Dilbert - The Competition

[JuhnaNemiko]

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed.

[joshtt10]

marketing is the source of all evil

[roshy2591]

dogbert is like my new favourite thing...

[ForeverCherryKirby]

*sniff* *tear* I have a door!

PRICELESS! XD

[HKM2091]

@ForeverCherryKirby

Totally! XD

[81broncoman]

These marketing idiots are just like real marketing idiots.

[MrFlyguy124]

ahahahahah...marketing...

[tep2005]

Marketing Dept is evil.

[Stikmentor]

This makes it so awkawrd if you miss part. Try to skip to it and adverts pop up and then in stops working :|

[Stikmentor]

@Stikmentor

Gah, skipped forward then it decided to play an advert, then a second of Dilbert and then another advert...

[MatrixOfDynamism]

why did they have to stop such a good show anyway?

[Mario78718]

@MatrixOfDynamism Why did they ruin cartoon network?

[MatrixOfDynamism]

@Mario78718 I don't know

[Mario78718]

@MatrixOfDynamism And that is the anwser to your question.

[RainbowManification]

@MatrixOfDynamism It started saying things, things that made you think. No way mass media can allow that.

[MatrixOfDynamism]

@RainbowManification actually I am engineer myself and that is why I really like the whole show. How come nobody tried to restart the show anyway? By the way, how come the comic has never been shut down?

[RainbowManification]

@MatrixOfDynamism comic strip reaches a limited audience. Maybe he just agreed to be quieter.

[RainbowManification]

@redbarron718 I meant what I said

[TheLackofattack]

@MatrixOfDynamism Well after 2 years look at how many views it has. The comic is much cheaper to produce and has a huge following. The show is expensive and has less of a following.

[PyraDraculea]

@TheLackofattack Well, to be fair, it's been 10+ years since this was on the air, there's not really any publicity push for people to check the cartoons out on here, and at the time it was on-air it was on UPN, which did nothing to promote it which is why it died on the vine. It's only the hardcore fans of the TV show who know to search for it here. There are other postings which have racked up way more views than on this channel, so it seems to me the numbers of viewers could be much higher.

[HKM2091]

@MatrixOfDynamism

My dad was(I think he still is?) an engineer

[blakedv]

@HKM2091 once an engineer, always an engineer... Unless you loose the knack!



[HKM2091]

@blakedv

I don't think my dad lost the knack. He still is a computer person, and I too, but I am not an engineer 

[dillonator42]

Discontinue your job satisfaction now.

[edusuntrebor]

*sigh* if only the numbers were higher, Vegeta could comment on the Grunt Meister

[perfacetus]

Great video, but GRRRR stop saying EVERYTHING that happens in the description, or if you do, at least hide it!

[Anklumos94]

I have a feeling I'm the youngest person here writing a coment

[nuclear12321]

Love Dilbert

[TomQuoVadis]

Okay, Crackle. I understand why you need to put the ads in there, but please. PLEASE. Make them vary at least a little. I don't need to see 4 advertisements for Shift 2.

[OvanEC]

@TomQuoVadis

If you use Mozilla FireFox web browser, you can get an ad blocking add-on that blocks all of even YT's pesky in-video advertisements.

Remember: We have a black president now - it's time for a change.

[dwoodsky]

good old greasemonkey, taking the adverts away and all

[drbuk96]

@dwoodsky Hmm, it worked perfectly. Enjoy that script.

[DavidwiglesworthTV1]

@dwoodsky google chrome also does that..I LOVE IT!

[The9874563210]

i liked it better when the commercials were simply a CITYTV and then they go on

[CheshireShade]

I wanna work there! =D

[DarthMeaner]

before and after the opening credits... I mean come on

[CHIEFPARTYPOPPLE]

i love the dilbert tv series i wish it ran longer than 2 seasons

[SerPinkKnight]

The Z key is on the bottom left, not the top right! D<

[cooper119able]

i love dilbert!!

[onyo101]

Wally is the best

[emceetelevision]

meg./ ebay

[leon102]

Haha, Dilbert needs stress to work. Odd man.

[Brandosnes]

Just because of this I refuse to buy Red bull.

[Urb4nN1nj4]

They need to put this show back on the air.

[lifeinhd]

Wow. That must be what it's like to work at Apple.

[sun3nee]

WHY DO U SAY THINGS THAT WILL HURT ME?!?!

[ottselguy]

@sun3nee LOUD HOWARD ..... is strangly humble isnt he?

[kevinjjfr]

here you go boy ROFL!

[ottselguy]

its true sometimes we need filler on tv

[WebbGnome0]

I bet Kurt Cobain was the Top Dog of Nirvana Co. How else would it be so awesome.

[ottselguy]

@WebbGnome0 would explain why he commited suicide. NO MAN could recover from loosing a company as good as nirvana co

[GaudyMarko]

im annoyed by the constant playing of a commercial for a steak house that doesn't even have locations in my country

[0BucketMask0]

@GaudyMarko and I'm annoyed by the constant playing of a commercial for beer when I'm only 17. They really need to change these adds...I didn't even know it was legal to advertise alcoholic beverages...

[GaudyMarko]

@0BucketMask0 really? what country are you from? where I'm from you can't watch any sports station without seeing at least two beer commercials every 15 minutes

[0BucketMask0]

@GaudyMarko U...S...A? Do they really have beer adds now?! That's nuts!

[GaudyMarko]

@0BucketMask0 ...sounds like someone doesn't have cable

[0BucketMask0]

@GaudyMarko for a few years, yeah. We decided it was too expensive for cable, and that you can watch any show you want online without any commercials- OOPS, GUESS THAT ONE DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.

[GaudyMarko]

@0BucketMask0 lol

[chix010]

Dilbert is an hilarious cartoon and it made a great show too! The commercials are at least 20 seconds or less. I hate commercials so this is GREAT!

[myfreepaysite1]

the volume control on your videos doesn't work stupid fuck

[Thisisnotmyrealname8]

simple

[Nukepositive]

"Don't you know hew desperate women get under martial law in a post-apocalyptic nightmare?"

[GordanMFreeman]

i guess i have not studied it as much as you

[AirStyle120]

the TT is from the design of the shirt

[Azinoskateteam]

2:26 dildo?

[Clecokeebz]

Why do they all have π on the back of their shirts?

[ghostjs]

just part of the design of the art team trying to represent a certain press on the shirt

[seinfeldfan7898]

the tag

[blueshirt12]

It's a nerd joke by Scott Adams - it's the pi symbol.

[dumbassjackass78]

i hope they make more shows of dilbert this show ROCKS !!!!!!!

[worldpower78432]

this show was canceled a LONG time ago.

[ETIxMOPHEAD]

that sucks! it was such a good/funny show!

[anthony51266]

lol MYYY SHARONA!

[luexiana]

the middle marketing guy sounds like the same guy who voices spongebob

[anthony51266]

thats because it is tom kenny who plays him XD

[Dangeresque300]

Tom Kenny is also the voice of Asok and Ratbert

[xTRICKYxx]

The animation is so well done

[xTRICKYxx]

This is a really good show.

[Fairy2211]

and the theme song never changes

[Zebrasx3fosho]

lol not where the z key is but whatev. :D :p this show is extra funny

is it true that the author of dilbert created him without a mouth because he himself cannot talk....or...somethin likethat...i wasnt payin attention when someone told methat lil tidbit.

[Bassbait]

It's because engineer's are total pushovers, and they can't really express their opinions without fear.

[decenttv]

great show...

[HerrBismarck]

That's not where the Z key is!!!

lol, Marketing destroys everything!

[JagWar1752]

Knowing Wally, I bet his keyboard is upside down.

[dame56]

damn you chiles

[darkwing6511]

I want honey chipotle crispers now x.x

[crazystompproduction]

lol..

[kaosknife123]

they're actually pretty good.

[Rufftyroff]

Man I wonder how they do the 3D thing at the beginnng. That's seems pretty advanced in the 90's.

[flamesonDVD]

my useless advice: by flamesonDVD

This was made in 1999, so they have 3D animation

[DavidRobertRoy]

@Rufftyroff So was Toy Story(1995), we just used out hand crank tools to generate the 3D models :p

[saykarpaudel]

@Rufftyroff

1999

[Haesyx]

Why can't i watch these? They just freeze.

[ZomBettie]

i dnt knw why they put commericals everytime they come on i mute the computer and look away

[FretsawOrion]

The best things in life are free.

Nothing is free, though. Only paid for.

Life's too short for commercials.

[daftrok]

I wanna Dogbert!

[AlphaDragonOmega]

love dogbert's mask/bandana

[123mariofan123]

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[jerbare6699]

booger booger

[TooCoolForYouWTF]

So funny! I never knew they made a show about Dilbert!

[shatros]

Hey isn't that my boss in that cartoon? Wait a minute, those are my co-workers! Oh no! I live in a cartoon! Arrrrrgh!

[McWeird007]

My favorite part is at 6:10

[dominicgorski]

Man, I miss this show

[tjrieves]

The first time I saw this show it was one of the last times they played it.

[dominicgorski]

Yeah, I watched it for a season and then I forgot about it. I'm happy that youtube did this, it's awesome.

[ChiWeedProtest]

technically crackle did this which is owned by sony, youtube just signed on to stream the videos that crackle streams on their site.

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

Daniel Stern is in there! He played the role of Marv on "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2: Lost In New York"!

[traberharry5]

Yay thats how i will run my company

[markman828]

I love this show, the advertisements are no bother really.

[Buddha42is42cool]

too true

[gamedeep]

I am content with advertisements, so long as I get to watch free Dilbert

[edusuntrebor]

@gamedeep I'd be more content if I didnt keep seeing the same two ads. -.-;

[NeoAstrisk]

At least it's only a few ads.

Not lyke 20 commercials in a row.

[AhhExpoldingMonkies]

whoever did the intro to this show was a genius

[josuepilk]

If you're talking about the musical intro, you're absolutely correct, he is a genius. That genius is Danny Elfman, former front man for Oingo Boingo and composer of cinematic and television themes like Batman (Tim Burton), Spiderman, the Simpsons, Willy Wonka and he sang and wrote all the songs in The Nightmare Before Christmas. Basically every Tim Burton film is accompanied by Elfman's music.

[simiantelligent]

Actually, not every Tim Burton film: Vincent, Frankenweenie, Ed Wood and Sweeney Todd had music composed by others.

[tjrieves]

There are some things you are not meant to know...

[GamertagAlidha125]

I think Madoff would agree with you there.

[tjrieves]

Well said

[wholeuniversefilms]

there are too many chilis adds

[AhhExpoldingMonkies]

life's too short for bland commercials

[johhnysenor]

yea ^_^ lol

[OverHedge99]

@AhhExpoldingMonkies That's why I use Old Spice

[nick7ismyname]

chilis is good but this is youtube. people say the ads make it just like tv and we should deal with it. if i wanted to watch tv, id watch tv not go on youtube

[Theditor]

youtube needs some way to pay for showing Dilbert. The advertisements aren't to make it more like tv, it's so YouTube doesn't lose money

[TheMannz89]

chillies must die >.>

[ShadoxKorashi]

o-o awesome show.

[KoanSilver21]

OMG scubadiving BBQ

[killcows897]

I love Dilbert

I miss this show so much

[phantomspellchecker]

22 thumbs down. Aren't you proud of yourself?