Two immutable facts of humanity are: It is united in the belief that those who subscribe to a different world view, political ideology, religion, philosophy, prejudice, etc. "just don't get it." Talented debaters can cause anyone to appear foolish, proving only technique, not truth.
even though you started in the dishwasher, at least you are questioning things. and what is the truth, there is the truth of sience which are the laws of physics which are unchangable. there is also the truth of humanity. this is already written in our hearts and souls, all you have to is find it.jesus is not the be all and end all, in his teachings lies the key to this truth.
yea a true reflection of the american entrepenerial greed f*****g up the true message or christ, just like mainstream religions,and every other twat who hasnt got a clue what christianity is about. dont listen to those two ***** dont listen to me, look for the real truth work it out for yourself.
not evertyone is confidant , smug , probably a reasonably well off middle american., there are a lot of broken and needy people out there , also millions of junkies ,criminnals etc ..yea why dont you offer them your better alternative ATHEISM ..bound to really make a differance to thier lives. its going to give them hope moral guidance and comfort.........not!
@lordofthecoils We educate and uplift these people with true human compassion and charity. We DON'T make false promises, we DON'T make them feel even more miserable by calling them "sinners", we DON'T make them pay their hard earned money to some church, and we DON'T do good deeds with the sole intention of impressing a magic invisible daddy in the sky.
@risbysarwar Can't you do those things without kissing anyone's ass in the slim chance of receiving a reward? I do good, help others, am kind and a good person because that's how I like to see other people behave. But I don't kiss ass because I think I might get a handout for it.
Why do all these ass-kissers think the only way to do good by the human race is to kiss Hank's ass all the time? Try not kissing his ass and see if he really does beat the shit out of you. You may be surprised.
@Ogawa47 not only do you kiss up to hank by doing good to others, you can also do it by doing good to yourself; being honest, fair, kind, not smoking, not drinking, not insulting, not making fun of others, etc. Hank doesnt need to be kissed, the purpose of it all is to be civilized and good to others and be good to yourself. Look at America, secular country. Out of the 6 million people in jail, 3 million are in the U.S., if everyone feared Hank, then this would be statistic would be nil
@risbysarwar If Hank's ass doesn't need kissing, then why are you suggesting that people can't be decent if they don't kiss Hank's ass? And by the way, ass-kissers wind up in jail and prison all the time. Forcing an entire country to kiss one person's ass isn't going to make the crowbar motels any less full. In fact, a 1999 Texas poll of the criminal justice system showed that at least 78% of prisoners claimed to have kissed Hank's ass. A 1995 national census showed 33% actively kissed his ass.
@Ogawa47 contempt for others, selfishness, shamelessness, etc. are erased/ controlled in the hearts of those who truly believe in a Higher power they must answer to. Don't get inffuenced by the bad that media feeds you. Do get influenced by the good, in religion (which is not hard at all) and the good in secular (which gets you halfway)
@Ogawa47 dont let your ego and self-worship and sinful desires deny the existence of a higher being. Look at religion for what it is and what they do, with a humble heart, theres alot you will see that will win your respect and love. The media portrays those who are pious as corny and ignorant; the media also glorifies sex, drinking, and smoking as cool and fun things to do. We must let our minds be strong and smart. Our hearts pure and pristine.
@risbysarwar See, I don't need Hank or the media to tell me how to live my life. I can think (with strength and intelligence) for myself, thankyouverymuch. And I don't believe I said religions don't do good. I merely suggested that the assumption that only religions do good is incorrect.
@Ogawa47 religion builds character, community, and offers hope. It's good is unmatchable. People who do violence in the name religion are contradicting themselves. Kissing up to Hank is the Best way to be of good, moral character.
Church of hank founded 27 april 2011,I actualy prefer this church to jehovas witnesses tbh...Religon = do as i say ,work for me an give me all your worldly goods, u get reward when you die . LOL wut?
Hank didn't build the town. Bob did. And if you don't kiss Bob's ass you WILL get your ass kicked. It's Bob's rules or serious ass-kicking. By the way, Bob says NO hotdogs of any kind in any way, shape or form. Also, if you kill anyone who kisses Hank's ass Bob will give you 72 million dollars when you leave town. And remember, Bob needs his ass kicked 5 times a day at specific times. If you miss an ass kissing you'd better have a damn good reason for it and make up for it the next day.
I think this is very close to how I see a believer of a not proven extraordinary creep.... eh, being.
It have to be true because it says so in the bible/koran, and the bible/koran says it's true, so it have to be true, because it say so in the bible/koran, eh....... nvm. :-(
When you share this with Christians, they get all huffy and mad at the way you've just talked about Christianity. Then when you point out that you haven't mentioned it, they get madder.
Ahhh, it's fun to poke fun at the willfully ignorant.
I have got to expand my horizons. I write songs, even record all the instruments and vocals myself, and I get some pretty good comments from people who watch (listen to) my uploads, some who don't even normally listen to punk rock. But THIS is something I must get in to. I wrote mini-plays with my sister when we were kids, but haven't in forever. I gotta try something like this. In honor of the inspiration these guys gave me, I will first attack religion, then I will get to other subjects . . .
I thank him 4 everything his givin me and u can attack 4 the few mistakes I made but maybe If u start thanking him u have ppl to talk to instead those cats! So get blessed lonely cat lady
One of the most dumbest and most disrespectful thing I ever seen and only push me closer to GoDs word cuz he warned us about ppl like dis and u 4got ur so called hank give his life 4 fools like u and u wonder y u get no miracles!
@smarterdenyouthink whell.. most people just think you are DUMBERthanyouthink. And thanks for pointing out Matts joke. Kiss Franks ass for us will you?
My eccentric philanthropist can beat up your eccentric philanthropist and then douse his hair with beer and make him smoke a wiener stuffed with pickle relish and moon rocks.
so hilarious!haha typical deluded religious nuts way of conversing with their beliefs, i pity these people...so deluded, bravo to the one who wrote the kit
About 47% of the US is against Atheists and they're disliked more than other group, including Muslims, LBGT, and any ethnic minority. They're more correct about everyone being against them than any other group, statistically.
@MyloDude22 that's probably the most intelligent thing I've heard all week. And, you do have a point. What people crave above all else is attention and pity.
@veson231 Everyone thinks everyone against them. It's human nature to play the victim. Christians think they're the last religion to be picked on. Same go with Mormons, Muslims and even Atheists. We as humans have to find/invent enemies and have to invent ways to protect against those perceived enemies.
@MyloDude22 It's kind of hard NOT to play the victim when every 'holy book' tells people of respective doctrines to punish those not of their faith, and since we aren't of ANY faith, we pretty much get the brunt of EVERY faith. Are we victims? Yeah, we are.
@veson231 But atheist are right in thinking everyone is out against them. The Bible itself says anyone who doesn't believe in God is a fool who will burn in hell.
@cornflakeclusters That's actually not what the bible says. Hell is mostly from the extended universe, if you will. It's the Han and Leia's Jedi children of theology. There are parts about punishment for the douches, but belief in God being required is debatable. The idea of hell as a physical place of fire mostly comes from Dante, and even he cut the virtuous unsaved a break. Conception of hell varies greatly by sect also, not even Christians are all on the "lake of fire" train
@namesameasu Nah. The Hank story just illustrates a huge number of theistic fallacies with an analogy to Evangelical Christianity. It's not an argument.
You could say some of the analogies where false of course, but you'd be wrong in any other sense than "No single theist would commit all of these fallacies in a single conversation".
@Gnomefro The whole thing is a fallacy: God's offer rises up people spiritually, whereas Hank is offering a worldly reward that people would already have a taste of. Faith has the fringe benefit of transcendence, whereas Hank's reward is fraught with lowly materalism. Hank appears to be physically threatening, whereas God's "lake of fire" is a spiritual deprivation that would be eternal. Hank's threats are petty, God's threat is a practical warning: how would self-interest be without a self?
how do you explain the immoralities in the bible, the supposed instructions from God which are completely immoral? (not to mention the actions of God himself as described in the bible)
@namesameasu Hank not kicking your ass is a pretty practical warning. My self is rather interested in not having my self's ass kicked. I have just as much evidence that Hank will, in fact, kick your ass as you have there is a lake of fire. In fact, the ass-kicking is more likely--ass-kickings do in fact occur and have been documented. Lakes of fire? Not so much.
@namesameasu I'm sure glad you pointed out the poor analogy these atheists made. I think it would behoove them to know that actions like reading this poorly concocted analogy is exactly why they'll be seeing a really hot place when they die. We'll just look down at them and tell Jesus that we warned them.
@NormanMinetaTestimon What exactly makes "kissing hank's ass" a poor analogy for religion? OBVIOUSLY you see christianity in it, because not once do they even mention christianity. So I think you're just mad that they demonstrated how absurd your religion is, without even mentioning it by name.
@NormanMinetaTestimon I sure glad you pointed out the poor hot-dog these mustard eaters made. I think it would behoove them to know that actions like eating hot-dogs with mustard is exactly why Hank is gonna kick their ass. I'll kiss hanks ass for them and count my money.
"No. 3 Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you". I like this hank guy very much, is there anyway can i donate to this great cause.
TheFatSteez 1 day ago
LOOOOOOL
soggy9 3 weeks ago
LMFAO
sean32laf 3 weeks ago
All bow before Hank, you cut weenie kraut eaters!
hatamot0 3 weeks ago
I...love this! XD
Gurrennakun 1 month ago
My new favorite insult: You bunless, cut-wienered kraut-eater!
gspendlove 1 month ago in playlist ae 2
Two immutable facts of humanity are: It is united in the belief that those who subscribe to a different world view, political ideology, religion, philosophy, prejudice, etc. "just don't get it." Talented debaters can cause anyone to appear foolish, proving only technique, not truth.
MTJLT 1 month ago
And to think that Evangelism came to be just because King Henry VIII wanted to divorce his wife for not giving birth to a son.
XxI3ioHazardxX 1 month ago
Man is this joke is REAL old. But awesome.
DorianGrayClampitt 1 month ago
John 14:6 "jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth and the life : no man cometh unto the father, but by me"
skipdimple 1 month ago
I left 200 messages on Hank's answering machine, I sure hope he got them!
EthanNin0 1 month ago
praise be to Hank the great ass
zaxxxon 1 month ago
This is perfect
ellimist6 1 month ago
Yo house is so dirty, you have to wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.
2Jax 2 months ago
I think I saw the animated version on Nonstampcollectors channel. Funny shit. Hank's a fucktard.
TheCrimsonification 2 months ago
The sad thing about this, is that it's completely accurate. Haha
CanadianMuffins 2 months ago
what's disturbing is how absurd this story is, while effectively being completely true...
Sahuagin 2 months ago
A masterpiece gentlemen. I just wish the radio-play could be read out every Sunday (and in church would be even better).
drfoxcourt 2 months ago
I must get to know this Hank guy.
DasHinchen 2 months ago
This the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! I've got to listen to this when drinking. LMAO!
grassburner 2 months ago
even though you started in the dishwasher, at least you are questioning things. and what is the truth, there is the truth of sience which are the laws of physics which are unchangable. there is also the truth of humanity. this is already written in our hearts and souls, all you have to is find it.jesus is not the be all and end all, in his teachings lies the key to this truth.
lordofthecoils 2 months ago
You can all kiss MY ass and I'll pass it on to Hank.
PktMma 2 months ago
"A wiener without a bun is wrong." Is that another dogmatic parable against masturbation?
ChipArgyle 2 months ago
@ChipArgyle Hahaha not bad. But you don't get any thumbs up because Hank only allows kissing of the ass. NO THUMBS!
Pigroota 2 months ago
accurate analogy
Oblivionic 2 months ago
Hank even made diseases! Some kids are born already on their way to the million dollars!!
lightitupfool 2 months ago
LMBO
BeckaMorena 2 months ago
yea a true reflection of the american entrepenerial greed f*****g up the true message or christ, just like mainstream religions,and every other twat who hasnt got a clue what christianity is about. dont listen to those two ***** dont listen to me, look for the real truth work it out for yourself.
lordofthecoils 2 months ago
@lordofthecoils Okay, then I just found the real truth. God is a plate I just got out of the dishwasher.
You can't say it's not the truth, because no one knows what the truth is.
I will now worship that plate forever, because it grants me eternal life on Fridays.
Thelordisgayandmerry 2 months ago
The old "You better buy what were selling or else" pitch!
NoGuyComesClose 2 months ago
WHAT AN AMAZING VIDEO! SO TRUE!
maxsmith1995 2 months ago
Well, I don't know about you, but Hank gives some good advice. I mean, he seems like a great man. Except when he's about to kick the shit out of you.
flensdude 2 months ago
not evertyone is confidant , smug , probably a reasonably well off middle american., there are a lot of broken and needy people out there , also millions of junkies ,criminnals etc ..yea why dont you offer them your better alternative ATHEISM ..bound to really make a differance to thier lives. its going to give them hope moral guidance and comfort.........not!
lordofthecoils 3 months ago
@lordofthecoils We educate and uplift these people with true human compassion and charity. We DON'T make false promises, we DON'T make them feel even more miserable by calling them "sinners", we DON'T make them pay their hard earned money to some church, and we DON'T do good deeds with the sole intention of impressing a magic invisible daddy in the sky.
greenjelly01 2 months ago
Who's Carl?!
Arcexey 3 months ago
"or he'll kick the shit out of you" haha
BER2ERKER 3 months ago
BWAHAHAHA.... One of funnies pwnage I ever seen ;)
fpissarra 3 months ago
HAHAHA!!! This was AMAZING.
boolengleng 3 months ago
You Hankdamned imbeciles!
mmmmmarcus 3 months ago
This is plain AWESOME.
Almudena89 3 months ago
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MsOneiroi77 3 months ago
if kissing hanks ass means doing good, helping others, being kind, and being a good human, then I would kiss hank's ass EVERYDAY.
risbysarwar 3 months ago
@risbysarwar Can't you do those things without kissing anyone's ass in the slim chance of receiving a reward? I do good, help others, am kind and a good person because that's how I like to see other people behave. But I don't kiss ass because I think I might get a handout for it.
Why do all these ass-kissers think the only way to do good by the human race is to kiss Hank's ass all the time? Try not kissing his ass and see if he really does beat the shit out of you. You may be surprised.
Ogawa47 3 months ago
@Ogawa47 not only do you kiss up to hank by doing good to others, you can also do it by doing good to yourself; being honest, fair, kind, not smoking, not drinking, not insulting, not making fun of others, etc. Hank doesnt need to be kissed, the purpose of it all is to be civilized and good to others and be good to yourself. Look at America, secular country. Out of the 6 million people in jail, 3 million are in the U.S., if everyone feared Hank, then this would be statistic would be nil
risbysarwar 3 months ago
@risbysarwar If Hank's ass doesn't need kissing, then why are you suggesting that people can't be decent if they don't kiss Hank's ass? And by the way, ass-kissers wind up in jail and prison all the time. Forcing an entire country to kiss one person's ass isn't going to make the crowbar motels any less full. In fact, a 1999 Texas poll of the criminal justice system showed that at least 78% of prisoners claimed to have kissed Hank's ass. A 1995 national census showed 33% actively kissed his ass.
Ogawa47 3 months ago
@Ogawa47 contempt for others, selfishness, shamelessness, etc. are erased/ controlled in the hearts of those who truly believe in a Higher power they must answer to. Don't get inffuenced by the bad that media feeds you. Do get influenced by the good, in religion (which is not hard at all) and the good in secular (which gets you halfway)
risbysarwar 3 months ago
@Ogawa47 dont let your ego and self-worship and sinful desires deny the existence of a higher being. Look at religion for what it is and what they do, with a humble heart, theres alot you will see that will win your respect and love. The media portrays those who are pious as corny and ignorant; the media also glorifies sex, drinking, and smoking as cool and fun things to do. We must let our minds be strong and smart. Our hearts pure and pristine.
risbysarwar 3 months ago
@risbysarwar See, I don't need Hank or the media to tell me how to live my life. I can think (with strength and intelligence) for myself, thankyouverymuch. And I don't believe I said religions don't do good. I merely suggested that the assumption that only religions do good is incorrect.
Ogawa47 3 months ago
@Ogawa47 religion builds character, community, and offers hope. It's good is unmatchable. People who do violence in the name religion are contradicting themselves. Kissing up to Hank is the Best way to be of good, moral character.
risbysarwar 3 months ago
@risbysarwar There is no benefit that only religion can offer, and no sins it cannot cause.
YaleBreaker 1 month ago
@risbysarwar You can do that without laying lips on Hanks ass though.
dangerouslytalented 3 months ago 4
@dangerouslytalented lol
risbysarwar 3 months ago
That's pretty funny
ummmerrrrummm 3 months ago
Church of hank founded 27 april 2011,I actualy prefer this church to jehovas witnesses tbh...Religon = do as i say ,work for me an give me all your worldly goods, u get reward when you die . LOL wut?
Thelondonbadger 3 months ago
Sigh. Some good analogies and some based in ignorance.
maizelet85 3 months ago
Hank didn't build the town. Bob did. And if you don't kiss Bob's ass you WILL get your ass kicked. It's Bob's rules or serious ass-kicking. By the way, Bob says NO hotdogs of any kind in any way, shape or form. Also, if you kill anyone who kisses Hank's ass Bob will give you 72 million dollars when you leave town. And remember, Bob needs his ass kicked 5 times a day at specific times. If you miss an ass kissing you'd better have a damn good reason for it and make up for it the next day.
kossmikham 3 months ago 3
@kossmikham and this is islam in a nutshell?
witchcerridwen 3 months ago
@witchcerridwen Ding ding ding ding!!!
kossmikham 3 months ago
Can we force America to listen to this? Prolly not. Lets threaten them with eternal damnation if they dont, and then theyll listen!!! mwaaahhahaha
Johnf85 3 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
News flash: Christians don't care if you eat condiments with your hot dogs. Talk about a straw man. Thumbs up, please.
GlorifiedTruth 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you think that @GlorifiedTruth completely missed the point of this video.
nashwhal 3 months ago 34
@nashwhal FUCK! you DICK! now I have too spend my entire afternoon looking for GlorifiedTruth's comment!
minimonster007 2 months ago
@minimonster007
1. click "view all comments"
2. Press Ctrl-F
3. Type GlorifiedTruth and Press Enter
4. ...
5. Profit
jacksawild 2 months ago 3
@GlorifiedTruth Holy crap. You're frigging retarded.
Graynumber 3 months ago 4
@GlorifiedTruth who said that this video was related at ALL to christianity?!
superfalcon123 3 months ago 3
@GlorifiedTruth
You do realize that the "Condiments with your Hot Dogs" parable was talking about Homosexuality... don't you?
So... Christians DON'T care if someone is Homosexual?
Wow... that's surprising, here I thought Christians were trying to outlaw Homosexuality and ban them from getting married. Oh... Wait ¬_¬
BlankPicketSign 3 months ago 11
@GlorifiedTruth You seem to have a lot of thumbs up there pal.
CanadianMuffins 2 months ago 2
@CanadianMuffins - I'm not sure in which sense you mean that. But a sad truth in either event.
GlorifiedTruth 2 months ago
I lol'd quite alot after reading that - thank you sir
sdmac21 1 month ago
I'll kick the shit out of HANK!
TheSkunkCat 3 months ago
Brilliant!!!
denismutabazi 3 months ago
where do i sign up?
bearwoodcarpentry 3 months ago
genius!
rgrannell1 3 months ago
13 people will be cheering Hank on to beat your ass while counting their money
TheAmazingTwist 3 months ago
Carl is the dick no Hank, Hank doesn't exist.
supercoolguyT 3 months ago
Reddit is the best thing ever
ColdSteelRain17 3 months ago 9
You bunless, cut weiner, kraut eater!
MinaraD 3 months ago
I once compared Adolf Hitler to "God" at a christian youth group. It was pretty accurate....and they didn't like me too much anymore. oh well :3
SGFrySG 3 months ago 2
I love this analogy. Bonus for also being funny.
MGlBlaze 3 months ago 4
@MGlBlaze You said anal(ogy) i know you want to put your weiner in her buns. Without any condem(ents) I might add.
sandcut1 3 months ago
Ha ha ha . :-)
Great !
I think this is very close to how I see a believer of a not proven extraordinary creep.... eh, being.
It have to be true because it says so in the bible/koran, and the bible/koran says it's true, so it have to be true, because it say so in the bible/koran, eh....... nvm. :-(
BelieveNoGod 3 months ago
very good video... great comparisons and very funny
StormSquadDotNet 4 months ago
looooooooooooooooool
Winston2004 4 months ago
Awesome!
ttcmp0 4 months ago
evangelist, if we dont believe in Hank, why should we belive in god?
shadowknigth94 4 months ago
Omg this is brilliant lol. Christianity in a nutshell indeed.
mimikawaii7386 4 months ago 3
@mimikawaii7386 not just christianity, every religion
luka7646 4 months ago
Theist (il)logic.
Great!
psycotria 4 months ago 2
Love it, Love it!!!
revstevil 4 months ago
The salvation story in a nut shell.
waterandphotons1 4 months ago 44
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Al5ezdlt 3 months ago
to all you creationist nut jobs, how stupid do you feel after that?
haha!
kryo101 4 months ago 3
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whyteay 5 months ago
@whyteay But of course not even a rational comparison in your mind right. Your still a Christian aren't you?
TomsFriendKake 4 months ago
@TomsFriendKake Lol, actually I'm not. And that was only a month ago! So I concede your point.
whyteay 4 months ago
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Hank is a strawman argument.
Evolution is not science. Mutations do not order anything. Evolution is a false teaching.
watch?v=HoKVVYJ8KJM
JungleJargon 5 months ago
@JungleJargon trololololol
AJATOMICA 5 months ago
@JungleJargon troll troll troll troll. Get back under your bridge.
ArchhereticK 5 months ago
@JungleJargon Even if Evolution is false, that's not evidence for God.
MrBlack1968 5 months ago 6
@JungleJargon * Calls the troll hunters.
tilemacro 4 months ago
haha this is great
x3brian187 5 months ago
This is absolutely wonderful.
blaze8272000 5 months ago
lol - brilliant
VerumAdNauseam 5 months ago
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VerumAdNauseam 5 months ago
Mmm... sauerkraut; I enjoy it almost every day.
TheTheologicalTheist 5 months ago
I've got a significant installment of my "money".
TheTheologicalTheist 5 months ago
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"Well then how do I kiss his ass?"
EPIC!
SomeRandomAspie 5 months ago
When you share this with Christians, they get all huffy and mad at the way you've just talked about Christianity. Then when you point out that you haven't mentioned it, they get madder.
Ahhh, it's fun to poke fun at the willfully ignorant.
ciaochowbella 5 months ago 5
Lmfao. Don't use alcohol, but use it in moderation.
Ledwix 5 months ago
If you agree to kiss Hank's ass, he'll give you a million dollars and the exclusive rights to suck his dick forever.
ddrddrddrddr 5 months ago
this is epic.
ziosuna 5 months ago
Fuck Hank, he's a dick.
zacthebold 5 months ago 70
@zacthebold Calling Hank a dick is the one unforgivable sin... now he's going to kick the shit out of you.
9Speed 4 months ago
@9Speed Not until I leave town though.
zacthebold 4 months ago
Lol awesome
babyranks4 5 months ago
I have got to expand my horizons. I write songs, even record all the instruments and vocals myself, and I get some pretty good comments from people who watch (listen to) my uploads, some who don't even normally listen to punk rock. But THIS is something I must get in to. I wrote mini-plays with my sister when we were kids, but haven't in forever. I gotta try something like this. In honor of the inspiration these guys gave me, I will first attack religion, then I will get to other subjects . . .
AdamRainStopper 5 months ago
I've never seen anyone do a dramatic presentation of "Kiss Hank's Ass." It's hilarious!
YY4Me133 5 months ago
First of all wat n the hell is a gangsterper lol and if I argue with u means I respect your opinion and your intelligent with that being said bye!
smarterdenyouthink 5 months ago
"My mother kissed Hank's ass for years!"
haha
Skindoggiedog 5 months ago
Hank calls the show sometimes and he always threatens Matt. He insults him too!
somethingdiffereable 5 months ago
hank? considering this show is based out of texas....one could assume hank got his money selling propane and things that go with it.
TAXEXEMPTION 5 months ago
Brilliant. Almost not a parody at all. The hyperbole is precise in its corespondence to everything evangelists say. Bravo!
mitchhayes1969 5 months ago
*thumbs up* ... all up to heaven
alkoron 5 months ago
This is very funny.
AlnilamOri 6 months ago
I thank him 4 everything his givin me and u can attack 4 the few mistakes I made but maybe If u start thanking him u have ppl to talk to instead those cats! So get blessed lonely cat lady
smarterdenyouthink 6 months ago
One of the most dumbest and most disrespectful thing I ever seen and only push me closer to GoDs word cuz he warned us about ppl like dis and u 4got ur so called hank give his life 4 fools like u and u wonder y u get no miracles!
smarterdenyouthink 6 months ago
@smarterdenyouthink - Apparently your god didn't give you the ability to spell. Thank him for that.
Critic863 6 months ago 5
@smarterdenyouthink whell.. most people just think you are DUMBERthanyouthink. And thanks for pointing out Matts joke. Kiss Franks ass for us will you?
gangsterper 5 months ago 2
My eccentric philanthropist can beat up your eccentric philanthropist and then douse his hair with beer and make him smoke a wiener stuffed with pickle relish and moon rocks.
medexamtoolsdotcom 6 months ago
it took me a few minutes to figure out the 'wheener and bun' was a reference to sex haha
SanguineBullet667 6 months ago
Quite funny.
BTW: I'm an atheist, BUT I never say "religious assholes". Why should I? If people find comfort in believing in a higher being, NP 4 me.
Versuch15 6 months ago
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so hilarious!haha typical deluded religious nuts way of conversing with their beliefs, i pity these people...so deluded, bravo to the one who wrote the kit
filipinoatheist 6 months ago
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filipinoatheist 6 months ago
This is perfect to explain religious assholes how they actually are.
EDWARDCR 6 months ago
About 47% of the US is against Atheists and they're disliked more than other group, including Muslims, LBGT, and any ethnic minority. They're more correct about everyone being against them than any other group, statistically.
Impulse725 6 months ago
A six and a half minute guide to religion for dummies.
trinity71o 6 months ago
Brilliant example of religion. :)
SuperXpress2 6 months ago 2
@MyloDude22 that's probably the most intelligent thing I've heard all week. And, you do have a point. What people crave above all else is attention and pity.
veson231 6 months ago
Atheists think everyone is out against them. It's really annoying.
veson231 6 months ago
@veson231 Everyone thinks everyone against them. It's human nature to play the victim. Christians think they're the last religion to be picked on. Same go with Mormons, Muslims and even Atheists. We as humans have to find/invent enemies and have to invent ways to protect against those perceived enemies.
MyloDude22 6 months ago
@MyloDude22 It's kind of hard NOT to play the victim when every 'holy book' tells people of respective doctrines to punish those not of their faith, and since we aren't of ANY faith, we pretty much get the brunt of EVERY faith. Are we victims? Yeah, we are.
TheMarkNessMonster 3 months ago
@veson231 Most hated people in the U.S. according to a recent study.
BelatedGamer 6 months ago
@veson231 But atheist are right in thinking everyone is out against them. The Bible itself says anyone who doesn't believe in God is a fool who will burn in hell.
cornflakeclusters 6 months ago
@cornflakeclusters That's actually not what the bible says. Hell is mostly from the extended universe, if you will. It's the Han and Leia's Jedi children of theology. There are parts about punishment for the douches, but belief in God being required is debatable. The idea of hell as a physical place of fire mostly comes from Dante, and even he cut the virtuous unsaved a break. Conception of hell varies greatly by sect also, not even Christians are all on the "lake of fire" train
Impulse725 6 months ago
@Impulse725 In my comment, I was referring to the following passages: Luke 12:10, Mark 3:29 and Psalm 53.
cornflakeclusters 6 months ago
im hank :D
Deathlist123 6 months ago
atheism has it right!
Technometal95 6 months ago
lolz
SGTSlashRazor 7 months ago
That was beautiful
loveandpentagrams 7 months ago
this is fucking hilarious. sounds EXACTLY the same to me.
rysw19 7 months ago 2
This is legit, Hank did kick the shit outta me
LOGIC42369 8 months ago 3
I agree with the message, but it would have been a lot more powerful if they practiced once or twice before recording it.
KaineTECH 9 months ago
Love it guys!! Keep up the good work!
drarkanex 9 months ago
"That's just extremely moderate." LOL!
TomFynn 9 months ago
Lmao through the hole thing
DragonsREpic 9 months ago
DING DONG
evangelist: BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA CHRIST WILL RETURN BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA SAVE YOURSELF
atheist: kiss me ass.
Slams door in face
atimor 9 months ago 32
rofl awesome vid. soooo true! hahaha!
12InchesUnBuffed 9 months ago
LOL.
colourfulwithaU 9 months ago
Yes, that is exactly how they sound. Loved this.
RhondaH 10 months ago
666 views. Wow!
NefosG 10 months ago
good sketch
Redshift21 10 months ago
Methinks Hank is a strawman.
namesameasu 10 months ago
@namesameasu Nah. The Hank story just illustrates a huge number of theistic fallacies with an analogy to Evangelical Christianity. It's not an argument.
You could say some of the analogies where false of course, but you'd be wrong in any other sense than "No single theist would commit all of these fallacies in a single conversation".
Gnomefro 10 months ago
@Gnomefro The whole thing is a fallacy: God's offer rises up people spiritually, whereas Hank is offering a worldly reward that people would already have a taste of. Faith has the fringe benefit of transcendence, whereas Hank's reward is fraught with lowly materalism. Hank appears to be physically threatening, whereas God's "lake of fire" is a spiritual deprivation that would be eternal. Hank's threats are petty, God's threat is a practical warning: how would self-interest be without a self?
namesameasu 10 months ago
@namesameasu and how do you know it?
CIarKent 10 months ago
@CIarKent Logical consistency, implication and modality.
namesameasu 10 months ago
@namesameasu be more specific.
how do you know that the bible is real?
how do you explain the immoralities in the bible, the supposed instructions from God which are completely immoral? (not to mention the actions of God himself as described in the bible)
CIarKent 10 months ago
@namesameasu Hank not kicking your ass is a pretty practical warning. My self is rather interested in not having my self's ass kicked. I have just as much evidence that Hank will, in fact, kick your ass as you have there is a lake of fire. In fact, the ass-kicking is more likely--ass-kickings do in fact occur and have been documented. Lakes of fire? Not so much.
BiffWhitebread13 10 months ago
@namesameasu I'm sure glad you pointed out the poor analogy these atheists made. I think it would behoove them to know that actions like reading this poorly concocted analogy is exactly why they'll be seeing a really hot place when they die. We'll just look down at them and tell Jesus that we warned them.
NormanMinetaTestimon 10 months ago
@NormanMinetaTestimon
Translation: Hank will kick our ass? The analogy seems quite perfect to me.
bdw5000 10 months ago
@NormanMinetaTestimon What exactly makes "kissing hank's ass" a poor analogy for religion? OBVIOUSLY you see christianity in it, because not once do they even mention christianity. So I think you're just mad that they demonstrated how absurd your religion is, without even mentioning it by name.
VesusSheist 10 months ago
@NormanMinetaTestimon I sure glad you pointed out the poor hot-dog these mustard eaters made. I think it would behoove them to know that actions like eating hot-dogs with mustard is exactly why Hank is gonna kick their ass. I'll kiss hanks ass for them and count my money.
Nemesis0300 10 months ago