calling normal ppl towel heads.

[opihw]

@pakee0786 CALM down! get a sense of humor! I have hijabi friends who DO say those things, and even somethings on this vid, I say and i don't wear hijab. This vid is supposed to be satirical, but you are too uptight to even understand the joke of it. chill out!!!

[bklyn2014]

aww this was cute & funny. I liked it!

[irockursox23]

"we need to convert bradley cooper.." AHAHA

[mysticrose146]

I laughed the ENTIRE time! Well done! ;0)

[Mareeeification]

LOOLL! I died twice.

[MissRayrox]

"i love praying behind him" LOL

[Marilynn33]

Mash'Allah, Sister, very well done! I especially liked all the "Subhan'Allah"s! :-)

[xoXOLizOXox]

oh my god lmaooo

[TheAstraNation]

terrorist

[Maeemoona]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS AND SO TRUE! People who got mad seriously need to take a chill pill.

[Eathroc]

"You think they'll put me in a Bollywood movie even though I am wearing hijab?" :D

Loved it!

[taslimnm96]

"is your dad home? i just wanted to know if i could take my hijab off" SOOOO TRUUUEEE :P

[Jcunninghamdr]

Haha, I didn't get a 4.0 and I'm sad about it too!!!!

[pink2bluee]

Bangjabii lolol

@StigRossi take it easy.

[StigRossi]

Whats wrong w/ supporting Israel? Do you not want them to exist or something? And then what do you do w/ all the Jews that live there?

[Eathroc]

@StigRossi I support Israel :)

[StigRossi]

@Eathroc

Doesn't count unless you're Muslim :P

I'm not saying I agree w/ everything they do. They do a lot of bad $hit, horible stuff and some of their policies are horrific, but I agree that they have a right to exist!!!

[im4u2ny]

bangjabi :P 

[wtfotw]

Ok... well your hair is showing for real...

[kazidelicious]

you seem fun. Sorry that a lot of people are giving you a hard time about your jokes. I'm not from your religion and I enjoyed seeing this, and not to make fun of you or your culture. I just like seeing you have a good time. Your good at it, and you shouldn't stop because some people don't understand it's all for fun.

[Sam18736]

hahaha

its so funny to see people saying "Oh I like the girl in white, oh I like the girl in blue, you both are so good at acting."

They are not the two different girls they are the same girl :P

[rdogan05]

"my heart dropped when I heard Sami Yusuf was married" haha ;D

[MiSSloveish]

omgg this is like 98% accurate in my case. You are SO hilarious LOL!

[SAFFAINLONDON]

Heheh MASHALLAH You are sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alana200809]

Lets get bradley cooper to convert :P

[applerox101]

LOL you high-larrious! but I sort of felt that some of your jokes were encouraging against islam, i don't think that's the way you intended it to be.

[beastmodehoes]

shes actually cute

[ssuleiman12]

"why would you want to be a bangjabi?" lmfaoooooo! Too funny!

[LMLNet]

awww i liked the other version with the girl that looked like spencer from pll.

[ishahmael]

LOL - Hilarious!

[nomadicroots]

BRILLIANT! 

[crazyfool786]

'Wana tell jinn stories?’ - Classic!

[Reshad713]

ayuhal kafir

[Faizargh]

My heart dropped when I heard Sami yusuf was married LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[batdk12]

loved it xD im a hijabi too, but this was pure epicness :3

[ras72280]

Starbucks is "anti Muslims". LOLOL I hear that every single day!

[phudokhata]

Khibla hehehe

[phudokhata]

This Hyderabadi girl is funny

[Azf619]

Assalam-u-alikum autny... " hahahahah " i loved that laugh :D hehehehe

[Azf619]

i love that girl with white hijab ! she is so cute and the ways she talks :) so.. decent.. and full of fun at the same time

[msnumzy]

@Azf619 Both the girls are the same person... just different hijab style

[Azf619]

@msnumzy  eitherway i love dat girl ;D LOL

[cizzlen07]

@Azf619 so you must be like 40 years old right?

[hawaomar100]

@Azf619 its the same girl !

[TerranMarineX]

BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING

[princess482]

lol i dont want to make the friendship with u

[eyebrowsQ8]

this is so true i say all of these things LOL well almost :p

[RegionalMisrea2010]

OMGGGG WANNA TELL JINN STORIESS? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH