hey im a stoner and i..... uhhh smoke weed and i ummm..... I found a dollar in my couch once! Let's see what else...... i smoke weed wait i said that one. I know i occasionally do shrooms, and acid, and coke, and muscle relaxers when my boy can get them.... wait you wanted to know my job? In that case it's i smoke weed.
Wow stop arguing over the name of the song. The song was originally called Crazy rap which was released on the album "The Good Times" and the same song was later released on the album "Afroholic: The even better times" but it was renamed Colt 45.
dayum.! why is every1 worryen bout tha name it dnt matter its jus a song yall makin a big deal if they got the name wrong who care wat the name is.! lol srry i jus had tah say this cuz every1 sayin sumfin bout tha name wth is wrong wit yall y yall be worrying bout tha name.! it dnt matter wat the name is.! its a song.! jus shut up,listen&& enjoy.! DAYUM.!
You repeated yourself. Also your grammar is horrible. I agree with you people should not be bitching about the name of the song people make mistakes with that shit. But seriously don't be saying people are tripping and all that just learn how to make sense.
it's this asshole (afroman) that got everybody believing that the Colt M1911 is the "Colt 45" PEOPLE!! STOP CALLING IT THE COLT 45!! ITS THE COLT M1911!
lmfao ur stupid girl caus its not because a guy like afroman makes a song like this that all mens are in the same boat having sex is fun and u cant deny it we love it but u cant understand that u just get horny once a month and after that u get ur periods lol im 17 and still virgin and i dont think about sex all the time or with my dick like u say and guess what im thinking with my fucking brain right now so your fucking wrong dont talk about guys when we could say alot about you girls
colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thts all we need we can go 2 the park after dark smoke tht tumbleweed as the marijana bird we take our turn singin them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong.......so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems...
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We fucked on the bed, we fucked on the floor, we fucked so long I grew a motha fuckn afro. We fucked all night, we fucked all day we fucked until my fro turned grey
This song was originaly called Crazy Rap, but if you knew anything about afroman they changed the song name to Colt 45 after he signed with Universal records. but he did come out with a Album with Crazy Rap on it. He just later rereleased it under Colt 45 for the Universal Lable Album
from the back of the album "Sell Your Dope" by afroman 1. "Basehead Boogie" 2. "Palmdale" 3. "Crazy Rap" 4. "Let's All Get Drunk" 5. "If It Ain't Free" 6. "Sell Your Dope" 7. "There's A Price 2 Pay" 8. "Paranoid" 9. "Strugglin' N Strivin'" 10. "Let Me Out" 11. "Bacc 2 School" 12. "Hungry Hustler" 13. "God Has Smiled On Me"
how i join dat gang
copsANDmobbers 2 years ago
i gave my special blend of herbs and spices
almt4 2 years ago
i can say one thing to this []D [] []\/[] []D song... that is its motha fuckin awesome man!
badboybranmann2 2 years ago
got a bag o weed an a bottle o wine n ima fuk dat bitch jus one mo time!!! haha, story of my life
Chambers110690 2 years ago
no, no its not
demon8046 2 years ago
no, no is not.... wahhh get a life
badboybranmann2 2 years ago
ha faggot
demon8046 2 years ago
dam yall is some hattin ass bitches.. you dont even fuckin know me... you just pist off cuz you cant get no pussy haha
Chambers110690 2 years ago
roll roll roll the joint roll roll roll the 83
crazykidfolife 2 years ago
sooooo good
oliedafarrell 2 years ago
roll roll
jwlr 2 years ago
I took her to my house
'cause she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine!
halokiller50 2 years ago
DUDES can yall plz oh plz tell me the song from the very begginning PLZ.
SuperSpamhater 2 years ago
this is COLT 45 BI-ATCHEZ!
GettoChick131 2 years ago
SONG IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
KINGEJ10 2 years ago 3
colt 45?
SoFr3shAzn 2 years ago
great-est song.
dutchman smokin'
MrWeedsmokin 2 years ago 2
this RAW
DtownCboy 2 years ago
yeah bwoiii!!!
yousukcheese 2 years ago 3
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so how many of u stoners have decent jobs? maybe yall shouldnt smoke it
bigchenis 2 years ago
i'm a stoner u dickweed and i work in an elementry school i'm a counsler
Ilikepie90547 2 years ago 9
@Ilikepie90547 Do you work in South Park Elementry??
mmmKay :-)
philoniphone 2 years ago 3
hey im a stoner and i..... uhhh smoke weed and i ummm..... I found a dollar in my couch once! Let's see what else...... i smoke weed wait i said that one. I know i occasionally do shrooms, and acid, and coke, and muscle relaxers when my boy can get them.... wait you wanted to know my job? In that case it's i smoke weed.
Hippie4566 2 years ago
ya well maybe u should smoke it u fag man weed is the best
KiiiNGzFoRLiiFe 2 years ago
roll, roll, roll, my joint pick out the seeds and stems...!
BIG TUNE! LOVE YA WEEED!from europe
kenysmoker 2 years ago 2
shit i thought this song was called colt 45
Hippie4566 2 years ago
it is
256kibz 2 years ago
ahaa i love this song x :D
AbbieEhm123 2 years ago
so damn right!
shortyskaterboss 2 years ago
lol jump in her ass
MrFurball12 2 years ago
colt 45 2 zig zags
cortlinc 2 years ago
haha this song is life
PLstudios1 2 years ago
this is nice song and its funny a little bit.
Check out my videos.
MrMalcolm1998 2 years ago
is it really bad that i know this song all the way through
HaNnAm134 2 years ago 8
if hes a ku kux klan he would of killed him not beaten him
Dominisiaaaczeq 2 years ago
afroman got away
WillieTehFatass 2 years ago
why does every one repeat the fucking lyrics dumb ass pricks
123zwc 2 years ago 6
Relax
Notsogratefuldead 2 years ago
pretty sure no one cares what you did in fourth grade and no one cares that your in 8th now dumb cunts (:
rachiluvsanthonyx3 2 years ago
i remeber in 4th grade i would go down to Colorado with my cousins and just party as hell to this song.
im in 8th grade now.
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faggot little kid
Grondhog 2 years ago
colt 45 2 zig zags, baby thats all we need, we can go to the park after dark , n smoke dat tumbleweed.
cortlinc 2 years ago
Fucked so long
I grew a fuckin afro
LOLOLOLOL FRIGGIN HILARIOUS
5/5
KmanAvenger 2 years ago 6
yea buddy..... this one of my favs.
JIMBOSLICE016 2 years ago 3
i'm from HOLLAND you can buy weed in a shop! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh bitches
jeomaislekker 2 years ago 13
lucky mo fucker
biblyo1 2 years ago
fucking lucky
motoxxx144 2 years ago
lucky mofucker!
how much does it cost?
gibbo191 2 years ago
I'm from OHIO and you can buy weed in a walmart parking lot!
bucccccoooccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc!!!!!!!
Toadphillips 2 years ago 7
well thats alwys good
punkrocker828 2 years ago
afroman is tha best yo ahahahaha and yo he is the best @ makin beats
Piecesrestonthabed 2 years ago
it was also released in along version like 9:00 minutes on his album frobama head of state
ibraheemq8y 2 years ago
no thats not true, colt 45 in afroholic is another song
Bartho44 2 years ago
Wow stop arguing over the name of the song. The song was originally called Crazy rap which was released on the album "The Good Times" and the same song was later released on the album "Afroholic: The even better times" but it was renamed Colt 45.
oreowalker 2 years ago
lol me and my friends were smoking a joint and were singen this song
ikweetnietook 2 years ago 3
badass song hes right about seed and stems i love the stuff
billybob66699 2 years ago
ur dumb he says take outttt the seeds and stems like not smokeing them dumabss
beetleslover100 2 years ago
this stuff is so f greit
rotthing 2 years ago
u r gay
d4n60m3z 2 years ago
is a great song and funny
you guys want to know lil secret...im inmigrant please dont call ANS cuz
´´crazy rap and 1000 zig zags baby thats all i need....´´gracias amigo
badboykillascj 2 years ago
Sick tune.
Smiffyalltheway 2 years ago
funny songs but good.
fishstick42 2 years ago
AFROMAN IS THE SHIT!
kswisser12 2 years ago
colt 45 and crazy rap are the same thing crazy rap is the name of da album and the song is colt 45
thou3002 2 years ago
no the good times is the album name and crazy rap is the song name
CHASE101360 2 years ago 2
the song is colt 45, "colt 45 and 2 zigzags baby thats we need..."
RobIsntDrunk 2 years ago
It is fucking called Crazy Rap
Just because it is the hook doesn't mean it is the song title.
Fucking retard
HIFUGERS 2 years ago 3
Your fucking dumb
LiNaK37 2 years ago
what the fuck are you saying
the album is the good times and the song is crazy rap
Sushiboy712 2 years ago
COLT 45....
doper922 2 years ago
Afroman is a underground unique artist from Cali ..
westside159 2 years ago 3
nice mann good shitt he can be be the sitt pretty soon
iHardstyleSick 2 years ago
wot crew is afroman part of
eyedunnonothing 2 years ago
fuk you thats who
goblue1170136 2 years ago 2
you wanna go make something of this
eyedunnonothing 2 years ago
This is Colt 45...
DFGold21 2 years ago
It's called Crazy Rap.
HandsomeMattt 2 years ago 6
met this lady in oklahoma, whipped that pussy in a coma
Djanti0204 2 years ago 2
yodigg01 2 years ago
you said the same thing twice but in reverse the second time
chikenkiller123 2 years ago
You repeated yourself. Also your grammar is horrible. I agree with you people should not be bitching about the name of the song people make mistakes with that shit. But seriously don't be saying people are tripping and all that just learn how to make sense.
Deathsassaliant 2 years ago
i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice hahaaha
3ast3rn 2 years ago
its a beer named after a gun..thats how they do it for blacks .
riflemania 2 years ago 3
Colt 45 malt lager...I know it well
1259mojo 2 years ago 3
colt 45 is in fact a drink peoples.
trodenhizer 2 years ago
wow. last i checked it was a gun nigga.
raiga11213 2 years ago
Thats a Colt Revolver. Colt 45 is malt liquor
MrYarchonis 2 years ago
it's this asshole (afroman) that got everybody believing that the Colt M1911 is the "Colt 45" PEOPLE!! STOP CALLING IT THE COLT 45!! ITS THE COLT M1911!
AK47vsAK74 2 years ago
COLT 45 = BEER
codeman1337 2 years ago
Colt 45 is a brand of malt liquor.
Fleshmaker 2 years ago
dat d good shit kids
aoifemeg2323 2 years ago
haha finally someone got the name of the song right. everyone else thinks its colt 45.
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i love this song.......
sharonetjuh 2 years ago
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guys are stupid. They only think with thier dicks.
nightime1000 2 years ago
You know not everyone..
anarchyforthepeople 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Djanti0204 2 years ago 5
lmfao ur stupid girl caus its not because a guy like afroman makes a song like this that all mens are in the same boat having sex is fun and u cant deny it we love it but u cant understand that u just get horny once a month and after that u get ur periods lol im 17 and still virgin and i dont think about sex all the time or with my dick like u say and guess what im thinking with my fucking brain right now so your fucking wrong dont talk about guys when we could say alot about you girls
S3ctim 2 years ago 9
And u r an bitch
jorgensen4life 2 years ago
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
TOBYisAking 2 years ago
i always luv his begin part+rap
pahtooPW 2 years ago
LOL as the marijana bird? ahhaaaa
HpzCookie 2 years ago
colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thts all we need we can go 2 the park after dark smoke tht tumbleweed as the marijana bird we take our turn singin them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong.......so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems...
emmajayne97 2 years ago 4
Lol some 10 year old when I gone to ny was singing that line like all day...
sexythingys 2 years ago
hahaha
S3ctim 2 years ago
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misses: "I sell tapes from here to hong-kong"
and i hope u were high when u wrote this.. marijuana bird.. disgraceful.
Djanti0204 2 years ago
its as the marijana burns i sell tapes to here to hong kong
TUDORISSOOOCOOL 2 years ago
cool afroman can jerk lol
1dmugger1 2 years ago
Umm he was C-Walking
TekkenForceUnite 2 years ago 4
it was a joke
1dmugger1 2 years ago
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We fucked on the bed, we fucked on the floor, we fucked so long I grew a motha fuckn afro. We fucked all night, we fucked all day we fucked until my fro turned grey
HAHA remix!
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hey good stuff, u should check out my new video
kstormdaweathamanboi 2 years ago
oh my freggin gosh!
laughed my freggin ass off. haha!
this is mad wack yo. haha!
comebackel 2 years ago
I like the way this song mixes rythm with those nice blues phrases
pulsarcolosal 2 years ago
There's sooo many titles so you can find it with any of themm.
MingMingWP 2 years ago
this is Dirty Music Video LOL but Idk xD
321KIDDY321 2 years ago
this is the mst funny music video ive ever watch..well done
ksifael 2 years ago 2
i met this bich in michigan.. am never gonna fak that bich again!
n1c3r4nge 2 years ago
Nae the song is
Colt 45- Afroman
and no its not the full version
and it is missing the Dolly Parton part
kallner1127 2 years ago 4
It's called crazy rap on the album
TekkenForceUnite 2 years ago
well the more popular name for it is Colt 45
and it makes most sense
kallner1127 2 years ago
true, but dont blame me that he named it that, that's just what it's called on the album
TekkenForceUnite 2 years ago
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The name is Afroman - Roll my Joint
And yes its the full version cus iknow it all of my head and didnt miss a word :'D
NaamlooseGozer 2 years ago
this is not colt 45 ? from where carzy came from ?
zeitgeits66 2 years ago
perfect song to get high to
PlzKeepUrPantsOn 2 years ago 4
haha im in love this song
cheezo150 2 years ago 2
Is That The Full Version..?
I Tink Its Missin A Part.
I Met Dolly Parten in Tennesse
Her Tits Wer Full Of Hennesy.
Etc..
??
ScatCat09 2 years ago
Scatcat u dirty lil b***h!!!
but yeh ur right!!
XD
kreamerkasey 2 years ago
lol ya
cheezo150 2 years ago
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i love this song n i have it on my ipod!!!!
cheezo150 2 years ago
why dont you name the song right next time its colt 45 not crazy rap
slater002 2 years ago
Wrong, its called Crazy Rap on his album...Idiot
trina4jim 2 years ago
um... no lol its called crazy rap lol all teh otehr vids need to change the title lol
simoncz88 2 years ago
jos siä suatanan immeine et erota kalloo vosusta ni keskity siä vua siihe heinääs. ;)
zepi83 2 years ago
yo so there was this blind man rightt and he walked pass this fish market and stopped and took a deep breath and said wooooo good monring ladies!
kkingery11 2 years ago
oj..karamba :D
haslerka001 2 years ago
i said colt 45 and 2 zig zags! baby dats all we need! we can go to park after dark and smoke dat tumble weed!
closetMONSTA 2 years ago 2
" She sucked my D*ck till the sh!t turned white" xD
Mikeytjee 2 years ago 8
man we had the whole class singing this one day every single person got a referal
smurd4444 2 years ago 12
lol
michaelpacman4life 2 years ago
ahahahaha lol afroman is awesome he is gangster bro it is funny hehe
greeko8 2 years ago 5
Damn afro Man crip walk like a G
Broodxy 2 years ago 6
stop n hit the bong like cheech and chonglol
firesoulskul 2 years ago 6
This song was originaly called Crazy Rap, but if you knew anything about afroman they changed the song name to Colt 45 after he signed with Universal records. but he did come out with a Album with Crazy Rap on it. He just later rereleased it under Colt 45 for the Universal Lable Album
mdew32 2 years ago
Colt 45 is fucking another song from the album Afroholic... even better times
Bartho44 2 years ago
lol whats the point of afroman? just pointless. its kinda funny!
ACAS4EVER 2 years ago
this is called colt 45
vietprideee 2 years ago
no its called crazy rap.
13heavymetal 2 years ago 2
No, it's not..
Skeletine 2 years ago
Crazy Rap
cenasgay9111 2 years ago 2
funny wht he's talking about, sound like a person with hope
dethreveng 2 years ago
haha, Afroman is the only rap i like :D. he's awesome
Darkpuppet12 2 years ago 2
wow niggers
sokol788 2 years ago
wtf at this lil piece of shit. the song is called crazy rap.
XJFRANCOX 2 years ago
Cool song.
bigcpeck 2 years ago
ya'll niggaz ain't got nothin to do but talk shit that's just sad
richpimpin89 2 years ago
why did you put an apostrophe for a fake word.
JoeHammerschmidt 2 years ago
i bet he dont get none lol thts why he needs to talk bout it
nick94UFC 2 years ago
i bet he gets more then u
guajardo6 2 years ago
why u backing him up u his bitch
nick94UFC 2 years ago
COLT 45 legendary song bruzz,, it might av been crazy rap b for but its called colt 45 now
riley1armstrong 2 years ago
colt 45 2 zigzags
pkzpat 2 years ago
mothefuckers this is crazy rap it says in the video in the beginning bottom left corner douchebags
Dimi000 2 years ago
fuck u alright
guajardo6 2 years ago
COLT 45 Bitches
skarl 2 years ago
this isnt even the whole song
kenlc25 2 years ago
i ate dat pussy like srimp friend rich frsh
icekb12 2 years ago
its called Crazy Rap
12rossja 2 years ago
its called colt 45
TheSkaterd 2 years ago
from the back of the album "Sell Your Dope" by afroman 1. "Basehead Boogie" 2. "Palmdale" 3. "Crazy Rap" 4. "Let's All Get Drunk" 5. "If It Ain't Free" 6. "Sell Your Dope" 7. "There's A Price 2 Pay" 8. "Paranoid" 9. "Strugglin' N Strivin'" 10. "Let Me Out" 11. "Bacc 2 School" 12. "Hungry Hustler" 13. "God Has Smiled On Me"
hexkaster 2 years ago
Yah Its Really Crazy Rap.
JuggaloSpore 2 years ago
its called colt 45 not crazy rap u assholes
NrangersY 2 years ago
yo da song called colt 45 not crazy rap
get it right people
whills321 2 years ago
onewhocallstheshots...youre wrong
metalmalitia07 2 years ago
She whooped out a dick bigger than mine!!!!!!
BlackSoldier560 2 years ago 3
its not crazzy rap its colt 45
ADRIANSprofile 2 years ago
It's called "Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & Two Zig-Zags)"
OneWhoCallsTheShots 2 years ago
the name of the song is Crazy Rap. People call it colt 45.
bbarina41 2 years ago
WRD.. i hate that
jahlyfe 2 years ago
ur the best ever
jahlyfe 2 years ago
it is called colt 45
yoyosthecrew 2 years ago
chich and chong the best movie hahahahaha
420 EVERY DAY...................... PUSSYS.. .. .ala verga
muteck420 2 years ago
hey daykiller, fuck u pussy ass hater u should do u.
phillafan03 2 years ago 2