Twilight SUCKED a movie review.

[Kebedew]

I never thought I'd see a film where the entire ingredients is shit, shit shit!

[xirec1st]

Twatlight is awful. First off, the movies sucked. They made vampires sparkle. What else do you need to know? Plus, Bella has NO personality at all. She had tons of guys after her for NO reason, and there was nothing to her. She was a nobody. An extra. An underdeveloped character with no point. The only decent part of the entire series was the whole werewolf thing. I know they were just shape shifters but whatever. Also, where's the fucking? The fighting? The brutal deaths? .

[killerbee976]

are a pedifile????



[Johnlindsey289]

Twilight is nothing more than a mormon housewife's teenage shower nozzle masturbation fantasies, who agrees?

[xelbaga1987]

dude if you ask me !!...i say fuck vampire cult and vampire movies ...holla george fucking romero

[missylm1]

So true Like for fuck sake, glittering vampires?! Im a 14 year old girl and i think it is the biggest load of shite put on this earth! Dont get me started on the rest of it! lol dude ur awesome! subscribed :)

[spikyicecream]

yeah twilight dosen't have a great storyline, but it's written well, if you know what i mean...?

[angelofdeathx9]

lol this is hilarious

fuck twatlight and fuck all of them for ruining vampires

[Watching233]

This is how the movie have shouldve been

1-Fire Everyone

2-Rip the Script

3-Kill Stephenie Meyers for fucking up Vampires

4-Go watch the very first vampire movie

[Johnlindsey289]

@Watching233

You should see these vampire movies? Near Dark, Lifeforce (Alien vampires from space instead of from the grave), The Hunger, Lair of the White Worm, Innocent Blood, Martin, Planet of the Vampires, The Omega Man, Last Man on Earth, Let The Right One In, Thirst (2009), Rabid etc.

Now these portrayed unique unconventional unsterotypical vampires and reinvents vampires in good straight ways.

[summer07081982]

You amuse me. That is all. 

[ohm2rs]

Skip to @3:01 for the summary.

[huskiepup]

OMG! XD I couldn't stop laughing at this! you act just like bella! oh wait, thats not a good thing....

[Alquirra]

YOU ARE MY GOD!!!1111!!!!!11ONEONE!!1

The book wasn't too bad, but still. The drama that came out of it was so... bah. xD

[EscapeTheFateCRAIG]

lmfao I completely agree with you, it was a shitty movie and they all did a shitty job of acting it out...the effects were awful BUT i loved the books. and that's the only reason why I see the movies now. If i hadn't read the books, i would have walked into that theater and would be like wtf is this? But i have read the books and thats why I tolerate it. but i do have to say that New Moon was way better than Twilight. With the acting and the special effects.

[brittniparisianwj753]

Twilight is breathtaking ! I have seen this movie the first time at twilight-now . co/\/\

[PikaPikaPachirisu]

Loved the Ajax Intro thingy. ;D Made me laugh.

Almost as much as watching Twilight.

Awfull, Awfull movie..

Anyways. *thumbs up*

[barbie88888888]

Well, they can't make a good movie based off of a bad book. Awesome review.

[PowerPlusProductions]

LOL!!!! XD the only one that had a penis- i freakin love it!

I like this vid :)

[JanetteIMoore]

The Twilight Saga was fantastic ! I have seen this movie the first time at twilight-now/dot\com I love edward too... pretty crazy in love.

[xxdreamunicorn]

What are you expecting? You can't make a good movie based off of a poorly written book.

[WolfehCoyote]

LOL <3

[aenteralus]

Twilight is for fat little girls. End of fucking story.

[animallover163555]

Props dude, crops.

[IronMaiden237]

LMFAO! THANK YOU!

Twilight is an annoying fucking trend that needs to die! It is so fucking stupid and Edward and Bella are fucking ugly, they fall in love the first day and its stupid. The whole movie was bullshit and lmfao GLITTER? Come on. Waste of my life i'll never get back. Not to mention the acting was fucking horrific, just terrible.

[xAlucard9000x]

I don't know why exactly, but you seem like a pretentious arrogant mac user.

[07cheshireR]

i cant really say you are wrong coz it is your opinion so i wont comment on this vid

[ScaryTeri101]

Exactly!I am just gonna point out, I am a 12 year old.Let me tell you who likes it around me.

ALL THE GIRLS IN ALL OF MY CLASSES

My sister[she is 16]

My friend susan[ she is 14]

My opinion on Twilight is that it is a pointless

book/movie where young girls with no taste in books and imagine a pedophile vampire who fucked a 17 year old and wish it were them.Frankly, Stephenie Meyers should go die in a pit

Try some Stephen King people!

[ScaryTeri101]

Wow, I need to remember to spell and grammar check....

[DiJone]

More 12 year olds need to take on your opinion of things. Well done.

[MsWolffe]

@ScaryTeri101

Amen! Try some Anne Rice too...

[Johnlindsey289]

@MsWolffe

No way, Anne Rice made vampires gay too.

[MsWolffe]

@Johnlindsey289 But at least her vampires were vampires and not sparkly fairies who feed off deer and shit and fall in love and run sparkling thru a forest hand in hand. Check out Queen of The Damned. Violence and blood compared to non violence and abstinence... I think i'll go with violence and blood, since that's what vampires really are...

[Noelle166]

you sick minded ass hole!!!! What the Hell my little sister is 12. God you idiot!!! Even if you are joking that is not something to joke about. Pluss your opinion really doesnt matter right now. Who flipping cares that you think that 12 year old girls are hot to ou. You are a low life time wasting jerk!!

[Forcemage4]

and guess what, your opinion does matter either. And who gives a monkey's ass if your sister is 12, for all we know you don' t have a sister.

[kittylactose]

i agree with you man

[luvrock4eva516]

LOLOLOL

UGH crusty balls!

LOLOLOLOL

It does suck ASS

[klily73]

i have to say this again! ajax...you are amazing!

[pocat6]

eww crusty balls! LULZ

[EvilFingers]

Psuedo Vampires is what they were...in other words, Wannabe Vampires and most know that Vampires dont come out during the day, even if there is an Overcast, cause they'll go up in a cloud of smoke.

All in All, Twilight is an Emo movie.

[GABYINCUBUSMcCARTNEY]

HAHA You're sooooooooooo right man!

Sparkles? WTF!!!!

Twilight sucks!!!!!!

[xrodneyboyx]

,an ur totally right tilight sucks

[IcyKore]

lmfao....man meat....

Twilight was a huge steaming pile of shit.

And dude...the twelve year old girl comment....that was creepy...creepier than the hundred year old vampire hitting on a teenage girl. THAT ONE can be good if it's done properly.

[LordXenocide]

aside from the pedophiliac under/overtones i liked this review, it spoke the truth

[xdisneyfreakx]

and the sparkles come from the book, you dick

[auronismysem3]

@xdisneyfreakx

Do you know what a vampire is? Because vampires don't sparkle. That's his point. It doesn't matter if it comes from the book. Vampires don't sparkle.

[xdisneyfreakx]

Yes. I know what a vampire is. I am not stupid. He is

[spoogeling]

no, edward is a fucking queer with fangs that sparkles in the sun, he's no vampire

[JennyFromTheVlog]

still vampires don;t sparkle written form or movie

[xdisneyfreakx]

good ness me. get over the stereoptype!!!!!

thank the lord she used her imagination. and she dreamt it before writing it so blame her dreams :P

[JennyFromTheVlog]

No one need to publish her dreams, and fine i don;t care if the vampire sparkle or not, and frankly its just the beggining of the problems with this horrible book, but anyway, i digress, by DEFINITION vampires do not sparkle in the sun, its like if someone was writing about werewolves and they all started floating around and saying it was perfectly normal. If your going to be using famous mythical creatures - stick to the centuries old definition, if not make up your own one.

[eidius1989]

you mean her drugs right?

[xdisneyfreakx]

what?

[eidius1989]

it means she was on drugs to write something so horrible

[DiJone]

You are ridiculous LOL You embody ever stereotype of every Twilight fan in the world. You should be ashamed at your lack of good taste.

[xdisneyfreakx]

well, the film didnt suck, and err, you sound a bit like a rapist when you talk about 12 year old girls like that

[Xp3rTGam3r]

fuck twilight

[sqareenix]

ezpers95 right get over youself i mean cmon heres somthings most people think of when they here vampires

1.underworld

2.queen of the damned

3.30 days of night

4.blade

and you know what in all those movies vamps die in sunlight they dont get bidazzled

[ShadowofMyself16]

I agree completely, especially about the sparkles.

[dragonsin12]

wow lol hate much

[samanthaHeller]

i had to watch the whole freaking movie because it came out the day of my friends birthday,and it was crap. Even the twitards at my school agreed that the movie sucks.

[Failcard]

Yea well at least he can get more guys then you.

[ezpers95]

its 'get a life', not 'get alive', and you're insulting him (if those can be called insulting), for not liking a movie you like? Get over yourself.

[KIWI897]

HORRIBLE FILM!

[lvampira]

I have to give it to ya! you summed it up to the Core...that was the worse "vampire" film.

[Moxie972]

I love u man! Twilight sucked more than twilight without vampires. It was an insult to vampires.

[diazdehernandez]

haha i love you . this is the best review for twilight

[SuteshiAmi]

I thought watching little twelve year old girls almost orgasm over a crappy vampire movie would be entertaining.

[PugLoversGRHS]

"Good Man!"

Twilight DID sucked..

[devilwearsprada1234]

jesus christ this movie was horrible. and the acting? what the fuck?

[LeonSKennedy828]

the fangirls will be seeking your flesh now, with you still alive

[Lusa5]

They can suck his middle finger (on his hand)

[slyrat53]

Lol! Very funny and true review! Great job!!!

[JesseUrbin]

Stupid Homosexual Vampire's.Half the time those two idiot's we're just staring at each other.Lol.True stupid 12 year old girl's.

[Lusa5]

aw not nice. there twelve. our brains dont develop untill 13. give em a year my friend...give em a year..

[mclovedahling2]

OMG Hilarious,But So Truee (:

Kristin Can't Act Worth Shit

Epic Fail....

[awesomenessinglasses]

I had two baby sit two kids that made me watch Twilight. A 12 year old guy and his 11 year old sister. I sat between them at the movie and I watched their faces more than the movie. She loved Edward and he loved Bella. At the end of the movie, they were so happy and they kept saying 'That was sooo cool!'. I sent them to bed early that night. I repeat... WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!

[Lusa5]

*cries* I feel your pain!!! even though i couldn't even finish it...it was so fuckin bad >_>...

[awesomenessinglasses]

Three words...

WORST. MOVIE. EVER!!!

[alexandradowning]

1:28-1:41

ROFL

[SuperPunkkitty]

I read the book and i hated it. SO UNACCURATE. I agree with u

[JesseUrbin]

Lol I know.I though Vampire's we're suppose to turn into bat's.

[ThisIsMyFridge2]

Oh yeah. This movie sucked. They should have fucking paid me to see it instead of me paying.

[sunset261]

I watched the movie but hey. At least it didn't suck as much as the book. That's not saying much though. They even cut some of the stupidity in the book from the movie simply because it was just too stupid.

[emilyenigma]

I agree.

And don't forget the twitchy eyes!!

[NeverAloneForever]

I love that last comment. BASEBALL. FAIL

[thewinningmachine]

i AGREE!!!! i hated the movie, and seriously stephanie adding herself too the movie? who else thoguht that was fucking stupid. i read all the books and i shouldnt have, vampires should stay the awesome blood sucking creatures they are, not romance seaking fools.

[PugLoversGRHS]

Seriously how Twilight rated as a movie?

It didn't.

The actress kept the THE SAME FACE EXPRESSION THOUGH OUT THE WHOLE MOVIE!!

Come on do not disagree with me...

Twilight SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrsJacobBlack171]

are u 4 real

yhh ok tha film wasnt great

but erm if ur nt a fan of it thn ow are u supposed to enjoy tha film

wah a pile of bull

ooo n im nt 12 btw im 17!!!!!!!!!!

[drdude12472]

lern too spel, and plenty of thick, vain, teenagers like you went to see it, then read the toilet paper.

[MrsJacobBlack171]

excuse mee but hu are u to call me thick and vain u kno noffin about mee

n also plz tell mee 'lern too spel' is a joke

[drdude12472]

I know you aren't expecting an answer, but 1. I meant fans in general, an yes, it was a joke, in case you needed confirmation... but then Twitards don't understand irony. Now go take a spelling test and stop obsessing over Eddiekins Sparkledick and Jacob Blatant Racial Stereotype.

[NeverAloneForever]

Nosferatu (movie), Dracula, and I Am Legend are real vampire novels. Go read them.

[xprincexofxsavagesx]

You can be a better person than this. Stop reading that pile of bull and smarten up.

[DiJone]

That's sad that you are 17 and your grammar is that horrible.

It's really ammusing to me that I have never seen a Twilight fan use correct grammar. NEVER. It's hilarious.

[imdaprince2]

stfu i agree 100% with him twilight sucks dick

[DiJone]

Um lol my comment was DEFINITELY not directed towards this video seeing as I hate Twilight probably more than you do. It was directed towards another commenter. Know what you're talking about before you make uninformed assumptions.

[imdaprince2]

then reply to that commenter?dont bother me with this shit.I never made any uninformed assupmtions?Thats not even politically correct.

[DiJone]

lmfao I did you fucking moron. If you haven't noticed, sometimes comments that are in reply to another comment don't always show up underneath that comment.

And do you even know what 'politically incorrect' means? lol

[DiJone]

You need to be shot in the face.

[nikkisn20]

Twilight did suck!! i hated it....i dont care what anyone thinks but seriously they picked horrible actors to play the rolls....thanks that you totally agreed :D

[dbzmastergal]

the book was bad the film was worse end of

[inthefireagine123]

the movie sucks ass through a straw

[MusashiVII]

that movie was so bad, even being stoned couldn't make it better

[AmaterasuFox]

Twilight movie ruins the book. <.< I like the way the book was written, but i'm not a twilight feak-out like some people. And yes.....what the heck is with sparkles? Maybe it's a new sun screen.....yea, right. XD I'd rather read pendragon......Much better than twilight, in my opinion.

[sohollow6]

i luv yr girl face

[croft28]

lmao.

[MrDman21]

LMAO! This dude is hilarious :D

[mellowillow]

your so fucking right man! sparkle bullshit!

[ilovefulton08]

i've watched two of your videos & in both you were talking about 12 year old girls??

i think maybe you have a problem!

[msbrookee]

twilight was poorly made due to low profit. now they have alot more money for special effects. plus the director who did it usualy does scary movies and this was supposed to be a romance. but if your a guy u probably wouldnt enjoy it either way because of the whole romance part.. just like you probably wouldnt enjoy the notebook. but new moon will be better made.

[LostInMadness220]

There was romance, i thought they were just sniffing their butts.

[Lilycus]

It was DEFINATELY DEFINATELY CORNY!! bahaha. They ruined the books

[Tutiflip]

that movie was so awesome, Edward is so hot

[majasty17]

no way, it sucked bad

[LostInMadness220]

Do you like lagoona beach aswell?

[jeangrey65]

These rantings are because those poor boys who had to worry about the Jocks and cool guys when it came to getting a girl, now they have to compete with EDWARD lo a fictional character! Poor guys. Most girls are in love with the Character of Edward and not Robert Pattinson like they believe. Ah youth. From my standpoint, I wish he would just keep quiet and keep to making movies, so as not to ruin the fantacy. ; )

[jhustin4]

lmao the movie TWilight sucked so bad, i felt like i was watching a really long episode of smallville

[bmxhardcore]

I just rented this movie and knew nothing about it before renting it. After watching it for the first hour and half, I could not take it anymore. The movie was so fucking slow and boring, I had to turn if off. This movie sucked and I waisted $5 and almost 2 hours of my time. DON'T BOTHER SEEING THIS SHIT MOVIE.

[XxangelgirlxX01]

lol, I absulutly thought they would atleast get hurt from the sun. Not sparkle like a wittle pwincess

[Kitsyngo]

I completely agree

Vampires that glitter and sparkle in the sun (shudders) and live in happy famillies that accept any human girl one of them brings in right on the spot !!! (really?) and then go play baseball together (wait is this a vampire movie at all ? Was i mistaken at some point? )

Oh and i'd have gone with the native dude HE seemed to have character and personality

[twilightrullermiriah]

yes the movie did suck i agree and I'm a fan ...

[Houseofmicky]

the movie has the worst acting/ storyline in the world

:) its funny to laugh at though

[Houseofmicky]

congrats on the awesome review

[Snugglisious]

LOL i laughed so hard during that movie i cried. so lame! some chick nearly mauled me after the movie when i said edward was not hot. i did like the books tho. ^-^ good stuff

[arbiterg]

i tought it was good id give it a 7/10 its normal that you think that it sucked if you never read the book

[Peralisc]

why do you mention the book, its about rating the movie not the book

[ras144]

Im 13/12 and I thought it sucked ass.

[hannah12290]

i agree with everything you said but yet i still liked the movie lol. i love the books. my brother was like "that movie was so gay, vampires do NOT fucking sparkle! They go out in the sun and they burn up and die!"

[AsG1989]

lets face it girls only watched it for the guy in it, and they defend the movie itself when all they care about is the guy

[friedchicken595]

alrrightt... soo yourr hitting on 12 year old girls? and how old are you? 20. oh and nice braces. xD

[nyaanchan]

"ooough crusty balls." XD

[kadajXroyXme]

I LOVED IT!! hahaha!! I love how people who like twilight watch this and make mad comments..they just know their wrong and yerr right!!! XD THANKS!!!

[majasty17]

um there is no right or wrong anwers stupid, people hate it and people loved it, but they probally only liked it becuz edward is as they hot.. yah right they like a guy who hasnt showerd in months and twilight was slow and boring and have you heard bella scream , it was a like funny everytime she screamed and she had cross eyes..

[oldmagic]

Good shit1

[bobbie1322]

lmao...that's hilarious

[Sailorella]

lol I that it suck to

[babygirlgoodies]

you arr a mother fucker dum ass

[lcatsash]

haha i liked the movie it kinda turned me on haha

[elea1885]

your pedophile jokes were epic. fuck twilight.

[ladiesman872]

i never read the book either, and when my sister and mom finnaly forced me enough to go see it in theaters, it was so much torture that I just... I really wanted to gouge my eyes out, it is nothing but a 'vampire' and a horny girl giving sexy looks THE ENTIRE movie, " because im a vampire, I can't sleep" ... oh and "Whenever you sleep, I like to watch over you because it interests me ( gives sexy look )." lol and yea, a family of vampires playing baseball together... FAIL.

[keynna47]

i actually thaught the movie was better than the book. i really don't like how stepheny meyer writes. it annoies me.

anyway, i like the video

[Ihowington]

Hahahaha I love this!!!!!

[Learner012]

lmao

[s1dia]

Man Meat...haha!

[flaplilbit]

people made the movie seem a lot better than it was, i honsetly thought it was gay too. i was dissapointed

[galixygirl1]

well i just want to say the movie suced balls but the books r awesome

[humphappyrabbit]

omg. funniest thing ever i loved the books always have..but movie=suckage

[Pneumatiphobia]

Lawlz, when I watched it I didn't even realize he was sparkling until like 5 minutes later. I thought he was just sweaty. =P

[MDSV47]

Hahaha, THANK YOU! The direction was HORRIBLE, complete lamesauce. I'm not advocating the sorry excuse for literature/cinema, but with the 12 year old girls thing...in all fairness...you DO listen to Taylor Swift.

[sarahewright9]

crusty balls LOLZ.

[happy00000]

if they all would have died it would have been the perfect ending...:)

[imtheshit111]

lmfao sparkle :P

[PetaPanPipes]

I thought I would read (listen to the audio books) before seeing the film. The books were heaps mushy and annoying. I didn't mind the movie though. It was entertaining in a kind of awkward way.

[Xbecca006X]

lol

yeah the movie sucked

[dRpEpPeRlUvEr2200]

if this book was so fricken popular y didnt the movie have a better budget that screams 'this book/movie is a waste of my time' yea

[neyenna]

i agree with you, and all the comments here.

i think twilight was funny ^^ yeah and while he was "sparkling" (sweating) in the sun his shirt magically opened and he had that look-at-me-i-am-sexy face again. that was the funniest part ^^

hey but, did you know that that robert whatever boy thinks twilight is crap too?

[dRpEpPeRlUvEr2200]

yea thats y the movie sucked so bad cuz the pple didnt have a very good image of twilight(Kristen doesnt like it either!!!!!!!! finally pple who dont just kiss meyers ass and obssess over her meyerpires im gonna call em meyerpires cuz calling them vampires hurts me too much)

[YouLookLikePatrick]

and i thought they'd die...!

apparently, i was wrong!

you are the most amazing man i have ever seen, please can i have your autograph you sexy sexy boy.

ooooh heaven is a place on earth.

you corney beast you!

[Lisisjulia]

When he sparkles it just looking like he's sweating lol. :P

[jrod1195]

xD omg. This is so funny, Im glad someone finally is saying like it is instend of kissing meyers ass.

Oh, you forgot to say epic when you said fail.

[downNup123]

TWILIGHT IS A GAY ASS MOTHER FUCKER who likes it up the ass..!!! and edward HE IS UGLY!! gosh whoever likes him is weird!! HE LOOKS LIKE........ A WITCH er somthing!!! gosh everyone get a life!!!

[Bleedri]

i like the books but i thought seeing the movie would fuck everything up. i was right. but i bust out laughing when you said crusty balls

[erikakiedis]

I couldn't even hear the movie when I saw it because of all the goddamn screaming every time Edward was onscreen.

[lisam251994]

da movie was good so idk wat ur tlkin about the book was better though u shouldnt be tlkin though ur probably in ur mothers basement right now tlkin shit about other ppls life and in reality u have no life

[ajaxouch]

lol HUNNY PLEASE, you're the one without the life.

A. You read twilight

B. You watch twilight

C. You watched this video about twilight.

go outside.

[Gaara4eva13]

haha pwnage lisam!

[xWeLoveTheJonasBrosx]

lmao..........personally i liked the film.........but i also enjoy making fun of it :)

[lizzillama]

why does everyone including you ajax have to talk shit to each other.

i thought twilight was kinda ok. but it wasn't great, and the books are O.K. but why can't everyone be nice for one second in their life!? hm? oh wait you all are too busy shit talking to even give a fuck, right?

[TwilightandEmmett]

this is so fucking funny!

[NorwegianFjordLover]

I don't understand why people are so disappointed with this movie.

Yes, of course, it missed many things that were in the book, but weren't in the movie.

But if they had followed the book completely; there would be no point in watching the movie in the first place.

Movies are suppose to be a little different compared to the books.

And if you don't like that;

then stick to reading the books.

I'm not trying to start anything.

I'm just posting my opinion.

[sagnew0110]

thank you! finally someone who has some sense!

[DuhnananaBatman]

FINALLY!! someone who agrees with me! I saw the movie and thought that the book couldn't possibly be like this. so i read it and it was exactly like the movie. almost the entire book was about the girl daydreaming about the vampire. i don't understand why its so popular

[Gaara4eva13]

twilight sux balls