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  • "Smogon! Because if it can't be earthquaked, let's ban it!"

  • someone didnt put any torches in their continent and creepers filled it up

  • Smogon can keep hating, and I'll keep on Garchomping.

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  • Little know fact: Brainman employs the same banhammer logic as the WBC (Many of you should know what that stands for).

  • Fuck Smogon and fuck the rules they make piece of shit =.=

  • YES, I DO DISAGREE, GARCHOMP IS NOT UBER!!!

  • WTF

  • Of course I don't agree with you; you're Smogon!

    *Uses Protect* Owned.

  • i used Protect on your predicted Explosion.

  • Me: yeah i dont agree wit' you smogon.

    *explosion*

    Me: Ha, i was on the other side of the world >:)

  • @lava172 Do you really think that's funny?

  • @Melkac lets see you try to be funny. if you cant even TRY then fuck off.

  • @lava172 Wut.

  • @lava172 No, actually that really isn't funny at all, screw off.

  • there ar too much you dare not agree things...

  • i prefer battles. just battles no rules no hackers just battles with ppl who have caught/bred theyr pokes n just battle

  • This is pretty much smogon in a nutshell. You do something they don't like? Ban! :D

  • I DON'T AGREE THAT SALAMENCE IS UBER! >8(

  • @koolbowser961 there are reasons why:

    -it has perfectly distributed stats, with 100 base speed, not too many pokemon can outspeed after a DD

    -outrage, fire blast, and earthquake can hit most pokemon for neutral damage

    -there aren't many pokemon that can counter every Salamence set, steel types get hit by EQ or FB, ice types usually can't withstand a +1 outrage

    -in ubers people found a very effective rayquaza-salamence core so salamence can function in ubers

  • @SSBMslash You mean like a Defensive vaporeon with ice beam or roar? A slowbro? Anything with choice scarf + ice attack can kill it. There's really no reason it needed to be uber in Gen 4.

  • @itachi000797 However those pokemon don't resist and can take quite a bit of damage especially from +1 Outrage, plus assuming the player is intelligent the salamence team will obviously have anti-ice and would deal with the tanks. Sometimes they have Yache berries. Sure Salamence isn't invincible but it is overcentralized.

  • Smogon means Koffing in German

  • HOW COULD HE PUSH THE BUTTON

  • Explosion is never super effective to anybody haha XD

  • Australia was banned in Never Used,Under Used,Over used, AND UBER game.being so,it exploded.The Button did not do it,The Button gave Koffing a

    tail to Poliwag.

  • @kamichicken100 You're fucking retarded

  • 0:09 koffing used selfdestruct

  • explosion is normal type = never super effective. just sayin.

  • @piippiz how dare you not agree. do you know who your dealing with

  • WTF??? Koffing has no hands, how can he press the button if it isn't with his face???!!!

  • @omeleques1 You have no knowledge of the meme or the sugjects.

  • this was actually the funniest one ive ever seen...just because it was smogon and i find it funny and ridiculous

  • @kamichicken100

    Smogon is the german name of koffing

  • TR4Q

  • what's this..koffin was there just for the show...and it is spelled KOFFIN

  • its koffing

  • jhg

  • the EV/IV knowledge is useful to have. I don't care for tier lists or standard move sets, half the fun of pokemon is figuring out these things for yourself. I use Bulbapedia more than any other pokemon site because it doesn't attempt to review pokemon for me, it just gives me the info. It helps that the site also doesn't have the 'WE ARE LEGION' feel to it.

  • @fkkkkkenig

    And that's how you play a game...The way the developers wanted you to play it.

  • smogon is ok, however, making blaziken uber is too much, its not that powerful if dealt with properly, same with garchomp, now blaziken gets his ass kicked by giratina and the like

  • how did he press the button?

    he doesnt have arms!!!

  • @Wolf6120 I think the Koffing used Sludge on the button.

  • @TundraBlitz

    You know what I find sad? Your pathetic assumptions. You say it's a casual game made competitive by "nerds". I would call ping pong a casual game yet it's a sport in the Olympics that some people take seriously. And if smogon are a bunch of nerds in their basement tell me again why you're searching YouTube vid of them?

  • @clickplay42

    The same way you decided to respond to his comment.

  • I was trying to catch a very rare pawniard. I almost ran when it appeared.

  • Like somgon they are a purple ball of gasses shit!

  • How dare you insult the modest raticate!

  • @CrushingHydro Smogon sets exist for a reason: because they are good. I have nothing against original movesets (I use some in my teams), but I meant if you are gonna try to have fun, you should have evs and ivs put correctly, use smart pokemon and smart movesets. No use running around with scrambled ev modest Raticate am I right?

  • Marriland=biggest(literaly) joke ever

  • wait if he haz no arms how he press the button

  • SCREW COMPETITIVE BATTLING.

  • @CrushingHydro In my opinion, that's one of the good things about tiers. Some of my favorite Pokemon aren't OU, but in UU (or NU in some cases) they can be used competitively, which I consider to be more fun than casual play.

  • Blaziken.

  • Koffing have Hands???

  • Aha! So Smogons server is in Austrailia!

  • Koffing used explosion, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  • @TheMrgameplayer99 lol, good one

  • @TheMrgameplayer99 Casaul Player is uneffected by it...

  • @TheMrgameplayer99 Australia fainted!

  • @MrCrazyToad Good one dude. Lol.

  • @TheMrgameplayer99 Koffing used explosion, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! Wait...>__>

  • @melovepeas What?

  • @TheMrgameplayer99 Super effective? It's normal type, it's power level would have to be over 9000 to be able to...aaaaaahh.

  • Australia Fainted

  • um...thats a Koffing.

  • *Sees fight, gets out popcorn*

  • yeah, I'm dealing with people who ruined a once fantastic, amazing, almost perfectly designed game.

  • @drybowserman9091 LOL

    Man, kids these days, always talking when they have no fucking idea

  • @TheSolBlader I know right? Because of Smogon, Creative players are more rare.

  • @drybowserman9091 Just how? How did Smogon killed creativity? If by creative you mean something like using a Metagross trained in special attack, then I think there is another way to call that

  • @TheSolBlader No, no, no, I didn't say Smogon killed creativity. But smart easy strategies are harder to come by. By creativity I mean a way to work out your team your way. I swear I on my PBR Wifi days, I NEVER came across Regigigas. Why not? he's a good pokemon! Use skill swap or something! But no, you don't see Regigigas online. I mean, i don't see many trainers using a Swords Dance+Baton Pass to a Salamence combo. I mean, it's good, since Mence can't learn Swords Dance!

  • @drybowserman9091 Ok, that proves my point, you just have no idea huh. First, Regigigas can't learn Skill Swap. If you were thinking of something that could work on Double battles, Gastro Acid would work better since it would not affect the other pokemon, the pokemon who would be using Gastro Acid. Second, really? BP a Swords Dance to Salamence when it can use fucking Dragon Dance which raises Attack AND Speed? I would love to battle against your "creative style" lmfao

  • @TheSolBlader I have a Dusknoir that knows Skill Swap, I use that to swtich ith Regigigas. And I knew that I'd get laughed at...and I'm starting to think that you like Smogon, follow it, and said i was a fucking kids with no diea about what I'm talking about. Wahtever. I don't care, you win, happy now? I'm gonna just drop this. all I'm saying is that, Smogon's now banning Mence and making it uber, along with Garchomp. They're starting to make bad desicions in my opinion.

  • @drybowserman9091 I just want to get something clear, the only thing the competitive community(me included) really cares about Smogon are the tiers. As long as you respect them you can use your pokemon in any way you want. They exist so you can have fair matches against pokemon of the same, umm, level as yours. Would you like to fight a Garchomp when using your Light Ball Pikachu?They also discovered the ways of RNG abuse. And the they ban things for a reason my friend

  • @drybowserman9091 Cont: While I think too that banning Mence was kinda dumb, Garchomp is %100 uber material. The typing, the movepool, the stats, it's an horrible monster that I hated because 5 of everyone 3 battles had a Garchomp on it. I do not l worship Smogon, I respect them and follow the rules, no more no less. And I'm against people that hate on them for no reason. As a matter of fact, you failed to make your point about how Smogon ruined pokemon. That is all

  • @TheSolBlader OK, so i was thinking, about the "Flame Orb+Guts" Combo. Well, since Facade ALSO gets a boost from status problems like burn, that would give even more attack power. So I have an Adamant natured Hariyama here with Flame Orb, Guts and Facade. Has that combo already been used?

  • @drybowserman9091Yes, and is in fact a good set. What about it?

  • @TheSolBlader Has it already been used before? I know the Flame Orb and Guts thing has but with Facade as well?

  • @drybowserman9091 I'm not sure as I have never seen or used a Hariyama before on my battles, specially because No Guard Machamp would be a better choice for a fighting type on a team, and, hmm, no I think using Facade is a bad idea. Sure you get the status boost but Normal type attacks can't hit anything for super effective damage, and a important thing on any set is coverage. I mean, right there you have two attacks that can't hit ghost types. And it can learn Cllose Combat which also gets STAB

  • @TheSolBlader Lati@s, Salamence and Garchomp aren't threats because they hit so many things for Super Effective coverage, they're threats because of the Neutral coverage they have. On the other hand, Electivire can hit 13 out of 17 types SE, but it's UU!

    Kabutops in 4th Gen UU had SD / Waterfall / Return / Aqua Jet and it was brilliant because there was Cradily and Shedinja who resist Water/Normal in UU. If your opponent didn't have either (especially if you were in Rain), you usually swept.

  • @SteelPokemonFan It's actually all about the stats, very few things can handle their attacks, I mean, even a superb wall like Vaporeon has trouble with something like Garchomp. Honestly, Weavile laughs at them hard, and she's so underrated, that's why I love her. And! Using rain is pretty much an easy sweep honestly, even more now with Dream World Politoed which I bet none of you knew about because you're obviously not into the competitive scene

  • @SteelPokemonFan And that Kabutobs made me LOL hard, two water attacks and Return? No Stone Edge or Superpower? Be honest, you have been swept by that huh?

  • @TheSolBlader I have swept with it a lot! I was using Electivire and the Dragons as examples. Also, I am into competitive battling, and if it was all about stats, then why are Rotom-As in different tiers? Typing is not everything, you have to account for movepools & abilities. Heck, if it was all about stats, Smeargle wouldn't be OU, Slaking wouldn't be NU and Riolu wouldn't be viable at all this Gen. But now with Prankster it has a niche is using Priority Copycat after Roar.

  • @TheSolBlader Also, Rain is not broken anymore. With no Swift Swimmers, Rain Sweepers are harder to come across and if you don't have a way to deal with Rain on your team, then your team is probably crap anyway. Weavile is too frail to do much, she switches in on a Dragon, the opponent switches, and Weavile takes residual damage. She is also weak to Mach Punch & Bullet Punch.

    Concerning Kabutops, Stone Edge has bad accuracy (but is good) and Superpower should really be used in OU for Steels.

  • @drybowserman9091 I'd try Toxic Orb+Guts if I were you. Being burnt will half your Attack stat which is the last thing you want on anything with Adamant. Being poisoned however has no secondary effect on your stats.

  • @UphamE Both Toxic and Burn half your Attack. And Guts makes Hariyama more physically powerful, not less physically powerful. Besides, I'd rather be burned than badly poisoned.

  • @drybowserman9091 Being poisoned doesn't change any stats. If you don't believe me then look up both Burn and Poison (status ailment) on Bulbapedia. It'll say right at the top what each one does to a PKMN in terms of hp and stats.

    And forgive me; I knew the basics of what Guts did but I didn't know that it was unaffected by Burn's attack-decreasing effect. So yeah; the Flame Orb would work- I just thought Toxic would be better.

  • @TheSolBlader P.S Srry for my multiple spelling errors -_-

  • @TheSolBlader Annoying Spam: My bad, but Smogon also made Salamence uber due to using Dragon Dance. THAT'S why I made my first comment in the first place.

  • I'm still pissed about Salamence becoming Uber. Not all of them use dragon dance, you know!

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  • Pokémon should be taken seriously. Very seriously.

  • It's only a matter of time before their trollitary drops down on Serebii...

  • Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes....

  • So I heard you guys like having Choice Scarf Breloom Spore every single member of your team.

  • @BureauofBadBehavior Actually that goes against Sleep Clause. ;D

  • @Breloom321

    Exactly. Apparently most of the people here enjoy being Spore'd by Choice Scarf Breloom.

  • SMOGON IS A SELF-PROCLAIMED AUTHORITY

    SO I KNOW WHO I AM DEALING WITH

    SMOGON IS NOT OFFICIAL

  • Most people who say Smogon sucks are those who never battled a intelligent player before. There is more to battling than putting 4 different moves on a Pokémon and choosing which move is super effective.

    Sleep clause exists for a reason. Breloom will Spore every member of your team, get 3 Swords dances and annihilate almost everything.

  • its not smogon is koffing

  • 0:08 Um, when did Koffing have hands?

    And, why Marriland, WWWHHHYYY!?

  • Sleep clause is for noobs. My proof? Smogon noobs in random matchup think everyone observes it! So what do I do? I Hypnosis twice in a row (usually)! THEY ALWAYS SWITCH OUT THE POKEMON I JUST PUT TO SLEEP! Since my Spiritomb has a Zoom Lens and PATHETIC Speed, the Hypnosis hits most of the time!

    Aww... Did the big, mean, Spiwitowmb huwt youw feewings, Smogoners? Did they bweak youw pwecious sweep cwause? Aww... Poow, poow... NOOBS!!!! MAN UP AND STOP DCing!

  • I like how people are complaining about the rules they're not forced to play by.

    Why don't you make a competitive website forum where street pokemon, no rules, is played as the standard metagame?

  • @THEMastadi Not forced to play by? Try random matchup! You losers treat it like you own it! My tip for you is: CHECK ANY AND ALL CLAUSES AT THE DOOR WHEN YOU USE RANDOM MATCHUP! It's no fun when my "sixth sense" starts buzzing, telling me you're going to switch out your sleeping Pokemon (no, really, when I play Pokemon, I get a twinging sensation that tells me when to use another Hypnosis) so I use another Hypnosis, and you losers DC! MAN UP! So what if I'm gifted! Deal with it!

  • @Kingofcolor hey, you never specified a "no disconnect" clause, did you? Perhaps you're the one who should man up and stop complaining about random battles, or actually play arranged games with people who agree to your ruleset, or rather the lack of it.

  • @THEMastadi JUST CHECK YOUR CLAUSES AT THE DOOR, DANG IT! GAMEFREAK didn't put a sleep clause on random matchup BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT ONE THERE! I just want my victories to actually be listed somewhere else besides in the "W" variable on my graphing calculator! Every time you guys DC, I raise it by 1 as well, but I want my game to have it listed, too!

    Note: I've been keeping track ever since Blue version, so I have 3044 wins (not telling my losses and draws right now).

  • @Kingofcolor Just because gamefreak didn't put it there, doesn't mean you can't use it. By that logic, you shouldn't ever IV breed or EV train because gamefreak didn't want you to know about those hidden attributes. Oh, and VGC shouldn't have any rules specified either, because hey, any rules gamefreak wanted to be in, are already in the game, right?

  • koffing doesnt even need a bomb. cant he just use exploiosn

  • its not 4chan js

  • Smogon is nothing butt a dogshit community full of butthurt dipshits who suck at playing pokemon. "Baawwwww, I lost because he used Double Team!" SUCK IT UP. teach your pokemon swift or vital throw or something instead of flat out banning it.

  • ok

  • I love how tourneyfags can ban half the content in a game and still say with a straight face that it's how it's "supposed to be played".

    WELL, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME FOR CRIPPLING YOUR CARD CASTLE TEAM WITH A SINGLE DOUBLE TEAM FROM MY SHITTY BEEDRILL, PRINCESS

  • Lol

    Ironic how I actually go to both sites... (mostly Smogon)

  • Don't get mad because you lost to Marriland in the Smogon Forum Invitational.

  • What ever happened to fun, and casual play?

  • @PantaroParatroopa uumm...........NU?

  • @PantaroParatroopa

    If you ask me, competitive play is funner than casual...

  • @RobloxSTICKMANX25 I play both competitively and casually. I try different teams on Pokemon Online every day, so I can finally decide on what team I want to train up on Black. But I try to use some NU/UU pokemon, and my teams tend to lean more towards the "hipster" side. I think there's maybe 2 commonly used pokemon total in my team. I lose a lot of battles, but I also win about as many times as I lose, and I have fun with my team, which is the most important thing to me.

  • @HeartOfTheNoob

    Oh yeah, my team's somewhat hipster, too. Get this, I'm actually considering my revenge killer to be Weavile.

    I do also enjoy casual play, but to people like me, it feels a tad childish. SOO strategy-lacking. Any competitive player can kick the ass of a casual player in seconds, even if they're not using an EV-trained party.

    The weird thing is, though, before anyone in my little 'clique' of PokeNerds heard about competitive battling, we were mostly already playing by Smogon OU..

  • @RobloxSTICKMANX25 if you ask me, you should probably learn english a little gooder

  • @brociden1 "learn english a little gooder" How about you improve your english skills before making yourself look like a fool and a hypocrite. "Gooder" isn't even a word.

  • @LolSkaze i realize that, i said it sarcastically, english is my first language

  • @PantaroParatroopa it died on April 22 2007

  • @PantaroParatroopa

    You should spend days training a pokemon that you spent weeks trying to get. Then you should get a move template of sorts off of Smogon. Then fight other people who use premade template super-Pokemon. YEAH! FUN!!!

    I feel sorry for those srs nerds. They turned a simple game into a basement dwelling sport.

  • @TundraBlitz people use original movesets too, and you shouldnt bitch about smogon, nothing is stopping you from using your bad pokemon, it just means you will lose

  • @subtitan7

    Oh I'm not bitching. I'm just expressing my deepest sympathy for those poor nerds who spend weeks to train pokemon for a casual game. It's just so sad. No matter how you look at it, it's just sad, so very, very, very sad.

  • @PantaroParatroopa Smogon happened.

  • Seems like Marriland forums just exploded

  • Wtf when he grew arms i was like LAUGHING!

  • No, I don't agree with you, and I do know who I'm dealing with! GARCHOMP AIN"T UBER! (P.S. I have one, and it's good, but fast ice types kill it easily.

  • @salamenceex Ice types? Don't you mean the one fast pokemon with Ice Beam, Gengar?

  • @Lazyboy0337 No, he's gotten killed by Frosslass, Mamoswines, a Salmence here or there, many other things.

    Usually when stone egde misses.

  • @salamenceex k. bring froslass in on a outrage. bring mence in on outrage. bring mamo in on outrage. they will kill it, right? oh wait. they didnt survive.

    learn what a counter is.

  • @Lazyboy0337 gengar doesnt have ice beam.... dumb ass

  • 2 comments

    1. I must admit, i'd side with Smogon over stupid Marriland anyday

    2. I support 80% of Smogon, the only things I hate is the fact they assume they can boss us battlers around

  • @ninetalescommander I don't agree with the Marriland part . . . but I do agree that Smogon shouldnt do that to us battler's, They can't boss us around with all these rules and restrictions, We Battlers should battle as we please.

  • where did the hand come from O_o

  • Poor Salamence...:D

  • it´s pikachu!!!!!!!

  • koffing used civil rights

    ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

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  • Sleep Sense, Freeze not so much... No other status clauses exist to my knowledge...

    Sleep, easily controllable (spore) and can affect entire teams if not moderated... I agree with this one

    Freeze on the other hand doesn't always work and can cause a player to lose a match to pure chance (10% chance on all moves with that chance if memory serves) even though the chance is low it's still stupid, freeze clause shouldn't exist...

  • @Aurumvideo Freeze clause only works on games where it is programmed into the game itself, such as Pokemon Stadium and PBR.

  • @whohassocks Oh I knew it's not programed in the handheld games, I meant as in a Smogon style of clause (a.k.a. rules that are not implemented but are meant to make the game "competitive")

  • @Aurumvideo A Smogon style freeze clause would never work. It's stupid to even try using it. I don't think freeze clause happens outside of the console games anyway.

  • @whohassocks Agreed. also true

  • Koffing has a white arm with sleeves?

  • Koffing used Explosion!

  • nice enough except.....thats a koffing

  • @TheAwakenedMage Smogon is the german name for Koffing, as well as the name of one of the biggest online Pokemon competitive communities.

  • @Shadoboy well ok then...

    but why use the german name when its in english?

  • @TheAwakenedMage Because this is a joke about the Smogon site, whose mascot happens to be the titular pokemon.

  • And Since When did Smogon Get Arms? XD

  • Well some of the clauses I agree with (Evasion Clause - no raising evasion via moves ^_^ ) Most of the ubers I also agree with minus a few recent ones

  • @Aurumvideo

    What about that stupid Sleep, Freeze or other status clause? I don't see how chance is cheating.

  • who the hell is Smogon!? hes koffing you twit

  • @samuelt2020 It's a competitive pokemon battle website, and Koffing is their logo. Twit.

  • @samuelt2020 It didn't make any sense to the world, so god gave him hands so he could press the button. :P

  • we have smogon, mirriland, and serebii ... THE WINNER IS (spot light goes on all of them) SEREBII then the video happens

  • Yes. I disagree with Smogon and their STUPID TIRES LIST AND CLAUSES THAT THOSE ASSHOLES CAME UP WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kofing used his cock to destroy Australia

  • and latias,and manphys, and many other

  • definitely a vid for salamence and garchomp's banning

  • Tiers are for queers.

  • yes I dare to not agree

  • Thank god for Pokemon Battle Revolution. In Wifi Battles, tiers don't exist! :D

  • It's funny cause Smogon sucks.

    .o.

    If I had one dollar for every time someone chose to follow Smogon and not use there brain for a little originality, I would be rollings in TRILLIONS.

  • @TheAeroTurtle no, the point of this video was not that smogon sucks, its a very useful website, good guidelines, shiddy server + clans, the video was funny cause Smogon thinks that what they say (about tiers) goes

  • @Flamestrke And then someone who actually doesn't follow the site makes a counter that isn't there and kicked your ass.

    Game, set, and match.

  • @TheAeroTurtle 1. I dont follow the site

    2. care to explain?