Rich, your ANTM vids continue to be hilarious even though I have (almost) forgotten all about these girls by now. Also; ROCK OF LOVE BANDANA!(!!!) I want one too!
Seriously how did I just find this channel, i've been reading fourfour, for a while now, for the antm blogs, and got turned on to the other writings there...you are fantastic...subscribing now lol
You obviouly loathe yourself and hate the fact you were born a big homo because you find so much entertainment and joy in talking sh*t about people and finding FAULT in everyone. You need a good therapist.
I'm actually really pleased with myself. And aren't you the one who's finding fault? Instead of getting a therapist, I'm gonna play one for a sec and say that your projection suggests that you, too, are a big homo.
Good lord. Is it me or are the contestants getting weirder looking with each new cycle? At this point I think maybe even I would have a chance on the show.
Did you happen to notice in the Anya montage, she really did sound like Animal? Lauren wasn't lying. The girl sounds like a muppet! I wanted to hear your take on this.
PS- Your recaps own my life. I was dying with laughter (in class) when I watched this.
I like that in the beginning of the video, you had this big chunky yellow...animal thing...perched on the bookcase behind you. But eventually Gizmo was sitting there! It was like sugar-free frosting on top of a deliciously decadent cupcake, an extra treat that doesn't take away from the merits of the original...what the heck am I talking about?
this has like nothing to do with what the video is on but at 6:06 there is a little yellow piggy in the background and at 6:08 there is like a firby thing lol
LOVE you. But time to read up on the current human rights lit. 'Female Genital Mutilation,' aka FGM, aka clitoridectomy, aka Pharaonic Circumcision, et al, is a actually pretty important issue and really provokes a lot of debate. But 'FGM' is a totally legit, and in fact often preferred term, for the practice.
Btw, still wondering about the top-bottom-versatile thing, cause like, you look hecka cute in this vid.
I know, I've read Possessing the Secret of Joy and I've written about female circumcision. That wasn't the joke. Fatima says, "Female GENERAL mutilation," or at least the way she stumbles over her words makes it sound like she's saying that instead of "genital."
Ohhhhhh. How could I doubt you? Actually, this will bore you to tears, but you could also check out Janice Boddy's new book on the history of efforts by the British to stamp out the practice. It's called 'Civilizing Women' and it's on Princeton Univ Press. A good, uplifting, beach read... save it for your trips to Fire Island or the Hamptons or wherever it is that you summer...
You are so fierce! I read all of your recaps during winter holidays becouse i had nothing better to do.. I love em. Next season you should pick a feature like the twiggy meter or the jade thing from the beginning.. I enjoyed them the most
P.S. I'm fairly certain I love reading Four Four about ANTM than I do watching the show. I don't think I'd truly appreciate the show without your malicious scrutiny.
hey man, I loved this video. I recently discovered your ANTM recaps and now I'm addicted. I went back to read every single one from previous cycles. I burst out laughing with every single one. Awesome job! Yes, I am kinda addicted to ANTM, don't judge me (you and everyone else reading probably already did, haha). you're awesome
1:59 WTF LOLOL.
MrMusicFM 6 months ago
I always think Mariah's singing 'I'm that chicken light!'
My favourite part was the repition of Lauren's 'Claire, she's like dancing and I'm like wooooah!'
DontGoQuietly 2 years ago
1:23 barbie asses can't be on tv??
also "I'm That Chick" intros = <33
crisspanda 2 years ago
Why bother doing ten girls if there are only fourteen girls. Might as well do all of them. You only missed: Katarzyna, Aimee, Atalya, and Stacy-Ann.
Great video anyway. :]
BowmanYoshi 2 years ago
Maybe coz he thinks they're just... plain?
CatValley 2 years ago
They didnt move him obviously. Especially Atalya as evidenced by his blog. hahahah
samisalesbo 2 years ago 4
guess what's in my sandwich? A PENIS!
bitragale 2 years ago 3
0:18 HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAHHA
"i can go wash my butt!"
jords94 2 years ago 9
Rich, your ANTM vids continue to be hilarious even though I have (almost) forgotten all about these girls by now. Also; ROCK OF LOVE BANDANA!(!!!) I want one too!
lambardoikzz 2 years ago 4
Pretty much loved how "Im that chick" plays for the intro BWA HA HA HAHAHA HA
mattiboi 2 years ago
team chunk haha
skondap 2 years ago
You are adorable.
pyattriot 2 years ago 3
6:09 - 6:10
The toy in he back changes =OOOO
bolodearroz 3 years ago
Dude your awesome, Keep making videos :)
robbie121 3 years ago
HAHAHUAUHAHUAHUAAHU LOL!!! i LOVEDD THIIIIIIISS
some memorable moments on here!! Im starting to become a fan of yours lol
nichizorro 3 years ago 2
lol this was hilarious! what song was playing throughout the video?
factorygirll 3 years ago
I think it's "I'm That Chick" by Mariah Carey.
Eddy06090 3 years ago
Thank you for the phrase "sheisty motherfucker".
This will be very useful in my daily life.
imSOridiculous 3 years ago 4
ROFLMAO
TheVeganicWitch 3 years ago
Woah...Amis and Lauren were in an episode of Pot Psychology, right? Good on ya', Rich.
UsedGloo 3 years ago
Oh my GAAAD John Malkovich watches ANTM?!! Girl, I would have never known!
superc 3 years ago 4
Yeah, dude... you're my hero.
cizmad 3 years ago 2
lol kim
leeeostfu 3 years ago
what's with the magical plushy disappearing and reappearing?
XionElric 3 years ago
This show offends my box of Moral Fiber.
TheOnlyFoe 3 years ago
LMFAO that's an amazing sentence there! Do you mind if I quote it every time I see a crappy TV show?
Dominicano1197 3 years ago
Thanks! By all means, quote the heck out of me :)
TheOnlyFoe 3 years ago
I like the racist bitch :') SHE'S PRETTY OK. and yay for Amis, I adore her walk in that clip haha
dontxtalk 3 years ago 3
"here's one for team chunk!" HAHAHAHAHAHA ruthless
CHRISPANG 3 years ago
you are cute
blazinqt 3 years ago 27
I still think Stacy Ann's stripper song should have secured her a spot in the top ten - but I love it. The only recap video that I've ever loved
derivatives 3 years ago 2
Seriously how did I just find this channel, i've been reading fourfour, for a while now, for the antm blogs, and got turned on to the other writings there...you are fantastic...subscribing now lol
LoreneMosher 3 years ago
i totally appreciate and love your sense of humour. kudos.
myvoicecarries 3 years ago
the song is im that chick by mariah carey
jumpstyleaca123 3 years ago
oh my god you are so cute and bitchy !!!will you marry me!!!!?????you made me lol
macboyanthony 3 years ago 5
ur looking younger, cuter, dorkier even.
neongen01 3 years ago
Hi Rich, don't know if you got to see Lauren's awsome interview with Jason C. I added a link just in case: watch?v=cIiRPvRsKoY
she's realy hilarious in it
00Rotem00 3 years ago
This video is so funny and well put together! You are so smart (and cute)!
lpdnyc 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You obviouly loathe yourself and hate the fact you were born a big homo because you find so much entertainment and joy in talking sh*t about people and finding FAULT in everyone. You need a good therapist.
iiiipaulieiiii 3 years ago
I'm actually really pleased with myself. And aren't you the one who's finding fault? Instead of getting a therapist, I'm gonna play one for a sec and say that your projection suggests that you, too, are a big homo.
richfofo 3 years ago 13
I swear I had the same thought !
I've said before that Dominique is a perfect reminiscent of Jade from cycle 6.
but jade was more exiting XD
Dominiqe disgusts me kinda.
GracefullTiger 3 years ago
Oh, Marvita. Saying "I don't need you all over here having orgasms and things" must be the most fascinating way of comforting a circumcised woman.
fixxative 3 years ago 4
MORE MORE MORE.
I agree...this is better than watching ANTM!
SarahSteaksauce 3 years ago
Holy crap -- that was awesome. More! More!
whitd0816 3 years ago
WHERE is STACY ANN.
chumpthreads 3 years ago
Oh my god, too awesome, especially adding Mariah into the insanity. You are a genius!
yaypuppies 3 years ago
Good lord. Is it me or are the contestants getting weirder looking with each new cycle? At this point I think maybe even I would have a chance on the show.
BloodylocksBathory 3 years ago
Did you happen to notice in the Anya montage, she really did sound like Animal? Lauren wasn't lying. The girl sounds like a muppet! I wanted to hear your take on this.
PS- Your recaps own my life. I was dying with laughter (in class) when I watched this.
dramagirl99 3 years ago
rich, you were in my dream last week! haha
don't worry, not a naughty one - but so random and weird...
anyway, great video - super hilarious! :D
i want your t-shirt
omernos87 3 years ago
Very entertaining as usual. Could someone tell me what Mariah song provides the soundtrack?
crash9080 3 years ago
"I'm That Chick"
richfofo 3 years ago
This was magical.
I love all your t shirts.
MrTsBastardChild 3 years ago
lose the shirt
xoxo
GloriousNonsense 3 years ago 2
My favorite part is when the yellow round piggy with hot dog braids is replaced by Gizmo! Was that Winston's idea?
malfunctiongirl 3 years ago
please keep making more videos like this. you are hilarious and beautiful to look at. keep it up!
dragonbelly 3 years ago 2
I god damn love you so much! I cud watch u all days babiez
CherylMerkowski 3 years ago
we could SO be ANTM buddies.
elusivecharm 3 years ago
So.
I'm totally in love with you.
Marry me?
Thanks.
yamisakuma 3 years ago 2
You should put up more video recaps on the blog...I bet they save time...?
wolfmanssister 3 years ago
hi, i'll take your sandwich.
starvewars 3 years ago 3
I vote for you to take over as host of The Soup...STAT!
kristasphere 3 years ago 3
lol so funny how you put it together..
roseyplain 3 years ago
I like your blog very much! I take a look every monday :)
emmja 3 years ago
Marvita = #1 ALWAYS
LOVE THE FORMAT RICH! This was GENIUS!
Jaskuwe 3 years ago
I like that in the beginning of the video, you had this big chunky yellow...animal thing...perched on the bookcase behind you. But eventually Gizmo was sitting there! It was like sugar-free frosting on top of a deliciously decadent cupcake, an extra treat that doesn't take away from the merits of the original...what the heck am I talking about?
Ultraviolins 3 years ago
this has like nothing to do with what the video is on but at 6:06 there is a little yellow piggy in the background and at 6:08 there is like a firby thing lol
SwantonIngusJinx 3 years ago
rich, its not to much to ask.. BUT WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DO YOU WATCH THIS CRAP?
TrooperCX 3 years ago
Because I watch crap. I find it surprising that you know my name, but you don't know that.
richfofo 3 years ago
LOL.
Can you post more Winston?
723145 3 years ago
I love you Rich!
sleepingchild 3 years ago
Hey Rich,
LOVE you. But time to read up on the current human rights lit. 'Female Genital Mutilation,' aka FGM, aka clitoridectomy, aka Pharaonic Circumcision, et al, is a actually pretty important issue and really provokes a lot of debate. But 'FGM' is a totally legit, and in fact often preferred term, for the practice.
Btw, still wondering about the top-bottom-versatile thing, cause like, you look hecka cute in this vid.
strongthomas 3 years ago
I know, I've read Possessing the Secret of Joy and I've written about female circumcision. That wasn't the joke. Fatima says, "Female GENERAL mutilation," or at least the way she stumbles over her words makes it sound like she's saying that instead of "genital."
richfofo 3 years ago
Ohhhhhh. How could I doubt you? Actually, this will bore you to tears, but you could also check out Janice Boddy's new book on the history of efforts by the British to stamp out the practice. It's called 'Civilizing Women' and it's on Princeton Univ Press. A good, uplifting, beach read... save it for your trips to Fire Island or the Hamptons or wherever it is that you summer...
strongthomas 3 years ago
You are so fierce! I read all of your recaps during winter holidays becouse i had nothing better to do.. I love em. Next season you should pick a feature like the twiggy meter or the jade thing from the beginning.. I enjoyed them the most
j1r1 3 years ago
P.S. I'm fairly certain I love reading Four Four about ANTM than I do watching the show. I don't think I'd truly appreciate the show without your malicious scrutiny.
<3
MegadethsGirl 3 years ago
that was great. A recap episode usually doesn't deserve a examination, but I loved it. Can't wait till next monday!
MegadethsGirl 3 years ago
I love the tag "my sandwich." LOL.
WufPower 3 years ago
what's a clitorectomy? lol. these recaps totally make me wet
birdcagebastard 3 years ago
Rich, man......... you still owe us the good old Winston vids, please post them, especially the Thanksgiving feast. :)
Thanks
by the way I also like ANTM recaps
LILITALOPEZ 3 years ago
hey man, I loved this video. I recently discovered your ANTM recaps and now I'm addicted. I went back to read every single one from previous cycles. I burst out laughing with every single one. Awesome job! Yes, I am kinda addicted to ANTM, don't judge me (you and everyone else reading probably already did, haha). you're awesome
oking83 3 years ago
Once again Rich you done up and rocked my world!
ilycedehl 3 years ago