When there are three 'no's to something incredibly stupid in the middle of the act when something painfully hilarious happens, I have a feeling then, the script writer just couldn't think of anything more stupid than what's up and tried to get through with half act and 3 'no's.
Piers was excreted by Simon in 1956 on a school trip to Brighton. After coming into contact with the life giving waters of the English channel this ex - wallbanger crawled out on our side and has since done very well for himself ... he was so close to being French. Shame.
They are playing tambourines wikipedia . org/wiki/Tambourine
They think they are playing timbrels wikipedia . org/wiki/Timbrel
She's so up herself about what the bloody instrument is called ... what is most important is she can't play it well and doesn't play it with any emotion. They have both done both tambourines and timbrels a great injustice!
The gals who were playing the so called "timbralls" said that the difference between tamborines and timbralls is that timbralls have 2 layers of cimballs. I say she's right. Two layers of no talent...lol ...
(My mistake, I meant 'Work AS Avon Ladys...')
Ostehoevel 1 week ago
What's up with that half of the women above 40 in this show work at Avon Lady?!?
Ostehoevel 1 week ago
The old guy doing the chicken noises is still better than Bieber
FuroraCeltica 1 week ago
When there are three 'no's to something incredibly stupid in the middle of the act when something painfully hilarious happens, I have a feeling then, the script writer just couldn't think of anything more stupid than what's up and tried to get through with half act and 3 'no's.
Izkapts 1 week ago
ITS A TIMBREL
MuzikElephant 2 weeks ago
That burping sounded like a silent fart coming outta his mouth..
Drahmin05 2 weeks ago 2
Epicness -.-
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Asianyoutubification 2 weeks ago 2
It's a timbral simone!
tashi4eva 2 weeks ago 4
And this is someone's grandpa...
StaciJaimeAmeliaLei 3 weeks ago 3
I wonder if these people get paid to go there and make the fool out of themselves, cause, seriously...this is just sad.
shilohsam2 4 weeks ago
That's a happy instrument!!! :D lol
Sounds11235 1 month ago
hahahhahaha the first one was epic lollllllllllll
deathfrag00 1 month ago
haha paul (the burper) was in the Guinness world records.
Birgity1 1 month ago
I only used to tune in to watch diversity
xxPippaTxx 1 month ago
holy shit it's abilisa in sixy
SlayerX114 1 month ago
chicken man!!!!!!!!
COTEncisFAN1 1 month ago
LOL....Ant and Dec burping behind the scenes : )
ticklemepurple86 1 month ago
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93Msprincess 1 month ago
I would venture to guess that he was FIRED, not retired, from teaching.
Babr900 1 month ago
first act sounds like PROTOTOTOTOTOF PROTOTOTOTOTOF
PicInCrowd 1 month ago
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Krytonite001 1 month ago
Good for you! STICK IT TO THE MAN! :)
I love those two <3
TheKellyMoto 1 month ago
first act ... wtf was that !?!?!
SLIPKNOTRULESEARTH11 1 month ago
They are timbrels God dammit!!!
maritz3 2 months ago 2
the burper was in guiness book of world records...or ripley's believe it or not. One or the other...
MajicandHayleyy 2 months ago
1:25 Lol that dude should be a comedian XD
Bloodshotshatterbone 2 months ago
cat was there in 2009 doing a christian mime see it on joedawgs britains got more nutters 2009 part 3
zekeillna 2 months ago
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the funniest part is simon arquing about the instruments lol
punca 2 months ago
نسيت انت تحط الراجل اللى عمال يجيز
elmo7trm 2 months ago
burping... and the Queen would have loved that? .... heum... what about... I don't think so?! :p
Tusaisqui 2 months ago
hold in 9 9 to copy scooterxxx
jackstacey2001 2 months ago
hold in 9 for lipsinking
TheScooterxxx 2 months ago
lol, the guys backstage at the burper!!!!
jancoetzer12 2 months ago
completely crazy
hilarita82 2 months ago
timbrels!!!!!!!
017SHAMe 2 months ago
When will they learn. But it does make this stuff useable and funny. To bad these nuts have to ruin their lives with this.
drstevenrey 2 months ago
They are Timbrels Simon.
sweetchic134 2 months ago
Would someone tell me the names of the two little blokes behind stage in the black sweaters. They are always so nice. ;).I adore them.
libbybrown303 2 months ago
@libbybrown303 You mean Ant and Dec?
WarnerBrikProduction 4 weeks ago
Paul, the burper dude actually made it in the Guinness World Records
Birgity1 2 months ago
Oh my God, that last one of those 2 ladies is just freekin hilarious :-p Rofl...
OStark 3 months ago
I swear that some of these people deliberately come on the show with a stupid audition in mind, good for attention lol.
TaZ101SAGA 3 months ago 2
It is a tambourine
timbrel
tambourine
timbrel
LOL!!
gummywierdbear 3 months ago
I took a double take when I saw double take XD !
gummywierdbear 3 months ago
Brilliant troll is brilliant
Marle111 3 months ago
who wants to take double take?
Venomonia 3 months ago
ooh I feel sorry for the old man, he looked so scared...
nessiex95 3 months ago
amanda's face at 1:33 is PRICELESS!
xLozzieLollipop7x 3 months ago
aww poor first guy :( old weirdos make me sad.
harforeva123 3 months ago
the second guy looked like he could have fratted in the SEC two decades ago
mcorrison 3 months ago
What the fuck was the Burping guy smoking ??????????
theevvenprincess 3 months ago
DoubleTake.. they ARE tambourine's.
MissLuLuLove123 3 months ago
And my 12 year old best friend can burp better than that (without a drink)
MissLuLuLove123 3 months ago
They scared the poor old man..
MissLuLuLove123 3 months ago
lol its the worst act ive ever seen!!!!!
TheKittykat120 4 months ago
the tambourine act reminds me of that smosh video
where anthony is like: Monkey
and Ian says :Mankey!
smay96 4 months ago
i only watch the auditions to watch people fail. after the auditions i dont bother
cena409 4 months ago 239
@cena409 lol same here... my mum and I only watch this during the auditions and they the finals, nothing else.
Uatemydoodle 2 months ago
@cena409 Me too! I do the same with American Idol and So You Think YOu Can Dance.
mcdcindytrainer9 2 months ago
Whaaaaaat the burping dude, thats no talent. That's just discusting.
Mabye he should perform in the middle east. At least a good burp over there is considered a compliment.
dundertjoppen 2 months ago
@cena409
me too! great minds think alike!!
kerh09 2 months ago
@cena409 Same here dude!! lol
UnLTDGamingHD 1 month ago
@cena409 oh
SitsWthMouse 4 weeks ago
@cena409 I just find the fails on YouTube. I don't bother watching it on TV in case there's boring stuff.
KaSlaps 3 weeks ago 4
Come on guys, don't be so harsh! At least they tried... Oh who am I kidding...
sk8ernicky 4 months ago 4
omg, Paul the burping guy actually broke a guinness record, I saw him in the ( I think) 2010 edition!
gwynzinno 4 months ago
You sure do find loonies in whichever part of the world, don't cha? :)
Pinkalicious112 5 months ago
who were the lunch ladies with the tambourines??
i think they both knitted sweaters with my grandma a few times
elcondepatula 5 months ago
'my wife's retarded' lol
mastodonrock96 5 months ago
Piers was excreted by Simon in 1956 on a school trip to Brighton. After coming into contact with the life giving waters of the English channel this ex - wallbanger crawled out on our side and has since done very well for himself ... he was so close to being French. Shame.
Godwinsson77 5 months ago 2
Let's be honest, bad acts make this show 10 times more entertaining
LisaJJMerry 5 months ago 254
@LisaJJMerry That's right!
scootergreen3 1 month ago
@LisaJJMerry LOL more people have liked your comment than have voted on the video!
snaveleber 4 weeks ago
@LisaJJMerry yh i cringe like hell
stoppingpowerz 4 days ago
SHE WAS LOOKKIN FOR A HIGH FIVE HAH! FATTY
kunyfunt 5 months ago
it is good that the ladies got the timbril under the legs if not we could not see the real talent :)
coupercoller75 6 months ago
I bet the judges pay lots of money to psychotherapy to try to forget the traumas :p
Gaostic 6 months ago
@Gaostic that would make sense if you used psychotherapy to forget trauma
spiritofryu 4 months ago
I thought he was gonna vomit
beyoung2393 6 months ago
the burping guy__ they better burn the microphone seriously thats feral
susan9725775 6 months ago
haha! XD those timbril girls performed with straight faces.. wonder how they did that...
MsMatilda24 6 months ago
Lmfao !!! Music at 6:28 really rapped it up !!!! ahaha
Wackey2k9 7 months ago
@4:35 Why?
NielsShoe 7 months ago
EWWWWWWWWWWW.
ediepedi 7 months ago
good luck with the tambourine
its a timbril, simon
jackrabbit1233 7 months ago
Timbreline, let's say.
MissyDellK 7 months ago 2
They are playing tambourines wikipedia . org/wiki/Tambourine
They think they are playing timbrels wikipedia . org/wiki/Timbrel
She's so up herself about what the bloody instrument is called ... what is most important is she can't play it well and doesn't play it with any emotion. They have both done both tambourines and timbrels a great injustice!
watch this: watch?v=cxCRIkltlys
That's good tambourine playin'!
AlealiaKitsune 7 months ago in playlist IDOL X-FACTOR WORST AUDITIONS 200 CLIPS
That old guy sounded posh. Then he came out with that. I was like. Alzheimer's?
:3
TheBloodEmperor 8 months ago
LOLZ AMANDA"S FACE AND HIS EGG
lamyeenam 8 months ago
Why would someone want tambourines at their funeral?
CaptianComment 8 months ago 2
@CaptianComment It's a timbril!!! Haha :) just kidding.
OperaPrimadonna17 7 months ago
im glad i live in america, but it would be interesting to live in the U.K
ShadowKNighT788 8 months ago 4
Double Take?! More like Double Threat... O.O
plitas 8 months ago
simon finally someone made you look like an asshole jajajajaj Mexico
izcalli67 8 months ago
Shrek in real life @ 3:20
peaceandquiet4u 9 months ago 2
The timbril is like a tambaren but it has a bit of tinsel wrapped around it
Drinkteax 9 months ago 2
the first guy has lost his marbles :S
ninjapenguin11 9 months ago
that's talent? really? what if i farted louder than that? LOL!
Tarzana324 9 months ago
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91taylormade 9 months ago
Amanda = yum :3
SquishyPuddings 9 months ago
The gals who were playing the so called "timbralls" said that the difference between tamborines and timbralls is that timbralls have 2 layers of cimballs. I say she's right. Two layers of no talent...lol ...
judyrusso 9 months ago
Britains got nutters, i'm laughing before the video has even started.
AkamuSlayer 10 months ago 4
FUCK THE QUEEN AND ALL THE ROYAL FAMILY!
THEY CAN SOOK ON DEEZ NUTZ!
nuttybollockz 10 months ago
@nuttybollockz
Badman...
andrewdavies4 10 months ago
@nuttybollockz just because your working class
smithy4467 10 months ago
i would have buzzed while he was preparing to urp so it screwed him up
Hairyhole1 10 months ago
hahhahahahahaha
Hysenbelliu91 11 months ago
eww i felt like i could smell his burp! ughhh!
LilLoca100 11 months ago
TIMBREL!!!!!!!!!!!
2009charisse 11 months ago 2
LOLX at all the Buzzez hahahaha
kingkro2 11 months ago
simon angry buzz at 3:13 lol
rocksoliddude1 1 year ago
I want to make some very VERY sexy children with amanda, then neglect them while going off to make sexy children with katy perry
Ihatemyusernamemore 1 year ago
@Ihatemyusernamemore lol
8bobthebuilder 1 year ago
@Ihatemyusernamemore Peculiar person. ;p
YtseJam16 10 months ago
'britains got nutters' lol i agree!
hahalufs9 1 year ago
amanda is so fuckin bangin
MetallicaOne 1 year ago
i wouldn't want those two to play at my funeral, fuck no!
crematedmemoir 1 year ago 2
*Burps* Buzzzzzzzzzz! *Burps again* Buzzzzzzzzzzzz! *Burps for the third time* Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Hahaha! XD
Ostehoevel 1 year ago 82
@Ostehoevel I thumbs it up even before I saw the part XD
HeartbeatSniper 6 months ago
Simon likes to argue
xilent234 1 year ago 3
Its a timbril simon!!!LOL!
tartandaddy 1 year ago 132
@tartandaddy That is soooo funny!
xSophTheBabex 8 months ago
Doesn't make much noise considering it has to layers of symbols :)
TheSoph001 7 months ago 2
I wanted the old man to throw the egg at them xD
deirocks101 1 year ago 3
@StephanieLyszyk He got sick from the Swine Flu
ralithelion 1 year ago
@StephanieLyszyk simon was sick that time so Louis filled in
thebeatlesfan96 1 year ago