Edward, being a thirteen-year-old girl, thinks Bella has died and goes to Italy to commit suicide. He attempts to do this by exposing himself to the sun at noon in an Italian town. Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay. Bella teams up with Edward's sister Alice, who turns out to be straight ,torescue her ex from his emoness.
Book Two begins with Bella angsting about reaching the old age of eighteen, which she worries will make her some sort of cradle-snatching freak because her boyfriend Edward is eternally seventeen. The fact that a 109-year-old vampire is sexually interested in an emotionally immature girl 90 years his junior apparently doesn't bother her. Edward cheers up Bella by giving her a mix tape. Unfortunately, later Edward changes his mind, takes back the mix tape, and dumps Bella.
He leaves her in the forest by herself, and being a woman and thus without a sense of direction, she gets lost and almost dies.
Bella spends the rest of the book going crazy, imagining Edward's voice and partaking in ever more self-destructive activities. During this time she befriends Jacob Black, who turns out to be a werewolf but is still way better for her than Edward. She finally regains Edward's attention after she deliberately jumps off a cliff and almost dies.
Team Jacob <3
AdindaPony 1 year ago
Yeah !!!
Team Paul !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrsMeraz1 1 year ago 5
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jeraldsmootgn 2 years ago
i run with wolves
naruto999ify 2 years ago 2
TEAM JACOB!
loolfactorie 2 years ago 3
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Team Edward!
TMNTuniverse 2 years ago
Chaske's Hat is funny! Love you though!
TheShaNeeS 2 years ago 7
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eww chake or watever his name is...is too old!! for the movie!!
anacamje 2 years ago
he's sam! haha. I thought he did a good job.
myciaobella19 2 years ago
yeah i know he is sam in the movie but in real life isnt his name chaske spencer or something like that?
anacamje 2 years ago
BOO MOON!
thisscreensucks 2 years ago
Lol, Team Jacob fans.
Yea, I ain't a fan of Jacob, I'm a fan of his fans.
chaos850 2 years ago
I bet those Native American's wanted to kill themselves after watching it.
TheRealTradeMark 2 years ago 2
Edward, being a thirteen-year-old girl, thinks Bella has died and goes to Italy to commit suicide. He attempts to do this by exposing himself to the sun at noon in an Italian town. Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay. Bella teams up with Edward's sister Alice, who turns out to be straight ,torescue her ex from his emoness.
thewall1179 2 years ago 2
Book Two begins with Bella angsting about reaching the old age of eighteen, which she worries will make her some sort of cradle-snatching freak because her boyfriend Edward is eternally seventeen. The fact that a 109-year-old vampire is sexually interested in an emotionally immature girl 90 years his junior apparently doesn't bother her. Edward cheers up Bella by giving her a mix tape. Unfortunately, later Edward changes his mind, takes back the mix tape, and dumps Bella.
thewall1179 2 years ago 2
you're a jackass
thewall1179 2 years ago
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Team Edward
Angel3Lover 2 years ago
all u haters can suck it! don't care what u say; i'm still gonna see it cus i luv taylor :)
purpl3dahl1a 2 years ago
Twilight can suck donkey balls for eternity!!!
KINGJADEX 2 years ago
whoo its 2morrow!!! ahhhh can't wait!
kaylacole93 2 years ago
me too
canadianpaintballer2 2 years ago
This movie failed... epicly
deadmonkey342 2 years ago
your spelling failed... epically
luhole 2 years ago
He leaves her in the forest by herself, and being a woman and thus without a sense of direction, she gets lost and almost dies.
Bella spends the rest of the book going crazy, imagining Edward's voice and partaking in ever more self-destructive activities. During this time she befriends Jacob Black, who turns out to be a werewolf but is still way better for her than Edward. She finally regains Edward's attention after she deliberately jumps off a cliff and almost dies.
thewall1179 2 years ago
so did yours.
Zarin822 2 years ago
1 day leftt <333
billytalent1187 2 years ago
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i can't believe i paid to see this its horrible.
isnt this out in america yet?
iloveazamat 2 years ago
did u read the book? u like the book?
toki247 2 years ago
4th!
Thralko 2 years ago
3rd
colourguardqueen 2 years ago
2nd!
pagloota 2 years ago
i more day left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
superhappyemo 2 years ago