Beerfest: Germany vs. U.S.A.

[spreewaldgurke23]

was für lutscher verlieren gegen amis

[BeijingisBeijing]

liter? these are half liter stones...

[ian2341]

Why cant we fight wars like this? haa

[PenisWurst030]

Ey, lasst mich mal ran da!

[TheInnerResting]

the germans are damn good drinkers und sie sind the coolsten säufer so they win in all reallity :D

p.s. also.. GO AMERICA!

[Somesubjekt]

thats not ral german man.thats some kids.

[mitchlel]

nice brady quinn jersey...not

[Iamtehawesome66]

wait who won?



[Pati7777771]

@Iamtehawesome66 USA 

[Iamtehawesome66]

@Pati7777771  Thats three for U.S

[ethan2010ize]

ze germans were spilling there beer all of themselves, automatic discolification

[Ye4hTh4tGuy]

@ethan2010ize love that movie

[ubertoss2000]

hell yea representing browns town baby

[arkyboy1991]

AMERICA BABY! show them techno lovin eruopeans!!! LOL

[fugibubi]

As an American we have some great drinkers, but our beers are mostly shit I'd say 99% of them are garbage! A salute to those delicious foreign beers from USA! 

[madhat1979]

hehe, yeah right.

I drank against some american's in Cancun 3 years ago, a few puked all over the bar after 2 hours.

Oke, it wasn't beer, but alcohol is alcohol.

White men can't jump, american's can't drink......rules of evolution.

[Ye4hTh4tGuy]

@madhat1979 u should say that to the  sophmores at my highschool jesus frickin christ

[madhat1979]

@Ye4hTh4tGuy Why? Can't they read either?

[JayRebel]

GERMANS WIN BY DEFAULT.

[nucleardude11]

those germans aren't germans obviously, because a real german would own there sorry asses, this is coming from an irish ladd

[fennie2578]

There truly are million good things to learn from Americans except 2 things; How to eat/drink and How to spend/manage money. It's my conclusion after 2 decades of living in USA.

[cameronwake]

IT VAS ZEE GREATEST BEER IN ALL ZEE VORLD!!!

[b1rdtman]

Last American cheated

[JayRebel]

@b1rdtman Yup, he hardcore cheated. His glass left the table before 2nd to last even finished. Sad.

[Laabbbeee]

Who has win?

[chumsyalibumsy09]

that big dude throws it down!

[Laabbbeee]

who has win??

[Jiqsaw08]

Is klar das die Amis gewinnen bei denen is doch alles viel größer z.b SuperSize Coca Cola von McDonalds xD

[DrBigVee]

I'm Nicaraguan decent, WE can drink beer, hell yea, I am american but my blood is Latin, Germans are cute and can drink , that's fersure, but I know I CAN drink, well i go to germany i'll chanllenge, them , and prove myself :] but yea Germans do have GREAT bier :D that is all :]

[movsisyan14]

DAS BOOT

Lol

[ShadowKeyKnight]

@zipistar ja, ich meinte ja auch die Zeit (den Tempus) ^^

[ShadowKeyKnight]

@zipistar weil es >>wäre ich dort gewesen, hätten wir gewonnen!<< heißt ^^

[ShadowKeyKnight]

@zipistar Dein Deutsch ist unter aller Sau

[boXXer56]

das sind aber auch schlechte deutsche biertrinker

[sorgster]

@AaronHenley88 hurted

[ThomasRenneis]

@zipistar schon mal was von dem Ausdruck" Ironie" gehört???Anscheinend nicht...

PS...ich komme ursprünglich aus dem Raum Bückeburg/Porta Westphalica...

[aranaepg]

Americans won by the Germans if they like beer enjoy it

[btatar32]

@aranaepg What were you thinking when you typed that? That makes no sense.

[pos3vscrapbox3fixme]

STFU breezy point NY has the highest budweiser consumption per person and we are all Irish Americans and can hold a beer. Its all we do lol.

[miafan89]

Yuengling is also a pretty good beer, one of my favorites.

[miafan89]

That one guy is a Cleveland Browns fan- no wonder why he could chug beer lol

[ms13bonames]

was für flaschen.

[BlackNaziGayJew]

british would slay you all at drinking,we do it as tradition,you nazi & yanky pussies can't hold your beer like brits can,so you best stick to your coke's you big headed fuckwit countries !

[pen24]

Alright nobody gives Americans credit but every fucking foreigner I see at a frat party is the first one to pass out...................

Stick to your pub..

[tommoore2012]

@BlackNaziGayJew yeah, well England is really small. Look at you and your tiny littler country. You're like Smally McSmall...that's your name

[shaun124cle]

and where are u from slakbas? because chances are we beat ur ass in a war. and we obviously won this competion too, so walk away with ur tail in between ur legs like everyone else who fucks with the best country in the world

[slakbas]

and then they collapsed to the floor! Americans can't handle any beer that has more alcohol than 1%

[fischaffe02]

year maby they drink fast (in this vid) but only for one ore two beer !=)

GERMANY !!!!!!

[staged69]

Maybe for the Bud-Light NASCAR pussies- But I don't drink any see-through beer and can handle several pitchers of the stoutest you can pour. Don't think all Americans are the same.

[slakbas]

all americans are the same! stupid, ignorant, loud and loud again.

[staged69]

There are stupid, ignorant, and loud people in every country. Apprarently, you must fill that role in yours.

[vinceraney]

YOU MAD BRO? 

[chiprommel]

wrong. I am American. I speak German, Am very well mannered and polite. I enjoy learning others cultures and customs o yeah and I HATE JEWS

Most Germans nowadays are actually faggot fucking pricks who have no sense of themselves! Everyone sucks! Go fuck yourself! Verpissdich bierficker.

[liftedlaw]

AMERICAAAA, FUCK YEAH!

[alxthegr8]

DAAAAAMN that was fast!!!

[fctilldead]

Just luck.

[fctilldead]

ich hätt euch allein untern tisch gesoffen ;)

[chumsyalibumsy09]

@fctilldead was?!

[fctilldead]

@chumsyalibumsy09 i said i´d beat them alone.

[chumsyalibumsy09]

@fctilldead Oh, Ich muss besser mit meinem deutsch werden!

[ThomasRenneis]

Dann lies mal im verlauf lieber Freund,wer mit den Beleidigungen angefangen hat...lass mich raten...nicht du?Übrigens..da du mich nicht kennst,und demnach auch nicht weist wie ich aussehe , kannst du auch nicht sagen ob ene Mutter sich bei meinem Anblick übergeben würde oder nicht.

[ThomasRenneis]

In Punkto Beleidigungen und geisiger Dünnschiss...sollte, jener welcher im Glashaus sitzt nicht mit Steinen werfen Würstchen.

Deshalb bist du mehr als erbärmlich!

Des Übrigen empfehle ich dir mal einen Kurs in Punkto Groß- und Kleinschreibung zu belegen...

[ThomasRenneis]

Ka ahnung was du mit dener fragmentarischen Aussage mitteilen willst,jedenfalls macht sie kaum Sinn.

*mit deinen anderen kommentaren, in denen du nie deine art zu beleidigen änderst *...wie man in den Wald hineinruft.....!!!!!

[ThomasRenneis]

Ne..deine Muddi...nachdem sie fertig war mit blasen du Sonderschulschwänzer.Erbärmlic­h?...Gehst wohl vom Zustand deiner Sozialkontakte aus.Du Würstchen...hast lange gebraucht um deinen arg beschränkten Satz hier auf die Reihe zu bekommen.

[ThomasRenneis]

lol...du bist vielleicht ein Sonderschulschwänzendes Butterhörnchen...wohl eher in deine Hackfresse Fratzengulasch!

[ThomasRenneis]

Is mir doch Egal was du glaubst..lol...

[ThomasRenneis]

das waren bestimmt Luschen aus dem Norden...

[manuelschindler]

so to state a fact those are half liters and those guys driink like little girls

[manuelschindler]

yeah too bad those are half liters and you drink like little girls

[badassskater123]

go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!!!!!

[DCxxRay]

this comment was 11 months old stupid fvck. i don't drink those anymore after ab sold out. anchor steam (microbrew) made in california will rape anything ... i mean anything you have to throw at it. drink beer, dumbfvck.

[mrmaster984]

a ge a hoibe zu exn is ja ned d weid!

[qoonnie]

Whitch win?

[deadseason2]

U.S.A.!! :D

[BeyondOrwell]

of course americans are good at that! they have to drink their beer so fast to not taste anything... ;) we're better at enjoying beer

joking ^^ i bet you have some good beer brands too. (but budweiser & coors really deserve this funny quote: "american beer is like sex in a boat. --- fucking close to water!") hahaha

[TemplarReturns]

Im an American but i love to actually ENJOY beer. I suppose im a beer enthusiast, in the sense that i take my time and savor ever drop. I smell it, find the ingredients, swish it around and swallow it down. To me drinking it fast kills the essence. I love the thick lagers. Bavarian beer is my absolute favorite.

[BeyondOrwell]

if you like to enjoy beer that much i have a good tip for you:

try warm beer! (i mean not warm like piss ^^ but like room temerature) you will taste much more flavour.

bavarian brewers always taste their beer when it is warm ;)

btw: which bavarian beer brands have you already tried?

[ShadowKeyKnight]

@BeyondOrwell  budweiser is actually from Germany ^^

[BeyondOrwell]

@ShadowKeyKnight

but it's brewed in america isn't it?

[ShadowKeyKnight]

@BeyondOrwell  it moved to america...!

[lfc011]

@BeyondOrwell

all around the world lol

[Goldiney]

@BeyondOrwell We have some damn good breweries, but brands like Budweiser and Coors are fucking nasty. I will not drink that shit - ever. Give me a good ale any day of the week :)

[BeyondOrwell]

@Goldiney

yeah it was just a joke. would love to try some beers from american microbreweries.

[tutlex]

@BeyondOrwell beer is from germany...

[TheInnerResting]

@tutlex thumbs up

[cali4nian]

wow... Patriots! Beating Germans

[Haagenvon]

well this drinking contest is a bit lame cause they only drink one beer... this is interesting with at least 3 cups for each of them

[creambob]

Amis sind und bleiben Weicheier wenns um's Bier geht ^^

Americans are pussys in drinking beer

[TemplarReturns]

Ill out drink you anyday. My friends and I know how to drink over here in California. You would get your ass whooped

[Strawberrywolfy]

TemplarReturns (2 months ago) Show Hide -1 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Ill out drink you anyday. My friends and I know how to drink over here in California. You would get your ass whooped MY REPLY: yes cuz the holister u wear is so badass, and yea californians coulc kcik any1s ass, i outa go rassle me up sum faghogs in sanfran

[iivxtii]

hahaha- a guy from california said to us "MAN I THOUGHT WE KNEW HOW DRINK IN CALI BUT DAMN YOU TEXANS GOT IT DOWN"

[TemplarReturns]

My cousins from texas got it down pretty good. I got most of my drinking training from them. lol

[csasherman]

This "GERMANS" wasn`t Corpsstudenten (Member of a german fraternity)! We had beaten the fucking bombingmurders (americans).

[Haagenvon]

das wollte ich auch schreiben

[VpR81]

@csasherman American bombingmurders? First, "bombingmurders" is such a bad english, it's unbelievable. Second, i doubt, that these young people from the US have ever dropped a bomb from a plane or murdered someone. omg, the stupidity of uneducated kids has no borders...

[indzone12]

americans were really drinkin ram piss an lovin it!!

[EuroNoobz]

îts just too bad we dont have the beer from small U.S. breweries over here.. i'd really like to try them..

[Antillektuell]

ive been in the us this summer and they have realy good microbrewerys over there! the quality is getting better. the major companys like miller and budweiser suck though. but all americans know that!

[thebroesel]

they only defeated us becourse trink the american beer fast ,to taste less of his "Flavour" ^^

[Savgerampage25]

its a chuging contest, not a "savor the flavor" contest

[mCHbCK]

@Savgerampage25:

you're so right...

PROST from germany... :-)

[palomino1973]

The US-guys defeated the gerries in beer drinking? I hadn't expected things to have come to this, so I say: Fellow gerries,

re-dig the trenches, grab your grannies' old helmet from the attic and keep your bottle-opener drinking-ready at all times !!! ;-)

Prost, everybody !!!

[tooeasy26]

Sie sind die vernunft jedem hasses Amerikaner. Sie sind ein unwissend person. Erfahren wie zu zauber auch. Shithead.

[tooeasy26]

That last comment was in response to:

ure jus mad uz were fucking better than u you goddamn europeon sons fo a bitches shut the fuck up already

[tooeasy26]

Ich bin ein Amerikaner. Obgleich Ich ausführen erfreuen ein artig Bud Light ab zeitrechnung zu zeitrechnung , Ich muß ausmachen jene Deutsch bier entfernt überbietet Amerikaner bier. Sie haben vollendet die kunst über brauend , und kraftwagen fabrikation.

[fesch03]

geile Übersetzung / great translation...here the correct version: Ich bin ein Amerikaner. Ich trinke zwar von Zeit zu Zeit gerne mal ein ordentliches Bud Light aber ich muss zugeben, dass jedes deutsche Bier ein amerikanisches um längen überbietet. Sie haben die Kunst des Brauens und die des Autobauens vollendet. XD

[tooeasy26]

danke , Ich bin still Bildung. :)

[fesch03]

really, are you learning german ? i thought you just typed it into a translation machine

[tooeasy26]

Haha, no. I dont have a translation machine nor do I know where they are located on the internet. I have been learning the language for about 2 years now.

[mopey509]

the germans were drinking american beer too so no one had an advantage. stop whining

[nachoman33]

amricans suck dick at drinking comparded to canadians

[moejell]

what a shame defeated by americans ^^ i think next time you should duel with me and my friends then you'll lose xDD of course with german beer and not this american water

[jayers2]

So let me get this straight, even though they are in Munich, their drinking American beer?

[DCxxRay]

american beer is the best you, fvckin homo

[Bananaballs69]

lol you dumb as shit no american beer is good

[DCxxRay]

budweiser select & rolling rock rape everything your pathetic country have to offer. dont hate american beer because youre a pussy ass little bitch. keep drinking your wine coolers fag : )

[Zeberde3]

lol those yanks took the biggest wankers of germany the best drinkers are the old ones around 30 / 50 who grew up on beer teraces together with the old man

[devidsen]

Well done pissheads

[ThemeIshere]

Not bad...but next time try to take one real drinkers, not these "Milchbubis"! :-)

[feurzug]

Beeeeelch ~~~~ .

[IRoXXI]

USA won -> look in the descrition;)

[Hobemaster]

Real bavarians would have won

[flamexXxstrings]

wich ones are germany ?