FUNNY LONDON SLANG WORDS!

[liver4ever1]

i'm learning English . thank you

[sycplevi]

mint means buff

[aleighachan]

LOOOOOL FACIALLY CHALLENGED

[NaruNutcoco60]

There's a New word Whatever= Wheva Lol that like 4 or 3 changes x3

[lukiux12]

@sentientwarez lmfao sir good comment, but I liked this video.

[patriceisadiva]

lololololololloooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooollo­l

[daniellecallahan]

i think i need to live in east london

[ZzHaCkSzZpS3Xx]

This is so fucking true and hilarious! I sometimes think some of these words are cool but now they seem retarded! Ive used blud and butters sket and fam and stuff but moist? Peak? Crutters!? WTF! I aggre man! Safe! Na fuck that! Nice work!:)

[helloitsmonicaXo]

for ugly you couldve put 'clapped' aswell

[xxDarkEyezxx]

PEOPLE..... You CAN'T speak BLACK.....

[NyxRedvines]

wet & moist are sexual here in the US... so if you call another guy 'wet' things will get awkward.

[bubblez94]

we say "brains" in Canada haha.

[MiaMiah]

looool i dont know anyone who uses the word cruttaz.. that is really cringey..

[markab69]

buttaz stands for butt uggly, been about for bout 20 years probably more. lol

[MNightTomalan]

Those are some sexy stairs......

[bluebox2924]

In ja frass is slang for high.

[djsubliminalreeve]

heres one i just made up if mans chatting crap its MUTTERS

[djsubliminalreeve]

yo u dizzy fam gimme dem crepz or mans gonna get murkle on a level and tingz

mnmnnmnnm my size

[hardest0ut]

@djsubliminalreeve dat was moist

[jonesy90000]

This video is so right in so many ways!

[Cookieful97]

That is how every one talks in my school I live in east London -_-

[qsarai79]

if you say ay blood over here like that in california they would think it means something completely different lol

[SuperSkips]

@qsarai79 I'm genuinely intrigued, what does blood refer to in California? as opposed to friend/brother/family (English slang) or literal blood

[qsarai79]

@SuperSkips Well it does mean friend/brother/family but it is gang related. The color red is worn by them. They called each other blood. The high school I attended had plenty of bloods there lol. Way different right? haha

[NaeJoy]

this is black london slang. it came from the rappers like tinie tempah, dizzie rascal... etc.

[TheLzyD]

@NaeJoy NAAAAAAAH IT DIDNT!

[oatsandbeansandbarle]

@NaeJoy uh no,

[alexm921]

this video describes my area of SE20! haha

[RioDolly31]

@alexm921 nevermind SE20 haha my postcode is HD2 - Yes Huddersfield up North and I hear these said day in day out...but with a Yorkshire accent LOOL...funny times

[BeautyBoudior]

Most people in Nottingham talk like this too =/ trying to do the London accent too! Eugh!

[sunsetbliss123]

Facially challenged lmfao!

[harasjnosliw]

LOL your accent is funny...........you would standout in Canada

[nocciolino24]

uahuahuahuauha so can u immagine how can we learn english in this city?????? O.o uhauhauhauhau

[theHatchett1]

This is only in london lol All kids talk like this nowdays, whites wanna be black, paki's hate there real accent so talk like a wog lol go to leeds and see a black man talking like a northerner.... It cracked me up! But as he said. Blacks in london are wankers, trying to chat like a jamaican but jamaicans can't understand them hahahaha And all you wiggers out there, PULL YOUR FUCKING TROUSERS UP AND TALK PROPER, THE KOONZ RIINSE YOU FOR CHATTIN LIKE A NIG NOG OK!!! muppetts!

[Jnyknicks22]

he gave you veins? thats serious

[michael79331]

who the fuck says cruttaz never heard that in my life fam and who the fuck still uses buff this yute buggin

[CoreySinner93]

you remind me of the kids on attack the block! thumbs me up if you know what im talkin about =P

[razer0072073]

Cruttaz LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[AUS1322]

@FromApeToMan GO FUCK YOSELF IM HALF BLACK AND I HATE WHEN HATTAS LIKE YOU MAKE FUN OF BLACK PEOPLE .Tell yo mama I said hi and I'll fuck her later

[James64632]

None of this is fucking English

[ozzernator]

@James64632 are your retarded? this is english slang

[James64632]

@ozzernator If you had a brain you would understand that this language never used to be spoken in London, cockney was, but not this. Why has that happened? because the people have been replaced by third worlders, simple really.

[ozzernator]

@James64632 actually your right, we did talk cockney and we were posh but from what I grew up with we all spoke like that

[FromApeToMan]

If you want to speak that shit go back to the ghetto where your nigger whore of a mother shat you out of her snatch. You fucking black piece of shit go take your language back to the cotton fields and cane plantations and get the fuck out of europe where people speak like humans not niggerbabble. I am sick of seeing the only white things on you and the shit that comes out of your monkey lips, go crawl up your tree, nigger.

[1Boyandaidiot]

@FromApeToMan

wow you really are an utter racist cunt good for you your mother is a whore infact im fucking your mum right know prick. pleanty of whites speak like this how about you kill yourself i bet your in the kkk or wank off to them you really are a cunt bitch shit basterd

[HEGERTY17]

I hate it when my mates say peng or sumin like tht

[TheKidRemy]

Haha

[ZenzaiiHD]

guess the 18 dislikes are the ppl who use those words :P

[Thespeedking0098]

I feel glad that I never lived in London, they don't really speak English...

[lndac02]

@Thespeedking0098 London great place to visit and see the historical sites, but get the hell back on the train and go home away from the bottom feeders that infest the place, its loaded with non English speaking immigrants and low rent uneducated White. Black and Asian trash. You saw the riots in London last year on TV? You really want those type of fuckers living in your street? if so move to London, its guarenteed

[lndac02]

@Thespeedking0098 you can see from the comments on here, that most of them cannot even string a simple comment together here without spelling mistakes. You can imagine where their IQ levels sit ;)

[alphajohnstone]

you forgot skeng leng hench what you saying rudeboy next man P par bredrin wagwan dutty hold tight safe blud suck ya mum batty rasclart bumbaclart ya dunno allow it shank wasteman feds still

[fiendishgoon]

lool jokes vid, espesh the facially challengdd bit. Just saw that vid sin the responses about how to get a chick straght after and it is jokes! And after watching this I can translate the slang used in other videos like that one lol.

[BossMandotnet]

facially challenged , AWESOME

[MusicIsMyLifeBL]

MOIST.

[johneal1]

Imma use dat facially challenged

[kerrylouu]

this video made me laughh!! :)

[ChazBabeyy]

I love it! I live up north and these words are here aha

[ohanley666]

lol where im from every 1 says these its 2 funny

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

great video. so funny.

where i'm from people used to always say 'dry' and if someone says "you're dry" that means you are not funny. if you tell a joke and someone says "dry" or "you're dry" then you know, coz i just explained it hahaha

[mrkillman555]

What about grass

[8790tom]

@DeeJayNickztar yeah I suppose so.... :P

[KayOwDeeEnElAr]

i would stuff my masculinity into ur femalininity LOL.;)

[danbushfield]

your on the naughty step.

[urbanNatsu]

you forgot, HOT MESS

[Witts007]

bluuuud you forgot u can call a ugly girl DOGGED!

[DeeJayNickztar]

@Witts007 or clapped lool

[xxbroggiexx]

hahahahaha i love your girl impressions!!!!!!

[VOXS2]

damp deep skeen cat merked crutted brain beat wange black mouse nigger sex sexy deep daap map rat wink black nigger rat piff yatty beef nigger peak political black nigs crut not event beat beat bat wank :)

[MrLeebo123]

LONDON SLANG LONDON SLANG DOESNT EXCIST ANYMORE ITS JUST AFRICAN BOYS WANNABEE JAMAICANS LOL

[8790tom]

I'm british and live really close to London, and I've never even heard these "words"....

[DeeJayNickztar]

@8790tom maybe cos of the ppl u associate yourself wiv

[lndac02]

These are not London slangs, these are plain Black slangs

[twilightselena4eva]

@lndac02 nah, i'm sure its london slang. Trust me white people speak like this too.

[Anorchous]

@lndac02 naw mate its just you D: ive seen all sorts use these words :)

[MegaIlikechickens]

@lndac02 Which many white kids in London use/say all the time

[pwincessmoi123]

@lndac02 WTF are you on, I don't know where in London you live but where I live EVERYONE talks like this

[xalleniex]

@lndac02 most of the white kids in my school talk lie that im mixed raced and i talk lie that but i grew up with my white parent so dont just say its just black people

[fazzie4eva]

@lndac02 Racist... Im ASIAN And iUse This Slang

[lndac02]

@fazzie4eva This is black street slang that Whites and Asians are obliged to learn and use in order to fit in.Its not London slang,it is purely West Indian slang that uneducated easily lead Whites and Asians have to follow and MUST comply with. Great at alienating you from parents and even more importantly potential high paying employers and keeping a nice easy minimum wage workforce. Please continue using, I will always need quick service at Mcdonalds from someone who thinks their HipNblack!

[lollieikram1]

thats emotional lol

[kayenta33]

bait video man

[lilBIchigoUzmaki]

Am thinking about just going about saying "hey my size man thinking you just facial challenged* likes?

[lilBIchigoUzmaki]

oh my, this guy is funny right ?

[TheShottaboy1]

facially challenged jheez jacked that now

[bombhead1997]

he gave her shits



[MONOBOI53]

lol im from toronto canada and our slang is completely different to yours!

[EliteGrimeUK]

is your laptop/ destop set up at the bottem of the stairs?

[razer0072073]

ur funny :)

[DanBmont]

This is AMAZING XD hahahahahaha



[bluebottel24]

1 more for butters clapped and theres another 1 called smash its when you tell some1 to do something and dey do it you shout out smashhh

[TotallyAwesomeGurl1]

i swear thats not how a girl talks.....lool oh my dazee

[RougeLeader7]

I decided that i really like you mate!

[MrKainHD]

this had me creasing

[shaiiRazz]

lols and here I'm thinking we had weird slang

[whosabadboi]

Funny guy keep the vids coming top lad

[tracysimpson100]

thats funny but its all true these works people use these days. when we was in school every1 use to think they were good and cool.

[hayman287]

Biggup to Hackney doe! Lol bored

[MasonicVlogs]

next elderly hood (kidulthood,adulthood what next? oap hood) and i bet ull hear "rawr rude boi look at dat girl she is bareee facially challenged)

[Gh0stBlade]

Lol, such silly made up words.

[JoshJasTV]

You jokes guy!!!!!!! lolllllll! Wicked videos!

[sikdelphi303]

people saying buv instead of bruv now

[H4RDB0DY]

cruttaz = buttaz + crusty

i avent even heard it b4 

[JemmaLOL95]

@TheBatternburg It's kinda the nowadays slang... not the 'cockney rhyming slang' or whatever. Why put a negative comment on the video, dont like it? dont watch it.

[JudeMakeUp]

IMPOSSIBRUUUUU

9gagers!!!!!!

[missabei]

lmaoooooooo your too funny

[HAZBAZ1989]

cat??? wtf dose dat mean yes this choon is cat lol

[djladychaos7]

Lol I remember when we used to say "Joke" after pretty much everything!! We used to talk shit just so we could say "Joke" after!!! You got pen on your face....joke!! He said he fancied you....joke! You smell....joke! What weird crap us teenagers get up to! :-)

[djladychaos7]

Interesting..... it's different slang to the slang we used growing up in London, but London definitely does have it's own words. You don't hear them anywhere else unless it's a Londoner sayin it! Ps - to say it's not London slang is not true. For real star, you can't know everything innit??

[05gobis]

FUNNY. SUBSCRIBED ASAP

[DimplefaceChloe]

i just favourite this video soo good^_^

[azRvCIan]

So funny!! keep it up Im from london and this is exactly what ppl say lool

[MrPlaystation3MW2]

im from london and i can say this guy is sooooooooo funny and true lol

[sexyypinkk1]

your videos give me too much joka man ahha 

[TheReflectedColours]

That was friggin' excellent man!

[27skatedude]

soundboard!

[theCHAKKALAK]

Reduced me to tearsss! So funnyyy please keep it uppp <3

[BSkwizzle95]

It's nearly 1AM and I'm trying to hold in my laugh from waking people up, but it ain't working! This has me cracking up!! XD

[ajamm123]

Peng Chung? I've got a Chinese friend named that.

[EriqTugume]

SHOCKING



[bazz143]

facially challenged is old mate used that one in primary school!!!

[MstrMonstar]

Buttaz Bitch is the one that the teenagers in Essex use most. ;)

[MstrMonstar]

I live in Essex. All the other teenagers use it here too! Wooo. ;)

[ozzyxyz10]

you dun'kno fam!

[mooki01]

you are a legend!! :'D

[RobboRobinsonNG7]

"This video be ASH!" Ash meaning - good, so good it was hot, so hot it burnt, so burnt it turned to ash.....'Ash'

[shroomologist]

Facially challenged, that is excellent haha.

[OneLastForgotten]

@shroomologist I am so using that.

[shroomologist]

@OneLastForgotten Me too.

[andremp03]

Facially Challenged LOOOOL WOW

[TheBirdymusic]

Haha man your video's are awesome. Love your humour. Peace.

[adcuz]

lol brilliant

[justjulio123]

lol facially challenged you know

[FukcKKKBNP]

And "brain" was slang from the eastcoast of USA, before it touched UK

[FukcKKKBNP]

In south, we didn't say SKEEN. We say "SEEN"

[flubberchunk]

funny as fuck.

[1234sweetandsour]

lol

[911dabaddest]

SMFH 

[alexafothergill]

Lmao my dad and uncle say some of those I just give them my wtf are you talking about face

[cheythebest1]

interesting and educational (lol). facially challenged and political peak both make sense and combined = many of our American politicians :D thanks for the uploads.

[TrilhaMusiki]

I think my hear would give out if someone said I was facially challenged.

[xxxmisssparklesxxx]

really like ur accent lol funny video

[SirDeeAndAyy]

Nice work bruv! Slang now is moist :') lol.

[themixedchick100]

hahah over half those words are used in america and all across the world im pretty sure hahah.. fail lol it was still funny tho xD lmao

[bluenaite]

wait til the next generation adds more

[Trusssno1]

LOOOOOL dis cracked me up too much

[pbfresh26]

OMG! Peng Piff Buff Chung?? Hella funny especially the "chung" they talking about me? LOL keep it funny man :)

[MsTracyM11]

woah woah, lemme just digest, lemme just digest this.. you had me rollin:D

[ShinBigboss]

looool u got a new sub m8. Keep this up, jokesss

[brainuppance]

Hehe! Funny guy. And I'm diggin the cool accent.

[08sexyjazz]

.....wet, moist, damp....they must had a fetish for Water - LMFAO!!!

[VGS786]

lool not heard of crutters

[MrMissMaster]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL i totally agree with this shit. its so pathetic :') wed get on so well.

[solosoloblackdude]

Lol, I remember back in the days when those words world be used bare times back in high school (lol i just used one). But now I'm out of the slang terms.

[MidnightsLament]

Facially challenged. Oh god - That's beautiful.

[thatblackid1]

Good shit dude, this is funny.

[Stevofaves]

i watched this, and now i can't stop saying buttaz

[RDRkiller405]

@kingperseverance brain we use that in new york and it means the same thing

[NMHAJA]

yyyyO whats good people?



[BabyAC110]

cruttaz could stand for crusty.

[chaozrah]

like rahhh, i remember all dis from my trip out london last summer hahahah, thanks for remindin me of that life hhahha

[maddii34u]

yo fam that shit not right !! now ii don't feel bad using spanish slangs xD

[CarlitosWayz12]

On road its normal when chattin.... but its so funny when u think deep about it, but no matter what LDN Slang makes us unique and stand out different from other countries let alone cities. London has got its own thing goin on.

[shaebaeby]

@Kingperseverance in america...in certain areas...good looking people are called bait... ex...." Damnnnn now he's the bait !! he can get it anytime ;)" or "I'm tryna get the bait tonight."

[Ozmantic17]

lol

[ARS3NAL786]

lool alvin ur videos are hard its syed from whtc sikk vids

[jamrock20101]

lmao im from jamaica & we use some of those slangs.

-stoosh

-brain

-frass (in jamaica we say somebody is frass when they are drunk, tired, stressed or if they look a hot mess)

[ChaddyCoop]

lmaooo.! facially challenged .

dead bro . -_-

[TheMuffinxChan]

CRUTTERS :')

[CuTiE777L]

Lmfao !! =)

[peaceluvfever825]

Funny :D I love how you said "Are you sayin' that I look like man?!" Hahaha

[RockyLuvz97]

lol this was funny then it was kinda weird then it was like wtf is up in britain then it was funny again lmaoo!!!