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I stopped watching after 1:07 . After 1:07 I could tell that he was going to talk us to death and never get to the damn point or if he ever did eventually get to the damn point that it would not make up for all the talking he did before he actually got to the fucking point .
fuck you and get some fucking aids dude i am getting sick of dumb ass fuck nigger cunt licking butts that have motherfucking buttcancer and poop eating brains that like to be raped. so after i said this you are wondering why i am saying this is becuz i cant get thumbs up!!!!
My sister and I used to prank each other all the time. Her fav prank was, she would open the bathroom door and take my picture while I was using the toilet. One time I came home to my sister using the toilet. So I threw open the door and screamed, Boogidy, boogidy, Boo! It worked but not as good on her as it did my father! He jumped a foot off the john. Asked me if I was done to please shut the door. I wanted to die of shame. Couldn't look at him again for days.My Sis laughed at me for years
I hid in the ice box of the restaurant at this sportsman lodge where I once worked (it was prebagged ice, I wasn't siting in loose ice that was going to be served to the customers) and waited for the cook to perform her ritual of grabbing two bags for the bar. I sat on the side of the icebox that was padlocked and so when she reached into the box I grabbed her arm and started pulling. Her scream resulted in the law being called and she nearly beat me to death as I tried to get out.
I wish Justice for Campo Innocenza Maria died after waiting eight years for Justice, she died in pain after her money and her bank account had disappeared and denied by Intesa San Paolo BANK Corrado Passera to whom she had entrusted her money, hoping to have a more serene old age economically.
This are her last words: "Please listen to me, please help me. Ladies and Gentlemen, listen to me. San Paolo Bank has hidden my bank accounts, all my money has disappeared. In September I have tried to suicide and I am still alive thanks to Damiano. How can I make sure justice is done, no one helps us, everyone turns the back on us, why? why no one help us, me? I don't understand why you don't help me. What do I need to do to get help?" How can i hope and beleve?
@TheLuisj62 dude shut the fuck up you stupid piece of shit motherfucker, how bout you go shove a fat fuckin dick down your thoat and choke on it for a while. its people like you that drive me fucking insane and give me the urge to beat the holy living piss out of. so go fuck yourself you shit stick cocksucker. have a nice day.
heres a good prank i did i turned off all the lights in my house and war all black even a ski mask so then i got my airsoft gun my mom and dad went out to eat so they get home and i hide behind the door and when they got in the kitchen i made a loud thump noise because i ran up stairs and they went up i got some of my moms jewlry and put it in a pillow case and i open the window to get on my roof and my mom and dad thought i was a rober they almost called the cops
Where was this filmed? In South Africa? or perhaps Queensland? Because I know for a fact that is winter in Australia in July, and it still stays warm in Queensland.
My father told me a story once... he was a doctor in the Air Force, and being a young man -and a joker- he decided one night to mess with the women of the Air Force. There was this particularly skittish young woman who was a nurse on late night where he worked. She was skittish, and superstitious. So one night he took a sheet, roller skates, and chains and rolled down the hallway where she worked. Scared her so bad the poor woman fainted almost instantly. She didn't even have time to scream.
when i was little there were bullets lying around so when nobody was in the kitchen i decided to put 3 in our coalrange to see if anything would happen. So i waited & waited & still nothing then my uncle & cousin came home & stood next to the coalrange(fire) to warm up considering it was freezing outside. i totally forgot i had put them in there & when i walked into the next room all i could hear was BANG! BANG! BANG! i tryed to run didnt get very far but the look on my familys face (PRICELESS)
@NbaBaller550 I'm a foreigner and english is my second language and I understand him perfectly, I cant say the same for some rednecks and black people here in your country and then they wonder why the world hates America...., jackass.
@NbaBaller550 stfu dude it isn't "american" English, it's English. This man speaks beautifully, just in his accent. Broaden your cultures rather than dissing other people's.
so me and my friend in 6th grade dicided to take a shortcut into the 8th grade halway. so she bolts down the hallway and she slips on her shoelace runs into the wall and breaks her arm. i started cracking up and i got suspened. :D interesting dsy that was. ok this one time my friend alyssa was trying to put something in my locker and i turned to face her and i didint kniw it but her fingers were in the locker so i slammed my locker and broke her hand oh that school year
So he gets her back. Once she was stable, she requested to see the man who saved her life. When my dad walked in, she took his hand in hers and said, "thank you. It was your voice that helped me find my way back. I didn't want you to have to do that damn paperwork."
I have one from my dad. He was a paramedic.He responded to a call at a nursing home that a woman was possibly having a heart attack. On the way to the hospital after picking her up, she dies. dad was not in a good mood and had a migraine so he defibs her saying "ma'am, you are not dying on my stretcher today. Too much damn paperwork." Get's her back she dies two more times. he gets her back, saying "ma'am, did you not hear me? You are NOT dying on me. I don't want to do that paperwork!"
@NbaBaller550 omg stfu. i'm an american and you are giving us a bad name. why don't you use your fucking ears? there isn't that much aussie slang involved in the vid. and let's be rational here. use your fancy standardized-test-taught "deductive reasoning" to decipher the phrases you dont understand. this guy has some pretty funny shit right here! >:/
Different County America's Think they ways Best look how bout you Try that Shit With Russia Get ya Asses Pwnd in 15 Min's not all american's Just the Dick's That think there God givin Right is to order any way go Aussie's What ya Think FAB kick so Up em self's Dick Bags Australian's What Chuck Noris Shit's Himself over
Remember firecracker night? we used to have crazy jacks fights and when we got bored of that we started to throw them down a drain pipe and watch them go under water still alight and have a good old laugh.. but once one came back out of the water back up the pipe and out onto me! got stuck in between my shorts and shirt was still alight and burnt the fuck out of my guts and when i tried to knock it out of there it fucken burnt my arm!!! now i remember why cracker night got banned..cheers
@TheFatAussieBarstard Hahaha! You know how to say it! :XD Seriously? How can he NOT understand you??.. I'm 13, norwegian, norwegian family and everything.. I know japanese, german, spanish and english! FAHK YEEEA >:D
A friend of my dads first was to drive the hearse over to the hospital to pick up the dead body and take it back to the funeral home. Well I guess one night he got a call to pick a fairly new passed away individual. From what I understand they had an open coffin like box that the body was placed in to transport it. Well he gets there and picks up the body and starts to drive back to the funeral home. When all of the sudden the body sits up and scares the hell out of him.
I guess he slammed on the brakes threw the hearse in park and ran off. After a little while and a little calming down he called the funeral home and told them he quit and where to find the hearse.
i used to dress up as a scarecrow for a haunt that i worked at (when i wasnt a clown) , a friend decided to play prank on his brother which was with the local police . it was getting close to halloween and i was dressed up waiting for him to show up when he did both of them were in front of me and i just reached over and put my hand on the cops shoulder and he pissed his pants and almost shot me it was fun not the first time i got in trouble doing that
there was this one time when my brother and i were young kids we were running around the house and we had just gotten a puppy so we were house training him and i jumped over the news papers the dog had just crapped on and my brother who for got about the news papers slipped in the dogs crap and landed back first in all the crap LOL!! we still dont let him live that down hahaha
@TheFatAussieBarstard lol if you think thats funny you should of seen his face .... and he did the same thing 2 days ago when he was running after his dog in the back yard only this time it was face first in the dog crap .. iv never seen him run in the house so fast in my life
It was Halloween night and me and some friends were runnin about their neighborhoods. My mates were encouraging one of our friends to bang on their neighbors living room window. It was pitch black out, and the window was pretty high up, so he goes up, only light is comin from the window, raises his arm, and falls clean in to the 5ft deep bay of the window below. needless to say, the thump was loud, he yelled out in pain, no injury, but we had to pull em out, before the owners caught us.
Heres a good one. One time I was on youtube and i found this one channel . It was a good lookin channel. Good videos on this one. and i looked up at the name and it said
THE FAT AUSSIE BASTARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! most of your videos are very funny to me man. LOVE EM!!
Well a bunch of years back when i was about 12 or 13 i had to spend 3 weeks in the hospital for rectal bleeding docs couldent figure out what in the blue fuck was wrong with me long story short it was Ulcerative Coltis but anyway the whole time they made me shit in this chamber pot type thing and this nurse (Who was an extreamly attractive blonde) Had to sturr through it with a popsicle stick each time and test it for blood and such.Poor gal felt bad for her more to the story but damn comments
Can you imagine if the poor fella woke up as they were trying to embalm him... OMG how horrible. I can't imagine how frightened he must have been. Now for your story, yes hilarious at the time, something me and my friends would have probably done, however hindsight does point out a few danger factors there. ROTFL Have a good day and TFS.
I had a friend worked over night at a funeral home. He was suppose to be there if there was a phone call during the night telling him someone had died. They had a big screen TV and cable to give the overnight guy stuff to do, but once per hour he was suppose to walk through the building. We let a guy in one time, complete with fake blood etc. During the guy's next round he went in one of the small viewing rooms where the guy flipped open the casket. He threw up everywhere. Yes we had to clean up
Hey Darling i just watched this video . There seem to be a few dickheads who want to still fukn ridicule you . This pisses me off so bloody much . We're Australians with a very weird sense of humour no other country will understand . I do have a couple of hilairious tales to tell you , I'll have to send you a msg as the posts here aren't long enough for my tales . Love ya Heaps
There was a woman recently that was in a coffin presumed dead of course and she woke up during the ceromony much to everyone surprise then she no kidding had a heart attack and died again.
Ahaaaa at the oyster. ha. That is where the dead ringer and graveyard shift come from. In the olden days they used to bury people with strings around their wrists attached to a bell. And if they came alive the bell would ring and the watchman would say, he is alive. LOL
A similar story happend like this. where a russian lady died at her on funeral and was surpose to be dead, she woke up in her coffen and had a heart attack and died later on,, fucked up
LMAO FAB a doctor that collected me from a pushbike accident (1985) apparently chkd for a pulse & did all he could to revive me. Bunbled into the back of his combi van & was heading fo rthe Flinders Medical Center. I came to which he was turning into the ave that leads upto Flinders & he literally slammed the skids on so hard, I lnded in the front seat, almost knocking myself out.
I feel sorry for those poor folk who work in that morgue in Africa. Yuck Pete you put me off oysters lol. You are so mean Pete I wouldn't have peed but I would certainly have screamed my head off.
I had a little boy jump out of a wardrobe and scare the sh*t out me and my mrs whilst house hunting 20 years ago. The little sod then went on to lock us and his mum in the bedroom for 20 mins til his dad came home. We didn't buy it!!!
Ok, so a year or so ago, my sister was looking for the remote to the tv upstairs. What she didn't realize was she brought it down with her when she asked something earlier. The remotes looked identical, so we thought it was the one for downstairs. Anyway, she started looking for it, and we found that we had both remotes, so I started messing with the upstairs tv. The dog moved every time I did, making her think that the dog ate the remote. We still haven't let her live it down!!
That's crazy that it's not mandatory for the people in SA to call the police when they think a person has died.. Over in the States, you have to report any kind of death to the Police.. They will come by with the Coroner to verify the person is indeed dead before the body is released to the funeral parlor. Back in the olden days, it wasn't required to call the Police in the USA.. The same problems occurred, some people were actually buried ALIVE! Hell of a way to die..
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3zmoney 8 hours ago
I stopped watching after 1:07 . After 1:07 I could tell that he was going to talk us to death and never get to the damn point or if he ever did eventually get to the damn point that it would not make up for all the talking he did before he actually got to the fucking point .
MulattaPride 10 hours ago
Your Fucking Annoying Get To The Point You Damn Red Neck !!!!!
0271714 17 hours ago
fuck you and get some fucking aids dude i am getting sick of dumb ass fuck nigger cunt licking butts that have motherfucking buttcancer and poop eating brains that like to be raped. so after i said this you are wondering why i am saying this is becuz i cant get thumbs up!!!!
ghostleycaspey 18 hours ago
gang
XxxFastestDrummerxxX 1 day ago
FUCK YOU MOTHER
FLATRON777ful 1 day ago
Fake Laugh much?
swat54swe1 3 days ago
shut up and get to the point.
TheElectroman2010 3 days ago 2
next time film you pranks,i wich i saw her reaction
blazterreck 3 days ago
Shut up already geez
rberryism 3 days ago
how did i get from ankle breaks to this?!?!
AGJustinsGal26 4 days ago
didnt know people could have a nut sack on their lip
TheJudenhater 5 days ago
I would have went for "She slode out the door" but I hate english anyway, so that's nothing new
teknotoast 5 days ago
This guy is awesome ^^ my kinda sense of humour XD
gilgammesh1 5 days ago
i hope this guy dies
kmann100500 5 days ago
Dat stache
theringodd 6 days ago
screw all the haters!!!! good job keep up the good work!!
jessecayenne 6 days ago
Dude you are a man after my own heart i worked id a burn unit for 26 years and i have a SHIT LOAD OF STORYS
SWEJEHTKCUF 6 days ago
why would i push subscribe?
Isabella95K 6 days ago
Jesus Christ!What a crap,american away.
MrUsalalo 1 week ago
Ass
jarekwy 1 week ago
i like u cuz ur cool and funny.....and ur accent :)
mbforever99 1 week ago
@lunaticasai LOL!!!!!
mbforever99 1 week ago
Petifile
kobebryantrulez 1 week ago
Visit the brain dept, and see if they have a spare geranium they can transplant from.
vaslav030547 1 week ago
uglyest think ever here
digital2222 1 week ago
TROLL !
OrangeLight08 1 week ago
E S T U P I D O ! !
ALVIN2946 1 week ago
Good Sir, I think you have a hairy-legged naked cowboy upon your upper lip!
lunaticasai 1 week ago
The best part is when it's over
WHYNOTTAKENNOTHING 1 week ago
the best part is at 00:00 :)
lol3960 1 week ago
lemmy without hair !!
LcMustaineX 1 week ago
your neighbors must think your crazy
tcmoy3 1 week ago
My sister and I used to prank each other all the time. Her fav prank was, she would open the bathroom door and take my picture while I was using the toilet. One time I came home to my sister using the toilet. So I threw open the door and screamed, Boogidy, boogidy, Boo! It worked but not as good on her as it did my father! He jumped a foot off the john. Asked me if I was done to please shut the door. I wanted to die of shame. Couldn't look at him again for days.My Sis laughed at me for years
TheTinywhitedove 1 week ago 17
@TheTinywhitedove That's funny
WHYNOTTAKENNOTHING 1 week ago
fucking awsome dude, best stash ever, i would like to buy this man a beer
ikonmelee 1 week ago
I was banging 7 gram rocks that's how I roll WINING, i have 1 gear.. GO epic winning, win there win here win win every were.
superheadization 1 week ago
I hid in the ice box of the restaurant at this sportsman lodge where I once worked (it was prebagged ice, I wasn't siting in loose ice that was going to be served to the customers) and waited for the cook to perform her ritual of grabbing two bags for the bar. I sat on the side of the icebox that was padlocked and so when she reached into the box I grabbed her arm and started pulling. Her scream resulted in the law being called and she nearly beat me to death as I tried to get out.
jamcrane3 1 week ago 7
I liked your vid just because of your accent...
Occhublu 1 week ago
the word is slid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13devil70 1 week ago
Borrringgggg.Zzzzzzzzz. WTF
fakwabadiba 1 week ago
jerk...
tsoibis 1 week ago
NOOOO Nbaballer550 deleted his comment all that looking for nothin. :/
monkeybizkay 2 weeks ago
this so stupid he didnt even show wit the lady gettin up
annabanana5263 2 weeks ago
if she slipped on her own piss and broke her leg she was already at a hospital anyways so she didn't have to go far!
blondefyi 2 weeks ago
he looks like he should live in alabama...
AlanaPower111 2 weeks ago
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY!
carloss1960 2 weeks ago
can i make a remix of your snot garggle it was ausm ill put some dubstep in with the snots u funny fuck
skaterchinchilla93 2 weeks ago
What is Santa claws doin in the united states widely in the mornin
THESTAYDOWNSOULDER 2 weeks ago
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I wish Justice for Campo Innocenza Maria died after waiting eight years for Justice, she died in pain after her money and her bank account had disappeared and denied by Intesa San Paolo BANK Corrado Passera to whom she had entrusted her money, hoping to have a more serene old age economically.
AAAAAAAAA3170 2 weeks ago
This are her last words: "Please listen to me, please help me. Ladies and Gentlemen, listen to me. San Paolo Bank has hidden my bank accounts, all my money has disappeared. In September I have tried to suicide and I am still alive thanks to Damiano. How can I make sure justice is done, no one helps us, everyone turns the back on us, why? why no one help us, me? I don't understand why you don't help me. What do I need to do to get help?" How can i hope and beleve?
Damiano Nicastro - RAGUSA
AAAAAAAAA3170 2 weeks ago
Eww aussie... Yuk... ****kiwis rock****
yellowskittle2468 2 weeks ago
Can you say the dingo ate my baby
camaro562 2 weeks ago
fuk you you fuking bitch ass redneck ass fagg eat fuck .
TheLuisj62 2 weeks ago
@TheLuisj62 dude shut the fuck up you stupid piece of shit motherfucker, how bout you go shove a fat fuckin dick down your thoat and choke on it for a while. its people like you that drive me fucking insane and give me the urge to beat the holy living piss out of. so go fuck yourself you shit stick cocksucker. have a nice day.
spencerklein10 2 weeks ago
heres a good prank i did i turned off all the lights in my house and war all black even a ski mask so then i got my airsoft gun my mom and dad went out to eat so they get home and i hide behind the door and when they got in the kitchen i made a loud thump noise because i ran up stairs and they went up i got some of my moms jewlry and put it in a pillow case and i open the window to get on my roof and my mom and dad thought i was a rober they almost called the cops
shane101599ful 2 weeks ago
i got a funny story but its gross, basicly i went into our company restroom and someone did a #2 in a uriantal(typo)
KaiserVadin 2 weeks ago
Why is this guy laughing at his own stupid jokes? ...& how the hell did i wind up watching this stupid crap?
nikkigirlX21 2 weeks ago
thanks for telling your story this cheered me up.
gamemaster8910 3 weeks ago
I love this guy!!!!
He remindes me of my family except for the voice
firerain777 3 weeks ago
Garfield the Cat... LOL
PAULCCFOX 3 weeks ago
This dude is Hulk Hogan's brother..
MegumiFF7 3 weeks ago
Where was this filmed? In South Africa? or perhaps Queensland? Because I know for a fact that is winter in Australia in July, and it still stays warm in Queensland.
Sheri451 3 weeks ago
Top comment is too extreme, laugh it off for God sake,
planetrockford 3 weeks ago
I HATE YOU FATFUCKER!
savowow 3 weeks ago
Hirnloser Spätrocker .
runa007able1 3 weeks ago
i like ur mustache ^-^
LoveOrHate134 3 weeks ago
My father told me a story once... he was a doctor in the Air Force, and being a young man -and a joker- he decided one night to mess with the women of the Air Force. There was this particularly skittish young woman who was a nurse on late night where he worked. She was skittish, and superstitious. So one night he took a sheet, roller skates, and chains and rolled down the hallway where she worked. Scared her so bad the poor woman fainted almost instantly. She didn't even have time to scream.
tsunaamii 3 weeks ago
when i was little there were bullets lying around so when nobody was in the kitchen i decided to put 3 in our coalrange to see if anything would happen. So i waited & waited & still nothing then my uncle & cousin came home & stood next to the coalrange(fire) to warm up considering it was freezing outside. i totally forgot i had put them in there & when i walked into the next room all i could hear was BANG! BANG! BANG! i tryed to run didnt get very far but the look on my familys face (PRICELESS)
SuperKaramea 3 weeks ago
Dat stache...
coltonte3 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of bruce-e from finding nemo
LatinaMonroe 4 weeks ago
wow
362led 4 weeks ago
is this real?
girlslolz11 4 weeks ago
@NbaBaller550 I'm a foreigner and english is my second language and I understand him perfectly, I cant say the same for some rednecks and black people here in your country and then they wonder why the world hates America...., jackass.
RivasDeAmat 4 weeks ago
@NbaBaller550 stfu dude it isn't "american" English, it's English. This man speaks beautifully, just in his accent. Broaden your cultures rather than dissing other people's.
FiretruckingBatman 4 weeks ago
Crazy fat bastard......funny as fuck! Great delivery and a funny Aussie bloke. Would buy him a drink any day and listen to his shit for hours.
lesliem5394 1 month ago
@NbaBaller550 - and if you could write in ANY kind of English, maybe people could understand you... Wanker.
platypius 1 month ago
CLASSIC!
robnrick12 1 month ago
i dont actually know why i am watching this
assassian0601 1 month ago
@assassian0601 - Nope. Nor do I. This clown is a typical Australian 'bogan' - and these types just make me CRINGE!!
qantasCapt 4 weeks ago
so me and my friend in 6th grade dicided to take a shortcut into the 8th grade halway. so she bolts down the hallway and she slips on her shoelace runs into the wall and breaks her arm. i started cracking up and i got suspened. :D interesting dsy that was. ok this one time my friend alyssa was trying to put something in my locker and i turned to face her and i didint kniw it but her fingers were in the locker so i slammed my locker and broke her hand oh that school year
sparklelittlebird 1 month ago
One day when my dad was going to bed in the morig jumped in front of him and screamed and he fell back down the stairs I thought it was funny
HatsuneMiku01VOC 1 month ago
@NbaBaller550 what are you talking about. I am an american and I can understand him just perfectly.
upmaine 1 month ago
Too funny! I had a job similar to yours, but I never came up with a prank like that one. Good thing the woman didn't keel over dead.
scandia61 1 month ago
happy australia day mate!
FiloPrideClive 1 month ago
@NbaBaller550 What's wrong with his accent? It's still English. At least he's not speaking Spanish.
WhiteZekrom616 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you just feel like pulling his mustache?!
idunno868 1 month ago 97
@NbaBaller550 He is obviously not american you assclown
The666Gorehound 1 month ago
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The666Gorehound 1 month ago
lmao...Hilarious story and an epic mustache I think i shall subscribe to you sir. :)
slayerofyou666 1 month ago
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jacksontevin 1 month ago
you deserve a medal
TheUbercharge1 1 month ago
Love the tattoo of the Sydney funnel web. I have one of a GBB (Green Bottle Blue)
jla2358 1 month ago
So he gets her back. Once she was stable, she requested to see the man who saved her life. When my dad walked in, she took his hand in hers and said, "thank you. It was your voice that helped me find my way back. I didn't want you to have to do that damn paperwork."
jla2358 1 month ago
@jla2358 nice
musicintrees 1 month ago
I have one from my dad. He was a paramedic.He responded to a call at a nursing home that a woman was possibly having a heart attack. On the way to the hospital after picking her up, she dies. dad was not in a good mood and had a migraine so he defibs her saying "ma'am, you are not dying on my stretcher today. Too much damn paperwork." Get's her back she dies two more times. he gets her back, saying "ma'am, did you not hear me? You are NOT dying on me. I don't want to do that paperwork!"
jla2358 1 month ago
Anyone who speaks english and can't understand this guy must have mental disabilities.
clevelandtyler2 1 month ago
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I hatch! Crawl! And swim!
Oh how I love my sweet life,
Don't pollute my home.
—A Green Sea Turtle
dmaninthewall 1 month ago
I wish I could of been there to see that!
Robinof1492 1 month ago
One time, I was watching the 2011 Rugby World Cup....>;)
kinyune 1 month ago
@NbaBaller550 omg stfu. i'm an american and you are giving us a bad name. why don't you use your fucking ears? there isn't that much aussie slang involved in the vid. and let's be rational here. use your fancy standardized-test-taught "deductive reasoning" to decipher the phrases you dont understand. this guy has some pretty funny shit right here! >:/
kinyune 1 month ago
Different County America's Think they ways Best look how bout you Try that Shit With Russia Get ya Asses Pwnd in 15 Min's not all american's Just the Dick's That think there God givin Right is to order any way go Aussie's What ya Think FAB kick so Up em self's Dick Bags Australian's What Chuck Noris Shit's Himself over
EXTREMEMcHARDCORE 1 month ago
@NbaBaller550 american english? how bout u learn proper english, its called English for a reason.
2010blackhawkdown 1 month ago
@2010blackhawkdown I love your comment xD
kinyune 1 month ago
Remember firecracker night? we used to have crazy jacks fights and when we got bored of that we started to throw them down a drain pipe and watch them go under water still alight and have a good old laugh.. but once one came back out of the water back up the pipe and out onto me! got stuck in between my shorts and shirt was still alight and burnt the fuck out of my guts and when i tried to knock it out of there it fucken burnt my arm!!! now i remember why cracker night got banned..cheers
mattshazjas 1 month ago
@NbaBaller550
What the fuck is so hard to understand? Maybe you mean fucktarded ebonics English...
jackmarshak 1 month ago
: ) love your charisma
Waterjello 1 month ago
@NbaBaller550 come suck the snot off the end of my fuck-stick....did u understand that knob-jockey??.....
TheFatAussieBarstard 1 month ago 36
@TheFatAussieBarstard Hahaha! You know how to say it! :XD Seriously? How can he NOT understand you??.. I'm 13, norwegian, norwegian family and everything.. I know japanese, german, spanish and english! FAHK YEEEA >:D
KibaDelux 1 month ago
@TheFatAussieBarstard thats origonal
smiley09r 2 weeks ago
A friend of my dads first was to drive the hearse over to the hospital to pick up the dead body and take it back to the funeral home. Well I guess one night he got a call to pick a fairly new passed away individual. From what I understand they had an open coffin like box that the body was placed in to transport it. Well he gets there and picks up the body and starts to drive back to the funeral home. When all of the sudden the body sits up and scares the hell out of him.
cbates55 7 months ago
"The rest of the story"
I guess he slammed on the brakes threw the hearse in park and ran off. After a little while and a little calming down he called the funeral home and told them he quit and where to find the hearse.
cbates55 7 months ago
i used to dress up as a scarecrow for a haunt that i worked at (when i wasnt a clown) , a friend decided to play prank on his brother which was with the local police . it was getting close to halloween and i was dressed up waiting for him to show up when he did both of them were in front of me and i just reached over and put my hand on the cops shoulder and he pissed his pants and almost shot me it was fun not the first time i got in trouble doing that
RobertxJenks 7 months ago
lol i read about this, and they thought he was a ghost lol
goldsgym1244 7 months ago
ROFLMFAO!
wordreet 7 months ago
My story is a bit of a long one, so I'll do a video response to his mate. Your story cacked me up
GarethGazzGravey1 7 months ago
Wow !
This was funny !
Tadek59 7 months ago
there was this one time when my brother and i were young kids we were running around the house and we had just gotten a puppy so we were house training him and i jumped over the news papers the dog had just crapped on and my brother who for got about the news papers slipped in the dogs crap and landed back first in all the crap LOL!! we still dont let him live that down hahaha
Grapecrush01 7 months ago 2
@Grapecrush01 hahaha...now thats funny...
TheFatAussieBarstard 7 months ago
@TheFatAussieBarstard lol if you think thats funny you should of seen his face .... and he did the same thing 2 days ago when he was running after his dog in the back yard only this time it was face first in the dog crap .. iv never seen him run in the house so fast in my life
Grapecrush01 7 months ago
@Grapecrush01 haha
SoWastedMusic 3 weeks ago
@Grapecrush01 You my friend made me choke on laughter!
00ChinDancers00 2 weeks ago
we have done the same thing in the morge at are hospital
wagner24314 7 months ago
It was Halloween night and me and some friends were runnin about their neighborhoods. My mates were encouraging one of our friends to bang on their neighbors living room window. It was pitch black out, and the window was pretty high up, so he goes up, only light is comin from the window, raises his arm, and falls clean in to the 5ft deep bay of the window below. needless to say, the thump was loud, he yelled out in pain, no injury, but we had to pull em out, before the owners caught us.
iown5fags 7 months ago
@TheEvilution666 It will be on EBAY soon...lol...true story...
TheFatAussieBarstard 7 months ago
Heres a good one. One time I was on youtube and i found this one channel . It was a good lookin channel. Good videos on this one. and i looked up at the name and it said
THE FAT AUSSIE BASTARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! most of your videos are very funny to me man. LOVE EM!!
BLACKMETALHELLBILLY 7 months ago
Hahaha, cool.
DownUnderDoug 7 months ago
what did he say "oyster"? :) ohh, and i bet you own a chopper, ay FAB?
kanserstyx 7 months ago
Great vblog. Thanks for the shout out FAB :)
benbeedell81 7 months ago
@benbeedell81 Yer welcome mate....
TheFatAussieBarstard 7 months ago
What is it about people with dead bodies, ghost and supernatural things? I dont know
TheKiller1370 7 months ago
Well a bunch of years back when i was about 12 or 13 i had to spend 3 weeks in the hospital for rectal bleeding docs couldent figure out what in the blue fuck was wrong with me long story short it was Ulcerative Coltis but anyway the whole time they made me shit in this chamber pot type thing and this nurse (Who was an extreamly attractive blonde) Had to sturr through it with a popsicle stick each time and test it for blood and such.Poor gal felt bad for her more to the story but damn comments
TheSparrows22 7 months ago
omg fab u make me laugh
otis656 7 months ago
Hahaha what a BaRstard! :P
xboxguy516 7 months ago
Can you imagine if the poor fella woke up as they were trying to embalm him... OMG how horrible. I can't imagine how frightened he must have been. Now for your story, yes hilarious at the time, something me and my friends would have probably done, however hindsight does point out a few danger factors there. ROTFL Have a good day and TFS.
Cybelemoon 7 months ago
I had a friend worked over night at a funeral home. He was suppose to be there if there was a phone call during the night telling him someone had died. They had a big screen TV and cable to give the overnight guy stuff to do, but once per hour he was suppose to walk through the building. We let a guy in one time, complete with fake blood etc. During the guy's next round he went in one of the small viewing rooms where the guy flipped open the casket. He threw up everywhere. Yes we had to clean up
talfacprez 7 months ago
i was having a shit day until i watched this lol
RyderFly89 7 months ago
everything funny that happens to me always ends up with me getting hurt or falling, I am pretty clumsy
pjavery80 7 months ago
Hey Darling i just watched this video . There seem to be a few dickheads who want to still fukn ridicule you . This pisses me off so bloody much . We're Australians with a very weird sense of humour no other country will understand . I do have a couple of hilairious tales to tell you , I'll have to send you a msg as the posts here aren't long enough for my tales . Love ya Heaps
veeniecase 7 months ago
Theres an old woman in Russia who woke up at her funeral..................
12 mins later she died of shock at waking up at her funeral...
Mr912Lancer 7 months ago
hahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,takeitoff :)!
chlorophylfactor 7 months ago
you're lucky that she didn't soil herself in a more serious fashion.
soho2014 7 months ago
you're lying.
joseffz 7 months ago
LOL the poor lady.........you mean fat bastard :p
incodan1 7 months ago
Hahahahaha
waterhot80 7 months ago
I tagged you in my video as a shout out and i hope it helps you get more views!
UrbanJazza 7 months ago
Very funny Pete just brillant!!
devilstoysuk2 7 months ago
i would love to elaborate but i dont have any stories on this subject. thanks for the stroy though!!!
CallOfSpooge 7 months ago
so what job have you not done L.O.L
01silky1 7 months ago
There was a woman recently that was in a coffin presumed dead of course and she woke up during the ceromony much to everyone surprise then she no kidding had a heart attack and died again.
cozzyk 7 months ago
Ahaaaa at the oyster. ha. That is where the dead ringer and graveyard shift come from. In the olden days they used to bury people with strings around their wrists attached to a bell. And if they came alive the bell would ring and the watchman would say, he is alive. LOL
Talljim01 7 months ago
That's some funny shit...
weedeaterjoe 7 months ago
fuckin hell the zombies hath risen....
insanit1complex 7 months ago
A similar story happend like this. where a russian lady died at her on funeral and was surpose to be dead, she woke up in her coffen and had a heart attack and died later on,, fucked up
triviumAdict 7 months ago
LMAO FAB a doctor that collected me from a pushbike accident (1985) apparently chkd for a pulse & did all he could to revive me. Bunbled into the back of his combi van & was heading fo rthe Flinders Medical Center. I came to which he was turning into the ave that leads upto Flinders & he literally slammed the skids on so hard, I lnded in the front seat, almost knocking myself out.
Go figure xD
MilitantPeaceist 7 months ago
@MilitantPeaceist Speculation is, my typos are a result of that accident xD
MilitantPeaceist 7 months ago
I feel sorry for those poor folk who work in that morgue in Africa. Yuck Pete you put me off oysters lol. You are so mean Pete I wouldn't have peed but I would certainly have screamed my head off.
cheekychickenhead 7 months ago
I had a little boy jump out of a wardrobe and scare the sh*t out me and my mrs whilst house hunting 20 years ago. The little sod then went on to lock us and his mum in the bedroom for 20 mins til his dad came home. We didn't buy it!!!
smilertiler1 7 months ago
hahahaha. would loved to been a fly on the wall to see that happen
TheWestAussie 7 months ago
ive heard about this condition so much, it would be absolutely terrifying
nighthawknina86 7 months ago
your starting to sound like me hahaha :)
oldsalty65 7 months ago
Oh FAB you just made my day LMFAO
sheenza911 7 months ago 16
And yep slidden is now a word lol
RobyCtv 7 months ago
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA Your best story ever!!!
TheToddsvlog 7 months ago
Damn that would be scary lol and funny story! Nah nothing like that has ever happened to me though lol
RobyCtv 7 months ago
SLIDEN is now a word FAB
emitis13 7 months ago
@emitis13 yeehaa...hahaha
TheFatAussieBarstard 7 months ago
fab does a little bit of this and a little bit of that ;)
sikhboys 7 months ago
That's epic!!
Ok, so a year or so ago, my sister was looking for the remote to the tv upstairs. What she didn't realize was she brought it down with her when she asked something earlier. The remotes looked identical, so we thought it was the one for downstairs. Anyway, she started looking for it, and we found that we had both remotes, so I started messing with the upstairs tv. The dog moved every time I did, making her think that the dog ate the remote. We still haven't let her live it down!!
DarknessofWhite 7 months ago
That's disgraceful, FAB! Loved it! :P And yes, the past tense is 'slid'.
flyboy172r 7 months ago
That's crazy that it's not mandatory for the people in SA to call the police when they think a person has died.. Over in the States, you have to report any kind of death to the Police.. They will come by with the Coroner to verify the person is indeed dead before the body is released to the funeral parlor. Back in the olden days, it wasn't required to call the Police in the USA.. The same problems occurred, some people were actually buried ALIVE! Hell of a way to die..
ArizonaChris96 7 months ago
Hey not funny, I work in pathology, and that would suck!
phexid 7 months ago
Dead corpse? As opposed to...
Yakovich 7 months ago